"It's kinda fun to play with. .......goopity gloopity" it's almost 3 in the morning and im giggling like a maniac. :) I love it. you should make more tf2
Remember that scene in “Meet the Spy” where Spy shows Scout the pictures of his mother? And Scout’s priceless reaction? That’s my reaction to this right now; I just don’t know what to think, lol.
In my own opinion , condensed milk with coffee is a bit foreign for me since it's more of a syrup consistency . I prefer my coffee with creamer - since it's more creamy that way and you can get different types of flavors - but I never really liked adding milk or anything to my coffee , since it's not as sweet as creamer . Although - with things like bonk and stuff , I just drink it then and there because there's already a whole lot of sugar in there . But I more often drink coffee than bonk because I am more fond of the cream-ish taste and things like that . Also - the taste of coffee is a bit less sweet then your average , like , monster or bonk or anything like that .
The end of the video... I thought scout was gonna off himself, this gives me another perspective on the crazy character - I'm in love with the comics, and... woah. I love your storytelling. :3
Rewatching this for probably the 10th time as someone who knows a lot more about the game and comic lore (even made my own original TF2 character inspired by this series), and lemme just say... As a certified Scout simp, hearing him say "That makes daddy angry" flips so many switches in me lol
In my opinion i feel like scout would know allot about coffee because of the fact that he drinks a whole lot of caffeinated drinks . It would be normal for him to study it because of the fact that he drinks bonk a whole hell of a lot - and one would wonder why caffeinated drinks do that .
**Saxton** Vocabulary PUNCH! Nepotism: When a person gives power to another person who's in their family. I think that's enough for today. Bidwell, bring me my breakfast Steak
i know i’m like literally so late LMAO but uh, i literally am in love with this channel and the tf2 asmr/just asmr in general. like literally emotionally invested and i LIVE for it. anyways i love your content so much and just you as a person bc your personality is is just so cool and idk you just make me happy. ANYWAYS yeah, thanks for coming to my 7yr late ted talk
Bro I first watched this when it came out. I ended up saving it because of how much I loved it and how comforting it was and returned to it every now and then. Its been 8 years... how?
The Cup O' Joe Right Click to throw it Oh hit, set enemy on fire for 5 seconds And increases enemy moving speed by 35% Left click to drink it Increases movement speed by 45% After effects wear off, decreases base movement speed by 25% (not permanent)
listening to this at 3:30 am when you're trying to fall asleep hits different because he's right about the time but for the opposite reason. I had a period where i just listened to this every night for a month to fall asleep to, it's really gentle and satisfying his voice is very nice for sleep
This is really cool. He plays a seasoned scout veteran and you can tell. He knows the ropes and is uncharacteristically knowledgeable compared to base scout. But makes sense if hea been around the point a few times. We play a noob scout. Probably using bonk and force a nature. This guy probably used mad milk and stock scattergun. Thats my take anyway.
Death wish coffee should be the brand coffee that soldier drinks. Taunt: Deathwish Brew Description: Blackest coffee in New Mexico! Mixed with high amounts of gravel and blood from the enemy you just DOMINATED!!!
it was a super weird experience watching this when i accidentally woke up at 3:30am just like the beginning of the video says haha.... anyway nice job man! ill def be watching this one again (:
"Psst- Psst- are you awake- *poke poke poke* you awake- *poking intensifies*"
This is literally how I wake my friend up 😂
Dude same 😅
(LOVE THE NAME 🤡)
I punch then gently ಠ_ಠ"
I looked up tf2 asmr as a joke and was surprised there was actually something
Haha, me too
i looked it up WANTING tf2 asmr, but expecting nothing... :P
I was looking for TF2 gameplay with a soft voice narration, but this is actually great too.
Christian Madrigal I looked for hentai
Ikr
"...I wish it was capture the flag too..."
-No One Ever
XD !
CTF is the game mode that everyone plays, but no one likes
Because of the 12 sentries sitting on top of them
@@hatz1107 Man, I love CTF
Scouts would like it tho
this just....intensified my love for Scout...
Hhhh same tho
Lmao 😂
Same
Uhhh same oop-
…
Dude, I fucking love your TF2 themed asmr. You've got to do more, it's incredibly funny and relaxing.
