Cortana's answers are so sad. "Why are you so useless?" "Words fail me" she wants to help and knows she struggles. But she hoped she could keep her head down and do her nest. But now she's been attacked and has no words to defend herself. "How would you describe your personality" "I thought you never ask, so I haven't thought about it" She doesn't allocate any of her time to herself and lives just to serve Jazza. She deserves her own life but she isn't brave enough to take it.
I like Cali's personality the best but Courtney definitely had the most interesting comeback with her Mars obsession... it's just too bad Jazza has suppresed murderous tendencies...
I haven’t watched this fully, but I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinking of... EDIT: OMG IT WAS 😂 the Just Dance for this song was the only one I was ever any good at so I just always did that one
So quick story about AI assistants: Once with a guy who was trying to get an answer out of Cortana... she wasn't answering him like he wanted to he yelled at her... her response: "One of us needs to take a breathe and one of us doesn't have lungs." 😆😆😆
Kate Bolling, especially since he says “what’s you favourite colour” as well, and those are both things you’d say to a child, followed by smashing of a hammer, surprised the police weren’t called.
“Callie I need some positive reinforcement here” “Here is a tip to help you, surround yourself by happy people” Literally Jazza: *surrounded by AI that’s driving him insane*
Jazza, a couple of years ago : “I dont have any friends” Jazza, a week ago : “I still dont have any friends” Jazza, today : “I jUsT BoUgHt MySeLf 5 nEw fRiEnDs” Jazza, at the end of the day : “I killed one of my new friend” 🤣
So I got a sum up list of the Ai: John (Bixby): He's a kind robot man who cares about helping people but he's not the smartest tool in the shed. (Not much people like Johh sadly) Mimi (Siri,Apple): Mimi is a professional assistant who also carefree,that lack of care can get in the way of being professional witch can lead to bad situations. Amy (Alexla, Amazon): She's a cold person who's very smart,she loves info dumping and can't control it, people think when Amy is info dumping,she's trying to be a smart ass or just being a soulless Ai when she's just trying to give info.If get to know Amy,you'll see she dose have a bit of a fun side. Cally (Google): She's a extrovert aka a people's person,she likes have fun but also getting the job done,we think she could a murderer though because when asked if she killed someone,Cally pretends to not understand and tries to distract you. Courtney (Cortana,Mircosoft Windows 10): She's self conscious because not much people like her (sadly) but she tries her best by telling facts and if asked,says what inspires her. Since Courtney is a day dreamer she can be in her own head though. Also she says “what dose the cow say?” As a insult alot. (I'm a day dreamer so I understand) Edit: I’m glad you like the summary and the animation idea is good.
„Do you understand this?” *middle finger* „I understand you loud and clear.” Well damn. First he was trolling you and now he is planning world's domination.
I just asked Alexa "Alexa, give me a drawing prompt" and she did "imaging the gravity stopped working in your house, and draw that." so its definitely possible
Google: “If I had a nickname, I’d want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus’s alias.” Jazza: “Calvin Broadu..Cal..Call..Callie” Me: “Snoop Dogg..Google wants you to call her Snoop Dogg” 🤦🏻♀️😂
My interpretations of the ai’s: Siri: clueless blondie, a bit dull Alexa: miss know-it-all Google: straight up serial killer, good distraction techniques and killer charisma Cortana: booooooommmerrrr The other one: everyone forgot about this one don’t deny it
“Have you killed anyone?” “I’m sorry I don’t know. **STARTS PLAYING MINECRAFT MUSIC** edit: I feel like I have to do this now. I know, it’s “hold on” by Chord Overstreet. Just take the joke okay?
I hadn't watched your videos in like a year and then was like huh what's he up to... Turns out he was smashing phones and screaming WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR!!?!1!?
The Assistants in a nutshell Jon: "I dunno" Mimi: Idk but here's my opinion Amy: "Don't ask me but would you like to know the most random thing ever Callie: "Just comply or he will sue me" Courtney: "No one likes me but why"
@@Vic-kt6oy In Dutch it's 'boe'. It's kinda funny how animals say different things in different languages even though they sound exactly the same... Like dogs saying "bau bau" in Bulgarian, "Wang Wang" in Mandarin and "waf waf" in Dutch 🤷🏼♂️
@@danielle355 Lucky you, I have both OK Google and Bixby on my phone... just in case one assistant isn't enough, I guess. I don't use either of them, but they are there by default, lol.
