charborg has a strange infatuation with robbing homes, and we know that his online career won’t keep food on the table, what else could he be doing on the side I wonder?
I fucking lost it at 23:52, imagine someone broke into your house and you're hiding in the corner watching as he takes your stuff and he accidentally bumps your TV against the wall and you're like "careful with that, its a $1400 dollar Samsung TV!".
"noooooooooo im just a small little goblin, please dont swing your sword i will die to one attack ooooooooohhh i only have three hit points please sir i am little goblin i will not drop good items nooooooooooooo your sword is so strong im level one goblin donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh" little goblin - 2011-2021
I think you should make another part of this goblin series where he explores into the Dark Brotherhood, and you can call it: "Vampire Goblin Commits Capital Murder for Low Wages"
Idk but 12:02 is one of my favorite parts Its just the (oh shit-) feeling gublin gives off when the guard looks to see whats they are saying just kills me xD
The Adventures of Gublin shall be told for millennia! Grandparents will tell it to grandchildren, Teachers to their students! And Me-to the poor minimum wage Walmart cashier who just wants to finish their shift and leave!
The skeleton would have obeyed if you yelled, "STOP RESISTING". Also, the evil orphan caretaker was obviously talking about how she couldn't stand looking at your face anymore. Death was too kind a mercy.
I quite literally made an oblivion Dunmer called "Grumbo the goblin", played for a couple hours, then went on TH-cam and saw you uploaded this. I understand why I'm subscribed
And that was the story of “gublin the goblin that smelled like shit and delivered mail” join us next time for the story of “trull the troll that was hunted down for war crimes”
Fun fact: Though Skyrim has one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
I stream and upload on my second channel all the time while I work on bigger projects :)
check those first 2 links in the description
Deez
Nutz
Charnbork
Ok
god dang GOOOOBLINNNS
So glad you finally gave us a look into your day to day life.
@oh no stfu
@oh no go away 😤
Damn someone call the police
666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/murderedbywords
charborg has a strange infatuation with robbing homes, and we know that his online career won’t keep food on the table, what else could he be doing on the side I wonder?
He works the pole in the shining glitters every weekend, and he works it well.
Is it game mastering games of "STRIP ARSON"?
He steals people’s organs
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 where where where where where where
He be a rapper.
I fucking lost it at 23:52, imagine someone broke into your house and you're hiding in the corner watching as he takes your stuff and he accidentally bumps your TV against the wall and you're like "careful with that, its a $1400 dollar Samsung TV!".
"This isn't about you!"
SPOILERS!!!!!
@@jyfuyfjyfkhfkhfkufku174 dont look at the comments if youre gonna complain afterwards. the comments are for talking about the video
@@jyfuyfjyfkhfkhfkufku174 bruh what get your goofy ass name outta here
@@jyfuyfjyfkhfkhfkufku174 im forcing you to relive this moment 3 years later
"noooooooooo im just a small little goblin, please dont swing your sword i will die to one attack ooooooooohhh
i only have three hit points please sir i am little goblin i will not drop good items
nooooooooooooo your sword is so strong im level one goblin donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh"
little goblin - 2011-2021
Goblin slayer vibes.
so true
@@thaoster209 naw those goblins deserve to die, the level 1 goblin is just a small widdle goblin guarding a dungeon
@@cameronwilsonfan Sympathy for a gaaaawblin!? You're on thin ice!
Rtard bartek
really had to put him into the stinky water.. :/
I injected myself with pee 2 hours ago
really did dun put him in the stank.
@@OrangeGuyyO-O cool
@@OrangeGuyyO-O super effective against vampires
@@OrangeGuyyO-O 12 hours have passed, how are you feeling?
“You are smaller than me so I will pick on you!”
Troll- “He’s right you know!”
*SMACK*
Your characters are starting to overlap.
Jerry: lives in the sewers, stinks, is disabled
Gublin: lives in the sewers, stinks, is disabled (short)
rude
@@goldensloth7 you must be short 😬
#SHORTIESUNITE
@@holloww_dwella I'm female and 5'8"... I just love a short king!
@@goldensloth7 you like short kings, you say? 😳😳🥴😏😏
Finally, someone leaked the Hobbit prequel.
