Well was wrongs ones ok..VIP vs fucks terrists at saves mates Olds mates biggest tko..lot much ok..bitchs words lot yea see VIP..in locked income out..best too me lot much fucks my ass in ideals that tko all different plays come in for securitys good up skys come not..dies go up..lords input ass holes monk Scotty ok.biggest men mates said up skys lords yea..see that remmebers if Scotty good but not see records my selfs so much calls Scotty ok..or son soldiers 007bond FBI soldiers new on ideals set up..see this Scotty ok..Adkins looking ok .
An EXACT copy of the original Mean Machine with Burt Reynolds. Psycho doesn’t want to play until he hears “ we’re playing the guards” then he breaks a nose ....etc.etc.etc.
***** Oooh, I offended someone. Big deal. Apparently you've never heard of a remake. A remake has to have an original, then to have one that was made after. I was talking about the 2000's version of longest yard. You need to check the dates on that and grow up..
The Longest Yard (2004) is a remake of The Longest Yard (1974). This movie is based on The Longest Yard (2004), the director of THIS film was inspired by The Longest Yard (2004). Just to clear things up.....
He killed 23 men with his bare hands. Maybe I should take up karate. That was before he took up karate. Funniest line in the movie
Nah haha "looks like he's ambidextrous, idk about but he can definitely use both feet " 😂😂😂 gets me everytime
He's the Jock that even the Jocks are afraid of.
Such a legend for knowing this movie 🤜🤛👌
"Thanks a lot Mr. Monk" 😂
"Aye, I'm with ya."
Add in the hilarious face.
This has to be Danny Dyers most underated role...
amazing how many direct similarities there are between the two remakes
Man you really gotta love the Monk hes so random :D
J'adore Jason !!!!! Thank you Ashley !
the monk cracks me up, lol... gotta love statham :)
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Isaiah Tukuvaka r/ihadastroke
Monk makes the movie. So crazy!
@zaxter09
The Longest Yard is a 1974 American comedy sports-drama film with Burt Reynolds. The 2005 movie was a remake.
An EXACT copy of the original Mean Machine with Burt Reynolds. Psycho doesn’t want to play until he hears “ we’re playing the guards” then he breaks a nose ....etc.etc.etc.
thank you!
Need to watch this!
Wish you could hear the audio. Got it so damn low
i was laughin lyk hell at "u did that on purpose" "tell him it was a accident" "aye were an accident" lol 02:52
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This is y we don't play with psychos......LOL love this guy!!! I haven't seen this movie in a long time......
"Aye, it was an accident."
best line in the movie, "numero... two"
I haven't seen it before
But true LOL
The original longest yard was made in 1974 the adam Sandler remake was in 2005
Yes but the longest yard had the same story as this and yet word for word
@@darkmster6100 At least in The Longest Yard, we could understand what they were saying.
@@arcycha1 They invented the language.......
@@arcycha1 thats because you never learned proper english
Like the confusion in his eyes when he think 😂
Awe hahaha we're playin the gaurds. Never heard of this. It's like the longest yard? Fun
Monk deserved an origin movie😂😂😂😂
sorry i thought you ment the remake cheers ross
LOL
This smile after he broke his nose XD...
AWESOME XDDD!
Don´t know that movie, but it´s really great!!!
-> sorry for my bad english... I´m german
The movie is called mean machine
You know a prisoner is way over his head when he can't attack the monk without being laid out
He is my new idol!!!
thanks a lot i found it. It is like you say, captain dread by the Dreadlocks
HAHA! I didn't see it was made in 2001...Adam Sandler has some explaining to do!!!
I still like the 1974 original.
Best belly laugh in years your hard yeah i am pow pop crash bang 🤣 😅😅right im hogging it someone else have a turn.
The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard
Haha Mick Carter learnt the hard way
loooooooool this is awsome
At last we've seen the Tommy Johnson aka Danny Dyer
I see Omid Djalili.... a thinner version 🤣
lol. good one.
Yeah, he's Scottish in this film
Oh my gosh!! Its like the Longest Yard
*****
Oooh, I offended someone. Big deal. Apparently you've never heard of a remake. A remake has to have an original, then to have one that was made after. I was talking about the 2000's version of longest yard. You need to check the dates on that and grow up..
