Its because NewBee doesn't shriek or fake laugh hysterically every other line. Also I think he's just waaay funnier, but the deadpan delivery is *chef's kiss 💋
"have sex, and then you have this demon that follows you around for the rest of your life" as a single mom of a 1 yr old I can confirm that it follows you, sometimes making demonic sounds, sometimes without clothes and sometimes covered in strange substances
@@ringostingo5892 you can try to get away, maybe hide in the bathroom, but after a couple minutes it knows where you are and will claw on the door whilst screaming like a banshee. At night you might find yourself being watched by the demon from its crib, and it will just stand there. Watching.
@@ringostingo5892 it can also discuise itself like a bubbly little boy, laughing, clapping his hands and wawe to strangers who come Up to me and askes if this isnt THE happiest boy in the world. I Will say that yes it might seem that way until you try to prie a cat-turd from His hands when he has been running to the litterbox when mommy turned her back for 20 seconds. Then H E L L will break loose (I can do this all Day 😅)
i only find out about your channel recently but i really, REALLY enjoying the humor you’ve offer, thanks for making all this movie review vid and i truly hope you will have more sub in the future
Y'know, I like the dedication the main character's friends are. They could've bailed the moment evidence came around, or even refused to believe her with evidence right in front of them. Instead, against most horror tropes, the friends team up and do everything they can to kill this thing even if they risk their lives. That's usually rare in films like this.
The main actress in this movie Maika is a really nice girl. My son Adrian was in hot Summer Nights with her and they hung out quite a bit. He said she was a good person. He’s a really good judge of character so it was nice to hear that one of the up and coming leading ladies out there is a genuinely good person. Hope she stays that way.
This is one of very few horror movies in recent years that got to me a bit. It's very strong for just reinforcing that way anyone can get when they are alone at night and for no real reason just not right. It's been a long time since I saw something that was just the right wavelength of creepy to make my own home, even the bed I sleep in, feel like the unsafest place in the world to be.
The monster seens to be unable to pass phisical barrier. A way to defeat it would be, just lock it someway. Maybe make it fall in a hole (maybe shot it first to incapacitated it) then pour lots of concrete into it.
You’re an absolute legend 🤭 I looooove your energy and the way you describe horror films. There’re some movies (like cannibal holocaust, snuff stuff or so) I would never watch myself, but I’m still super curious about them. Thank you for your great job!
So glad I happened on this channel! You have a way that puts a smile on my other wise frowned face! You should have a few million subs and you definitely deserve it!
I'mma be frank I don't watch every video you upload because of my schedule, but I do absolutely enjoy every one that I do catch. Keep up your good work and I look forward to watching more in the future. Thank you for your time!
That's my favorite pickup line! "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?" Edit: Sex Reaper is an AMAZING name fot a metal band! Man I've really got to start holding the comments til the end of the video.
@Delta Lima Bravo Right?? But its way worse with NewBee's videos because every other sentence is something brilliant and biting and hilarious. I freakin love this guy
You’re so funny man. I’d love if you did a movie review of 13 Cameras. That movie is disturbing as hell. I think it would give you a lot of material to work with
This is definitely going to show my age, but.... Does anyone else remember those suuuuuuper cheesy early-to-mid 90s commercials about drugs (From you, ok! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!) and STDS? The instant I heard "Burning when you pee," I was transported back to high school and the STD commercial where all these teens are just openly discussing their social diseases, including the locker room full of dudes: Football player to teammates: "It burned when I urinated. I thought it was a one-time thing." (Turns to camera) "It wasn't."
This is such a simple and terrifying premise. When the monster was that tall dude with the bruised eyes... that genuinely scared me when I saw it. With that said monster goes from existential terror to 0 if you travel far away and hooker it up. Especially overseas. Unless the straight path it has to walk takes it right into an airplane its going to spend the rest of its days on the bottom of the ocean.
