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There isn't a single line this man does not deliver perfectly.
Even when it's something awful "Come on Razzmatazz come on Razzmatazz. That's it. I. Lost. Everything."
It's almost like this is a TV show where they do multiple takes just to get the right one
300th
Top of the class at Julliard baby
The fact that this is his first comedic role makes it so much better
I love the fact that ever since episode one when Jake found out how Holt had been shunned his whole life, he has done everything he can to include him
Asbjørn Christensen this comment is worth a thousand likes
Idk why but this comment put me in a deep thought and I sympathized with how holt was feeling all his life. Man it must have been horrible
Dang now I sympathize with Holt on a deeper level. It kinda makes sense since I’m gay and my nickname is Robot
Ed The Mammoth CAPTAIN HOLT???? Why are you in the comments man get back to your police duties
As silly as Brooklyn nine nine is they actually have really impressive continuity
“I’m trying to do a half windsor so she knows I’m a baby. SEE HOW BASIC THIS KNOT IS?????”
Max Lu i’m feeling so offended by this phrase because it’s the only knot that looks good on my neck🤣
DeGeeno try a 4 in hand knot, it looks amazing on just about everybody.
@@Numbah3Son That is even more basic. I also prefer a half-windsor for my skinny neck.
@@jermox definitely not disagreeing, I just think that knot works for more body types.
Kinda felt Stephanie was breaking character there
He sounds so legitimetley angry when his sister says he was fun
BECAUSE I WASN'T!
@@raymondholt8255 😂
FUN?! I WAS NEVER FUN! YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
omegafan101 lmao “you take that back!!!”
Raymond Holt you’re not the real Holt, he’d never shorten a word with an apostrophe, youre a FRAUD
Where is the clip where he literally says “yasss queen” the SNAPS his fingers in an intentionally camp way then throws the motorcycle keys to terry
Swat tool Blaastoose I came to see that clip and I thank you for letting me know I don’t need to watch the rest 😂
I came here thinking just on that one!!!
Same
Its legitimately one of he funniest moments on TV
"intentionally camp way" and it's not even that camp hahahahahah
The Emmys are worthless when Andre Braugher doesn't have one for his performance as Raymond Holt
Part of the delay might be due to him already having won two Emmys before Brooklyn 99. But totally agreed on how much he deserves it for playing Holt.
He deserves a BSA for Holt. Only Hitchcock and Scully are funnier.
335th likes
See also: Steve Carell
Seriously!!!
he’s simultaneously monotone and emotionless, and the sassiest character ever. the line delivery is just 10/10
I LOVE how EVERY TIME Holt has to describe an imaginary woman, he always goes straight to their breasts. And he describes them in a way that no straight guy would and it kills me!!
The only adjective he can think off when it comes to breasts is "heavy".
@@eviljoel "weighty"
@JerodNunley that shit killed me, even after rewatching it for the 50th time.
a female woman
i know this is a joke but please read any book written by a guy where the main character is a woman. there's. a weird focus on the boobs. it's horrifically written and so so funny because no one looks in the mirror and ever thinks that shit
"I'm immune to things you've never heard of"
"But not braggadosia"
Braggadocio*
@Andrew Jackson Braggadocio is a font, Amy for sure knew what it was about
@Andrew Jackson dang you're really easily entertained
Can you explain what it meant, I never understand it
@@noahgormley4456 holt is saying that amy likes so brag (brag)gadoicio
I've said this since the day the show started: Whoever came up with the idea to cast Andre Braugher as Captain Holt is a genius, a literal genius. There is no other person on earth who could play this role better.
If Alan Rickman were alive and black
Leslie Nielsen could too.
@@mactony4 Nah. Holt is basically a deadpan humorous version of Frank Pembleton, Braugher's most well known character. And there are definitely times that "Pembleton" comes out in B99, especially in the box. I don't think anyone could have done it nearly as well.
They are an amazing person/genius.
Fun? I was never fun YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
I’m sure she didn’t mean it sir
This is now my most liked comment. I love Holt and you reading this comment
@@jamesball90 I deadass never got more then 5 likes when quoting something out of the video rip my luck. While watching a video of B99 I'm gons't to be quoting some stuff I just gons't to
My fave line
Holt looked so satisfied when he delivered the "Hades" line and it's great
Who guarding HAdees?
Such a strong female woman
Straight Holt is such a dog.
It me?
I died💀💀😂😂
Holt trying to seem straight is what keeps me going.
Hoe ForSeok she did great in the closer.
“I understand the logic of the game.”
Bless him
should've called the game 'Holt or Hoax'
Personally I find it hilarious that even he missed a question in the game because so much of the stuff he says is so ridiculous
Was reading this comment right when Holt said that
Holt is by far the best Gay character in all of film
George1234 Althouh I do agree, you could have left the ‘gay’ part out
@@teddykasteel Not necessarily. Holt is different from other gay characters. He is not a stereotype. He is more than his sexuality.
@@Noa...... Exactly thats how.you do a gay character, its just a character who is gay
@@ThylMane Excuse me, what?
