Snow White looks like an Acid Trip

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  • Will the Snow White 2025 "live action" cgi movie do well? Do we want this? #DISNEY #snowwhiteandsevendwarfs
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  • @alyaniellewilliams7419
    @alyaniellewilliams7419 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1268

    Imagine climbing the ladder of success as someone with a physical disability and then once you're at the top, you kick down everyone trying to follow you up. Way to step on the little people (pun intended) Peter!!

    • @gabi4205
      @gabi4205 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

      That was disappointing coming from him, especially remembering what Tyrion wisely said: "Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you."
      The movie could have empowered so many upcoming actors who already don't get many opportunities. Instead they opted for uncanny valley effect 😍

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

      Right??? Peter Dinklage complains that it's ''Fucking bigoted'' to hire dwarves, meanwhile he's literally a millionaire because he's a dwarf. Not saying he isn't a good actor, but good actors are a dime a dozen. Good dwarven actors are rare, and that's what got him to where he is.

    • @stormveil
      @stormveil 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      "Pulling up the ladder behind you"

    • @arnesahlen2704
      @arnesahlen2704 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I tried writing to him... could not find an e-address, may gave to mail it. He could afford to hire 7 dawrf workers ...

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I do not understand this? They are still stereotyping dwarves, but not giving any dwarves jobs. The worst of both worlds.

  • @orboakin8074
    @orboakin8074 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +251

    The thing about Snow White is that she has more kindness, innocence and inner strength than the Queen and that is what made her so much more fair. She had inner beauty and outer beauty. But can any of us actually see Ziegler as a Snow White with her toxic personality?!

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This WokeBrown self-centered asshole narcissist has the most offensive superpower ever, akin to the mythical King Midas, as everything this obnoxious little shithead touches turn to shit like her, which nobody wants to near.

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Rachel never struggled a day in her life

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@catmerchant8699 She did whine about struggling to get into Snow's dress everyday for an 8 mil check.

    • @waterodyssey5663
      @waterodyssey5663 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kaykutcher2103she was trying to stand with sag aftra, wording something poorly doesn't make you toxic

    • @waterodyssey5663
      @waterodyssey5663 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@catmerchant8699except for all this online hate

  • @clayongunzelle9555
    @clayongunzelle9555 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +757

    The dwarfs were the heroes of the original but watch how they make sure to change that

    • @shadowlancer45
      @shadowlancer45 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Because they are biologically male😁😁😁?

    • @shadowlancer45
      @shadowlancer45 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Because they are men? 😁😁😁

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Guess Snow Brown will give herself the Heimlich to get that apple out.

    • @yay29823
      @yay29823 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This is something that wouldn't bother me that much

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@yay29823 Enlighten me, what would bother you?

  • @user-qu8pp3cq8q
    @user-qu8pp3cq8q 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +130

    The original plot had three scenes with the Prince. He overheard SW singing and joined in. Then he didn't appear after that until he found out she was in trouble. That is hardly "stalking"!

    • @Jsa460
      @Jsa460 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      A lot of the old movies have the prince kissing the sleeping princess to save them trope. It's not a great trope to the honest. It's not stalkery by the old faerie tales, but by modern standards it's pretty lazy and not a great look. But I mean all they have to do is remove that one part and replace it with something else if they're worried about it. My pet theory is that Disney thrives on fan baiting but switching stuff up they know will upset some fans for attention and so if the movie bombs they can point at them and blame the ex-fans rather than admitting they're making lazy, uninspired moves that need the name of the originals for anyone to consider even seeing them.

    • @Superlad9494
      @Superlad9494 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The Prince was supposed to have more but due to animating difficulties they got cut. Prince Florian is basically Green Arrow and doesn't speak horse so ah...he took the long way around.

    • @user-qu8pp3cq8q
      @user-qu8pp3cq8q 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@Jsa460 Heaven forbid that the prince kisses goodbye what he thought would be his one true love (which was a bigger deal in those days where couples would get married quicker/earlier in age).

    • @wayIess
      @wayIess 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@@Jsa460 The only stories that had a prince kiss a sleeping princess were Snow White & Sleeping Beauty. Think of every other Disney Princess movie and the only other one involving a kiss solving a problem was The Little Mermaid. The Princess & the Frog actually made a kiss turn Tiana into a frog as a catalyst.

    • @anonview
      @anonview 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@@Jsa460 The Prince didn't even know he was saving her. He was kissing her goodbye. As for being a trope, it has never fallen out of popularity. Romance readers and fairy tale lovers still enjoy sweet, innocent kisses. If sci-fi lovers get lasers and action movie lovers get guns, then why can't the fairy tale lovers get kisses?

  • @wotancatro9479
    @wotancatro9479 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +698

    It's possible that the mirror was just trolling the Queen for laughs.😁

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      ''We do a little trolling. We do a little trolling!'' - The Mirror

    • @hodor1765
      @hodor1765 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      what u mean... possible.... ? XD

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      The Mirror : I need to see the rest of you to judge who's the fairest my Queen *Starts recording

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That's probably where the story is going to go because it encompasses modern Disney;
      ⚫ villainesses must be sympathetic. Being so insecure she becomes the puppet of her own mirror would fit
      ⚫ the true villian must be a twist villian
      Although now that I think about it I've seen a plot where the mirror is the true bad guy and it was in the Veggietales adaptation of Snow White.
      Are Disney low enough to steal a plot from Veggietales?

    • @darknessblades
      @darknessblades 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Maybe the mirror hates the actress, and wants to use the queen to get rid of her

  • @yagamifire7861
    @yagamifire7861 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +192

    Dinklage is the perfect textbook example of pulling up the ladder

    • @GerardMenvussa
      @GerardMenvussa 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Pulling up the ladder to the kitchen counter ^^

    • @user-lo6yv6mn4u
      @user-lo6yv6mn4u 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Underrated comment 😇

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +416

    You expect me to believe GAL GADOT is jealous of how Rachel Zegler looks????
    Let me say that again:
    *GAL GADOT* ?!

    • @karenhall4645
      @karenhall4645 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      Rachel Zegler is pretty, but if your going to cast Gal Gadot as the queen you need to cast a Snow White with comparable looks.
      I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but....

    • @klamacz47
      @klamacz47 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Well, the main idea of the evil queen was that she was crazy (a grown woman wants to kill a 14 year old child because the mirror told her she was prettier)

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I’m just as confused as you are

    • @alexakaa.charlesross8919
      @alexakaa.charlesross8919 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think the mirror is like "I'm going to fuck with her, maybe it'll get her out of the castle"

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@klamacz47 She's not 14 in the animated version though. Her age was never mentioned. In the original fairy tale, she started of as 7 and lived with the dwarfs until she was 14.

