I mean that was literally the lore "we are useless assholes, so Mr giant would you please carry us while we talk shit behind your back twenty four seven, to the point we cause you chronic depression"
Profaned Capital at 100% power: Yorm the Giant, Seigward, Court Sorceror, Headless Gargoyles, Jailers, and Sewer Beasts. Profaned Capital at 99% power: Yorm the Giant.
The Sulyvahn beasts were the only reason why Irithyll did so well. If Yhorm had killed them at the beginning, even the second round would have gone to Profaned Capital
It kinda funny because it makes sense lore wise. The people of the Profaned Capital loathed Yorm, hated him, but they all wanted to keep him for his power. He alone could protect the Profane Capital, with his strength and might, haunted by the hate of his own people.
@@TrashPandaPack the sole reason Onion boy needs to kill Yhorm is because they were the best of friends and Yhorm could only trust him to kill him if he ever strayed from his duty.
@@TrashPandaPack Yhorm told Siegward that if he were to ever abandon his duty as a Lord of Cinder, to kill him, and place his crown, so the fire may be linked.
@@RX0_GundamUnicorn Yhorm: What makes you think this time will be different? Sullivan: Because last time I wasn't bringing my best. Outriders, Vordt, and Dancer: *BREAKS YHORM'S ARMS*
"Yorm! Stop you're surrounded!" Yorm: " Good, now i can attack in all directions!" It's funny because he's fighting in the same way he is described in his bio. Absolute unit.
I think x3 HP made Yhorm lose the fight because Even thought he had 85 000 health he got perma staggered and couldn't one hit the fire witches at the beginning.
Y’all really praising Yhorm for the carry but forget that Siegward literally spent 4-5 whole minutes buying him time to kill Pontiff while he solo’d the Beasts to keep them off Yhorm
@@pwegulian true but they definitely would have helped in staggering him more while pontiff and him were going at it like they did in the second fight. hard to tell how much obviously cuz dancer also contributed a lot to that as well
@@TheUltimateMachineGod Yeah, he was such a badass that when people made fun of him for being a Lord he GAVE them a Storm Ruler just to call them out. That has to be the biggest flex in the entire DS trilogy (pun not intended).
@@TheUltimateMachineGod Then again the city seems to have no shortage of powerful twisted beasts and crazy people who will murder literally everything that's not equally deranged or twisted, so I guess along with a literal giant warior with a huge clever-like thing for a weapon only super ambitious and equally mad would be conquerors would dare to assault the city with more conventional armies, they'd atleast need some serious magic support to have a chance at holding their own forces together.
You see Pointy Sillyman in the thick of battle throughout, though. Yhorm charged head first and let his army get annihilated by the dogs (in round 1) and Vordt (in round 2).
"As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard. Following the loss of the one he wished to protect, he forsook his shield."
I like how Yhorm just walks past the first wave of infantry fodder and heads straight for the casters. I also like that Sulyvahn apparently understands that Yhorm needs to be taken out and prioritizes attacking him.
@@revlismorningstar825 Gael would be fighting for the painted world, of course. And there are A LOT of enemies in the painted world, between the npcs, corvians, corvian knights, giant flies, millwood knights, farron followers, the wolves, friede, the gravetender and his great wolf, I think they’d beat the Ringed City just from sheer numbers alone. Oh, and I almost forgot those giant ice crabs. And if need be, he could always do two rounds, one with and one without Midir and Gael to make it more interesting or even the odds.
I want Lothric Castle vs Irityhll City since they are technically enemies of each other for the very fact Sulyvahn wants to invade and rule over Lothric. I was hoping we would have Pontiff Knights fighting Lothric Knights in a great schism by the time Emma teleported us back to the Dancer boss room.
Let's point out that this really puts into scale the power of the Undead curse. Vort alone decimated half that army when he charged in. Yhorm not only defeated Pontiff, but tons of his underlings. These are legendary beings that shape worlds. And you defeat all of them. Maybe not your first time, but you keep coming back, and eventually stand on a throne of their corpses. This just gives a taste of the legendary battles that you hear about while adventuring.
@@slate3998 1 by 1 or all at once, with enough tries we succeed and beat them all, we are undead, ash, in a sense, immortal. They will eventually fall when you always stand back up with not a scratch, and more rations than you started with.
@@slate3998 I'm pretty sure that in a big enough Arena we could take all of them And even better if they can make damage between themselves But I think it's possible, maybe 4 fucking days trying but possible
To be fair I think Siegward and the Gargoyles take the Sullyvahn's beasts away and damage them a fuck ton whilst Yhorm claps everything else, onion bro had his back till the end.
@@justadude3001 there is literally zero evidence beyond giant lord is called a conqueror and yhorm descended from a conquerer. That is the most circumstantial evidence there is. Simply disproven by he has a face. Vendrick is described as a great conquerer and was pretty big. I don’t in any way think there is a connection but it’s more plausible than the giant lord
They DID ALOT. I thought Yhorm had won early, until I realized the other creatures had taken so long to Prevail. Irithyll City has a wide variety of units who can handle all sorts of threats. Arguably the best in all of Dark Souls.
