Why Engineers Shouldn't Defend
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- We've all been in that position when you're left to defend a deserted point. This particular Engineer is based loosely on me playing TF2, ESPECIALLY the packing up bit... Damn Scouts XD
Music used:
Neverhood OST - The Weasel Chase
Super Mario RPG Soundtrack - Victory
Various extracts from the Spongebob Soundtrack
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I don't know why Engie's cobbled together "come at me bro" makes me laugh everytime I hear it, but it does
It's called bad humour and I have it too.
*COME AT ME* b r o
Kitty Bucher Same
The "bro" sort of sounds like a voice crack 😂
my favorite is just “SUCK MY BALLS, DOC”
A yes, the famous BLU team:
-Severely traumatized medic
-Heavy that defends his hat like if it was his son
-I feel très bon!
-Engie
And im the red pyro
So your ping is so high that It can’t be represented by the current known numbers?
@@niafuckingdies752 I had a game where someone in the opposite team said: someone in the blu team has so much ping i barely hit him, and rest of the team agreed.
Pootarus hat
Lé Spai
Sputnik medork
The engineer
Lochrine -8 This is better than mine
Funny trick: Play the voice command: "Packin' Up!" and don't pack up your sentry. Pack up your teleporter.
I did that one time and guess what? 2 scouts waltzed right in and died.
You are a smartass, not joking you are
@@confederateghst4362 "We do a little tomfoolery"
@@crack4184 Welcome to TeuFort
Wait, how?
This video is literally just the life of an intermediate level engineer player: make good gear, do nothing, the move it up to make it useful and then fucing die.
story of my life
Mmhmm
as someone who is in this stage of engie,
*y e s*
We're... just trying to be useful :')
@Demooo "why medic's shouldn't defend"
"Defend, or I promise you: PAIN WITHOUT END."
"Nope."
"Please?"
"ALRIGHTY THEN"
Its pain without head
Headshots_ftw133 *end
Yeah, just found that out.
Come at me bro!
That’s the power of please kids!
Defend or I promise you pain without end.
Nope.
pLEz?
Alrighty then
:v
0:20 Heavy: BLAAAAAAAARGH *ignores the fact that he just paid over 4500$ by firing his gun until **0:20*
Well that was easy
thats how teamwork works
@@medictf2.381 :u
4:39 admit it, when you played competitive this happened at least ONCE in your life. either you were one of the scouts or were the lonely soul having to fight off these monsters.
Competitive? What's that?
I'm unfamiliar with that term. You mean casual, right?
4:47
*pfft*
Never played it though. Checkmate.
you should defend to big smoke
Sniper: “I fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”
A believe that is a portal 2 reference
Still ejects shell casing
Yellojared Animations the casing was in a casing.
The barrel just expands in width as the casing goes through with the bullet
The bullet has 2 casings
3:05 This'll always be my one of my favorite GMod animation gags
Yeah your right
But its a sfm
@@namlin Nope. all Gmod.
is that a jojo reference?
@@TheBigSad8247 Nah, it's part Gmod, but mostly SFM with how smooth the animation is.
0:50 This guy's such a good sniper, he figured out how to shoot not only the bullet, but also the casing, powder, and the untouched primer.
0:57 now where the hell did that come from lol
+edf203 magic
That's 65% more bullet!
Not to mention when he reloaded the casing fell out
"after nine years of development..."
4:16
I cant express in words how true this is. I cant even count the amount of times I was holding down a point and nothing happening for 5 minutes, only to move my stuff and get mobbed by half the other teams scouts. Life of an Engi main
People don't appericate us bud. But we keep on building anyways.
Yep.
Fun fact: The Hitman's Heatmaker actually shrinks heads
They all do
All decapitation in tf2 is just super shrinking the model's head while spawning a head gib to give the illusion
All snipers do
And apparently it fires the whole round...
Heads will shrink
I still find Heavy funny to this day no matter what's going on
3:05
Same.
Me either
cute pic +×+
Based on a true event
Same, like it’s still gonna be funny even after 7 years
3:06 me trying to avoid snipers as heavy
me as a sniper dodging others while firing at things like walls
Mateo Oletos Exactly bro
LOL me when I boot up tf2
Me when I install HL3
My pc when im downloading a game
"This point is mine!"
*Gets shot by Sniper*
"It's a trap"
0:40
Damn it ackbar
So _that's_ what he said. All I hear is "ess awss frap"
I thought he Said piss of crap
It’s from Star Wars lol
Medic on youtube: a living instrument of death.
