They count Mysterion saying "beyond your comprehension" as a microaggression as it implies that one's ability to process information is stunted. Now, if New Kid is neurodivergent, or from a race or ethnicity usually stereotyped as being "inferior-minded", then it absolutely IS a true microaggression. Otherwise, I dunno if I'd count it.
You just have to work on your positioning and you will be good, also the time stop fart skips the turn and you get to swing on them. It's better than the glitch fart once you have it
So I've come to the conclusion that the heal Jesse is using is just trash. It heals less than most of the healing items and unlike Kyle's heal has no affect on the positioning of characters (i.e. the potential to pull your characters out of danger.) The move is just clogging up his three slot because anything it can do, consumables can do better. He's better off replacing it with a different move that either does more damage or supports his team in a different way. But Jesse will never realize this so really I'm just screaming into the void at 4 am, wtf am I doing with my life.
I played through mastermind difficulty, imo the Plantmancer has by far the best kit, but until then: Blaster Heat Wave: stacking knockback combo damage is very effective, and easy to come by, Speedster Double Edge: Two turns combined with a certain timefart is the equivalent of the first game's coffee item, Elementalist Ice Prison: Complete turn shutdown and dots still take effect, all of the Psychic kit is pretty good in most fights, and Assassin kit is high damage plus bleed and invisibility. As for allies: Craig and Tweek's ultimate is just 'fan-tas-tic', but their kits are either low dmg, hard to position, or in Tweek's case he's just fragile (Craig wins out as the better of the two once you can give him bonus movement). I preferred Call Girl: range, map-wide aoe ult, tank, good dmg and debuffs, Mysterion: Never dies plus a reverse knockback and debuffs, and for third I'd rotate Toolshed, Mosquito, Captain, and Fastpass. Toolshed ult is a huge boss-killer, plus a dedicated backline support. Mosquito does good damage, gross out and can sustain well. Fastpass has an invis dash to combo for knockbacks AND stay safe, plus a clutch ally positioning tool+heal. When the others are too squishy for a fight, the Cap holds a team together, plus who knew he's such a good character. =D
+ArcNine9Angel This game seems pretty fucking easy, so does any of that stuff really matter? It seems like as long as you can use basic level strategy and tactics during the actual fight then any team composition should work just fine.
i can see that jesse is the kind of player, that forgets that he has healing item that cure status affects. that ok, i do that sometimes myself. sometimes it is just easier to tank at all.
So THIS is the new Mr. Robot game they've been promoting! Interesting choice of art style. And the recurring theme of farts and buttholes is an interesting spin on things. Love it.
Alternatively, he could use the timefart to skip Timmy's turn and not have to deal with the toddlers. (49:00 - prediction isn't death so just tank it and skip Timmy who goes straight after) I don't know if he will but I hope he finds the chocolate memberito - best combat timefart by a long shot.
Oh my God you know you can move and THEN use a skill right? Like maybe move Buttlord out of harm's way and THEN heal him? Only 1 kid would have gotten to him at that point. Regardless, you got revives anyway, just...it hurts to watch sometimes
Yeah, I cringed at the exact same moment lol. He literally never uses movement and positioning to his advantage in any of the fights, even though the game lets you move without it taking up action points.
Vanessa Colquhoun No it's not. It's the nickname Jesse gave him. If he was really named Shark Tail he would be bullied and shunned and in a pot of soup in some restaurant.
That's odd, Jesse didn't get the option to have the martial artist or plantmancer classes. That's a shame since all the martial arts moves are dragon related.
This was a pretty difficult fight to be honest. Not only do you have to deal with four of the freedom pals but timmy summons adds and hitting him makes him warp to a different space.
Jesse, you maybe want to switch up your team, make sure not everyone needs to attack in one line or stand in front of the enemies, take Kyle or Jimmy as more flexible fighters, the rest of the positioning comes more naturally then. Also equip new artifacts, don't think to hard about it, but if a mission / enemy comes with a might level, you need to have a higher one soon.