  • @yi-hira
    @yi-hira 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +188

    Snow White is lierally the only Disney character whose skin is literally the whole point of her name. She's supposed to be white. It isn't a metaphor of her pure personality. It literally is. "Skin. as (key word) WHITE. as snow."

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      and that's why they were furiously rubbing their little paws at the idea of replacing her with "Weird Weird" Zegggler

    • @SpicyTexan64
      @SpicyTexan64 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@yi-hira literally?

    • @Sneedseednfeed
      @Sneedseednfeed 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Change her name to Turd Brown at this point

    • @sexywarriorwomen
      @sexywarriorwomen 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@SpicyTexan64yes literally

    • @waterodyssey5663
      @waterodyssey5663 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@marcogenovesi8570 she's more talented than you

  • @RAYROD
    @RAYROD 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +692

    What pisses me off is that he sees the problem he has caused for his people and he stubbornly stays quiet while drinking the finest wine imported from Kingslanding.

    • @Jsa460
      @Jsa460 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      I've lost a lot of respect for him. I mean he's a great actor, but as a person he just seem to come across as bitter and self important a lot of the time. I mean apart from speaking for everyone when he said they shouldn't cast little people as dwarves in snow white (I mean why does he get the sole vote on that! It's not even an IMO thing, he just comes out and goes "hey don't do it" and the studios jump to his command it seems) he's also gone on the record saying that people only hated the last season of GOT because "the pretty white people didn't get their happily ever after." I mean either he's deliberately trolling or he's bitter and deluded. (And it seems to be the latter.)

    • @MadsThorlund
      @MadsThorlund 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @@Jsa460 He really hasn't done anything memorable outside Game of Thrones and he kinda just plays himself in a lot of movies/shows, not sure i'd go as far as great actor. But he fit Game of Thrones really well.

    • @jonelrobinson7432
      @jonelrobinson7432 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Jsa460 Agreed! He is a bitter jerk for that!

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      Yeah that's crazy to me. It's funny how they have a way thicker skin than he does but he had no problem taking all of those roles. Is he taking his money and helping the dwarf community?

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Alteori yeah the way he reacted 110% reminded me of his role in "Elf" where Buddy calls him "one of Santa's elves" and he then lunges at Buddy. who would have thought that was actually a manifestation of what he was like in real life?

  • @Barbinheimer-ke6fl
    @Barbinheimer-ke6fl 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +134

    Fun fact of the day, Rod Serling purposefully wrote scripts for the Twilight Zone that required black leads. He was Jewish and a WWII vet and was vocally arguing for the importance of black creators in a time when the censors barely wanted them on tv. He was the goat

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Well damn see that!!!! Wow.

    • @sleepyxhollow
      @sleepyxhollow 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I came to the comment section just to see if anyone mentioned that. He truly was a goat. He understood the importance of writing compelling stories and characters and not just the important message he wanted to tell you, there's a reason why every time there is a marathon people watch it.

  • @soulechelon2643
    @soulechelon2643 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

    I used to be a fan of Dinklage all the way until he quite literally slammed the door in the face of his people. One of the rare few times where dwarf actors are mandatory and this dude ruins it. That said, he isn't the only problem. It's absolutely crazy that Hollywood accepted just *one* person's opinion as gospel for every single person with Dwarfism. Also crazy how those with Dwarfism called it out and got ignored. On that point alone I will refuse to watch this movie.

    • @Ilovegrunge123
      @Ilovegrunge123 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Supposedly Disney consulted this dwarfism community organization forgot the name and knowing how organizations are now of course they will say it’s an issue having them play them in a movie.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      Hollywood does that for everything. They look at the very vocal minority and then they make their decision based off of that and not the majority.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right? Theres no many dwarves in industry and they listened to the only one just because he is famous

    • @HugeConverse
      @HugeConverse 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AlteoriThat’s literally what you did in the first three minutes of this video. You not even three minutes in applies all accountability to one dwarf because as you say now he shouldn’t be responsible for all others words? Than how do you act like that’s his position? Are you claiming Peter Dinklage wants to be the sole voice of the movement or are you saying he’s at fault for not taking all responsibility for millions of others. He’s one man being ridiculed for not being a hero as if it’s his job as an actor to do what you expect of him as a content creator.

    • @sexywarriorwomen
      @sexywarriorwomen 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This

  • @mariatrinitymya8618
    @mariatrinitymya8618 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    I used to read the Snow white story from a gigantic old book which is older than my parents. In the story, it is mentioned that Snow white's hair is so black, her lips are so red, and her skin is so white. I was enchanted by how the book portray her beauty. I also have black hair and fair skin, so Snow White became my favorite princess. As a child, I carry that moldy book in my arms and watch Disney's Snow White cus I love her so much. But now, this Snow White? nah She is not my Snow White from Germany.

    • @kittyfreya9141
      @kittyfreya9141 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Not read it for years but didn't her mum name her snow White because she pricked her finger and her blood splashed on the snow while pregnant. Hence the name...

    • @DarkLight6Tv
      @DarkLight6Tv 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@kittyfreya9141 that's a version of the story, yes. She also has a sister named Rose Red.

    • @mariatrinitymya8618
      @mariatrinitymya8618 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@kittyfreya9141 Yes. I heard about that version too. I have read so many versions of it. Its just so "weird weird" when the "snow white" is not your "snow white".

    • @kittyfreya9141
      @kittyfreya9141 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mariatrinitymya8618 For me it's just the name origin loses meaning. So how does this Snow White get the name? Will she be a servant in her own castle. What happened to her father. Is there a huntsman. Adaptations should add not take away. I liked Aladdin, but they pushed Jasmin to the front and shoved Aladdin to the back. Instead of equal importance. The side by sides speak for themselves. I teach and I was teaching the word old and new. My students agreed old lion King had more colour and the characters showed feeling. Aladdin the chase scene was more fun in old, each scene telling a story not just a chase scene. These kids are 10 and English is their second language. They can see fault in new movies.

    • @mariatrinitymya8618
      @mariatrinitymya8618 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@kittyfreya9141 yeah so right. Its okey to change the story but putting tooooo many woke ideology is just aRRRGGGG

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +387

    2:35 The dwarves are hardworking individuals, and might actually have more money than the entire kingdom. If they have an entire mine full of diamonds, and they have a vault stuffed full of bags of diamonds. They may work in a cave, but they could buy a castle if they so choose, but they rather just work in the mine.

    • @33pandagamer
      @33pandagamer 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I think they also liked working in mines from what I can remember (but I could be misremembering)

    • @TheAntiDisneyEmperor
      @TheAntiDisneyEmperor 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@33pandagameryeah they liked there jobs why would they want to leave

    • @shirw
      @shirw 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      And CHOOSE to be kind and help Snow White!

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@shirw The thing with the Dwarves is that yeah they were kind to help snow white. But Snow white offered a service to help out the Dwarves in return. While they were at work, she wasn't going to be lounging around the house all day. She was going to clean the house and help make sure they had something to eat. She repaid kindness with Kindness.. Which is why the Dwarves loved her so much even Grumpy.