The Shimmy Jimmy Rillion
Da Gooblin
And so the Courier, who had cheated death in Skyrim, cheated death once again, and Tamriel was forever changed.
patroling skyrim almost makes you wish for a nuclear holocaust
"I could be out there killing dragons,"
*death*
"I could be out there killing skeletons,"
*death*
goblin: guess I'll die
wow this almost makes me want to mod skyrim for 3 hours again and then play it for 15 minutes until i remember im playing skyrim
Do you know of any good mods that can make the game similar to the vid?
@@graycrest806 nah man i haven't played it in years, you could always ask charborg tho, I'm sure he'd answer if he sees your question c:
@@babababoiboiboiboi Oh alright! Thanks anyway for the reply. I'll be sure to give it a shot!
Its literally in the beginning, Ultimate Skyrim modpack
Too real
oh jeez i hope there are no little goblins around who will eat my livestock
Gublin getting beat up by everyone would never make me not laugh lmao. The way Char sounded genuinely thrown off by it
I think you should make another part of this goblin series where he explores into the Dark Brotherhood, and you can call it: "Vampire Goblin Commits Capital Murder for Low Wages"
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap By Dastardly Diminished Dracula
Idk but 12:02 is one of my favorite parts
Its just the (oh shit-) feeling gublin gives off when the guard looks to see whats they are saying just kills me xD
Me too dude ME TOO!!!! And the look of absolute disgust on her face too hahahaha
i'm late asf but when he goes behind the wall and waits until the barred gate is closed to start talking again just completes it
11:41 Getting clapped by the flame blast, doing a header into a tree and THEN bursting into flames broke me. Oh my god.
When the guard slashed you after you punched the kid that looked so scary from goblin POV
The sheep running in the water was so amusing. When it poked its head out of the water it looked so realistic
The Adventures of Gublin shall be told for millennia! Grandparents will tell it to grandchildren, Teachers to their students! And Me-to the poor minimum wage Walmart cashier who just wants to finish their shift and leave!
20:56
This is operation:
gi-
sstub-
BuR-
steal from the safe
and
burn the bee hives
It never fails to make me laugh
"I´m a filthy little goblin and I need to be bunished"
I was changing clothes when he said “Mom that goblins taking its clothes off again.”
I want to take this video seriously, but the rapid rise of people discussing the…benefits of goblin girls prevents me from doing so.
The downside of using discord
@@CeraphineLuna You say it as if it’s a negative.
That addict in Riften would agree
What’s wrong with goblin girls?
what?
This is literally just a simulator of my life.
What a life you have!
just grow up then
The skeleton would have obeyed if you yelled,
"STOP RESISTING". Also, the evil orphan caretaker was obviously talking about how she couldn't stand looking at your face anymore. Death was too kind a mercy.
1:30
Charborg: "get your feet back on the ground and act like a real skeleton"
Skeleton: "*OH YEAH BREAKDANCE*"
I quite literally made an oblivion Dunmer called "Grumbo the goblin", played for a couple hours, then went on TH-cam and saw you uploaded this. I understand why I'm subscribed
My favorite online fish has uploaded, It's going to be a Good Day.
I just discovered your channel and I am loving this. Seeing the addict in the retrospective was the hardest I laughed in a while. Great content!
Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around coming after us
Don't talk about Dale like that!
Who ends an adventure story with the line "I can't read."
That line caught me off-guard.
And that was the story of “gublin the goblin that smelled like shit and delivered mail” join us next time for the story of “trull the troll that was hunted down for war crimes”
The fable music in the beginning kills me. I love you, please stay up
“I cant’t read”
~ Gublin the Thief, (4th Era of Tamriel)
Damn you didn’t have to destroy Sams whole career like that
sam did that himself
Truly something magical
I’m dead
11:42 that rebound off the tree really got me.
Sometimes, when I can't sleep, I watch goblinborg. It makes my happy happen.
The video starts to end and he turns into a vampire "I can't read" then into sick raps - nice 28:03
This makes me want to read the Lusty Argonian Maid again
Lusty Argonian Maid 2: Wreckening.
Coming this summer to a theatre near you.
Not even the first seconds and I recognized the song immediately. Fable 2, Bowerstone. An actual bop.
The whole gable trilogy is nothing, but bops
Finally, when they added a sonic the headhog race it was a good start.
But now Skyrim with mods can be the best role playing game in history.
