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I love it when Caroline isn’t there ❤️😊

As a man named Oleg in the middle of a conservative mexican comunity where everyone is named juan and pedro, im 100% supporting her idea jahhaha mortime sounds like a friend i would like to talk with 😂 after all, bearly all my teachers, friends, even partners just talk one lenguage (spanish), im on my road for my 4th lenguage 😎 such a sweet gift for her child ❤

"School isn't a place for smart people." --Rick Sanchez. The competent mind chafes under the reins and suffocating bindings of the average and the blind, I'm afraid.

Has Michael Jordan ever been confused for the Jordan River?

There was a place called planet bubba head ties with bubba the Love sponge I remember he used to say he's a big fat greasy bitch there was that other lady that you know had the bitch song she said she's a bitch she's a lover she's a child she's a whatever hello Kitty after dark when the lights go off in the mall like atmosphere and people are rollerblading by things that look like mannequins in men dressed up in girly attire does it remind you of something that you're not thinking about?

Have you ever found yourself having arguments with yourself while knowing the whole time that you don't like to argue and you realize that you are arguing with yourself and there's like nobody to blame but yourself?

I have to mention aqua teen Mennonites when they were on the moon they mentioned that they were bored.

There's a song by Deftones call smile I don't really care for that song cuz avoided implies imp lies lines lines yeah yeah. Just repeat a couple lines get born again are you bored yet?

Have you ever noticed how Spanish people call Jesus Spanish accented Hesus the king of the gods name was Zeus what if Wonder woman was like really a man that was a good actor? Would you believe your eyes or would you just pretend that it you know wasn't real enough to have your own feelings and not get mixed up in somebody else's story that didn't involve love if there's love in your name say like Jennifer Love Hewitt does that mean you saw through it?

Bruno Mars uptown funk you up don't believe me just watch the movie Tom and Jerry cuz it's like one two three I'll be there he said it's in a song it's not like he's actually there but in case you know it helps somebody not hurt inside like they're a little girl man child.

Explain statute of limitations to a statue that doesn't have limitations? And if this said statue actually like starts talking would you have a conversation with it or act like it wasn't happening?

The movie aeon Flux Fairchild is that fair enough? There was a floating Zeppelin that probably wasn't LED but it had a lot of like you know blood stuff in DNA crap aboard with a hologram dude.

Why do they call it a catheter? And how come curious George was a monkey and not like curious Georgia a state with peaches that have fuzz?

Have you heard of a Crowder pea why do they look like Black eyed peas since my last name is Crowder and I say have you ever heard of a Crowder peas and a can like literally peas and I can cuz I can pee in a can. Remember that song that goes I saw them kissing under the can of pee?

I do have to say that the flux capacitor does have a similarity to a woman's ovary design kind of looks like a triangle except it doesn't have that electrical zap to it.

Have you ever been out and about somewhere and realized like how bad you had to pee and that you've been holding it for like you know a good amount of time that it was noticeable?

Middle class rut new low days of the new what's left for me? The lead singer of that band is I believe Travis is it Meeks you ever heard that saying in the meek shall inherit the earth do you know how things are inherited?

Hey you remember that character from Star wars what's his name lando you know who Orlando Bloom is have you heard that Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler used to hang out and write songs on Johnny Depp's Private Island where they didn't drink any alcohol because they both have you know alcoholic past.

I live in Florida they have a radar thing called klystron 9 it sounds like a tampon commercial feel fresh with klystron 9.

I used to watch this man that had Parkinson's his name was Mr b he actually had a picture with OJ Simpson used to play golf with him he was like a rich dude with Parkinson's he was crazy with a fork around a toaster oven. I meant him around the time when the Patriots like almost won the super bowl it's around that time I heard that one maroon 5 song dad mentioned something about won't Go home without you. Who's when I was in Orlando Florida close to a road called goldenrod.

Do you remember how OJ Simpson put on the glove on his hand and said it didn't fit?

Have you ever heard of doubting Thomas do you know why he was called doubting Thomas it wasn't because of the band no doubt there was a girl lead singer instead of a man that wasn't Jesus was the devil or some other made-up character that's been purely being generated to copycat some ladies cooter that just couldn't sound cuter because of a hairy man face.

You ever heard of Joe Perry it doesn't mean that Joe Perry is Katy Perry or like any other Perry that might have played guitar with the chili peppers at one point had another argument with a separate band that had nothing to do with another band that had nothing to do with this other band but somehow there's always organizations that talk about arguments that artists have had.

Ain't you ever heard of the who it's like you better you better you bet Tommy can you hear me there's a freaking movie call Tommy you had a freaking pinballs in it you have freaking silver balls what more proof do you need?

Lost your money tab bating. Not betting because that could be like bet Black entertainment television

If you spell backwards it's table which could be like a lortab table the name of a lime rock Street that's very short.

