This song is so creepy. But it works because I feel takes from the perspective of a possessive lover. He/She loves their crush in a very uncomfortable way and to the point of where they worship them as a religious figure. The choir that makes this unsettling fits perfectly and highlights of what a stalker is like.
I love fall out boy's use of sounds you wouldn't usually hear in punk/rock/alternative or whatever this genre of music is. like church bells and a choir in this song, and chellos in pheonyx. it's creative and interesting.
Tbh, I get where ppl come from with the sexual vibes but I prefer to interpret this song as a song written to pour love towards a special someone, such as a parent or sibling or significant other. "You're holy to me, my sanctuary" and "If you were church, I'd get on my knees" give me vibes of loving someone so much you'd be willing to worship the ground they walk upon and vibes of also worshiping the ground where someone walks because they saved you from yourself so you love them for it; regard them as your deity. Idk I'm sick and rambling ignore me. I just rlly like this song and the vibes it gives me
Why hasn't nobody answered that question? I'm so curious about what they could possibly be saying! But from little knowledge that I might have of the language, I believe that if they are actually singing words, it's in Latin
Am I the only one who hears "Mr. Stark" in the background at the end of "And if death was the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room"?
"I got few more fake friends. And its harder to know whats real." "And if death was the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room." And "I love the world. But I just dont like what it makes me feel." This are the best part for me.
Honestly, I'm really surprised, but I prefer this album over the other ones. I thought I wouldn't like this new album as bunch, but I absolutely LOVE it
I just realised Disenchantment MCR: Nothing to say about a life long wait. For a hospital stay Church FOB: death is last appointment we are all just in the waiting room (Mr stump) I guess the angst will never end
My all-time favourite thing is that my sister used to hear "take the pain, make it Bilbo Baggins" instead of "billboard big and swallow it". I am losing my shit over it every single time I listen to this song
Really never got into Fall Out Boys newer stuff but this, this shit right is fuckin sweeeeetttt. Nothing nowhere has a few good songs. Did a great job with this in my opinion.
I don't know how but everytime i listen to the song i think about my traumatized mom. I mean i am living with a severe PTSD but I've given up my life,my "soul". I live to comfort her and protect her whatever it takes. I will die for her. I'm ready to fall on my knees and stab myself in my heart for her. She's the best. She is holy for me.
I listened to this song so much in last year's fall while reading that every time I listen to this I can only remember that damned book I loved it but damn
If you were church, I'd get on my knees Confess my love, I'd know where to be My sanctuary, you're holy to me If you were church, I'd get on my knees I'd get on my knees, I'd get on my knees Take the pain Make it billboard big and swallow it for me Time capsule for the future Trust me, that's what I will be Oh, the things that you do in the name of what you love You are doomed but just enough You are doomed but just enough If you were church, whoo I'd get on my knees, yeah Confess my love, I'd know where to be My sanctuary, you're holy to me If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees I'd get on my knees, whoo I'd get on my knees I'd get on my knees I love the world but I just don't love the way it makes me feel Got a few more fake friends And it's getting hard to know what's real And if death is the last appointment Then we're all just sitting in the waiting room I am just a human trying to avoid my certain doom If you were church, yeah I'd get on my knees Confess my love, I'd know where to be My sanctuary, you're holy to me If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees I'd get on my knees, yeah, oh I'd get on my knees, ah ah ah I'd get on my knees, yeah I'd get on my knees... If you were church I'd get on my knees Confess my love, I'd know where to be My sanctuary, you're holy to me, you're holy to me If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees, yeah
![Fall Out Boy - Bishops Knife Trick [Lyrics]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EXQGbHyX3rM/mqdefault.jpg)
"I love the world, but I just don't like the way it makes me feel." Finally someone put in in words
I thought it said war---
Nafsi 123 in the lyric video?
Lmaooo
exactly, I love to live life but hates when it always goes the wrong way
More like into a song -
Idk why but just having the church choir in the background made the song 10x more enjoyable. I just liked the sound of it
Fancy Cat i love songs that have choirs in the background. It makes them sound so much more intense and ethereal
Ikr :o
True,
Same
and the "Mr. Stump".
"And if death was the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room" in my oppinion is the best part
Ethan Lockridge I wish it didn’t have that fuckin woman saying Mr Stump tho, idk it just sounds terrible lmfao
Well you have a great freaking opinion
i fucking agree
me too
*_Mister Stump?_*
I thought the background was a glowing bathtub at first then I was just like ‘oh wait. That’s not a bath. That’s a coffin.’
