Burn After Reading - What Did We Learn?

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  • @KirbyOnCronic
    @KirbyOnCronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5157

    The look of utter disappointment from Simmons when he's told Cox isn't dead is hilarious.

    • @MrMikado282
      @MrMikado282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He was shot.
      Good.
      He's not dead.
      Fuck.
      He's in a coma.
      Will he wake up?
      They don't think he'll make it.
      (Gears turning on what to do if he does wake up)

    • @zakiowais6829
      @zakiowais6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "He shot Cox"
      good 😐
      "Sir he's in a coma"
      😒

    • @rocksoliddude1
      @rocksoliddude1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That was how sick of Cox they were

    • @Nhnhnfk
      @Nhnhnfk ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is his best scene in anything, ever

    • @josephbardouche3687
      @josephbardouche3687 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had the "Just when I thought I had some good news" head roll too

  • @Michael-zf4pi
    @Michael-zf4pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    I love how the whole time, this guy thinks he's gonna get ripped apart. Yet everything is just " oh , okay" or " oh good"

    • @bartholomewlyons
      @bartholomewlyons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😄😄😄😄😄

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Well, think about it. He got assigned to watch over a guy who was leaking info (turns out low level), a government worker who shot a guy with no ID, and the guy who leaked info just killed a guy on the street. Everybody he was supposed to keep an eye on thought they were far more important then they actually were, and he didn't know what to make of it. It was just a complete mess of a situation under his watch, and thankfully his boss recognized how much of a chaotic shitshow this all was, and how out of control it would have been for anybody.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@Supperdude9 "What an absolute clusterfuck..."

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@Supperdude9 Simmons' character being disappointed with Cox not being dead supports that. Cox being dead at least wouldve made the cluster truck a bit easier to deal with

    • @ksrmk
      @ksrmk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@twentylush Right - disappointed that Cox was "only" in a coma. "If he wakes up guess we'll worry about it then" gets me every time.
      All in a day's work.

  • @yohendyC
    @yohendyC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    These two represent my last two brain cells figuring out wtf is going on

    • @coppersky
      @coppersky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would like but it’s at 666 & don’t wanna fuck it up lol

    • @yohendyC
      @yohendyC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coppersky Ty, you’re a good man

    • @mohamedomar6862
      @mohamedomar6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @novembernicolas5230
      @novembernicolas5230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its simple really, if cox stayed on his job being demoted instead of ranting, none of this would have happened

    • @t-dog8528
      @t-dog8528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And by 2023 nothing is clearer yet

  • @Desheep
    @Desheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7072

    "I guess we learned not to do it again, but i'll be fucked if i know what we did" has been my most commonly used line in work meetings since 2008

    • @mikeluit3027
      @mikeluit3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I'll need to use this line today during a regulatory review meeting. Bob; I don't understand why these guys keep asking the same questions but in different ways. My response; "yes sir, not sure why they keep doing this. I guess we will have to learn not do whatever they are saying we did wrong. But I'll be fucked if I know what we did".

    • @LloydWaldo
      @LloydWaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There was a uh... slight.... *snag*.

    • @logix6866
      @logix6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I say this to myself each day after talking with my girlfriend…

    • @RogueShadows
      @RogueShadows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed! It’s become a meme amongst my friends.

    • @ossian108
      @ossian108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legend :)

  • @bigbagoforanges
    @bigbagoforanges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    I love that the entire movie is one long set-up for this punchline of a scene. Just brilliant.

    • @mmabuff101
      @mmabuff101 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Abso friggin lutely. And how mundane it all now seems when they discuss it all in 2 minutes and throw it away

    • @steffidas4785
      @steffidas4785 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂🙌

  • @teppoannala3577
    @teppoannala3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    "We have her.?!...To do what with?" What a perfect line and even more perfect delivery. Simmons is pure magic in this scene.

    • @bradrum1
      @bradrum1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Probably a lot easier to deliver lines well that actually are this well written.

    • @blur5725
      @blur5725 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Everything here is carefully written. This is not spiderman

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blur5725 Most Spider-Man movies are better written than this. This movie is a collections of scenes they liked but couldn't fit into a cohesive script.

    • @blur5725
      @blur5725 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alphanerd7221 please don’t talk about things you don’t understand

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blur5725 You are mad at me for knowing more about writing that you. Try to express yourself in a more literate fashion if you want to try to condescend at people smarter than you.

  • @michaeldorosh5047
    @michaeldorosh5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4265

    The detail I love is where Simmons asks about the cost of the procedures, and rather than listen to another long-winded explanation, he just realizes he doesn't care, waves his hand before Rasche even gets to the dollar amount, and says "pay it."

