Eventide true but from a non game perspective it also makes sense that randy mostly targets captain diabetes because he wants his keys and the captain has them when randy knocks him unconscious he gets his keys back
To be fair, it could have been interpreted as more of flavor text. Because Randy is trying to get his keys and because it's South Park it could have just been a small gag. If it had said 'don't let Captain Diabetes die' then it would have made sense
God forbid Jesse takes a few seconds to understand the first instance of a new mechanic. He was right, you all come out instantly to shit on him for it.
Maybe it's because I've played through Braid a few times, the LetsPlayer curse, or that this is technically the third instance of a new mechanic, that I originally agreed with their points, but I do see what you mean.
Dear god, every single turn I was practically shouting at the screen "YOU CAN MOVE ONE SPACE AND HIT TWO OF THEM!!!" But no, just stand there and pick them off one by one with your AoE attack, that's fine...
In retrospect, moving up one space in that raisins fight would have saved you a ton of headache. Not only would you be able to target 2 of them at once, you'd also have made it so only one could hit you at a time.
I haven't played this game, but I would think that since you have healing abilities, perhaps heal people better? Or use items? Granted, I didnt know that Captain Diabetes dying would lose the game (though now it makes sense in context). But Flying Kite can heal and pull people as well as range attacks, so keep him away from everyone and have him heal and protect.
"Your master is a murderer." Not the kind of consequences anyone of that era would consider, and thus the flimsiest excuse you can possibly give to a bodyguard seeking honor through retribution.
R'lyeh is a reference to the R'lyeh from Cthulu Mythos. It's basically the Lovecraftian version of Atlantis, and is the location in which Cthulu sleeps, waiting to kill everything and everyone the moment at which he awakens.
I actually kind of like how they up the difficulty of some enemies by basically making it like Dragon Quest 8 and giving bosses more turns than anyone else... It gets fucking silly in that game when enemies get 3 turns in a row lol
I’ll never be critical of Jesse. It his game, he’s enjoying it. Plus, he’s selling me on it and whatever he does wrong, I learn from. So why distract from someone’s joy? Not me.
Yeah, low standards - apparently the standard for you to be a decent human being so fucking low that you're having conversations with Satan on how to be a fucking douche bag. Just shut the fuck up. Thanks!
17:30 Wait, holy shit! I recognize that song! That's the song that plays at the end credits of the original Rambo movie. Props to you, South Park, that is a deep as shit reference you got there.
Sir Cox, during the QTE, you see that colored circle? As long as you're inside the circle, you hit the QTE. NOT just when it lines up with the icon. How it helps :D
I know it didn't explain it but the reason you lost the first time in the Randy fight was because your character was designated sidekick which made Captain diabetes the hero and if your hero dies it's game over
I don't think Jesse is getting rusty, he is just using garbage skills and terrible placement on fights. Like his ass healing move he has only used like 3 times should be replaced with Ice Prison, which will make the person hit lose there next turn which is god like. The worthless sandtrap should be replaced with the flame wave as it has knockback which is something he desperately needs and his ultimate should be used more as it causes chilled on everyone and shock which hits really damn hard.
After years of listening to the song, several versions, only now do I realize they've been saying "Kamehameha" the whole time. I always heard it as "[King] Kong Maya-maya", the second half making no sense to me but given it's South Park I figured it was an offensive term I had never heard of.
Everyone in the world has already said it, but I just need to drive the point home. Your job is to protect the keys, and Captain Diabetes has the keys, so you need to protect him.
am i the only one who found it just a bit frustrating when Jesse was one attack away from defeating Stan, only for him to choose to heal Cpt. Diabetes instead of attacking, to then have Cpt. D die the next turn anyway?
Jesse I love you, but you are awful at equipping new and better gear. Also in battles, consider stacking debuffs like bleeding or burning on bosses since they have multiple actions they get affected by those conditions more frequently.
i don't know why you thought it was bull shit, you learned previously in the story that captian diabetes had the keys, there for if randy beats him he gets his keys. Man jesse what is goin on.