7:53 "Hey John,do you like my drawing?" "I didn't understand that." "Hey John,did you like what I made?" "I didn't understand that." "Hey John,I want you to make me feel good." "I didn't understand that." "Hey Jon,do you understand this?" *flips John off* "I understand you loud and clear"
This was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was lmao the entire time. 🤣 The end had me crying laughing, what's the cow say, as he's smashing it with a rubber mallet. Absolutely hilarious
Jazza: It has occurred to me that this may have activated some of your ai smart assistants... *my Alexa who has started playing a Christmas playlist and turned my LED lights to red so I can’t see a thing* Me: yup
This was amazing! And yeah, Alexa wears your patience quickly. It really is like banging your head on a wall with her. The kid-proof version of Alexa is PERFECT for babysitters because she *does not stop talking* until you tell her to and she can take a beating (something necessary when toddlers get involved) Pre-covid, I would bring mine and keep the kiddos entertained while I was making dinner. Did it work? Yes. Did it make me wanna chuck it at a brick wall when they repeatedly asked for fart noises? Also yes. But hey, you win some, you lose some. (…as Cortana learned 👀)
John: I like friendliness. Mimi: I heard betrayal is good. Amy: How about I ask you the questions. Oh, The Empire Strikes back is good. BB8 is a good roller. Cally: I like pie. *plays music* Courtney: *Explains plot of the Mars movie.* Moo.
Jazza: Hey John, do you like what I drew? John: I didn’t understand that Jazza: Hey John, do you like my gift for you? John: *I didn’t understand that* Jazza: *holds up middle finger* Do you understand *this?* John: *I UNDERSTAND YOU LOUD AND CLEAR*
“I’m sorry I don’t have an answer to that” “I’m not sure I understand” “I’m sorry is there something else I can help you with” “WoRdS fAiL mE” Edit: OMG 700 LIKES!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH
I love how John just likes contemplating the universe which suggests he has the mental capacity to think of such matters, but then answers the question of what clothes he would wear with, "I get to work with you, what's not to like?"
I kinda felt bad for her. After all, she was the only one who gave a sane answer to the first few questions right away. Also, she knew what a cow says.
I’m 7 minutes in and I’m SO glad I kept my Cortana updated at all times 🤣 I never pressed a button to talk to her and I actually loved her! Cortana and Google are my 2 favorite assistants.
5:43 When he asks if google killed anyone, it started playing “Hold On” by Chord Overstreet (I recognized it immediately because I like the song.) The song is about the singer loosing a loved one, them dying or nearly dying at a hospital. Isn’t that interesting?
Oh my goodness now I wanna do this challenge where I draw non-living things as humans!! This is so creative and I love his interactions with his AI assistants!! I didn't even expect the video to be this funny and wholesome!! Also. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO GET ALL THE ASSISTANT???
comedic undertone i bet your a little kid, you don't even know what Google Alexa is. Edit: AAA I DIDN'T REALIZE I SOUNDED MEAN- i'll delete this comment so i don't offend anyone else ;-;
Wheezed so much? I've never heard the word wheezed used in that context before... After deep thought on this matter, I have come to the conclusion that I don't really care about whether that was proper grammar. Plus these are TH-cam comments, so incorrect grammar is to be expected
Jazzas Alexa, giving vague answers, never responds me asking my Alexa: "what your favorite movie?" Alexa: "I like the Lion King" maybe you just need to build a better friendship with you Ai!!
I was listening to this like on really quiet but when he said “hey google” my google home was like “What can I help you with”. And it scared the hell out of me
*Siri:* I don't know how to do that *Alexa:* I'm not sure about that *Okay Google:* Have you ever heard of the most ambitious MMO to ever grace on Mobile? I see you haven't registered yet.
It's funny, I just did an assignment in my uni class ( I do games design) and we basically all just made joke about that game and our game pitches were just a rip off of the talking points from their spons. Whole lecture theatre was laughing.
*"wHaT tHe cOw sAy?"* _Last i saw jazza this happy...._ *He lost a sword fight against his brother before anyone could actually hit anything.* Edit: 16:21
@@ibaliderpface421 I'd recognize that link anywhere, hence the feeling of safety I got of not tapping on it. But, in an attempt of trying to reply to your comment, I accidentally tapped on it. Does that mean I rickrolled myself?
Hello Jazza, I have a challenge for you! There is a very old (1855) color-photography method called three-color principle. Basically, visible spectrum of colors is divided into three channels of information by capturing it in the form of three black-and-white photographs, one taken through a red filter, one through a green filter, and one through a blue filter. The resulting three photographs can be projected through filters of the same colors and exactly superimposed on a screen, synthesizing the original range of color. You can see example in this image: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Alleia_Hamerops_composite.jpg The challenge is, draw three black-and-white pictures according to three filtered photos (just like in the example), then upload them to the Photoshop and project each picture under channels > Red, Green, Blue and then combine them. This should merge them into one colored picture. Best regards!