@@Rith9789 It is perfectly within reason that Yhorm could've taken the beasts down as well. The real problem was all the Outriders. They combined with Sulyvahn did so much damage that Yhorm couldn't possibly keep attacking through it. It did not help that in the second round, Vordt had gone and smashed all the Gargolyes and hands, of course.
@@Rith9789 for me i think cartus have the best army with their stackable percentage based dmg(bleed) and stronger ranged attack and even the motherfcking sand worm
Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins.
@@Abby-lh1gc ringed city has midir, gael, halflight, judicaters who could win on there own, ringed city knights, harald knights, locusts, dragonslayer armour, ledo, lapp, shira, lothric knights, hollow clerics and ringed city slaves painted world has sister friede, random guy withouts pants who has a big dog and father ariandel. Those are literally the only strong people in painted world other than maybe millwoods and the malformed bird knights. So we all know who'd win.
Laddersmith Gilligan in fairness, Painted World also has Vilhelm, and those Millwoods/rapier Corvians would do a lot of damage before going down. Not nearly enough to deal with Midir, the Demon Prince, Gael, and the damn swarm of Ringed/Harald Knights, but enough to keep it an entertaining matchup.
Every one: We are all fuccin scary monsters. Siegward: Oh ho, I need to cook some Estus soup. By the way I dont have a pot here....hmm mhmm...I need to use my head and think...
Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins.
@@spacesurfer318 three bosses plus 3x health. Without the health boost yhorm would probably still win. Unfortunately for him, that health buff is what did him in and constant attacks to stagger and no chance to recover since he went right behind enemy lines and got surrounded. Though that part was his own fault and the irythillians took full advantage.
Was definitely a one sided battle the second time around.. the outrider knights plus Dancer and Vordt tipped the scales majorly in Irithyll’s favor.. profaned capitol doesn’t have enough mini bosses for them to be able to contend.. still super dope to watch.. was hype af when Yhorm made it through the first round..
Pontiff: Alright, I have a great army and two beasts there’s no way I could lose. Yhorm *rushing in the fight head first*: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I FEAR DEATH.
Gotta love how Yhorm just beelines to Sulyvahn to take him to flavortown. And really, this is literally underpowered Yhorm. He should be in perpetual phase 3 to simulate him in his prime.
I feel like the thing that made a bigger difference in the second round wasn't the outrider knights, Dancer, or Vordt, it was the Pontiff's Beasts actually fighting Yhorm and not getting stuck on terrain for half the fight.
gihunter6 first round the beasts were fighting Sigard, and some other troops in the background.(couldn't see). Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins. The army count was probably like 60 vs 25
@@spacesurfer318 Video is about all Irithyl troops including the outrider, Dancer and Vordt, maybe too much outriders but it's not "unfair" since it's the point of the video
Skeyrôn I mean yeh ok all troops of an army. But army count of around 60vs25 is not fair. So he should have just added more of the same troops on Profained side. To at least have similar size armies.
I like how those close to the pontiff gradually become beasts. That is why the dogs have human skulls, and all the main bosses look like beasts besides Pontiff himself.
We don't see it because the camera is on Yhorm, but our boy Siegward was probably the one holding off the beasts on the other side, so his old friend Yhorm could mop up Sulyvahn and his infantry all by himself.
1:33 Yhorn: Where are you Sullyvahn?! Come out and face me yourself!!! 5:05 Yhorn: We did it Siegward, We did it! Siegward? where are you? Siegward?...
That's not even his rig lagging, but the game engine reaching its limits. You can see the wind and stuff moving at normal speeds but theres too many characters for the engine to animate at once
I just love that anything Yhorm's involved in, he just goes completely absolutely fucking HAM. Even when he actually takes damage and has a chance of losing it just seems like he steps up his game and comes out the other end victorious somehow.
Yhorm is by far the strongest here, but Sulyvhan's got a stronger and ruthless army. The biggest flaws for Yhorm are his weapons hitboxes (only with single enemies) and his easy reposting, which in the final round killed him so easily. But still, if we take Yhorm out from game mechanics, Is basically the strongest being in DS3 world, in pole position with Slave Knight Gael, followed by Nameless King, Soul of Cinder and maybe Darkeater Midir. (I'm italian, sorry for my cheap grammar)
In most 1v1 boss fights, Yhorm is nearly impossible to kill. Beating Yhorm requires a reliable source of stagger, which means either a lot of damage at once or sustained damage over time. Since Yhorm had abnormally high resistance against everything, most bosses can't deal enough damage to break his poise. The exception is Midir. While most bosses perform a few high damage attacks before withdrawing, Midir has a sustained fire breath and laser attack. Because Yhorm is so big, the flames are guaranteed to deal multiple ticks of damage across his hitbox, consistently staggering him and exposing his vulnerable head for even more damage. For this reason, Midir is the only boss that can consistently beat Yhorm.
