Latex is conductive to consciousness. Olmec ancestor's spirits will come and haunt everybody who massacres Stretch Armstrongs for re-enacting already existing mad internet videos without gain of knowledge.
💩 Do not repeat again and again the same stupid destruction poop! 💩 It's a crime against the planet and waste of non-renewable resources. Latex conducts consciousness. Olmec ancestors will come and haunt you for every Stretch Armstrong unnecessarily massacred for re-enacting the same already existing silly internet videos. Never forget, rubber tree farmers still get enslaved in Asia for tapping the latex. *Make science - not mindless destruction!*
@@AerialTheShamen While it's a nice sentiment, the blame for our climate issues should go on companies who use harmful methods and materials to produce these in the first place. Destroying a stretch armstrong has no actual impact on slavery.
Having discovered your channel today, I've been binge watching the last 3 hours now, and though I've often smiled at certain parts, this made me smile throughout. And I'm not even talking about the clear and eye-opening way you explain and elucidate sometimes quite complex physical and chemical issues, which is the REAL joy! Greetings from Belgium!
@@thesyn6985 not the case with arrow becuse the pole is smaller then the head that's the whole point of arrows the make a bigger hole then they can plug so the targets bleed out
RIP Stretch, you're ability to reshape following heavy abuse was outstanding. The lesson here is that however tough you think you are, there is always something tougher out there
@@ferero6642 chill out dude.... Firstly we didn't have neodymium magnets in medeival era. Secondly, humans had devised way more brutal methods of execution using literally anything so I meant to say that if we had these devices then somehow or the other they'd be put to use in execution and all because of the mindset of the people back then 😁
he convinced me to swallow him and i did. I was in the hospital for a day because i couldnt breathe snd they had to do some weird shit to me. I was 11.
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“Oh this hurts”
Proceeds to put on more coins.
@@spideraba769 Why is more coins wrong
As soon as he said oh This hurts I saw your comment LOL
@@Thegame-ux3zp not funny didnt laugh
@@tbcq what... when were they trying to be funny???
gqob_osu you just said the driest shit ever
This would make a horrific Toy Story scene.
And a toy funeral
It would be like toy Star Wars or something
all the other toys watching this in hiding
Cerberean yess
Funeral
ImJaybow yee
"lets put him on the sacrificing alter"
a true maniac.
Read this right after he said that
Say psych right now
Latex is conductive to consciousness. Olmec ancestor's spirits will come and haunt everybody who massacres Stretch Armstrongs for re-enacting already existing mad internet videos without gain of knowledge.
@@legendarywolf3316 *sike sorry m8
Altar tho
Kid - "Dad where is Stretch Armstrong?"
Him -"I sacrificed him on the altar."
Understandable, have a good day
@5:26 18+
A small price to pay for a TH-cam video
True
Wow I’m the thousandth like
"I'll save you, Stretch Armstrong! Oh no! My hammer!"
"Quick! Get my crowbar! Oh no!"
**proceeds to squeeze his head**
Lol
“No no no! Not the chainsaw!”
"Oh god! Why the hell is the Titanic coming out of the sea!"
“I’ll save you stretch Armstrong! Oh no my hammer”
That’s probably the worst thing he could have said, especially if stretch was alive
What about "that's making him leak, let's put that back in"
@@joel.759 True. That probably would be worse!
5:46 Start
This man just straight up flexing his massive 1943 steel penny collection
Right??? I have around a dozen or so, but I want moooore. Always mooore.
Thank you for this comment. I’m not american and i was so confused as to why the penny weren’t copper 😂
How the fuck did he get his hands on so many of them
@@ShredGod7404 ebay and TH-cam money lol
Oh wait 1943 pennies are actually valuable/different??? I see a hundred of those at work
Things you don't want your doctor to say: "Oh that's leaking, let's put that back in"
"Plug him back up :)"
"It's like he's wearing heavy chainmail now, haha!"
You fool. HE HAS BECOME THE CHAINMAIL.
Yep--He has
OH GOD
B-Bakana!
Tell me why right has i read this he just said it
I read this as he said that lol
Stretch Armstrong: **dying**
Him: **laughs**
armstrong;s-s-save me atcon.... blah
me; nooo *cries* RIP armmm *sobbs*
1 like=1 prayer for
arm
I don't know why I found this comment so entertaining
Turtle boi cause you dumb
Kidding😝
The face of evil
him: "ughh this hurts"
also him: *keeps adding more coins *
Proof that this guy enjoys science and educating more than i enjoy tabasco on cheetos, spicy stuff, that would be a cool video.