    • @ThothsScribe-k6h
      @ThothsScribe-k6h 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That makes Snowwhite a certified golddigger when you think about it. She did say she wanted to be the success she can be so looks like she took the quick route. Probably has a tramp stamp too.

  • @JoeOvercoat
    @JoeOvercoat 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    0:02 What is with her hair?!? It looks like she just…well, it looks different from the rest of the film.

    • @fruitymilky7310
      @fruitymilky7310 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@JoeOvercoat IKR! The hair for the Snow White actors in Disneyland look so much better!!!!

    • @waterodyssey5663
      @waterodyssey5663 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Her hair is meant to be wet so ofc it's not as styled

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      4:15 lmao she ain’t know how to handle dat perky wave 😂😂😂 all the drill rappers know how to tho 😂

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      she's not CGI

  • @anerm285
    @anerm285 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +405

    I love how they just ignore the fact that little people actually exsist, and pretend that they are some invented mythical creatures, along with speaking plants and animals. Not objectivising at all.

    • @liokaizer1662
      @liokaizer1662 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      The dwarves in Snow White are mythical, like those in Lord of the Rings and Nordic mythology.

    • @themanofshadows
      @themanofshadows 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      They’re not ignoring it, just pretending that it’s offensive.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yes its such representation to have them done with CGI instaed of real dwarves.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      technically speaking, the dwarves in the original fairy tale are mythical creatures, derived from gnomes and such of german/nordic folk lore. The issue here is that little people actors with some prosthetics for the face would be perfectly fine dwarves for this movie but they decided to use CGI instead, because nothing says "live action adaptation" like having most characters pure CGI

    • @MissyAmy88
      @MissyAmy88 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      There is a huge difference between being a Little Person having dwarfism and the mythical creature Dwarf. The mythical Dwarfs have 1000 years old history in germanic stories. They live by mining and have nothing at all to do with humans. Like Tolkiens Dwarfs. Different species.

  • @J-B4R
    @J-B4R 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Don't let anyone make you forget that Disney made the movie "Wish" canon as the starting point of an apparently shared disney multiverse, and the king was made into the magic mirror. That "happy, positive" movie made every other disney villain.

  • @ionutbadea7915
    @ionutbadea7915 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +267

    I can't wait for the prince to try and wake her up with a kiss only for her to queef and wake herself up. It's going to be such a wholesome interaction since Rachel is not at all condescending and full of vitriol. Man, fun for the whole family.

    • @purpleprinc3
      @purpleprinc3 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      "Only for her to queef and wake herself up" 😂oh my days 😅😂

    • @johnstrife7
      @johnstrife7 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What does queef mean?​@@purpleprinc3

    • @fireborn
      @fireborn 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      It’s going to be to be Princess Charming…

    • @Tirnel_S
      @Tirnel_S 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Didn't you hear her? She's not gonna be pining for some prince? The film isn't finished so they might cut him all together (I forget her exact wording).

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GalvatronStudios
    @GalvatronStudios 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    My mom has seen a handful of the live-action remakes and she says this all the time “If Walt Disney were alive today, he would’ve died all over again”

    • @AmintaMR-j1c
      @AmintaMR-j1c 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He would have off-ed himself

  • @kyleecook6671
    @kyleecook6671 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    You know, for a simple fairy tale-the original Snow White still holds up. It's a solid piece of story telling. The relationship between Snow and the dwarves has chemistry, the animation is lovely, the Queen is INFAMOUS for a reason. She is iconic. Why not just re-release the original? Make Hollywoods second favorite baby, *The Extended Version*
    There were some deleted scenes expanding on Snows time with the dwarves. You can use *The Extended Version* to explore the dwarves more, or the prince more, or the abuse Snow suffered as a servant. I just...Disney is creatively bankrupt and it's not only depressing, it's irritating.

    • @Superlad9494
      @Superlad9494 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@kyleecook6671 there's even some deleted scenes of Prince Florian that made it into the comic...his escape from Queen Grimhilde's dungeon. That said for Jonathan they actually are doing that...using deleted scenes from 1937 (because it was too hard to animate a dude) to give him more to do as his original personality is actually what they are saying...a Robin Hood type, but since he actually had the crown...it makes him closer to DC's Green Arrow...and both's visual models were after actor Errol Flynn in that era.

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Even the Chris Hemsworth Huntsman movie looks better than this shit.

    • @kyleecook6671
      @kyleecook6671 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @Superlad9494 oh, Florian had an escape scene?! I've never heard of that! That would be super cool to see!

  • @naynay2217
    @naynay2217 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +256

    Cinderella was the only live action to get it right, and honestly deserves more recognition for that.(Edit: by that I mean the only Disney Princess live action. And some even say it’s better than the OG.)

    • @lulukulu5489
      @lulukulu5489 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      It rips Ever After ideas so shamelessly too

    • @TheAntiDisneyEmperor
      @TheAntiDisneyEmperor 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      The jungle book one was decent too it did things differently

    • @IceQueen975
      @IceQueen975 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@TheAntiDisneyEmperor Jungle Book was boring af, so anything would be an improvement.

    • @justalyx7952
      @justalyx7952 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      it was made in 2015, wokeness was officially born in 2016 lol

    • @user-pu9fr4rg5g
      @user-pu9fr4rg5g 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@TheAntiDisneyEmperoryeah jungle book was better

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +714

    I love how Grace Randolph is gushing over it. And well, she was praising The Acolyte till the last episode

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That doesn't make her a bad person or anything

    • @md_vandenberg
      @md_vandenberg 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@animezilla4486 Did anyone say it did? No one said Grace was a bad person. She's an idiot with no taste. Big difference.

    • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
      @oleksandrbyelyenko435 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +128

      @@animezilla4486 it doesn't. But she is a biased and not a trustworthy reviewer

    • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
      @oleksandrbyelyenko435 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      @@animezilla4486 like, I decided not to watch Borderlands because both my friends who played it and some (a lot of) people on TH-cam said it was bad. And I new beforehand that Grace liked the movie as she told that in some other stream. I decided to listen what are pros of the movie that made her like it so much. Out of 15 or so minutes, majority of time she was talking about Cate Blanchett. Briefly about other actors and nothing, zilch about the movie itself.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@oleksandrbyelyenko435 when it comes to some movies like borderlands we all got different opinions some people may like it others won't I personally don't care about the movie if Grace like the movie and the upcoming Snow White remake totally fine but what I find totally messed up is that people are hating on her because she likes something they hate

  • @richardmyhan3369
    @richardmyhan3369 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    As someone who has done acid in the past, if I had a trip like this, I'd never touch aspirin again. Her dress looks like the cheap knock off you get from a Halloween store for your 5 year old. That's 120% fine if you're a five year old little girl. It's not fine when it's a multi-million dollar budget movie. I won't be taking my nieces and nephews to see this. I'm not trying to scar them for life, thank you very much.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't think these remakes work well for boys because everyone is pretty much how useless and/or evil every man is while girlboss is yass queening slaaay the shit out of everything with worse cgi than The Rock in The Mummy Returns. I liked the hand drawn classics for sure as a kiddywink.

