he llook like a baby bro its so funny to me i can just see him dressed up in his little baby clothes in his big fuckoff cot and he going yabagoobie so cute i could just punch him in the face #sammie
I once had a vision of Sammie living in a tree and making cookies like a Keebler Elf but it was weird because when I woke up my hands smelled like tree sap
I met Sammie the other day at Trader Joe’s and I had a pack of granola bars in my cart and he reached in and took it out and when I tried to say something he barked at me??? Nice guy tho!
I went to a Velvet Taco with zero understanding what it was in my City, Chicago. and it was good for a first time experience.. I'd maybe try it again.. but Sammie was right. the Novelty does die away pretty quickly. Especially if you want regular tacos and you pull up to a place with crazy ass hipster tacos lol. They are good though!
First time audio listener, been a video watcher since oktober and now on my new early morning commute I had to adapt. I must say, I feel marginalised out there on the Spotifys. Not being in on the visual gags is devastating
former arby's employee here, surprisingly we would get huge orders for multiple people all the time also the roast beef comes in a slab!!! look it up!!
I’ve only written one review on yelp and it was to inform my fellow Krispy heads that the only Krispy Kreme in town was no longer 24/7 even though that’s what’s advertised, I went several times during a week, and every time at different times they were closed! Crazy. Don’t go there!!
50:40 How could Sammie guess the only fast food chain that isn’t in Texas 💀 All the Del Tacos here were closed a long time ago, that is probably the worst guess I heard this episode
while working at a restaurant my boss tried to make all the employees write at least 2 good reviews of the restaurant on google or something. (most of us didn't)
“For the audio listeners, just watch”
sammie has fucking generational talent
*had 😔he’s gone forever now but he lives on in Dubai
She Sammies My Will Till I Caroline
😭
Dominatrix Bandkid JOI be like: “were you rushing, or dragging”
“Were you mewing or edging?”
@@pointnclick22 🤫🧏♂️
i watched sammies baby skit and now i can not unsee sammies face as a little baby it is fucking with me so hard
he llook like a baby bro its so funny to me i can just see him dressed up in his little baby clothes in his big fuckoff cot and he going yabagoobie so cute i could just punch him in the face #sammie
I’m glad I’m not the only one
@@Mattluv EWHAHJHAHAHJAHJHAHA
yeah facts he look funny
“Band kid JOI instructions” IM FUCKING CRYINGGG
the subplot of caroline trying to make an asmr joi video is one of the best bits ever
hypothetical nonsense
i would believe that’s what the show is called
Nuh uh!
Actual Wisdom
Haunted Mound
thank you!! I was confused
I once had a vision of Sammie living in a tree and making cookies like a Keebler Elf but it was weird because when I woke up my hands smelled like tree sap
RIP BFT, the podcast was cool. fly high 🕊️
Is it really yhe end?
@@DeerGutsSammie is stuck in Dubai bro. I think it’s joever
Fucked up… free my boy 🙏
@@ground.jordan This comment is one of the greatest sentences ive read in a while
this aged so poorly 😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rip bft
Im glad we have this podcast to remember him while he's gone😢Dubai🫵🏾You better free my mans i stg😤😤😤
you guys are my favorite social experiment
bft is no more but fortunately hypothetical nonsense is a whole different business 💯
two unrelated youtube channels with completely unrelated cast members? yeah of course they are different businesses
i cant stop laughing about the joi bit and how it was allowed to go on for so long
This episode filled me with JOi
I met Sammie the other day at Trader Joe’s and I had a pack of granola bars in my cart and he reached in and took it out and when I tried to say something he barked at me??? Nice guy tho!
i never would have expected caroline to sing the ballad of the alamo, but i am all for it
im glad to see the holographic projection of Sammie from dubai. amazing how far technology has come
19:52 i see you caroline with the always sunny reference
4:43 "it's an adject-terve"
8:16 glazer here my liege
Sammie screaming THIS IS SIN and Caroline snapping killed me 💀
i feel so alienated since they became millionaires for a splitsecond, theyre just different people now
this might of unironically been your best pod episode
"I don't think anybody likes little caesars" Yall trippin
I keep rewatching this episode and every time Sammie says “GOOCH TICKLE!!!” I fucking shit myself
Does this confirm Hypothetical Nonsense is in a different universe from bft?
yes, they have always existed in parallel universes
this might be the funniest episode
You guys really made the firat visual podcast, just took out the whole point of why podcasts was made:)
"you're just going to have to lick it up" hahahah
If BFTV had a resturant id damn near throw a fit in that establishment. Outta here with that. Nextlvlgaming signing off
i just love these guys so much why was i cry laughing before the intro started 😭
These are the types of jokes that make me cover my mouth with my hand when I laugh
i love you guys i hope this show gets big
The complete and utter joy I experienced when I got the notification for this upload…parasocial machine go brrrrrrrrrrrr
So much JOI
she glaze on my hypothetical til i nonsense
I went to a Velvet Taco with zero understanding what it was in my City, Chicago. and it was good for a first time experience.. I'd maybe try it again.. but Sammie was right. the Novelty does die away pretty quickly. Especially if you want regular tacos and you pull up to a place with crazy ass hipster tacos lol. They are good though!
