Public School Is The Worst. Mike Speenberg - Full Special
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Was on a cruise several years back and Mr Speenberg was one of the comedians on board. Was lucky enough to be in the front row and get picked on by him. Nothing disrespectful, typical male nursing jokes. Ran into him in the buffet the next day and he took the time to say hi and said “I just want to make sure you know I respect the hell out of what you do.” He’s a good dude.
🤣 so what exactly do you do, if you don't mind me asking. There's gotta be a reason why he chose to say hi to you.
'Rob a bank. There used to be a time when you could just walk into a bank and rob individuals. Now kids are just doing it online' 😆. You gotta watch out for them kids. They'll take your pants off if you're not careful
Cedar Poplar I’m a board certified emergency and trauma nurse. I’m also a monster of an individual. Just jokes about my shrek-like hands and a rectal exam. I don’t remember details, just that he was cool as hell the next day.
@ Cedar Poplar... Are you one of those slow growing cedars...?? The poster stated exactly what he did..., “ male nurse jokes...”...!?
I was on that cruise? The Carnival something
Your just chasing clout. If not prove it
I seem to remember some documentary or news story about school lunches, and they were talking to a lunch lady in the school kitchen. They asked "Is this where you cook the meals for the kids?" She replied "This is where we heat up the food for the students." Kitchen in name only.
Yeah, it's all done in a central location these days and the individual schools just heat & serve the food now.
i actually like this guy.
he seems like he's TOTALLY enjoying himself on stage. not often do i see one that so obviously has this much.
Every story you told could be mine! Thank you for the memories, laughs and confirmation that WE LIVED!!!
Ditto! He knows my youth!!
Ditto also... What a trip down memory lane. The funny one that is. I'm 51 now WTF?
Go do something
@@howiwatchvideos go play on the freeway.
Strange as a 26 y.o in august ive had almost the same childhood
Those Flintstone Vitamins tasted so good back in the early 80's...😁 My parents had to put them on the highest shelf we had in the kitchen, because they caught me sneaking into the bottle and eating the grape ones... I still remember that T.V. commercial song... 🎶 "We are Flintstones kids! ... 10 million strong, and growing!" Mike Speenberg took me on a fantastic trip through my child hood. I remember ALL that stuff, from BOOK IT... To Pizza and corn. 🤣👍🏻
This guy remembers this stuff WAY too well. It's as if he never stopped living it. And the Yosemite Sam bit. Funny because for a second, he became Yosemite Sam.
"Your aunt die? how you get the pontiac?" i cantttttt
My first car was a 71 pontiac ventura II lol ( in 2001)
This was incredibly wholesome and entertaining at the same time. Respect for that guy!
A masterclass in clean, clever, sweet natured comedy. Thanks !!
Oh he made me so nostalgic when he recited The Weekly Reader, Highlights, and the Pizza Hut Book It program. I lived to read enough books to get all the stickers on my pin (which was holographic). Then our family would go to spend an evening at Pizza Hut and I gave them my pin and got a mini pizza. Those were the days. And don't get me started on getting a book and some of those scratch and sniff stickers from the Weekly Reader! I still have them in a sticker book somewhere.
For me it was the skating rink. Our favorite song at the rink was Electric Avenue. I never could play sports, but I had that fancy footwork :D
@@Alien_at_Large Couples Only now Couples Only 💑
Remember when wonder bread had a sticker inside the bag touching the bread?. We were smart enough to know we couldn't eat them. My mom was a lunch lady and they saved stickers for me. I had a Peanuts lunchbox full of them. My brother covered the back of his door with his and got the belt for it. They were on there 'til that house burned down !.
@@bobbilheimersky7689 All Skate !
Hokey Pokey on skates. Free Baskin Robbins ice cream from the Library summer reading club.. i remember the square pizzas, but we also got pizza hut and taco bell sometimes.
Wow I didn't know that every school across the country served rectangle pizza and corn. The pizza wasn't bad for the first 2 weeks.
Kids were so bored in my cafeteria they took up eating French fries with mustard.
Lol. I always asked my mom for extra money on pizza day... I love that stuff!😂
Never got old for me! That and fries!
My mom used to threaten to take the layaway back all the time.
"This is the last bastion of free speech." Truth
Good job man. I was unsure at first, but your ability to interact with the audience was great!
remember friday was always fish and tartar sauce? mmmm! and the dinner rolls! the hamburgers!