  • @ParrotsAccount
    @ParrotsAccount 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +892

    That’s not Snow White, that’s snow-
    My lawyers advised me not to finish that joke.

    • @chumorgan443
      @chumorgan443 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      Snow adjacent.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      Snow bunny (I'm so sorry)

    • @ParrotsAccount
      @ParrotsAccount 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@Marvelfanatic36581:01

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      That’s SAND BROWN!

    • @alexandralite835
      @alexandralite835 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Brown?

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Disney doesn't know anymore what "TIMELESS CLASSIC" means, there is a reason why the Walt Disney's Snow White will always be remembered almost 100 years after it was made, while no one will remember the modern Disney "Non Snow White" movie barely a year after it is released.

  • @keyqchan
    @keyqchan 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +358

    That Evil Queen needed therapy for believing that Sir Farquaad was fairer and prettier than her.

    • @user-pu9fr4rg5g
      @user-pu9fr4rg5g 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@keyqchan stop being rude

    • @missAlice1990
      @missAlice1990 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Lord Farquaad but yeah, uncanny resemblence.

    • @brett443
      @brett443 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

    • @storytellingwithesther2520
      @storytellingwithesther2520 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That's a bit harsh. But yeah. That's like putting a 7(?) against at least a 9.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-pu9fr4rg5gStop being easily offended tosspot.

  • @kylo-juju3796
    @kylo-juju3796 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    7:38 i'm starting to think she was hungy when she edited the video...

  • @dl-vb4vm
    @dl-vb4vm 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    There are cosplayers who sound and look exactly like the cartoon animated snow white. There are disney employees who look and sound exactly like the animated cartoon snow white. There are real life dwarves they can hire for the film, why, why don't they just do this simple thing

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They don't want too.
      They like destroying things

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Because they don't care. They hate money I think 😂

    • @lizzietheginger0137
      @lizzietheginger0137 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Alteori they don’t care about what the people want, therefore putting out the opposite of what people wants wins them no money 🤷‍♀️😂

  • @tylerlittleton6583
    @tylerlittleton6583 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Tim Burton's Snow White would actually be pretty awesome.

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Snow White and the Huntsman is similar i guess

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      but prime Burton, not current Burton

  • @KaeMcSpadden
    @KaeMcSpadden 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +469

    These dwarves have polar express faces.

    • @TheCapedWanderer
      @TheCapedWanderer 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Underrated nightmare

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      EXCELLENT WORK. AITEORI SKIP WOKE DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE LIVE-ACTION REMAKE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE

    • @vodkagurgle588
      @vodkagurgle588 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      That's exactly what I thought!!!

    • @CatLeone2003
      @CatLeone2003 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      How dare you insult Polar Express like that

    • @countryboy1635
      @countryboy1635 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      How dare you insult my favorite Christmas movie

  • @SaucyJack88
    @SaucyJack88 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Alteori: "Why must everything be live-action and CGI?"
    As someone who works in this industry, I can give you a very easy and straight answer; the answer is as simple as it is predictable: Money. Believe it or not, live-action with CGI is significantly cheaper to make these days than 2D animation, even when the movie is 90% CGI like you see here in the Snow White remake.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Isnt it cheaper to have 7 people to play dwarves and rent a cottage?

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      this level of CGI is still more expensive than small-time (pun intended) actors with prosthetics.

    • @s2pdoktopus-pc5eo
      @s2pdoktopus-pc5eo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How is 2D more expensive? A genuine question here because some people say that The Boy and the Heron cost 50 million dollars to make. We know that many animators are underpaid. I dunno if it's the same for Studio Ghibli, I sincerely hope not but let's take that 50 million as the worst case scenario. So in the unideal case scenario you need 50 million dollars for a stunning looking film. Snow White live action apparently cost 200 million dollars to make. They could've used that 200 million to make a 2d film while paying their animators a good sum of money.
      I get that the cost of living is different for different countries too but outsourcing is a thing. I don't want American animators to lose potential jobs of course, just saying that for money hungry companies like Disney, it's an option.
      Well, I guess they pay the actors a lot of money. Just hire voice actors, it would lessen the cost of the actors significantly and then the money they save from that can go to animation.

    • @SaucyJack88
      @SaucyJack88 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@s2pdoktopus-pc5eo in short, it's the way Disney does thing that makes it extra expensive. Most of their 2D animations are rotoscoped, that is to say, they film real actors doing the acting first, then 2D animators trace the footage of the real actors to turn it into 2D animations. This is a painstakingly long and slow process, as each and every single frame has to be traced and coloured individually. If the 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was made today, using the same style and same methods, paying the animators fair wages, it would probably cost somewhere between $150 million and $200 million, and that isn't taking the marketing into account, if you add the marketing cost you'd easily end with a $300 million dollar budget total (yes, marketing is that expensive).
      As for Japanese anime: sadly Japanese animators are still criminally underpaid, but they also use a lot of shortcuts to make their production faster and cheaper; their style and methods aren't anything like what Disney used for the 1937 Snow White. If Disney made Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as a Japanese anime, then yeah, it could probably be made for $50 million, maybe even less.

    • @s2pdoktopus-pc5eo
      @s2pdoktopus-pc5eo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SaucyJack88 oh. That's what they meant when they say it's expensive. I always assumed that when they say that 2d is expensive they're already talking about how it's done now; which is mostly digital. I never could wrap my head around the idea that animation was cheaper then because... Paints are expensive and the cost for papers will stack up, not to mention the cellophane they draw these things on. Now you just buy a PC, a drawing tablet and get a painting software. You even have the power of the undo button on your side!

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

    Going off of just facial expression of what I've seen of Rachel Zegler in this movie she seems to make a better evil queen. Like she doesn't have expressions that seem genuine, but more. I'm plotting your demise in secret, but so long as you serve me you get to live.

    • @anonview
      @anonview 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I agree. She doesn't give off the behavior of someone who has been through neglect and abuse and has just gotten out of it. She looks more like a rebellious teenager who ran away from home because her stepmom scolded her for forgetting to do her chores. Even her movements are less graceful than expected. Not like what you'd see of someone who was raised around aristocracy as a child.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We need an AI face swap of this movie

  • @dorin497
    @dorin497 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    We did a black Cinderella back in the day starring Brandy. Nobody complained as it was not politicized, no hammering of propaganda and virtue signaling. Those who liked it watched it. Those who did not watch it carried on peacefully and were not labeled ists and phobes. Good times

    • @justlaura7177
      @justlaura7177 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That’s my favorite Cinderella of all time and I still rewatch it all the time!!!!!