@@davidhong1934 They have an interesting dynamic of having reasonably fair fights with somewhat equal odds of beating one another. I don't know of any other bosses where a duel's result could go either way.
I think you can do away with the « maybe », Midir is definitely one of the strongest beings of DS3. You could (should) add Lothric and Lorain and Demon Prince though.
It's like Deacons, Cathedral Knights, Slave Giants, Grubs, Rotten flesh, Kirk and other shit VS Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, big Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, Darkwraiths, Ghrus and Crabbo.
Yhorm: 'Jeez, this is really heavy.'
Your great machete?
Yhorm: 'No, my team.'
Bro you killed me. XD
lmfao
and yorhm is out here playin hyrule warriors while carrying.
Nice
The Weapon of Mass Destruction, your comment could kill people.
Hahahahaha!!!
Irithyll : ''We have an army''
Profaned Capital: ''We have Yhorm''
I mean that was literally the lore
"we are useless assholes, so Mr giant would you please carry us while we talk shit behind your back twenty four seven, to the point we cause you chronic depression"
@@The_guy907 true that. It's really really sad when you put it that way
"We have a Yhorm"
Irithyll: Aight.
*brings in Vordt and the Dancer*
Don't forget that they have onion bro
"Sir they outnumber us 3 to 1"
Yhorm: "Then it's an even fight"
A shame barely anyone knows about Halo in this comment section
@@brainer5457 All halos or are you talking about specific titles?
@@HuslWusl Pretty much the original 3 and Reach
Burn there mongrol hides
@@brainer5457 who said they don’t?
How fitting it is lore wise. Yhorm's people failed him, but Yhorm didn't fail his people. :')
That Is just Sad.
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Profaned Capital at 100% power: Yorm the Giant, Seigward, Court Sorceror, Headless Gargoyles, Jailers, and Sewer Beasts.
Profaned Capital at 99% power: Yorm the Giant.
Honestly, the rest of the Profaned Capital was rather sad. Quite a few of the Manus Hands died before they could even reach anyone.
There was a huge giant in Profaned capital wish he participated in this fight
The Sulyvahn beasts were the only reason why Irithyll did so well. If Yhorm had killed them at the beginning, even the second round would have gone to Profaned Capital
It kinda funny because it makes sense lore wise. The people of the Profaned Capital loathed Yorm, hated him, but they all wanted to keep him for his power. He alone could protect the Profane Capital, with his strength and might, haunted by the hate of his own people.
@@yannym4605 The Outrider Knights annihilated everyone.
That’s why he threw his great shield away, he couldn’t carry it alongside the machete and his team.
*DEPEST LORE*
He threw his shield away because he was arleady weighed down by his massive balls
Even better cause this comment came from an Irithyllian.
Yohrm with a gigantic castle door would be...an experience
*he could but he wanted to give some hope for the opposing team
Entire squad: *dies*
Yhorm the Chad: “fine, I’ll do it myself...”
Yhorm the Chad : * puts himself on fire * fine, I'll do it myself
Love how seigward was soloing the beasts so Yhorm could kill pontiff, such a good friend.
yet in lore they were good friends but in game he has to kill yhorm
how... ironic
@@TrashPandaPack that’s the whole point, yhorm told him to kill him
@@TrashPandaPack the sole reason Onion boy needs to kill Yhorm is because they were the best of friends and Yhorm could only trust him to kill him if he ever strayed from his duty.
@@TrashPandaPack Yhorm told Siegward that if he were to ever abandon his duty as a Lord of Cinder, to kill him, and place his crown, so the fire may be linked.
@@TrashPandaPack That's not how irony works
Pontiff: You can't defeat me!
Siegward: I know, but he can
Yhorm:
*SINGLEHANDEDLY LIFTS THE ENTIRE TEAM*
@@RX0_GundamUnicorn
Yhorm: What makes you think this time will be different?
Sullivan: Because last time I wasn't bringing my best.
Outriders, Vordt, and Dancer: *BREAKS YHORM'S ARMS*
"tremble before me Irithyll, I am your reckoning!"
@@noahwilson3809 and Pontiff still didn't use his greatest weapon *Aldritch*
Yhorm out here playing dynasty warriors
Yhorm is Lu Bu
Damn Dusty really here
IS THERE A NEW VIDEO COMING
Bro Demon souls is out, so more content?
Dynasty warriors, but souls formed. I'd buy it!
Title should be “Irithyll city vs Yhorm” because he’s literally carrying
Hard carry btw
Ehh where's onion bro???
Damn bro nyhorm did everything
FACTS
That really explains why he walks around all arched down like that. That backpack ain't fucking light, son.
"Yorm! Stop you're surrounded!"
Yorm: " Good, now i can attack in all directions!"
It's funny because he's fighting in the same way he is described in his bio. Absolute unit.
Yes! That's what I instantly thought. True to his nature to the end!
@@Epifairos what a fucking beast lol
yorm
Yhorm: "I used to be a Lord of Cinder... until I took a lot of attacks on my knees."