They had amazing dinner rolls
Nothing like a Southern boy with a sense of humor. Howdy from Texas.
Our elementary school had cajun woman who cooked gumbo catfish and other great food. They cooked so good that we didn't raffle off things we sold tickets for plate lunches. They always sold out too.
Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! You described my childhood to a T. “Unless you come busting in with a vacuum cleaner” even my kids were crying laughing!😂🤣 Thank you Sir 🙏
Omg I remember pizza and corn!!! At the time, it didn’t even seem weird. 🤦🏽♀️
It was my favorite day of school lol
They are still feeding them square pizza and corn
I agree and for some reason it was always like on a Thursday or Monday but never the same days of the week consecutively.
Best thing they had. Rice pudding sucked. Lol
My parents sent me to school with a bagged lunch but I would trade my bagged lunch for Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes and corn day.
"...unless you come bustin' in with a vacuum cleaner..." He knows my dogs, lmao!
"...unless you come bustin' in with a vacuum cleaner..." He knows my dogs, lmao!
Ikr lmao mine too
I have the exact same shirt. Love how much fun this guy is obviously having.
I can still smell that faux leather waterbed trim. And feel the way that rounded mattress sunk down into the canvas and plywood frame if you rolled too far over.
Seriously did this guy live my middle school life? I actually went back to a skating rink not long ago as a 36 year old--not too shabby, especially given the spinal injury and the bum knee--and just couldn't resist the big dill pickle.
Layaway is when a person gets something when they finish paying for it.. OMG I just can't...
I've never had a drink in my life, but if I see one more ad I think I'm going to start
This guy is hilarious 😂 does anyone else think he looks like Joe Exotic if he gave up meth.
He looks like Foxworthy
He looks like both Joe Exotic and Foxworthy.
Joe doesn't do meth anymore. LOL
REEEEAAADING RAIIINNBOWWWW
I miss that show. Lol.
My school would play that and magic school bus on fridays.😂
Yeah, the second he mentioned that show, the song was in my head, and it will be for the next 2 days 🙄 "take a look, its in a book, its reading rainbow..." lol
and to think Levar was sued. he had a literacy program for adults and said their key phrase so they sued. and won 😕
Why the hell can I hear it?!?! It's been years since I heard that
I'm from north Carolina. This dude is talking exactly the way I grew up
Me, too!!! On both NC & way I grew up!!!
I'm in CA, and it was like that out here too. Not many people will own up to the reality of "what used to be."
I still have a rotary phone on my kitchen wall... WITH the extra-long coil cord!
😅
In the 60s and 70s the lunch ladies used to actually cook from scratch. It was delicious!
that rectangle pizza was good! most popular lunch ever !
WORD!😆 i used to ask my mom for extra money on pizza day just for that!😂
Dejavu!!! I LOOOOVED my rectangle pizza w/ "canned corn"!!!😂😂 Life was so much simpler then...
Is it sad that I miss that pizza?
@@cameronjadewallace heck no!😂 i miss it too!
I was thinking so too
In some countries they put corn on pizza. Potato too sometimes. It is good! Don't knock it until you've tried it.
It sound weird but it really tastes good.
Dude, I would have lost my mind if we had been rich though for the above ground pool with the half deck!
You were rich kid if you had a deck and pool
I would have lost my mind if we were rich enough for a pool bigger than a kiddy pool. I had a blue barrel i filled with water and jumped in. Was jealous of my cousin who got a horse water tank to swim in.
@@Striker9 We had a cow tank too. We played with those giant glass marbles on heavy string. We played with asbestos shingles that fell of the house, too. Somehow we survived childhood, LOL
he killed this, the crowd was just lame
Bro wasn’t funny
I think the crowd was OK, it just wasn't the right one. His bit is more Blue Collar Comedy Tour than Dry Bar. I've watched several of these comedians outside of this channel and many of them are just as funny either way. I still laughed...just haha rather than HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH !
I thought they were very good ! Why do you think they were lame ?
He did kill this...but the crowd was alright too.
Most of his material isn't relatable with them. I have lived near Provo most of my life and I could tell this wasn't a vibe for the crowd.
This guy Mike was great, lol! My first time seeing him. I love how he interacts with the audience and builds his show integrating around them. It seems like people always want to heckle comedians, so it makes sense to me that he just picks a few people to talk to. It's a great way to improv and to make it different for everyone every time! I think it's really smart and fun to watch.