8:36 roflmao!! either jesse did that on purpose to spite us or he wasn't paying obvious attention to captain diabetes.... como man!! just fart on his face it's obvious! 40:35 holy shit you have to fight kyle's mother now??? ultimate disrespect dude lol! you know what is the most hilarious thing about this game series??? the MC doesn't say anything...and he gets into sooo much crap.....
Since Diabetes had the keys when he died you lost because randy takes the keys from him
Yup, protect the president mission. Hilariously, he could have killed him right there.
Eventide true but from a non game perspective it also makes sense that randy mostly targets captain diabetes because he wants his keys and the captain has them when randy knocks him unconscious he gets his keys back
+Vivian Rivers Yeah he definitely would've died, especially with the bleed.
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Protect the keys. Who has the keys. Captain diebities. He can't go down or Randy gets the keys.
To be fair, it could have been interpreted as more of flavor text. Because Randy is trying to get his keys and because it's South Park it could have just been a small gag. If it had said 'don't let Captain Diabetes die' then it would have made sense
And he could of just beat him instead of healing.
"That wasn't a great description of what I had to do."
What wasn't? The giant "do this" text box in the middle of the screen?!
Today I learned a prompt saying "Hold L2 and R2" isn't a good enough description to... hold L2 and R2.
God forbid Jesse takes a few seconds to understand the first instance of a new mechanic. He was right, you all come out instantly to shit on him for it.
Not shitting on him having trouble, shitting on him shitting on the game when the instructions weren't shit. shit.
Giving Jesse crap for missing obvious stuff is a time honoured tradition on this channel, like since Farcry 3.
Maybe it's because I've played through Braid a few times, the LetsPlayer curse, or that this is technically the third instance of a new mechanic, that I originally agreed with their points, but I do see what you mean.
You lost because Captain Diabetes had the keys, the goal was defeat Randy and Protect the keys
As the second youngest of 10 grand kids I can verify that that is absolutely the super weapon of Cousins.
As the oldest of a group of cousins: fuuuuccckk you.
goes for the heal rather than the killing blow >_>
That and if he used the Shield Heal Cpt Diabetes probs would of lived on Critical Health.
that or cpt Diabetes should have used his own shield. or the stronger shield from kite... or His own heal from his own MC
Or use that time fart maybe
Is anyone else super butt clenching at jesse's positioning at alley battle
Saw your comment and thought 'how bad can it be'.
turns out VERY
Dear god, every single turn I was practically shouting at the screen "YOU CAN MOVE ONE SPACE AND HIT TWO OF THEM!!!" But no, just stand there and pick them off one by one with your AoE attack, that's fine...
he also rewinded the 16 dmg rather than the 56 dmg
In retrospect, moving up one space in that raisins fight would have saved you a ton of headache. Not only would you be able to target 2 of them at once, you'd also have made it so only one could hit you at a time.
Haaaaaah! Of course they used the "Kyle's Mom" song XD
God I love you Jesse; sharp enough to figure out plot points in doki doki LC and SoW, but overlook obvious button prompt
On that second Fartkour: "I wonder how many times he's gonna jump off that thing before he figures it out..."
By the way Jesse, if you use diabetic rage in Cartman's garage, you can get an item you missed in episode 1
I think the Time Farts to "put things back where they were" has got to be taking the piss out of Life Is Strange.
Jesse's main team is gonna end up being, Wendy, Butters and Scott. Calling it now.
wendy's defense down ability seemed pretty powerful.
I haven't played this game, but I would think that since you have healing abilities, perhaps heal people better? Or use items? Granted, I didnt know that Captain Diabetes dying would lose the game (though now it makes sense in context). But Flying Kite can heal and pull people as well as range attacks, so keep him away from everyone and have him heal and protect.
Dat melody sure brings back memories :D
33:07 MICROAGGRESSION!
"Your master is a murderer."
