George Gets Steinbrenner Addicted To Calzones | The Calzone | Seinfeld

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  • @jkholtgreve
    @jkholtgreve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3859

    Always loved the idea of George being such an integral part of Yankees management. Some of the best satire of the series.

    • @WorldWar2freak94
      @WorldWar2freak94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Well, he did impress Steinbrenner during his job interview. At the time, he was doing the opposite of what he would normally do and thus went off on Steinbrenner. As usual, it seems that George went back to his default settings but the Big Stein didn’t notice.

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *turns his office table into a secret sleeping area...

    • @shaolinotter
      @shaolinotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      makes you understand how a steve bannon situation happens in real life 😄

    • @NoellaScott
      @NoellaScott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If only he was there today…slow decade in the Bronx.

    • @zezezosezadafrak8210
      @zezezosezadafrak8210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

  • @mikemeraglia457
    @mikemeraglia457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4659

    BIG STEIN WANTS A LITTLE TASTE CMON

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I’ll give BIG Stein more than just a “little” taste.

    • @marcushamilton8991
      @marcushamilton8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication
      @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      BIG STEIN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big Stein knows how to woo the ladies

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he said "Pig Stein"

  • @01sapphireGTS
    @01sapphireGTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    The simplest concepts made into very funny skits. Larry's voice-overs for these occasional actors are magic.

    • @beybld
      @beybld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Wait what , Larry David did voice over for Steinbrenner?

    • @Foodiepatrol
      @Foodiepatrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I just figured it out by myself and slways thought he is larry david and thanks for confirmation

    • @Glenuig
      @Glenuig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@beybld Yeah, how can you not hear it lol

    • @AC-gm6dr
      @AC-gm6dr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Glenuig never heard his voice before

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Glenuig it’s super muffled I watched this show for years before I knew it was him

  • @atticusmcfly
    @atticusmcfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3604

    I made up my own calzone recipe from Costanza saying, "Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant." I've been making it for years. George's one positive contribution to my existence.

    • @DFedak
      @DFedak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Hope you call it the Big Stein

    • @atticusmcfly
      @atticusmcfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@DFedak I am now! When I franchise the fucker, I'll give you a cut of my billions. 🤣👍

    • @kodiak6198
      @kodiak6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@atticusmcfly I've been making that for years, Im gonna sue you!

    • @atticusmcfly
      @atticusmcfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kodiak6198 Go ahead! My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate is Jackie Chiles so you can count on getting bitch slapped in the court of law.

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it really good?,,. I haven't tried it.

  • @muichiroloverlol
    @muichiroloverlol ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “Excellent little Calzone you got there Costanza, little jealous here.” 😂😅

  • @calebjohnson7976
    @calebjohnson7976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    “The pita pocket prevents it from dripping, the pita pocket!!!” That line cracks me up no idea why

    • @YouCanCallMeReTro
      @YouCanCallMeReTro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Its very relatable when you become obsessed with something you start praising the tiniest details.

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    “So you don’t make it a habit of giving to the blind.”
    Gotta love whenever Jerry throws George under the bus knowing damn well he’d follow that exact same logic

    • @joandante3106
      @joandante3106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Not bills! lol

    • @Y_hass
      @Y_hass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@joandante3106 Implying he gives change so they hear it lmao

    • @joandante3106
      @joandante3106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Y_hass - Yes! lol

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joandante3106 I always make sure they see me drop the money in the jar, if there away, I don't tip. Because c'mon, how's he gonna know whether I tipped or not?

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      George is the extreme end of the selfishness part of the group. Kramer is the extreme of the crazy. Jerry is the extreme end of trying to be normal. Elain is the extreme of not really caring what people think of her.

  • @KillingAhhhs
    @KillingAhhhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    George’s comment about only tipping with coins to the blind was down low genius writing

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Not bills" should have gotten a bigger laugh from the studio audience and the laugh track; it's very funny. And very George.

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eduardo_corrochio It's pretty subtle for seinfeld tbh, might come off like a joke about the denomination rather than the sound.