I love your channel good sir!! I commend you for doing something that was my dream job what seems like a lifetime ago. I remember first following AVGN and then i found Nostalgia Critic, I watched all his videos and followed Channel Awesome for a looong time. Had a falling out after the whole Spoony drama and haven't thought about that in a long time. Finding your videos has revitalized my love of movies and the witty, funny critics that make reviews of them. Your videos are filled with that MST3K mood and style. Jokes are spot on and references are right up my alley. Im currently going through all your videos but wanted to write this comment letting you know you are a true hero in my eye. Never stop doing this until you don't love it anymore. You have another fan sir. Thank you P.S. I forgot to say until your videos i thought this style of reviews were dead....I know nostalgia critic still does videos but....they aren't the same. But your videos gave me hope and true joy. Its good to see someone can still make these kinds of videos and make a living im this day and age of copyright and TH-cam laws. Thanks again NewBee.
Only 3 bees? Wow. I would go a lot higher on my score, I personally think it's one of the best horror films in the last 10 years. The ending pool scene didn't bother me at all, and I loved the use of the loud music. They also shot it in my home state of Michigan (Detroit area), so I may be a little partial.
1:20 I still wonder how that happened… Like, where was the beach in relation to where she lived? Couldn’t have been more than a few miles if “it” managed to walk to her and kill her by dawn. You’d think she would have driven far enough away to ensure that “it” couldn’t catch up with her within a couple of hours. I mean, she could probably drive for about an hour going about 40 mph and put at least six or seven hours between her and whatever form “it” took to walk towards her. Of course, you could be here at she was just so tired of running, that she wasn’t using the beach to escape “it”, she had chosen the beach to be her final resting spot, or something.
Thanks for pointing this film out to be the true comedy horror that it actually is. Funny reviews as always. Also one question, do they ever state in this movie whether or not having unprotected sex is a factor in getting haunted and followed by this thing? Oh my god, you just came up with a spin off sequel plot to home alone. Kevin McAllister picks up a hooker and it follows tries to get into his house, which he has to booby trap.
Fun fact: most of these scenes are made with green screen and the shoes are digitally added. Because it's nearly impossible to run in high heels without risking a sprained ankle or a belly flop.
Loved the retro vibe in this one. At first the music was annoying but then it started to remind me of 70's horror I'd see at the movies. Much better than it had a right to be...or bee..pun intended.
I absolutely love this movie just because the concept of it is so brilliant. Same with lights out, it could’ve been much better but the idea is so genius I love it and it actually scared me.
Hey! (: I LOVED the review, you're so funny, hilarious and just so dang witty, oh my word, okay, I know that I've said this so many times BUT UHM YOU'RE SO FUNNY AHH LOVED THE REVIEW YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBS AND VIEWS BUT UHM THAT DOESN'T MATTER. I LOVE THE VID.
"If you swallow dose it still follow?" That got me good
I think the demon would try to kill your poop the next day...
And if it's really good for your hair, maybe it just gets you a nice buzz cut.
I fucking died I love it
"He has a fine taste in literature and he recently had a pretty bad cold"
Comedy gold
I'm just going to say it right now you are a lot funnier than the Nostalgia Critic
Its because NewBee doesn't shriek or fake laugh hysterically every other line. Also I think he's just waaay funnier, but the deadpan delivery is *chef's kiss 💋
Thats not hard though
I concur. Does anyone else concur?
Bruh you have one of the most under rated channels ever
PREACH!
Literally the first words in this video: "and you thought vaginal teeth was scary" 😂
Well, it does have a strong symbiosis to the movie Teeth, in both movies, you get fucked and you are fucked 🤣
Vagina dentata,
What a wonderful phrase!
Vagina dentata,
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It means no fornicating
For the rest of your daaaays
Vagina dentata
Yeah
@veronica carlson wasn't Rabid a zombie movie? 🤣
Death by snu snu 🤣🤣🤣 That Futurama reference kills me 😂😂😂😂
Doesn't sound bad in my opinion. Rather die having sex with a demon than a heart attack.
Rip Beatrice Arthur
@@Tiffanny_Ong wait so Greg got his pelvis crushed?
The “It Pedals” joke killed me.
Jacob Radske thank god someone said this, I thought I was the only one who died at that lol
You deserve WAY more subs than you currently have
Yeah. That's what someone usually comments on every video. They will be coming. And follow. Muahahaha.
I just subscribed. I have a weak spot on movie reviews and NewBee won my heart and some great laughs. I needed that.
Bro your channel is a heckin hidden gemstone my dude.
Edit: 69 likes.... You know what that means.
I liked it so now it's 70 >:)
Nice
@@persephoneblack888 how very dare you.