😂😂
Let me guess... someone stole your machete
Khajit stole the shield or he would've fucked every one up😂😂
Should’ve used some damn arrows
ay don't forget the feet
I like how the game describes Yhorm as a “1 man vanguard” and this just reinforces that description.
Yhorm just hard carry the team
“All with 3x HP”
Yhorm: Sure, sure. *Proceeds to one hit all fo the little enemies*
I think x3 HP made Yhorm lose the fight because Even thought he had 85 000 health he got perma staggered and couldn't one hit the fire witches at the beginning.
@@Infearmal He still one slashed a few of them
@@Infearmal Those outrider knights + dancer being added were definitely the leading factor that caused him to get clapped.
Y’all really praising Yhorm for the carry but forget that Siegward literally spent 4-5 whole minutes buying him time to kill Pontiff while he solo’d the Beasts to keep them off Yhorm
They were at half health and yhorm one shot them. They were irrelevant
@@pwegulian true but they definitely would have helped in staggering him more while
pontiff and him were going at it like they did in the second fight. hard to tell how much obviously cuz dancer also contributed a lot to that as well
Man I’m glad i’m not the only one that noticed that. It’s enough to make a grown man cry... True brothers-in-arms. 😭
@@devn3818 yeah cause in the second fight siegward got killed fast cause vordt jumped into the middle of everything and had serious aoe
Can someone timestamp? I don't see this Seigward 😶
Teacher: i'll be back in 5 mins class. please behave while i'm gone
Class:
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god this is so true
U deserve more likes made me laugh
lol
Yhorm is the quiet kid who had enough
The nerdy kid who's weirdly buff and his boys vs the 6'7 jock and his boys
4:53
"Oh man Yhorm still has to fight the Sulyvahn's Beasts he might actually los- oh never mind"
No messing around. He sees the dog, and his 1000 degree slab of iron goes chop chop.
Thought the same exact thing
I always knew that Sulyvahn's beasts were high dps and low hp type of enemies but damn..1 hit??
@@Cookie_Joe They're super vulnerable to fire, of which Yhorm has an abundance of in his second phase. Pyromancer builds can obliterate them.
*bonk* *bonk*
No wonder Yhorm's hunched over like that. Carrying the entire fight like that musta done a number on his back.
@@TheUltimateMachineGod Yeah, he was such a badass that when people made fun of him for being a Lord he GAVE them a Storm Ruler just to call them out. That has to be the biggest flex in the entire DS trilogy (pun not intended).
@@TheUltimateMachineGod
Then again the city seems to have no shortage of powerful twisted beasts and crazy people who will murder literally everything that's not equally deranged or twisted, so I guess along with a literal giant warior with a huge clever-like thing for a weapon only super ambitious and equally mad would be conquerors would dare to assault the city with more conventional armies, they'd atleast need some serious magic support to have a chance at holding their own forces together.
@@navilluscire2567 The madness only really came after Yhorm linked the fire, though.
He's been carrying every team he's been in his enitre life
I guess people werent even surprised that Yhorm carried his faction.
Cause it's pretty obvious lmao
i mean have you seen his health, have you tried killing him without the storm ruler
*Yhorm: "Fine I'll do it myself."*
@@simonsoupshark8009 Yeah beat him in like 2 Hours without the Stormruler.
Like seriously, that HP is a Literall Beast.
Yhorm did indeed earn the title of the Sole Vanguard
It’s like a perfect triangle:
I kill Yhorm.
Yhorm kills Pontiff.
Pontiff kills me.
The Killing Cycle
Thats how environment works
It's like a new game of rock paper scissors.
@@therealshrimpfr hey there have you ever played a game called yhorm, pontiff and me?
If you kill Yhorm, and Pontiff kills you, does that mean that Pontiff is stronger than Yhorm
Pontiff Sulyvahn: stays in the back and lets his soldiers do all work
Yhorm: runs head first towards Sulyvahn while taking damage for his army
Boss vs Leader
You see Pointy Sillyman in the thick of battle throughout, though. Yhorm charged head first and let his army get annihilated by the dogs (in round 1) and Vordt (in round 2).
Vordt aka the big dog
Timformer2000 Yhorm: I have an army.
Sulyvahn: We have a doggo.
If yhorm had of stayed back and supported his army shit would've went smoother
All of Irithyll: spamming magic and profaned flame attacks
Yhorm: I like your funny words, magic man *smash*
Nothing bad ever happens to yhorm
Haha smash
xDDDDDD
Gank hahaha
"As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard. Following the loss of the one he wished to protect, he forsook his shield."
Yhorm's army should include a giant along with a legion of rats.
Throw in a few basilisks as well
Was wondering where that single giant was...
And Jailers, and Karla because why not.
True, the 2nd fight lineup was kinda unfair for the Profaned Capital.
@@metalmonster9536 those are all in the dungeons though
Profaned Capital is like:
Normal enemies: Yo are doing it right
Yhorm: I am doing everything
Honestly
No wonder why Yohrm got fed up being the lord of the Profaned Capital: he did all the work and still no one but Siegward cared.
