Im half convinced if a t95 and MAUS actually encountered each other in battle, they would just hop out of their tank and play a chess match to determine who wins.
The problem with this thing, is that aphe shells (especially from the long 88 on most german tanks) dont detonate once they pen the cupolas. So this thing is frontally immune.
Plot twist : That tigerII is actually a blind people who use his listening sense to find a target and he regonize the sound of T-95 he already knew he cant pen angled 300 mm front armor and let phly kill him.
I feel like a T95 is a blackhole. It's super hard to find, the army lost on for years and that tiger couldn't find it either. Gotta love how the Maus looked at the tiger back at you, to the tiger, you killed the tiger and the maus turret just stopped moving like it was a facepalm.
One thing people always seem to underestimate when faced with a T95 is the frankly hilarious hull traverse speed the bunker is capable of. Seriously, that just has to be for game balance, right? How can something so immobile spin that damned fast?
@@somethingelse9440 unfortunately lysek doesn't mean anything as far as I know :D i and y in polish are completely different sounding letters (i mean ok, in english too, i guess we have them kinda swapped?)
"lis"="fox" and this "ek" at the end makes this word soft and you can read it as "young fox" or "tiny fox" or just "fox" (but you want to say that in a warm way or you are a kid yourself) if you have infront of it "mały"="small"->"mały lisek" then you can translate it as "baby fox" or "tiny young fox" or "cub of fox". But in case of someone nick i would read as: this player was young when he made this account. ;)
I remember when I was still playing in arcade battles, I drove the T-54 (47) and saw how Troy tried to destroy the T95, they broke everything, and the crew was alive, they tried to set it on fire, but it didn't work, then I burned it out from the fire
My favorite T95 map is 38th Parallel, southern team. I spawn in on the east side, head north-east, and take the first turn west. Shortly thereafter, an opening between the rocks to the north gives me a perfect place from which to absorb frontal shots for days, while not taking fire from the sides. It's hilarious.
0:46 well you see the type 95 is quite cleverly disguised as a slowly moving heap of garbage, so on a cluttered urban battlefield it is actually quite hard to spot.
Every video I wonder how he knew where an enemy tank was, how he saw a tank when I can’t see it on a big screen tv, and how he can tell the difference between, and the weaknesses in, different tanks. Blows my mind
The earliest I've ever been to a youtube upload. Love you Phly. Don't stop being the best. The only channel that can distract me from watching World Strongest man channels *Fun fact* ~ the t95 passed all of its trials and almost made it into Service
You know what I don’t like about volumetric? When I side shot a T-44 in my Tiger from 5 metres away and that weird top plate and bottom plate gap makes it bounce away and shatter the round. I also hate that I had a %500 booster on that round
As a world of tanks player AND war thunder player (I despise both), I can safely say they are fucking blind. Hell, world of tanks is a bit worse cause of all the damn lemmings.
Fun fact the outer two track take on most of the vehicles weighing I do believe 70% because the suspension of them are a bit stronger then the iner tracks which is why it’s so maneuverable when it turns
"Now" that you had a taste of the phrench 90mm armor piercing baguettes with the Bat Chat, why don't try out the heat croissants oph the AMX-13-90? Attempt #223
Phly, you've brung back the "Everybody" into right?. Well, there has been a certain song kinda stuck _In My Head_ phor a while that you could bring back! Attempt #6
Nice plot for a movie. T-95 crew jumps ten years into the future into the Korean war and have to fight to get back:) Then they could jump back in time and fight as a battering ram until they could get back into the second world war :)
One tip for the T-95. Make sure to use your crew with the highest Field Repair score, cause you are going to be repairing your barrel. A lot. Like, really a lot.
I got the T28 and in my second game I pushed a squad of Tiger Es with a Tiger 2P who where camping out base, with the help of American CAS I was able to kill 3 of them and recapture the point. Also bounced 20+ 88mm shells
For those of you who thought he was talking about leopard the animal it's not. It's a German tank named after the animal itself. It's from the Cold war era.