I hope he didn't quit TH-cam, because he hasn't uploaded in awhile
***** Lmfao, yeah. Rockit.
Me too, I'd be seriously depressed.
@@gracefultz6315hope your not depressed
10:58
"Hold still..." *Puts blanket around listener *
Me; *starts crying because I feel so safe * tHaNk YoU sO mUcH
SAME AHDYEHDYFHW
scout: "at least its not robots right?"
tf2 players in 2021/2022: "well..."
Yep >_
@@LordOsnapwhy don’t you post anymore
Congratulations!
"It's kinda fun to play with. .......goopity gloopity"
it's almost 3 in the morning and im giggling like a maniac. :) I love it. you should make more tf2
seriously though, I feel like you could asmr the rest of the classes spot on. please do more.
Herding cats on crack. XD
I didn't expect a Scout to get so technical about coffee chemicals, but I learned a lot!
The thunder was a good touch.
*Scout begins talking biology*
You took Medic's book again, didn't you?
He cant even read, he prolly just studied pictures in it long enough until they started piecing together like a puzzle
What else are you gonna do while Medic’s elbow deep in your chest if not listen to whatever the fuck he’s talking about
When you said "morning sunshine" I had to pause the video bc my heart was gonna explode bc of how adorable it was
:DDD
@@LordOsnap Omg thanks for noticing me! I'm honored ^^
Remember that scene in “Meet the Spy” where Spy shows Scout the pictures of his mother? And Scout’s priceless reaction? That’s my reaction to this right now; I just don’t know what to think, lol.
"wot, are ya president of his fanclub or sumthin?"
"Zhat would be your musser!"
"Wha- uh- eer- ah- wha-"
“Four cups of this is lethal”
I once drank two lattes and felt like my heart would burst
Not even straight black coffee?
You’re just sensitive
me : eyes closes for a sec
scout : coffee was discovered in etheopia
me : o-o i did not expect that
I wish that after he said he could be more annoying he said, "don't make me get the pan."
HATZ Rulez amazing
Lmao 😂
I just realized the connection between your spy asmr vid and this one over the robots. You genius, you broke my heart.
Why do these exist??
... can you do Medic or Engi pls they're bae
:o k
Tru Tru, Im an Engie main and this makes me happy.
im a spy main but there's already a spy asmr on somebody else's channel, so plz do a engie asmr!
i mean the spy asmr is on THIS guys channel
Sniper main-
I need a Sniper one.. lmao
"I have some condensed milk if you want so-"
Me: I LOVE THAT STUFF GIMME!!! **consumes all of it**
In my own opinion , condensed milk with coffee is a bit foreign for me since it's more of a syrup consistency . I prefer my coffee with creamer - since it's more creamy that way and you can get different types of flavors - but I never really liked adding milk or anything to my coffee , since it's not as sweet as creamer .
Although - with things like bonk and stuff , I just drink it then and there because there's already a whole lot of sugar in there . But I more often drink coffee than bonk because I am more fond of the cream-ish taste and things like that . Also - the taste of coffee is a bit less sweet then your average , like , monster or bonk or anything like that .
“Be thankful you got any sleep….nah I’m fine…”
BRUH
THE EMESIS BLUE FLASHBACKS
I might need therapy
we're sooooo normal
This guy is so cool! Man, you really pull of the Scout look naturally!
Love your voice too!
we need more tf2 asmrs lol
Yesss😊
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey! HEY! HEYYY! I could do this all day. HEEEEY! The ADHD is real - and I know this firsthand xD
Scout's knowledge - stolen from Spy, and Wikipedia.
The end of the video... I thought scout was gonna off himself, this gives me another perspective on the crazy character - I'm in love with the comics, and... woah. I love your storytelling. :3
Rewatching this for probably the 10th time as someone who knows a lot more about the game and comic lore (even made my own original TF2 character inspired by this series), and lemme just say...
As a certified Scout simp, hearing him say "That makes daddy angry" flips so many switches in me lol
'adenosine', 'hydrating', 'stimulant'. Those are some big words for the Scout I know, he gone and stole some books from Heavy? ^^
Bc he drank the big boy drink
In my opinion i feel like scout would know allot about coffee because of the fact that he drinks a whole lot of caffeinated drinks . It would be normal for him to study it because of the fact that he drinks bonk a whole hell of a lot - and one would wonder why caffeinated drinks do that .