Jurassic world the ringtone with the look of the dinosaur was like a pretty honest point.

Ledger isn't that like a type of diary or log book?

What are my good friends named last name is Hardy his sister's name is Asia how crazy is that he has a lot of daughters the one son that he had got some type of disease and he basically slowly decomposed died he used to be a trucker in road around with crude oil remember the movie The croods was that like the start of the animation porn faces.

I'm outside topic with Moses and Aaron had water flow from the stone is that have anything to do with Alison chains these stand for me like blood from a stone water is like the blood of the earth kind of unless you think lava is blood.

Eureeka's Castle very very interesting a music box Castle had to be wound up and it was inhabited with puppets some people don't view themselves as puppets but technically they can be used as puppets.

Ding dong The witch is Dead the wicked old witch witch well it wasn't the witch of the red brick road or the yellow brick road but one of them had a house that was purposely put on a witch and it's not the rainbows Fall that people made Dorothy into a gay man.

Why do they call it porno is it like somebody's poor nose. The letter i is involved in the word noise that doesn't sound like nose but it's minus the letter i and doesn't say plus anything. Have emojis ever attacked somebody you happen to be viewing online in a way that like kind of tries to make people jealous of like animation?

Did you know that there is actually things you can learn from porn depending on the content and how it's delivered I mean you can't really learn anything from like a big group of people that looks like they're attacking one hole that just doesn't seem like any kind of fun what you know when they talk and they're being respectful and their meaning what they say you can learn something that doesn't have to be new or make you want to cry or get super horny like some cream of some young guy that's not Asian that looks like a girl who's really a man that's not hairy like some of those other big hairy guys that want to be woman but they can't cuz they're just too hairy and they've got like a very bad 4:00 shadow and they like to scare other men that watch out in even other shows broadcasted on the internet be careful because there are characters with morphing faces that do that s*** right in front of viewers like they can't tell and they wait to catch him like with their cock out and say yeah I'm a man and it's like no shit if you're going to act like a girl you might as well act like a girl stupid.

10 things I hate about you listen lis ten what was the first thing that actor said she said I don't even hate you not even a little bit it's not my fault there was a cartoon show called The Little bits the Datsun extra es after the t. Oh I'm a Crowder I got a d e r at the end of or you could say crowd with an ER that could be emergency room there's a TV show ER it had a Clooney he was Batman once but he's no foul killer Drew Barrymore does that mean she got buried more? I know a Michael Moore who has ties with the fire department he showed up at my house one day because I was trying to burn garbage as fast as I could but the neighbors to her old people having to call the fire department on me my old friend Michael Moore shows up and says Tommy is that you how embarrassing. What more could you ask for than to have a friend named Michael whose last name is Moore and also have a so-called friend Michael whose last name is groom that basically terrorized my family until my mom forked over the money to evict him since they had mail coming to my house they had a right to be here even though they were not the best of tenants my fault for opening up my house and being nice to people that I thought were my friends.

Remember Forrest Gump stupid is as stupid does does that mean it does what it's told when it can in the right way as soon as possible within reason of like not making anybody feel worse than they already might feel like that's a good example of a movie with a guy named Tom that isn't me his last name is Hanks there is a team in front of the h it would be thanks isn't that right?

It's not like it was Watergate but I fell in and the leak was a buried valve.

I want felon to a parking lot in front of a tractor supply store during a water main leak underneath the parking lot I fell in water in a freaking parking lot. During a water main leak that was leaking for the entire weekend you could see the asphalt bubbling and what is my boss at the time do who plays his truck right on top of it and bust out these headphones things with antennas on and he's got this metal stick is going around program he looked really funny.

There's a movie called creepshow with a floating dock with like two men and this girl that gets like halfway sucked into a floating dog thing that spins around in the water and she's like it hurts.

Here's a little warning as if nobody knows it's not a good idea to masturbate using toothpaste it burns oh it burns it might feel cool at first but it burns and it doesn't wash off right away.

Is John entitlement its you need to f****** have three thought 33 f****** thoughts through thinking it's called common sense be your own mortal sheep

3:23 my parents own a pizzeria and my eleven year old sister is a part time cashier

This was peak and we will never have it again 😥

I think the controversy is so stupid, so many other people have done more fucked shit then fake a miscarriage

luv yall💌

Many teachers or professors are just failures in their fields that want to teach their students the same ideologies that made them failures in the first place.

You are correct on the treating people like cattle thing. Remember, Soviets were also very literate, maybe these standards mean nothing to living like a real person. It is too late now after industrialisation though, but yeah I agree talk to kids rationally and if that fails then punish them: nowadays taking away tech can work, though a slap is an option.

Luckily they have home schooling😮

“Look at me I’m so unique”

just DONT LOOK AT HER BREASTS.