the bau being children for 15 seasons straight
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please enjoy this compilation of professional people being 5 year olds. anyways.
in other news, i am resigned to the fact that my music selection is limited to only two (2) songs. hehe. oops.
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“hotch!!”
That is literally my favorite part the way Morgan said hotch😭😭
@@naimomahamud6587 Ikrr
3:22
Naimo Mahamud that was Reid
Alina Marlene Morgan said it the second time
Why is no one talking about Reid’s phone call?
“Son of a bi- hi, doctor spencer Reid here, I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mom is a -“
“Reid!”
I wonder what he was going to say if Hotch hadn't cut him off lol
YEAH LIKE A BOMB GOING OFF NEXT TO HIM.
Ikr, he really went off real quick lol
@@amandapanda5087 I heard ado- so maybe adopted?
@laura marrero fabian I think dog then
Remember when Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ all flirted with the fake FBI agent...
No one can forget that 😂
yess
Yesh my absolute favorite scene
YESSSS
top 5 scene right there.
Hotch: “I’m gonna put you on speaker“ Garcia: “Oh you completely suck!“ 😂😂
What scene is this?????
1x20 charm and harm!
I thought it was derek.
you think we can't hear
Literally only Garcia can talk to hotch like that and get away. He's literally shut up his superiors, congressman, Attorney General, psychopaths with a glare.
I love that this crew solves murders and save lives, yet they’re actual children behind closed door.. especially reid and morgan 😂😂
It doesn't surprise me to be honest cause to me it makes a lot of sense. In the same way Garcia surrounds herself in colour and joy to cope with the darkness that fills her screen daily, they act like kids to deal with the evil and sadness that they see every case. It's a coping mechanism to help each other remember, it's okay to still be happy, to still smile, that there is still light in the world.
Jack Gilroy why are you cutting onions?
@@myrixica4222 Just because something is true doesn't mean it should be said. You got me crying here man
@@arthurmartin4616 crying is good for you, its puking for the soul.
@@myrixica4222 I hate that so much... but why does it make sense?
'Puking for the soul' is gonna give me nightmares.
"Reid we talked about this."
"Sorry sir"
"You're really starting to get distance of those"
I died laughing🤣🤣
Mia Smith OMG RIGHT I see that all the time it literally makes his character so great
still one of my favorite scenes of the entire series
"So he does have a sense of humor?"
I loved that part! It made me so happy lol. I love it when Hotch lightens up.
When your mad but impressed to
*legend has it, Reid is still screaming.*
Finally somone who said it!
I literally died 😂😂😂
Haha!!! 😂
Its my ring tone
That one is still my favorite
"jj he jus hit me" - reid 🥺
he’s so adorable
Yes he is
IKR
I just want to hug him and marry him.😂He is honestly THE CUTEST 🥺❤️
i love him sm
Project baby Reid at all costs 🙏
notice how most of this video is of reid😂
shhhhh
thats because his the biggest child out of all of them.
Most of the show is Reid
honestly I'm not surprised 😂
As it should be 😌💅
Hotch doesn’t have one kid he has 5. 😂
@Justin Gary okay is it just me but like I hate them together so much . They just don't feel like a good match
@Justin Gary I was just stating my opinion too , it’s a fictional series where people are free to have opinions on the show. If you are unable to fathom that maybe people have different opinions than you, maybe you shouldn’t be commenting on TH-cam.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 So true laughing so hard!!!!!
@@basilisksboy6316 actually it’s based on true crime cases
idc how old reid is he is a baby
broke the 69 likes km sry
no he isnt a baby he is baby lmao
Hes 40 🤣🤣
Stay99 448 i know that lol
He’s the FBI’s baby more specifically the B.A.U
I will never get over reid cursing. i would also like to know what he was going to say before hotch cut him off
Same😂
It sounded like he was going to say “dog” so I think he was trying to call them a “son of a bitch.”
I think it was supposed to be "...with a very special message that your mother is a dumb" something idk
@@ashlitious6624 that makes sense since his initial sentence is literally "son of a female dog" making the mom a dog 😂
Same
That high pitched "Hotch!" though-
"Hotch!"
When??
Gregory Egoroff When Reid and Morgan were in the elevator
@@gregoryegoroff5264 3:22
what ep was this?
