I’m an audio listener, but I wanted to post this comment. I, like many others, found this podcast through the main channel. Even though the podcast isn’t your preferred thing to do, I think it’s my favorite thing BFT creates. BFTV and BFS are some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, but they are very planned out and scripted. That isn’t a bad thing, but I think the casual and improvisational quality of Hypothetical Nonsense really lets the three of you shine in a different way. I love how balanced your personalities are and the jokes are more natural. I love playing it on Spotify, putting my phone in my pocket, and cleaning up my living space or something like that. For once, I look forward to Mondays. I write a lot of stupid comments on your videos but I really love your content and I love this podcast. It’s the only podcast I listen to. I appreciate you guys and keep up all the good work.
In the opposite spirit of ppl attacking the best friends personalities I’m gonna do the opposite Will: Will is the butt of the joke a lot and I’m assuming it’s all in good fun since y’all are friends but also Will is so funny and has a lovely smile Sammie: Sammie is also really funny and weirdly insightful and knows a lot about twilight. Also Sammie can dance WEIRDLY well. Caroline: Caroline meshes humor and introspection very well and is just really well spoken also I like her hair. Anyways I started watching yall like a week ago? And y’all are great wish u well :-)
Sammies impression of Michael Jackson at 35:35 was wildly under appreciated and I just wanted to recognize that amazing talent. his mom must be so proud!
Sammie is unironically one of the funniest people I've ever had the pleasure of watching grow. Dude literally had the most ingenious ideas for his own videos, his comedic timing is phenomenal, and he does it all in a closet. Dude's talent knows no bounds.
how silly of me to actually think I'd actually get the backstory of the most adhd people ive seen in my life start working at roosterteeth. i love them
caroline gave me flashbacks of 2nd grade trying to talk to my friend and the teacher goes quiet and says like "I'll wait til everyones done talking" or "Am I interupting your conversation?"
Moments like 18:45 to 19:25 are exactly why I continue watching. In a world of so many podcasts, I enjoy the goofiness with a sprinkle of seriousness they bring to the pod.
Someone gotta make a compilation video of them talking about the hamburgers and hotdogs so I can get any idea of what the fuck they're talking about, each time it happens my brain just switches off
I listen to you guys on Spotify at work then I go home and watch y'all on TH-cam. I swear in an audio medium yall three are the embodiment of ADHD and I love it , then it's a extra treat watching y'all guubers mess around on video 😂
I remember one time Will stopped me in a Target parking lot to ask me how many worms I had on me and was rambling about how he almost had "enough" worms and he laughed manically.... Anyways I hope you got all the worms you needed Will!!
Conventionally, hot dogs are often served horizontally within their buns. This orientation facilitates a more practical and visually appealing consumption experience, allowing individuals to grasp the hot dog comfortably while enjoying an even distribution of condiments and toppings. From a culinary standpoint, this arrangement maximizes the exposure of the hot dog's surface area to condiments and ensures a harmonious amalgamation of flavors. On the other hand, hamburgers, with their inherent structural complexity, lend themselves more naturally to a vertical orientation. Placing the burger patty, along with various toppings and condiments, in a vertical stack between the bun halves allows for a more stable construction. This arrangement minimizes the risk of structural failure, where the components may slide out during consumption. Moreover, a vertical alignment enhances the experience of biting through the different layers of the burger, creating a symphony of textures and flavors with each mouthful. In summary, hot dogs are typically oriented horizontally for ease of consumption, while hamburgers find their equilibrium in a vertical arrangement, optimizing both structural integrity and the culinary experience.
Hey man, listen I would appreciate it soo much if you do something for me brother, please reply to each and all the people who liked your comment and convince them to like my comment as I am requesting a preposition you know aha I’ll like your shit!
also i just wanna say im sorry for the mean comments yall been getting yall are genuinely funny and ik yall say that yall wouldn’t have done a podcast if yall weren’t ask but i truly do enjoy hearing what you guys have to say when it’s nonsense and when it’s completely how you feel or your own opinion it’s also makes me wonder or think about how i would answer or what i would do in the hypothetical nonsense I feel like you guys each bring something super fun to the show and I love when all three of you are in the episodes i feel like i could complement you all individually but if being honest i think the show is so good because of how the 3 of you guys work so good together but not just here but on bft as well so i hope none of you feel like you bring less to the show or that you add negative parts or anything liked that to the show because that in my opinion is completely untrue anyway yall have a good rest of your week 🕺🏾
Some of these quetions i was all like mhm mhm makes sense but some had me on the edge!!! right on that edge baby!! On the tip of my chair like some of these had me like hoochie mama they are hot one comeing at em fast!!!- Nextlvlgaming signing off
nah forreal nothing beats the podcasts. great ambience. great atmosphere. great advice. great arrangement of information shared. a beautiful atrocity. avant-garde !
