Neverland Ranchers | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #13
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2024
- Brendan and Theo talk chubby chasers, gramp stamps, underboob tats, comedy special stunt doubles, hangover cures, Jussie Smollett, Papa John, van life, bald chicks, grandma's faking heart attacks, catfished grandpa's and much more!
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Brendan -"weed is legal in most spots"
Theo-"they're called states buddy"
LMFAO
*_"devil's lettuce"_*
had me cracking up
MattIsLoling geeked me out when schaub told Theo he didn’t even go to college when schaub used to joke that he majored in football and most of his professors let players take tests as a group. FOR SURE don’t jab at someone’s education when it takes you a team just to pass a test 😂🤣
I love this comedy, hope they jab all day!!
lmao... breandan such a dork
That Stanford education
"And I wanna apologize for the racism, but know that it could happen again" -Theo. Made me lose my shit lol.
Here we are!
Gang Gang to my angel in the sky Billy Conforto.
Bflozak heard he took some pills and drove into an embankment, RIP
Bflozak embankment awareness week
Rip billy
Bilfort bussin into a bank bruh
Pouring one out for one of the busmen hall of famers.
"If the person's running behind you, then you're the one getting chased." - Theo Von, 2019.
that was a good one lol
Been waiting all day for this! Theo Von is going down as one of the greatest stand up artists in history!
Gang fuckin Gang right there boy
His stand up isn’t close to being as funny as his podcasts/podcast appearances are though.
Full Halfie I think he’d make a good improv partner. He’d be excellent if he was a tad quicker to the punch sometimes, but him stumbling around words and getting lost in sentences adds to the charm, for me at least.
I like his stories, he plays the long game and then cuts you down with the punchlines.
Full Halfie Watch this and then tell me this isn't some of the funniest shit you've ever heard.
m.th-cam.com/video/Pdr9rU2cp94/w-d-xo.html
I legit spit my drink out laughing when Theo said “let’s go abroad and figure this fortune cookie thing out, Kat anything you wanna touch on this?”
T: "What are the buzzers for again?"
B: "Just life"
"A female dunk contest is called Lay-ups, dude" - Theo Von 😂😂😂😂😂😂
theo is a goat brendan... may have been kicked by one
Carlos Colon has to work
Theo seems like he’s feelin’ good in this one. Makes me happy considering he’s been kinda down lately #Gang
Matt McLeod yeah he’s been down a bit but he killed it in San Jose last week. Afterwards to see people swarm him in the lobby to take pics was priceless. He looked happy
bout to be heading down under for a face full of pissed aussie psycho's
9:45 thinkin' about billy and those damn embankments
He prob got some rest finally
I don't like Theo Von so i was happy that he was down. Hopefully he will be again soon.
I love how Theo slips in an Atticus Finch reference after Brendan tells him he doesn't read books. 🥰😂
I'm about to start my shitty overnight shift and I couldn't be more grateful for something to watch during it.
Hang in there bro get that moneys!
How did we do this shit before podcasts, get through it bro
I feel you
I'm at the end of my shift kingin and stingin. Cheers bro
james williams right with u bro graveyard rep rep boi that grave yard hitter
Theo was in some serious form this episode lmao
“You’re over there rebounding when there’s not even a shot in the air”. 😂 favorite line of episode.
Best start my heart segment ever
I was dying with Brendan’s “I dontttt get ittt” @ 25:09
@14:11 "He tried to hire Atticus Finch as his lawyer..." PROOF THEO READS MORE BOOKS THAN BRENDAN #ganggang #StingIt
Right?...dude is smart I just think he plays the part
That, or he had an English class in the 9th grade like most people...
They's no slouch, man, that's for sure. He's a very intelligent dude. He's always dropping little intelli-nugs like that. Theo's the man.
Theo and Norm McDonald are very similar. They play stupid when in reality they aren’t. Often times people don’t get their jokes because the punchline is either hidden inside the joke, or the whole joke is the punchline. It’s subtle, but sometimes you’ll catch Theo Von getting too technical or factual in conversation, and then he starts acting dumb again. It’s just a part he plays.