He could've positioned himself further away from the Kindergartners but instead, he stands in place near 3 of them and just heals himself... hmm... Also, love how he kept attacking the kids even after he saw that Timmy just summons more infinitely.
Jesse, I feel you might have an easier time with this if you subbed in Kyle or someone else with healing into your squad. Or at least another person with ranged attacks like Mosquito, so you don't feel so sluggish.
Ay Jesse, you know you can move and then heal your character right? Rather than standing next to the enemies who will brutalize you. You can also use dash attacks to get closer I think :P
I don't think shark tail is accurate to your build, perhaps crafting all those outfits you have and looking through your options will bring about a stronger hero persona
The security guard to tokens house wasn't a fight in stick of truth.u had to get the gas mask to block the mace then he was pissed off over it then embarrassed next time you seen him
At 25:45 when he walks out and gets the call from Eric, this never happened for me. I walked all over the map and in every building. At this point, I dont know what to do except start the whole game over again :(
p.s. if you cant do the quest yet and have realised that off screen. say "well i cant do that one yet so -" so we actually know whatever the fucks going on. p.p.s stop calling your videos walkthroughs. we all know theses videos and walkthroughs, you barely know whats going on yourself.
Jesse buddy I love your videos but you gotta do better! This type of game you mainly want to focus fire and not spread out your damage as much, and also need to make sure that you're using your ranged abilities at their max range and not walking into unnecessary enemy attacks.
I hope that Jesse finishes the Craig and Tweek quest. The Ultimate is so worth it!
I mean, the story itself is worth it.
Honestly I wish I could change it back since Craigs Solo ultimate does more damage
Wait, so you don't get the ultimate simply by just unlocking the Freedom Pals?
Tweek's one in the best in the game through. The mass confusion really helps out in the end-game.
My team was pretty heavily frontline focused so the confusion usually had no effect since they just attack what is directly in front of them
Oh my god he's called fast pass because he's disabled and gets fast passes in amusement parks
I just got that
You get the slow clap, building into a large raucous clap.
i had no idea that's what it meant
Based off of an actual type of ticket called FastPass used in Disneyland and World. Kind of like a pay to cut the line kinda deal.
I don't know how to respond to this without being attacked for microaggressions
PersuAsian funny, cause I've seen times where the fast pass lines are longer than the normal line
"Maybe I should beat Timmy first?"
Does exactly not that.
Sometimes it can be really difficult to watch Jesse play a strategy game.. O.O
Yeah we're watching him for personality. Strategy is not his forte
The security guard fight was extremely painful to watch.
It's hard for Jesse too use his brain for thinking, I mean he's been using his character as a front liner instead of back line character.
There's a backseat gamer inside of all of us.
I've been buttclenching at him playing games since Deus Ex : Human Revolution back in 2011, and he sure hasn't gotten any better.
I love how perfectly Jesse's commentary segues into TB's "Y'know where's the payoff?" for the outro sometimes
"Awww, I'm complicit!"
To quote Crendor, "I know how to follow simple instructions."
They count Mysterion saying "beyond your comprehension" as a microaggression as it implies that one's ability to process information is stunted.
Now, if New Kid is neurodivergent, or from a race or ethnicity usually stereotyped as being "inferior-minded", then it absolutely IS a true microaggression. Otherwise, I dunno if I'd count it.
Jesse you forgot a pic of tweek and craig in tokens dads workout room!
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"
Jesse: "CAUSE IT'S A QUEST!"
My new excuse for unreasonable action or decision I make.
It's Bioshock all over again. "Would you Kindly assault and arrest this black man?"
And today we learn Jesse has no idea how to fight a boss with adds.
You just have to work on your positioning and you will be good, also the time stop fart skips the turn and you get to swing on them. It's better than the glitch fart once you have it
Not really, he still uses glitch when he's because its what he's used to, did you watch the whole video?
I would have loved getting more than 4 ability slots for all the classes they gave us.