Spy taught him in Expiration Date :)
You look like scout a little bit
Yeah, the eyes and chin.
He looks like his voice actor to me. I think his voice actor actually plays TF2 regularly and has a channel
Stone Heads Group Yeah, he does. His username is ChilliofDestiny.
Dr. Jack Bright SCP I'm aware Scout's voice actor has a channel.
Stone Heads Group you said “I think,” so I thought you didn’t know what his channel was.. no need to be rude.
"Do we have a deal?"
Me: "mph"
10:10 Lol! Saxton Hale would punch a dictionary to learn a new word!
He would, too!
And punch a hole through it.
**Saxton** Vocabulary PUNCH!
Nepotism: When a person gives power to another person who's in their family.
I think that's enough for today. Bidwell, bring me my breakfast Steak
@@hatz1107 hmm yes
The most important steak of the day!
I watched a lot of ASMR videos, I watched a lot of TF2 videos, TH-cam connected the dots.
i know i’m like literally so late LMAO but uh, i literally am in love with this channel and the tf2 asmr/just asmr in general. like literally emotionally invested and i LIVE for it. anyways i love your content so much and just you as a person bc your personality is is just so cool and idk you just make me happy. ANYWAYS yeah, thanks for coming to my 7yr late ted talk
_Not the shpee, SCOUT, SHPEEEEES ARE PURE CREATURES_
Bro I first watched this when it came out. I ended up saving it because of how much I loved it and how comforting it was and returned to it every now and then. Its been 8 years... how?
0:06 5 year old me waking up my mother to tell her I threw up everywhere
Haha! XD
Ik im 3 years late and all but, I felt, SO Immersed By The Halfway Mark Of This Video I can't even explain how immersed I was
There needs to be more TF2 asmr cotdamnit!!!!!!!
Damn, this actually puts a darker, grittier spin on TF2. I might wanna write about this.
*GOT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN*
Unscripted? God damn. You make TF2 Story telling so exciting and accurate. Amazing work.
The scout doesn't have blood, he runs off of caffeine
XD
I never thought that I wanna see a mentor figure scout. He is so wholesome, God protect him
:DDD
Scout can you stop calling for me when you are already at full health and across the map? -Sincerely a medic main.
Or asking for a dispenser.
@@personwhotalks2049 or a sandvich
"What's the #1 rule of Scouts Never start a fight you can't win"
*Me (engi main)* ...*holding back joke*
*Scout Main* Don't!
*Scouts?
You should do this again, but, with Blu Spy or maybe even Medic or Sniper?
Aye laddie, the demo gives his word he'll push thee cart, now hows about we make that coffe irish?
Demo is Scottish.
Just cause he scottish dont mean he cant spike his drink, ie making an irish coffe,
You're not wrong, but why not say Scottish in the first place. Anyhow, this isn't some thing to debate over, I'm going to relax to the whispering.
I’m glad this didn’t escalate
Spike is too weak a word. Demo would fuckin stab the hell out of that coffee to put somebooze in it
I watched this right after the change of heart ASMR and now I'm imagining Scout is bonding with the new guy.
Hey, I'm down! Imagine whatever timeline you like :D
Omfl, im so glad this is still up. The nostalgia is hitting me like a damn freight train.
The Scout doing ASMR... you might as well get an megaphone to whisper to someone.
FatheredPuma81 I'M BATTIN' A THOUSAND!!!!
MultiCoolmovies M8 STOP WHISPERING!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD !
Coffee Drink/Weapon for scout
Make it
The Cup O' Joe
Right Click to throw it
Oh hit, set enemy on fire for 5 seconds
And increases enemy moving speed by 35%
Left click to drink it
Increases movement speed by 45%
After effects wear off, decreases base movement speed by 25% (not permanent)
Description:
Poopy Joe brand banana coffee contains 90% of what you want, and 10% of what you don't
listening to this at 3:30 am when you're trying to fall asleep hits different because he's right about the time but for the opposite reason. I had a period where i just listened to this every night for a month to fall asleep to, it's really gentle and satisfying his voice is very nice for sleep
This is really cool. He plays a seasoned scout veteran and you can tell. He knows the ropes and is uncharacteristically knowledgeable compared to base scout. But makes sense if hea been around the point a few times. We play a noob scout. Probably using bonk and force a nature. This guy probably used mad milk and stock scattergun. Thats my take anyway.