Good reference 😂😂
Reminds me of the scene in Monsters Vs Aliens, where ginormica fought the robot probe in the golden gate bridge
I like how Yhorm just walks past the first wave of infantry fodder and heads straight for the casters.
I also like that Sulyvahn apparently understands that Yhorm needs to be taken out and prioritizes attacking him.
And he was so close he was lucky to have wings to dodge and distractions.
Painted World of Ariandel vs The Ringed City
Millwood Chieftain and Last Ringed Knight abstain due to a prior engagement at the _Ye Olde Lothric Bowling Alley_ (with open bar and grill)
Midir and Gael on the same team... I sense a side will be demolished
@@revlismorningstar825 Midir was decimate literally all of them with a beam unless the have xhp multiplier.
*holy music starts*
@@revlismorningstar825
Gael would be fighting for the painted world, of course. And there are A LOT of enemies in the painted world, between the npcs, corvians, corvian knights, giant flies, millwood knights, farron followers, the wolves, friede, the gravetender and his great wolf, I think they’d beat the Ringed City just from sheer numbers alone.
Oh, and I almost forgot those giant ice crabs.
And if need be, he could always do two rounds, one with and one without Midir and Gael to make it more interesting or even the odds.
This is what I imagine a chess game looks like in the piece’s perspective
Man of culture as well
Dude, I want a dark souls chess set so badly now. That would be cool as fuck.
I want to 3d print a dragon set and a dark souls set.
except yhorm is king that can move like a queen and jumping around like the knights
@@kethwintham344 I believe they actually have those but they’re kinda rare.
Yhorm being the King AND Queen. The most important and the strongest piece
1:35 The way Yhorm rotates 180 degree to investigate where should i start from was such a boss thing.
Lmao
"Eenie meenie miney... YOU!!"
I wonder if the next war will be :"Lothric Castle vs The Ringed City".
I wish, but also dreg heap vs undead settlement might be cool
We all know that ringed would win with the archers
I want Lothric Castle vs Irityhll City since they are technically enemies of each other for the very fact Sulyvahn wants to invade and rule over Lothric. I was hoping we would have Pontiff Knights fighting Lothric Knights in a great schism by the time Emma teleported us back to the Dancer boss room.
Painted world of Ariandel vs Archdragon Peak would be cool too
They should have a tournament. :)
Yhorm: all I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men
Yhorm: Unfortunately, most of them are my own
Ou yess! Vader!
Vaders line really works here 😂
Whoever programed the AI is a genius. They can dodge each other's attacks as well as the player.
Let's point out that this really puts into scale the power of the Undead curse. Vort alone decimated half that army when he charged in. Yhorm not only defeated Pontiff, but tons of his underlings. These are legendary beings that shape worlds. And you defeat all of them. Maybe not your first time, but you keep coming back, and eventually stand on a throne of their corpses.
This just gives a taste of the legendary battles that you hear about while adventuring.
you miss 1 point, we beat them one by one, by luring them with that well placed arrow.
If this was an animated scene, pontiff would be going for the head of yhorm, pontiff knew that yhorm has a very thick skin.
@@slate3998 1 by 1 or all at once, with enough tries we succeed and beat them all, we are undead, ash, in a sense, immortal. They will eventually fall when you always stand back up with not a scratch, and more rations than you started with.
@@slate3998 I'm pretty sure that in a big enough Arena we could take all of them
And even better if they can make damage between themselves
But I think it's possible, maybe 4 fucking days trying but possible
@@brianmachado4839 We just gotta use the s from getting crit hits over and over again
Should be titled “all of Yhorms minions die immediately, then Yhorm wrecks everyone’s shit by himself”
To be fair I think Siegward and the Gargoyles take the Sullyvahn's beasts away and damage them a fuck ton whilst Yhorm claps everything else, onion bro had his back till the end.
@@classymuffin4589 he had to keep his promise somehow didn’t he?
4:16 wow this guy fought well
should be promoted
@@norishimogawa6125 by who? the squashed corpse of the pontiff?
@@juanig4198 aldrich is still alive probably
Bro thinks he's the ashen one.
“As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard.” - Damn 😔 so true.
I see why King Vendrick had such a tough time fighting a war against the giants now.
He fought a different type of giant. Yhorm has a face
@Samuel Chopra Seriously DS2 giants are probably the strongest in the series.
Ds2 giants are scary, man.
@@obsolete18 thorn is a descendant of the giant king though.
@@justadude3001 there is literally zero evidence beyond giant lord is called a conqueror and yhorm descended from a conquerer. That is the most circumstantial evidence there is. Simply disproven by he has a face. Vendrick is described as a great conquerer and was pretty big. I don’t in any way think there is a connection but it’s more plausible than the giant lord
Feels like Yhorm is responsible for 99% of the capital's power.
he lost the 1% when he threw away his shield
@@norishimogawa6125 LMAOO
Lore-wise, that is not far off from the truth lmao
"The Tale of Yhorm and a Bunch of People Who Aren't Yhorm: The Awesoming of Yhorm."