You guys are great it’s like you guys are like a definitive gen z podcast I dunno just feel like this podcast and BFT resonate with me hella so props to everyone working on BFT
i gotta say guys, imma big fan of the podcast, more so than all ur other channels. still love everything, but i found this first and its still my favorite of the lot
Me personally I discovered the podcast first bcs of tiktok and I’ve been a big fan of y’all ever since, haven’t missed an upload on either channel. Ur sense of humor makes my day every upload, seriously keep it up y’all 🫶
its so funny when Caroline's trying to get the podcast back on the run and they just won't listen to her and they just keep not fucking listening to her isn't it so funny when Caroline tries to speak her mind and they're just they're singing over her?
In a dazzling spectacle of kaleidoscopic absurdity, the avant-garde extravaganza that unfolded before my bewildered eyes defies the very essence of coherence. As a diligent viewer attempting to dissect the enigma that is "The Galactic Marmalade Meltdown," I found myself tumbling down a rabbit hole of nonsensical pandemonium. This podcast, if it can even be dignified with such a label, embraced a cacophony of perplexing vignettes that left my intellect suspended in a vortex of bewilderment. The plot, if one could discern any semblance of narrative, unfolded like a surreal dreamscape concocted by an overzealous toddler armed with a paintbrush and an overabundance of glitter. Characters morphed into inconceivable amalgamations of anthropomorphic absurdities, engaging in dialogues that transcended the boundaries of linguistic coherence. The set design, a cosmic mishmash of clashing colors and disoriented geometry, seemed to mock the very notion of visual aesthetics. The auditory assault of discordant sounds, a cacophony of honks, kazoo blasts, and inexplicable mooing, further plunged me into a realm of auditory mayhem. In attempting to articulate the essence of this indescribable spectacle, I find myself grasping at the straws of linguistic coherence poop lol
23:34 awww, thats so cute, carolone has started mirrroring Will with his cough/throat clearing thing- If you pay attention, you see that right after will does it and caroline speaks next, she does a pretty similar exhale-thing mid-speech! The really are best friends today :)))
I didn’t know the Q&A was gonna be real, so I asked the vertical or horizontal question and it made me feel like a dingus; because I could’ve asked a genuine question, but it was answered and now I feel like I rock
I really hope the money fights on high continue, y'all the freshest thing to come out of RT since CowChop (The SP7 boys were also golden, and Funhaus has a special place in my heart cause I followed them from the early yt Machinima IGD/ETC days) funny enough it's never been their core shows/channels that have ever had relevant impact on the zeitgeist, but I digress. Just hope they're being kind to you, ik they just went thru a period of rapid expansion and then they recently extinguished 'all good no worries' channel which I was watching for Charlotte's Please Be Nice to Me (and then promptly recycled that show internally when they axed it.) & I saw there are some (other?) new channels with people in the company shuffled around popping up but idk stay vigilant or whatever lol. Thank you for the good laughs guys!
they done lobotomized hypothetical nonsense
Always have been, DECEMBER WHAT ARE YOU DOING PETER (girl being racist)
ah yes, another lobotomized individual (fan of bft)
they been lobotomized
@@567jk I’m rotting 😃
Ye I’m not taking those again
its like whoever sits in the middle of the table doesnt get to be listened to
"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!" - Barbie: Toy Story the 3rd
@@jadesded "Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!" Rafiki, The Lion King, 1994
I feel like Caroline and Will are secretly horses disguised as people and Sammie just likes to be around people who kind of give horse vibes
this is a beautiful interpretation
I think Caroline and the Chinese government would really get along if they just got to know each other
Maybe John Cena could introduce her... break the ice
So True
"We should be anti-god and pro-Chinese government" - Caroline in 2019
Y'all should really do a dnd campaign. Will is already a DM lmao. I think at least one episode would be cool lol
YESS THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
it needs some reallife applications of friendship
that would be awesome
been saying this
Seconded
them laughing everytime caroline says "negative" is so fucking funny😭
Damn I didn’t even realize that’s why they were losing it 😭
that shit is hilarious bro she deadass is fed up lmaoo
she's never beating the allegations 😭
I’m an audio listener, but I wanted to post this comment. I, like many others, found this podcast through the main channel. Even though the podcast isn’t your preferred thing to do, I think it’s my favorite thing BFT creates. BFTV and BFS are some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, but they are very planned out and scripted. That isn’t a bad thing, but I think the casual and improvisational quality of Hypothetical Nonsense really lets the three of you shine in a different way. I love how balanced your personalities are and the jokes are more natural. I love playing it on Spotify, putting my phone in my pocket, and cleaning up my living space or something like that. For once, I look forward to Mondays. I write a lot of stupid comments on your videos but I really love your content and I love this podcast. It’s the only podcast I listen to. I appreciate you guys and keep up all the good work.
aight lil bro
I agree. It rounds out the programming really well.