Not the kind of consequences anyone of that era would consider, and thus the flimsiest excuse you can possibly give to a bodyguard seeking honor through retribution.
The drunk randy fight was just perfect
Oohh classic Jesse, Captain Diabetes had the keys, so when he got knocked out, the keys were taken.
0:56 she drank it all then magically refilled
It felt like forever waiting for part 5 but thanks for giving it to use this is my favorite gameplay on TH-cam
god i cant wait for the tweek/craig plot to begin, or for jesse to fight the boss in the uh "pharmacy" (that battles music is kickass guys)
Use healing items and antidotes!
u don't really need them if u use your abilities properly, ive never used them for anything other than getting cash
In last few days I have been following this series and Doki Doki AND watched all of Stick of Truth, my mind feels melted.
Anyone notice the music for after defeating Raisin girls sounds like the Powerpuff Girls theme? lol
"I know i'm going to get shit on in the comments but you all should know that I didn't think".
That's all you needed to say Jesse.
CPT Diabetes lives! Good playthrough, keep it up.
R'lyeh is a reference to the R'lyeh from Cthulu Mythos. It's basically the Lovecraftian version of Atlantis, and is the location in which Cthulu sleeps, waiting to kill everything and everyone the moment at which he awakens.
Jesse really needs to use healing items more... and items in general actually.
I've finished the base game. I've never found myself watching so many people playing the same game before, after finishing it myself.
The unexpected loss and his reaction is one of the most funniest thing I've seen this week.
I swear everyone once had a friend like Kyle 2
Kyle 2 is the regular Kyle though
Ahhh, South Park, Shadow of War, Life is Strange... just like happier times
When you're looking at crafting recipes, hit triangle to check the actual materials required instead of trying to guess what they are.
Lol Randy being a one hit kill surprised me the first time too
Wendy called the new kid handsome. GET IT SHARK TAIL
I didn't know that fight had a special game over. I didn't let any of my team die in it. Nice find Jesse.
its going to take him SO long to find the cheese. i can already feel it.
Jesse, I think you just need to own that one.
yup jessie somehow got worse at the game then he was at stick of truth
thats his superpower
I actually kind of like how they up the difficulty of some enemies by basically making it like Dragon Quest 8 and giving bosses more turns than anyone else... It gets fucking silly in that game when enemies get 3 turns in a row lol
The song from first blood's credits... priceless
I’ll never be critical of Jesse. It his game, he’s enjoying it. Plus, he’s selling me on it and whatever he does wrong, I learn from. So why distract from someone’s joy? Not me.
YOU WOULD THINK MORE PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE THIS.
It's good to have low standards. That is a great way to help someone you enjoy improve
Yeah, low standards - apparently the standard for you to be a decent human being so fucking low that you're having conversations with Satan on how to be a fucking douche bag. Just shut the fuck up. Thanks!
17:30 Wait, holy shit! I recognize that song! That's the song that plays at the end credits of the original Rambo movie. Props to you, South Park, that is a deep as shit reference you got there.
of course Wendy is the call girl
Sir Cox, during the QTE, you see that colored circle? As long as you're inside the circle, you hit the QTE. NOT just when it lines up with the icon. How it helps :D
During the alley fight with the Raisin Girls, couldn’t you just move over one spot to hit two at a time rather than hitting one at a time?
Jesse go to the police station!
LOL jesse's reaction when captain diabetes gets knocked out
Love the playthrough, Jesse!
I know it didn't explain it but the reason you lost the first time in the Randy fight was because your character was designated sidekick which made Captain diabetes the hero and if your hero dies it's game over
Jesse, I thought the same thing when I lost that fight the first time.
"i know I'm gonna get shit on by you guys for this..." Jesse in discussing the fart power. Unintentional pun ftw?
Seems like Jesse has forgotten all his time powers from Life is Strange
Jesse! You give the condoms to grandpa by trying to take a selfie with him
My favorite part of this episode is hearing Jesse’s windows notifications
Did the macaroni heal item summon the Master Control Program from Tron?