"I will crush you"
"wha-?"
"What?"
Lmaosksksk
Lmao
My favorite part is how he waited until Hotch left before he said it. He didn’t want Hotch to hear him
i can’t stop laughing at that lol
“Oooo show me!” prentiss is so soft🥺
True
She’s so cute!
i love her sm
Prentiss was a lowkey nerd in school herself .... lol
i love her
Reid is the baby brother
Morgan is the big brother
Garcia is the favorite cousin who everyone loves
Emily is the big sister
JJ is the mom
Hotch is the dad
And Rossi is the rich Uncle
Yesssss!!!
Which made Gideon grandpa.
The accuracy is killing me 🤣🤣🤣😭
Omg so true tho
I've always seen Emily as the mom or aunt lol
Does anyone else want to hear the rest of Reids, your mama joke?
Me
Your mom is adopted
Gacha Rosewater that doesn’t sound right
Feel like he was gonna say dog
Am I the only one thinking that he was gonna say dumbass?
😂😂
This is brilliant XD
"boys, behave or I'll ground you both"
"those sound like pretty good odds to me. wha- what are you scared, reid?"
"don't do that!"
"is that why morgan kicked you out of the pool last week?"
"really starting to get some distance on those"
"oh, you completely suck!"
Omg one of my favorite scenes of Reid, Morgan and JJ when they are on the plane!!! My other favorite is when Reid is showing JJ, Garcia, and Emily the rocket thing.
Lily Popp
Mines when
Garcia
Goes talk to me dirty
Response
This chef Strauss could do something
Garcia goes ma I think it goes without saying I was aspecting it’s to be someone else
@@joshuawesto6721 That's good one too!
Yes it is brilliant
What's it like at quanteeco
The sound that comes out of Reid's mouth when he's frightened by Morgan in dark😩😂
Or the one in the elevator, I didn't know Matthew was a countertenor lmaooo
Riight
Raven Sutcliffe 👏🏻
Blnaa!!!
Raven Sutcliffe More like a soprano!
the elevator scene kills me every time
Ik
Same
Mood
Same!
What episode
I'm surprised by the fact that Morgan took the time to memorize Reid's phone number 😂😂
😅 😂😂
Well that was set in around 2007/8 i think (i dont remember exactly) so i wouldnt be surprised if he had all important phone numbers memorized
Only phone numbers i know by memory are mine, my moms and my dads. My mom always had her phone number written on the white board in our house and my dads phone number is one number off from hers.
I have 4 numbers memorized mine, my moms, and my grandparents. I don’t memorize my friends numbers
And proceeded to use that knowledge to hook Reid up with a potential date. He a bro
“Garcia and Kevin sitting in the tree” will always be one of my favorite lines from JJ 😂
But then Reid doesn’t understand is funny
Betsy Halligan it was 😂
what episode?
natalie S3 Episode 14: “Damaged”
mine is “boys behave”
The first scene is when we knew she would fit right in. Even after hit in the head she was oh show me. Lol she was the member before she became one.
what episode was that
@@roryhaughney7098 it is second season first few episodes i dont remember exactly which one.
@@kanikagaral7637 incorrect, that episode is from before prentiss joined. idk the exact episode but I'm looking for it
@@roryhaughney7098 season 2 episode 12
@@alyxondesko4550 thanks
The only scene they missed was when Kate called out Reid then Reid and Hotch fist bumped.
Yeah, they missed that one
what season is this?
it’s season 10 ep 11!
@@moamoa8961 season 10
@@bananachip7937 forever people
6:03
"Reid, we talked about this."
"Sorry sir..."
"Really starting to get some distance on those."
REID'S LITTLE PROUD SMILE _OH MY GOD-_
Hotch also had a proud dad smile
@Alexandra Masella 2.12 Profiler, Profiled
I love it so much
they are 6 years old period
rhïannon yesss
Rossi: fun uncle
Hotch: Dad
JJ: oldest sister
Derek: older protective brother
Emily: annoyed older sister
Reid: Very smart but clueless baby
But who would Garcia be. You left her out
What about Garcia
More like:
Rossi: fun uncle
Hotch:dad
JJ:mom
Morgan:protective older brother
Emily:annoyed older sister
Garcia: adorable younger sister
Reid: clueless baby
Mia Smith yessss
Em’s def the protective, (fake) annoyed older sister (so middle child between Reid and Morgan) who will not hesitate to throw herself in harms way for her family (case in point Minimal Loss)
“SON OF A- UGH!” - Tara Lewis
What episode is that from?