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@missbelled6700 yes, the first thought is its just george being cheap. But of course if you obsess over Seinfeld and see all these scenes multiple times you realize the other joke lol

  • @BrazenBull001
    @BrazenBull001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    That little kick Kramer gives the countertop cracks me up

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For a guy that was amazing with physical comedy that always seemed so fake/forced. Never been a fan of the countertop kick.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The overcooked shirt too, that image always gets me lol

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@the6ig6adwolf I think he used his foot because of the weight of the coins in his pants... too difficult to move, turn around, go back to the counter...
      I think it works, it counterbalances with the punch he gives on the counter before, it sounded too rough. The foot gave a slapstick tone to the scene again. Too many actors overreacting at the same time...

    • @Janexcalibur
      @Janexcalibur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I assumed it was to insult the guy as showing the soles of your feet/shoes is an offensive gesture in several cultures (not sure about Italians).

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Janexcalibur Yeah, like kicking the dirt off his shoes on his counter as a sign of disrespect. It feels like a "cultured" insult if that makes sense. Kramer came off rather worldly in that exchange.

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    “Big Stein wants and eggplant calzone! He must have one!” Literally me anytime anyone mentions any kind of food.

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Kramer bringing up how Newman called out sick cause its raining is amazing continuity

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wish that scene at Newman's about the rain and "I never believed in creeds" was included here. Funny dialogue exchange there.

    • @mrr5052
      @mrr5052 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The actual impressive eater egg in this one is when Elaine and Todd can't get tickets to "Means to an End," they have to see "Blame it on the Rain" instead.

  • @angeloflores89
    @angeloflores89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    nothing more satisfying that looking down after lunch and seeing just the table, lmao that always cracks me up

    • @lacouerfairy
      @lacouerfairy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never really paid attention to that line until today. Lol.

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It s in the Top 5 of my favorite line of this show.
      I ve watched this scene dozens of times and i laughed dozens of times

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clam showder in a bread bowl 👌🏾

  • @Markjenson1894
    @Markjenson1894 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The foot tapping twice on the countertop gets me every time.😆

    • @StartVisit
      @StartVisit ปีที่แล้ว

      i think this one is the funniest moment

    • @briandavis9952
      @briandavis9952 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this must be pre covid

    • @Markjenson1894
      @Markjenson1894 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@briandavis9952 Yeah, about 25 years pre-covid lol

  • @cefinau
    @cefinau ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Kramer just improvised the backward foot kick and made it look like a classic Italian insult 😂

    • @valhallaoutcast
      @valhallaoutcast ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the back kick makes the scene legendary

    • @briandavis9952
      @briandavis9952 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its like the double fist tapping from friends... you know what it means adults

    • @jaya1000
      @jaya1000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Richards is half italian

  • @jayfiggs4656
    @jayfiggs4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Of course George could've came back to the pizzeria and apologize along with a generous donation in order to get back in good graces like a real Paisano but then again it's George Costanza.

    • @briandavis9952
      @briandavis9952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      he chased him out with a paddle you wouldnt dare go back

  • @rewanji
    @rewanji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Steinbrenner, probably the best Larry David only-voice character in the whole series. Hilarious 😆….

    • @Harold710
      @Harold710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Didn't know that, thanks.

    • @matthewmeehan7817
      @matthewmeehan7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I never noticed this until after i rewatched seinfeld after having seen curb lol

    • @justinmoore7353
      @justinmoore7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewmeehan7817 It looks like Kevin Nealon

    • @jake_barnes
      @jake_barnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How many "Larry David only-voice" characters were there? 😐

    • @ahmadelwan261
      @ahmadelwan261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also did the voice over in cinema in episode 14 of 4th season

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The pita pocket sure does prevent dripping

    • @BarberJ95
      @BarberJ95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tbh most calzones I’ve had have the grease soaked through the pocket 😣

    • @seanjackson6440
      @seanjackson6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BarberJ95 damn bro someone cheated you 🙅🏾‍♂️🧢😂

    • @Theothesleeper
      @Theothesleeper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the pita pocket!

    • @BryanDaly-j2h
      @BryanDaly-j2h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BarberJ95 because it wasn't from Paizano's

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BryanDaly-j2hProbably Domino's.🍕

  • @outlander234
    @outlander234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The way Kramer hit the counter with his leg is pure genius on his part.

    • @briandavis9952
      @briandavis9952 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was order too do it

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@briandavis9952Speak English often?

