Jerma as a detective is like the plot of a John Wick movie; except instead of a city full of assassins fighting against the worlds best killer, its a city full of innocent civilians fighting off a drunk who wants to break into their fridges
At the end of the epic 5 part movie series, it’s revealed it was a drunken rampage. To cope with the damage he’s wrought, he turns to alcohol. And then the theaters start showing the first movie again.
22:15 >is almost naked >walks in an office space >looks at detective >"I used to be a detective. You need advice, just ask" >refuses to elaborate further >noclips into the f*cking ceiling
what did jerma say to em??? lmao i cannot understand, he said like "first off that is a business place" and when the npc noclips he is like "i would like to ask for help- oh, hes gone" or something bu t im not surelmaoo
if someone woke me up, started running around my apartment shouting "I'll leave!" and then scuttled up into my vents, I would block that vent off with 3 inches of metal and never sleep again.
notice how, when his instincts kick in and he finishes off an injured person dying in the street, his first thought isn't "oh god, what have i done?" it's "oh god, am i in trouble?" this psycho never thinks of the consequences of his actions unless it directly affects him.
20:04 context on “food mode”: in a previous stream Jerma talked about the fact that he wanted a mode in games where it would play itself (with an AI based off your playstyle while you go get food
The moment this got too real for me was when Jerma was standing in the bathroom, so drunk that he was violently shaking, asking if anyone could hear the cuckoo clock but him. I think it's time we had an intervention.
imagine you wake up, go to your fridge, and theres a cheeseburger you didnt buy in there, and the milks a FUCKING mess, like someone drank it and just SLAMMED it back in there like they were pitching a baseball
This reminds me when I met Jerma, I needed to go to the bathroom but when I sat down I saw him crouching in the corner while chugging a bottle of bourbon, he then started screaming and punching me violently while saying he "didn’t wanna do it" and asking me to "get him out" repeatedly before jumping on the wall and crawling away through the vents, really swell guy! He didn’t even report me to the police!
hi i’m the one whose been requesting the columbo impression for months and months now. i’d like to thank chat for their support in taking up my cause. the impression was shit.
classic jerma move: goes for about 6 hours doing nothing but messing around and getting drunk, and the moment he starts actually trying to play the game, something obscenely stupid (either caused by him, a glitch in the game, a mix of both, or a game mechanic that he didn't know about), then turns off the stream never change, pal, never change
Bro I havent watched jerma in like a year. I click on this and skip to 5:00 to see him just walking around with a toaster dead silent, with his facecam looking like he has finally lost it. I didn't even know he grew out a beard lol
*Jerma receives a threat from a person. *Jerma tells person to piss off. *Person acts on the threat. Jerma: "Woah, woah, woah, he has a knife! How could I have possibly foreseen this?"
@@Luuncho na, once you know how to get info, it gets ridiculously easy. the only problem are the bugs (havent been able to find a letter to steal a couple of time probably because it clipped somewhere, picture to find the case being taken under the game floor, one of my save got corrupted, etc.) in some updates, i bet the game will be kick ass
White castle is usually not very good. But you can get crystal burgers that are like frozen and you make them at home, you can make them REALLY good if you find a good way to cook them. I personally love them toasted so they're crispy. White Castle was always kinda soggy for me.
I really love how the easiest way to not get half the town trying to kill you is to not break laws and not walk down shady streets, and yet Jerma is entirely incapable of doing this.
Culinary student here. I can tell you from searching restaurant inspections for a project that whitecastle IS bad, but not just because it's trashy and greasy. They have frequent food safety violations and that's why people get sick from eating it so much.
18:44 The thoughts that must have run through this woman's mind as she entered her bathroom, got on the toilet, turned around and saw a cackling goblin crouched in the darkness of her shower He's lynchian
Watching this reminds me how everything is premeditated with jerma. When 3 people are chasing him with a knife he stares them down until he gets low health and almost dies then he remembers he needs to run. When he knocks on someone's door he just stares at them until he trespasses and gets chased again. Unless there is a tutorial giving him step by step instructions he will just stare at everything until something happens
1:33 - 3:07 This may be one of the most cartoonish scenarios that Jerma's ever found himself in, this genuinely feels like it's from an episode of The Three Stooges.
watching jerma play this game is like watching a socially insensitive person try to solve a mystery, but they never say anything bad and everyones hates them anyways
jerma going full spongebob-nosferatu and flicking the light switch to try and convince the suspect to leave their apartment is, in my opinion, peak jerma
You know it's a good Jerma video when you watch for 25 minutes & are absolutely none the wiser as to how the game is played or what the point is. Oh also really appreciate the Columbo bit, my wife loves Columbo, talks about it all the time so it's great to see some Columbo content, thank you.