    • @maksimgamuvka4975
      @maksimgamuvka4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      His time is worth more than the surgery

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I love how the key word that triggers the Director's impatience is 'several'. He clearly wanted a short answer, lol.

    • @royaltoadclub8322
      @royaltoadclub8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Makes you wonder how much inane Bullshit intelligence agencies deal with on a daily basis. Statistically this makes a lot of sense. We like to think that all they deal with is massive national security issues (which they do) but there are 1000 idiots to every 1 intelligent belligerent actor.

    • @bennewcombe2013
      @bennewcombe2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I replayed that bit a number of times killed me lol

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      See, I loved the whole, "We have no extradition with Venezuela" bit. Palmer's looking at it from the operative standpoint, trying to find some reason why the subject's making a movement, what the subject's purpose is for going where they're going... what they're likely doing, who they're likely meeting, etc. Meanwhile, the department head's looking at it from "the simplest answer" perspective... as in, sometimes it's just that fuckin' easy.

  • @bugnar7
    @bugnar7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5115

    The entire movie is just an ellaborated setup for these 2

    • @tomash9116
      @tomash9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Well, it's full of other gems, like the face Brad Pitt makes when he's discovered in the closet...

    • @cab6273
      @cab6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You said it. I can watch the scenes with these two over and over again.

    • @trevorlambert4226
      @trevorlambert4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And it would be worth it, even if the rest of the movie was mediocre (which it's not).

    • @jakeryan9469
      @jakeryan9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Simmons' couple of scenes made this movie.

    • @SuperTsogo
      @SuperTsogo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tomash9116 A good Samaritan face?

  • @chuckgviolin3538
    @chuckgviolin3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    "I have a drinking problem? You're a Mormon. Next to you, everyone has a drinking problem." Love this film!

    • @ajohnson153
      @ajohnson153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Never let a mormon determine your buzz level. They don't understand fucked up the way we do. They're guessing and they're shitty guessers."- Ron 'Tater Salad' White.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I read somewhere that the original line they intended to use was “Next to you, the Pope has a drinking problem.” but I guess they thought better of that one lol

    • @ophello
      @ophello 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Way to fuck up the line…

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mormons have other problems.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ajohnson153 I agree, they have no clue. Just like I have no clue how fucked up they are.

  • @tilapiah6
    @tilapiah6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    All this so Linda could get her surgery. She's completely reinventing herself.

    • @geoffwilliams4478
      @geoffwilliams4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      After everything, I say it's high time

    • @christopherwang4392
      @christopherwang4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I bet the surgery gets botched and Linda will end up looking uglier than before as karmic payback for trying to commit blackmail and treason.

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "... and it's a beautiful day..."

    • @xXScythianUAXx
      @xXScythianUAXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      not just linda...but 2 other "old" women got "freedom"...for several ruined man's lifes...that is what its all about

    • @amro9629
      @amro9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheers

  • @someguydan
    @someguydan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    The thing that's brutally soul crushing is that this isn't the only file that comes across the directors desk in a day or a week. This is 15 minutes out of a day, what other face melting dumpster fires roll across this man's desk in a week? He's just unfazed, I bet he has a favourite brand of scotch at home he drinks silently while staring at a wall.

    • @igormorais4192
      @igormorais4192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      i figured the exact same thing. hes a CIA bigshot. there's coups to arrange, assassinations, surveillance, people of interest, hundreds of issues at the brink of catastrophe and tons of analysis to be done and then this shit keeps popping back on his desk, some lady, a treasury guy, a gym manager, an angry analyst, and people keep dying or acting crazy. Sigh

    • @americancaesar6065
      @americancaesar6065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      @@igormorais4192 Worse, it's rarely stuff that crazy. More it's stuff like "Yeah, our guy in Iran stopped calling in."
      "Is he dead?" "No, sir." "Is he a turncoat?" "We don't think so, sir." "Why'd he stop calling in?" "We don't know, sir."

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Someguy Dan I think you got the point of the movie. Well Done

    • @someguydan
      @someguydan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@NormAppleton it may be, but it's just the reality of what man does. This is a mockumentary/documentary of what really happens in that office, these people still go home to wives and children and manage to sleep. It's just crazy that a human can just adapt to this and carry on like it's nothing.

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igormorais4192 why is it called treasury guy? I thought pfarrer was us marshall.

  • @richardwild3942
    @richardwild3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3825

    'For fuck sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela' The single funniest line in cinema.

    • @jhyland87
      @jhyland87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I laughed so hard at that, lol.

    • @armandogalindo7412
      @armandogalindo7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      as a Venezuelan myself, I now demand a spin-off movie of Clooney's character living in Venezuela. no plot no villains, just him being paranoid about everything lol

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yep make him Chavez’s problem.