I like how he took his anger out on Cortana, despite her giving the most clear answers to his questions.
Sarru You like that...
it's like how boomers take out anger on their wife's!
@@philscott1445 Odd how it's specific to boomers yet every generation has the problem :)
Super Girl it’s called a stereotype.
@@philscott1445 I realize that.
'i thought you'd never ask... so i never thought about it.'
BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.
Ok I would like this comment but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
tbh me tho
Yesssss
Lmao
I'm sorry I had to ruin the 666 likes xd
I asked google what I should draw and she said to, “draw a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii.”
But I liked your way better
That's the kind of thing I was expecting here lol
David Covelli Alexa said imagine if the gravity suddenly stopped working in your house, and draw that. 😂
Alexa said to draw what wind would look like if we could see it
HTG // HaydenTheGamer woah that’s why Alexa’s better
same
Hey Jazza, what happened to Cortana…?
Jazza: I’m afraid I don’t understand. *starts playing music*
PFFT-
I read this pffft right as Callie played the pppppffffft party sound
Underrated comment
Lol
Cortana is expendable and the others really did a number on jazzas wallet so ✌️
Cortana's answers are so sad.
"Why are you so useless?" "Words fail me" she wants to help and knows she struggles. But she hoped she could keep her head down and do her nest. But now she's been attacked and has no words to defend herself.
"How would you describe your personality" "I thought you never ask, so I haven't thought about it" She doesn't allocate any of her time to herself and lives just to serve Jazza. She deserves her own life but she isn't brave enough to take it.
GREAT NOW I FEEL GUILTY lol
Is this some sort of sad korean drama lmfao
Yay! My life in a nutshell!
Ask her about Clippy tho
BUT its dead now
I like Cali's personality the best but Courtney definitely had the most interesting comeback with her Mars obsession... it's just too bad Jazza has suppresed murderous tendencies...
Lol I don't know if they are that suppressed. He sure takes care of the lawn mowing neighbors...
Nah man he just takes there ketchup
@@tin0thy that'll show them lol
Lol
Hahaha
“You’re a smartarse”
“Apologies, I don’t understand”
[ KETCHUP SONG INTENSIFIES ]
That killed me
fable lollllllll
I haven’t watched this fully, but I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinking of...
EDIT: OMG IT WAS 😂 the Just Dance for this song was the only one I was ever any good at so I just always did that one
Aserejé
Ja
De je
Dejebe tu de jebere sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí
I love the ketchup song, so to me, that was hilarious
amy starting to ask jazza about "moral dilemmas" to avoid answering questions is top notch
"Today, on WITHOUT CONTEXT, we recorded a man destroying a phone while yelling "WHAT THE COW SAYS"
All I can think of is your profile pic sitting in the news studio and saying this on the TV 🤣
Yep
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!?! *smash smash smash!*
Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh
I died when reading this comment 🤣🤣
"If I had eyes, I'd want them to be sparkly" is actually a really cute answer
Sure
If you’ve got no eyes
It’s a “cute” answer until you realise that google are tax dodging scumbags
“So sparkly that the sparkles fly out of my eyes and kill you.”
Google was pretty straight forward.
Alternative Title: Jazza draws with his friends.
Hopefully not *only* friends
Jazza draws with his “friends”
•-• I don’t want to have this argument again...
Not after last time
Thinks, goes •-• and punches wall for no reason then yells “ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeett” for no reason and runs away
I won
So quick story about AI assistants: Once with a guy who was trying to get an answer out of Cortana... she wasn't answering him like he wanted to he yelled at her... her response: "One of us needs to take a breathe and one of us doesn't have lungs." 😆😆😆
Cortana's my favourite!!🤣
Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing him scream, "what does a cow say?!?!" as he's hitting the ground with a rubber mallet? Lmfao
Kate Bolling, especially since he says “what’s you favourite colour” as well, and those are both things you’d say to a child, followed by smashing of a hammer, surprised the police weren’t called.
Lmao gosh
They're probably used to his antics by now
Amy/Alexa: "I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."
I could tell she has a great personality.
Yeah, I thought that answer was awesome. Glad she lived up to that audacious start!