Psychopath approved
anythink in the name of science :D
Looks at the marks it left of my hand there * *haha* *
That's how I learned he is probably going to die by being stabbed by a *coin*
Why does everyone like killing stretch Armstrong
geckobot why would we not
@Minimize true true
💩 Do not repeat again and again the same stupid destruction poop! 💩
It's a crime against the planet and waste of non-renewable resources. Latex conducts consciousness. Olmec ancestors will come and haunt you for every Stretch Armstrong unnecessarily massacred for re-enacting the same already existing silly internet videos. Never forget, rubber tree farmers still get enslaved in Asia for tapping the latex.
*Make science - not mindless destruction!*
@@AerialTheShamen
K
@@AerialTheShamen While it's a nice sentiment, the blame for our climate issues should go on companies who use harmful methods and materials to produce these in the first place. Destroying a stretch armstrong has no actual impact on slavery.
Man, i kind of feel bad for the stretch armstrong.
He just finished working on his beach body! Now he is screwed...
What is this? I can’t see who commented this!
i see what you did there 😏
Datta no you don’t you can’t see him
John Cena why are you everywhere
lol
"Oh that's making him leak, let's put that back in." Medical treatment at its best 👍
Omg I read this comment when he actually saw it
@@itsfadixx Nice timing!
@@itsfadixx same
What song is on the last video?
Docter: How did you manage to cut your hand in half?
Him: I let a giant neodymium magnet pull pennies through my hand...
@Top Lobster oh no
@Top Lobster man, you have some really interesting ideas.
The fact that Cock piecing is real make it actually worse
@seaxaehawtraiepist not all the time it does
Having discovered your channel today, I've been binge watching the last 3 hours now, and though I've often smiled at certain parts, this made me smile throughout. And I'm not even talking about the clear and eye-opening way you explain and elucidate sometimes quite complex physical and chemical issues, which is the REAL joy! Greetings from Belgium!
He’s laughing hysterically as stretch arm strong is withering in pain
You’re laughing. Stretch Armstrong is getting tortured and you’re laughing.
@@jwaj Yes
@@jwaj how about another joke jwaj?
“I’ll save u stretch arm strong”
*flashbacks to him putting screws into his body*
R.i.p stretch the surgery didn’t go as plannned u will be missed
Dont worry he cant die
No he wont
I get this reference!
😭😭😭😭😭
Zenstillon
Him: 'Oh, look at that!'
Stretch Armstrong: 'Pls no...'
Him: **sadistic laughter**
I'm your 100th liker here & bye.
Doctor pulls arrow from shoulder
Sees blood
DOCTOR: Oh that’s making him leak
*casually puts arrow back*
The Syn woooosh
@@thesyn6985 not the case with arrow becuse the pole is smaller then the head that's the whole point of arrows the make a bigger hole then they can plug so the targets bleed out
SomeEpicDoge amazing, was looking for this comment
Yes
BRUHH
Him: *Ill save u*
Also him: *Ugh its leaking lets put that back in*
Armstrong: *Still leaking*
School nurses: an ice pack will do just fine I say
I made it at 69 likes
@@ejosjek52.87 ty
@@Jxydidddd np
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Okay, let's lay him down on the sacrificing alter"
Fox GΔMING *satan noises*
Altar.
Fox GΔMING XD
Altar.
OMG 666 LIKES!!?
History will always remember you for your contribution to science, Armstrong👍
@rape101scenes why do you hate stretch armstong he ain’t a n*****
Stretch Armstrong: I cannot be pierced
Neodymium magnet: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Yeah
Is that in the commercial?
@@parker-boy98 no i just made it up lol
Yeet
@@artifexmusic lmao made up. Psych! That's the wrong number!
“Now let’s start dropping things on him”
*stabs nail through chest*
“Hahaha”
Todd Dodd, actually that was a screw
Sparklees I think stretch Armstrong is only toy I would screw
JDEK Productions
r/cursedcomments
That’s a murder also that a screw
Todd Dodd that be a screw and I can’t tell but I think it’s a Philips
What no one wants to hear the doctor says.
"Oh that's making him leak. Let's put that back in."
maskednil that sounds really wrong
@@bruhhrb7062 yeah that really does sounds wrong
Oh that is.. so wrong...
Its depressing too
"I want to watch The Matrix interrogation scene."
Mom: "We have The Matrix interrogation scene at home."
The Matrix interrogation scene at home: 4:00
Nobody:
Him: *“Ok, let’s lay him down on the sacrificing alter”*
Altar*
😂😂😂😂
You cola cola shoe
I thought this was a sacrificial altar not a torture device
“I’ll save you, Stretch Armstrong! Oh no, my hammer!”
Hahahahah
Breaking news: man bleeds to death at home. Cause of death: extremely magnetic Pennies
He would make a Great Doctor!
"Oh, that's making him leak, let's.. put that back in."