Lola Jones I still thought it was a bathtub before I saw this comment
Who's to say it can't be both?
-Probably shouldn't bath in a coffin though-
@@cantsalvagethis what about burial in a bathtub?
@@kassoruin valid
Same
at 2:02 you can hear that doctor's office assistant saying "Mr. Stump?" lmao calling him in to see Dr. Death
Dr. Death haha I'm dead
@@kourt1462 Was that a pun
Then is Patrick "Doctor Death Defying"? :D
whoaa
@UnLTDGamingHD haha
"You were doomed but just enough" is such a sexually charged sentence that even my little ace heart was pounding
I can’t listen to this without thinking of EmpyFeet’s animation “Church” 😂
Same, just saw it today and now it's stuck in my head.
Little Dragon
I mean how could it NOT be stuck in our heads? It’s AMAZING!
If anyone who hasn't seen the animatic sees this comment, I highly recommend you watch. It's rly good.
:p same
yeah that animatic is just AMAZING. I want a book or a movie from that storyline especially
*bill wurtz voice*
you could make a religion out of this
*PLEASE DO*
How did I read Wurtz as Wentz...? I need help...
No, don't.
I love Church, Heaven's Gate and CHAMPION the most. But all FOB songs are like a present you open on christmas morning. I just love them.
Neilia G the ribbon on their wrists say “do not open before Christmas”
They’re only liars, but they’re the best...
My top 5 on MAN I A:
1. Stay Frosty
2. Sunshine Riptide
3. The Last Of The Real Ones
4. CHURCH
5. Heavens Gate
Wrong order tho
1.stay frosty royal milk tea
2.heaven's gate
+Coyote Chaos
3.last of the real ones
4. Church
5. Sunshine riptide
Just The Essentials same
Just The Essentials you forgot hold me thought or dont
I want a church girl that goes to church...
aN ReAd HeR BiBlE
YES
That meme is dead but...thanks for bringing it back.
Random Edit: Cant type for shit but still thanks for the memories.
😂😂
@@preciouswyche5893 Vines. Never. Die.
Yo we went over to Emily's house and we totally "read the bible"
This song is so creepy. But it works because I feel takes from the perspective of a possessive lover. He/She loves their crush in a very uncomfortable way and to the point of where they worship them as a religious figure. The choir that makes this unsettling fits perfectly and highlights of what a stalker is like.
listening to it and reading this comment, it kinda makes sense !!
I hate you god hater
I hate you god hater
I thought this was about gay sex I dunno but I’m built different
@@tajmirmccray8079 how tf is this "god hating"
It's not just a typical edgy courting song, it's a troubled soul trying to find solace in a relationship.
2:45 yo, guys I have a soul voice :D
And during “Heavens Gate” at the very beginning 😂
And they were all like “yo, that sounds like soul!” So they put it in a song and they were like
*I WHEEZED*
"Got a few more fake friends and it's getting harder to know what's real"
That one hit me harder than some of the others
Same here
I love the picture you used!!😀
My favorite songs from m a n i a are....
*I CANT PICK*
Josh Freaking Dun all of them!!😍
I can't chose either fam.
same
s t a y f r o s ty r o y a l m i l k t e a
Honestly SAME
Dear future husband, if this song doesnt play at least once on our wedding day i dont actually love you
Amen to that!
Actually I was so lucky that when they made my wedding video they put this song as cover! I never heard this song in my life but now I love it!
wow cool
Daniella Cuauro does no one get the Meghan Trainor reference? lmao that was good
"And if death is the last appointment / then we're all just sitting in the waiting room"
s h o o k e t h
the 26 dislikes are pop singers salty because they know that Patrick's voice kicks ass
Yes
I wanna show this to the priests at my church now lmao
Show him the video 😂
Lol Have fun being exorcised
@@alexandramiller3825 more like excommunicated
do it
Do it
That holy melodic screaming at the backround. God damn.
Holy heck man, my friend wasn't kidding when they said Church was frickin' great. 😱💜🌊
THE ENTIRE M A N I A ALBUM IS JUST A BLESSING. IT SAVED 2018💜
The woman saying “Mr. Stump” in the background after the part where he says “were all just sitting in the waiting room” is so funny tbh
my fav songs from m a n i a are
1: Wilson
2: Heaven’s Gate
3: Church
4: Hold me Tight or Don’t
5: The Last of the Real Ones
Listen from 3:03 after Patrick says "Beeee" he says "Yee" Someone tell CrankThatFrank!