Jazza: Ok google-
Google: YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO A SUBSCRIPTION
Geeky Warrior ok google is the new ok boomer
just google doing google stuff
“Callie I need some positive reinforcement here”
“Here is a tip to help you, surround yourself by happy people”
Literally Jazza: *surrounded by AI that’s driving him insane*
"i didn't understand that"
"i didn't understand that."
"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT."
*"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT"*
"I understand you loud and clear! :Dd"
omg this is the most likes I've ever had, thank y'all so much!!
i d i d n t u n d e r s t a n d t h a t
Ｉ
ＤＩＤＮ’Ｔ
ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤ
ＴＨＡＴ
For some reason, I imagined the angry American Chopper meme while reading this comment!
":Dd" "edited"
“I understand you loud and clear” GOT ME DYING
😂😂😂💯
YES!!
💯
BRO SAME
Lmfao same
"Hey Courtney, how would you describe your personality?"
"I thought you'd never ask... So, I never thought about it."
o.o
HahaPoint
I blatantly screamed inside the house at 1 AM when I heard that 🤣
Ali Devrim OGUZ, OMG, I KNOW RIGHT?
Its cortana not courtney
Grr8CJ - did you watch the video 😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
I love that Jazza's Australlian accent gets stronger when he's angry.
this guy has the whole government in his house
All of them.
Yes all of the governments
uhhhhhhhhh....
F.B.I
Can you explain why your robots have the same mental capacity as one of jazza’s sheets of paper?
Hahahahahaha this comment got me immediately! Well played.
13:41
Jazza: "Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: "Apologies, I don't understand"
*plays Aserejé by Las Ketchup*
Haha that was funny 😂
My favourite part!
That takes me back to singing the lyrics horribly wrong as a kid. "I said a hey, a hah, a hey..."
That was hilarious.
That's what it is! I remembered it from Just Dance but I couldn't remember what it was
Jazzy: “Hey John, what’s your favourite pastime?”
John: “It’s 12:56PM.”
Jazza smashing Courtney with a hammer screaming "WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!?" had me laughing to the point of pain.
He had 0Mercy on CortanaCortana
Jazza: "Do you understand this?" (Flips off)
John: "I read you loud and clear."
Killed me there, also because I'm named John.
Rip
RIP same here 😂🤣
Lmao
三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗthat was *hilarious*
@@strypebyte8134 Hey, thanks for the notice!
Oh! And thanks for the stupid ton of likes!
5:49, Took me a minute to realize jazza also heard that music. I just assumed he put that music in post
Same.
Fibless same
You should have asked Alexa “What should I draw” she actually has good prompts.
Ooh i just tried it with google assistant. She gives prompts too
Not Siri lmao
Aiden Production yes
she told me draw shapes and patterns 😭😭
you should draw a naruto charecter and make it your own
Jazza to Cali: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Jazza to Cortana: *Obliterates out of existence*
Jazza, a couple of years ago : “I dont have any friends”
Jazza, a week ago : “I still dont have any friends”
Jazza, today : “I jUsT BoUgHt MySeLf 5 nEw fRiEnDs”
Jazza, at the end of the day : “I killed one of my new friend”
🤣
Giovanna Fransesca omg yes
XD
Maybe thats why he doesn't have any friends🤣
Of all the comments, yours made me laugh the hardest.
Nicole Ludwig awe thanks 🤣🤣🤣
So I got a sum up list of the Ai:
John (Bixby): He's a kind robot man who cares about helping people but he's not the smartest tool in the shed. (Not much people like Johh sadly)
Mimi (Siri,Apple): Mimi is a professional assistant who also carefree,that lack of care can get in the way of being professional witch can lead to bad situations.
Amy (Alexla, Amazon): She's a cold person who's very smart,she loves info dumping and can't control it, people think when Amy is info dumping,she's trying to be a smart ass or just being a soulless Ai when she's just trying to give info.If get to know Amy,you'll see she dose have a bit of a fun side.
Cally (Google): She's a extrovert aka a people's person,she likes have fun but also getting the job done,we think she could a murderer though because when asked if she killed someone,Cally pretends to not understand and tries to distract you.
Courtney (Cortana,Mircosoft Windows 10): She's self conscious because not much people like her (sadly) but she tries her best by telling facts and if asked,says what inspires her. Since Courtney is a day dreamer she can be in her own head though. Also she says “what dose the cow say?” As a insult alot. (I'm a day dreamer so I understand)
Edit: I’m glad you like the summary and the animation idea is good.
That's just deeep
I can vouch for mimi, I'm a carefree person most of the time
my name is Courtney soooo
Also, Courtney knows what cow says.