    • @jonelrobinson7432
      @jonelrobinson7432 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yes! I love Brandy’s Cinderella

    • @elisabonetti408
      @elisabonetti408 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I love the Brandy Cinderella!

    • @iearpaper
      @iearpaper 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I never watched that version so I searched it up and oh my brandy looks gorgeous!

    • @SpicyTexan64
      @SpicyTexan64 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Can we do a white Black Panther?

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    You say it looks like a "Tim Burton Nightmare". I disagree. A Tim Burton movie would be less cluttered with CGI. Including Alice In Wonderland.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen? I think I might be rooting for the villain in this one.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's modern Disney, everybody will be rooting for the villain

  • @Faust_YT
    @Faust_YT 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +359

    I refuse to believe Gal Gadot's Evil Queen is envious of this Snow Brown.

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      No because they could’ve made her so pretty with long pretty hair with flowers in it and a cute puffy flower dress. Mirror mirror did it better lmao and it’s not even out yet

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Compost Brown

    • @Haha-bl3xj
      @Haha-bl3xj 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Shit brown ppfff-

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Her magic mirror is obviously broken.

    • @oceanamelodies8062
      @oceanamelodies8062 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@The-Busy-Beeeee the og snow white has short hair tho

  • @frenchbloo
    @frenchbloo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    All of this just reminds me of the show Once Upon a Time and how much more it did to honor those fairytail characters. And Snow White was a badass in that series, but she still felt like the princess from the story

    • @PandaZelda
      @PandaZelda 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@frenchbloo exactly!! Once upon a time did a FANTASTIC job making all the characters dynamic and drastically different while still having the essence and core of their characters shine through. It was so epic and lovely, one of my fave shows ever! So it’s definitely possible to show a new type of twist to the original but this just looks like it lost the plot entirely

  • @surge1229
    @surge1229 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +194

    I will be honest I forgot disney was making this

    • @TheoCrox
      @TheoCrox 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Must've been nice living in that reality...

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      I'll be honest they should have just scrapped it and moved on cause this movie is tainted, and mind my term, a poisoned apple

    • @flameking1325
      @flameking1325 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@peteynutt4104 they only scrap projects they know the fans are going to like these days.

    • @somepersonskywalking
      @somepersonskywalking 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@surge1229 Same here, felt like it was just a joke

    • @micahthezilla9432
      @micahthezilla9432 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I legit thought they canceled it

  • @krzysztofkuzniacki6416
    @krzysztofkuzniacki6416 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Let's start a campaign in which on the day of premiere of the Snow Brown, we all just watch the original

  • @Rizzo2185
    @Rizzo2185 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    I really like how they replaced everything with CGI, including the dwarves! This movie will put Disney back on top for sure!!

    • @vodkagurgle588
      @vodkagurgle588 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We know how Pinocchio ended up. They could have done excellent cgi over an actual child and had it more realistic. They have no idea what they are doing. All these rich assholes are surrounded by dunce yes men.

    • @sociallyferal4237
      @sociallyferal4237 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Sure will. Top of the bargain bin shelves rather than premium shelves. At this point the Sharknado studios will be making more profit.

    • @arnesahlen2704
      @arnesahlen2704 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hahaha!!!!

    • @InternetTraveler-xv2kb
      @InternetTraveler-xv2kb 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I totally can't see anything wrong with this,with a beloved actress nothing can go wrong 😁

    • @tonyug113
      @tonyug113 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      'cept the cgi Worse than what they could do in 1937 ....

  • @SdM45
    @SdM45 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I think that horror version with Sigourny Weaver is starting to look better and better.

    • @jamesellis9080
      @jamesellis9080 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Snow White A Tale of Terror. That's a pretty good one.

  • @hteekay
    @hteekay 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    Disney's too scared to hire actual dwarfs because of Peter Dick-lege.

    • @kellenfurter
      @kellenfurter 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hteekay dick legs

    • @HugeConverse
      @HugeConverse 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      One man taking all that responsibility from people that just want an individual to point and blame at. You are sick to put all of that one man whilst you compare him to a business worth more than any other in the world. The fact that people are this simple minded is scary when you realize it’s not the worst case

    • @hteekay
      @hteekay 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HugeConverse did you get hard from all that pretentious self righteousness?

  • @ericolofsson
    @ericolofsson 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    The show runners are trying convince me that the yellow snow are pineapple shaved ice.

  • @jeffderice753
    @jeffderice753 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    Queen- mirror mirror who's the fairest of them all?
    Mirror (internal dialogue) - omg she's been asking me again today for the last 20 years years, how do I get her to stop...oh wait...
    Mirror - Snow White is the fairest of them all and she looks better in black. 🙂

  • @innerguardianXIII
    @innerguardianXIII 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    All the decisions of the movie aside, the fact they even made a "Live Action" adaptation alone is a spit in the face of the Original Animated one and all involved with it.
    That was the movie that broke records and launched Disney to becoming the colossal juggernaut it is now.
    The biggest casualty of this movie's creation is to Miss Adriana Caselotti. The voice actress of Snow White.
    That was her only voice role and Disney put it in a contract to be her ONLY acting role, PERIOD.
    Not to be hired ANYWHERE else, Live OR Voice, to keep the magic exclusive.
    This movie literally tarnished her one, only and powerful legacy.
    This movie is proof that the Disney company no longer cares about their roots and are willing to bastardize/industrialize the very field they started with, JUST to stay relevant at posh dinner parties.

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Even beyond what she said, the way she talks and sounds, plus that smug flippant disregard for people, just sounds like some high school mean girl.

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Her expressions make her a better evil queen than the evil queen.

    • @stevenyee1055
      @stevenyee1055 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Hollywood's egomania is a huge issue and the entertainment industry will crumble because of it. Many just like her try to prove they're above their predecessor, to "fix" something that their world veiw would align and forsake the older fanbase in favor of an updated modern audience. They're not making something to appeal anyone, but its to please themselves.

    • @dragonturtle2703
      @dragonturtle2703 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@stevenyee1055 sometimes making things specifically to spite people, or troll basically.

    • @stevenyee1055
      @stevenyee1055 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dragonturtle2703 Impossible to troll without stepping on egg shells and asking for permission by those who take things very seriously. If anything, it's mainly spite because we don't approve or validate their effort.

  • @leohanrush
    @leohanrush 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    2:30 they don't live in a cave, they work hard in a cave.

  • @pietrosmusi6348
    @pietrosmusi6348 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    I really fucking hope that this trend of remaking old classics stops before the can make "the hunchback of notredamme"

    • @xChaosFlower
      @xChaosFlower 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @pietrosmusi6348 OMG Disney would butcher that movie SO BAD and not just with the agenda race swapping

    • @Ilovegrunge123
      @Ilovegrunge123 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      They were going to make a movie of that but it got cancelled the actor from beauty and the beast was going to play the hunchback the chubby actor.

