Joe Rogan on NoFap

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  • @floppaissus5099
    @floppaissus5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6480

    Day 90 : now, i read the terms and conditions

    • @dawsondudark
      @dawsondudark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Probably took all 90 days.
      Ahhh jk

    • @trapbois9369
      @trapbois9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @macstar3608
      @macstar3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noxcho8454
      @noxcho8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@z1don100 no

    • @noxcho8454
      @noxcho8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@z1don100 no

  • @_Amilio_
    @_Amilio_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9988

    This sounds like radio in GTA when you get in the car

    • @Andrew-ci9xv
      @Andrew-ci9xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol

    • @douglasferreira2764
      @douglasferreira2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Wctr Nofap Radio

    • @mark-pz7yx
      @mark-pz7yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Blaine county radio

    • @IamRanJos
      @IamRanJos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Vice City had it yes

    • @douglasferreira2764
      @douglasferreira2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I think no fap wont escape from the next Gta, Rockstar will bring this subtly

  • @abdallahhariri6798
    @abdallahhariri6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21975

    Day 164: I tell the barber when I don't like the haircut

    • @yousef9063
      @yousef9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      😂 This is a very good one

    • @Ryantheman2023
      @Ryantheman2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      I tell the waitress she got my order wrong 😂

    • @skp7230
      @skp7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Man... This is a lot of time to ague with my barber

    • @eddygci8
      @eddygci8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      IMPOSSIBLE

    • @mohammadshaan8475
      @mohammadshaan8475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This men is a missah

  • @a32tl
    @a32tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    For me, no fapping actually decreased my sex drive. I did no porn for 5 months and went 40 straight days with no sex or masturbation. I honestly did feel much better about myself and felt like my mind was truly sober. I strive to continue this lifestyle even though I do have occasional set backs. I do not want to be addicted to porn or let sexual desires rule my life. The sober mind thing was the most liberating thing for me. I like living with a clear brain that isn’t focused on sex all the time.

    • @11newmans
      @11newmans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      //
      th-cam.com/video/8J5OuqJemnA/w-d-xo.html

    • @user-zr6pl6nb6z
      @user-zr6pl6nb6z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did going back to sex affect anything?

    • @a32tl
      @a32tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@user-zr6pl6nb6z Yes. To me, the porn is the worst thing because it tries to get you to view people as sex objects and look at them simply as tools to gratify one's own lust. When I frequently looked at porn, it definitely did a number on my brain. Unless you go a significant period of time without viewing it, you may not understand what I'm talking about. You need to be off of porn for at least 2 - 4 weeks to start feeling the effects of it not messing with your brain. It's not easy to do. That's why most people keep watching it. To me, it comes down to this: Do I want to live my life with clarity of mind and choice or do I want to give in to my primal urges and lusts and let them control my life? In my opinion, there's no room for porn in healthy sexual relationships. The problem is that it can be very pleasurable in the short run but very damaging over time. I'm just at a point in my life where I want my intellect and soul to determine my choices and not every little urge from my body. I choose discipline over my body.

    • @user-zr6pl6nb6z
      @user-zr6pl6nb6z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@a32tl I think you misunderstood my question. I'm on day 23 now of no porn, etc.
      What I meant was, did going back and having actual sex feel different after having been off porn for a long time?

    • @a32tl
      @a32tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@user-zr6pl6nb6z It was definitely more intense and obviously, I couldn't last very long. Besides the not lasting long, for sure better.

  • @skater98austin
    @skater98austin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29199

    How to train your dragon has a totally new meaning now

    • @joshbronson8577
      @joshbronson8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      skater98austin lmao

    • @brooklynstags6317
      @brooklynstags6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Hahahah best comment

    • @krabbykrabby8818
      @krabbykrabby8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      One of the few funny comments 😂😂

    • @vision-kv4si
      @vision-kv4si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Night FURY ❗😈😈😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🕶🕶🕶🕶🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

    • @theo9706
      @theo9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      U just made my day bruh

  • @King-me2sk
    @King-me2sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15392

    Jamie after day 264 of NoFap: Pull that up Rogan.

  • @santagato7137
    @santagato7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4794

    Day 136 of NoFap: Cars are looking both ways before I cross the street

    • @kingsleyjulius2994
      @kingsleyjulius2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn 😀

    • @aarons.2357
      @aarons.2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Underrated

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *holy shit* 💀

    • @23nebi
      @23nebi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NLspartan117
      @NLspartan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @الطائفه الناجيه: هي ما كان عليه الرسول وأصحابه Salvation can only be seen when you remember it is true for everyone. From what other than illusions can we be saved? Do you really think you can win while someone else loses? Reality must be true for everyone for it to be true, and not as a project, somewhere in the future, but in the eternal here and now. Or do you think truth can change through time? It is precisely because truth doesn’t change that we call it true. Everything that changes can’t be true. Truth isn’t a matter of faith, it can ben seen, and you will find it if you search for it, but you cannot find it without discovering it is true for everyone.

  • @TattooGames
    @TattooGames ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    After 90 days of nofap my personal differences were as follows.
    1. I was way more talkative and friendly towards all people.
    2. I make way more eye contact and kept eye contact in a non threatening way.
    3. I got looks of respect from a lot of people, and women smiled at me a lot.
    4. My voice got deeper and I gained muscle.
    5. I excelled at fitness and my jiu-jitsu was on fire.
    6. I was not afraid of speaking my mind and didn't give a shit about who listened.
    7. Way less negative thoughts.... thought about myself as a machine.
    8. Deeper sleeps and powerful dreams.
    9. Way more patience and better people skills, but I was snappy during the first month, then I mellowed out.
    10. I can feel the testosterone flowing though me and enjoy the sensation.
    11. I found it easy after 90days to never mastrabate again.
    12. Knowing that I'm ready for a woman 24/7 is quite empowering.
    13. Social anxiety is a thing of the past.
    These are the benefits I have personally experienced and my only gripe is that I didn't start a lot sooner.

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Anyone else confirm?

    • @JD-kf7un
      @JD-kf7un ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ​@GhANeC yeh definitely. The testosterone makes huge positive impacts on many aspects of ur life. As my guy said, being ready for a woman 24 7 and muscle growth are some of the best benefits

    • @Armannnnnn
      @Armannnnnn ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Confirmed

    • @tortellini2368
      @tortellini2368 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      not jacking it for a few months isn’t going to have massive impact on anyone’s testosterone, maybe an unnoticeable amount IF you’re lucky. Your voice isn’t getting deeper and your muscles aren’t developing more because you quit spanking it, maybe you gained confidence after quitting because you’re proud of yourself and that drove you to work out and get healthier but not choking it isn’t the direct reason.

