Kid Farm: Charity Day

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  • @jeffreyalbertson7822
    @jeffreyalbertson7822 10 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Why a network hasn't picked this up yet is beyond me. This would be great for Adult Swim, even Spike or Comedy Central... or something.

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeffrey Albertson look up 19 Kids and Counting

    • @macncheese8530
      @macncheese8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffrey Albertson tbs has

    • @petlover0231
      @petlover0231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jeffrey Albertson They should have a TV channel just for paradies. And this show should be on it

    • @katrinastrockbine5980
      @katrinastrockbine5980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      《PattiRose》 this is a parody of that show

    • @burtonl7239
      @burtonl7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All his skits are pretty repetitive. He goes off the rails, other people reacts with astonishment. That's it.

  • @TheClique86
    @TheClique86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I fucking LOVE Kid Farm

    • @BigHalfSteps
      @BigHalfSteps 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should get one too!

    • @takod323
      @takod323 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BigHalfSteps I literally died.

  • @b1gje55e
    @b1gje55e 10 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Hydrotion"

  • @pescando
    @pescando 10 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    This is one of the most f-ed up sketches. Genius.

    • @eeDeen
      @eeDeen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You know it's based on a real show on TLC. It's pretty accurate even.

    • @lolinpinguin
      @lolinpinguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mozart was a genius. This was just funny.

  • @isabellabarone8329
    @isabellabarone8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how in every episode of Kid farm the kids always change

  • @superdupereeka
    @superdupereeka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Tlc should just replace 19 kids with kid farm.. no one would know the difference

    • @esmeetkin-bell407
      @esmeetkin-bell407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The only difference is ones funny the others like watching paint dry!! I love kid farm:)

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, thats a thing? Even animals don´t breed more than they can somehow hope to support. Why are some humans so fucking dumb?

    • @spiralentree737
      @spiralentree737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@esmeetkin-bell407 really that's the only difference not that in this family the girls won't get molested

  • @followingwaves
    @followingwaves 10 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    was this the last episode?? Nooooo :( The fridge with breastmilk had me rolling.

    • @nataliestaheli51602
      @nataliestaheli51602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!! Along with almost gagging! And I wouldn't put it past that the Duggars to do that!

    • @Mothermctibbles
      @Mothermctibbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which episode was that

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 10 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Cousin Jamie! Woop woop! Cousin Jamie! Woop woop!

  • @jenny9dog
    @jenny9dog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    With the recent Duggar drama, you should definitely make more! :)

  • @kaijukellz7151
    @kaijukellz7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It's 2020 and this is still hilarious

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Was their fourth kid called Bankrupt? :P

    • @friday13thirteen
      @friday13thirteen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i think it's bancroft but bankrupt would probably be more appropriate haha

  • @evelynd1217
    @evelynd1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I come back and watch this every couple years and it never gets less funny. I still hope for new Kid Farm, or for some network to pick it up or hire Pete to do a full series.

  • @sarahclemo5924
    @sarahclemo5924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "And so we don't have to change the name of the show every season.."😂😂

  • @badvermin
    @badvermin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These really should have millions of views. The fact that it has less views than subscribers is bizarre to me.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh FUCK yeah! This is seriously one of the best things I've ever seen. The whole series, including the outtakes, is note perfect. How has this not been picked up by Comedy Central as a show??

  • @davidmendez5933
    @davidmendez5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “The soap tastes like us” 😂 😆 😂 😆

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Ugh, that's her" - I'm gonna say thay after drinking a glass of milk for the rest of my life x))

  • @milkman2833
    @milkman2833 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I had to put my phone down after the fridge full of breast milk.

  • @heleenglazenburg1405
    @heleenglazenburg1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It is 2022 and I don t understand what I didn't notice this channel before.I laugh so hard it is hilarious.

  • @judyann9991
    @judyann9991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I'm with Cousin Jamie! I'd have to have a helluva lot of liquor to put up with the "real life" Duggars!

    • @juratory8876
      @juratory8876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      judy ann Dude just add the whole bottle lol

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am pretty sure I would want what the Brits call “a stiffner” to deal with the Duggars. For an hour.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I'd be ripping a bong every 10 minutes and emptying a bottle of jack

  • @loisenolp4746
    @loisenolp4746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish they did more of these! I just found them and thy are awesome!

  • @jackjohnson4170
    @jackjohnson4170 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Does any one notice Barron keeps changing

    • @d0r0thy
      @d0r0thy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jack Johnson all the kids change

  • @nolanoatmeal5116
    @nolanoatmeal5116 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This should be a show

    • @aaronthomas8834
      @aaronthomas8834 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It already is... It's called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaron Thomas no, its 19 Kids and Counting

  • @itsmiahtime
    @itsmiahtime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!!! You all are the best!!!!!!!