Yeah Theo definitely plays the “dumb hillbilly” role well... I almost feel the accent is purposely intensified for comedic value lol.
I wish Chin would show us what they are watching just like in JRE's
Yeah. I wanted to see that chick slam dunk!
Ra Prometheus didn’t miss much
They're just extra careful about getting hit with copyright shit
Not just JRE, almost every podcast. He’s a lazy shit taking the job for granted. Granted, we don’t know what he’s getting paid.
Tom T Damn bro calm down lol. Damn.
Bro I’ve never laughed so hard when they started talking about that dudes teeth 😂😂😂
Theo is expectedly surprising. He just get funnier.
I must applaud Brendan for getting significantly funnier. Working on your craft pays off.
This podcast is gold
@@AmmoGus1 contradicting, but it makes sense .. ?
You expect him to be surprising lol
Im surprised how "off the cuff" funny Schlaub is these days! So, i'd love to hate on the big tool of a guy but, he is getting quite quick witted! Which is awesome! Love you Theo and Callen!
Theo brings out the best in Brendan for sure. TFATK is a good podcast and all, but this shit right here is gold. Brendan at his funniest by far
Its awesomeness...but it's scripted. That's why Brendan is funny
"They dont know about Donnie Mcafery. He works in the Mc-cafeteria, whipping up Mc-ribs. Huffing off pudding cans." Hahaha
I was hunting that nocturnal bust until I got the notification for this video GANG GANG!!
Skateboard P dark arts averted
I have had multiple operations this year. I had my first rib removed on both sides due to nerve and artery compression issue... I’m one month post op and still in tremendous pain... listening and watching this brings me so much joy during this difficult time. I’m battling depression and we are winning.. Theo and Brandon and the smiles they give me helps me make it until I’m recovered..
Theo: “Oooh he got that weiner!!”
Brendon: “I like that”
Case closed
brunojake099 Hard to debate this.
18:41 Brendan almost had a Freudian slip.
30:00
He almost fucked up saying , id suck his di , neck , be sucking on his neck. Lol.
Just realized KATS promo code is not referring to the asian producer of the show but that it stands for King and the Sting.
Gotta tighten up
just blew my mind bro
Hahahah took me longer than it should too😂😂
14:10 "he tried to hire Atticus Finch as his attorney". That line made me inhale piping hot Ellios pizza down the wrong pipe, so I'm literally laughing while choking to death at 3 in the morning.
If only it was some Grey Block Pizza 1811 Pico Blvd -- get that hitter.
Give us an update...did you die? For the world's sake?
RIP bro. Onward.
You’re guys podcasts are the best. I can rewatch them multiple times and just laugh and enjoy. Thanks for your humor boys
42:27 can we take a moment to appreciate Theo's use of the word "titterature"
Titty lit is the best lit!
Theo #TeamTitties Von *GG*
The Shin-shank redemption 😂 who ever edits this does a great job keep it up‼️🐀👑🐝⚡️
Sean Haynes you ever noticed how they already got the pictures ready for everything, i feel like this might be scripted
VanderBeats i’m not talking about like the questions and stuff like when they make a joke and they already got the picture pulled up it’s happened a few times
Ryan Fisher the podcast is recorded then edited, since Theo has some obscure references 😂
John Cadena oh yeah that makes sense thanks
@@healthware its not live bro.....the producers pick and set up the fan questions for them thats the way the fucking show is designed
Brendan is growing on me, he's getting funnier if he keeps his ego in check and keeps improving I think he'll actually become quite a decent comedian
I totally agree
I was looking in the comments for this .
He will be successful I'm sure, but great comedy is dead. He could jump to the top if he starts talking shit about Trump non stop.
for him only doing it 3 years, he's doing great. his special was pretty good for only being in the game for 3 years! his comedy isnt for everyone but for someone who was an athlete for his whole life, he's not bad!