    • @CimotaTJ
      @CimotaTJ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I confirm!!!!

  • @benitodifrancesco7254
    @benitodifrancesco7254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24267

    Year 16 of nofap...I can see John Cena and smell what the Rock is cooking

    • @hectorbrizuela6214
      @hectorbrizuela6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      This ancient wisdom was lost with Atlantis...... I'm glad to see that knowledge never dies.

    • @kv3331
      @kv3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Lol 😂 🙏 day 5 nofap

    • @cedomirgligoric1247
      @cedomirgligoric1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fetch

    • @msaad8053
      @msaad8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Loooooooiil

    • @subiwrx808flow5
      @subiwrx808flow5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IT'S ME .p z

  • @trentgray6474
    @trentgray6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13792

    Day 366: Jordan Peterson is cleaning my room.

    • @albertomassari77
      @albertomassari77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      😂

    • @Oceanix__
      @Oceanix__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Oh my God 😂😂😂

    • @Norb_
      @Norb_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      This is a god tier one

    • @sasankgs9339
      @sasankgs9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This is one of the best I've even seen lmao

    • @AliAhmed63708
      @AliAhmed63708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joog59
    @joog59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6347

    Day 18252: I only have to click a file once to open it.

    • @flabagaster7218
      @flabagaster7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Oh my you have ascended

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I too use the Dolphin file explorer on Linux.

    • @doomerboomer9402
      @doomerboomer9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you can configurate that in windows...so....

    • @cadencole103
      @cadencole103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read this as I only have to chikfila once to open it

    • @captaincoco4911
      @captaincoco4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      double-click button?)

  • @grimcryptvevo
    @grimcryptvevo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    As a no fap / semen retention practitioner, I'm happy that so many people think it's fake and it's BS. That means only me and other few will enjoy the crazy benefits it provides.

    • @Panzerram
      @Panzerram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It's a Fun challenge idk why the coomers are so angry about it

    • @ryanwessel1797
      @ryanwessel1797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's kinda selfish

    • @robertocarlos2743
      @robertocarlos2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@ryanwessel1797 he is motivating people. It’s reversed psychogy

    • @webb555
      @webb555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ryanwessel1797 that’s the world, we just accept it. A lot will fail, and we know that, and we get strength knowing that people can’t do it and think it’s bs while we’re over here living our best lives.

    • @GavinOCo
      @GavinOCo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just don't get it. I've gone a couple weeks, couldnt tell if I felt a bit more alert due to placebo or not jerking off, but it wasn't worth it IMO. I don't find it difficult to not jerk off all the time (I dont all the time- nut a few times a week), and I don't disrespect those that prefer not to. But personally I just get super horny and its distracting
      I can't imagine the benefits would outweigh the enjoyment (and proven benefits) I get from having sex. Sex is the best lol
      Although I'm curious to hear your guys experiences!

  • @golfisnotasport6315
    @golfisnotasport6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5309

    Day 69: I say 'no' to my asian parents.

    • @the1stmetalhead
      @the1stmetalhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gold 👌🏾

    • @ashutoshdube6560
      @ashutoshdube6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No way you did it

    • @clips6781
      @clips6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh u win the competition

    • @alicoban7956
      @alicoban7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HGBŞIDSAGFLŞIASGDIFGAHASHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @jowyschwarz313
      @jowyschwarz313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I believe they gonna smash u, if not they not real asian parent

  • @OfficialEduardoCastillo
    @OfficialEduardoCastillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7339

    *You’re about to go through the most LEGENDARY comment section.*

    • @troy8063
      @troy8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      faxx

    • @Sam-ng3of
      @Sam-ng3of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yup. Porn addicts who feel bad about their addiction but also hate the fact others have over come it while they can't so they mock them with jokes.

    • @ianwhite8165
      @ianwhite8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Sam-ng3of who says they’re addicts? they can’t be funny on the internet simply cause they want to lol?

    • @htctalker983
      @htctalker983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

  • @rileydavidjesus
    @rileydavidjesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3721

    Day 692 of NoFap:
    Waldo is now looking for me.

    • @humanpikachu1753
      @humanpikachu1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is so stupid but so funny at the same time 😂😂

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaiyaz if a comment number of likes ends in a 0, 5, 10, 69 or 420 then I leave it usually lol

    • @serbianempire6456
      @serbianempire6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one really cracked me up 😂
      Thank you!

    • @ebongjr793
      @ebongjr793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s wally

    • @ShutterSpeedGaming
      @ShutterSpeedGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spike Solas lmao 😂😂

  • @denzelmorrison1399
    @denzelmorrison1399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    One of the reasons that I got into no-fap, is that when my family was going to move to the U.S, before that, we had to move to a small apartment before migrating. In that small apartment, there was no hot water, and man, let me tell you, cold water shuts your impulses like never before! I went on no-fap for 2 months, and I felt like I had total control over my life, it feels great! That has been my experience

    • @swirleyy
      @swirleyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Damn bro this is motivating me to keep going I always relapse after a week

    • @benzohhhhh
      @benzohhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swirleyy a week?? Two days and I’ll blow a hole in the ceiling bro

    • @Niketic88
      @Niketic88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swirleyy have you tried to meditate?

    • @swirleyy
      @swirleyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Niketic88 nope I relapsed again today it’s a struggle man

    • @Niketic88
      @Niketic88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@swirleyy the first time I did nofap was in 2012 and I didn’t felt the full benefits.
      Three years later I had a bad breakup and combined nofap with meditation (meditating for maybe 10 minutes before going to sleep)
      When I woke up the second day, man I felt like never before, it was like the movie limitless.
      I was sharp, in good mood, it felt unreal.
      That feeling was present for almost a month and faded away, back then I didn’t recognized it was caused by the combination.
      After another month I was on vacation, when I was at night in my room I couldn’t sleep so out of boredom I started to meditate.. and boom next morning this blessed state was back.
      Please give it a shot, believe me its worth all the effort.