Starring: Yhorm
@@inquisitorialllama638 Wriiten and directed by:Yhorm
@@arpitdas4263 Co-starring: Siegw- just kidding, it's Yhorm.
"10/10 - Awesome, indeed, and it features my favourite character: Yhorm."
_~Yhorm The Awesome Giant_
I'm surprised how little the Gargoyles and Hands of Sin did in the end.
They distracted the Sullivan Beasts for the entire first battle. Without that I don’t think yhorm would have won
@@liamflint616
True, true
They DID ALOT. I thought Yhorm had won early, until I realized the other creatures had taken so long to Prevail.
Irithyll City has a wide variety of units who can handle all sorts of threats. Arguably the best in all of Dark Souls.
@@Rith9789
It is perfectly within reason that Yhorm could've taken the beasts down as well. The real problem was all the Outriders. They combined with Sulyvahn did so much damage that Yhorm couldn't possibly keep attacking through it. It did not help that in the second round, Vordt had gone and smashed all the Gargolyes and hands, of course.
@@Rith9789 for me i think cartus have the best army with their stackable percentage based dmg(bleed) and stronger ranged attack and even the motherfcking sand worm
Virgin Pontiff: Unleashing spellcasters and twisted beasts
Chad Yhorm: C H O P
And that's why Sulyvahn created the Outrider knights: to annihilate any resistance.
Facts. Those 5 really ravaged everything.
Well, its a fun time to parry them.
Sulyvahn: Those guys never disappoint!
"Yhorm's only one man! He can't do this by himself!"
Turns to Yhorm
"Yhorm, your gonna have to do this by yourself"
Waterboy referente, nice 😂✌️
@@leonardocontri8921 yeh 😂
Lol
*Which of these two areas will win?*
Me: "yhorm."
Yhorm was carrying his team. Sad that I didn't really see Siegward.
It would be awesome to see Siegward some screentime
Caleb lol it was like find Waldo
Siegward was on the other side holding off the beasts so Yhorm could wreck Sulyvahn's entire infantry by himself.
@@Veloziraptor111 Brave lad having his Offscreen Moment of Awesome.
@@Veloziraptor111 Very true. Siegward was holding the line.
First half was basically “Yhorm Vs Irithyl” while second half was basically “Yhorm gets ganked by Irithyl”
Yeah second fight was kinda unfair with the dancer and vordt
It was 100% unfair, it was obvious they would win
It would be realistic tho
That’s why they call it gank city
Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins.
Yhorn taking 65k dmg and be like "Oh no ! Anyway"
"I lived, but all of my subjects died horribly" really is the quintessential Yhorm experience, isn't it?
Heh.
And his best friend Siegward of Catarina is gone too
Next.
Anor Londo vs Archdragon Peak
Ringed City vs Painted World of Ariandel
ringed city would anihilate painted world
@@Abby-lh1gc As well as his PC 😅
@@Abby-lh1gc ringed city has midir, gael, halflight, judicaters who could win on there own, ringed city knights, harald knights, locusts, dragonslayer armour, ledo, lapp, shira, lothric knights, hollow clerics and ringed city slaves
painted world has sister friede, random guy withouts pants who has a big dog and father ariandel. Those are literally the only strong people in painted world other than maybe millwoods and the malformed bird knights. So we all know who'd win.
Laddersmith Gilligan in fairness, Painted World also has Vilhelm, and those Millwoods/rapier Corvians would do a lot of damage before going down.
Not nearly enough to deal with Midir, the Demon Prince, Gael, and the damn swarm of Ringed/Harald Knights, but enough to keep it an entertaining matchup.
@@dumbass2783 yeah it wouldn’t even be a contest.
Every one: We are all fuccin scary monsters.
Siegward: Oh ho, I need to cook some Estus soup. By the way I dont have a pot here....hmm mhmm...I need to use my head and think...
Pot boy comes to the rescue
Pontiff: "We lost?!"
"time to pull out my big guns from Lothric castle"
Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins.
@@spacesurfer318 three bosses plus 3x health. Without the health boost yhorm would probably still win. Unfortunately for him, that health buff is what did him in and constant attacks to stagger and no chance to recover since he went right behind enemy lines and got surrounded. Though that part was his own fault and the irythillians took full advantage.
@@spacesurfer318 you sound like you’re taking this too seriously
This got me so hype man, i had Yhorm from the start, my man went beast mode
Edit: My man Yhorm deserved the bo3
First round he was beast mode second round he got obliterated
My man what are you doing in here?
Send this to Zanny right now!
No, he's BEYOND Beast Mode!
@@slaveknightgael7017 I mean, he is taking on 3 bosses and a bunch of mini bosses... Still lasted a while though, just stunlocked to death
Was definitely a one sided battle the second time around.. the outrider knights plus Dancer and Vordt tipped the scales majorly in Irithyll’s favor.. profaned capitol doesn’t have enough mini bosses for them to be able to contend.. still super dope to watch.. was hype af when Yhorm made it through the first round..