Medic in game: living instrument of getting killed.
A good medic understands survivability and doesn't do stupid things like popping Uber too early or following a single player into a train wreck when they could stick with the team and focus on keeping the average team health up, or trying to use a heavy as a push class. A good medic actually has some pretty good survivability. A bad medic shoves their medigun up a heavy's ass for the whole game.
@Dispengineer Just keep at it. There's a lot to take into account, but the best advice I think I've ever gotten is 1. Don't attach yourself to a heavy. Spread healing to everyone. Your big russian boy can survive a few hits while you heal up other players from near death that can't. 2. Don't stack with other medics. It doesn't increase healing and just reduces the time both of you have to get uber, though definitely heal the medic. 3. Your beam is a LOT longer than you think. You don't have to be directly in the line of fire to heal someone. Stay back in safety and keep moving around. Your health is so much more important than theirs. Medic is the most important role. A good medic can carry a team, whether they realize it or not. And finally 4. It's better to pop early than late. Don't feel bad about popping uber to save yourself. You'll still be more effective alive with no uber than no uber and waiting for respawn.
@Dispengineer No problem. I absolutely recommend watching some of Array7's videos in medic survival. He really breaks down every mechanic that you should use to get better survivability and keep your team alive longer as well.
Playing medic Is pretty easy. Heal people and dont die for free points
@@abbitako I'm sorry but I think your brain died a few years ago. Reason for diagnosis: the fact that you said not getting killed as medic is easy.
At 0:47, the Sniper fires the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.
+Leo Tenkaiachi No, a reference.
Hi there Cave
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
***** But that's a good reason why not to fire the whole bullet!
colonel24567 Double Case Bullets! Their used for incase you miss with the first shot, you still have a back up primer and charge to take a second shot! But of course you need to retrieve the round, reload, return to your firing position, and take aim again. By then your target will most likely have moved or killed you so you don't see them all that much.
Everyone- "Ok, 65% more bullet per bullet"
Sniper- *Ejects casing*
Everyone- "why are we still here?
Just to suffer?"
I'm more concerned that sniper was charging a body shot what with how long it was taking for that second shot...
What?
@@scottycz4918 I was making fun of snipers who charge body shots so they don't have to bother getting the headshot.
VictorTheBrit thank you for speaking my mind
Imagine what the case would look like, that fired this "bullet"
0:36 what everyone sees before they die
MEM
That fucking scared me
*MEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*
(Crash)
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EE-E-E-EM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... *CRASH*
How much ping do you have?
The pyro: **Y E S**
I think pyro ms is 99999999999999
Pyro: ....Yea-... .. .. aah.. ... .. ea.. .. ah... .. ah.
how to be medic pro:
1.MEM
2.MEM
3.MEM
4.MEM
5. Repeat
MeeM
MeeM
Meeeeeeem
I though it was nein(no)
i love how the scouts came flooding in like a pack of seaguls who have spotted a bag of chips on the beach XD
vergames i still get flashbacks of the seagulls taking my chips. So many guns ablazing, so many bystanders dead in the crossfire.
vergames LMAOOO
😂
1:00 the sad thing about this part is that this is how TF2 Lag works....
4:27 literally the best moment in animation history.
Lol
4:40
I wholeheartedly agree
4:00 When you're too poor to buy rancho relaxo
Yes or any good taunt
Cmon bro only costs like 20 ref on scrap.tf
@@blackgoose87 *only* 20 ref lol.
oh my god, the fucking helicopter medic just got me in tears.
Tali Zorah Of sadness or laughter?
MEEEEEM
MeeMicopter.
IKR HAHAHA
1:00 ping 9000
Ping over 9999999+
Yeeesssss
ping 30k
true story
When you play on a potato pc
Bass Boosted true story.
3:05 - after all these years, I still laugh my ass off on this one.
I love how when the loose cannon's cannonball hits the spy, it doesn't even show it exploding, it just cuts to spy uneventfully soaring through the air and screaming in the funniest way possible.
I always imagined it never exploded, the force just sent the Spy careening into the sunset
1:00
Playing while your parents are watching Netflix
Ur Wifi is All to ur Parents Lol
When you get only 32KB/s (or 256kbps) of internet.
It's about internet speed.
So true. It's fucking annoying. Especially when ur parents watch Netflix all day
Trollocio wifi wifi all your wifi belong to me
3:36 that scream *LMAO*
aaAAA.
Medic be like
It's so wimpy tho! 😂😂
What is song ?