  • @berdooli3326
    @berdooli3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We need an updated kid farm

  • @Betsyy82
    @Betsyy82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Mom got into the onion patch lol

  • @bigbadmay5012
    @bigbadmay5012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They all crack me up, but JP is so creepy-funny! I love it!

  • @dresdenpierce907
    @dresdenpierce907 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    that ending was a surprise

  • @MrCTruck
    @MrCTruck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mom used to watch the real version on tlc. This is fucking spot on.

  • @sabrinaleedance
    @sabrinaleedance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why does the actor sound EXACTLY like Jim Bob 😂😂😂

  • @citizenno.0332
    @citizenno.0332 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Lol this made me laugh more than it should because my family watches 19 kids and counting and I can't stand it

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This family is still less messed up than the Duggars. That's the craziest part.

  • @jusdon8711
    @jusdon8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jamie’s lemonade taste like fire 😂😂😂😂

  • @LindsayC33
    @LindsayC33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t breath 😂
    WHY IS THIS SOOOOO UNDERRATED !!!???

  • @DHLartist
    @DHLartist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was painful and mildly infuriating to watch.
    Stellar job!

  • @sideeffects6570
    @sideeffects6570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Season 2 comes out this year . Yayyyyyy !!! Kid farm

  • @GabePuratekuta
    @GabePuratekuta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cousin Jamie deserved that spinoff

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just thought I'd comment here that I think it's _hilarious_ how the comments are disabled on the "Kid Farm: Girls' Day Out" sketch. They _really_ went after the fundies in that one and I can just imagine what the response was like. 😂

  • @yellowbird2157
    @yellowbird2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pete- you and your team are absolutely brilliant! 🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @TheEagleFace
    @TheEagleFace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can't wait till next season of Cousin Jamie

  • @littlelyssers8311
    @littlelyssers8311 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MORE EPISODES PLEASE!!!

  • @jessicahuffman743
    @jessicahuffman743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    please make more!!! It would be hilarious if you made some after the Josh scandals.

    • @drlevin
      @drlevin ปีที่แล้ว

      BJ would never do that though.

  • @petlover0231
    @petlover0231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes please! Give cousin Jamie her own show!

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure gold as always! Skits are definitely your specialty. I hope the series continues :D

  • @DoubleTrouble1234561
    @DoubleTrouble1234561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pickle juice is God’s iodine 😂

  • @denisseg8495
    @denisseg8495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please make more of these!!!

  • @n64danny21
    @n64danny21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "onion patch joke" was from Napoleon Dynamite

  • @GangnamDuck
    @GangnamDuck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How is this so touching and so cringing at the same time

  • @ruthlessdraculigula1051
    @ruthlessdraculigula1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Give her a shot, guys. She's fun.

  • @keanna5727
    @keanna5727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE AWKWARD HAND HOLDING I CANT

  • @carohigh505
    @carohigh505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he sounds like jim bob 😂

  • @judyann9991
    @judyann9991 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish there were more of these episodes. That Jeep is one sick man! LOL!

  • @mchobbit2951
    @mchobbit2951 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So BJ, Brynn, Barney, Bancroft, Becky, Batron, Barbara, Bolivia, Bamantha, Bathaniel and possibly Betty and Brenda (but then again, there was no "Bagan" either) so what are the rest of them named?

    • @beautifulchaos-em7hn
      @beautifulchaos-em7hn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget Balizabeth...😄😄

    • @CypKitty
      @CypKitty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Mc Hobbit BB :)

    • @MusicWithoutReservation
      @MusicWithoutReservation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One was Bilbo. In another episode he wore a bell.

    • @MusicWithoutReservation
      @MusicWithoutReservation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, I actually sat down and wrote them out...I’ve watched this series too many times!
      BJ, Brynne, Becky, Barney, Bradley, Bilbo, Bancroft, Bartholomew, Bathaniel, Bamantha, Belizabeth, BB, Barbara, Bolivia, Beter, Batron, and that leaves one more kid, but they gave three possible choices: Brenda, Betty, and Barfur (in the Barfur vs. Bernice ep Jean said she thought they already have a kid named Barfur).
      Okay, I seriously need to watch something else now!

  • @chloetotman04
    @chloetotman04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23 love those napoleon dynamite references

  • @MynameisBrianZX
    @MynameisBrianZX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:28 My brain stopped for a second.

  • @patana256
    @patana256 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    the mom's milk in the fridge just grossed me out... and at the end when the guy drank it :|

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drinking cows milk doesn't? The milk of another mammal?