Not enough for chicken nuggets I'm sorry
96 likes now.
“Does it still follow if you just swallow” omg, you have a sub
I never knew about this guy till he made the human centipede and he’s funny asf
Last time I was this early i still had hope and joy in my life. I was known as GladCap in those days
"have sex, and then you have this demon that follows you around for the rest of your life" as a single mom of a 1 yr old I can confirm that it follows you, sometimes making demonic sounds, sometimes without clothes and sometimes covered in strange substances
1: Underated Comment
2: I'm now imagining the demon from the film disguised as a 1 year old
@@ringostingo5892 you can try to get away, maybe hide in the bathroom, but after a couple minutes it knows where you are and will claw on the door whilst screaming like a banshee. At night you might find yourself being watched by the demon from its crib, and it will just stand there. Watching.
@@SwedBaben Ah, the -DemonicRitual- miracle of childbirth....
@@ringostingo5892 it can also discuise itself like a bubbly little boy, laughing, clapping his hands and wawe to strangers who come Up to me and askes if this isnt THE happiest boy in the world. I Will say that yes it might seem that way until you try to prie a cat-turd from His hands when he has been running to the litterbox when mommy turned her back for 20 seconds. Then H E L L will break loose (I can do this all Day 😅)
@@ringostingo5892 yes. The miracles of life
i only find out about your channel recently but i really, REALLY enjoying the humor you’ve offer, thanks for making all this movie review vid and i truly hope you will have more sub in the future
Y'know, I like the dedication the main character's friends are. They could've bailed the moment evidence came around, or even refused to believe her with evidence right in front of them.
Instead, against most horror tropes, the friends team up and do everything they can to kill this thing even if they risk their lives. That's usually rare in films like this.
Yeah, I hate the whole “friends don’t believe main character” cliche
The main actress in this movie Maika is a really nice girl. My son Adrian was in hot Summer Nights with her and they hung out quite a bit. He said she was a good person. He’s a really good judge of character so it was nice to hear that one of the up and coming leading ladies out there is a genuinely good person. Hope she stays that way.
This is one of very few horror movies in recent years that got to me a bit. It's very strong for just reinforcing that way anyone can get when they are alone at night and for no real reason just not right. It's been a long time since I saw something that was just the right wavelength of creepy to make my own home, even the bed I sleep in, feel like the unsafest place in the world to be.
“I hope he’s accounting for refraction” fuckin best line in the whole episode had me weak such a great underrated movie channel 😤👌🏻
The monster seens to be unable to pass phisical barrier. A way to defeat it would be, just lock it someway. Maybe make it fall in a hole (maybe shot it first to incapacitated it) then pour lots of concrete into it.
4:38 unfortunately, that very tall guy passed away. R.I.P you polite demon.
Between the "flapping" & the RUN I'm dying great job once again
Where’s my notification squad at! 👊
Cavan Usher 2.0 where's my checking the new bee channel every hour squad at
“Does it still follow if you swallow.” Hahahaha! One example of why you are one of my favorite youtubers.
“Does it still follow if you swallow”
I snorted!! 😂
Hopefully not while swallowing .
Lmao! "He recently had a bad cold" yea right 😂
You’re an absolute legend 🤭 I looooove your energy and the way you describe horror films. There’re some movies (like cannibal holocaust, snuff stuff or so) I would never watch myself, but I’m still super curious about them. Thank you for your great job!
So glad I happened on this channel! You have a way that puts a smile on my other wise frowned face! You should have a few million subs and you definitely deserve it!
My man! You are funny and insightful. How did I just find your channel?? Highly underrated! You sir have yourself a new sub! 😄
"I'm not interested in you, I'm not interested in you, gotcha!"
I'mma be frank I don't watch every video you upload because of my schedule, but I do absolutely enjoy every one that I do catch. Keep up your good work and I look forward to watching more in the future. Thank you for your time!
"Midwest Corona commercials"... you never lied. Wow!!! Uncanny. Thumbs up.
“I see you”
*meat beating noises*
LMFAO
That's my favorite pickup line!
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?"
Edit: Sex Reaper is an AMAZING name fot a metal band! Man I've really got to start holding the comments til the end of the video.