Why is Sammie’s voice so angelic actually
She hypothetical on my nonsense till i podcast.
yooo lmfaoooo
She podcast on my hypothetical till I nonsense.
sammie is literally my favorite but i’d never say that because he’s so nonchalant which i really admire and would like to emulate myself
i also admire the other two but i’d never say that either because i’ve become so nonchalant 😎
i think he fw u
Caroline slowly losing her mind Will never not be Sammy
☹️
actually, it's spelled sammie like sandwich
@@hoonirl damn u right
@@hoonirlCaro slowly losing her Line will never not be Sandwich
@@bezoekersshe Caro on my line till I Sammie
In the opposite spirit of ppl attacking the best friends personalities I’m gonna do the opposite
Will: Will is the butt of the joke a lot and I’m assuming it’s all in good fun since y’all are friends but also Will is so funny and has a lovely smile
Sammie: Sammie is also really funny and weirdly insightful and knows a lot about twilight. Also Sammie can dance WEIRDLY well.
Caroline: Caroline meshes humor and introspection very well and is just really well spoken also I like her hair.
Anyways I started watching yall like a week ago? And y’all are great wish u well :-)
this man glazin
buddy is salivating on it
how that thang taste
This was very sweet but you’re getting lightly cooked atm Damn
Zip it up when you’re done
ive never seen a podcast so reliant on visual bits. legitimately cant imagine being an audio listener
For the audio listeners 🧏♂️🤷♂️
Try watching the h3 podcast lmao
Rick Glassman would like a word.
you should watch Dynamic Banter if you want something similar.
right out of chicken boys playbook
Sammies impression of Michael Jackson at 35:35 was wildly under appreciated and I just wanted to recognize that amazing talent. his mom must be so proud!
that shit made my eyes fall out through my nose!
@@ironCondor623that’s cool.
Sammie is unironically one of the funniest people I've ever had the pleasure of watching grow. Dude literally had the most ingenious ideas for his own videos, his comedic timing is phenomenal, and he does it all in a closet. Dude's talent knows no bounds.
i like to believe the seating insinuates the person sitting at the head of the table gets bullied by default
how silly of me to actually think I'd actually get the backstory of the most adhd people ive seen in my life start working at roosterteeth. i love them
none of them adhd lol
@@ThefattestCatOnMarswill 100% has adhd, idk about the rest of them but cmon man it’s so obvious
32:00 I cannot imagine what this entire part is like for the audio listeners
I turned it off lmfaooo
it was great on video tho
15:45 28:34 laughing every time she says negative lmao
the pivot from sammie and will at 15:45 makes it better lol
hotdog vs hamburger is the greatest philosophical question plato never pondered
caroline gave me flashbacks of 2nd grade trying to talk to my friend and the teacher goes quiet and says like "I'll wait til everyones done talking" or "Am I interupting your conversation?"
Caroline has VERY strong teacher vibes.
i can’t tell if she was serious or not 😭
real talk tho this the best content RT has helped produce since the early funhaus days, wish y'all nothin but the best
Moments like 18:45 to 19:25 are exactly why I continue watching. In a world of so many podcasts, I enjoy the goofiness with a sprinkle of seriousness they bring to the pod.
I love the colour coordination of their fits!
i just noticed the text on the image in the back 14:51 hahaha i love this show man.
hi ivan
Hi @@ThefattestCatOnMars :)
17:50 That's me!