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Calzone's are so underrated. Always playing second banana to the regular pizza slice,when you get much more from a Calzone.

    • @namleist
      @namleist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      it's a pizza with another layer of bread on it that you need dipping. pizza is superior form

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@namleist
      So you've never dipped a slice of pizza ever?
      Every school I've ever attended,each student on pizza day would dip their slices with ranch,BBQ sauce or hot sauce.

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vladimir-savage72 If anything, I've always seen the sauce added on top of the slice. I can't say I've ever seen pizza get dipped. Lol

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      In my experience calzones are easier to mess up. Sometimes the bread to filling ratio is off or the bread is overcooked. Most bad pizza is still OK. If it's between a great slice and a great calzone I'll pick calzones every day.

    • @jimhim585
      @jimhim585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Essential flavor component of browned crusty cheese is missing on a calzone, and as others have said, double the carbs. The solution, NYC already knows, you take a big slice and you fold it. No fuss, no mess, complete flavor profile. Badda bing bby

  • @ryancampbell5039
    @ryancampbell5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The funniest part isn’t even shown. George recommends the bathroom stalls go all the way to the floor and Steinbrenner says “What, are you outta your mind? People would suffocate”.

  • @zonedog1
    @zonedog1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Larry David voicing as Steinbrenner always has me 😂😂😂

    • @wealthnow6053
      @wealthnow6053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought that was larry

    • @patrickbateman783
      @patrickbateman783 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks ปีที่แล้ว

      Priceless

    • @SammyPeterson-zi7in
      @SammyPeterson-zi7in ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You fall off the wagon George, poppin pills? You got the crazies again

    • @tyronethomas4543
      @tyronethomas4543 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      George didn't pull only a dollar from the Tip Jar. He had a handful bills.

  • @sal4992
    @sal4992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Each time I see George eats Calzone I get hungry. It looks so filling.

  • @stevencastillo8914
    @stevencastillo8914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    The Seinfeld writing team was genius

    • @jaya1000
      @jaya1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The tie in of Kramer drying his clothes before wearing them, therefore having tons of change, rainy weather canceling Newman's mail route, rain/change/pizza oven, smells like a calzone. Incredible writing.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaya1000 It just works

    • @Rellbronjames9
      @Rellbronjames9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant

    • @nextinstead
      @nextinstead ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would have been much better if the writing cast was more diverse. there were no n words, just think how much better the writing would have been.

    • @zaab-yaoh9302
      @zaab-yaoh9302 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nextinstead did your uncle touch you in your no no spot when you were young?

  • @Dustyplastic73
    @Dustyplastic73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Michael Richards really was the king of physical comedy. Bar none.
    His movements were so deliberate and he was consistent with it every second he’s on screen.

    • @thegageinator805
      @thegageinator805 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think the best of his physical comedy was performed in the laugh factory.

    • @markjackson6431
      @markjackson6431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don Knotts or David Hyde Pierce??

  • @Letsreadthebible7
    @Letsreadthebible7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Kramer and that Italian yelling at each other gets me everytime🤣

    • @geigertec5921
      @geigertec5921 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, and Kramer with just the under shirt made him look like a stereotypical Italian yelling at another Italian in Italian 🤣

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geigertec5921 LOL, a guinea wife-beater.

  • @lisasunshine7654
    @lisasunshine7654 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Michael Richards in these scenes is excellent! His physical humor is so perfect!

  • @kevelite862
    @kevelite862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the little kick on the table gets me every time

  • @redacted2275
    @redacted2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Steinbrenner just straight up takes a chunk out of George's calzone, no hesitation! Well, it is a sign of trust... at least it's no double dipping or eating out of the tras... the "hovering" trash. Like an angel.

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was above the rim!

    • @dudefromtexas425
      @dudefromtexas425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It had the doylie on it

  • @themanbill11
    @themanbill11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Love Larry David's acting in this role. I didn't even know it was him for the longest time--freaking hilarious!

  • @paulmicks7097
    @paulmicks7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Never put the tip in the bucket, leave on counter, tap the counter 3 times and say "for you, thank you".... never put in a bucket.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kick the counter 5 times and gently say "for you".