  • @Beautifulcoil
    @Beautifulcoil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8841

    To be honest, I don't know much about the physical aspect of masturbating, but mentally, the fact that we have access to so many luxuries these days, we eat food which contains more sugar than ever, we smoke weed which is stronger than ever, we watch every film, listen to every song at our fingertips, and stimulate sexual pleasure without much effort, and it seems unhealthy to me. And the fact that despite all of these, many of us are still unhappy and we can't stop with any of these luxuries for more than a week is a big warning sign. We're extremely spoiled, and it reflects mentally: we want quick pleasures, we're easily distracted, we put less effort into communication and relationships because we already have something that provides us with pleasure. Does anybody else feel the same?

    • @calidag
      @calidag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      I do, I comlpeatley agree with everyting you said!

    • @vincentodero3143
      @vincentodero3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      That's beautiful

    • @lucashoeferkamp3990
      @lucashoeferkamp3990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Yes, I do, and you explained this very well. We have adapted to a world of constant stimulation and its killing us, if not literally, then at least figuratively. Our dopamine receptors get overused and then each time they are stimulated our response is less and less. The luxuries we use daily aren't inherently bad, but they should be used in moderation.

    • @alketire
      @alketire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I just wanna say that was a very well articulated question, and a good one at that, and I definetly think there's something too it. I think, like Jordan Peterson might put it, we live in a time of chaos and we need to put in into order. I think what we need is a generation that teaches the young once about diciplin. Just some thoughts, thanks!

    • @devincoulter4459
      @devincoulter4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Shit you hit the nail on the head brother

  • @zyrekpascual942
    @zyrekpascual942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12325

    Day 69 of nofap. I won rock paper scissors against the mirror.

    • @Abovedamatrix3352
      @Abovedamatrix3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Wow. Need to learn that.

    • @thinkingmachine354
      @thinkingmachine354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Zyrek Pascual fuck the rest of these comments, that is the shit right here!

    • @RedRedMCmusic
      @RedRedMCmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @errorpleasetryagain8342
      @errorpleasetryagain8342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am proud of you my brudda

    • @jdowg6
      @jdowg6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty much a new dimension of you.

  • @_-SpaceCowboy-_
    @_-SpaceCowboy-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17880

    After two weeks of no fap, I began to remember what I did tomorrow.

    • @Libtardo123
      @Libtardo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Space Cowboy it only took me 1 day

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Bruh, this one killed me 😂😂

    • @_-SpaceCowboy-_
      @_-SpaceCowboy-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Libtardo123 G-zuz!, U must B chinese.

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i don't think this is even reasonable... compared to other comments at least.

    • @jamesmcqueary6233
      @jamesmcqueary6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn nigga!

  • @hidum5779
    @hidum5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    had a 200+ days streak, and then I went behind a woman. Heartbreak got me and boom I'm back. But I wasn't back like before, I went into a loop of a week. Then a loop of a couple of days. After failing so many times that I lost count, I'm now back on day 12 again. I'm so happy again and feel the energy inside.

    • @Isaac-ev3nq
      @Isaac-ev3nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can totally relate with the loops. Happy to say I'm now on my longest streak. Thank you 💯

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Isaac-ev3nq don't go behind a woman who doesn't care about you. Be safe my friend.

    • @pedroclaro7822
      @pedroclaro7822 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hidum5779 wdym, you cheated on her with someone or you had her 🐶 style?

    • @jaylifts334
      @jaylifts334 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was on day 100 then I got sick for two weeks no gym just depressed and losing weight and testrone levels down

    • @BerezniukMykhailo
      @BerezniukMykhailo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you relapse on pornography or bad woman i don't get it?

  • @bouncybowling9503
    @bouncybowling9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    Day 235 of Nofap: Alexa asked me what the weather was gonna be like on Friday

  • @agee7777
    @agee7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7946

    Day 295 nofap, I now narrate Morgan Freemans life

  • @Babystan02
    @Babystan02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5641

    Day 68 of no fap: I’ve gained the ability to know where my girlfriend wants to eat

  • @dillonkrieger86
    @dillonkrieger86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5730

    Day 162 of nofap. I've lost hearing in my right eye.

    • @shortchubbyneckbeard1681
      @shortchubbyneckbeard1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      can you heat up your food after look at it, intensely... I've been told you can after 45 days...
      please don't tell me I was lied to

    • @kajasikora9929
      @kajasikora9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg lol

    • @cai6972
      @cai6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *I've gained seeing in my right ear*

    • @NoName-bx2ft
      @NoName-bx2ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No shit

    • @Uncorkedscotty
      @Uncorkedscotty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Day 300. Women now have orgasms being within a 50 Meter radius of my penis.
      And aliens ask me for advice

  • @MrMojoAnimations
    @MrMojoAnimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    Day 303: I sleep standing up.
    Day 358: I bite mosquitoes.

    • @JakobSteez
      @JakobSteez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAOOO

    • @josephstalin9167
      @josephstalin9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Man this was a killer. I literally spit some food out while reading "i bite mosquitoes."

    • @TANMAN47TANMAN
      @TANMAN47TANMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesnt take mental prep to order pizza

    • @emailkolar4517
      @emailkolar4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh, that's sleepwalking XD

    • @Improveshorts
      @Improveshorts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @JennaTilwertz
    @JennaTilwertz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7536

    Day 23 of nofap: My sandwich is making me a girlfriend.

  • @MrThyten
    @MrThyten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    as a person who went on a 252 day streak, it is the greatest feeling in the world

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think i have an issue with my body. If i wait more than roughly 5 days or more, it actually hurts really bad as I cum. F'n weird. LOL

    • @jojojo9240
      @jojojo9240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wombat5252 Damn. Maybe check a doctor?

    • @voy6r
      @voy6r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what were the benefits?

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      what made you crack at day 252

    • @kinidiosodlosios6892
      @kinidiosodlosios6892 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jojojo9240 Why you think doctor would jerk him off ?