I've one shot a T95 once or twice with Italian (R3 106? or Fiat?), it blew up so big it was like experiencing the opening of a Christmas present with the amount of joy
Phly, you've been sent back in time as Semyon Konovalov; his KV-1 tank crew destroyed 16 German tanks, two armored vehicles, and 8 trucks in a combat action. Setting: a Custom Sim Battle or Realistic for you against some other TH-camrs/community. (Sim would seem better than Realistic in this case via limiting view like in an actual tank and making it like the historical battle situation) You (or whoever is the KV-1) have a few minutes at the start to position wherever you want on one of the large forested maps, and then 16 others begin a search how they want. Attempt #25
I've been trying to get my brother to play and every single time we get his 2.0 or 2.3 tank, it's a full 3.0 or 3.3 BR uptier. So not only does he have no experience, he has NO upgrades (10 km/h tanks) and half a tech tree (no BR backups), he also gets to face full uptiers non-stop. So we go "screw it, maybe it's always 3.0, so now you have a Sherman 105 lets go 3.0". SOLID 4.0 NON-STOP with stock, no-upgrade Sherman 105 with like 32mm of pen. And Gaijin wonders why it can't get more players--because it treats them like disposable NPCs that are supposed to be slaughtered for the amusement of the long-term players. Why would my brother spend money, or hell even his time, on an experience like this?
Love this thing, every time my barrel gets destroyed I cry a little Doom turtle lives as of October 2020 From texture bugs, rubber banding, spawn campers in RB WT is a mess but, a decent mess, BR being messed up too good teams are so rare too
It’s one of my favorite tanks. Look for medium range engagements as that’s where you excel. Also remember that you are slow and can be outmaneuvered with the caveat that you have a fast turn rate.
On volumetric shells, Spookston had an idea that I agree with. Decrease the volume of the shell by like 30%-50% that way itll somewhat model the way shells would wedge and deform to get through weak spots. This way they'll still be more than a pixel, but they'll be able to pen a little more reliably. What do you think though?
14:35 Phly: No... Let's not do this. Maus: I need to do this... Phly: We could have been something together ;-; Maus: I must go. Phly: We could have done something, Maus! Don't do this to me!! Maus: If only I had more time... Phly and Maus: The Forbidden Love 2020
How is the T-95 Doom Turtle so good at hiding behind bushes...EVEN IN REAL LIFE!?! But seriously, the prototype was lost behind a tiny bush for decades. The images are hilarious.
Passive of the T-95:
*turns invisible when standing still*
worked in real life too
"It's vision is based on movement"
@@jammygamer8961 High intellect joke lol
Wait how does it stand?
Drax-95
going up a hill in the T-95 is like the interstellar meme "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 31 years"
More like every un upgraded heavy tank
No Need for going uphill just moving simply "This little move is gonna cost us 31 years"
haha I broke the 200 like
Haha funi number
Im half convinced if a t95 and MAUS actually encountered each other in battle, they would just hop out of their tank and play a chess match to determine who wins.
i mean if they did that would go like this
t-95 commander: gets out of tank with everyone else
maus commander: light em up!!
1-95 crew: all die
@@jo9622 other way around really
@@goldeneagle3088 yeah your probably right
They would use their MGs to draw out a game of tic-tac-toe. It would be just as effective as fighting each other XD.
Indeed.
Only the most respectable commanders get to wield such mighty tools of warfare.
"Why dont you see a T95"
>American army losing the T95 in a field for 27 years.
*Sweat in American*
Wait really ? 😂😂
@@lostevil333 yeap they did
It was behind a far smaller bush, too
@@alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744 daamn
@@johnfrancisterne1072 😂😂
"Ayyy I'm walking eaaarrrr" *Hears distant A-10 warthog*
BrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrRrRrr
@@glasslicker2829 Same u said but *t* at end. A-10 goes BrRrrRrrrrRrrRRt
Well since sound travels slower than shells, if you hear an A-10 shooting it means someone else died and you're safe (for now) :)
That a10 won’t pen
A10 can't penetrate thicc T95
Me: I want wide putin
Mom: we have wide Putin at home
Wide Putin at home:
This is so much better mom!
Wide trump*
@Alexander Allen Remember... no russian
*thicc*
T95: I’ve mastered the art of standing so incredibly still I turn invisible
Edit: I put it back for u to see it:)
Other tanks - No you aren't
BMP-2: hi drax
It just a turtle that why no one see nothing
Stole comment
No it’s not
Drax: stands still to become invisible, still gets seen
T95: nah you're doing it wrong, you gotta wiggle a little too
Thumbnail is the most accurate visual representation of what a t95 looks like in the heat of a match
That thumbnail is the best thing I've ever seen
@@FQP-7024, don’t tell me u got your feelings hurt
@@FQP-7024 ??? I mean its not that hard to figure out
T-9500
Looks like the KV-3 from WoT
Object 295
Enemy: Oh dammit it a T-95
Other player" Just shoot the barrel
*T95 proceeds to pirouette on a dime*
*boing!*
Maus - proceeds to continuously shoot T95
T95 - *Your free trail of living has now expired*
"trail"
Maus and T95 sitting together in a tunnel , wholesome asf
Have to appreciate the engineering genius of using only 500 horses to move 90+ tons
With 13 km/h only lol
86.2 tons,metric tons isn’t the same as American short tons.