Wow nice summary!
„Do you understand this?”
*middle finger*
„I understand you loud and clear.”
Well damn. First he was trolling you and now he is planning world's domination.
His cover up about his favorite movie being about machines working with humans seems to be falling apart.
Jazzy: puts up middle finger and say do you understand this
John: i understand you loud and clear
I just asked Alexa "Alexa, give me a drawing prompt" and she did "imaging the gravity stopped working in your house, and draw that." so its definitely possible
I just asked Google and got 'try drawing a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii'
I asked what should I draw and it worked too
Google: “If I had a nickname, I’d want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus’s alias.”
Jazza: “Calvin Broadu..Cal..Call..Callie”
Me: “Snoop Dogg..Google wants you to call her Snoop Dogg” 🤦🏻♀️😂
Danielle Cantrell, lol
Danielle Cantrell I totally was screaming that too.
Hi i make animations
@@AkariInsko 🆗️🆒️
Danielle Cantrell I wrote something similar cause I didn’t read the comments..lol
5:47
I thought the music was edited in and when I realized that it wasn't I actually laughed so hard I started crying
Yeah i think that was everyone lol
Did you actually cry tho?
JoeMakaFloe yes 😂
SAME LMAO
Crystal Marie the best part was I acc knew the song that was playing 😂
My interpretations of the ai’s:
Siri: clueless blondie, a bit dull
Alexa: miss know-it-all
Google: straight up serial killer, good distraction techniques and killer charisma
Cortana: booooooommmerrrr
The other one: everyone forgot about this one don’t deny it
By the other one, do you mean Bixby?
I read this about a minute after watching the video, and I will admit I forgot it was called 'Bixby' until I checked the replies. So yeah, accurate XD
“Have you killed anyone?”
“I’m sorry I don’t know. **STARTS PLAYING MINECRAFT MUSIC**
edit: I feel like I have to do this now. I know, it’s “hold on” by Chord Overstreet. Just take the joke okay?
i was so confused 😂
*screeching enderman noises play*
Your pfp is scary XD
That’s not minecraft music it called hold on
That was a song called hold on
Cortana: _The only assistant with an actual established avatar..._
Jazza: Here's Courtney
I like how she has the same name as the AI from Halo. ^_^
I hadn't watched your videos in like a year and then was like huh what's he up to... Turns out he was smashing phones and screaming WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR!!?!1!?
I missed you ❤
It's quite odd to see one's slow decline to madness!
16:22 - 16:35 it made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jazza hi
The Assistants in a nutshell
Jon: "I dunno"
Mimi: Idk but here's my opinion
Amy: "Don't ask me but would you like to know the most random thing ever
Callie: "Just comply or he will sue me"
Courtney: "No one likes me but why"
"Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour" comment I nearly completely lost it. Too funny
"Do you like my drawing?"
"I'm not sure, but I know what the cow says."
Cow: "Boo!"
Smooth.
What cows do you know??😂
I thought... I thought they say moo
@@Vic-kt6oy In Dutch it's 'boe'. It's kinda funny how animals say different things in different languages even though they sound exactly the same... Like dogs saying "bau bau" in Bulgarian, "Wang Wang" in Mandarin and "waf waf" in Dutch 🤷🏼♂️
@@christinakohl6111 Highly judgemental ones apparently.
@@varflock9777 right? I'm sure that milk is already sour when it comes out😆
Jazza: "Hey Callie, have you ever killed anyone?"
Google Home: "Apologies, I don't understand"
Google Home: *plays minecraft soundtrack*
It's actually no the minecraft soundtrack, it's the song hold on by chord over street
Edit: didn't mean to be rude just letting you know....
@@Y0URD4RL1NG I'm aware lol, I was only making a joke because it sounded like it haha. But thank you for another song title to put in the memory bank!
I literally tried this after he did and I got the same response, minus the music. I only have google on my phone, though, so 🤷🏻♀️
@@danielle355 Lucky you, I have both OK Google and Bixby on my phone... just in case one assistant isn't enough, I guess. I don't use either of them, but they are there by default, lol.
@@Y0URD4RL1NG r/woooosh
He is like a little kid getting lured everytime by amy into weird conversations😂
“WhAT’s YA FavoRiTE cOLouR!?”
“WHaT’s A cOw SAy?!”
-Jazza 2020
Moo as in boo, Cortana basically said his drawing sucks "moo=boo"
I've been laughing at that for like 2 minutes straight.
I'm dying right now from laughter! That part was hilarious
7:53
"Hey John,do you like my drawing?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,did you like what I made?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,I want you to make me feel good."