Aa
Aa
0:48 the sniper is so good that he doesn't shot the bullet he throws the bullet and casing so fast that it phases through the gun
"We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet"
-Cave Johnson
2:14 Should be an actual battle cry.
For the Scout,it fits him better.
BRUH MOMENT
Spy: *saps sentry*
Engineer:
🅱️RUH
Heavy: throws gun because he has no ammo
Me : EXUSE ME WHAT IS THAT AMMO BELT USED FOR HUH
Decoration
That spy is a spy
@@boboobob1276
No u
Heavy is too stoopid to not use ammo belt as a ammo
@@Idkwhatiam I know this is a joke but,Heavy is actually clever.
To be fair they literally just stayed at spawn and waited for Engineer. I would blame the rest of Blu for not moving out of spawn.
I think the spawn in this animation is like after life and when the next game begins they can leave.
have you heard of the respawn timer?
I think they are supposed to be simmultaneus
It seems when they die, they die for good. Other teams dead players also stayed in spawn.
Or the fact they all died rushing
4:55 I last watched this video around 5 - 6 years ago and the ending was, and still is hilarious. I was thinking why do I remember this part more than the others. I must've replayed it loads for it to get stuck in my head. This video is golden.
I still quote this videos ending with friends all the time
0:29 "i don't want that. Give me the ME-EM"
nom nom nom *ping*
It's been so long, and I still find it as one of the best Gmod videos so far.
Hoovy Tube
Then again, it's Dr. Face.
Raspy and demo vs. ninja spy was so fucking funny
gmod? THIS IS GMOD!?
Yuri
Yep. Dr. Face only works with Gmod.
Hoovy Tube
1:03 that pyro is me trying to play on this garbage computer
GuppyG you mean Glados potato?
He's playing on the glados potato, and McDonalds wifi
lag
Yes
Me with my Apple Mac that I wish was a PC
4:40 To be honest, with this Scout rush, even if Engie had a sentry placed, he still would've been murdered.
I see that the sniper bought his gun at Aperture Science.
So give me a portal gun
***** 65% more bullet per bullet.
***** We sell Sniper Rifles too
***** Hmm, do they shoot lemons that burn houses down? Or fire potatoes to be turned into cores?
Multiblue Blanket
No, they fire the entire bullet for 60% more bullet per bullet.
4:47 Best ragdoll moment
omg yes xD I concur
King D.Z.S i agree
King D.Z.S Like wtf
King D.Z.S how I capture points
That's how I jump into bed.
Did Sniper shoot.. I don't know.. the WHOLE bullet? That's, like, %60 more bullet!
60%*
Portal reference ?
TheWindowsUser92 Yes.
AmazinGames Good reference.
TheWindowsUser92 Thank you.
0:14 This part always kills me.
SAME
0:31
*Hoovy revs up medic, medic goes full MeM power*
@@Snow-jz1ux MEEEEEEEEEEEM
@@Snow-jz1ux MeEeEeEeEeEMeEeEeEeEEeeE
Meeeeeeeem copter
5:12
When the medic in your group is acting like a fool
Hahahaha
Buddy, this was 9 months ago, and you’re commenting on this person’s joke, and you’re calling them underaged because of it? This is just sad.
"Vou must vear this (idk) Hat !"
"Suck my Bones Doc."
What's a medic?
@@lead1173 well im the one who comment one of the oldest comments
2:17 waiting for you friends to show up at your party
@Jun2x808 oof
I'll be the third :>
waiting for your friends to show up at school
With a Shotgun
So your telling me that your gonna blow your friends brains out when they arrive?
4:40-5:14 I’ve been laughing so hard that my lungs, throat, and stomach hurt! 😂🤣 Keep up the great work!
"That's 65 percent more bullet, per bullet!"
-Valve
4:30 for a moment there, the control point predicted the future.
I saw it! the blu point turned red for like 0.1 seconds
MaronaPossessed >fires entire cartridge
>ejects empty casing
Go Eat A Towel BULLETCEPTION
0:30 why is spinging medic so funny
Nicky h225 kinda creepy
*Mem*
Because you watched it
What... IS a spinging copter?
Nicky h225
Its Spinning not Spinging lol
0:30 as a medic main i can confirm this is how our pockets get us to attack
1:00 when jose.gonzales2006 from Spain joins the server
@@unsalame as a latin american i can agree
@@oscarflores7100 buenas
My Spain ping is 46, good enough
@Samuel Mundy VTR
@@unsalame please get me out of Latin America
Man even years later this video still impresses me, like this is the first time i realized at 3:24 that the heavy's hat still has the bullet hole in it, outstanding stuff
3:36 I find that scream so funny.