"When an immovable object meet an unstoppable force". Maus and t95 both bunkers
"Behold the one thing greater than yourself!"
More like immovable object meets immovable object
Cheat fs
@@giovanniscarano2027 **laughs in angled 305mm armor**
@@zacklp3844 haha yeah that’s stops leopard heat fs
0:36 Even in the game the T-95's impressive camouflage is perfectly recreated
Drives through tunnel Kalm
Sees maus panik
He’s blind kalm
The naus literally said bo with his turret he qanted peace
The problem with this thing, is that aphe shells (especially from the long 88 on most german tanks) dont detonate once they pen the cupolas. So this thing is frontally immune.
At least the maus can pen it frontally come next update (apheds 317 pen at 500m)
Laughs in bmp-1 atgm
As someone playing t95 frequently: everyone somehow hits the cupolas and somehow always 1 shots.
Happens quite often 😅
@@Lord_Juvens not from anything with a long 88
@@the_mad_bear3683 **Laughs in revenge bomb**
Maus: (*Wrecked into oblivion by bombs*)
T95:🎵 *making my way downtown walking fast*🎵
Plot twist : That tigerII is actually a blind people who use his listening sense to find a target and he regonize the sound of T-95 he already knew he cant pen angled 300 mm front armor and let phly kill him.
Imagine 10 other people just pushing or towing this absolute chad
It's got a maximum speed, gear won't allow higher speed. Even downhill of when being pushed by others. Sadly :D
I had a game with 5 together. Poland. Going to A. It's horrible for.the enemy to watch. Until they drove a bomb.
Phly: drives a gaint doom turtle towards 2 hostiles.
Also Phly: kills King Tiger.
Maus: Hey, what happened?
Phly: posts
Me: I am speed
same
@@colew4150 ive never been this early lmao
Phly: What year am I in?
Me who has seen a movie about time travel: Because the T-95 is so slow years past as you drove across the battlefield.
T95 is one of the most badass looking tanks ever. I always wanted to get this tank in any tank game (War Thunder/World Of Tanks/ World of Tanks Blitz)
I feel like a T95 is a blackhole. It's super hard to find, the army lost on for years and that tiger couldn't find it either. Gotta love how the Maus looked at the tiger back at you, to the tiger, you killed the tiger and the maus turret just stopped moving like it was a facepalm.
One thing people always seem to underestimate when faced with a T95 is the frankly hilarious hull traverse speed the bunker is capable of. Seriously, that just has to be for game balance, right? How can something so immobile spin that damned fast?
Congratulations on creating a cursed image with the thumbnail.
BTW: "Lisek" has accent on E not K (as most polish words) and should be read more like "LYSEK" - it means baby fox btw.
What the heck i just played with a player named "lysek" he was playing 5.3 challenger
@@somethingelse9440 unfortunately lysek doesn't mean anything as far as I know :D i and y in polish are completely different sounding letters (i mean ok, in english too, i guess we have them kinda swapped?)
As Pole I agree
"lis"="fox" and this "ek" at the end makes this word soft and you can read it as "young fox" or "tiny fox" or just "fox" (but you want to say that in a warm way or you are a kid yourself) if you have infront of it "mały"="small"->"mały lisek" then you can translate it as "baby fox" or "tiny young fox" or "cub of fox".
But in case of someone nick i would read as: this player was young when he made this account. ;)
@@Bialy_1 tak
Now imagine if the T95 had the 155mm that it has in World of Tanks.
Or the Tortoise had the 120mm L1A1
Absolutely disgusting thought
I LOVE IT
**SLAPS 200MM ON DOOM TURTLE** hehehehehehehehehehehe
I really don't know if that maus was trolling or he is genuinely blind
I think he was smart enough to know he couldn’t pen the front of the t-95, but there’s a chance he just like scope cam all game
Ive been waiting for another t95 video for so long im so happy
"Welcome to skill" Merch when?
That's what I wanna know
I remember when I was still playing in arcade battles, I drove the T-54 (47) and saw how Troy tried to destroy the T95, they broke everything, and the crew was alive, they tried to set it on fire, but it didn't work, then I burned it out from the fire
The t95 has mastered the art of standing so still that they become completely invisible
My favorite T95 map is 38th Parallel, southern team. I spawn in on the east side, head north-east, and take the first turn west. Shortly thereafter, an opening between the rocks to the north gives me a perfect place from which to absorb frontal shots for days, while not taking fire from the sides. It's hilarious.