That radio section midway through destroyed my brain lmao. Caroline losing her mind is so funny
Someone gotta make a compilation video of them talking about the hamburgers and hotdogs so I can get any idea of what the fuck they're talking about, each time it happens my brain just switches off
caroline finally understands how will feels when they interrupt him
I listen to you guys on Spotify at work then I go home and watch y'all on TH-cam. I swear in an audio medium yall three are the embodiment of ADHD and I love it , then it's a extra treat watching y'all guubers mess around on video 😂
I hate how genuinely good Sammie is at singing it fills me with indescribable rage
sammie is just a beautiful funny smart king theres no other way to put it
I remember one time Will stopped me in a Target parking lot to ask me how many worms I had on me and was rambling about how he almost had "enough" worms and he laughed manically.... Anyways I hope you got all the worms you needed Will!!
i was there
every episode of this podcast is just sammie being undeniably correct and falling deeper into insanity
you guys truly are best friends today
Conventionally, hot dogs are often served horizontally within their buns. This orientation facilitates a more practical and visually appealing consumption experience, allowing individuals to grasp the hot dog comfortably while enjoying an even distribution of condiments and toppings. From a culinary standpoint, this arrangement maximizes the exposure of the hot dog's surface area to condiments and ensures a harmonious amalgamation of flavors.
On the other hand, hamburgers, with their inherent structural complexity, lend themselves more naturally to a vertical orientation. Placing the burger patty, along with various toppings and condiments, in a vertical stack between the bun halves allows for a more stable construction. This arrangement minimizes the risk of structural failure, where the components may slide out during consumption. Moreover, a vertical alignment enhances the experience of biting through the different layers of the burger, creating a symphony of textures and flavors with each mouthful.
In summary, hot dogs are typically oriented horizontally for ease of consumption, while hamburgers find their equilibrium in a vertical arrangement, optimizing both structural integrity and the culinary experience.
chatgpt using ass, write an essay about why how hotdogs are eaten horizontally ass, buck ass
I’m rapidly becoming addicted to this podcast. It’s getting better and better
Sammie your instagram videos are INSANELY funny i can beleive the frickin crazy plots you make
51:56 RADIOHEAD REFERENCE 😱
their best song btw
32:33 Caroline with the classic lead paint stare.
wills temporary possession by early 2010s radio was making a little too much sense
Hey man, listen I would appreciate it soo much if you do something for me brother, please reply to each and all the people who liked your comment and convince them to like my comment as I am requesting a preposition you know aha I’ll like your shit!
@@willowkirk3056 huh
also i just wanna say im sorry for the mean comments yall been getting yall are genuinely funny and ik yall say that yall wouldn’t have done a podcast if yall weren’t ask but i truly do enjoy hearing what you guys have to say when it’s nonsense and when it’s completely how you feel or your own opinion it’s also makes me wonder or think about how i would answer or what i would do in the hypothetical nonsense I feel like you guys each bring something super fun to the show and I love when all three of you are in the episodes i feel like i could complement you all individually but if being honest i think the show is so good because of how the 3 of you guys work so good together but not just here but on bft as well so i hope none of you feel like you bring less to the show or that you add negative parts or anything liked that to the show because that in my opinion is completely untrue anyway yall have a good rest of your week 🕺🏾
Some of these quetions i was all like mhm mhm makes sense but some had me on the edge!!! right on that edge baby!! On the tip of my chair like some of these had me like hoochie mama they are hot one comeing at em fast!!!- Nextlvlgaming signing off
a sketch show written by sammie is a must
17:51 was me for a longtime, i love the podcasts fr. i've seen the other stuff, but this my shit fr 😎
nah forreal nothing beats the podcasts. great ambience. great atmosphere. great advice. great arrangement of information shared. a beautiful atrocity. avant-garde !
Ive been listening to this podcast so much that my inner monologue is their voices
You guys are great it’s like you guys are like a definitive gen z podcast I dunno just feel like this podcast and BFT resonate with me hella so props to everyone working on BFT
dude i love sammie bruh, like he’s so talented and funny. i wanna be him when i grow up
I love y’all so much😭😭😂
I love Alex cameo
Guys i love your content so much, everything you make is unique and silly and special and its AWESOME!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
that frog allie bit killed me
i gotta say guys, imma big fan of the podcast, more so than all ur other channels. still love everything, but i found this first and its still my favorite of the lot
21:18 “you rock” is cute as hell
the fact that homie actually knew the words to the camp rock song is crazy
Me personally I discovered the podcast first bcs of tiktok and I’ve been a big fan of y’all ever since, haven’t missed an upload on either channel. Ur sense of humor makes my day every upload, seriously keep it up y’all 🫶
15:45 and 28:37 has me crying
its so funny when Caroline's trying to get the podcast back on the run and they just won't listen to her and they just keep not fucking listening to her isn't it so funny when Caroline tries to speak her mind and they're just they're singing over her?