So my TH-cam bugged and when columbo went “well that didn’t work either” or whatever. The screen went black. And I thought it was normal and the sounds of Jerma playing was still going on during the black screen and I thought you couldn’t see the stream and that was the intro joke
Jerma as a detective is like the plot of a John Wick movie; except instead of a city full of assassins fighting against the worlds best killer, its a city full of innocent civilians fighting off a drunk who wants to break into their fridges
His calling card is just a half empty bottle of milk belonging to the owner of the fridge.
he moves through the vents in the dead of night, hunted by lasers, to get from the living room to the kitchen
At the end of the epic 5 part movie series, it’s revealed it was a drunken rampage. To cope with the damage he’s wrought, he turns to alcohol. And then the theaters start showing the first movie again.
@@CleverDroid1 it truly shows that man cannot escape the cycle
Disco Elysium
22:15
>is almost naked
>walks in an office space
>looks at detective
>"I used to be a detective. You need advice, just ask"
>refuses to elaborate further
>noclips into the f*cking ceiling
what did jerma say to em??? lmao i cannot understand, he said like "first off that is a business place" and when the npc noclips he is like "i would like to ask for help- oh, hes gone" or something bu t im not surelmaoo
lol the music aswell
how psychotic it is to break into someones house, drink their milk and hurl it back inside their fridge and shut the door
“I can’t puke in any receptacle!”
-Jerma justifying his actions to his mother
now THAT'S a vintage reference
canon
A fellow og
Within the first minute he got into a fight with three people, and then broke into a Denny's and began screaming for help. What a psycho
Only at Denny's
The idea of a detective drunk off his ass trying to detox in a murder victim’s apartment has never crossed my mind but I’m glad I found it today.
You will love disco elysium.
@@AngeloComedy Time to snort crack and wash it down with a whole bottle of wine in front of random citizens
@@MonsieurBro that's right. The Harry Dubois way is the only way.
Cringe-Fail Cop-o-type
That's just Disco Elysium
if someone woke me up, started running around my apartment shouting "I'll leave!" and then scuttled up into my vents, I would block that vent off with 3 inches of metal and never sleep again.
notice how, when his instincts kick in and he finishes off an injured person dying in the street, his first thought isn't "oh god, what have i done?" it's "oh god, am i in trouble?" this psycho never thinks of the consequences of his actions unless it directly affects him.
20:04 context on “food mode”: in a previous stream Jerma talked about the fact that he wanted a mode in games where it would play itself (with an AI based off your playstyle while you go get food
Gotta keep making progress while you get your McDonald's order of eight sandwiches.
@@glitchedoom farming in botw while eating 12 mcchickens
A bot that finds the nearest cliff and charges off of it while accidentally crouching a few times and declining to resummon Torrent
basically l4d’s ‘take a break’ feature
Jerma thinking every NPC he aggro'd was the murderer is everything I wanted from this stream.
The moment this got too real for me was when Jerma was standing in the bathroom, so drunk that he was violently shaking, asking if anyone could hear the cuckoo clock but him. I think it's time we had an intervention.
I can see Jerma being the main detective of a movie and then turn out to be the mastermind killer at the end
Shutter Island
Heavy Rain
and accidentally
That’s reality
The twist would be that initially, he doesn't recognize the crime scene as one he committed.
hes like Harry Du Bois, he even has the facial hair and freeze-you-in-fear smile
Tequila Sunset
He's like Harry without Kim.
editor always finding banger intro clips that perfectly fit the feeling of the game and soon to come psychotic gameplay
I laughed my lungs out every time an NPC just suddenly became hostile, what a stream
the best part is every single time HE provoked them and then acted like he did nothing
the almost cartoon character face he did at 15:32 when the camera spotted him was great.
I do not trust this man with a detective's job
He wouldn't even know that he's in a crime scene
@@brickowls7886 he’d be the killer, of course he’d know
i do not trust this man with a beard
@@Literallydissociating the killer always returns to the scene of the crime...