@Delta Lima Bravo Right?? But its way worse with NewBee's videos because every other sentence is something brilliant and biting and hilarious. I freakin love this guy
Sex Reaper sounds more like grindcore.
And people say being a virgin your entries life is sad
Damn second
My virgin ass is laughing .
Completely love your one liners - most entertaining horror film reviews on TH-cam 😀
I just discovered you and this channel is everything. I'm crying over here at "a killer pimp hand" Hilarious.
You’re so funny man. I’d love if you did a movie review of 13 Cameras. That movie is disturbing as hell. I think it would give you a lot of material to work with
"Trying not to whistle while she walks."
🤣
Rest in Peace: Mike Lanier the IV, died at 48, 25th April 2018. The tall man from the infamous jumpscare on "It Follows"
Aww sad to hear he passed
I yelped when I first saw that
@@ohwow5532 yup. he had a twin too :(
great jokes and references all through the video. I especially liked: "picture it..."
still have yet to find anyone that does youtube like you!! ur the best
I love the scene where the children were peeking and you added that one sound effect
Only discovered this channel like two weeks ago now I sit eagerly waiting for its next upload!
This channel is so underrated! Love your sense of humor!
Ahh yes! I was waiting for your opinion on this movie!
Been watching since Human Centipede. Lovely channel. Keep up the wonderful work.
Can you do the review of The Cabin in the Woods, please?
@Tenfour Dispatch yes! I really saw It Follows on Tubi TV last weekend.
@Tenfour Dispatch Yeah, like Eddie Murphy in Bowfinger?
@Tenfour Dispatch Yep, Beverly Hill Cop is amazing Eddie Murphy movie I've ever saw on Comedy Central.
Loooove finding reviews I haven’t seen yet. Especially with awesome quips like “does it still follow if you swallow” 🤣🤣🤣
*hand on cats face* “GOTCHA!” 😂
I watch the movies you review just to watch the review lol 😂. And I love your reviews btw.
You are still so dang funny. I’m glad your channel is growing( should bee faster)😉Still one of my favorite channels. Loves from Alaska.
I love this movie. Since I live in southeast Michigan, I know pretty much all of the locations in this film.
I always feel better after watching your video. Way to go man! Love your humor. Hope you get more subscribers.
Love the new content man! Killing it again!
I lost it when she started running. And you are so funny and it makes it better. Please do more.
I love you reviews!! Your awesome! And always brighten my day.
This is definitely going to show my age, but....
Does anyone else remember those suuuuuuper cheesy early-to-mid 90s commercials about drugs (From you, ok! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!) and STDS? The instant I heard "Burning when you pee," I was transported back to high school and the STD commercial where all these teens are just openly discussing their social diseases, including the locker room full of dudes:
Football player to teammates:
"It burned when I urinated. I thought it was a one-time thing."
(Turns to camera) "It wasn't."
I think I've found another great TH-cam channel. Thanks for the content dude
This is such a simple and terrifying premise. When the monster was that tall dude with the bruised eyes... that genuinely scared me when I saw it. With that said monster goes from existential terror to 0 if you travel far away and hooker it up. Especially overseas. Unless the straight path it has to walk takes it right into an airplane its going to spend the rest of its days on the bottom of the ocean.
Dude your channel rocks!!
Who else looked back in a panic when he said "whats that behind you?!"😂
“Does it follow if you just swallow?” Omg please keep up the content you are fuckin hilarious I love to watch all of your videos
I love your channel good sir!! I commend you for doing something that was my dream job what seems like a lifetime ago. I remember first following AVGN and then i found Nostalgia Critic, I watched all his videos and followed Channel Awesome for a looong time. Had a falling out after the whole Spoony drama and haven't thought about that in a long time. Finding your videos has revitalized my love of movies and the witty, funny critics that make reviews of them. Your videos are filled with that MST3K mood and style. Jokes are spot on and references are right up my alley. Im currently going through all your videos but wanted to write this comment letting you know you are a true hero in my eye. Never stop doing this until you don't love it anymore. You have another fan sir. Thank you
P.S. I forgot to say until your videos i thought this style of reviews were dead....I know nostalgia critic still does videos but....they aren't the same. But your videos gave me hope and true joy. Its good to see someone can still make these kinds of videos and make a living im this day and age of copyright and TH-cam laws. Thanks again NewBee.