  • @donjuan3983
    @donjuan3983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22680

    Nofap + cold showers + intermittent fasting + meditation = Super Saiyan Jesus 2.0

    • @Philani_Ndlovu
      @Philani_Ndlovu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

      Best comment I've ever seen! 😂😂😂 Jesus on steroids 🤣

    • @Philani_Ndlovu
      @Philani_Ndlovu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@WasifSikder I was born Christian but also a lot of those thing: NoFap, Meditation, Cold Showers, I did intermittent fasting but not I mostly eat twice a day (or once since I very much listen to my body whether it really hungry or it just craving something), Gratitude, Grounding (Earthing) out in Nature and in the Sun, Crystal work here and there, Exercise & Yoga, Good night sleep, Good & Positive thoughts and emotions AND being in the NOW as much as possible.
      I guess the Age of Light/Enlightenment (Aquarius & beyond) is upon us all since I'm big believer trustee that mother Earth is Ascending to the Heavens (5th Dimension which is a heavy Spiritual, quasi Physical realm) together with all of her children. That implies that all of her children (humans, animals, plants, trees, minerals etc) must BE up for the same whether they allow it or resist it since we're all connected with her ultimately.

    • @WasifSikder
      @WasifSikder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@Philani_Ndlovu absolutely awesome man. I am so thankful to youtube that we can learn all of these things. In the past in when people would have to farm or hunt for their next meal, people were already doing most of these things anyway, and people were much more connected with god and religion

    • @MohammedMuhiUddin
      @MohammedMuhiUddin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Fuck intermittent Fasting. Try real Fasting.

    • @350GJUGG
      @350GJUGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Don’t forget mewing for that Greek god face

  • @poopsmith21
    @poopsmith21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13969

    Day 2: I jogged a mile.
    Day 4: I cracked an egg with one hand
    Day 10: my dog ran out of the house, but I caught up.
    Day 20: I read the odyssey in Braille
    Day 35: my sex appeal formed an aura around me
    Day 40: went to the gym, all the squat racks emptied.
    Day 60: I learned to speak in Hieroglyphics.
    Day 70: my phone held a charge for 10 days. Brightness at max.
    Day 90: I tickled her G spot with my voice
    Day 100: my wifi works wherever I go.
    Day 150: I resuscitate my grandfather. He died in 1994.
    Day 360: I mine Bitcoin with my subconscious.
    Year 2: I am energy

  • @josephwright5140
    @josephwright5140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7404

    I think nofap for me was less about not not masturbating and gaining stupid super powers and more about no longer being dependent on internet pornography, which is addictive

    • @Mousehawk21
      @Mousehawk21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      Sexual Freedom? Sexual Slavery is what it really is.

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      That's the point, no fap isn't about "gaining power" it's just to excersie you mentally on the idea of abstinence

    • @ezra5788
      @ezra5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @Agressive tubesock, the real loser here is you. Masturbating to pixels on a screen is sexual freedom? A real Alpha male does not touch himself to other people having sex, that's one of the most pathetic beta things a man can do. How about you have real sex instead of watching other people fuck on a screen? Porn is for losers who get off to watching other men fuck women. Pathetic

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yeah but if you so vehemently oppose porn then you’re letting it still have control over you. Just forget about it. Let it fade away into nothingness.

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Also please don’t refer to other human beings as alpha and beta males. That shits cringey.

  • @aaronsanchez1551
    @aaronsanchez1551 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    To be honest the confidence growth happens when you have better control over yourself better. I sleep allot better, less anxiety. I feel more stoic especially at the gym I don’t need supplements anymore. I have more energy and I engage more with people especially females where it’s just casual conversation with complete eye contact. Just a whole change for the better. It’s all about the discipline you develop

    • @Moriningland
      @Moriningland ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that’s the actual benefit. Discipline is a good thing.

  • @kid3686
    @kid3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6135

    6 hours into nofap. I can see trough walls(only when there’s a window)

    • @stay_m4d
      @stay_m4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Underrated

    • @Sid-uc5ms
      @Sid-uc5ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@stay_m4d Severely underrated

    • @TMeek94
      @TMeek94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Troughs are for feeding animals

    • @Chancethestylist
      @Chancethestylist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kanye Legitimately Smiling nice profile picture bro

    • @joshbronson8577
      @joshbronson8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol y’all funny asl with these comments

  • @wp4872
    @wp4872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4337

    Day 38 of No Fap:
    I just killed two stones with one bird.

  • @user-rc5oi5nc7y
    @user-rc5oi5nc7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4111

    “Day 902, I know who let the dogs out”

    • @SHIVANJAY619
      @SHIVANJAY619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      H underrated

    • @manuam98
      @manuam98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??

    • @itsalllove204
      @itsalllove204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too it was Smithers!

    • @EricSmyth4Christ
      @EricSmyth4Christ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ALOL

    • @snazdogdbfan251
      @snazdogdbfan251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Day 903 I know the name of the dog from Scooby Doo

  • @johnharrison4592
    @johnharrison4592 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I've been nofap for 12 hours and I feel like a new man. The struggle is real but I will stay strong!!

    • @god9249
      @god9249 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @poojar102
      @poojar102 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      12 hours lmao u basically slept and were awake for a few hours

    • @2010hyundaielantra
      @2010hyundaielantra 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah

  • @thechosenone711
    @thechosenone711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    Day 73: some bald guy in a wheelchair wanted me to join his school for the gifted

  • @OnePlancheMan
    @OnePlancheMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    Steve Rogers did nofap for 70 years, look where he is now.

  • @noname3609
    @noname3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    Day 700 : Death is afraid of me.

    • @benitodifrancesco7254
      @benitodifrancesco7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's something Tony Ferguson would say

    • @remnant4363
      @remnant4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont believe you

    • @noname3609
      @noname3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remnant4363 you're right.last night I had a wet dreaM

    • @kennethwilliams3932
      @kennethwilliams3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @vinnie1827
    @vinnie1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    With nofap I’m much more social than before. My confidence raised and I felt completely independent of the society especially women!

    • @DylanDocker
      @DylanDocker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a genuine comment

    • @xykiller6976
      @xykiller6976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DylanDocker prove it

  • @joneh9483
    @joneh9483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Day 235 of nofap: I can now communicate with blind people using sign language.

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    Day 5: I won a staring contest with the sun

    • @aliamin2159
      @aliamin2159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Finnegan McBride thought it was a solar eclipse.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah chief it just looks like the sun went out cause you went blind

    • @InfamousX1000
      @InfamousX1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So... you stared at the sun until sunset? And you’re typing this? I’m impressed, you cured blindness in just 5 days!

    • @FrankieTeardrop1998
      @FrankieTeardrop1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that's just day 5, wow!

    • @Baldoxxx4000
      @Baldoxxx4000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dont stare at it absorb its energy like Superman

  • @Freegameteachings
    @Freegameteachings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    Day 93: David Goggins is no longer able to look me in the eye.