Gh0stkid 777 lol
Gh0stkid 777 I’d know where to be yEEE
Pre-order Pray For The Wicked on iTunes btw YES!
Gh0stkid 777 SKSKS
Beee EEEE
I love fall out boy's use of sounds you wouldn't usually hear in punk/rock/alternative or whatever this genre of music is. like church bells and a choir in this song, and chellos in pheonyx. it's creative and interesting.
Tbh, I get where ppl come from with the sexual vibes but I prefer to interpret this song as a song written to pour love towards a special someone, such as a parent or sibling or significant other.
"You're holy to me, my sanctuary" and "If you were church, I'd get on my knees" give me vibes of loving someone so much you'd be willing to worship the ground they walk upon and vibes of also worshiping the ground where someone walks because they saved you from yourself so you love them for it; regard them as your deity.
Idk I'm sick and rambling ignore me. I just rlly like this song and the vibes it gives me
this song gets better and better each time i listen to it.
Church and Stay frosty royal milktea are good
but church is still my fav
KRAIN LEECH same here!!
YESSS
is church just a song that proves the fedora's dead
InfinityOnWes
The video is, yes.
InfinityOnWes FUUUUU
It's not dead in our hearts
The fedora's been dead for years. It's 20GAYTEEN we respect women, you dinguses.
Zabeer Farid Oh no honey, I'm not debating this, I'm mocking you.
I know a lot of people don't share this opinion but I love Young and Menace, Wilson(expensive mistakes) and Church the most
I LOVE THIS FREAKING SONG!
💜💜💜Thanks for the lyrics i love Fall Out Boy
I LOVE ALL OF THE SONGS!!
but especially the last of the real ones and wilson
Just out of curiosity does anyone have any idea what the people chanting are saying? Or is it just vocalizations? I can't quite tell.
Why hasn't nobody answered that question? I'm so curious about what they could possibly be saying! But from little knowledge that I might have of the language, I believe that if they are actually singing words, it's in Latin
Church Young and Menace and champion are my favorites rite now but they’re all like REALLY FRIKING GOOD
Favourite songs: Stay Frosty, Church and Sunshine Riptide (Believe it or not)
ARE YOU SMELLING THAT SHIT? ARE YOU SMELLING THAT SHIT? Eau de résistance
mine is church, wilson, hold me tight or dont and the last of the real ones
InfinityOnWes Love your pic :)
InfinityOnWes me too! Mania is so great!
AYYYY SAME
Demon Days Those are also my favorites
Same bro
going from "switchblades and infidelity" to this is such a trip,,, this is the same guy???? wild, thanks youtube mix
My favourites from MANIA have to be: Church, Wilson (expensive mistakes) and Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
I love how this starts out soft then picks up speed.!!!!!!!
*buy Mania Btw*
Yeeeee
Jahsy I love furries. (Tumblr. Dont come for me plz)
Jahsyee PANIC!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Am I the only one who hears "Mr. Stark" in the background at the end of "And if death was the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room"?
Your not the only one
Someone is saying “Mr Stump” and it got recorded
@@Kyp62100 Interesting.
"I got few more fake friends. And its harder to know whats real."
"And if death was the last appointment, then we're all just sitting in the waiting room."
And "I love the world. But I just dont like what it makes me feel." This are the best part for me.
Honestly, I'm really surprised, but I prefer this album over the other ones. I thought I wouldn't like this new album as bunch, but I absolutely LOVE it
breathtaking insane mind-altering mouth-foaming deranged etc
I can't stop listening to this..... *I'D GET ON MY KNEES!!!!!!*
This song is so good
Wait NANI I always thought it was *you were due but just enough* that made it sound even cooler and was my favorite part of the song
fall out boy fits for me with this song, it's like lucifer falling from heaven
“I’m half doomed and you’re semi sweet”
“You are doomed but just enough”
❤️❤️
I just realised
Disenchantment MCR: Nothing to say about a life long wait. For a hospital stay
Church FOB: death is last appointment we are all just in the waiting room
(Mr stump)
I guess the angst will never end
I want that coffin when I die.
My all-time favourite thing is that my sister used to hear "take the pain, make it Bilbo Baggins" instead of "billboard big and swallow it". I am losing my shit over it every single time I listen to this song
I LOVE. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
This is sooo great!
Really never got into Fall Out Boys newer stuff but this, this shit right is fuckin sweeeeetttt. Nothing nowhere has a few good songs. Did a great job with this in my opinion.
When there’s singing in the background I keep hearing “are we safe from google”
no one is safe
btw
i tbought the coffin in the pic was a bathtub when i first saw it and was confused
but didn't question it bc its fob
OMG FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I WAS THE 666TH LIKE!! HOLY MR STUMP xd i like how i was the 666th like on a song called church!