So I've come to the conclusion that the heal Jesse is using is just trash. It heals less than most of the healing items and unlike Kyle's heal has no affect on the positioning of characters (i.e. the potential to pull your characters out of danger.) The move is just clogging up his three slot because anything it can do, consumables can do better. He's better off replacing it with a different move that either does more damage or supports his team in a different way. But Jesse will never realize this so really I'm just screaming into the void at 4 am, wtf am I doing with my life.
Well, it does also cleanse and buff. But I agree, Jesse would do better with a more flexible skill, like the lightning of fire balls.
Oh yeah I forgot about the buff and cleanse, but it's still probably not worth it
I played through mastermind difficulty, imo the Plantmancer has by far the best kit, but until then: Blaster Heat Wave: stacking knockback combo damage is very effective, and easy to come by, Speedster Double Edge: Two turns combined with a certain timefart is the equivalent of the first game's coffee item, Elementalist Ice Prison: Complete turn shutdown and dots still take effect, all of the Psychic kit is pretty good in most fights, and Assassin kit is high damage plus bleed and invisibility.
As for allies: Craig and Tweek's ultimate is just 'fan-tas-tic', but their kits are either low dmg, hard to position, or in Tweek's case he's just fragile (Craig wins out as the better of the two once you can give him bonus movement). I preferred Call Girl: range, map-wide aoe ult, tank, good dmg and debuffs, Mysterion: Never dies plus a reverse knockback and debuffs, and for third I'd rotate Toolshed, Mosquito, Captain, and Fastpass. Toolshed ult is a huge boss-killer, plus a dedicated backline support. Mosquito does good damage, gross out and can sustain well. Fastpass has an invis dash to combo for knockbacks AND stay safe, plus a clutch ally positioning tool+heal. When the others are too squishy for a fight, the Cap holds a team together, plus who knew he's such a good character. =D
dont worry i share your pain
+ArcNine9Angel This game seems pretty fucking easy, so does any of that stuff really matter? It seems like as long as you can use basic level strategy and tactics during the actual fight then any team composition should work just fine.
Me: I don't think Cartman know what a Pedophile means.
Member Berries: Member when Cartman make friends with NAMBLA.
Me: Oh right...
You missed stuff in Tokens dads room! Oh no!
I also feel like the fireball was one of your strongest abilities... You almost NEVER use the heal. :S
Aw man, I was hoping that you would finish the counciling quest this episode, I was waiting for it...
Jesse: Oh shit, and that thing has hella distance. I just used the word hella. And I didn't do it ironically.
Me: Huh, life sure is strange ain't it?
I forgot how painful it was to watch Jesse constantly run his ranged character into melee then get surprised when he get's mobbed and btfu.
i can see that jesse is the kind of player, that forgets that he has healing item that cure status affects. that ok, i do that sometimes myself. sometimes it is just easier to tank at all.
So THIS is the new Mr. Robot game they've been promoting!
Interesting choice of art style. And the recurring theme of farts and buttholes is an interesting spin on things. Love it.
MOVE TOWARDS TIMMY. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE LITTLE KIDS.
This is game grumps all over again.
defeating timmy doesnt actually make the kids stop attacking
Alternatively, he could use the timefart to skip Timmy's turn and not have to deal with the toddlers.
(49:00 - prediction isn't death so just tank it and skip Timmy who goes straight after)
I don't know if he will but I hope he finds the chocolate memberito - best combat timefart by a long shot.
Did he skip the relationships counseling mission? Really?
I don't know Like mum pretty sure he did it last episode my dude. Like80% sure Jesse is gonna do literally everything- he did it last game
The rest of relationship counseling mission doesn't happen until the next day when the counselor calls you.
Yeah he looked at it and was like 'Oh im not gonna do that' and I was pretty disappointed.
He didn't realise he needs to talk to Tweek's dad again to trigger the next part of the quest.
Maybe he forgot he started it? But he should finish it, worth it.
Oh my God you know you can move and THEN use a skill right? Like maybe move Buttlord out of harm's way and THEN heal him? Only 1 kid would have gotten to him at that point.
Regardless, you got revives anyway, just...it hurts to watch sometimes
Yeah, I cringed at the exact same moment lol. He literally never uses movement and positioning to his advantage in any of the fights, even though the game lets you move without it taking up action points.