This is art, change my mind. I've been laughing non stop the entire video
this guy is a genius at making story-based gameplay
Dang, why is there only 1 part of this? And why did I discover this masterpiece 3 year later?
Gublin must return somedayTM!
This was really well done, I love the zoom out from the sewer during the intro.
Fun fact: Though Skyrim has one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
@no just no i think its randomly generated, someone correct me if im wrong.
no mans sky is crying right now
@@Name42069 It is random generated but also mostly repetetive in terms of its mechanics since it is an old game.
you mean daggerfall, because you literally can't walk out of a town in arena. the game just doesn't let you
Hmm? Skyrim isn't all that big by today standards.
If this was on stream, something along the lines of: "Hot goblin gf." was probably spammed in chat at least once.
Bro the comedic timing on these clips is unreal
9:21 That mace clobber sound was just 👌
Haven't laughed so hard in a while! Amazing. Gob-log. Looking forward to the continuation
Lovin' the Halo and Fable music throughout
Charborg is like a slightly-more-consistent Beadbanana.
Charborg is incomparable 😤
You could even compare them to likes of Criken, when he did those artsy films videos. Makes me wonder what gone wrong.
I love how well you put these vids together.
Only charborg would sign off with "I can't read" and then put on a banger
this video is full of Mind Goblin references and i love it
Man I always look forward to your vids. Can always tell effort goes into it
Wait I swear you said during first stream that the goblin stuff is going on second channel.
This is surprise and a welcome one.
i cant believe youtube didnt notify me of this upload, this has made nz's second lockdown slightly more bearable, so excited to watch
It didn’t notify me either!
Please make this a series. I haven't had this much fun with Skyrim in a while.
Real missed opportunity at 14:37 to say "what was that.... must've been the wind" 😆
Oh my god I love this! Please play more Skyrim.
I wouldn’t be surprised if years and years in the future charborg became a movie director
These videos bring so much joy to my day, thank you Charborg.
The camerawork is actually so good on the gublin title
im a filthy little gublin and i need to be punished
i do love dirty little goblins
Also u are so underrated I’ve just started watching some of your videos and I liked all of them, u should have at least 1 million
The construction workers are from ram ranch. No way they are real workers.
18 half naked construction workers in Whiterun Sewers...
Gublin was such a cute name for a Goblin tbh
In my heart of hearts Charborg is always a little goblin.
This is _the_ 'El Goblino' that tomato always talks about
13:42 the lady jittering in terror for no reason and a halo theme are perfect I cant stop laughing 😂😂
Charborg always makes any game he plays look fun I cherish every one of his video because of that and now I cherish this one
Some say she isnt the only monster lurking the lands of skyrim. There is a legend of another.... A vindicator
A time may come when the world needs them the most
Charborg’s outros are always bangin’ no exceptions.
im amazed by the comic book aesthetic. i cant even pay attention. this is too beaituful. i love skyrim
The fable music at the beginning has sparked a play through binge.
I found you thanks to this video, i'd love to see a series off of this. Loved the vid
I remember playing this game on my typewriter
maybe the real potion was the friends we made along the way
The fact that almost no one can pronounce "chitin" correctly never fails to amuse me.
But hey, no child left behind, amirite?
babe wake up new charborg video
Ok, that was actually very entertenaing haha. Good work on this Gublin story xD
I love all the Halo music Char's using in this vid
It’s crazy how he literally makes song for outros and I used to wonder why it took so long for him to post
11:42 my sides are fuckn dead. Poor lil goblin got smacked with a fireball, snapped his neck on a tree, THEN caught on fire.
that......was beautiful so glad TH-cam recommended this to me. definitely subscribing
I like my rhymes with my beats like my milk with my cheerios, best add some more sugar and a few more zeros... thank you
0:31 "teleports behind you" *nothing personal kid*
I love you Charborg please don’t ever stop
actually sad the video ended, i want to see more of this goblin
"I can't read, 🔥🎤😮🗣️🔥"
Goblin song goes hard ASF ngl
Only pickpocketing raises your pickpocketing skill, stealing random stuff does nothing but fill your inventory.
the bowerstone market music was actually killing me
I feel 24% dirty after watching this... if I had to give a rough estimate
Don't mind me just waiting for resident evil village "meet my dads half of the family"
this is so underrated, one of the best videos