@@Noa...... It annoys me the gay characters that are the stereotype of men that act like women all loud and lady like is ridiculous, i have several gay friends who i had no idea were gay because they act like.normal.man, walk normal talk normal act normal, just like.i have lesbian friends who are normal women, not like the stereotype of dressing like man walking like man and acting all tough
“he’s not a doctor, he’s a pharmacist. although that might appeal to ann..
*POP PUH POP* “
You know, I never actually understood that one
Le Monk neither
I think it’s about Ann popping pills
You can take it one step further by spelling " although that might A-PILL to Ann " 😏
@@feathera40 👀
“I’m mourning the death of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman”
Dystopian fiction writers thinking of character ideas: “write that down! Write that down!”
gina: twitter thinks you're a bot
holt: why?? i'm a human. A HUMAN MALE!!
"what are you miming there, sir?"
"a child tying his tie. I'm trying to do a simple half-windsor so she knows i'm a BABY"
My lungs are never ready for Holt
Ha SARCASM A COWARD'S LIE!!!! I'm gonna use that every chance I get.. thanks holt
Samuel Maurer Ha sarcasm a coward’s lie!
Chandler may not like it
That is suuuch a good idea. You should _definitely_ try it!
I speak fluent sarcasm though....
@@caoimhejordan4047 That makes you a classy liar.
6:38 Can we just stop and appreciate that one of the first things Captain Holt wrote in his word cloud, one year before the heist, was Franz Bluheim to roast Jake when he won?
Frans Bruggen*
“A smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s rouse.” - I said it... and I MEANT IT!
Ruse*
You can’t fit Captain Holt’s personality in just 10 minutes
That is correct, it takes 17.389 minutes to properly capture my personality.
what about the classic: "Sticks and stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?" 😂😂😂
"How do you like my office Raymond?"
"Yes I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"
Pretty sure there’s a whole other video dedicated to Holt and Wunch’s exchanges.
Ahh you guys missed the "No, I cannot even" 😂
Was gonna comment that
Do you know what chapter that is?
8:09 KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS - it's all in Caps 😂
exactly how we all process caps in our heads, love it
They missed his ridiculously cryptic email handle lol
So I remember to yell it.
‘it was more than fine, it was Laos’
I don't get it.
Quacky neither do i. Someone please explain
Quacky Laos is a country near Vietnam. Holt was always talking about carrying around a map just in case he has to argue with someone. Once in his life the map proved useful as he showed someone where Laos was
I laughed so hard at that one. xD
@@imwatchinberniemac that's just re-telling the scene, not really an explanation for that line I'd say
Yes, “my wife was a female woman.” That line still gets me into a laughing fit. Lol
There is something so perfect about the childish glee in Jake's face whenever he discovers something new about Holt.
Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now??
Sassy Holt: Yas Qween
How could they miss that oneeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳
I know right. That was like the best one 🤦🏻♀️
@@strider2015 season 5 episode 1 I think sorry for the late reply
@@xo-alien-xo * snap *
Lol its coming in an upcoming video!! Haha theres so nuch content with him
I've never seen an episode of this show. I feel like I've just taken a step into a greater, brighter world.
And so you better of seen it. You've had a month
you have.
crabbieappleton you are doing yourself a great disservice by not watching!
Get some get some get some. 😁
Watch it. You'll love it!
"How does she feel about balloon animals?"
"I'm sure she has a complicated relationship with them."
Lol, I love the writing on this show.
5:25
"You want me to just say COWABUNGA, MOM!"
"Aw yes, that would be awesome."
"just a minute, my cauldron is boiling over."
“FUN? I was never fun you TAKE THAT BACK”
Isn't it weird how he refuses to be on social media or generally online if not necessary, yet he knows that all caps means screaming? 😂I can only imagine that Gina blabbed about it at some point and he remembered it because he has an excellent memory.
All caps have been used since shakespear
He is using a keyboard daily for work. You don't need social media for that.
wHeeearre were youu BoUrNnnee?
* The whole scene could be done with, with a google search though.
Only if she uses the latin letters. When you have no idea how to spell it google translates detect language is useless
With,with
KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS.
“But if you’re here…
…who’s guarding h a d e s ?” *ICONIC.* 😌🤚
Scullys quick glance down at the begining.... Hoh boi
Even the face he pulls "Dat Ass"
Can I get a time stamp pls?
@@isaacdagreat7876 roughly 0:03-0:04
@@alext1426 Oh wow. Sorry you did say beginning lol
@@alext1426 Also saw ur subbed to Jim Browning love that dude right?
"Never meet your heroes cause they would turn out to be friendly"
-Rosa Diaz
VelVET tHHunDER
I said it... AND I MEANT IT
And never included the realy sass "yass queen *snaps*"
How did you not keep the last few seconds of the last clip?
Holt replies to his sister " I cannot... even"
"we are not cowabunga people"
"Like Franz Bluheim plays the flute"
This line is made all the better when you see the flashback of him planning next year's heist. 3rd idea in his word cloud.