    • @hdawglion718
      @hdawglion718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@matthewriley7826 Chavez has been dead for 8 years tho

    • @pb5598
      @pb5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hdawglion718 movie was released in 2008 bub

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX ปีที่แล้ว +533

    It's so hard to describe why JK Simmons works so well in this scene. He just feels like has that job not because he enjoys it, but because there's absolutely nobody else smart enough to do it, and he'd rather be anywhere else.

    • @VoodooDangerbird
      @VoodooDangerbird 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s Schillinger!

    • @whatusay4980
      @whatusay4980 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's a job he absolutely hates but would find anything else boring do to the sheer absurdity he has to deal with.

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@VoodooDangerbird Its kind of crazy that prior to Oz that JK Simmons was pretty much just a theater actor making next to no money. But afterwards he's an Academy Award winning actor who seems to be in just about every movie and also makes a lot of insurance commercials.

  • @SuperlunarNim
    @SuperlunarNim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The way he delivers "They're pretty sure he has no...uh...brain function." is so perfect

    • @CHR1SZ7
      @CHR1SZ7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pretty sure the guy had no brain function before he got shot either

    • @PootTootPod
      @PootTootPod 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Really reminds of of Walter saying "And also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife...uhm, an amphibious rodent, for...uhm, you know, domestic...within the city...that ain't legal either.

  • @chrisstanley8053
    @chrisstanley8053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “How much?”
    “There were several procedures all...”
    “Pay it.”

  • @mattpope1746
    @mattpope1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    Tragically underrated comedy. JK Simmons summation is as good a satire of bureaucratic ambition as there is, and what John Malkovich does with the f-word in this film is inspired.

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      May I ask how you consider Simmons' character a satire of bureaucratic ambition? I understand that he's deeply enmeshed in a stolid bureaucracy, but aside from being in a position of relative power in said bureaucracy I'm not sure I see how the character embodies ambition, satirically or otherwise.

    • @CrazyHorseInvincible
      @CrazyHorseInvincible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@xandercorp6175 From my personal experience with bureaucrats, I can tell you his clear preference for making a problem disappear rather than solving it is spot on.

    • @spinnact
      @spinnact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@xandercorp6175 I agree with you, I can't see how it's to do with ambition. The comedy comes more from the absurdity of the whole situation, and how Simmons' character just want to tidy things up, not knowing what the fuck is going on, or caring particularly. A hilarious antidote to the usual portrayals of intelligence agencies in movies.

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CrazyHorseInvincible Agreed, but what has that to do with ambition? The connection to bureaucrats is solid, but I'm not seeing a connection to ambition.

    • @CrazyHorseInvincible
      @CrazyHorseInvincible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@xandercorp6175 In the context of the original comment, "ambition as there is" refers to the limits of their ambition. The words "as there is" implies that something is lacking. That's what this scene highlights, that they aspire to very little beyond making their jobs easier.

  • @TileGuyJesse
    @TileGuyJesse ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "He shot the analyst, he shot Cox"
    "Good, great..............is he dead?"
    I laughed my ass off in the theater at this exchange. What an ending.

  • @SurfingBullDog
    @SurfingBullDog ปีที่แล้ว +201

    “There were several procedures, all together they…”
    “Pay it”

    • @novemberalpha6023
      @novemberalpha6023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Burn after paying

    • @JenGable-Justeson
      @JenGable-Justeson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This may not be that far off from reality...

  • @kdub1242
    @kdub1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    I don't understand how it's possible to think up, write, and produce such an outstanding movie. But it seems easy for the Cohen brothers.

    • @hugh-johnfleming289
      @hugh-johnfleming289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you read a newspaper lately?

    • @kdub1242
      @kdub1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@hugh-johnfleming289 In fact I have. Thanks for asking. But this goes way beyond adapting quirky real life events. This goes to the overall sense of story construction and tone, the settings, the characters and dialogue, and all kinds of ingredients that have little to do with the actual events themselves.

    • @tchoupitoulos
      @tchoupitoulos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They let their actors do most of their work for them

    • @LloydWaldo
      @LloydWaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tchoupitoulos this is very true and easy to miss. You don’t realize when you’re watching it that this is just cutting between two medium shots with no camera movement. It’s like the audience point of view is just right at the edge of the desk, and the whole scene is carried by the actors. There are no wides, two shots or over the shoulder shots at all. It feels like a play.

    • @tchoupitoulos
      @tchoupitoulos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @David Bowman While I hate to defend DC, I have to admonish you to never place an ounce of trust in anything that comes out of Hollywood. Nothing and nobody gets portrayed accurately there.

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    One of the funniest comedies I have seen where everyone plays a serious role. No gags, no clowning around, no jokes, but it's just one of those movies that hits the right way.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, the whole film is a gag...LOL
      except maybe the mental anguish Cox endures....