13x09!
I loved that 😂😂
[prentiss looks on in horror]
this is my constant mood
aaron really said “no ❤️”
I love Hotch so much
reid- jj he just hit me
he’s so adorable🥺🥺🥺
And JJ's reply: "boys, behave, or I will ground you both" cracks me up everytime!!
“Garcia and Kevin sitting in a tree” I don’t know what was funnier the way JJ said that, Emily’s reaction 😱, or Reid not understanding.
I swear it sounded like Morgan was slightly jealous
Abigail Hill I think he was
the way she said it was so cute i miss liaison jj
Reid is like 90% of it I love him
When Hotch picked up the rocket everyone else acted like they weren’t a part of it. Like come on man they really gotta do Reid dirty like that???
Well to be fair Reid can get away with a lot, even with Hotch.
Hotch is like Batman u don't fuck with either of them😂😂
Hotch wasn't going to say anything to Reid, that's why.
Siblings!
Also Reid is the good child so Hotch would let him get away with it.
Wow, now I just want to re-watch the whole series asdfghjkl
Just the first few sessions though
I started watching it again ..
So damn good
@@simren4658 what are you watching it on
@@donohoemollie Amazon Prime but you can watch on Himovies good website
I just restarted watching it 2 days ago. Got my fiancé to start watching it with me too.
Criminal Minds is arguably the best TV show ever to air...just a thought.
NCIS is a close second in terms of crime shows! It’s so good 😭🔥
It really is I love it with ALL of my heart 😍😍😍
Erin Chen agree. Serious, interesting, no sex. And believe it or not, I learn a lot with this show...especially from Reid! ☺️
It’s up there with Supernatural and Umbrella Academy.
The Boogeyman yes!
Hotch is basically a babysitter/dad to 5 or so kids!😂
- We interrupt your regularly scheduled musical selection with an important announcement: never wage a practical joke war against MIT graduate, because we have a history of going nuclear. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me, screaming in your ear:
AAAAAAAA...
- Okay, kid, that was cute but that's all you got??......hey, baby--
- AaAaAaAaAaAa
That’s my favorite part😂
One of my favorite parts
Can someone tell me what episode that is?
@@medomaii_ Season 7, Episode 4
Thats my ringtone and has been for 7 years. I cant bring myself to change it
Am I the only one who actually laughed at Reid Existentialism joke? It was great!😂 I have a friend who is an existentialist....
Actually the first time I heard that joke I died laughing and no one in my family got the joke. It was a dark day for the family nerd.
I laughed a little too 😂
I loved it! It’s even more hilarious when you take philosophy 😂
Can you type it please? I couldn’t hear it before
Paula Paez
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of nothingness.
This one left out the ALL TIME funniest moment of the series run. It was J.J., Emily, and Garcia having a ladies' night out at at bar. Emily: "Ladies, this is Brad, a real FBI agent!!" That scene is STILL hilarious, all these years later!!!
litrally Em is the older sister you wish you were lmao
Omg poor Brad! 😂🤣😂🤣
lol reid is like "big sister come defend me" when he goes "jj he hit me!"
1:50 THATS so Matthew gray Gubler♥️😪
totally😂
Do y’all know what season or episode this is from
*Gets pelted by a plastic tube due to physics*
Emily: "Oooh, show me!"
a plastic 35mm film canister,, they used to be aluminum .
REID’S HAND FLOPPING AROUND AT 3:12 TOOK ME OUTTTT
maddie t It looked like he didn’t have any bones 😂😂
BAHAHHAHA HE HAS NO BONES
I thought I was the only one who saw that
"Boys, behave or I will ground you both." 😂
Okay so maybe this is just me but, one of the reasons I REALLY disliked Elle was because she always seemed to be condescending to Reid and always treated him like he WAS weird. Whereas Emily always tried to be interested in what Reid had to say or could do. Like when he was explaining the physics exploding cap, before he could even finish Emily gets all excited and says “oooh I wanna see” or something like that. Idk, maybe not. But that’s one of the main reasons I didn’t like Elle.