It seems stretch Armstrong couldn’t stretch his way out this one
Thats what she said
👉😏👉
@@localpieceofcheese lol
Nice
Daniel Layden it seems your mom could stretch her way out of that one
@@localpieceofcheese haha im dead
"that's making him leak, let's puts that back in"
*Continues to leak*
0:54
-DJ Khaled, The Action Lab
Beat me to it.. lol
*ANOTHER ONE*
RIP Stretch, you're ability to reshape following heavy abuse was outstanding.
The lesson here is that however tough you think you are, there is always something tougher out there
5:57 in the the middle of a surgery
Oh that's making him bleed, let's put that back in 😂
This is an underrated comment...
Just so you know u lil kid
It’s called quotation marks
Bakugo Katsuki Who are you talking to?
@@marceloguia6107 VSF CORNOOOO
6:49
cbs news:
“43-year old man dies from powerful magnet”
Poor stretch Armstrong (I totally did not try to kill him when I was younger)
I was in the car trying to break him to his death almost through him out the window
What the hell, I can't be the only one autistic enough to never want to hurt plushies or toys or something
@@Mc47Fan All me 2 is just breaks my heart even thinking about it
@@benchervek5629 but why is that?
;-;
3:23 that perfect triangle was satisfying
3:50 his neck aligns perfectly with the table
almost*
1:25 Those coins look like they're stabbing right through your hand
"K lets try to pulll him off"
*pulls on his leg*
Yes pulll
Femur stretcher
I like the risk he took to free him standing on a folding table
5:45 *grabs stretch’a face*
“Ill save you stretch Armstrong”
*proceeds to pull head off shoulders in the most brutal way imaginable*
haaahaa good comment but no likes or comments for 3 months
This is one of Diavolo's deaths.
Canonicly *YES*
Death number [REDACTED], Diavolo reincarnated as Strecth Armstrong only to be an experiment
That one kid is that from beyblade
The video is now cannon in jojo
Yeeeeee
Mom: Hey little Billy what are you doing-
Mom: ...
Imagine having that magnetic your backpack and some one accidentally throw a knife at you
Would be good if it is thrown from the back. The magnet won't let it tear ur body lol
@@poketunes2512 from the front
@@apocalypse5228 then rip
how does someone “accidentally” throw a knife at you?
You: I'll save you stretch Armstrong!
Him: Please...stop Your helping me to my death..
You: adds more metal)
When you realize that you killed an innocent.
Him: Doesn't care.
Him: *even laughs about it*
Hey that is my steam profile pic how dare you use it >:(
@@-exiled-2899 boi it's not even your art
@@bolverkr5655 wdyc I'm not talking to you so don't join to the one who is not talking to you
@@-exiled-2899 its not yours
“That’s making him leak” me: did you not see that huge leak there?
The sad music near the end is from “Franz Gordon - song for Johanna “😎
This was so cool, but I feel a sadness deep inside for Mr. Stretch. :'(
Now who will shout "Stop, Evildoers!" and then save us from them?
*"The hardest choices require the strongest wills."*
@Lil Vloss -- *"I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you."*
Thanos
Gave me anxiety. I was so scared that the change was gonna go thru his hand.
Jasmine Taylor you and me both
Braindead
"How did you get that hole in your hand?"
"I was recording a video for youtube...."
Me: In bed when call come in
Them: "Stretch Armstrong is kill"
Me: "no"
Stretch Armstrong is kill
r/copypasta
@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 r/Ihavereddit
Mik Miku Actually no I don’t. Lmao
screem kid I’m so tempted to tag r/foundthemobileuser but I know someone will tag r/foundthehondacivic
-Ah my hand hurts.
*Keeps on adding more pennies*
StrangeClouds You get the point, smartass
Sometimes pain feels good
DIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
Gabis lol
Échos act 3 3 frezze
men grow up until they're 8 years old. Afterwards they just get taller.
And hairier...
And longer
yes
@@exo-man 😏😏what thoe
I totally agree
imagine his kids just walks un while doing that
Him: ow this hurts
Also him: *tosses more coins at his hands*
Random guy at the gym: “Aye bro how much do you lift?”
The Action Lab: “Uh just some change is all.”
“Look how they massacred my boy”
It's a Sicilian message. It means Stretch Armstrong sleeps with the magnets.
Man I'm glad to see you enjoy yourself while doing this stuff, shows the excitement in your experiments, keep it up man
"More weight"
-Giles Armstrong, 1692
Hahahaha!!!!! Brillant.
"ow this hurts"
*Continues to add pennies*
@@calicoathena so? It's a funny comment, know-it-all.
And another one
Stealing comments from 9 month earlier
@@deltaid1439 one: didn't see those, two: why are you replying to this five months later
then whats your problem with that
scene with coins be like:
*ACTO 3, FREEZE!!!!1*
Im so glad im not the only one who thought that
No, it's "ACTO 3, 3 FREEZE!"