Seeing my name is awesome! 😍 I’m glad I’m supporting you.
Lol I never thought you would see my comment.
You're one of the most entertaining movie reviewers on yt. Xp
Your humour is awesome,
Your writing is awesome
You are doing an awesome job!
I just subbed a week ago but my god, your content is great!
“Jay goes home, trying not to whistle as she walks” 💀🤣🤣🤣
6:51 !! Death by snou snou!!!
😊😊 god bless you newbee i though i was the only one who has this word stuck in my head since i heard the giant amazon😨😨
Ooooh.... that beginning twitter part was slick
Oh man I remember seeing this movie, pretty good and unique horror film. Great review! 👍
"The ghost of Amy Winehouse" DUDE hahahaha you have me in stitches with that
You better get a lot bigger on this channel you deserve it my dude
This is awesome! I don’t really care about the movie, I come for your funny personality, so funny and cool!
I like your videos before I watch them, great channel
There are so many belly laughs in this video but, "I hope he's accounting for refraction" got me. That is one VERY funny review - thanks for laugh.
Most underrated channel on youtube
Now I kinda want a dual screen smartphone compact thing.
2:00 Was that a David Spade shout out?? That's it, I'm subscribing!
Yes!
Please do "Jack Frost" (1997)!!!!!
Killer snowman for the win
"A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that'." -Douglas Adams (The Salmon of Doubt)
Lol that was a funny review! Great video as always.
nice video man, and great jokes :) glad I turned those notifications on, wouldn't want to miss another
Just found your channel and you're great love your personality and take on things you deserve a sub
I love your videos man. You deserve so many more subs
Could you do the movie scream
Only 3 bees? Wow. I would go a lot higher on my score, I personally think it's one of the best horror films in the last 10 years. The ending pool scene didn't bother me at all, and I loved the use of the loud music. They also shot it in my home state of Michigan (Detroit area), so I may be a little partial.
1:20 I still wonder how that happened… Like, where was the beach in relation to where she lived? Couldn’t have been more than a few miles if “it” managed to walk to her and kill her by dawn.
You’d think she would have driven far enough away to ensure that “it” couldn’t catch up with her within a couple of hours.
I mean, she could probably drive for about an hour going about 40 mph and put at least six or seven hours between her and whatever form “it” took to walk towards her.
Of course, you could be here at she was just so tired of running, that she wasn’t using the beach to escape “it”, she had chosen the beach to be her final resting spot, or something.
Thanks for pointing this film out to be the true comedy horror that it actually is. Funny reviews as always. Also one question, do they ever state in this movie whether or not having unprotected sex is a factor in getting haunted and followed by this thing?
Oh my god, you just came up with a spin off sequel plot to home alone. Kevin McAllister picks up a hooker and it follows tries to get into his house, which he has to booby trap.
Fun fact: most of these scenes are made with green screen and the shoes are digitally added. Because it's nearly impossible to run in high heels without risking a sprained ankle or a belly flop.
Love your channel and reviews. I'm trying to figure out if you've done anything recently?
When that dude went through the door..damn that got me good lol
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I peed a little. Great review Tom loved it. Also is Loki freaked out from “getting caught “ so many times? 😂😂
the pool ending seems like an homage to "Cat People" (the Val Lewton 1940's horror film)
That swallow comment just earned you a subscriber for sure! 😂😂
glad I left it in :)
@@theNewBee
.....that's what he said
Omg that Jeff dude is from the Fred movie!
How am I just finding out about this channel. This shit is comedy gold man!!!!
Amazing video today! Thank you for the good content! Never stop!
Loved the retro vibe in this one. At first the music was annoying but then it started to remind me of 70's horror I'd see at the movies. Much better than it had a right to be...or bee..pun intended.
I absolutely love this movie just because the concept of it is so brilliant. Same with lights out, it could’ve been much better but the idea is so genius I love it and it actually scared me.
I can’t stop watching these videos
Hey! (:
I LOVED the review, you're so funny, hilarious and just so dang witty, oh my word, okay, I know that I've said this so many times BUT UHM YOU'RE SO FUNNY AHH LOVED THE REVIEW YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBS AND VIEWS BUT UHM THAT DOESN'T MATTER. I LOVE THE VID.