    • @alejandrodurancardona4006
      @alejandrodurancardona4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's gon take more than 3 short months. You dont know him, son

    • @aussienation9714
      @aussienation9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Who’s carrying the boats

    • @VenomLeon
      @VenomLeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *LMAO*

    • @ame70068
      @ame70068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @Charlie-eq3dj
      @Charlie-eq3dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A better response would have been that you can look David Goggins in the eye.

  • @scorpionwins6378
    @scorpionwins6378 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Just started my nofap journey. Currently 9 days in after falling off the wagon. I'm going to make it through to November this time.
    I wish all my fellow brothers out there all the willpower in the universe.

    • @thehyperluz
      @thehyperluz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in it for 2 weeks now.. my goal is also to see my progress in November. We can do it brother, we'll make it 💪

    • @lakutomafoso
      @lakutomafoso 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So, how are you doing with your goal?

    • @Superfreq69
      @Superfreq69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is my 1st No-Nut November

  • @GugaSouza0
    @GugaSouza0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    Day 238 - Aliens see me when they try DMT

    • @Kennnxn
      @Kennnxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is gold

    • @Chris-gd2qp
      @Chris-gd2qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You win bro

    • @adam-pc1wt
      @adam-pc1wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alicoban7956
      @alicoban7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VİCTORY İS YOURS,MORTAL

    • @Wizard_Sony
      @Wizard_Sony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment so far

  • @michaelwduffy
    @michaelwduffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    “It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them.”
    -Epictetus

    • @Travelling..Bottle..Digger
      @Travelling..Bottle..Digger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Epictetus sounds like he was a poor man

    • @mitigate385
      @mitigate385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      “No man is free who is not master of himself” -Epictetus

    • @doublevision2943
      @doublevision2943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Greedy and overly horny people are the weakest people there are and the scary part is the majority, vast majority of people is exactly that, but you don't have to be.
      Becoming a master over these 2 aspects is true strength, happiness and confidence

    • @53Strat
      @53Strat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Travelling..Bottle..Digger Maybe he was, but his wisdom and influence will be more then you can ever imagine to have.

    • @johnseymore9304
      @johnseymore9304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ‘Let the part of thy soul which leads and governs be undisturbed by the movements in the flesh, wether of pleasure or of pain, and let it not unite with them, but let it circumscribe itself and limit those affects to their parts’
      -Marcus Auralius

  • @parikshitvirmani6387
    @parikshitvirmani6387 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After doing it for 300+ days, I can say it is really tough not to jerk off if you are not using your energy in any way. You either meditate, create or work your ass off then only will you be able to maintain the streak ✨

  • @mr.nobody6392
    @mr.nobody6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3485

    This Comment SECTION is *PURE GOLD*

  • @doedog612
    @doedog612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    Day 300 of nofap: attention pays me

    • @jalenhiggins
      @jalenhiggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lil Wayne reference?

    • @doedog612
      @doedog612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jalenhiggins ong😂

    • @HeliqRL
      @HeliqRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      intellect

    • @sethanimal1481
      @sethanimal1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      today I went shopping, and talk is still cheap

    • @HenryThe12
      @HenryThe12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haters can’t see me, nosebleed seats?

  • @spaceslav8954
    @spaceslav8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3629

    Day 21: it ain't much but it's honest work. There's no joke.

  • @henylor2813
    @henylor2813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    After one week, I can sense my extrovertness coming back

  • @blizzforte284
    @blizzforte284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    NNN day 9, I started referring to girls as "females".

    • @Streetpfosten
      @Streetpfosten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We can do it!

    • @blizzforte284
      @blizzforte284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      NNN day 14, I constantly think of my "seed" that I need to "shoot" inside every genetically attractive female my eyes filters through the sunlights photons.

    • @dkvitaleme
      @dkvitaleme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      19 days brutha I know we still doing great. 11 days left.

    • @blizzforte284
      @blizzforte284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NNN day 20, my balls are about to explode. Whenever smell an attractive female, my seed stresses to burst inside their womb and impregnate their eggs.

    • @khristianwilliams903
      @khristianwilliams903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes not joking guys

  • @anelevilakazi8467
    @anelevilakazi8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4100

    day 2: had some extra virgin olive oil & now it’s just olive oil

    • @_saintoj
      @_saintoj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Are u saying u fucked your olive oil?

    • @skullsalt
      @skullsalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@_saintoj contact with him makes you coom in 0.3 milliseconds

    • @robertg6339
      @robertg6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Day 1: had some extra virgin olive oil & now its half virgin olive oil (only did oral)

    • @valkrie5816
      @valkrie5816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_saintoj yes that's what I yes pretty sure

  • @emergencyfood1367
    @emergencyfood1367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Benefits of NoFap:
    Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.
    Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.
    Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.
    Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.
    Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.
    Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.
    Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
    Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.
    Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.
    Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact-just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
    Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day-all 15gb of it-you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
    Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.
    Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
    Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
    Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
    Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
    You give your fellow humans one last look-they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way-but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.

    • @awxuh
      @awxuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why did I read all of this… and believe it

    • @presauced
      @presauced 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely one of the best comments I've ever read. This truly needs more likes.

    • @petrol_prophet
      @petrol_prophet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this was absolutely epic

    • @ahmedkhalidali9912
      @ahmedkhalidali9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can confirm this is scientific fact

    • @CarlitosWu3y
      @CarlitosWu3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am blindly going to follow this to a cue

  • @toniodotcom
    @toniodotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    LOLLL these comments. I swear, a whole community poking the same joke is priceless.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s this year’s Chuck Norris joke if you think about it

    • @toniodotcom
      @toniodotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jlupus8804 Chuck Norris must have dark blue balls

    • @ultraatari9298
      @ultraatari9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Day 16: Twitter got banned from Reddit

    • @petergeramin7195
      @petergeramin7195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 likes

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If you think about fapping, you’re thinking about fapping.
    If you think about NOT fapping, you’re still thinking about fapping.
    Put your mind, time and heart into other passions if you really want to No Fap.

  • @lachlancarrucan3040
    @lachlancarrucan3040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2208

    Day 4 no fap: just slammed a revolving door

    • @nordic5436
      @nordic5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jane Austin currently day 4 of NNN, still waiting for December 1st

    • @gkjay07
      @gkjay07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfaoaooaooa

    • @gkjay07
      @gkjay07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfaoooooo

    • @OheyBro
      @OheyBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @Stylishute
      @Stylishute 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane Austin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jagritbhatia5765
    @jagritbhatia5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5613

    day 100: when i go swimming, i dont come up for oxygen, oxygen comes down for me.