Jojo
Koichi, use your stand to defend your self against SHEER PENNY ATTACK
Ah yes a man of culture
Him: *Kills Stretch Armstrong
Vac-Man: And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Stretch Armstrong: *_Am I a joke to you?_*
Yes
You are a meme to me
"Let's lay him down on the sacrificing altar." - Action Lab, 2019
"Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!"
That's when I took my like back
*Action Lab* : "ouch, that hurts"
*Also Action Lab* "adds more pennies"
-Cough cough cough dime cough-
@@pillyprin9236 actually pennies
Alternate title: Worlds deadliest sacrifice named "The Death Screw" killing man named Stretch armstrong
also took me a while to name the sacrifice
Oh meh gosh
I am thankful to God that they didn't have neodymium magnets in the medeival era. That would have made the worst form of death punishment 😂😂
LMAO 🤣🤣 YOU'RE GENIUS
That's dark and you guys are also laughing about a brutal way of death
@@ferero6642 chill out dude....
Firstly we didn't have neodymium magnets in medeival era.
Secondly, humans had devised way more brutal methods of execution using literally anything so I meant to say that if we had these devices then somehow or the other they'd be put to use in execution and all because of the mindset of the people back then 😁
@@prathamgupta8346 altleast they had a mindset back then
I lust wanted to be morbid xd
He was a great toy....man...
He helped in so many experiments.....
You will not be forgotten Stretch Armstrong.....
Rest in peace
1:20 "Aw, this hurts..."
OK my guy, stop doing that... We get it! lmao
"Ohh that put a screw through him!" *Giggles*
Me: "You is crazy!"
3:30 : So, we saw what happened to my hand when I put it between a magnet and a couple of coins...
*PULLS OUT SHARP SCREWS AND SHRAPNELS*
“Stretch Armstrong died for your sins.”
5:52 "Ahgh, oh that's making him leak, let's put that back in"..
Why would he put it back in!?
5:57
Him: *well that looks like a little leak let’s put that back*
Me: **stares at large gaping hole 🕳 right next to it**
“Now let’s try to pull him off...”
BWAHAHAHA
You monster. What the hell did Stretch ever do to you?
Nothing. Only fr expiremental purpose
@@ijhzdicuhoisudchvoi7fvouid93 r/woosh
he convinced me to swallow him and i did. I was in the hospital for a day because i couldnt breathe snd they had to do some weird shit to me. I was 11.
I wonder how many coins it takes to go through a hand
Bruh, that's a terrifying image.
2039×e( 2×1929 )
@@cliche_5860 how did you come up with that number?
How.many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. You mean like that
Officer, yes, this one here
Your hand @ 1:28 looks so damaged, yet you persist to carry on, true legend
Using magnets to create a break in the time-space continuum, find the time stone, and save Stretch!
Your mom will live a long life
Cuz she is a legend
Legends live forever
I hope she finds the highest rank in heaven
I’m really sorry for you
Petition for him to do this with a lot bigger magnet and a human
*ITS NOT MANSLAUGHTER ITS SCIENCE*
*fbi wants to know your location*
Nice
*Aperture science would like to know your location*
@@themarauder6739 ?
4:52 "I feel nothing."
6:54 "I'm alive. And I still feel nothing"
"Ow this hurts"
Have you ever considered that the steel pennies were pushing on your constipation pressure point?
They were hitting every pressure point
Damn, constipation
RIP ARMSTRONG YOU WILL BE MISSED 😢🤧💪🏽
2019-2019
Thank you for the 33 like guys, it made my day
🐸1976-2019 RIP
Keeping it real since 1976
Strech Armstrong died for our sins nailed on the holy magnet...
The "R.I.P. Stretch Armstrong 1975 - 2019" was a nice touch.
1:40
Him: “UGH THIS HURTS”
Me: BIG FELLA TAKE EM OFF!!
Stretch Armstrong really was “SCREWED”
😂😂😂😂
r/comedycemetery
Every day hundreds of videos are posted of Armstrong resistence tests
*Stop Armstrong abuse*
#ArmstrongLivesMatters
G i n g e r l i v e s m a t t e r m o r e
Daniel Alexandre poor money it’s a waste I hate ppl when they waste idk why 😐
Wooooooooooosh
Niel armstrong goes through what Ethan did when he fought heisenburg in re8
Rip Ethan.... and Heisenburg i guess
You have the best job. So jealous as I sit in my cubicle
You laugh like someone from a horror film involving murder and torture lol
*when it goes through his hand*
TH-cam: ReCoMMeNdED FoR yOu.
1:15
1:53 this is now my new gym exercise