I always knew Columbo would be better if he got into fist fights with strangers on the street
16:28 gianni matragrano has a great columbo impression
thought of him too when the impressions were brought up lmao
imagine you wake up, go to your fridge, and theres a cheeseburger you didnt buy in there, and the milks a FUCKING mess, like someone drank it and just SLAMMED it back in there like they were pitching a baseball
this is the strangest Disco Elysium gameplay I've ever seen
jerma posting these vids so fast shows how badly he wants people to know he has a beard
oh my god he has a beard???????
afaik Jerma isn't editing anything ;)
this is so cruel
@@punished7030when the commenter is sus
its glued on its just makeup dont fool yourself
jerma could probably anger all of new york and live to tell the tale
He wouldn’t last 5 minutes
@@iCookCrystalMeth you underestimate his power.
@@darraghsheehy4455 dude he lives like 20 minutes away from me. I'm not scared
@@iCookCrystalMeth He has a meat grinder bro, A MEAT GRINDER
@@zambonibob2026 I could take him
22:18
I love how he doesn’t care until he uses an advanced form of mobility
Shadows of Doubt requires you to read facial cues to progress
How many facial expressions can you make with 10 pixels
This reminds me when I met Jerma, I needed to go to the bathroom but when I sat down I saw him crouching in the corner while chugging a bottle of bourbon, he then started screaming and punching me violently while saying he "didn’t wanna do it" and asking me to "get him out" repeatedly before jumping on the wall and crawling away through the vents, really swell guy! He didn’t even report me to the police!
25:07
Literally vented
hi i’m the one whose been requesting the columbo impression for months and months now. i’d like to thank chat for their support in taking up my cause. the impression was shit.
It really was, thank you for your efforts
Can Jerma solve the mystery of why so many people enter his basement but never come out?
Jerma with a suspiciously large stomach: That may be one case I *burp* CAN'T solve!
easy, steel drums and acid
@@cooldud7071 vorema985
15:33 this sequence is just unbelievable
The beginning really feels like a bad dream. An unknown pursuer, nobody helps you, weird dark graphics
Love Columbo
classic jerma move: goes for about 6 hours doing nothing but messing around and getting drunk, and the moment he starts actually trying to play the game, something obscenely stupid (either caused by him, a glitch in the game, a mix of both, or a game mechanic that he didn't know about), then turns off the stream
never change, pal, never change
0:33 conductor we have a problem
Demented detective tries to solve the new Sawjig murders. Steals from city's fridges instead.
Bro I havent watched jerma in like a year. I click on this and skip to 5:00 to see him just walking around with a toaster dead silent, with his facecam looking like he has finally lost it. I didn't even know he grew out a beard lol
*Jerma receives a threat from a person.
*Jerma tells person to piss off.
*Person acts on the threat.
Jerma: "Woah, woah, woah, he has a knife! How could I have possibly foreseen this?"
‘Jerma gets stabbed by 3 people’ The Video
11:39 is proof jerma is a legit psychopath, always hearing that in his head.
This seems like the kind of game that would be a pain to play on your own but hilarious to watch
It helps if you know literally anything about the game unlike Jerma here lmao
It really isn't that hard, it's just that Jerma has a rare condition that causes his mind to repress any memories related to tutorials.
@@pubfries5562 it’s hard when you get a mission like I need you to throw food in someone’s face; they have brown hair and like sports
@@Luuncho True, but even then, you can just get a new mission.
@@Luuncho na, once you know how to get info, it gets ridiculously easy. the only problem are the bugs (havent been able to find a letter to steal a couple of time probably because it clipped somewhere, picture to find the case being taken under the game floor, one of my save got corrupted, etc.)
in some updates, i bet the game will be kick ass
15:36 the sheer fear in his eyes holy shit man
I just love how Jerma went xenomorph mode right at the end and disappeared right back into the vent. 😹👽
No, chat, I'm not gonna ask them about one more thing...
Love the Columbo references; great show!
Jerma and columbo, what a weird crossing over of my interests.
White castle is usually not very good. But you can get crystal burgers that are like frozen and you make them at home, you can make them REALLY good if you find a good way to cook them. I personally love them toasted so they're crispy. White Castle was always kinda soggy for me.
the shake and the blur was literally making me sick during the stream but i couldnt stop watching.