I'm just skipping most of the fights. I can't watch that :P
Excuse you his name is SHARK TAIL.
Vanessa Colquhoun No it's not. It's the nickname Jesse gave him. If he was really named Shark Tail he would be bullied and shunned and in a pot of soup in some restaurant.
I love this game and stick of truth because it plays like a real episode of south park. Jesse's commentary is funny as hell to lol.
That's odd, Jesse didn't get the option to have the martial artist or plantmancer classes. That's a shame since all the martial arts moves are dragon related.
Jesse the time pause is better because you can get free hits to your enemies.
This was a pretty difficult fight to be honest. Not only do you have to deal with four of the freedom pals but timmy summons adds and hitting him makes him warp to a different space.
It 100% is pretty difficult. Damn you Dr Timothy
Jesse, you maybe want to switch up your team, make sure not everyone needs to attack in one line or stand in front of the enemies, take Kyle or Jimmy as more flexible fighters, the rest of the positioning comes more naturally then.
Also equip new artifacts, don't think to hard about it, but if a mission / enemy comes with a might level, you need to have a higher one soon.
Morgan freeman is literally the hardest boss in the game. But you'll have to face him if you want 100%. Fight him at your own peril.
He could've positioned himself further away from the Kindergartners but instead, he stands in place near 3 of them and just heals himself... hmm... Also, love how he kept attacking the kids even after he saw that Timmy just summons more infinitely.
You missed the yaoi picture in Token's dad's room.
Let's punch shrubbery, wait maybe it will work a second time.... You got this Jesse
go talk to erics mom she has a misson for you
OMG Jesse go loot your damn chest
Also you can use character "dash" attacks to move to additional spaces and most pass through your allies.
You really need to strategize better Jesse.
It took me until just now to notice that the thumbnail art was a drawing and not official game art.
Wow that flight lasted 15 minutes lol. Enjoying this LP Jesse!
I mean sure your going to arrest innocent people for for loot. Its always been about the loot. You get a cool police badge.
That hacking sequence is more interactive than anything from Watch Dogs
you really need to make more macaroni pictures, Moses heals the whole party
I wonder if it's possible to freeze time at the security guards to avoid that battle?
I'm just rooting for Jesse to lose so he will actually learn how to play the game
Jesse! You really need to check out the plantmancer it has the most useful ult and a huge AoE bleed knockback.
This kid shits all over town and never washes his hands.
Jesse, I feel you might have an easier time with this if you subbed in Kyle or someone else with healing into your squad. Or at least another person with ranged attacks like Mosquito, so you don't feel so sluggish.
Don't forget to go back to raisins to finish Mosquito's quest.
Crazy; you picked the same classes and moveset as my first play thru!
I member the rockford files! It was a fun 80's detective show.
Ay Jesse, you know you can move and then heal your character right? Rather than standing next to the enemies who will brutalize you. You can also use dash attacks to get closer I think :P
Jesse, you must beat 'around' the bush.
Yo jesse, Morgan Freeman is a hidden boss but he's hidden for a reason. It's because he has 99999 health and you should fight him after the main story
Emperor Palpatine: *Execute Order Sixty-Weiner-Fart...*
I don't think shark tail is accurate to your build, perhaps crafting all those outfits you have and looking through your options will bring about a stronger hero persona
Well I guess I don't need to sleep yet...
The security guard to tokens house wasn't a fight in stick of truth.u had to get the gas mask to block the mace then he was pissed off over it then embarrassed next time you seen him
Nahhhh, he was a fight. After he tries to spray you he goes "Oh, shit!" and battle initiates.
He is super embarrassed afterwards.
Isaac Sorrels forgot the fight but it makes sense to have one tho lol
Morgan Freeman is the hardest boss in the game.
You've gotta diversify your skill set. Strategy is very important in a strategy game.
Welcome back home Jesse! We missed you and your funnies ^.^
What was this episode microagression about? I feel like I'm missing something :C Could anyone explain?