I love volumetric, only when it doesn't add 2 plates together just because they touch
0:46 well you see the type 95 is quite cleverly disguised as a slowly moving heap of garbage, so on a cluttered urban battlefield it is actually quite hard to spot.
“Keep the Vickers alive because the Vickers is my friend”
Every video I wonder how he knew where an enemy tank was, how he saw a tank when I can’t see it on a big screen tv, and how he can tell the difference between, and the weaknesses in, different tanks. Blows my mind
If you play long enough, one learns these things
day 9: of asking phly to play rise of flights again cause the last time he played was like 4 years ago
The earliest I've ever been to a youtube upload.
Love you Phly. Don't stop being the best.
The only channel that can distract me from watching World Strongest man channels
*Fun fact* ~ the t95 passed all of its trials and almost made it into Service
Day 91: play the Ju 87 B its had a sound change
Your commitment
Can I just hang in there?
Play the Ju87 with the sick Gunpod modification. Gives it 12 additional MGs.
It's like sex in mud.
Disgusting.
@@zauniblanke1588 if u want to I’ll try and remember tomorrow
senpai will notice you sometime. i promise.
@@Blakeistidy that would be very nice :)
0:43 Got myself a new ringtone!
What is this Phly and Bo post in t a 30 minutes time stamp? Is this a miracle?
You know what I don’t like about volumetric? When I side shot a T-44 in my Tiger from 5 metres away and that weird top plate and bottom plate gap makes it bounce away and shatter the round. I also hate that I had a %500 booster on that round
HEY PHLY I know it was you , and now im in your video , best day ever !! btw "lisek " means "fox" so foxPL :)
I love how attached Phly got to lisek over the course of the game. wholesome!
"What year am I in?"
I ask myself that every time I get into battle.
I want centre back to where we had 2 type 75's and three tortoises (including me) pushing a t-95 all in a massive conga line. It was hilarious.
I wonder how they didnt see that HUGE tank from that distance... i wonder how did they get to tier 6 lol
As a world of tanks player AND war thunder player (I despise both), I can safely say they are fucking blind. Hell, world of tanks is a bit worse cause of all the damn lemmings.
At least they didn't lose it for 27 years
Fun fact the outer two track take on most of the vehicles weighing I do believe 70% because the suspension of them are a bit stronger then the iner tracks which is why it’s so maneuverable when it turns
The thumbnail was like: HEHE I like ya cut G!
THANK YOU! (fellow volumetric ammo lover here)
I was like "Oh new war thunder video from phly *looks at the profile picture*. No this is not phly, opens the video anyway and sees it is phly.."
0:11 FINALLY!!! I've been waiting this day for years
When I was a kid I use to think the bmp stood for Bain mattle tank like mbt
“Bain Mattle pank?” Sounds like something from an anime
“Well guys welcome to the jungle”
Me: “well what’s left of it with you driving the worlds biggest flapjack through it”
Lol PhlyDaily knows about the meme of our school 😂
Omg that "welcome to skill" moment at 16:22 was such a massive flex hahahahaha
T 95 standing still
Other tank:I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
"Now" that you had a taste of the phrench 90mm armor piercing baguettes with the Bat Chat, why don't try out the heat croissants oph the AMX-13-90?
Attempt #223
Thanks for helping me wake up Phly. Something FUN to watch while i get that sweet coffee
i miss playing war thunder:(
Okay I literally just unlocked the t95 today and the memes are legit, the thing is literally indestructible to everything apart from planes
I really appreciate you work in edeting and aaaaallll, but hear me out phly (starts whispering in your ear): Old Intro Music xD
Imo its terrible as an intro.
"its always nice to have someone there with you " i agree, they make good bait
Phly, you've brung back the "Everybody" into right?. Well, there has been a certain song kinda stuck _In My Head_ phor a while that you could bring back!
Attempt #6
"If I don't look it in the eye, it'll go away."
Nice plot for a movie.
T-95 crew jumps ten years into the future into the Korean war and have to fight to get back:)
Then they could jump back in time and fight as a battering ram until they could get back into the second world war :)
One tip for the T-95. Make sure to use your crew with the highest Field Repair score, cause you are going to be repairing your barrel. A lot. Like, really a lot.
Hmm interesting birthday gift for me.....
Thanks!