THANK YOU GUYS SPOOOOO MUCH YOUR CONTENTS AMAZING AND UNCOMPARABLE TO ANYTHING FOREVER MADE ME GROW AND CHANGE MANY TIMES
5:20 the chaos hahahaha
Wow amazing pod! Loved the part when they decided which cartoon character is the hottest, so funny!
sammie makes me yelp with delight
proud of will for opening up about his dyslexia
5 star review
No internet funny, but you all make me so happy. Love the dynamic
this is one of the funniest episodes so far; keep up the good work guys!
YELP IS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING WE’RE PLAYING THE YELP GAME WE LOVE YOU YELP IS MY FAVORITE GAME I LOVE YOU ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
the "where's my water" bit was golden
I fall asleep to this podcast, sammy screaming does not help 😭😭😭
First time audio listener, been a video watcher since oktober and now on my new early morning commute I had to adapt. I must say, I feel marginalised out there on the Spotifys. Not being in on the visual gags is devastating
band kid bit brought me some deep memories from middle school, thank you
rolls rolls rolls! just try the rolls!🤩
This was a horny ah episode, damn
They be yaba on ma yelp till I'm goobie
former arby's employee here, surprisingly we would get huge orders for multiple people all the time also the roast beef comes in a slab!!! look it up!!
This is the best episode
13:38 "Google reviews are GLAZERS" - Sammie
"This episode is sponsored by Google" followed by "Fuck Google" got me 😂😂
18:23 Death Grips reference
Necking in the UK just means finishing a bottle at once, as in "To neck it"
Wait the Samsus hologram is so good its almost like he isnt in dubai right now!
Speed up sammy’s crocodile water game app impression, trust me
It's wild. I could listen to this 3 times and still not know what's going on 😂
51:43 we love cat
"for the audio listeners, just watch" bro
She Last on my Bender til she Avatar
These kids are great
Such a good episode
Havent seen the video yet but im guessing the gonna play the classic game of guess the resturant based on the yelp review!😊
Caroline is so based for knowing The Ballad of The Alamo
5 stars for Willson!
I’ve only written one review on yelp and it was to inform my fellow Krispy heads that the only Krispy Kreme in town was no longer 24/7 even though that’s what’s advertised, I went several times during a week, and every time at different times they were closed! Crazy. Don’t go there!!
I fucking love Caroline in this episode 🫦💅🏼
thanks dawg
sammie has like jim carey level talent genuinely
50:40 How could Sammie guess the only fast food chain that isn’t in Texas 💀 All the Del Tacos here were closed a long time ago, that is probably the worst guess I heard this episode
27:15 band kid joi
What song is that?
42:57 gooch tickle
Love this game, but I really wish they would do an episode of Family Guy
thank you will i am myself a glazer. i glaze -'er until she yelp
I hope aliens are watching this podcast and laughing at the alien bit, cause Sammy somehow guessed everything perfectly
hey! more joi content pls! thanks!
Studio backlighting looking like my halo 3 armor
uploaded a min ag????? for my viewing pleasure????making my fucking day.
proud glazer😼
Y’all should go to the chiles on 45th and Lamar
“Yabagoobie”
- Jesus 2 AD
I NEED WILLS QUALMS!!
8:16 NUMBER ONE GLAZER
Glazer reporting in for duty!
yall heard that somache sound at 25:07 25:08
while working at a restaurant my boss tried to make all the employees write at least 2 good reviews of the restaurant on google or something. (most of us didn't)
26:54 wait will kinda ate that
What song is that?
wait caroline is really group leader now
13:51 xD
miss you sammie have fun in dubai
got the same hillbillies hoodie will, geniuses think alike
Any Glog Glazers in shatt?
Sammie does carry. Often
Sammie is the best member of bft
this podcast is so funny
Welcome to the hypothetical nonsense podcast where everything is fake and nothing is real but nothing to get hung about strawberry fields forever
lmao it's funny to ask if audio listeners know y'all's races considering the cover art for it literally has your faces on it