In a dazzling spectacle of kaleidoscopic absurdity, the avant-garde extravaganza that unfolded before my bewildered eyes defies the very essence of coherence. As a diligent viewer attempting to dissect the enigma that is "The Galactic Marmalade Meltdown," I found myself tumbling down a rabbit hole of nonsensical pandemonium. This podcast, if it can even be dignified with such a label, embraced a cacophony of perplexing vignettes that left my intellect suspended in a vortex of bewilderment. The plot, if one could discern any semblance of narrative, unfolded like a surreal dreamscape concocted by an overzealous toddler armed with a paintbrush and an overabundance of glitter. Characters morphed into inconceivable amalgamations of anthropomorphic absurdities, engaging in dialogues that transcended the boundaries of linguistic coherence. The set design, a cosmic mishmash of clashing colors and disoriented geometry, seemed to mock the very notion of visual aesthetics. The auditory assault of discordant sounds, a cacophony of honks, kazoo blasts, and inexplicable mooing, further plunged me into a realm of auditory mayhem. In attempting to articulate the essence of this indescribable spectacle, I find myself grasping at the straws of linguistic coherence poop lol
30:21 when Sammy does this voice it’s so funny oh my god
The crossfade got me 💀💀💀
Made it to the end of the episode and I don't even remember any question or answer. Everything is hamburger and hotdog and we are doomed.
i appreciate them being candid about this just being a job.
The realization during your argument that folding hot dog and hamburger style are actual fckn phrases in the us is just so fckn funny to me
17:40 literally me
absolutely crying laughing at the radio station bit where Caroline is thousand yard staring into the camera
50:46 what a casual flex that he talks to danny brown
and immediately after he says he used to go to great clips.. mane..
Alex drinking mate while editing is iconic
Caroline you're my favorite i agree with so much of the stuff you say on this podcast oh my GOD dude
its actually nice when caroline decides to be nice, of her own volition
sammie you are a beautiful forest fairy creature with dimples and a nice hat
For the audio listeners
i love sammie
The ep had a lot of tension, I hope you guys recovered well. When in doubt, hamburger or hotdog style ! Hope y’all are doing okay.
I would watch an entire ep of Sammie singing pop songs.
23:34 awww, thats so cute, carolone has started mirrroring Will with his cough/throat clearing thing-
If you pay attention, you see that right after will does it and caroline speaks next, she does a pretty similar exhale-thing mid-speech!
The really are best friends today :)))
I didn’t know the Q&A was gonna be real, so I asked the vertical or horizontal question and it made me feel like a dingus; because I could’ve asked a genuine question, but it was answered and now I feel like I rock
Best Glubs Today, my ribba
You guys are the best ‼
love beebfartt
I love you too@@greatunderstanding
15:45 that look from will lol
Caroline reminds me of the babysitter from the incredibles
32:01 Sammie highkey killin it with the vocals lmao
I’m pretty sure I got sick around the same time Caroline got sick. We’re talking the exact same way rn
40:30 that's so true, the future is uncertain
20:45 “This my girl right here right guys?”
5:49 ALEX TOMANDO MATE AYYYYY
32:50 this is what my thoughts sound like 24/7
51:55 RADIOHEAD REFERENCE????????????
STOP I WAS THINKING THAT LMAOO
is caroline a singer???that bit at the end was so good
OH MY GOD I FELT LIKE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME MY HEART FLUTTERED 6:19
you guys should make a compilation of all the hot dog hamburger conversations
It’s really chill that Alex drinks matè
I love the guys! 3 powerful black people
I honesty cant wait to see these three on the big screen! 😅
can’t wait to see them tomorrow!
40:05 that question aged poorly
Even more so now :(
why are bear noises a reoccurring motif on this podcast
I really hope the money fights on high continue, y'all the freshest thing to come out of RT since CowChop (The SP7 boys were also golden, and Funhaus has a special place in my heart cause I followed them from the early yt Machinima IGD/ETC days) funny enough it's never been their core shows/channels that have ever had relevant impact on the zeitgeist, but I digress. Just hope they're being kind to you, ik they just went thru a period of rapid expansion and then they recently extinguished 'all good no worries' channel which I was watching for Charlotte's Please Be Nice to Me (and then promptly recycled that show internally when they axed it.) & I saw there are some (other?) new channels with people in the company shuffled around popping up but idk stay vigilant or whatever lol. Thank you for the good laughs guys!
You guys recorded this on my birthday 🎉 thank u
peter, what are you doing?
smoking crack
37:02
Honestly Bruj I really like this podcast this shit chill as hellllll.
Caroline staring at the camera gravely disturbed me and my terminal bone, i may die
19:24 Sammie was so stressed 💀