I never played high school basketball but if I would've then I would have played the same position as this guy
I playd some of every sport but football,or rugby..and maybe a couple others i forgot.. Lol.
I got to play during practice. Hit quite a few home runs. Was pretty decent at swimming. Soccer was pretty easy. Basketball was alright. But i never played for more than fun...and i think they knew that and thats why i never got played. Lol.
He looks and sounds like he's really having fun!
Thanks for the laughs! 👍
My school lunch was making my own pb&j or bologna sandwiches in the morning. Add a few cookies, an apple and mom was outa the loop for 6+ hours.
I learned to fear Mom's PB&J, made my own cheddar & mayo. Took my lawn money to Shorty's Meats and got half a pound of pastrami-livin' large all week!
I was a teacher for 29 years. K-8 through the years.
No high school? That's where all the good drugs are
@@bangchansrubberducky8244 Our middle school and high school were together, so they all knew me and had been taught by me. The HS students would get passes to ask me questions, or for help on an assignment. Drugs began in elementary school since that is the main interest. I did have a young man who played with the chiefs when they won the Superbowl. He stays in touch with me. I had many strange experience in out county. They are my kids.
@@fairday2 😮😮😮 whaaaaaaa that's insane dude. And you must be a really a good teacher tbh
@@Bike551 Media Specialist. I started in K-2 Then they switched the school to 5th-6th; and finally I moved to the middle school, which was in the same building as the high school. I had remedial classes in the morning, but my job was to teach research Technics and let them check out books and take tests on what they read. But, most kids considered me their mom. or auntie.
@@bangchansrubberducky8244 I took care of the students and they knew I cared. That was important for them to know that what I taught was important. I don't know about great, but I did it my way instead of how they wanted.
Can't get over the resemblance to Jeff Foxworthy. Probably gets that a bit too lol 😄
So funny, this dude's a natural on stage 😁
If Jeff Foxworthy and Tiger King had a love child...
I prefer budget Foxworthy.
🤣🤣🤣
@@rapmastac1362 😂
I see it. 🤣
My childhood in a nutshell
I can relate to everything! 🤣
Me too
Saaame!😭😂
For those who keep saying they’ve had corn in pizza, this was pizza WITH corn. And not any corn, either. Watery canned corn swimming in a slick of margarine and white pepper slopped on a plate with a ladle.
Resting Bitchface yes oh my god that was our lunch everyday!
I'll eat that to be honest...🤣 Because I love both pizza and canned corn... Buy yeah, to eat them everyday? Must be a torture...
The most amazing and overloaded pepper ever normally too. Lol
and a white milk. Reduced lunch bringing it down to 40¢ made it possible to buy the 50¢ peanut butter square!
This will soon be on the "popular videos" playlist for the channel.
I laughed more than usual
FYI: They do have corn on pizza in Hungary, I couldn't get pizza without corn while I was on holiday there.
Also in the Netherlands
You like it?
Belgium, too. Tuna and corn pizza. 🍕😝
Gross
Panthror yeah, but this was pizza WITH corn. And not any corn, either. Watery canned corn swimming in a slick of margarine and white pepper.
This guy just went with the flow, no repertoire what so ever, and he forgot that the magic of this show is that it is CLEAN comedy
I can’t believe he remembers those books! Priceless.
You'll never make love on a waterbed... I can't stop laughing!
It is something! I looked at some because of this and they have come a long way. Still a lot of work but would be nice to have a cold bed during the summer.
We love snipe hunting in NC. He didn't mention cow tippin though. Ah, the suicide, man this guy takes me back. Thanks Dry Bar.
Awesome comic. I love dry bar because it's kinda pure comedy. No salacious jokes, which I love as well, no cursing, both which can get cheap laughs. It's gotta be harder to have a good set under these conditions. I love it
"Do you remember these things? I bet you dont because you're too young." My little brother is in middle school in Texas and he tells me about literally all the same things this man says. Lol still a funny routine though.
Just a regular guy telling regular everyday jokes and fun things he's experienced. Good laughs!
Really enjoyed this one! More of him if you have some available Please!
Awesome 👏 God bless you and your beautiful family brother 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I’m crryyyiiinnnn at the layaway jokes 😂
Love the judy blume reference
remember the blonde skinny guy from pirates of the caribbean with the wooden eye?
this is him now
Our "media center" was a tiny room secluded off of the nurses room. She does one person at a time.