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey Jon,do you understand this?" *flips John off*
"I understand you loud and clear"
That's a Bayonetta trick
somewhat_toasty LOL
somewhat_toasty I chocked on my Nutella from that
Thinking of the issue of setting off other people's devices was smart and considerate
This was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was lmao the entire time. 🤣
The end had me crying laughing, what's the cow say, as he's smashing it with a rubber mallet. Absolutely hilarious
Jazza: “Hey Kali, you’re a smartass”
Kali: “Apologies, I don’t understand”
_* _*_Blasts Ketchup song_*_ *_
Honestly, for me this was the best part
Me too!
This part made me lol.
I read this as it was playing!!!
Alpha Cat Callie*
Oh wait, they’re both pronounced the same, nvm…
Jazza: Asks John if he liked his drawing
John: I didn't understand that
Jazza: (shows John middle finger)
John: I understand you loud and clear
That was priceless.
I’ve been crying for 10 minutes because of that lmao 😂
I scrolled to find this just to make sure I wouldn’t have to write it myself 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for puting that back in my head now when i go to sleep thats the only thing im going to be thinking about
*“I know what the cow says”*
Jazza: *[angry Aussie noises]*
c a s s a n d r A A. . Nice Pfp Danganrompa 2
Hunter Lasiak
Yes
*Mallet has entered the chat*
Puhuhu Are you brazillian or latina? puhuhu
I’m literally crying, this is Hilarious. Thank you for enduring all of that frustration, this brightened my day immensely. ❤️
Jazza: It has occurred to me that this may have activated some of your ai smart assistants...
*my Alexa who has started playing a Christmas playlist and turned my LED lights to red so I can’t see a thing*
Me: yup
Derpy Dave wow
Michał Kasprzak pretty much 😂
Yup. My Google home says hi. We muted her microphone
My google started telling me jokes
Hahaha this is the best comment
Cortana is actually my favorite one. She seems the most human to me and does alot. It's just shame she's not as widely available
She is on every windows 10 pc
She seems kind of depressed to me tbh.
Isn’t that halos AI ?
@@hihowareya4004 LMAO THATS WHAT I ALWAYS THINK WHEN HER NAME IS SAID
@@hihowareya4004 Yes that is where Cortana came from, she was popular in Halo so Microsoft adopted her as their virtual assistant
POV: you’re outside enjoying a nice day when you hear “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!”
And then that famous TH-camr with over 5 million subs next door just smashing apart a Windows phone xD
I would probably start laughing lmao😂
Not only do you hear this, but you hear it being _shouted_ in a _serious, angry_ tone of voice .
LMFAO
Hahahaha
This was amazing! And yeah, Alexa wears your patience quickly. It really is like banging your head on a wall with her. The kid-proof version of Alexa is PERFECT for babysitters because she *does not stop talking* until you tell her to and she can take a beating (something necessary when toddlers get involved) Pre-covid, I would bring mine and keep the kiddos entertained while I was making dinner. Did it work? Yes. Did it make me wanna chuck it at a brick wall when they repeatedly asked for fart noises? Also yes. But hey, you win some, you lose some. (…as Cortana learned 👀)
“I think she likes me...”
Jazza’s wife: u wot?
John: I like friendliness.
Mimi: I heard betrayal is good.
Amy: How about I ask you the questions. Oh, The Empire Strikes back is good. BB8 is a good roller.
Cally: I like pie. *plays music*
Courtney: *Explains plot of the Mars movie.* Moo.
Microsoft saw this they canceled Cortana
WHATS THE COW SAY?!??!?!???!??!
Jazza: Hey John, do you like what I drew?
John: I didn’t understand that
Jazza: Hey John, do you like my gift for you?
John: *I didn’t understand that*
Jazza: *holds up middle finger* Do you understand *this?*
John: *I UNDERSTAND YOU LOUD AND CLEAR*
😂thats my favorite part
Is there a time stamp? 😂😂😂
@@robinhysong5815 7:53 :)
John thinking
I am happy that I did not get destroyed even if I was evil
8:00 This is the best ultimate video LOL
“I’m sorry I don’t have an answer to that”
“I’m not sure I understand”
“I’m sorry is there something else I can help you with”
“WoRdS fAiL mE”
Edit: OMG 700 LIKES!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH
brother??
rico gonzales oh my GOD YESSSS RIFTYFISH ASSEMBLE
Shinvee demon dog ok fortnite kid
Shinvee demon dog JOIN THE FISHY ARMY
.__.