Yes
Yeah, that’s pretty funny
Yes
Aaah
Very fun XD
1:00 mom- calls friend
Our crappy internet-
8000+ Latency ping
You still on dial-up internet, mate?
Spy getting hit by the loose cannon gets me everytime
ikr
2:30 - 2:34 Is the best part
THE MEDICS EYES ARE SO FUNNY
@Ferbottom haha very funny
"You must bear this hat of shame!"
I love how it's a gibus as well
Hat of shame muh
Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28 he said wear not bear.
Vat with ze aczents und stuff...
@@lexsamreeth8724 i was gonna say that
Still cant believe that its been almost 11 years since this masterpiece came out. These videos were my childhood
0:48 he fires the whole ass bullet, shell and all, then discharges the casing afterwards?
THATS 67% MORE BULLET! PER BULLET!
65%
Turret logic
You are objectively Wrong because of X, Y, and Z
That was figured out by the comment section back in 2013.
No need to bring it back up
Gmod my ass, this ain't Gmod, it's too good to be Gmod.
I was being sarcastic ... I know it's Gmod but what I meant with the comment was that this was really good made. :3
Docholcamap,
I know -_-
ikr
+Ari Does Gaming its sfm so its gmod models but animatedjust lettin' u know
3:05 my brain cells on my test be like
So bloody reletable
Also my strategies in reality
My *only* brain cell during my tests.
“Defend or you will feel true pain!” “Nope.” “Please?” “Alrighty then!” 🤣
I mean it’s true
Would be no prob without thee emoji
0:36, imagine that as a slender fortress monster 0_0
*Freak Fortress
*meem*
Omg lol we should ask glubable(been awhile since I've played tf2 forgot that one server) to make medic for boss
Therapist: Don’t worry the spinning medic doesn’t exist
0:37 spinning medic
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM"
--- Medic
Nice blood type mate.
*beyblade medic
Medic spins right round right round, round, round round
Helicopter medic
0:13
Before the loose cannon was nerfed:(
your profile picture gives me life
when was it nerfed???? idk bro i only use stock
gatsan It was nerfed in tough break. Now its slightly more powerful than an airblast, instead of the fus ro dah cannon it was. :(
gatsan back then it catapults anybody, even heavy, and he's hard to knockback, too!
i dont know what to put as my username oh sounds fun its still used in competitive tho cuz #gimmicks
0:31 I was just about to leave, then I laughed and watched the full video 😂
pyro.exe has stopped working
3:04 that Heavy.
Gets me EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
I feel somehow bad for blu engine 'cause for one: he ran out of beer and second: he got excused for packing his sentry and got tortured by his team
Blu engine XD
Are you sure its blue engine!?
XD
* playing MvM *
Scout: misses $800
Everyone: 4:57 - 5:11
More like 4$
*ah yes,scout is basically playing as engineer*
0:48 “You had one job”
Edit: I’m not saying ‘bout how sniper miss the shot, I was talking about the bullet
Not to mention, the bullet had the casing, making it bigger,
As cave Johnson once said,
“That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”
Acemasters Johnson
So it’s the same bullet shoot by the turrets
And the bullet reverses it’s rifling at about 0:49
Double the casings, 130% more bullet per bullet
1:00
Rare footage of me trying to play TF2 with lag.
aka high ping.
weak signal struggles. :(
0:36
When your girl says she is home alone and asks if you can come over.
DittoMaster6 XD
I hate rubberbanding.
4:31 There's 1 frame where the control point is red
Just wanted to say that
I saw that
I see it
SFM is broken
Edit: I hate autocorrect
iRED oh god I saw it x~x
iRED saw it
4:24 “Well I guess I better MOVE THAT GEAR UP”
PACKIN' UP
1:44 The most seductive "alright" ever uttered
0:32 1:49
MeM-Copter Snort-Copter
Also yeeeeee copter 1:50
thank you for your service
U missed another MeM-copter at 1:48
3:06 And the heavy-copter
0:36 how I play medic on a crit sever
don't melee a medic
You mean x10?
trust me you dont need to go on a crit server to have 100 crit chance as medic
:v
When I get forced to be medic
2:15 this is so me playing as engineer😂😂
2:14
4:44 is me
3:05
Funniest part
EYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA
*JAM*
AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYE
impalaman32 I agree
EEYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Jam*
AAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaa
Yes
No 5:12 was
"You had one job, one job"
Well Heavy, you had one job to capture a point, AND YOU HAD BACKUP
and pay 400 000 dollars
+SciRei Fireshock
No. Capturing points is scout's job. :P
+SciRei Fireshock Then a dino came out.