  • @MrMutou
    @MrMutou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is Bj's *help me* face a whole mood?😂

  • @TheClueBlue
    @TheClueBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I came across this on a whim... do I ever love kid farm now 😂😂😂

  • @Valkyrie887
    @Valkyrie887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ohh myyy gaaaawd pete you are a satirical comedic genius

  • @thesparklyspoonicorn2318
    @thesparklyspoonicorn2318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all are geniuses. I'm thoroughly entertained!

  • @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01
    @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These were great! Hilarious portrayals.

  • @PlainKingboy
    @PlainKingboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love cousin Jamie

  • @DATcandraw
    @DATcandraw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Why are almost all of the kids different every time this happens

  • @heyhailss
    @heyhailss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Am I the only one that cried at “pickle juice is God’s iodine!”

  • @McPoshSquatch
    @McPoshSquatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If only the Duggars or whatever those freaks are called were this entertaining! Hahaha.

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that ending...LOL

  • @daredevil6145
    @daredevil6145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, that's her!
    at last!!!!!!

  • @fquint6468
    @fquint6468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmfao Barton changes in every video😂😂😂😂I love these videos sooo much.

  • @mantistoboggan5171
    @mantistoboggan5171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the most michael jackson couple ever.
    bill and jean
    billie jean

  • @courtneymichelle5746
    @courtneymichelle5746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *dumps a whole bag of sugar into lemonade after saying it was good for people *

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya we all saw that, do you have anything to contribute or just more mindless like bait

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dirkdiggler. ooo edgy! Please change your account name. The Diggler deserves better than you.

  • @cookskies
    @cookskies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm digging the Napoleon Reference.

  • @keepcalmsavehyrule
    @keepcalmsavehyrule 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought this was real at first & I was in shock. Now I can’t stop laughing & I’ve subscribed! Brilliant! 😂

  • @eidetecker
    @eidetecker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sarcasm tastes delicious.

  • @drekkenprime
    @drekkenprime 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to see kid farm again.

  • @emilydarrr4007
    @emilydarrr4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cousin Jamie is freaking awesome

  • @dominickhernandez6914
    @dominickhernandez6914 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your Show Pete, keep it going online, l

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized that Cousin Jaime is supposed to be Cousin Amy from the Duggars 😂😂

  • @InYourFaceNewYorker
    @InYourFaceNewYorker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is "Kid Farm" part of "The Pete Holmes Show"?

  • @janatodd7172
    @janatodd7172 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I freaking love this show!!

  • @autumn7809
    @autumn7809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "That's good son, that's good"

  • @KTShea
    @KTShea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Miss these

  • @pattyo4703
    @pattyo4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny! In light of how the real family turned out, I guess this wouldn't work anymore.

  • @japhethknopp2414
    @japhethknopp2414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think mom got into an onion patch.

  • @BigDz93
    @BigDz93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish this was a tv show

  • @kaypwy
    @kaypwy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘this handsome daddy....’ 😂😂

  • @tmacc1199
    @tmacc1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    why did they change batron

  • @kensmith2285
    @kensmith2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn!!! He called CPS on his own kids because he was losing🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ejayarts
    @ejayarts 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    more like this!hahahaha so messed up so good

  • @kahlanstewart
    @kahlanstewart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ironically, the one playing Becky with the turtle neck actually looks well suited for turtle necks, they look nice on her c:

  • @vipitoachumi4229
    @vipitoachumi4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know how many unspoken and spoken laws were broken in this short video 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @austinwyss
    @austinwyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending was giving me Homelander vibes.

  • @davepaez2019
    @davepaez2019 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kid farm needs to be put on TV. Might I suggest adult swim?

  • @johnsnow1749
    @johnsnow1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Totally unprepared for the last line from the CPS agent.

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funny thing is that that joke is used in every Kid Farm sketch.

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Liked the ending

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah! Onion patch! Napoleon Dynamite! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thevegetableaddict4625
    @thevegetableaddict4625 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What did I just watch??

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What a freaky idea....
    Husband: "Honey, I got a weird idea. Why don't we farm our own kids?"
    Wife: "That's just what I was thinking!"
    Husband: "Really!?"
    17 kids later...
    Wife: "Huh, this is tiring. But I think we go for 25 if we try."
    Husband: "The skies the limit hun."
    Every Viewer: "I still haven't blinked since the first episode."

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know, washing cars and selling lemonade does not violate child labour laws - but REALITY TIME - the 3 years that underage teenage boys were working on the house construction site without helmets - on the roof without safety harnesses - no steel toed boots - they probably did learn a lot, but was THAT legal?

  • @skydaddyissues3884
    @skydaddyissues3884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These are great because it’s exactly like the Duggar’s but it’s not as slow and boring.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also with less sexual abuse

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    No lemons 🍋 in THAT lemonade.