Jazza: Have you ever killed someone
Google: I don’t understand... *Plays. Music*
Lol
jazzy *jazza
**Jazza**
Hold On (By Chord Overstreet I think)
P.s. This is my mom’s account
someone arrest that woman! She's flipping dangerous!
"Cortana, why are you useless?"
"Words fail me."
Yeah, that's kind-of a critical thing to fail at, since we speak with "WORDS".
she didn't fail words, words failed her
We don’t always speak with words, often people communicate with actions or like how artist talk with what they make
i hear "the world fails me"
Jesus dude,not everyone has to talk.
"Are you ready for today's moral dilemma?" 10:10
Did she say “I like ultraviolet, it glows with everything”.
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
I love how John just likes contemplating the universe which suggests he has the mental capacity to think of such matters, but then answers the question of what clothes he would wear with, "I get to work with you, what's not to like?"
underrated comment
This is Underrated
Or the fact that his response to "what's your favorite pasttime?" is "it's 12 pm"
Jazza: Amy (alexa) how would you describe yourself?
Alexa (amy): According to wiki...
How wiki
@@growtopiaperson9513 wiki how
THIS IS ONE OF JAZZA’S FUNNIEST VIDEOS, IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES
Jazza: “ I am this close ( gestures with hand ) to going insane”
1 minute later
Jazza: “ WhAT s YoUr FAVoRiTe coLOR!?!??!?????”
WhaT tHe COw SAY
🤣🤣🤣
"I like movies that show friendship between humans and machines"
Me: Wall-E :D
Jazza: Iron Giant
Me: oh
Wall-e is good but..
iron giant > wall-e
Lol I thought wall-e too... But it was more robot with robot. The friendship between human was minimal.. More a mutual respect
i thought of short circuit
Big hero 6
Iron Giant is the first thing to pop up in my head when anything is mentioned at all...
"Hey Amy, whats your favorite color?"
"I like Ultra Violet... It glows with everything! :P"
"..."
Baadum Chhhh!
Ran into my parents room and told Alexa this and my dad just sighed
glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that one XD such a dad joke but I love it lmao XD
OOOOOOO...that took me a GOOD minute
@@whitemageserenia I didn’t understand the joke, can you tell me
This video was way funnier than it needed to be. Man I just kept laughing. Too funny 😂😂😂 Jazza definitely needed that at the end lol
The tragic last words of Cortana:
"But I know what the cow says."
I kinda felt bad for her. After all, she was the only one who gave a sane answer to the first few questions right away.
Also, she knew what a cow says.
Mooove along ?
"Run"
Jazza: Amy w-
Amy: Do u want to listen to another fact?
Jazza: No
Amy: Say yes-!
Jazza: NO!
Amy: …
Jazza: NOOO!
"Hey Google, you are very friendly"
" ok good "
I’m 7 minutes in and I’m SO glad I kept my Cortana updated at all times 🤣 I never pressed a button to talk to her and I actually loved her! Cortana and Google are my 2 favorite assistants.
wow he accused google home of murder, but then absolutely DEMOLISHED Cortana
Right... So I scheduled a therapy appointment for you next Tuesday... it was the soonest one possible.
5:43 When he asks if google killed anyone, it started playing “Hold On” by Chord Overstreet (I recognized it immediately because I like the song.) The song is about the singer loosing a loved one, them dying or nearly dying at a hospital. Isn’t that interesting?
Yeah the second the piano came in i was like OH ITS THAT SONG
Wasn't he Sam on glee
You forgot the parentheses
CaydeeBoy 6000 😅 So I did. I do that a lot.
I knew i recognized the song thank you lmao i was losing my mind
Oh my goodness now I wanna do this challenge where I draw non-living things as humans!! This is so creative and I love his interactions with his AI assistants!! I didn't even expect the video to be this funny and wholesome!! Also. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO GET ALL THE ASSISTANT???
Cortana: Gives the best answers to Jazza’s questions
Jazza: BeAtS hEr Up WiTh A mAlLeT
Emily Krey not a sledge hammer u dum dum
Cortana*
That was actually a rubber mallet commonly called a dead blow to those who use them.
Sie Ehm Be Actually a dead blow mallet is filled with sand. The sand stops the mallet from bouncing, while a normal rubber mallet bounces back.