Sooo.....I'm assuming that costumes are purely cosmetic? I wouldn't know because Jesse has spent all of maybe 2 minutes in that menu.
Yeah I think they are. They don't do shit in my game
"Wha-! Wai-! Awwwwwwwwwwww, I'm complicit..."
i can't stop laughing
poor tokens dad, u got him arrested twice in 3 days if my memory serves me right since u got him arrested in the stick of truth as well
Member when this channel was all about World of Warcraft?
Morgan Freeman is a hidden boss
also another hide thing is that eric's mom has a quest
chaoslord101 I really wouldn't call that one a hidden side quest, because you get it for doing the main story
you only get the notifercation and you don't get an objective on the map but if he went and spoke to her now he would get the quest
If there's an in-game tip, is it really hidden or a spoiler?
no he isnt
36:05 Doctor Timothy is SO funny when he say's his name like that XD
Damn Jesse, move before you heal...
Welp got nothing to say that hasn’t already been said, but you know you can move and heal right?
... Wait a minute, doesn't Wolf Home Security just call the local police if there's trouble? Why are the police worried about themselves being called?
he could be the true robo shark tail, jaws
At 25:45 when he walks out and gets the call from Eric, this never happened for me. I walked all over the map and in every building. At this point, I dont know what to do except start the whole game over again :(
Are we sure Jesse plays strategy games?
im wondering if the cop missions change if youre black
no it doesn't
there's just a few comments during the main quest mission where you go to the police office which is pretty hilarious
Dangit Jesse I NEED to sleep Blizzcon is tomorrow. Lol ;)
Cant keep watching , ur fights, they are so unskillfull . ... xd
It's a sneak promotion.
He plays so bad that you want to buy the game so you can prove that it is easy to do better.
New Kid's going to be arrested for attacking a bunch of black guys for no good reason.
any updates on when scary game squad zine will ship?
"Awwwww...I'm complicit :(" Yes. Yes you are. :p
👏 DO 👏 THE 👏 TWEAK 👏 AND 👏 CRAIG 👏 SIDE 👏 QUEST 👏
p.s. if you cant do the quest yet and have realised that off screen. say "well i cant do that one yet so -" so we actually know whatever the fucks going on. p.p.s stop calling your videos walkthroughs. we all know theses videos and walkthroughs, you barely know whats going on yourself.
Jesse... the turret is terrible, go back to your fireballs.
Zack M A certain boss and his minions are immune to those.
missing so many damn selfies
Come on, Jessie, we all member that Morgan freeman is God. Even the cops won't fuck with God, he is on some next level shit.
Jesse buddy I love your videos but you gotta do better! This type of game you mainly want to focus fire and not spread out your damage as much, and also need to make sure that you're using your ranged abilities at their max range and not walking into unnecessary enemy attacks.
I knew I didn't like Cartman for a reason, DC COMICS FTW! I LOVE YOU MYSTERION!
Please please please do Craig and Tweeks counseling quest
Given how hard the security was, I am pretty sure all the black guys you “arrest” are intentionally underpowered.
@Jesse Cox Why don't you change your costume? :(
I was gonna watch Jessie's walk through but he's taking FOREVER TO UPLOAD
yes! :D More content from Jesse!
If you fight God, does this make it a Final Fantasy game?
no, it's a star trek game, he even said so
Jesse put on a cooler costume pls
TacoTor im more of a frieza guy
Ok, if Stan is (Tool Shed) then who is Mosquito? Because I thought Stan was Mosquito this whole time.
Mosquito is Clyde.
That's Clyde. He was banished from space and time last game.
If he's really gonna skip all the good stuff he better go back for it
No, I don't need to sleep...
Yeeeah, good luck against Morgan Freeman...
Morgan Freeman is a super boss
Wait a second... does this mean that Shark Tail is to be played by Rami Malek in his own movie?
Sure I didn’t want to sleep anyway
I am just gonna say: Goddammit Jesse....
That police car outside of the station has a gold handle!
42:00 How do I teach these kids?!
Id like to see a new costume on new kid