    • @theguyinthecorner605
      @theguyinthecorner605 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I dunno man, The Invention is a pretty amazing visual joke.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This movie is wall to wall jokes.

    • @petera.schneider2140
      @petera.schneider2140 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you think about it, that's the case with all of the Coen brothers' movies: Everybody is pretty serious in their own way, and yet even the tragic scenes are wildly funny. I mean, Donny's ashes... the wood chipper...

    • @disf5178
      @disf5178 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brad Pitt's role is one big gag

  • @belleyboy
    @belleyboy ปีที่แล้ว +53

    David Rasche just nailing the nervous assitant telling the boss obtuse news role!!

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I love that he's so soft-spoken and never curses, and is visibly uncomfortable every time he has to say "Cox" lmfao

  • @tonygooglekat6511
    @tonygooglekat6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    another example proving that any movie with a scene featuring JK Simmons is worth watching for that reason alone.

    • @franzkiefer9303
      @franzkiefer9303 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tiger :3

    • @mplsmark222
      @mplsmark222 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw a promo for that film about the drum teacher played by Simmons. It looked horrible, why would anyone pay to see a film about a teacher abusing his students? It didn’t help the feature I was there to see was a stinker too.

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    This is exactly what learning about history feels like. Everything is just random stuff that happens to happen, very often each individual's actions don't have the intended effect at all, nobody knows what's going on, it's all a mess

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a History student this makes a LOT more sense now why I love this movie, the way it looks at events and how ridiculously disconnected and yet interconnected, random yet coincidental, everything is a mess yet there’s so many important links and causal-chains you have to keep aware of when it comes to history. Its so interesting

  • @pb4012
    @pb4012 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think the conversations between these two are my favourite scenes of the movie

  • @robpalandech9125
    @robpalandech9125 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The way the guy playing Palmer reads the line: "Yes Sir. It's hard to say." It gets me every time!

  • @dancarroll5478
    @dancarroll5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    What is scary is how probably accurate this type of conversation is within the bureaucracy of government.

    • @NorthForkFisherman
      @NorthForkFisherman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What's really scary?
      How often it happens.
      And yet, shit gets done. Crazy, eh?

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      expect for the part where they bother to wonder what they've learned

    • @fairongaming9347
      @fairongaming9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh boy you have no idea.

    • @Handlethis81637
      @Handlethis81637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It makes more sense to me that this type of stuff is going on rather than shadowy government agencies planning new world orders.

    • @NorthForkFisherman
      @NorthForkFisherman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Handlethis81637 Yep. It's nothing sinister at all. It's just guys in desk jobs trying to find a path through all the chaos that happens on a daily basis. In government, every job is a "Friday job".

  • @PopcornMax179
    @PopcornMax179 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The funniest thing of this film, all the other characters are running around paranoid shitless that the government is coming for them. When in reality the CIA is just watching and hoping they don't have to get involved because it would mean more work they'd have to do that they'd rather not do.
    I also love how cooperative their relationship is. He's not hiding anything from JK Simmons, and Simmons doesn't get mad, but let's him know what to do. Envious employee-boss relationship goals there.

  • @tlshd957
    @tlshd957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    JK Simmons is a fantastic character actor, and this might be his finest scene ever. I don't have to watch the whole movie again (seen it 3 times), I can just watch this and it cracks me up every time! 😂🤣

    • @CanyonManGuy
      @CanyonManGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The whole movie is the joke and this scene is the punchline, shit is hilarious 😂

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's not forget my man David Rasche, or as we know him, SLEDGE HAMMER!

    • @murtazaalam8326
      @murtazaalam8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone once told me that great actors throw you off. You think they're gonna say one thing, and what they actually end up saying is the opposite. Simmons' "Good.. great...is he dead?" is a perfect example of that.

    • @tlshd957
      @tlshd957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@murtazaalam8326 Absolutely, as well as the "we have no extradition with Venezuela"...[what should we do?]..."for f***s sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela"

    • @murtazaalam8326
      @murtazaalam8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tlshd957 just reading this made me laugh out loud, I didn't even need to re-watch the scene. That said, I'm going to rewatch it now!

  • @vasilisneorun1700
    @vasilisneorun1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    His disappointment when he hears that Cox isn't dead but in a coma kills me everytime...

  • @nobitanobi8888
    @nobitanobi8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    These two are basically me trying to make sense of my existence on this planet.

    • @badwolf4239
      @badwolf4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, report back to me when it makes sense.

  • @jdrancho1864
    @jdrancho1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The utter absurdity of it just gets me every time
    .
    'We pulled him off a flight to Venezuela'
    'So what should we do with him?'
    'Put him on the next flight to Venezuela'.
    SOP for governmental agencies.