Agreed!! I wish Emily and Reid spent more screen time together tho, cuz she was smart too and I loved how they bounced info off each other!
I also didn’t like how Elle blamed hotch for her getting shot and going of the rails. She was told to have someone with her but did what she wanted, got hurt then blamed someone else
i think Elle would have eased up over time ... but either the actress didn't want to commit, or the actress didn't vibe with the group.
and she was all excited abt the peas it was so cute
@@dhinton1 actually Lola Glaudini didn't like California and wanted to go back to NYC from what they say. It could have been multiple reasons too though.
This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever watched hands down😂
aw thanks!
2:08 "Don't listen to him Garcia he's all talk"
How do you know?? Reid your bisexuality is showing.
Oof lol
ohw shit 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
you know i read that one of the writing staff pitched the idea of Reid actually being canon Bi on the show. but the creators rejected the idea
Matthew has my whole heart
Prentiss getting hit in the head is just the funniest XD
OOH! Ah, what?
I’m so sorry, Emily.
What was that?!
I was merely demonstrating a physics law-
OOOH! Show me!
Like omg baby I love you
What episode is this?
The 1st thing I see:
"Being wrong in those cases coulsnt u hve been wrong about Brian matlof?"
Hotch: *without hesitiation* no.
Reid’s hand while he is asking derek to pry open the elevator doors:
Derek: Hotch
Tara walks into separate room calmly: SON OF A UGH!!
Emily: 😯
She had to go get her out the room to
What episode is that scene from?
4:31 HE PULLED A "YOUR MOM" JOKE I- 🤣
Reid: "this reminds me I have a joke"
Rossi's face "Dear God no!"
I miss og cast more omg and earlier episodes were just priceless
“JJ he just hit me!”
I kinda wanna hear the end of Reid’s special message
SAME
4:50 Reids look is so gorgeous
“We have a history of going nuclear” hahahahaha
Theory:
The reason Hotch didn't yell at Reid for the "phsics magic" is because he is the 'youngest child' of the group or as so many people have stated 'the baby brother of the group'. And as all of us older kids know, parents are NEVER mad at the youngest (and when their at the 'toddler stage' [meaning adult jokes go over their heads and they do crazy expierements] even the older kids can't be TOO mad).
Younger kids can get away with murder, so why should it be any diffrent for the BAU family.
Plus that little half smile on Hotch's face is totally the 'aww my kid did something ridiculously adorable' smile. That smile was also on his face watching Jack's first steps.
Edit: Their family name could be the "Bauman's", get it? (Pronounced: Bow - Mens)
Edit 2: Besides who can be mad at that cute little smile?
Edit 3: Reid's behaviour after Gideon leaving was Reid's rebellious phase that he missed out on.
The Bau is like one big family;
Hotch is dad
Gideon is cool uncle
Rossi is the cool ,grumpy uncle
Morgan is the sporty older brother
JJ and Prentiss are the cool sisters
Garcia is the nerdy younger sister
And Reid is the nerdy younger brother who everyone is protective of
Yes
*y e s*
Garcia is queen. How dare you 😂
@@whoasked9938 I never said she wasn't lol
@@SlimeyPirate you did tho. Being smart doesn't mean you are a nerd. She is one of a kind queen.
6:13
Reid: I fell in
Elle: ya I’m sure there’s plenty of photos
Dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
"jj he just hit me"
"behave you boys or i will ground you both"
oml😭😭
derek messing with reid is always SO FUNNY
Reid: “JJ he just hit me!”
JJ: “Both of you behave or I will ground you both.”