    • @pietrosmusi6348
      @pietrosmusi6348 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Ilovegrunge123 ugh.... please tell me they won't try again

    • @Ilovegrunge123
      @Ilovegrunge123 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@pietrosmusi6348 Only way is if the copyright time is running out. But I don’t see them trying again especially with how much the live actions are costing them. Also it’s not a live action they would be able to target for kids doesn’t have much of that fantasy vibe as the other live actions.

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I think Rachel would be perfect for the main role!

  • @Patterner
    @Patterner 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    reminds me of all those "comedies/romcoms" where the "ugly girl with glasses" is the most beautiful in the movie (at least imho)

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      same here, I'm not a fan of the fan-favourite attractive characters!
      Ty-Lee ftom Avatar? eh...
      Seiko Kimura? I'll gladly suffer through future arc again for her!

  • @mephistro
    @mephistro 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    RIP Billy Barty. He was an amazing actor with dwarfism and an icon of 1980's (the best era) film and television. "Legend" is still in my top ten 40+ years later.

  • @dangerouslysafe3
    @dangerouslysafe3 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    So far, the only good thing I heard of this movie was that Rachel Zegler's comments and interviews regarding the movie had costed her the role of Snow White, which resulted the casting going to someone who appreciates the source material more. At least, that's the last I heard of this.

  • @fusionmasterable
    @fusionmasterable 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +176

    Lord Farquad's daughter is all she looks like hahaha

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Alternative timeline wherein Lord Farquad chose another woman (a South American) and had a child.

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's quite ironic.

    • @Christopher_Roa
      @Christopher_Roa 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-pu9fr4rg5g
      @user-pu9fr4rg5g 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not funny

  • @Dude-do8vo
    @Dude-do8vo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Don't forget, guys, it's very important that every fictional character looks exactly how they're described in books, shown in previous movies/series or similar to the general ethnicity that lives where the story's playing ... except if it's a white fictional character (Snow White's roots are in Germany)...then you don't have to give a f...

  • @CosmicJestar
    @CosmicJestar 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +193

    I just love that genuine wink from Snow White that is not Sly or full of herself in any way...

    • @RainiiDay7
      @RainiiDay7 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      It just doesn't feel like Snow White at all. Obviously its a remake, so changes are subject to happen, but changing the feel of, not only a character, but the MAIN character? Its so weird

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@@RainiiDay7It's "Weird, weird" 😂

    • @lulukulu5489
      @lulukulu5489 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@RainiiDay7 it feels like she's mimicking the Mirror Mirror version of Snow White tbh

  • @ethanfleisher1910
    @ethanfleisher1910 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Twilight Zone is wayyyy ahead of its time. The quality is still higher than Peele's version.

  • @yassinefarah2423
    @yassinefarah2423 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    I saw the trailer and it's was wonderful, the CGI is uncanny, Snow White doesn't look fair and gentle and the dwarf casting is non existent, i'll look forward to the reviews.
    Also the comments were a bonus.

  • @jamesday1295
    @jamesday1295 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'm sure the 'fairest of them all' was not supposed to be a physical beauty pagent originally. Snow white has such inner beauty, despite trial and trauma. it transcends the physical. Yeah, she's girl next door hot, but physical beauty is subjective. Some princes will like cougars. Either that, or the queen really values a mirrors personal opinion...who won't marry her anyway.
    Still. I'm pretty sure Snow White will not be portrayed with unquenchable inner beauty in this version.

  • @ckrisk
    @ckrisk 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    The twilight zone did have main characters that were black. One comes to mind is a comedian who wished to be the funniest man alive, at the end was tragic . The other was a man who challenge another character to philosophical debates.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Mirror mirror will forever be the best snow white movie

  • @shadowlancer45
    @shadowlancer45 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    "Make altogether a different movie" exactly milady like the "snow white & the huntsman". And i love the "fishing" insert clips because that is exactly what they are doing fishing for nostalgia.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      One aspect of modern Disney I don't get is that they think girls aren't interested in love stories anymore and would rather have stories about power. Disney seems to think girls evolved beyond normal human nature, but the continued success of boy bands (mostly k-pop these days) tells me that girls do in fact still like the idea of finding a nice boy to fall in love with.

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@ressljs Yeah, otherwise Timotee Chalamet and other current heartthrobs wouldn't be a thing.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I kinda liked the snow white and huntsman. I liked the Thor actor

  • @_mad_cat_
    @_mad_cat_ 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    If you want to watch a good snow white movie you should see "Mirror Mirror" not to mention that movie actually cast actors with dwarfism to play the dwarves.

  • @marcy2225
    @marcy2225 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Even mirror mirror, which isn’t even from Disney and is just a playoff of the Snow White tale, actually hired dwarves to play dwarves in the movie and those guys were one of the best parts of it. To say hiring a dwarf is offensive is so freaking backwards to the whole point they try to make is crazy. Also, just a sidenote, the Prince wasn’t stalking her, He heard a beautiful voice, went to check it out, scared the crap out of her, got to know her a little Then disappeared for the rest of the movie till he had to kiss her. This movie is so simple. I’m not even sure how they’re gonna re-create it.

  • @StarShadowPrimal
    @StarShadowPrimal 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    If the queen had any judgement or reasoning ability at all, this should have been "Snow White and the Quest for a Magic Mirror Repair Shop."

  • @isobelduncan
    @isobelduncan 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Where's Brett Cooper when you need her? Even the Lily Collins version stared actual real life dwarves, and while it's not my favourite version, the production and costumes look so much better. I'll be surprised if anyone even bothers with this one.

    • @MysticMae21
      @MysticMae21 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wasn't she making her own version in Hungary or something.
      I know she was shooting something over there a bit ago.

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@isobelduncan Lily Collins is actually pale and gorgeous

    • @frostbittenskater995
      @frostbittenskater995 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yes! Brett Cooper has her own version coming out at some point. But it's called Snow White and the evil queen. I'm still waiting on news about it because I love the way it looks! They definitely leaned in on the fairytale feel.

    • @dobrzpe
      @dobrzpe 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@frostbittenskater995 the daily wire said a while back that they're holding on releasing it... until disney comes out with their version, *THEN* releasing it! LMAO!!

    • @frostbittenskater995
      @frostbittenskater995 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@dobrzpe makes sense. They are looking to make a point.

  • @stevew8513
    @stevew8513 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I would think that looking up and watching the best 10 episodes of the original Star Trek series from the '60s would be the best way to try it. There were really high quality sci-fi writers on the show, there's a reason it only went a few seasons but it had such a cultural impact all over the world that it's lasted for so long.

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My favorite is Errand of Mercy and the idea an episode like that could be "outdated" to people makes me think people need their eyes checked.