0:11 POV: law suits and cease and desist letters are raining on your house like propaganda dropped from bombers during a siege
The Thumbnail though and imagine if the T95 Doom Turtle was in Vietnam like in 0:11
15:25:
Phly: Aw man it’s time for a comeback
T95: Proceeds forward at three miles and hour.
Me, peaceful little T95.
The Wild Object 120: I'm about to end this guys whole career.
Clonk.
Strait through the mantlet.
I got the T28 and in my second game I pushed a squad of Tiger Es with a Tiger 2P who where camping out base, with the help of American CAS I was able to kill 3 of them and recapture the point. Also bounced 20+ 88mm shells
For those of you who thought he was talking about leopard the animal it's not. It's a German tank named after the animal itself. It's from the Cold war era.
I've one shot a T95 once or twice with Italian (R3 106? or Fiat?), it blew up so big it was like experiencing the opening of a Christmas present with the amount of joy
I'm excited for another episode of Tankdaily
How long has multiple tow cable connections been a thing for ground vehicles?
Phly, you've been sent back in time as Semyon Konovalov; his KV-1 tank crew destroyed 16 German tanks, two armored vehicles, and 8 trucks in a combat action.
Setting: a Custom Sim Battle or Realistic for you against some other TH-camrs/community. (Sim would seem better than Realistic in this case via limiting view like in an actual tank and making it like the historical battle situation)
You (or whoever is the KV-1) have a few minutes at the start to position wherever you want on one of the large forested maps, and then 16 others begin a search how they want.
Attempt #25
I just randomly subbed but it was well worth it, keep up the good content!
the t95 was a prototype american heavy tank destroyer. it was never deployed cause it was super expensive, a gas guzzler, and prone to getting stuck
not really, the real reason why it was never deployed was when it was ready, the Siegfried Line is already done, which is the true purpose of T95/T28
I really like the little demonstration of the battleplan on the map, it’s a fun touch!
14:35
ARE YOU TELLIN ME HE KNEW HE COULD PEN THAT MAUS THE WHOLE ASS TIME AND JUST DECIDED TO FUCK AROUND
I've been trying to get my brother to play and every single time we get his 2.0 or 2.3 tank, it's a full 3.0 or 3.3 BR uptier. So not only does he have no experience, he has NO upgrades (10 km/h tanks) and half a tech tree (no BR backups), he also gets to face full uptiers non-stop. So we go "screw it, maybe it's always 3.0, so now you have a Sherman 105 lets go 3.0". SOLID 4.0 NON-STOP with stock, no-upgrade Sherman 105 with like 32mm of pen. And Gaijin wonders why it can't get more players--because it treats them like disposable NPCs that are supposed to be slaughtered for the amusement of the long-term players. Why would my brother spend money, or hell even his time, on an experience like this?
Phly: I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye...
Love this thing, every time my barrel gets destroyed I cry a little
Doom turtle lives as of October 2020
From texture bugs, rubber banding, spawn campers in RB WT is a mess but, a decent mess, BR being messed up too
good teams are so rare too
T-95:Hello!
Maus: what i thought the russians only have T-44s
I've just unlocked my T95 and seeing you play it now is too cool! :D
It’s one of my favorite tanks. Look for medium range engagements as that’s where you excel. Also remember that you are slow and can be outmaneuvered with the caveat that you have a fast turn rate.
On volumetric shells, Spookston had an idea that I agree with. Decrease the volume of the shell by like 30%-50% that way itll somewhat model the way shells would wedge and deform to get through weak spots. This way they'll still be more than a pixel, but they'll be able to pen a little more reliably. What do you think though?
Volumetric: *makes T95 gun useless*
T95: I HATE U!!!!!
Volumetric: yer cupola is not a kill shot now
T95: Oh ya.... I love you now
I got surrounded by 5 T95s the other day and I was playing as an anti-air, that is the definition of insanity and desperation
Where you killed
I like the moment when phly reads the Polish nickname "lisek".
Lisek means fox
14:35
Phly: No... Let's not do this.
Maus: I need to do this...
Phly: We could have been something together ;-;
Maus: I must go.
Phly: We could have done something, Maus! Don't do this to me!!
Maus: If only I had more time...
Phly and Maus: The Forbidden Love 2020
Little did they know there was a boss battle...THE GIANT ENEMY T95!
How is the T-95 Doom Turtle so good at hiding behind bushes...EVEN IN REAL LIFE!?!
But seriously, the prototype was lost behind a tiny bush for decades. The images are hilarious.
That Tiger II driver from the intro is how 99% of my teammates are at top tier.
During the worst year ever something good finally showed out of all of this. ply's 1 million subs!!! Congrats Ply!