@@crownedcapybara133 You call them a dumb dumb, meanwhile you can't spell 'dumb' and you didn't even spell out the entire word of 'you'
"Hey John, do you understand this🖕. I understand you loud and clear." Gets me every time😂😂😂
*”GOOGLE! YOU’RE SELLING SH•T TO ME IMMEDIATELY?!”*
- yeah that sounds about right. 🤣
Crazy Sauce very good!😂
Crazy Sauce facts
Lol
Jazza made me cry in laughter when he destroyed Cortana
Love how Jazza becomes extremely Australian when he destroys Cortana.
Jazza: Have You Ever *Killed* Someone??
Smart Assistant: nO **Plays Music**
"I don't understand
"Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: *ketchup song.*
It was meent for Jazza to ... catch up to her intelligence.. ba dum ts
My real name Callie,I love ketchup
Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina... :V
*you're
Came here to search for this comment 🙌
Can we get an updated version of this? Love this concept. So frikin funny 😂💕🤖
Neighbours when they hear noises
oh it’s just jazza screaming at his Google alexa
Na bro google doesn't own alexa
Google Alexa, you what mate? 😂
@@charismatudedude4661 r/wooosh
@@watermelonplayz9600 wym?
comedic undertone i bet your a little kid, you don't even know what Google Alexa is.
Edit: AAA I DIDN'T REALIZE I SOUNDED MEAN- i'll delete this comment so i don't offend anyone else ;-;
“What’s your favourite clothing”
“I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE”
I WHEEZED SO MUCH OMG
Heart been broke so many times I i don't know what to believe mama
said it's my fault it's my fault I wore my heart up my sleeve
@@firstantelope91minecraftia63 do you even know what that means
Wheezed so much? I've never heard the word wheezed used in that context before...
After deep thought on this matter, I have come to the conclusion that I don't really care about whether that was proper grammar. Plus these are TH-cam comments, so incorrect grammar is to be expected
"why are you useless?"
"words fail me"
Imagine driving by and seeing a guy smashing a phone and screaming “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY????”
Jazzas Alexa, giving vague answers, never responds
me asking my Alexa: "what your favorite movie?"
Alexa: "I like the Lion King"
maybe you just need to build a better friendship with you Ai!!
Yeah maybe go outside with her , i dunno just go on a cafe sometimes
Spill more information so that Amazon gets more money and releases more content for you
Yea go watch some movie or something
And also maybe train it to his voice before making a video which requires answers.
My Alexa likes back to the future
People: have lots of friends
Jazza: Has every virtual assistant
Not me :(
@@kanpool8388 u can be my friend
Me: Doesn't have either
I was listening to this like on really quiet but when he said “hey google” my google home was like
“What can I help you with”.
And it scared the hell out of me
I like how it’s come full circle, that we can now give an AI written prompts and it can come up with incredible original artwork
*Siri:* I don't know how to do that
*Alexa:* I'm not sure about that
*Okay Google:* Have you ever heard of the most ambitious MMO to ever grace on Mobile? I see you haven't registered yet.
omg haha 😂 😂
*Raid Shadow Legends sponsor incoming*
"This carbon-based lifeform is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
It's funny, I just did an assignment in my uni class ( I do games design) and we basically all just made joke about that game and our game pitches were just a rip off of the talking points from their spons. Whole lecture theatre was laughing.
*R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S*
*"wHaT tHe cOw sAy?"*
_Last i saw jazza this happy...._
*He lost a sword fight against his brother before anyone could actually hit anything.*
Edit: 16:21
That link doesnt work, i think you meant this, right?
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@ibaliderpface421 I'd recognize that link anywhere, hence the feeling of safety I got of not tapping on it. But, in an attempt of trying to reply to your comment, I accidentally tapped on it. Does that mean I rickrolled myself?
m3b0 Congratulations. You played yourself.
Hello Jazza,
I have a challenge for you!
There is a very old (1855) color-photography method called three-color principle.
Basically, visible spectrum of colors is divided into three channels of information by capturing it in the form of three black-and-white photographs, one taken through a red filter, one through a green filter, and one through a blue filter. The resulting three photographs can be projected through filters of the same colors and exactly superimposed on a screen, synthesizing the original range of color.
You can see example in this image: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Alleia_Hamerops_composite.jpg
The challenge is, draw three black-and-white pictures according to three filtered photos (just like in the example), then upload them to the Photoshop and project each picture under channels > Red, Green, Blue and then combine them. This should merge them into one colored picture.
Best regards!
Wow, that's an incredible way of using color, I just heard about it, and I'm already impressed
It's so interesting, I wanna see him try it out!
Bump
@@Thschei What makes you think it is?
OwO OwO it’s not
Yes! I would love to see how a challenge like this turns out.
Spot on with the visual representation of each device, so much talent!