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was in h.s. when THE TOP GOVERNMENT ELECTED OFFICIAL started the whole hate gubment thing and it has caught on so well with the crowd that SOMEHOW were winners in the sheet stain competition that they will never catch on until corporations get their wish and our world turns very dark. I sure do wish that sheet stain winners had had babysitters that hated children, maybe only then would they realize what a dickwadd that PrezRonnie was being when he started all that.

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, you have bit down hard on the bait and when your wish comes true, you will learn what a BAD idea it is for corporations to be in charge.

  • @alexandraward3107
    @alexandraward3107 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love how Linda gets her surgeries after everything 😂

    • @alexalex13131
      @alexalex13131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surprise happy ending.

    • @AnnoNihilus
      @AnnoNihilus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Exactly. The Russians are the only smart ones in this movie and Linda is the only one who benefited from it all. This movie is brilliance through a depiction of ginormous idiocy. "You are in league with the morons". Pretty much the entire movie in a nutshell.

    • @Conn88
      @Conn88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Paid for by the government, no less.

    • @annalisavajda252
      @annalisavajda252 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah although two of her co-workers are dead her last lover hiding in Venezuela so long as she can get a tummy tuck breast lift facelift etc. she doesn't care?

  • @TonyTheYouTuba
    @TonyTheYouTuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This is the first time I watched this scene since watching the video from Every frame a painting talking about the Coen brothers’ shot reverse shot techniques. This scene just demonstrates that so well. You don’t see the characters onscreen at the same time during the conversation, and the angle of the shots represents the viewpoint of the other speaker. When Rasches character sits down part way through, the camera angle changes on Simmons as both characters are now facing each other on the same level (watch from about 00:40 ). So subtle but that cinematography is such a key part of the scene.

    • @Max-vr2po
      @Max-vr2po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great catch! brilliant cinematography

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at who was paying attention in class 😉👍🏻

    • @eragonawesome
      @eragonawesome 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh that's so cool! Thank you for pointing this out!

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mrkeogh Cringe

  • @mr.nobody3967
    @mr.nobody3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I could literally watch a 2 hour movie about these 2 trying to figure out what the he'll happened.

  • @Orion-yd4dy
    @Orion-yd4dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    This is the most confusing, weird ass funniest black comedy I’ve ever seen. The scene where Brad Pitt jumps out of the closet and gets shot still makes me laugh!

    • @FernandoMendoza-dw8nz
      @FernandoMendoza-dw8nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That stupid smile of his right before!

    • @daeryxaqueryx
      @daeryxaqueryx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's a pitch black comedy about the randomness of death where average guys get murdered, shallow conniving liars get away scot-free, and government says fuck it. All wrapped up in the tones of a a paranoid spy thriller where absolutely nothing world-changing happens.

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daeryxaqueryx summary .ITS movie without meaning without moral .just confusing movie and i love it.

    • @KokkiePiet
      @KokkiePiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Cruise should have had that part

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's, a spoiler.

  • @mikeyerian2562
    @mikeyerian2562 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I think Rasche is the star of every scene with Simmons. When he is told to put Pfarrer on the plane and nods in agreement and says OK, I just love that. It's like he's confident even if he didn't realize Venezuela had no extradition with us. And then when he sits down with during the "What did we learn" part...I just love his character and his performance.

    • @Philbert-s2c
      @Philbert-s2c 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ITA. Simmons of course is always brilliant but Rasche totally nails this part.

    • @mikeyerian2562
      @mikeyerian2562 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Philbert-s2c Rasche totally embodied a deputy CIA director...his acting is so good. I like this performance so much I had to know more about him

  • @Drew.DrivesYT
    @Drew.DrivesYT ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the forlorn "Oh.." he delivers at 0:30 is probably my favorite line of the film. you can see the gears turning, analyzing how much of a diplomatic fuck-up it would look like.

  • @skhetan1
    @skhetan1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What I love most about this is it shows just how arbitrary the results of complex situations can be, there is no neat allocation of right and wrong... like how whimsically she gets her surgeries back with the flick of a wrist

  • @Ry-ss5dz
    @Ry-ss5dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The boss guy seems happy as long as ppl involved are dead or gone lol

    • @PromotedPawn
      @PromotedPawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As long as the ends are tied and he can safely ignore the situation, he’s happy to do just that.

    • @HighLordBlazeReborn
      @HighLordBlazeReborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No one wants to do the paperwork

  • @johnsimon8457
    @johnsimon8457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It’s funny how much Cox thought of himself and in the end he’s next to nobody to them.