4:14
“i understand the logic of this game” has the same energy as
“i understand that reference” -Steve Rogers
The look on Terry's face when Holt said blowing out candles at birthday parties is impractical had me wheezing.
"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS", it's in all caps. 🤣
‘She was such a strong female woman’
**slow claps**
that might appeal to anne....POP, Pop-POP!!!
Strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts
"I cannot even." I just had to finish that clip.
You are Three Minutes early.
In Chicago!
Lol that delivery was genius!
3:08 :kanalizacija!!!!!
Me who understands her language: It's the SEWERS!
What language is it? I'm not exactly a language expert.
@@AsymptoteInverse I think it is a word in multiple languages, but for me it is Croatian
Gina’s dancing IS legitimately terrible. Holt was right to do that.
finnishnin but it’s iconically terrible
You don’t know true art
FadingCalypso there is no art in mediocrity
I'm so glad Gina left the show, she was so annoying.
thatlsk as much as I enjoy that I would have liked her to have become the butt monkey in Charles place, as retribution for the various atrocious acts she’s committed over her life. Or her father returns and she is ecstatic to see him in over 20 years and he expresses severe disappointment in her for her terrible behavior which would explain a Freudian excuse for her behavior. I theorize that like Jake Gina was traumatized by her parents divorce but their similarities end their despite being friends. Jake became a very sad person but behaved chipper and enthusiastic to hide it while Gina was became bitter and narcissistic while just barely hiding it under her positive Venere. Because Jake is the main character he obviously gets more attention to his background while Gina doesn’t. Because Jake stated they were both children of divorce and Gina wanting to protect her mother from Lynn Boyle potentially dumping her it’s possible Mr Linetti divorced Gina’s mother breaking his daughters heart.
Who's here after Andre passed away? 😢
I love that Holt takes being called "fun" as an insult.
“I was never fun. You take that back!” kills me. He’s just so offended.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM OUR FAVORITE GAY CAPTAIN
It's in all caps. 🙌🙌
"COWABUNGA , MOTHER!"
“KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS...” lmao😂 😂😂😂
"140 characters is far more than anybody needs to make a point"
“I cannot......even...”
-Captain Raymond Holt
Should make a holt yelling compilation
BONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS*
*VINDICATION!*
“CCCCCCHEDDDDDDARRRRRRR!”
AND I MEANT IT!!!!!!!!
4:34 Is nobody gonna talk about Terry's reaction? He's like "Hold on, wait, what did- did you?"
“Captain Wunch, if your here who’s guarding Hades.”
*DAYUM*
I thought Jake was the best character, but nah Holt is the best character on the show
I love that he said half-windsors are for babies. I always tell people full Windsors are for men, half-windsors are for babies!
"Yas queen" is missing :(
"But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?" He legit just called her a 3 headed bitch. The writers for this show are so amazing.
The sassiness and the straight face, it's a deadly combination 😂
The hero we don't deserve
Never clicked so fast in my entire life 😂
Why does he sound more like George Takei at 4:20?
Rest In Peace Captain we will always remember you 😭😭😭
4:39 " *AND I MEANT IT, AAAHHH* ! " 😂❤👏😍👍
"Sarcasm, the cowards lie." such a good line.
"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS-"
I love this man
The who's guarding Hades is still my favorite cultured roast to this day.
“I use an exclamation point in a email once and you called me Diana Ross.”
ROTFLMBAO 🤣🤣🤣
KUDOS! TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS!, gets me every time, I remember the first time I watched that I couldn’t stop laughing for about 20 mins
I love how Amy is sleeping on the couch while the rest of the squad plays Real Ray or Fake Ray. Also Captain Holt is the best captain in any tv show I have ever seen.
മലയാളി 🙂🙂
Jake is definitely Holt’s favorite. He has always gone out of his way to include Holt, and Holt is the father figure Jake has always wanted.
“Fun? I was never fun! You take that BACK!”
I wanted so badly for the clip of holt entering the interrogation room and saying “KOWABUNGA MOM” to play after the clip of him saying he wouldn’t say it
KOWABUNGA MOM!
1:45 :
Terry: “We’ll keep her out of your hair!”
Me: *What hair?*
I cant see the Movie "Mist" the same way because of Captain Holt
I know right? His serious face in the movie is completely ruined now lol
"you're 3 minutes early! *in Chicago."* will never fail to make me laugh
I know this line isn't really Holt being "Sassy", but it deserves some air time in any Holt appreciation...
"BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEE?!!??!?!?!"
😁
I know this video is about Holt's sass and I love it, but I also adore Jake's quiet laugh at 1:33!
You want me to say "Cowabunga Mom".
Yes that would be awesome
1:21 * That's what we call an Oscar worthy performance!! * 😁
What exactly?.
@@strawberrycake-9850 Oscar Neunez the actor from the office.
“I was never fun you take that back”
I died from laughter the most when holt said ‘ then who is guarding hades’ 😝
'Sad because the competition was so dismal.'
This video could be summed up with "I said it...And I meant it!!!!"
I understand the logic of this game ...
AlexUnder98 *gestures with bottle suggestively*
"But not immune to, braggadocio."