I really love how the easiest way to not get half the town trying to kill you is to not break laws and not walk down shady streets, and yet Jerma is entirely incapable of doing this.
Wait till he hears Gianni’s Columbo
The Jerma beard arc is leading to something bigger.
i looked away for two seconds and now jerma looks like soldier boy and is making columbo references
19:12 nice accidental Nixon impression
i wish he would play this again soon but i just know it'll be a few months >_>
hopefully it's functional by then
@@TeamSprocket wdym
The adventures of weird hobo detective Jerma gave me a full belly laugh. Thank you.
Two people are trying to kill Jerma
Jerma picks up a toaster
The two people: Understandable have a nice day.
Wow! A new Jerma video! I cant wait for him to chase me in my dreams tonight! 😂
Jerma my dog turned 5 years old last year 🎉
Omg really how old is he going to be this year
detective bumbles his way into solving crimes
00:40 *London*
Culinary student here. I can tell you from searching restaurant inspections for a project that whitecastle IS bad, but not just because it's trashy and greasy. They have frequent food safety violations and that's why people get sick from eating it so much.
they call them ‘sliders’ for a reason
18:44
The thoughts that must have run through this woman's mind as she entered her bathroom, got on the toilet, turned around and saw a cackling goblin crouched in the darkness of her shower
He's lynchian
Jerma there is a white castle in the world’s largest gas station which is located in Primm, NV. Only about an hour from Vegas.
This is how an orangutang would solve crimes
Watching this reminds me how everything is premeditated with jerma. When 3 people are chasing him with a knife he stares them down until he gets low health and almost dies then he remembers he needs to run. When he knocks on someone's door he just stares at them until he trespasses and gets chased again. Unless there is a tutorial giving him step by step instructions he will just stare at everything until something happens
In pure, visceral fight-or-flight his primal instinct is to pull up the watch and Spy cloak.
All those people chasing him are saying "Oi you got a license for detectiving?"
Jerma is a man that exists
1:33 - 3:07
This may be one of the most cartoonish scenarios that Jerma's ever found himself in, this genuinely feels like it's from an episode of The Three Stooges.
Vaudevillian andy
This is supposed to be a detective game but he just breaks into peoples houses and steals their food and money
Thank god there aren't drivable cars in this game, that's all I can say.
By the title alone, I was lowkey hoping this was Disco Elysium
jerma is like columbo if columbo didn't have the detective capabilities and just bumbled around aimlessly
watching jerma play this game is like watching a socially insensitive person try to solve a mystery, but they never say anything bad and everyones hates them anyways
This game completely out-crazied Jerma.
this is so harry dubois core
Gianni Matrango needs a sag card
He plays this game like its Hitman meets The Sims and its absolutely horrible and wonderful at the same time
Nice one using the Shatner episode of Columbo for the opening 😂
[knocks out the guy trying to kill him] "Oh god, am I in trouble??"
23:50 he meant to say goose
Jerma said a bad word in front of my mommy and she screamed
Thank you for introducing me to columbo
Jerma channeling his inner Harry Du Bois
jerma going full spongebob-nosferatu and flicking the light switch to try and convince the suspect to leave their apartment is, in my opinion, peak jerma
That ending was amazing.
Jerma said fee and my brain in his funny angry voice went MONEY
Jerma happy 512th bday, so young 🎉🎉🎉
Jerma talking about whitecastle likes its not the worst thing in town
You know it's a good Jerma video when you watch for 25 minutes & are absolutely none the wiser as to how the game is played or what the point is. Oh also really appreciate the Columbo bit, my wife loves Columbo, talks about it all the time so it's great to see some Columbo content, thank you.
Gianni should be proud
Gianni Matragrano does a good columbo
i swear jerma thinks "pay attention in the tutorial" means to pay attention to batterys and dialog not litterally jumping off a building
I hope he plays this again
Lmao I was wondering why yesterday’s highlight cut off so early! Yay for two videos!
JERMA COLUMBO CROSSOVER
he's turning into vinny vinesauce
It’s scary how much jerma looks like ssundee in this
Jerma
Disco elysium 2 looks fucking wild
So my TH-cam bugged and when columbo went “well that didn’t work either” or whatever. The screen went black. And I thought it was normal and the sounds of Jerma playing was still going on during the black screen and I thought you couldn’t see the stream and that was the intro joke