    • @jakehernandez209
      @jakehernandez209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      got me spittin my ceareal bruhhhh

    • @kickflipz
      @kickflipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfaoooo

    • @bagyongpablo761
      @bagyongpablo761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuckin' OP man ngl

    • @maenadxxx
      @maenadxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahhaha. Amazing 👏

    • @abdulaj4956
      @abdulaj4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kieran6163
    @kieran6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    Day 333: Cold showers make me sweat

    • @nwchi234
      @nwchi234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kieran Come on you Mariners!! We’re Grimsby Town!!

    • @ericn.1822
      @ericn.1822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recommend you to visit nofap.com 🖐

    • @muchresonance2211
      @muchresonance2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Day 400: I entered the Multiverse

    • @jsingh98
      @jsingh98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cold showers actually make me sweat lmao

    • @gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705
      @gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easy be fat or live in the tropic.

  • @elementfps6354
    @elementfps6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    my dad had to bring me to my therapist's office one day, a new person. He brought me to the wrong place that turned out to be a no fap support group. It was the most awkward 60 minutes of my life.

  • @tobismashed
    @tobismashed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    “To UNDERSTAND pain, you must KNOW pain” - Nagato on nofap

    • @tobismashed
      @tobismashed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      TheRealBenStiller can’t still a kid

    • @phillewis3180
      @phillewis3180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kid Kakashi say hi to kid Obito for me

    • @ridwan149
      @ridwan149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kakashi 6th 😂😂

    • @Watergunner
      @Watergunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheRealBenStiller you sound like a pussy lmao

    • @oyeahjustcomenting
      @oyeahjustcomenting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegamingguys200 he may be apussy but your alittle bitch

  • @Cooking-Babe
    @Cooking-Babe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    Day: 99: I told my boss to clock out and go home

  • @Dxvincenzo
    @Dxvincenzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    The guy with hair looks exactly how he sounds

    • @467076
      @467076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Andrew Stevens 😂😂🤣

    • @theswingingman
      @theswingingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not really

    • @r.custard8059
      @r.custard8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Why tf does this comment make so much sense?! 😂😂

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I.K.R. Lol!

    • @pradeepsethi90
      @pradeepsethi90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @malscyllis
    @malscyllis ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Idc fapping has saved me from making some real bad decisions.
    Never go grocery shopping hungry.

  • @jedkhs3358
    @jedkhs3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Day 485: Duolingo bird stopped emailing me

  • @Buspepper
    @Buspepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    Day 1000: elon musk is asking me for money

    • @solowarrior1145
      @solowarrior1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂 “can I borrow some Bitcoin 👽”

    • @troy8063
      @troy8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simply said day 1000 aint coming for all of us

    • @KAYYELI
      @KAYYELI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lilchris1839 pathetic creature

    • @sepehradonis6959
      @sepehradonis6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilchris1839 It depends on your mentality. Nofap is easier for strong mentalities. I recommend Meditation and working out If you want to improve your mental health.

    • @ryhnayy1364
      @ryhnayy1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Simon Kalin th-cam.com/video/EMuy9AvO2q0/w-d-xo.html it was in my recommended lol

  • @ahoj4148
    @ahoj4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    Day 235 of no fap: facts now care about my feelings

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah but is your wife a doctor?

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, but can you decide what to do if you had to make a policy decision that would benefit only either the United States or Israel at the others expense?

    • @benitodifrancesco7254
      @benitodifrancesco7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross it's just a joke,chill...

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@benitodifrancesco7254 Yeah. Exactly the same. Try taking your own advice and grow a sense of humor.

    • @benitodifrancesco7254
      @benitodifrancesco7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross k

  • @VannTheDawn
    @VannTheDawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My testo levels actually went back to normal after a couple months of not fapping, it used to be below average, also I feel a lot stronger when I’m in the gym.

    • @joachimgauckler8555
      @joachimgauckler8555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fapping has no negative effects on testo levels, prove me wrong.

    • @stephen7690
      @stephen7690 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joachimgauckler8555 actually t levels go up after 7 days. That's how long the study was for, there are no long term studies yet

  • @hasnainashraf2600
    @hasnainashraf2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2714

    Day 57: I've made this comment despite being in North Korea.

  • @laserpanda9553
    @laserpanda9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    Day 176 of nofap: I plugged the usb in the correct way around before the first attempt

    • @Max-yn5lu
      @Max-yn5lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude, that's impossible XD

    • @TheRexTera
      @TheRexTera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it a bird...
      Is it a plain...
      No it’s...

    • @Ezra_27
      @Ezra_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Accuracy 100%

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plot twist, it's a type C USB.

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So this is the power of ultra instinct...

  • @therealrates
    @therealrates ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That pause Joe took. I love that he can do that and be so comfortable with it.

  • @dt7827
    @dt7827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    "Where as when I have sex...with a human ". I'm glad he cleared that part up

    • @walkingalive1093
      @walkingalive1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Lmao best comment hands down

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hahahaha he took his time
      That pause was enough to notice how weird it was

    • @rafnaegels8913
      @rafnaegels8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Read this while simultaneously hearing it, made it better to sink in.

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not convinced.

    • @miguelmejia4656
      @miguelmejia4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so he's gay?

  • @alexdiezg
    @alexdiezg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    Year 69 of no fap: I've found out what Victoria's secret is.

    • @toniodotcom
      @toniodotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's weird I read this comment EXACTLY the second after I tought of it. :O

    • @5.7hemi79
      @5.7hemi79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @4holePatriot I'm fuckin wheezing bru

    • @chosen7774
      @chosen7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s the tracker in the bras

    • @mustardman9178
      @mustardman9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How original

    • @joshaustin9119
      @joshaustin9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shes got herpes.old news

  • @wilmermendez1002
    @wilmermendez1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Day 75: Ice cream machines start working when I go to McDonald’s

    • @chakitank7614
      @chakitank7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one. 😂😂

    • @iwilltoo5816
      @iwilltoo5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated

    • @Habeel13
      @Habeel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You wish 😂

    • @Matiaza
      @Matiaza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coz you are the repairer?