    • @data5369
      @data5369 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The Original Series still holds up better than any of some of the new stuff (Picard S1, St:Discovery, etc).
      I had only ever watched clips however watching the Original Series (properly) a few years back with my mother, I was surprised the Science Fiction writing in those shows are STILL thought provoking. Don’t let its “age” put you off! Still worth diving into! The 3rd season had budget cuts but still watchable.

  • @kusog3
    @kusog3 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I know how to fix this movie.
    The story goes like this: this snow white is actually the Evil Queen who stole Snow white's identity, that explains the fake dwarfs cause the Queen already killed them. The current Evil Queen is the real snow white cursed by the real Evil Queen because she realized that Snow white cannot die as she is protected by plot armor, so the evil Queen just cursed Snow white to become the new evil Queen.

    • @StoryLover-7
      @StoryLover-7 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      This is much better than this movie.

  • @ArthurPhulusa568
    @ArthurPhulusa568 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Are we not going to talk about all the food and cooking that was snuck into this video?😂😂

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Snow Coke and the Uncanny CGI Dwarves.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @alejandrotorresriquelme8714
      @alejandrotorresriquelme8714 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I lost it

    • @S0L1nv1ctus
      @S0L1nv1ctus 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      👃 a nose as white as snow

    • @Chris-we7hh
      @Chris-we7hh 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      to be fair to them, the bar for improvement was so low since it was previously "Portland Hippies" instead of shitty CGI

  • @Maniac742
    @Maniac742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the biggest trailer trash of them all?"
    That's what question it really answered.

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    3:11 that clip you show off whistle while you work. Says it all about this movie Snow white was the fairest of them and the queen because of her vanity wanted to kill snow white. As such Snow White becomes a target of assassination, has to go into witness protection. Fleeing from her home and broke into what she thought was an abandoned building, she finds out that people are still living their and for her safety she has to rely on the kindness of strangers. What made her truly the fairest of them all was the fact that she did not demand, she did not decree, or expect the dwarves to protect her. Instead she offered compensation as she had no money to stay in home so she offers to clean it for them. So while they are away they can come back to a nice clean home and clean clothes. She's a princess but she's not afraid to get her hands dirty to do what needs to repay the kindness of the dwarves.
    In that clip you showed she's making them clean their own home, I'm guessing to show that she's a great leader and the dwarves love working for her. Yet she's basically breaking into a home, demanding hospitality from strangers, and rather than work to repay their kindness, She's having them do more stuff for her to make things better for her than the dwarves. It's like having a friend borrow your truck, and instead of offering to clean it for you or fill it up. They have you clean it and fill it up for them, because to them its the right thing for YOU to do.

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      *After* they've already done a full day's work at the mines...

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@OcarinaSapphr- not only a full day's work at the mines. They have to walk to and back from the mine each day. I Looked at the hiho song and they get off work at 5 and before they get to their house it's already dusk. So it might be a 3-4 hour walk to and back from the mine. So after walking 3 hours to work, working almost 9 hours, and walking another 3 hours back to the house. They get to clean up the place for someone to lounge around. Plus mining requires a lot of maintenance, so they should know how to clean.

  • @ryxan6968
    @ryxan6968 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    As someone born 2003 I love 60's Star Trek.

  • @westirons8874
    @westirons8874 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    She looks like Lord Farquaad 💀

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Livin’ in a cave” Peter never saw the movie.

  • @math925
    @math925 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    6:09 was such a fantastic mic-drop moment. A good writer knows how to manage the flow of their writing, a GREAT writer knows when to let a moment breathe. I could write an essay on way I'm so thankful for your cultural editorials, you are classy and talented in a bonkers number of ways. Keep it up, please.

  • @steampunkemo9211
    @steampunkemo9211 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    saying the mirror lied about snow white being the fairest of them all is just FOWL
    the hairline is ending me tho, they really did the actress dirty

  • @Dxwill10
    @Dxwill10 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Peter Dinklage is the reason they fired the original dwarves and replaced them with CGI. He called it offensive, which is so absurd I can't help but wonder if he's simply pulling the ladder up behind him.

  • @TRVPHAUS
    @TRVPHAUS 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    that's not snow white, that's latina brown.

  • @the_shortski6053
    @the_shortski6053 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Snow White and the 7 Shrunken Polar Express Cast

  • @CesarGameBoy.
    @CesarGameBoy. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Imagine if they remade The Princess and the Frog and replace Tiana with a White or Asian woman.
    Let’s see how well that works out.

  • @PChazman1
    @PChazman1 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Rachel Zeigler is a female Lord Farquadd. 😂😂😂

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    The only people who are nostalgic for Snow White are the people who are old enough to remember watching it in the theaters, from it's many rereleases throughout the years, or people who are old enough to have watched it on VHS, and that's literally everyone except the Zoomers and the Alphers

  • @godzillalover2
    @godzillalover2 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    No, go ahead and watch Star Trek the original from the 60"s, The acting is a bit over the top, but the stories are EPIC. and for the time they were ground breaking. It was a massive social commentary in fact one show was banned in the south, that's how hard it went. It's something everyone should experience.

    • @Mr._Zilla
      @Mr._Zilla 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Agreed. 💯 Don't discount a show or movie because they're old. Most times, they're far superior to what's being made nowadays.

    • @jamesabernethy7896
      @jamesabernethy7896 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The big thing with Star Trek and another good example is actually fresh prince from the 90’s. Moral and social question were tackled. But people were allowed and actually encouraged to figure out the answers to those dilemmas for themselves rather than having ideological answers pushed down their throats.

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I said as much in my own reply to this video but her husband committed the most cardinal nerd sin I swear. Upsell TOS as much as you can, people are going to be so unfairly judgmental before giving it a chance. I don't blame her because she hasn't seen enough of either but this show and classic Who are just a delight and privilege to watch.

    • @Totterslane222
      @Totterslane222 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I'd say that about very early Doctor Who as well, to be honest. Terrible action scenes, but good stories.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A few years ago, I discovered I actually enjoy the cringe of 70s sci fi. Shows like Running Man (yes, it was a tv show in addition to a movie), and the Canadian show Starlost are prime examples. Production value... Garbage. Special effects... Laughable. Acting... Yes? But somehow, I really enjoy the stories, which are mostly, "Hey, I've got their weird idea, lets build a simple story around it." And none of the beating the audience over the head with a social message. So I tried to buy up a bunch of these shows on DVD before that format completely disappears.

  • @stevensmith6445
    @stevensmith6445 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The mirror gassing the Queen up is crazy.