37:06 i freaked out a bit over the errors
i was like "wtf.. windows is just making random notification noises when nothing happens now?"
I don't think Jesse is getting rusty, he is just using garbage skills and terrible placement on fights. Like his ass healing move he has only used like 3 times should be replaced with Ice Prison, which will make the person hit lose there next turn which is god like. The worthless sandtrap should be replaced with the flame wave as it has knockback which is something he desperately needs and his ultimate should be used more as it causes chilled on everyone and shock which hits really damn hard.
I've found the skill balance to be fairly poor in the game overall. Scott, for example, is pretty much just a flat upgrade over Craig.
I don't know why, but I find Kyle's cousin and captain diabetes absolutely adorable ;~;
My first death was Bootay. So Jesse doing good.
YOU'VE GOT COX!!!
Is the outro a compilation of cooptional podcast animated quotes?
Quotes that he's said over the years along with others.
45:06 - Much like Mr.Slave's.
He had the keys jesse, pay attention sometimes and you'll get through the map faster.
YES!! Watching other vids waiting for this one to come out.
Maybe you need to do a little grinding to level out a bit so that you don't nearly die during the main story.
Weirdly enough I'm finding a lot of this game endearing...
After years of listening to the song, several versions, only now do I realize they've been saying "Kamehameha" the whole time. I always heard it as "[King] Kong Maya-maya", the second half making no sense to me but given it's South Park I figured it was an offensive term I had never heard of.
JUST MOVE! MOVE! PLEASE MOVE!
Okay, We all know what Fastpass and Classi were doing that night.
Everyone in the world has already said it, but I just need to drive the point home. Your job is to protect the keys, and Captain Diabetes has the keys, so you need to protect him.
Come on Jesse you've played life is strange
"I'm still standing in between the two of them." Makes no attempt to move during his turn.
anyone else get a red wine add in this vid?
Say, I don't mean to bother, but when is episode 2 of Before the Storm is released for Dodger and you? 'cause I'm ry looking forward to that! :)
You have negative points in spacial awareness my dude
Lol @ Rambo theme playing on game over :D
Yes it was the best :D
th-cam.com/video/8DD0mzPhVSU/w-d-xo.html
We're about 4 hours into the game and Stan hasn't shown up or been mentioned at all
Hope to see you do all the side stories
fave ending music to a youtube channel
when you going to go to IKE's room?
Use a goddamn healing item!
Craig's second attack is a proper response to Windows updates
am i the only one who found it just a bit frustrating when Jesse was one attack away from defeating Stan, only for him to choose to heal Cpt. Diabetes instead of attacking, to then have Cpt. D die the next turn anyway?
You can move and position yourself when using abilities ,that lack of actually using smart positioning is kinda taxing to watch at time
cue a musical number involving protecting keys
You know you could revive your teammates
Holy fuck Jesse equip your new loot
there is no food to regen life force during battle like it was in SP:tSoT?
you can use all moves in four directions
Sweet, sweet Jesse. Prophet of the Great Space Butterfly. I plead to you, where's my DRUNK scary game squad at?
Finally! Watch all four of the video is on Saturday, been waiting for the fifth one, now here it is.
JESSEEEE I hope you do Craig's side quest.
Jesse I love you, but you are awful at equipping new and better gear. Also in battles, consider stacking debuffs like bleeding or burning on bosses since they have multiple actions they get affected by those conditions more frequently.
i don't know why you thought it was bull shit, you learned previously in the story that captian diabetes had the keys, there for if randy beats him he gets his keys. Man jesse what is goin on.
Singing along with kyle's mom's a bitch and noticing halfway through the song
8:36 roflmao!! either jesse did that on purpose to spite us or he wasn't paying obvious attention to captain diabetes.... como man!! just fart on his face it's obvious!
40:35 holy shit you have to fight kyle's mother now??? ultimate disrespect dude lol!
you know what is the most hilarious thing about this game series??? the MC doesn't say anything...and he gets into sooo much crap.....