    • @stickydickrick
      @stickydickrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soooooooooo good

  • @Chaveze101
    @Chaveze101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Releasing that energy into your goals and into a skill is.

  • @patientdiscipline
    @patientdiscipline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    One must conquer himself first before he could conquer the world.

    • @evanbriggs3673
      @evanbriggs3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      preach my guy

    • @jaimenunnikhovenmuniz7624
      @jaimenunnikhovenmuniz7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Very similar to Jordan Peterson's "Put yourself in order before you critize the world" quote and also very true.

    • @scottshelby843
      @scottshelby843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey boy pablo

    • @patientdiscipline
      @patientdiscipline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scottshelby843 Heeeyy

    • @SocomElite
      @SocomElite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Problem is you can't conquer self. Self is ever evolving.

  • @rafatagliari2250
    @rafatagliari2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Day 45: I argued with my mom and she actually admitted defeat

  • @lotyjop8377
    @lotyjop8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Day 7: i am now reminding Duolingo that it forgot it’s Spanish lesson

    • @Gaberaum
      @Gaberaum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment's awesome lol

    • @takatakiful
      @takatakiful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha

    • @tapaswinimahapatra9750
      @tapaswinimahapatra9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fredthefish6640
      @fredthefish6640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duolingo notifications are wack, I sware they never stop.

  • @shermansadventure1151
    @shermansadventure1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When I was first debating trying out semen retention, this video popped up in my feed, and I thought to myself "whatever Joe Rogan's advice is on the subject, I will do the opposite". Baring a couple of slip-ups, been practising semen retention for nearly 3 years now. Best decision I ever made - thanks Joe, your wisdom knows no bounds!

    • @grantthornton837
      @grantthornton837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Semen retention or nofap?

    • @shermansadventure1151
      @shermansadventure1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grantthornton837 Semen retention is definitely more preferable to no fap. No fap is a good start, but whether you are jazzing into a tissue, into a condom, onto/into a beautiful lady; your body doesn't know the difference. If you are doing it too regularly, you're still wasting that vital life energy.

    • @ryanparker3_2_1
      @ryanparker3_2_1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shermansadventure1151 have fun with that 😂😂

    • @shermansadventure1151
      @shermansadventure1151 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanparker3_2_1 And you have fun wasting the incredible energy and potential inside of you for 5 minutes of pleasure 😊.

    • @theanubhavshow7039
      @theanubhavshow7039 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shermansadventure1151 you're so god damn dumb i can't even begin to explain it lmao

  • @Tylerthety
    @Tylerthety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2814

    How else would Stephen Hawking have gotten so smart?

    • @BadeniaFilme
      @BadeniaFilme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was married

    • @Tylerthety
      @Tylerthety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@BadeniaFilme But he didn't wank though.

    • @SippingVino
      @SippingVino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Winston Nips funniest comment I’ve seen all week

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit LOL

    • @maxwieber3518
      @maxwieber3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      NoNutLife

  • @travisbickle473
    @travisbickle473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    Porn is the drug that has destroyed men ' glad to see people waking up

    • @LashZhvania-Movies-MMA-Science
      @LashZhvania-Movies-MMA-Science 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      onanism exist way far from porn creation

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Distractions have always existed. People used to say that books would ruin the youth. Now it's porn. Next (you) people will probably get addicted to robots or something like that.
      You were weak ( that is not an insult, it is a statement/assessment ). But you are not the world. And that's ok. We all have our demons. But never forget it.

    • @unsungzero787
      @unsungzero787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@Arcaryon Exactly. The problem is that people can’t just control themselves and want an excuse to be complete losers.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@unsungzero787 I don't mind people who can't control themselves - to a degree we are all still animals after all but to make up excuses is such a petty trait in character.

    • @Lazlo.
      @Lazlo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @@Arcaryon porn is what they call "hyper-stimulating." The human brain simply does not know how to process it, same thing with hard drugs like cocaine, crack, meth, etc.
      As a result, it is also highly addictive. If you become addicted to it, you will seriously fuck up your brain. Speaking from personal experience & independent research.

  • @jerameelcorporan9974
    @jerameelcorporan9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    says he can come up with a better metaphor
    Struggles to come up with a metaphor

    • @chaosbreaker8737
      @chaosbreaker8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂

    • @stayhooked9499
      @stayhooked9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      All he did was replace the dragon with a "cum monster "-prolly breathes fire and flies also

    • @Wisdawms
      @Wisdawms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah these two guys are baked as fuck.

    • @rizZ4bh
      @rizZ4bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Fap can do that to someone. 😂

    • @nanayawberko3212
      @nanayawberko3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Doesn't even come up with a metaphor

  • @confiance1492
    @confiance1492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comment section deserves a huge W.

  • @dimikist
    @dimikist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4573

    2 hours into NoFap:
    Thor's hammer is now worthy of me

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Shit.. you should try 5 hours.. it makes you God's God

    • @m3hank
      @m3hank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@FoxyBoxery Bro I tried It For 24 Hours, Now I can Control Space And Time.

    • @eb_tigers0775
      @eb_tigers0775 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/uZdv-TtiMkg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Getting.Better
      @Getting.Better 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did for six months. I had a blast of involuntary ejaculation and was reincarnated through that blast of sperm.

    • @menace3583
      @menace3583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @oslo what? 😂😂

  • @veetour
    @veetour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Day 200 of No-Fap: My therapist starts going to me for sessions.

    • @Khalikhalzit
      @Khalikhalzit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha, you need a therapist, you weak loser.

  • @ghostmedic86
    @ghostmedic86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9320

    "when you're horny, you'll date people just for sex"
    Basically how every relationship I've ever had got started.

    • @sajitpadencherry6674
      @sajitpadencherry6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Ok

    • @colewilliams5773
      @colewilliams5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ghost Medic Cool story bro

    • @gin727
      @gin727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      shit teach me how to be like you

    • @seanburke4622
      @seanburke4622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this comments hilarious

    • @jamiegaskins3687
      @jamiegaskins3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Am I missing something here isn’t that the point?

  • @daimontana
    @daimontana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    15 mins into nofap already feeling like a greek god

  • @AboudiObeidi
    @AboudiObeidi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3833

    day 352 of no fap. I've gained the ability to understand playboicarti's lyrics

    • @garmejoile4078
      @garmejoile4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LMFAO understated commented fasho 💯💯💀

    • @jazsi_
      @jazsi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      pulluh an fuh unyah bih ye

    • @KidCarlton
      @KidCarlton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was funny LMFAOOOO

    • @paths5800
      @paths5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AboudiObeidi i am sick of goofy carti fans

    • @westhouse4334
      @westhouse4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO!