  • @buckylarson21
    @buckylarson21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Its a movie about how a woman got cosmetic surgery

    • @jsc3417
      @jsc3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      for free

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Cheap tile ceiling, fluorescent lights, plain drywall office, one Mahogany wall. lol

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is also highest head honcho of very high-budgeted organization of head honchos.

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They nailed the look of government facilities.

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The whole movie's plot is absolutely in sync with it's title.
    Summarized it's *"Somethin's fucked up, we might have a link to it, bury it. Yesterday."*
    The entire gist of it all.

  • @PrinceJackTheFirst
    @PrinceJackTheFirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    J.K. Simmons gets all the love for these scenes, and not without reason, but the actor playing Palmer (one David Rasche) is perfect as well. I think this is what people mean when they say a movie has good directing.

    • @SuperCosty2010
      @SuperCosty2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rasche was better in the opening scene with endless stuttering "it doesn't have to be unpleasant", I was rofling

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    JK's delivery throughout all his scenes in this film is just pure gold.

  • @Luccimatic
    @Luccimatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I absolutely love that her dream of receiving these cosmetic surgeries is realized mainly by the fact that he doesn’t actually give a shit about her and doesn’t care. LMAO

  • @Chris-nq9nb
    @Chris-nq9nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This scene had me weeping with laughter for about half an hour after the film finished. So understated but just perfect!

  • @malbecks316
    @malbecks316 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I consider showing this scene to my class and let them reconstruct the movie from there, it's an amazing summary and I wish more movies would do that. Imagine these two talking about the events from Terminator 2.

    • @dmitriishatokhin
      @dmitriishatokhin ปีที่แล้ว +10

      -So about this big guy, T800...
      -F*ck me, what else?
      -He tried to dump himself in melted metal, so we stopped the chain and saved him.
      -Jesus f*cking Christ, he just want to completely erase himself from this timeline!
      -So?
      -So dump him in this f*cking melted metal!

    • @mercesletifer47
      @mercesletifer47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@dmitriishatokhin😂😂😂

    • @ejl423
      @ejl423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or talking about the events of any film for that matter.

  • @frankcolumbo9615
    @frankcolumbo9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My first exposure to JK Simmons was his portrayal of Dr. Skoda in all 3 shows of the Law & Order franchise. All his performances in TV, movies and Broadway never disappoint.

    • @DelGuy03
      @DelGuy03 ปีที่แล้ว

      My first awareness of him was as one of the two singers of the title song in the long-running 1992 revival of Guys and Dolls. Also as a member of the all-star cast of the off-Broadway musical Birds of Paradise (I didn't see it, but the recording is wonderful).

  • @HELLBOY583
    @HELLBOY583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Walter Sobchak would end this with "Aww fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling."

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    A perfect Coens ending. Embrace the mystery.

    • @whocares7368
      @whocares7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What mystery? They mistook a memoir for high level intel lol

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah I felt the ending was a let down. The abrupt conclusion felt rushed and lame. This scene is gold, but prior to, just a couple more scenes wrapping things up could have helped, and maybe some event for Tilda and the Gym Woman

    • @iknowyouarebutwhatami1
      @iknowyouarebutwhatami1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whocares7368 Embrace the mystery...go watch “A Serious Man” to understand the connection

  • @LA123176
    @LA123176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The part that he tells him he’s in a coma and has the face of disappointment is hilarious 😆

  • @lukedaniell
    @lukedaniell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:27 "they're pretty sure that he has no brain function"
    Totally underrated line. It describes every character in this story and encapsulates what this movie is about -- utter stupidity.

  • @gaz4840
    @gaz4840 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so many people i speak to have never even heard of this film let alone, seen it... Its one of the funniest films ever made, Clooney and Pitt are priceless, as is Frances McDormand... i could watch it every day and still laugh out loud

  • @bennyblanco4rmthaBX
    @bennyblanco4rmthaBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is almost genius level writing and acting.

    • @LucTaylor
      @LucTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Almost?

  • @Pfromm007
    @Pfromm007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The writing here is absolutely top notch.
    The tension that gets build up and then relieved constantly while pushing the narrative forward is like two grown men on a seesaw.

  • @rocksoliddude1
    @rocksoliddude1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    brilliant ending lol

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    - He shot him.
    - Good. Great!
    😂😂😂

  • @shatterjack
    @shatterjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    they should really make a movie about Their Man, he surveilled Cox, saw him dump a body, fished it out of the river but couldn't ID it, took the initiative to try to save the gym manager and blew away a guy in a bathrobe holding a ax, probably has a lot of good stories

    • @Fourthson100
      @Fourthson100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I"d pay to watch that one. Hahahaa!

  • @sciencefantastic
    @sciencefantastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    There’s no grand reason why terrible things happen. There’s no conspiracy, no secret cabal, no shadow war.
    Sometimes people are just really really stupid.