I would choose capture the flag over payload any day. This guy...is awesome.
So this is what they do everytime when I play causal no wonder it takes some time to load in and loading into a new round or starting a new match
this is exactly what I expected it’s perfect
Sorry if I’m ruining this, but BLU team is the team that created the robots in MVM mode. (That’s why you play as RED on that mode
"Coffee was discovered in Ethiopia in 1898..."
~Scout from TF2
"Fat bald fatty fat...fat fat."
"Sub Makines"
~Also Scout from TF2
Hahah! XD
I've never been so eager to learn about coffee before...He could teach me anything and I'd learn it first try. I love this! 💙
This scout knows a lot about the mechanics of coffee. Loved the vid tho.
You can only have so much Bonk before you pass out
Can we get another Scout roleplay
Do the snipah
Why Do you mock Heavy Weapons Guy, Puny Little Man?
*me* We get it Scout, he's fat, just stop talking about it
ASMR medic
Love them, but you do need a better mic :/
Meh potato mics are a trigger for me
Triggers are the sounds that make u relax
@@k3yz_yt194 no
@@jhonwick1856 in the context of asmr yes
Death wish coffee should be the brand coffee that soldier drinks.
Taunt: Deathwish Brew
Description: Blackest coffee in New Mexico! Mixed with high amounts of gravel and blood from the enemy you just DOMINATED!!!
Scout knows all these caffeine facts, look at my boi go!
13:41
I-I'm sorry, did he just say...
"That makes daddy angry."?
FISKFJKSNCFKE I'M GONE BYE
>:3
@@LordOsnap why....T^T
I'll push the cart, I'll go demo, or maybe soldier
this is the best. please come back with another scour asmr!!
Scout: stole soldiers coffee
Soldier when he wakes up: WHERE IS MY DAMN COFFEE
XD
😲: stay awake, stay awake, stay awake.
🗿: I could so this all day
Got me like:😂😂😂
I imagine the scoot voice actor doing ASMR.
Scout just knowing the origin of Coffee as well as its effects on the brain is insane. Bro really must like his coffee.
Did you know the original meme of Scout is Jeremy
I mean “name”
I wonder what would happen if you mix Bonk and Death Wish
it's a potion that spawns another scout
"I can do this all day" I started dying
Okay Scout is my favorite and I always play as him so thanks this is surprisingly awesome.
lol dude you made scout so life like it's creepy xD
can u make more pls? lol
Maybe! I sure appreciate the compliment!
You nail the scout role pretty well. Awesome work.
bro is a legend
“Stay wake, stay wake I can do this all day”
Me: ✨let me sleep✨
When you drink your last bonk and you have just a sniper coffee
I love your tf2 asmrs Dude they're great!!
Dud please make another scout asmr video!!!! PLLLS! you wont disapoint usss JUST PLS !
Ok :D
@@LordOsnap yey
Not sleeping well so I came back to this video! I hope you make more like it soon, only because it's just so soothing! Hope you're well!!!
This was fun to watch, very refreshing
this thubnail is hilarioua
This is honestly great, i laughed too much, then again, it is 1: 26 am sooo. but still great work and i would like to see some medic in the future!
that aperture cup though
Damn this was 8 years ago,i remember listening to this at my dads
Not even 20 seconds in and I am already fangirling out of existance
:DDD
Around 2:00 , you seem to be mashing the Undertale 'fighting' mechanic with TF2, and I love it.
hi sans 😸
it was a super weird experience watching this when i accidentally woke up at 3:30am just like the beginning of the video says haha.... anyway nice job man! ill def be watching this one again (:
My two favorite thing put togethet asmr and tf2
Hey look a aperture Science mug (6:21 if u curious)
_FREAKIN' UNBELIEVABLE_
Nah thanks I love ya man
I love this Video, it's so amazing. It has such a calming effect, please do one for Medic or Sniper, that would be awesome.
man 85% of tf2 asmr is ironic but I really like yours!
5:31 when you have enough money to buy keys in tf2
Jesus, I remember watching this so long ago
nice to see you posting scout.
" morning , sunshine . " WOAAH . WOAH THERE . *WWWWWOAH .*