Longest Yard - 1974. Mean Machine - 2001.
#1- Infinity - all straight up Vinnie moves.
Go Axe.
I love this guy :D
jason statham as a kung fu scotsman, neat
English version of the Longest Yard, original Burt Reynolds
Lol he is such a bad that guy that he always ends up in prisons in all of his movies
Haha, a british longest yard
Longest yard was an American mean machine boyo. Check the release dates.
Americans always copy other classics.
whoa I neeed to see mean machine and monk rules
Can anybody please tell me the name of the song, when the two comentarist said you gotta love the monk. It is kinda irish. Please
What's with the effing sound?? Why is it so low? The commercial before the vid was BLARING but the video is a whisper.
Wow....in no way does it mirror "The Longest Yard"...except the plot, characters and story line
Its meant to isnt it? Isn't it a british remake?
It came out before it jeez do you some basic search before talking nonsense.
monk is awesome xD
@JoshLUHG....Longest Yard came out BEFORE this movie (I mean the original one...not the one with adam sndler and those other clowns.)
See Mick Carter is in this ,Whats this Film Called ?
2:51 Mortal punch
The Longest Yard (2004) is a remake of The Longest Yard (1974). This movie is based on The Longest Yard (2004), the director of THIS film was inspired by The Longest Yard (2004).
Just to clear things up.....
hkhk96 came out before 2004 though 🙄
He acts like Chev Chelios hhhh
LOVE THE MONK! GO SCOTLAND!
03:21 what accent is that?
THE MEAN MACHINE
Mean Machine. kann ihc nur empfehlen, habe ihn selbst gesehen:)
the longest yard film with adam sandler is basically the same but with american football and an american prison.. :P
why is the sound track so damn low?
Those eyebrows are... astonishing.
I saw this movie when I was 9 years old and the thing I remember about it most were those bloody eyebrows. I've not seen any like them since then XD
this is like the longest yard...soccer edition
It's a remake
1K dislikes from the prison guards
i like it
MONK IS A FUCKING DEVIL .. I WOULD HATE TO BE NEAR THAT GUY looooooooooooooooooool :D
great actor!!!!!!
numero...two.
what is this for a film wie heißt dieser film oder was ist das wo ist das her
ich möchte ddas wissen weil ich ein großer fan von jason statham bin
O'Reilly the builder from Fawlty still going strong then?
So basically just s British version of the longest yard. 😅
this came before the longest yard i believe
america loves to steal ideas from others
This was made in 2001 the longest yard was made in 2005
Ash Turner And then original Longest Yard was made in 1974.
Ash Turner ,
The longest yard was made in 1974
The original.
The original longest yard was made in 1974 starring Burt Reynolds
what's the title of that movie ? can't find it online...
Peter Bond mean machine
Polish Apples thanks
Anyone know what the monks back tattoo is about?
before he took up karate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
please what is the name of that movie
PLEASE say the name of the movie!
so far its the brit. version of the american movie ..longest yard..
where did evreribody hide this movie? man it's great man vinie jones and statham
Cadê a ação ??
Badass
omg wtf ? the longest yard?
Can someone give me the link of the film in streaming? Thaaaanks
what is the name of this film ?
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nahh mate, the film's called 'Mean Machine'. The Monk is just the psychotic goalie in the film
i love jason :)
no its from a movie called "Mean Machine"
Перевод на русский
name of this move and year production
The sound is low
naw hes not they mention glasgow in it n can u not hear the accent?
The Transporter
TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to see this lol and add it to my jason statham collection. He is so HOTT
Yeah, he is cuuuuute and has a lovely bum.
GILakaGP3 Then came 2005, and Sandler stole the show.
i want to be a Keeper now
"Numero two" just cracks me up
No fuck that, that's not even worth thinking about 🤣🤣
Well Thay say he could have turned pro before he turned Mad 🤣🤣🤣 love Chip 🤣🤣
THE MONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
@WWEFanChannel123 not true... the longest yard came out 2005. Mean Machine was made in 2001. america allways remake good euro movies into there own
Not very loud is it.
Remake of the longest yard.
The longest yard was a remake of this. Dumbass.
@CorruptedCurse You tell the Monk that....