Irithyll Army: exists
Yhorm: ...and I took that *personally*
Dark souls: Total War
IT'S COMING
That actually sounds pretty fucking amazing.
This is necessary and no one can tell me otherwise, our lives would have meaning with Dark Souls:Total War
Bro the frame rate on that though 😂
I was thinking more of Dark Souls themed Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
The great battle of 4 fps
Pontiff Sulyvahn watching Yhorm take down half his army in his first phase: *chuckles* "I'm in danger."
5:05 Yhorm the Giant: "We did it, Siegward! We won! ... Siegward? Where are you? Siegward?..."
sadness required ahead
Hate to break it to you lord Yhorm, but . . .
Yhorm was like that giant lady on that movie "monsters vs aliens"
Siegward: Your're doing great!
Yhorm: I'm doing everything!
So thats why he doesnt use his shield anymore
I did not come here looking for feels yet here we are
Pontiff: Alright, I have a great army and two beasts there’s no way I could lose.
Yhorm *rushing in the fight head first*: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I FEAR DEATH.
Hahahah
Irithyll: *adds vordt and the dancer*
Yhorm: “look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”
My*
@@sentric_ its an invincible quote 🤓
I knew that the Dancer was a tall lady, but geez, when she stands up she's as tall as Yhorm
*Yhorm's giant slim knight wiafu.* (may be trolling..)
Yhorms wifey
@@prismaticplurality5151 still a dancer in pontiff's hands 😂
@@navilluscire2567 I know that was probably a joke, but I now low key ship it.
I am a strange man
She's shorter than yhorm but Sulyvahn beast when it stands up, damn it's literally as tall as yhorm
“Who won irithyll or the profaned capital?”
-Yhorm
5:59 Yhorm walking past everything to go for the heavy hitters was so badass to me
Yhorm carried the first round. The second one proceeded as expected outriders knights are too op.
Vordt and Dancer: _Ok_
@@mee091000 I consider them as outriders knights as well 💁
@@jorge2060shake Sad I did not see Siegward and his Storm Ruler
@@rexlumontad5644 and the court sorcerer too 🤷
They had x3 un health...
I read the title as:
"Irithyll City VS Polnareff Capital"
I didn't know what to expect, but I got excited anyway.
How
Guess he finally built polnareffland
It's only natural, since Sulyvahn is a stand user.
@@fireydylan1043 i was expecting this precise answer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@justsomeitweeb his stand is called *Purple Pope*
Second round Pontiff´s like:
Ignore the minions my braves, everyone GANK on the Giant...
"Yhorm, you can't just fight an entire city on your own!"
Yhorm: "Haha! Machete go brrrrr!!"
My boy Yhorm searching for his little onion after the fight :'c
Gotta love how Yhorm just beelines to Sulyvahn to take him to flavortown. And really, this is literally underpowered Yhorm. He should be in perpetual phase 3 to simulate him in his prime.
He should have his shield
I feel like the thing that made a bigger difference in the second round wasn't the outrider knights, Dancer, or Vordt, it was the Pontiff's Beasts actually fighting Yhorm and not getting stuck on terrain for half the fight.
gihunter6 first round the beasts were fighting Sigard, and some other troops in the background.(couldn't see). Second round was unfair, like what...3 bosses plus a way larger army with more high class troops. It's so one sided/stacked, it seems he just wanted to make sure irithyll wins. The army count was probably like 60 vs 25
@@spacesurfer318 plus 3x health. If not for that yhorm would still wipe the floor with them.
@@spacesurfer318 Video is about all Irithyl troops including the outrider, Dancer and Vordt, maybe too much outriders but it's not "unfair" since it's the point of the video
Skeyrôn I mean yeh ok all troops of an army. But army count of around 60vs25 is not fair. So he should have just added more of the same troops on Profained side. To at least have similar size armies.
@@spacesurfer318 Yhorm is a one man army all on his own, to add more and keep that big guy in would mean the same result, except it takes longer.
Poor, poor Yhorm. In the end he was all alone, just like last time.
Yhorm: "I'm not trapped here with you. You're trapped here with ME."
When Sulyvahn was forced to release his Outrider Knights as a last resort, I felt that.
He was like "This won't do. Time to get the Big Guns."
Pontiff Sulyvahn, first half of the video: "...THE FUCK YOU *MEAN* VORDT AND DANCER ARE STILL IN LOTHRIC?!"
Second half of the video: about time! Show this giant who’s the big guy pontiff around the ashen city of lothric!
I'm happy that the first thing yhorm did was geek the mages. He's a smart man!
He pretty much did the same thing with the Cartus army. At one point, he hammered the archers, which gave him the win.
He has a "big brain" literally.
Sulyvahn's knight: "We have an army"
Jailer: "We've got Yhorm"
Sulyvahn: -“they had us in that first half not gonna lie”
Everyone: deals 36.000dmg to Yhorm
Yhorm: Tis but a scratch
I like how those close to the pontiff gradually become beasts.
That is why the dogs have human skulls, and all the main bosses look like beasts besides Pontiff himself.