You’d hate Chris d Elia bro
Am I that high or did Theo say he paid someone to shoot out his windows? 😂😂
I'm high too. But that's also what I heard tehe
Same
Just to read that comment is enough lols for me
I think he said he tried to negotiate a cheaper price with a Backpage hooker and they drove by and shot out his windows.
He said he owed like 80 bucks and they shot out his windows, so he venmo'd the money before they shot out the rest of the windows.
Brendan's reaction when Theo tells his start my heart omG 😂😂😂
Theo is looking great in this episode. And he seems like hes doin a little better emotionally. Ive been having a really rough week and it lifts my spirits to see theo smiling and laughing. I hope he realizes how much good he does for people like me.
Holy Shit is Theo Von wearing a nicer shirt than Brendan?
Nope
Theo is trying to dress up for Brendan and Brendan is dressing down to impress Theo. Sooooo cute.
That's that twillery flex
Damn...I also own that textile hitter. Looks better on Theo.
No lmao
"Hugging a pillowcase full of deer antlers" had me dying
I can't picture Chins voice coming from that face he has.
🤣🤣
I love how Theo's typical bit of being the simplest person in the room doesn't work with Brendan, and that he is forced to correct him.
Haha, true
Hahaha 😂
that boy brandon showers & then you got theo lookin like a backup actor from home improvement
Looking like Al Borlins estranged nephew
jazzkhan23 hahahahaha
😭😭😭
You can tell they're having so much fun....I love this podcast so much.
Wow, an episode where neither of them are sick? Been a minute lol
Fight'n off those homoerotic feelings for your podcast-mate is draining on the immune system.
Them just continuously talking over each other towards the end😂
These pants are hard in the front 😂😂😂😂😂its the material...💀💀💀
They got that wood in the front
LOLOL Brendan said Don't f-ing touch me, but tell your mom I said what's up tho LOLOL
Hope everyone is having a wonderful day! Love you guys 💙
Gang Gang
Shout out to that Hawaii hitter! Mililani in the house!
Ganga gang
Gang gang 🤙
Atticus Finch 😂...Brendan 'I read books' Schawwwb...crickets...
What's it like being such a pussy that even Bill Cosby would be too grossed out to rape?
18:40 Brodon fighting his instincts again... 😂
LMAOOOO
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂💀💀
Holy fuck he really did say that
30:00 too
What's it like being the only asshole in the world michael Jackson wouldn't rape?
“ so if you like that fucking hate crime hitter, get you a couple cups of that black rifle” 😆
Brandon Shnaubs found that 1 in 10 dentists that don't recomend flossing.
That homeless guy aint Don Flamenko...thats Billy Conforto...he survived that crash into that embankment son. I knew it. You gotta help ya boy Theo.
"He tried to hire Atticus Finch as his lawyer" 😂😂😂
Died
It was a smooth and smart joke because it was in regards to a book , in which brendan had just got done saying theo doesnt read . 🤣
Every episode has been awesome, but this was definitely the best. Y'all are killing it.
Theo lookin like a straight blue-collar gentleman
“If there isn’t racism in the air the food ain’t good” -Theo von 😂😂😂😂😂
A pillow case full of deer antlers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“He tried to hire Atticus Finch” lmao 😂
chin sounds like he's just going to quit showing up for work soon.
SPECIAL-EDits I was thinking the same thing.
Learned Hand I stopped taking when I noticed I felt sick the days I forgot to take it.
If i had to work with brenda flob i would too. Dudes unbearable. Theo wont work with him long
Learned Hand it's never done anything to me ive been taking 30 grams a day for 3 years and I am perfectly fine if not better than I was before taking it
fuck him he has the shittest sense of humour and he brings no energy
“Thank you judson. Is that his name? that’s insane” lmao
Watching this from an embankment
RIP
Fuck bro be safe
An inspiration to us all
Bro WATCH OUT !! I JUST TOOK SOME PILLS. SKRRRRRT
RIP Billy Conforto
Theo and Brendan on fire with this one had me cracking up all the way through!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gang gang buzz buzz
2 episodes away from chin snapping. Leave your estimates below
latingunner what’s the over under brother?