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, the real conspiracy is more about how people can believe that our gouvernements are competent enough to pull out huge and complicated plans

    • @dewok2706
      @dewok2706 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yes cattle, yes...relax, don't worry...don't think about things! it's all just a happy little accident hahaha!

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dewok2706 put the meth pipe down

  • @UncleDon226
    @UncleDon226 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how the main characters are living out some type of James Bond espionage storyline over documents that the Russians say are useless, all while the CIA is like "WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?"

    • @theroachden6195
      @theroachden6195 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only because it's their analyst and they have no idea if he stole something too. It's just.... Just completely nuts. I also thought the Russians didn't want it because they already knew the information so it's just useless.

  • @jonbuilds
    @jonbuilds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    JK Simmons is great in this scene. He's typically great, I love watching him and have for years. But the comedic acting master class in this scene is by David Rasche, omg legend level funny. The places his face and pacing and beats go...top tier. Now I gotta watch the whole movie again. May have to pull out the Sledgehammer DVDs too...

    • @tombombadyl4535
      @tombombadyl4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s hard to say which is better: Simmons, Rasche or the script. May be my favorite Coen brothers scene.

    • @praketingrichraft6181
      @praketingrichraft6181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

    • @danbongard3226
      @danbongard3226 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hadn't realized that was the guy from Sledge Hammer! Talk about a blast from the past.

  • @flighttherapybullisticfpv133
    @flighttherapybullisticfpv133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What an absolute masterpiece of screen writing and actor interpretation... I could watch these two all day hahaha

  • @MrFinnov8
    @MrFinnov8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this movie.
    These two guys had the best scenes, and also introduced me to the term ‘clusterfuck’….. 😆

  • @mournblade1066
    @mournblade1066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "For fuck's sake put him on the next flight to Venezuela!"

  • @aquaajb
    @aquaajb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the greatest scenes ever shot, mother of god. It's a masterpiece.

  • @thisguy7011
    @thisguy7011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Service electrician here. This is how most of my days end. Not the bodies and the killing part, but the general confusion over how we just fixed things, then shrugging our shoulders and saying “fuck if I know”

  • @MustertheBrohirrim
    @MustertheBrohirrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    JK Simmons is like the king of all dads. The eye roll over the coma is what does it for me.

  • @KL50450
    @KL50450 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best movies ever! Great acting and awesome dialogues. That excellent entertainment!
    I wish there were more movies like this.

  • @russellmoore8187
    @russellmoore8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    David Rasche needs more work. He rules

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like to think what he learned here enabled him to change names and become leader of the future planning committee In the Loop.

    • @spewter
      @spewter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheWPhilosopher ...before going to the private sector to work for Waystar Royco

    • @Donmenon
      @Donmenon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s awesome as Karl in Succession.

  • @saladmcjones7798
    @saladmcjones7798 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how the CIA director is so insanely CYA on so many questions. "Why do we have them? To do WHAT with? Is he dead? (if yes) Good! (for other agencies) no, don't get those idiots involved"

  • @HotrodDan
    @HotrodDan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Without question, J K Simmons stole every scene in this movie. Absolute comedy gold. What a national treasure.

  • @DogInATaco
    @DogInATaco ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This entire movie is a cluster fuck of random coincidences and total dipshits doing crazy things, and it is one of the most well written and entertaining films I've ever watched.
    Every character is played to a fucking tee and it all just works so well.

  • @kaszaspeter77
    @kaszaspeter77 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A cinematic masterpiece full of excellent acting, a great script and the best dialogue.
    "More material?" in broken Russian - ROTFL
    The mannerisms, the dynamics of the dialogue, the facial expressions of both of these guys in these 3 minutes is just great.
    "he shot the analyst. He shot Cox" - "Good." - then the look on the underling's face!!!

  • @charleslynch340
    @charleslynch340 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Yes sir its...uh...hard to say..." - use this line all the time when I got no clue wtf going on, what to say, nothing to contribute

  • @thelongdarkteatimeofthesou4497
    @thelongdarkteatimeofthesou4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Six years I decided to pursue a career in the (Canadian) Federal Government. This scene has legit been my life ever since.

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, everyone who works in government can sympathize :) That's why I always laugh at those idiots that think there are overarching conspiracies out to "get them". Hell, I'd be surprised if we managed to make the trains run on time for a change. Fortunately, there's always a few bright people in every department that manage to organize things well enough to get basic services out the door, and then sometimes they hire someone that actually improves matters. Like any large organization, basically.

    • @trevoravery9270
      @trevoravery9270 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StCreed Conspiracies are not from 67 IQ Chuds like you, answering phones, you mouth breather. Tyranny exists you reeeeeetard.