Me on heavens gate 666 fam
I would like this but you're at the holy number
That drop made my wig fly away.
But trust me, it'll fly right back to hear the sweet voice of our Patrick.
It was amazing and awesome.
Love the church choir in the background
Stay frosty, hold me tight, bishops knife trick, last of the real ones and church
thanks for the 1.5m views!!!~
yey 2m ! thanks :))
This song can be replayed over and over again and not get annoying
Edit: plz I wanna listen to it again but my bus is almost at the school
I wonder what would happen If someone played this at church.
alex rollins Let's find out!!
Satan would be summoned
I know my best friends from church and we all went to the Fall Out Boy concert so it will be us and a few other emos screaming
They can’t because Church is actually a good song >.>
@@coyotechaos5234 *Satan grabbing the microphone* I'D GET ON MY KNEES!!
*God slips off his throne*
Could you do Stay Frosty Milk Tea please?
xdxathxdxstielx yeah sure :))
I THOUGHT HE SAID "Make Bilbo Baggins swallow it for me" WHAT IS MY LIFE NOW
owo that first bit gave me chills
2:03 "h-hewwo??? mw. stump??? OwO"
Red the Mudkip you need to go to an actual church
IM SCREAMING
Red the Mudkip thanks I hate it
how do you delete someone else's comment
Where's your therapist
Best line for me : IF DEATH IS THE LAST APOINTMENT, THEN WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
Love this;;!
Confess dat love ❤️
DAMN SON i really FELT that "i love the world i just dont love the way it makes me feel"
This fuels me
i will never get tired of this song
I don't know how but everytime i listen to the song i think about my traumatized mom. I mean i am living with a severe PTSD but I've given up my life,my "soul". I live to comfort her and protect her whatever it takes. I will die for her.
I'm ready to fall on my knees and stab myself in my heart for her. She's the best. She is holy for me.
I listened to this song so much in last year's fall while reading that every time I listen to this I can only remember that damned book
I loved it but damn
I love church it's the best
I HEARD THIS SONG ON PUBLIC EARLIER AND I WAS YELLING THE LYRICS OUT
If you were church, I'd get on my knees
Confess my love, I'd know where to be
My sanctuary, you're holy to me
If you were church, I'd get on my knees
I'd get on my knees, I'd get on my knees
Take the pain
Make it billboard big and swallow it for me
Time capsule for the future
Trust me, that's what I will be
Oh, the things that you do in the name of what you love
You are doomed but just enough
You are doomed but just enough
If you were church, whoo
I'd get on my knees, yeah
Confess my love, I'd know where to be
My sanctuary, you're holy to me
If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees
I'd get on my knees, whoo
I'd get on my knees
I'd get on my knees
I love the world but I just don't love the way it makes me feel
Got a few more fake friends
And it's getting hard to know what's real
And if death is the last appointment
Then we're all just sitting in the waiting room
I am just a human trying to avoid my certain doom
If you were church, yeah
I'd get on my knees
Confess my love, I'd know where to be
My sanctuary, you're holy to me
If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees
I'd get on my knees, yeah, oh
I'd get on my knees, ah ah ah
I'd get on my knees, yeah
I'd get on my knees...
If you were church
I'd get on my knees
Confess my love, I'd know where to be
My sanctuary, you're holy to me, you're holy to me
If you were church, yeah, I'd get on my knees, yeah
lov this song
This song makes me burst into full on performance 😂
I showed my music teacher this, his reaction was amazing. It was the same reaction he had when a kid asked to sing death of a bachelor😂
i discovered this song tonight, and this is now one of my top 5 songs by fob
Got obssessed with this song after watching ToastyGlow's Escape From Divinity animation
last of the real ones & stay frosty
my favourite song from this album is bishop's knife trick or last of the real ones!
Mine is Hold Me Tight or Don’t.
Closest thing to religion I've come to.
church, heavens gate, bishops knife trick
“Whoo” i love 😂
The choir hits hard to me
Can't watch this without thinking about toastyglows animation to this song it's sooo good
Getting big Hozier vibes from this one
2:03 Say Mr Stump and my Fren say Mr Stark lmao
This song reminds me of Take Me To Church by Hozier. Anyone else?
IKR! Thought I was the only one
#takethepainmakeitbillboard
# bigandswallowitfotme
SNS BROS, #timecapselforthefuturetrustmethatswhatIwillbe
So sweet