"We have an army"
*"I am the Army"*
We don't see it because the camera is on Yhorm, but our boy Siegward was probably the one holding off the beasts on the other side, so his old friend Yhorm could mop up Sulyvahn and his infantry all by himself.
This is definitely my favorite you've done so far. Really cool to see the contrast in enemies based on region.
To think, once the world is flame is rekindled, this fight will happen over and over again.
Uwuwuwuwuwu
Oh no its him
Bootleg PressFartToContinue
Everytime a bonfire is lit, Justin Y appears.
@@TheReapersSon Time to do a no bonfire run
Fire witch: hmm he is using a giant flame machete and spewing out fire when he buffs.
*uses flamethrower*
Hey you said it yourself, ' fire ' witch
7:12
That final stand was dramatic. I can only imagine Yhorm fighting how he can while yelling "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" But maybe that's just me.
Some Asuka shit right there
Infinity War/Endgame: "We have the most ambitious battle between armies!"
BonfireVN: "Hold my Estus Flask."
Hold my siegbrau
@Matthew Stratton Yes because it’s miles better than endgame
@Salacious Arts Are you serious right now you can’t be right?
Playing this video in one tab and playing Avengers: Endgame "Portals" in another tab was one of the funniest and epic things I've ever done
@Salacious Arts No the fact that we are seriously comparing this to a movie is ridiculous asf.
Yorm after the fight starts, : "Where is their leader, bring me their leader"
then *proceeds to walk through the entire battlefield*
1:33
Yhorn: Where are you Sullyvahn?! Come out and face me yourself!!!
5:05
Yhorn: We did it Siegward, We did it! Siegward? where are you? Siegward?...
Yhorm: *”You’re up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall”*
This is the first time in the history of this channel that we've ever observed this guys setup experiencing even a little lag
That's not even his rig lagging, but the game engine reaching its limits. You can see the wind and stuff moving at normal speeds but theres too many characters for the engine to animate at once
Ryzen 9 + rtx2080 i think that is the setup of the bonfireVN use to do these videos ??
It's not the first time bro
I just love that anything Yhorm's involved in, he just goes completely absolutely fucking HAM. Even when he actually takes damage and has a chance of losing it just seems like he steps up his game and comes out the other end victorious somehow.
Yhorm is by far the strongest here, but Sulyvhan's got a stronger and ruthless army. The biggest flaws for Yhorm are his weapons hitboxes (only with single enemies) and his easy reposting, which in the final round killed him so easily.
But still, if we take Yhorm out from game mechanics, Is basically the strongest being in DS3 world, in pole position with Slave Knight Gael, followed by Nameless King, Soul of Cinder and maybe Darkeater Midir.
(I'm italian, sorry for my cheap grammar)
In most 1v1 boss fights, Yhorm is nearly impossible to kill. Beating Yhorm requires a reliable source of stagger, which means either a lot of damage at once or sustained damage over time. Since Yhorm had abnormally high resistance against everything, most bosses can't deal enough damage to break his poise.
The exception is Midir. While most bosses perform a few high damage attacks before withdrawing, Midir has a sustained fire breath and laser attack. Because Yhorm is so big, the flames are guaranteed to deal multiple ticks of damage across his hitbox, consistently staggering him and exposing his vulnerable head for even more damage.
For this reason, Midir is the only boss that can consistently beat Yhorm.
@@davidhong1934 They have an interesting dynamic of having reasonably fair fights with somewhat equal odds of beating one another. I don't know of any other bosses where a duel's result could go either way.
Your grammar is just fine bro .
Well said
I think you can do away with the « maybe », Midir is definitely one of the strongest beings of DS3.
You could (should) add Lothric and Lorain and Demon Prince though.
I dont think soul of cinder is as strong as midir and nameless king...
The second round Pontiff’s like: “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
BROOOOO At first I was like "Total War: Dark Souls!?"
it will be a good mod btw
Or good new title
I want someone to make a mod where gargoyles hhave hank hill's head and the name is changed to propaned capital
Fuck sake lmao
Yessssssss
and yet Yhorm remain the lonely Giant.
see how he was looking for Siegward after the battle, so sad.
Battle: *begins*
Centipedes: *"guess i'll die"*
This is actually a pretty neat idea, making location mobs fight each other. Hope we'll see more of it!
Well if we're doing kingdoms...
May i suggest: Everything in Cathedral of the Deep VS everything in Farron Keep.
Poor Farron keep other than the grus itll be a massacre
It's like Deacons, Cathedral Knights, Slave Giants, Grubs, Rotten flesh, Kirk and other shit VS Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, big Ghrus, Ghrus, Ghrus, Darkwraiths, Ghrus and Crabbo.
Seeing Vordt alongside Pontiff, Dancer and the Outrider Knights was so cool to see! i need more
Yhorm: “Guys, we did it. We won...guys.......guys?
1:20 I see siegard next to Yhorm his friend and i have to clap in applause. such a nice touch.
There's something very wholesome about Siegward helping his friend Yhorm defend the Profane Capital