+SciRei Fireshock
Yeah but the enemy team had a freakin velociraptor!
+SciRei Fireshock To be fair, this goes back to blaming everything on the Engie. Sentry not by a vital point? Blame the engie. Dispenser not in a place where you need it, blame the engie. No dispenser? blame the engie. No sentry? Blame the engie. One engie defends the intel against 15 guys then get obliterated by an ubercharged demoman/spy blitz and point captured/intel stolen? Blame the engie.
It's like folks forget that the engie needs lots of help at times, but also, it's easier to blame the guy who's not dying every 30 seconds.
4:39 everyone leaving school be like
HAHAHHA ACCURATE
The teacher: 4:43
More like Engie being that poor shmuck standing in the way of the incoming stampede.
This isn’t your first time watching the video and you know it.
This is my first time… but its going to my random playlist…
The Animal channel 4:36
and you can see the wild scout attacks in groups hunting for prey....
sorry I dont understand tf2 freak
Oh XD!!
XD
Their habitat is enemy or newly captured control points
They will attack any prey within their territory.
If you look VERY carefully, the point turns red at 4:31
i was about to call you a dummkopf,but then,not the scouts capping it,was it the spy?
kind of
How did you notice that the first time you watched it?
I noticed that to its for a half second it appears
I didn't listen so I watch vid I seen it do something but not red
I love how they hate on engie for doing a bad job when they failed harder than he did
+halosreaper1 ikr?!?!?!?
This is why you look at yourself before you look at others
Agreed
0:14 That cut with Spy flying over the horizon had me dying. It’s like he was flying because he was allergic to it as if it was Kryptonite 😂😂😂
"Engineer must defend!" aren't you literally Heavy?
Heavy can be the back bone of a push.
heavy is primarily a defense class though because of his slow speeds and high damage, it wouldn’t be ideal to push with a heavy , but there have been successful heavy pushes before. a better push would be a soldier because he can deal high amounts of splash damage.
@@anonymouscheesepie3768 Heavy isn’t really a defence class even if the game puts him in that category. He often is the spearhead of offensive pushes.
Those scouts appear to be the species of the D.I.C.S.
They don't appear to be dapper, intelligent, or cool at all though.
It could be a sub species. Maybe these mated with the hoovy and ta-da.
They probably largely fall under the F2P category.
What's the acronym
Dapper, Intellegent and Cool Scouts.
I like how the pyro died by tripping over the casing of a sniper bullet.
The lag is real.
-“Yeeees!”
-“I feel Très Bon!”
-*I HAVE SO MUCH POWER!*
alright....TIME TO MOVE!
Me-ee-ee-mm
Best two lines from the Heavy:
"Never...NEVER touch my hat!"
"You had one job...ONE job!"
..Frigging love those lines!
0:47 the bullet spins to the right before suddenly spinning to the left at about 0:49. anyone else noticed that?
Ye
It's called illusion
Oh that makes sense
A Sniper spitting out the entire cartridge is a bit too powerful too.
It's spinning one direction but because of the way we perceive things it appears to go one way and then the other.
4:05-4:50 story of my life
Packing up then a fuck ton of scouts appear
there f2p too lol
I pack up my sentry for one second and thats when a scout, pyro or demoman appears.
+Andrew Reid (Atomix888) weird, I main engi and that's never happened to me before :/
Spy's Sappin' Mah Sentry All I can say is that youre lucky.
0:26
Heavy: MEDIC! MOVE!
Medic: No!
Heavy: *Pulls a random start up for a lawn mower thingy*
0:36 Walk into the club like
MEHEHEHEHEHEHE
***** Walk into the club like 2:27
Pube in my soup xD UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH
Walk in to the club like...
4:40
Robert hale omg yes xD
''You must wear this hat of Shame!''
+reptilan 😃😅😃😕😉😣😡😛😛😲😰😛😷😳😷😧😣😧😣😍😰😛😛😰😜😰😵😕😨😕😴😣😧😰😧😷😲😰😍😛😣😳😩👀💆💪👾💪👾👿🔧🚯♏🚯😷😍😕😧🐢🏩🗽🏨🏨🗼🏩🐏🐹🐤🐰🐹🐑🐭🐴🐃
+Mike L fuck off spammer
TheEnragement Child Heck No!
I named my ghostly gibus that
I fucked on
3:38 *inhale* BOI
2:53 that was the biggest outplay in the history