@@jacobpeterson5402 under
Brentard is about 0%funny and 100% annoying asf so 1 month before theo snaps?
He's done 14 months solid on Below the Belt with Schaub I'm pretty sure he's bulletproof
Lol he aint gonna snap but they might make him quit lol
Crazy bread is Little Ceasers not Papa John's
Get your life together Brandon Showers
Brendan says he's growing out the hair because of Bradley Cooper but we all know it's just jealousy over Theo's majestic mullet
#TRUTH
@36:46 Laughing so hard. Their reaction. Theo takes a mic to the face and eats sponge as *all* the blood leaves his upper body. (Everytime I watch this podcast I'm back in middle school. They remind me of all the boys passing pages from naughty magazines under their desks in Home Ec.)
Sean Evans mentioned Theo’s name on YMH and there was dead silence again! #Theogate
is there some kind of beef going on?
What's going on with that I remember when brendan mentioned theo on ymh and it was a little weird
“if you get that lean JEAN” Sounds like he has some experience with Jeans! 26:56 #Theogate
The only thing I remember possibly causing tension was when Tom had that bit about Louisiana being a dump of a place in his special and then going on Conan to discuss the heat he was getting for that joke but instead of apologising he doubled down calling it a "shithole state".
Theo discussed on his podcast that he had seen Tom working that bit out at The Comedy Store and that at first he was offended but after thinking about it he decided that he's been guilty of shitting on other states himself.
I seriously doubt they actually dislike eachother... or I'm wrong and there's about to be a mommies v rats civil war
I would love to see them address it
Your appearance on the H3 Podcast brought me here and to your “this passed weekend” podcast, you’re hilarious man keep it up and RIP to Billy Conforto. Gang gang
I love when Theo puts effort into the Hispanic culture when talking about it and speaking Spanish. Showing that Nicaraguan side a bit.
Brendan got force fed a little humble pie over there at the end. That's a real stinger bro.. RIP Samantha Dewey.
Notification hits, exit any video I was watching no hesitation... GanGx2 BuzzX2
Onward👹
john Ruiz that’s some dark arts
Grandad face timing you on his deathbed. Lol see ya!
"you got that free game of hide-and-go-seek with yourself" "Praise the lord"
The best podcast in the game. Get that hitter. Buzz buzz.
And with brendan fucking schaub? Whouda thunk it?
Theo making peeps awesome merely by his presence
9club crob rules !!!!! Its a tie love them both !!
“Domi-unique Wilkins” was amazing by Theo lol. 😂😅😂😅😂
I just finished work and this popped up.
Life is good.
"somebody's definitely vacumin" 😂😂😂
Lol love how they try getting into the adds. They're getting better week by week 🤣
Both of em were on point this episode lol.
“Let’s go abroad for a second... Kat is that true?”
This is the exact amount of depth i want in my podcasts
Everytime I watch the show i like these two guys even more , it's insane
I paid 20 bucks to see Theo in Appleton front row and they wanted 60 to see Brendan in Milwaukee. Not chill bro
20 bucks fuck thats a good ass deal
To be fair, I don’t think you could see any former UFC fighter for $20
gothmoth64 for someone that’s kinda new to comedy I don’t care if he’s the former president I wasn’t paying 60 (I’m cheap)
jon mcclary yeah I wouldn’t pay $60 either haha
Elitist
I lost it when Theo called Brandon Guero Joto 😭😭
What minute is that lol
Keep up the great work, you guys are my favorite comedians at the moment and bring so much joy to me
KA KA KRRRIINGEE at that chick in the king it or sting it bit...
Ya hookin.
Emily Berganza girl is DESSSSSSPERATE for some attention. Lickin her lips like she just finished some soup or somethin.