I enjoyed him so much! So nostalgic and his inner kid is still alive.
I'm smiling an lol.
..Dog joke at end👍🏼💯
Give Mitchell a good scratch for me
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Thank you for the great video! I woke up this morning hoping to watch 30 minutes of commercials. Sadly, they kept interrupting them with a comedian, for short pieces of time. At least he hit it out of the park, with great bits! We lived the same life!!
Omg!!! This guy's too hilarious he reminded just how funny my childhood was in the 70's. His grin is great quick wit clever material 😁😄🤣👌
Mike Speenberg, you are ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!
Best dry bar comic I've heard yet!!!
>>> Snipe hunt was the best I have ever heard. Solid genius. Thx.
You got suuuper excited when it was "mexican pizza" day! The octagonal one was elusive and exciting to find on the tray, ha!
I kid you not: right when he was in the middle of his bit about the lady in the back of the kitchen drawing grill marks on burgers with a magic marker, an ad popped up from a steak company that said "It's Grilling Time!"
Funny. Laughed.
As well
Laughing.
Now.
Did indeed
Laugh
I know everything this man was talking about. The good ole days
LOOOOOOOOOOOVED The Weekly READER😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
What a great set! Thanks Dry Bar and Mike Speenberg for the laughs!
So funny! He took it back with the number 2 pencil and scantron! 🤣😂🤣
This man is so funny he made me go through two Depends!
I can so relate to him. Hilarious!
This is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever listened to.
Some Foxworthy vibes, this guy killed and toy can tell he had so much fun in this set
Here in Taiwan, at Dominos and Pizza Hut, canned corn is a TOPPING.
On the mainland as well.
😬
Try roasted corn on pizza, takes on a new flavor and depending on the roast, gives it a little random crunch here and there.
@@rapmastac1362 Now, that sounds tasty!!!
That rectangle pizza was awesome. I'm going to get some now. They sell it at the grocery store.
WHAT GROCERY STORE???? that was my FAVORITE!
Saucy Wench ANSWER US!!! WHAT STORE, WHAT BRAND??? 🙏🙏🙏🤤
indeed.. i loved that pizza.. I've been getting tontinos party pizzas.. similar but not quite the same
The rectangle pizza on Lucky Tray Day! School lunch burritos and Tater Tots!
@@tomfrazier1103 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s awesome. I grew up in Louisiana and every one of my friends that had an uncle named schmoo that looked like him. Gotta take the ttops off the Camaro and run!
We had those hearing tests when I was in elementary school, and I’m only 23...how much has changed in the last 15 years if what he’s saying is actually true!?!
Dude's hilarious and smart! 🤣 Seriously, I think funny comedians are smarter than most magicians...
Lol - cultural differences ... I had to google "big wheel" - at first I thought he was referring to the Ferris Wheel. 🤣🤣
I did have that "mixed drink" at the roller rink. It was called Kamikaze in my area. Amazing how that spread around in pre-internet days.
JJ Ryan haha we called them zombies
So funny!!! Pizza and corn makes laugh so hard. The one reading thing he didn't mention was RIF(reading is fundamental). I lived for the day the RIF van would come and you got a free book!
Not if you come to S.Korea, they have corn on pizza lol
Thee Lance 🤮not a fan of corn. Good day sir. 😉
Love this guy! 😂
lol all these fun memories of all this stuff back in the day. Hilarious and keeps it clean.
💖😆💖 He reminds me of my youth!
BROOOOO this guy is hilarious!
Mighty fine show ! Thank you !!
He was a great performer at the Atlantis. Even in the face of unruly guest he kept the laughs going. Boston ✌️😎
The main thing to remember is happy wife happy life. Lol
Enjoyed your show, Mike Speenberg!
Oh My God 🤣 he's great. I can so relate.
We had mcRibs for 3 weeks with no buns. I taught in media center.
Great sense of humor and audience involvement!
Excellent all the way. Super laffffsss !! I loved his set. Solid.!
21&16 and then 22 I really enjoyed meeting them as well.
He doesn't get enough laughs. This guy is funny.
We had the same food at catholic school. I thought it was because they were laying down the guilt early
Commenting because I HAVE THIS SHIRT. Found it in a by-the-pound goodwill in North Carolina. I cut the sleeves off though.
"You don't even know your real daddy!" Lmao!
public school is better than private schools. I went to both and the people are way better.