UGHH i love their relationship!
the rivalry between morgan and reid with the phone number pranks is so iconic it's all i strive for in life
3:22 Reid: *hotch🥺*
I love how Rossi smiled when Morgan gave Spencer's phone number
5:50-5:59
*siblings*
Rossi’s face when he realizes Morgan is messing with Reid 😂😂
Chocolate I love Chocolate
- Emily Prentiss
"which reminds me, i have a joke"
ahh i love reid and his awkward sense of humor
2:34 Morgan and Reid are actually siblings here
i love how derek and reid are casually dying in the elevator while hotch is enjoying his time taking the stairs LMAO
4:27
WTF DID HE JUST... OMG I LOVE HIM
“Boys, settle down or ill ground u both” - JJ I srly love that jj was acting like the mom of her baby boys Spence and Derrick😂😂
gideon: biological father
hotch: biological mother
rossi: cool step-dad
prentiss: step-mom
jj: mean older sister/ golden child
morgan: popular older brother that has a new gf every week
reid: favorite child that gets on JJ and Morgan’s nerves
garcia: aunt/ godmother
elle: annoying step-sister
luke: annoying step-brother
simmons: jock older cousin that hates morgan
callahan: chill cousin that’s embarrassed to be simmons sister
blake: alcoholic jersey aunt
lewis: chill aunt/ other godmother
ok but emily is definitely the older, borderline mean but superrr protective sister 😂 like she'll laugh when you trip or walk into a wall, but the second someone hurts you she goes running with a knife yelling in 3 different languages lmao
@@frieddegg bro that’s so accurate 💀
I think Garcia should be one of the children 😂 she has the humor and her and Reid could be the smart ones that try to outshine the others
5:16 it's gonna be my favourite forever 😂😂
Aylen Ferreyra WHAT EPISODE IS IT??
AWEE I WISH I COULD HELP YOU BECAUSE I USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME BUT WITH SCHOOL WORK AND- WHAT THE- UGH-!
YES
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Despite being a show with crazy killers the show still had some fun moments
4:10 rule of thumb: Don't bet against someone from Las Vegas.
3 thinks: 1) Reid is just awesome, end of story. 2) Hotch is the cool dad of this show. and 3) Tara's rage moment was justified
The scene where Reid got back at Morgan by recording himself screaming😂😂😂
Hotch being a mom for 11 seasons straight
The best parts of the elevator scene:
1. Derek & Spencer yelling for Hotch when they're scared, even realistically there's nothing he could do
2. Hotch knowing that shit was sketchy, hearing the elevator alarm, knowing it's Derek & Spencer, not doing anything, & meeting them on the top floor w/ "was that the alarm"
I remember in season 1, that I literally thought that Spencer was a literal teenager
In the first episode before I understood what was going on, I thought Gideon was teaching something at a high school and Spencer was a random student sent to give him something 😭🤚
honestly i'm surprised they didn't. i mean he'd only have to be 18 to be a legal adult. unless he got emancipated at say 16. could you imagine someone in season 1 asking how old he is and the answer is "he just turned 19"
reid’s little “hotch” will always be in my heart
reid’s joke was actually funny 😭 i felt bad no one laughed nooo
Im sure it was since Reid is funny. Problem is I don't get ot. Sorry Reid
When Reid said "Morgan just hit me!" awwww Honestly reid is just cute all the time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Garcia bullying Reid with a ghost story makes me lose my mind every time.
The part where Garcia was scaring Reid would scare me because I’m in the dark but the music makes me feel meh
6:40 knowing the context of Tara's outburst makes it a complete and utter mood!!😂😂
@@Jason-jh4tb Can'tremember the episode name, but it was the one with the group of conspiracy theorists
Love how there’s so much Reid and Morgan.
I love when Emily just leaves in 5:58 LMAO
5:23 reid say welcome back to me screaming!!!!!!!
5:51 Be like
oh crap TEACHER'S COMING SCATTER
Not to mention they all knew Reid wouldn't get in trouble.
the compilation i was waiting for!!! thanks!!
1:40 lmao the noise he made hskwndisk
wait i swear netflix had 15 seasons but then i went back and only saw 12 i’m confused ?
CBS claimed the last three seasons
Addison Coleman WHYYYY?!! no i’m broken now
@@BrazilGarcia Amazon prime as all14 seasons just waiting to find the 15th season in the uk
@Constance Holcomb omg yes I'm on season 6😌✋
@Constance Holcomb I've never been more scared and then even more pleasantly surprised to having clicked a random link on the replies of a comment section. Thanks 💜
I love how Tara is just calm until she goes to that other room and Emily's reaction😂😂