Agreed, superrrr cringe.
On a side note, Twitter commentors are requesting your Twitter @ for research purpose 😏
Ugh yes!!!!!!
Dude yes why do 9 out of 10 of the females who send in videos thotty up for attention? Come one girls stop begging for attention
That's that horny repressed Mormon coming out. She's begging for it
I wish y’all actually knew about the dunk contest. She won ONLY because she was a girl. She dunked over one person sitting and beat a guy who jumped over 3 people standing and did a one handed windmill.
Head Shot damn son. Ima look into it.
stephen Lorenz its the McDonalds AA dunk contest bro
Ya that shit was nonsense. If we’re all equal or they all wanna be equal then why is she getting treated different. She had some basic ass dunks compared to every1 else yet she wins cause she a girl that dunked. If she wants to compete with the boys then she should be judged the same. Com on now. Let’s keep it real here
Facts it was embarrassing tbh
@@headshot6772 The world we live in dude.... be careful you might get called toxic
That wild man Billy Conforto was the Dark Arts OG..he put Theodore on to that nose candy and vests
They have such good chemistry :D No homo!
That's "homeowner"....
Brasco Music #Pause lol #SurvivingCardiB
Sophia does, too.
Theo's good with everyone except Rogan. Even his podcast with that dickhole Simon Rex was great
"and this was back when 5 hours was 10 hours" 🤣🤣😱
“Wow, Brenden forgot a word he just said” 😂😂
We used to keep Pedialite in the beer fridge in college. That's that hangover hitter!
This might be my favorite podcast over rogan, tfatk, below the belt. Definitely the funniest
Dude agreed. I go to Joe to learn from his guests but no one makes me laugh like these two together! Chemistry man
Kevin you’re right they’re both funny af and even more so together. Will be interesting to see if it blows up, it should!
Agreed, they gotta stop with the " Don't fuckin touch Me Bit" though. Other than that it's Perfect 🙂
@34:50 Schaub redemption (finally): “That dude could floss with my shoelaces.” Bahaha! 😅
43:36 I love Theo lol, but omg man. The look on Brendan's face pretty funny he just can't believe it.
when he asked kat about fortune cookies lolololol the best part of any of the podcasts so far lol Brendans face lolol
Rip to the guy who sent in the chubby chaser question... also rip billy conforto.
These boys are really settling in... fucking hilarious. Love these two. 😂
April is officially embankment awareness month
I swear you should not watch this in a public place... Frickin' dying with laughter right now. Chin's laugh in the background is just the icing on the cake.
FYI, Papa John was quoting someone on that conference call. He wasn’t “dropping n-bombs.” He was forced to resign and apologized to save face.
Hi John
You’re over there rebounding when s there’s not even a shot in the air- Theo Vonn 😂😂😂
Brendan looks IDENTICAL to Skeeter from Doug.
Roger Klotz??
Gang gang rat king and the bee sting! Much love to theo’s prom date in the sky. Also much love to that side eye the buzz king gave the rat king at the end of the episode lmao
Love ya both keep “shining that light on me”
I enjoy the new intro, but the whole "don't touch me bro" thing was totally Theo
D Pipes maybe I read into things too much but I think Brenda noticed how weird it is that Theo isn’t comfortable with people touching him and successfully made it a joke by saying it a bunch too. Because honestly, the way Theo recoils when touched isn’t normal, like at all.
@@dariusallison5333 lol he recoils....
@@dariusallison5333 I might recoil as well if I was a 170 lb man being abruptly touched and fondled by a 260 lb homosexual ex fighter all the time.
@@dariusallison5333 I see it more as Brendan is picking up things like this from his comedian friends. Dude's quite a sponge
@@poplarbar5059 I've never seen that, usually just fist bumps, in which they both mutually engage in.
43:36 is the golden moment. you're welcome
Damn boyyyy, TH-cam video before podcast, I dig it
I forgot how funny it was back then. I measure funniness by laughs per minute and this podcast was the best for a long time.