  • @NedWasHere94
    @NedWasHere94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4191

    “well on the positive side, sex will be a lot more pleasurable. On the negative side, sex will be a lot more desirable”
    I see this is an absolute win!

    • @pedroclaro9458
      @pedroclaro9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      not if you become desperate

    • @MrMuffinZ115
      @MrMuffinZ115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@pedroclaro9458 like me lol. currently day 66

    • @costistochita6052
      @costistochita6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      On the negative side, the sex will take less time

    • @E27043
      @E27043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@pedroclaro9458 actually, if you quit porn and jerking off you get used to being horny all the time and you get used to being horny and not get engaged in sexual activity every time you want and you just accept it, you don't become desperate, I was much more desperate when I was masturbating every day, and that daily ejaculation would constantly remind me of how good it feels and when you see a chick you just think "omg it would be so much better if I could ejaculate by having real sex" and I was way more desperate. Now I won't say I don't remember how it feels like, but because you never ejaculate by yourself, you won't miss anything, you still know that sex is good and girl attract you a lot more but you get used to flirting and not banging every fucking time you see a girl.

    • @robertg6339
      @robertg6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@costistochita6052 still a win.

  • @guest1754
    @guest1754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    Day 70 of nofap: I know why the chicken crossed the road.

    • @shortchubbyneckbeard1681
      @shortchubbyneckbeard1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      you're now on *Aristotle* level of intelligence
      congrats brother

    • @jamesjamesF12
      @jamesjamesF12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good one

    • @V12-h2m
      @V12-h2m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To knock at the idiot's door.

    • @RubbishRebel
      @RubbishRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get it XD

    • @V12-h2m
      @V12-h2m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RubbishRebel knock knock

  • @mr.b1223
    @mr.b1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The is the best comment section of all time , better than some comedy sites

  • @uraveragewoe9132
    @uraveragewoe9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Day 365 of no fap: Chickens are asking why I crossed this road

  • @EmissaryOfSmeagol
    @EmissaryOfSmeagol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    Gonna miss these comments when Joe hops to Spotify lmao

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Some of the funniest shit online.

    • @etxsports5836
      @etxsports5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Millionaires boys club

    • @gazelle510
      @gazelle510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He will still upload clips on TH-cam

    • @user-gq7sv9tf1m
      @user-gq7sv9tf1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Le salvador Really? I thought the contract would tell him to stay exclusively on Spotify

    • @GeorgeNAlexandru
      @GeorgeNAlexandru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he had already posted on spotify

  • @melkor991
    @melkor991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    Day 83: I finally know Obama’s last name

    • @TheMusicLauncher
      @TheMusicLauncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is???

    • @melkor991
      @melkor991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Ehrenhund I can’t tell you for legal reasons

    • @kushalnitnaware
      @kushalnitnaware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Bullshit. Everybody knows it is bin-Laden

    • @Borganov20
      @Borganov20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His last name is literally Obama you fucking idiot

    • @MexiCooki
      @MexiCooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      so his full name is obama obama?

  • @dwolfe2907
    @dwolfe2907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol those who haven't tried it will never know- but nofap is no joke. Porn is like a drug, and most people are addicted to it like crack. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms quitting porn/fapping. After 90 days, you feel like a new man.

    • @mikemorrison1690
      @mikemorrison1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have actually smoked crack off and on over 5-6 years, from 2006 until 2010-2011. I've also been a compulsive porn user for as long as I can remember.
      Leaving crack alone was easier.

  • @sambitmukherjee1713
    @sambitmukherjee1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Day 42: I called an American for tech support (from India).
    Day 80: A priest confessed his sins to me.

    • @bigfishtokyocat7789
      @bigfishtokyocat7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Day 911, the police call me.

    • @Grande79
      @Grande79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Day 42🤣 underrated

    • @tamishgoyal5962
      @tamishgoyal5962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Grande79 I am on 40 right now. Just two days and I will call you.

  • @dumbcat
    @dumbcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    the secret to cutting back is to stay busy with productive things. sitting around with nothing to do leads to overindulgence

    • @thenkindler001
      @thenkindler001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Productive or not, there’s always time for a phat wank.

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cutting back?

    • @michael2k898
      @michael2k898 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mdiem cutting back to the simpler days

    • @iwillusethisshittysystemwh7862
      @iwillusethisshittysystemwh7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have no purpose but to fulfill my addictions. I did not win the genetic lottery. How do I not be miserable? I'm sick of being tall and weird looking plus having no dick. Women always assume I have a humongous fucking Peter but it is mediocre I assure you. I cannot whip it out with confidence it's like 5 inches erect. Hear me out I was born a month almost 2 months early and was circumcised. My mother screwed me over again.

    • @williamfisher4663
      @williamfisher4663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel u bro. My mom cut me too
      I fucking hate that bitch. My dick surprisingly enough is large probably genetics. I think the circumcision and vaxx are to fuk u up.

  • @alank4558
    @alank4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Day 347: I told my grandma I'm not hungry.

    • @funmend4783
      @funmend4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @davidstanisic6444
      @davidstanisic6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How dare you refuse grandma

    • @frostkun7716
      @frostkun7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's just rude yo 😭😂

    • @TechGamestips
      @TechGamestips 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @الطائفه الناجيه: هي ما كان عليه الرسول وأصحابه dude smoke sometimes and chill hahah

    • @Alan18012
      @Alan18012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kachigga

  • @dannyperrell2497
    @dannyperrell2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Day 100 of nofap: I out pizza’d the hut.

    • @Bubsack101
      @Bubsack101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You better keep your head down

    • @hallowedbethysponge
      @hallowedbethysponge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Danny Perrell bullshit

    • @hoofhearted316
      @hoofhearted316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The fbi would like to know your location

    • @SirGBocka
      @SirGBocka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Danny Perrell impossible

    • @jvjustvibes9103
      @jvjustvibes9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danny Perrell legend

  • @_uditsingh
    @_uditsingh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1620

    I'm 69 days into noFap... And I no longer need electricity in home.

  • @eurosnuke1678
    @eurosnuke1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    Day 420: weed gets high from me