    • @dewok2706
      @dewok2706 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StCreed i like how some pleb who works in the gay man's choir agency department of some federal government thinks he's seen the most top secret government activity...lolololol

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StCreed Mate, you're some boob in a bureaucracy that lubricates doorknobs at the DMV. You have no idea how power actually functions. You're like the level 1 freemason dentist who goes to masonic barbecues on the weekend and thinks he knows that they aren't up to anything.

  • @paradoxofepicurus
    @paradoxofepicurus 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Both actors were outstanding in that scene.

  • @HansHenderson
    @HansHenderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Those Coen bros master every genre they touch, everything just so PERFECT. Of course being able to hire that level of ensemble cast is almost as important as the script and direction. Christ even the costumes and stylists just NAILED it.

    • @haroldbridges515
      @haroldbridges515 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think the Coen's never miss, take a look at their remake of the Ealing comedy, "The Ladykillers." It's a complete dud.

  • @jamesdrynan
    @jamesdrynan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite Coen movies! Pitt is delightfully stupid. McDormand's comedic sense is hilarious. The supporting cast is spot-on. A treasure!

  • @annoyedok321
    @annoyedok321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This film is woefully underrated in the Coen library. It has a lot of things that make The Big Lebowski great. I might even say it's in the top 3 of their films.

  • @friedpicklezzz
    @friedpicklezzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Criminally underrated film. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @RyzomaticOrgans
    @RyzomaticOrgans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favourite scene in the whole movie. The absurdity of it all summed up so well. These played it out so well.

  • @jinasugata4869
    @jinasugata4869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the best comedic/truthful scenes in cinematic history alive!!!!

  • @_ArsNova
    @_ArsNova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I haven't seen this movie, and I am thoroughly enjoying this without context.

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Context literally doesn’t help. The two scenes featuring JK Simmons character are an outsiders perspective on this series of farcical blunders. Check out the movie. It’s hilarious!

    • @notbill08
      @notbill08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a very funny movie! Great acting, hilarious plot, lots of satire- worth streaming

    • @jeffrey3425
      @jeffrey3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could show you the final scene of every Coen Brothers movie without giving you any spoilers.

  • @barakoniner1644
    @barakoniner1644 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love this movie hahaha the wife n I still watch it every other month haha
    .
    We have her? To do what with? 😆😅😅
    Funniest part is NO ONE has a clue what's going on the entire movie

  • @PatrickMurtha
    @PatrickMurtha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the key movies of our era, as everything that has happened since its release makes abundantly clear.

  • @irrationallynegative
    @irrationallynegative หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Masterful acting from both.

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This film is honestly super clever. This film just does a great job of finding the humor out of the ridiculousness of the film. This is honestly becoming more brilliant the more I think about it.

  • @muir2809
    @muir2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    J.K Simmons always has a great blend of drama and comedy in his performances

  • @trevorlambert4226
    @trevorlambert4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These meetings are some of the funniest scenes ever put on film.

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they seem to see this every day to the point of being annoyed so many people are involved having to clean it up

  • @Yog--Sothoth
    @Yog--Sothoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw this movie in the theaters...I could not stop laughing at all. There were points where I could not breath. My chest was hurting after the film was over. Chose to see it again a couple years later. maybe 10. anyways. still held up. I recommend it to anyone whenever I can.

    • @gaz4840
      @gaz4840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I`m the same, totally one of the funniest films you will ever see with an all star cast, even just watching these clips has me laughing out loud. In Bruges has the same effect

  • @damontoledo8253
    @damontoledo8253 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    David Rasche does not get enough credit for his scenes. JK Simmon's delivery wouldn't be the same without him.

  • @Cynicalease
    @Cynicalease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Honestly always thought this movie was just okay, but the last 3 minutes is just top tier writing and filmmaking man

  • @tylerbrooks2492
    @tylerbrooks2492 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His uumms are perfectly pitched

  • @Cuiasodo
    @Cuiasodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like "I don't fucking know(what we learned)...I guess we learned not to do it again" sums up EVERY single Coen Bros movie ever made.

  • @IronsteffL
    @IronsteffL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't remember when I laughed so hard in the cinema, I couldn't even read the credits through the tears in my eyes. Absolutely underrated movie!

  • @pfschuyler
    @pfschuyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Its like the Glengarry Glen Ross of Government institutions, love it.

    • @blacktortoise6812
      @blacktortoise6812 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking the same thing actually

  • @doh4828
    @doh4828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This script is, as per usual with the Coens, pure platinum and it’s silliness played to perfection by the stellar cast

  • @SECRETARIATguy224
    @SECRETARIATguy224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Right now?"
    "Right now."