  • @MajorKenshy
    @MajorKenshy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    She looks more like Lord Farquaad then Snow White... 🤣

  • @ASAS-oe3hw
    @ASAS-oe3hw 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The original story of Snow White also differs significantly from the beginning:
    Once upon a time, in the middle of winter, when the snowflakes were falling like feathers from the sky, a queen sat at a window with a frame of black ebony wood and sewed. As she sewed and looked up at the snow, she pricked her finger with the needle, and three drops of blood fell into the snow. Because the red on the white snow looked so beautiful, she thought to herself, "If only I had a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black-haired as the wood of the frame!" Soon after, she gave birth to a little daughter who was as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black-haired as ebony; and she was therefore called Snow White.
    One theory suggests that the character of Snow White might have been inspired by Maria Sophia von Erthal. She was born in 1729 in what is now Lohr am Main, a town in Bavaria. Her father, Philipp Christoph von Erthal, was a wealthy and influential nobleman who, after the death of his first wife, married a second woman who was very strict and domineering. The castle where Maria Sophia lived had a famous mirror, which could have possibly served as the inspiration for the talking mirror in the fairy tale.
    One of the common theories is that the dwarfs could represent miners. In regions like the Harz or the Ore Mountains (Erzgebirge) in Germany, there were many mines where children and short-statured adults worked, as their size made it easier for them to navigate the narrow tunnels. The portrayal of the dwarfs as diligent workers who dig for gems and ores might be a reference to this historical context.

    • @ASAS-oe3hw
      @ASAS-oe3hw 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I find it ironic that white characters can be replaced based on the argument that "their origins cannot be definitively proven." However, there are multiple theories about the origins of both Ariel and Snow White, with one pointing to Denmark and the other to Germany. Even if we disregard the characters' and actors' backgrounds, it would be appropriate to respect the original essence of the fairy tales, such as the dwarfs and the description of Snow White. All of this has to be ethically correct, except when it comes to white characters-then it’s considered perfectly acceptable.

  • @Inkbleedful
    @Inkbleedful 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Gadot looks hot as the queen. I get the mirror saying beauty on the inside than the outside.

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I don't think so, because those scenes Alteori showed at 3:11 it's basically showing her singing and dancing making the Dwarves clean up the place. So she's secretly getting them to do her bidding.

  • @LordKayless
    @LordKayless 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Hearing Alteori describe Star Trek like it's some archaeological relic me feel old.

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Never cared for Snow White, if Disney really want to cash in the Nostalgia they should put their butts in gear and do Jordan Peele's live action Gargoyles movie that was pitched back in 2011

    • @Tallacus
      @Tallacus 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​​@@Motodiver184sucks that Jonathan Frakes is too dam old now

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Motodiver184I think they can after inside out 2 anything possible

    • @shaoronmd
      @shaoronmd 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Disney is too creatively bankrupt to make such a movie

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      GREAT AITEORI SKIP SNOW WHITE LIVE-ACTION REMAKE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE DISASTER.

    • @cerealguy6359
      @cerealguy6359 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Keyword, if. They don't actually care about cashing in on nostalgia or making good movies anymore. Pixar still makes alright movies, but it's very... Bland now, except the moms. They always make hot Pixar moms for some reason, I'm 99% sure Pixar has a milf fetish..

  • @elijahnegron1501
    @elijahnegron1501 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nigerian movies are INSANE. My mom used to get her hair braided at a Nigerian place and they would play the movies and sell them. We bought a few and plot wise, they’re some of the most entertaining and actually gripping stories.

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    they needed to change Fairest of them all to best ruler, because there is no way Rachel compares to Gal Godot.

  • @shibumi8
    @shibumi8 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I thought the mocap studio that made “Mars Needs Moms” and that unfinished Yellow Submarine remake went out of business?
    Because those dwarfs look like they were made by the same company.
    You should definitely see the Classic Star Trek, sure it’s over the top but it’s still fun. The Gorn, Treble and Salt Vampire episodes are probably up your alley.
    And well there’s a reason that The Twilight Zone is so respected. They did just so good of a job that even the dated moments are timeless.

  • @Omnihilo
    @Omnihilo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Her hair reminds me of the “YOU ARE NOW ONE OF MY ELITE EMPLOYEEEEEES 👁⚫️👁” woman.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:26 I kept focusing my eyes on your cat eating rice, which is fine because it's more cute and less nightmarish than those Hell-Dwarves.

  • @snakedaemongaming6590
    @snakedaemongaming6590 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The build up had me snickering
    The moment she sang whistle while you work
    I burst out into historical laughter
    I watched just because I was curious how bad it would be

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine being the cutter and you hear this song over and over and OVER.

    • @snakedaemongaming6590
      @snakedaemongaming6590 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

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  • @MikeBunge-sg6dz
    @MikeBunge-sg6dz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wow. I feel sorry for Alteori if her husband thinks she's too close-minded to watch the original Star Trek. Everyone has their preferences but if you enjoy Enterprise yet can't even stomach watching TOS...you're a little mentally and emotionally stunted.
    What other stuff is Alteori incapable of appreciating? Ben-Hur? Casablanca? Double Indemnity? It's a Wonderful Life? 2001: A Space Odyssey?

  • @JurassicGojiFan1993
    @JurassicGojiFan1993 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    The dwarfs look like they got bred with gremlins somewhere along the way

  • @OPbball
    @OPbball 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Listen, the only time they want to change a character’s ethnicity or race is when that person is white/caucasian/European. That’s it if a character was black they’ll make sure they come back with a black actor or Indian or aboriginal. At some point they need to wake up and realize there wasn’t an issue with Snow White being white, they’re pushing their agenda on all of us that want to see who we grew up with. And I’m not even white, but I rather see a white woman play this character and some regular old white dwarves but if they started with an Asian woman in the original I would’ve preferred that as well.

  • @Lissbirds
    @Lissbirds 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    You should definitely watch more episodes of The Twilight Zone. It's a classic for a reason. It was not afraid to tackle social issues. Also, it actually did several episodes that featured black actors, which was incredibly rare for its time. Because of its inclusion, it actually won an award for race relations. Rod Serling was very ahead of his time and a running theme of the show is our shared humanity. There's also an episode with a Japanese actor, an episode about the Holocaust, and there is an hour-long episode about new followers of a certain Austrian painter and the dangers of hatred--the episode is called "He's Alive."

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Lord Farquaad moment. I mean, damn, thats absolutely wild.

  • @jdzencelowcz
    @jdzencelowcz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    This is gonna make the Huntsman films & Mirror Mirror look better than the OG cartoon! And I liked those films!
    This one shoulda been a reluctant monarch & widow, having to reign in her sociopath tyrant stepdaughter, till she's forced to take drastic measures, but the brat is sooooo good at manypulating people, that when the Queen fails to stop Snow's rampage, the poor woman gets branded The Wicked Queen for all eternity!

  • @arnesahlen2704
    @arnesahlen2704 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    and Snow Weird's "WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK" sung in 'Springtime For Hitler' Broadway-projected stentorian tones... Whistle, dammit - OR ELSE!