    • @LikeigiveAFaboutU
      @LikeigiveAFaboutU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not just drop the tip in the jar and move along? Why should I leave it on the counter? Just say to the person, "u were fantastic. You deserve this." Drop the money in the jar. Move along with your life

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gently whisper in the servers ear "here's a tip, get a real job."

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kramer kicking that counter at the end of the argument was hilarious

  • @ricardogarcia1134
    @ricardogarcia1134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Kramer grabbing the pennies and tossing them in the counter 💀💀💀

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish Kramer would grab and toss me on the counter to massage me with a warm calzone and then finish me with a tender kiss.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@steverogers7601 Giddy up

  • @jeremiahhudson302
    @jeremiahhudson302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    😂😂😂 he doesn't see him put money in the tip jar but he see's him take the money out

    • @spartanxdarth201
      @spartanxdarth201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why I always hand then the money instead

    • @sko1beer
      @sko1beer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spartanxdarth201 and he doesn’t donate to the blind 🤣

    • @Kostaki312
      @Kostaki312 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sko1beer I think he gave coins

    • @youuuuuuuuuuutube
      @youuuuuuuuuuutube ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kostaki312 To get rid of them because they're annoying

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The yelling in Italian gets me every time!😆

  • @BarberJ95
    @BarberJ95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love watching this while eating my Calzone. “Big Stein wants a calzone!”. Also learning that it’s the voice of Larry David makes it even better.

  • @duchaneaux
    @duchaneaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always found it funny how the Steinbrenner actor shifts around in his chair while Larry David's saying, "Excellent, excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza!"

  • @BigJoe5.0
    @BigJoe5.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of the best episodes of seinfeld from steinbrenner addicted to calzones to kramer getting his shirt heated up in the oven...it was great

  • @drewp.weiner2473
    @drewp.weiner2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Steinbrenner was the funniest boss, just barely beats out J. Peterman

    • @juliopenagos7969
      @juliopenagos7969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kruger is better

    • @drewp.weiner2473
      @drewp.weiner2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@juliopenagos7969 that’s like, your opinion man

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The difference is Steinbrenner is a real person, and these are exactly the kind of strange things he did.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ppumpkin3282 J Peterman is a real person too. His catalog was pretty similar to the one depicted in the show, but the real Peterman isn't quite like the character depicted in this show.

    • @gkwame4981
      @gkwame4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ppumpkin3282 isn't he voiced by LD

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just an empty table. Words to live by

  • @_MrOcean
    @_MrOcean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Larry David voicing George's boss was a great idea

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If people can't hold onto things that's their tough luck"
    The writing in this show was impeccable

  • @njohnson3331
    @njohnson3331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    These are the episodes that caused me a lot of stress when I was a kid.

  • @zackmoore1351
    @zackmoore1351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:49, hey waida minnit!! Love how he says that 😆😆

  • @sreeharivenat8002
    @sreeharivenat8002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The best part of this episode is George and Newman bickering 😂

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Neither rain, nor snow…ITS THE FIRST ONE!”

    • @sreeharivenat8002
      @sreeharivenat8002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@steverogers7601 I was never that big on creeds 😒

    • @luislaplume8261
      @luislaplume8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about the Soup Nazi and Steinbrenner?

    • @cloudyns
      @cloudyns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I never cared for you Costanza.."

    • @holdengreen2151
      @holdengreen2151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BUT I’M PAYING YOU!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    George concept of tipping is accurate. That's why I gave the tip in their hand so that they know you are tipping them.

    • @UKImmigrationLawGeek
      @UKImmigrationLawGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know what you mean. I like this show because it really raises things which can really cause you to be slightly anguished.

    • @supermegaguy666
      @supermegaguy666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm quite literally the opposite.
      Being the opposite of George tends to be a good thing

  • @Commonsensenotcommon
    @Commonsensenotcommon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funny it's Larry's voice talking to his character. Genius

  • @boondoge
    @boondoge ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ‘Not bills’ for the blind is a seriously under appreciated joke from the audience

    • @CianMcsweeney
      @CianMcsweeney 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a few were slowly getting it haha

  • @ladismakita9583
    @ladismakita9583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I never get tired of watching this honestly

  • @kongfeet81
    @kongfeet81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    my favorite calzone spot went bankrupt during the pandemic. I think about that more than I should.

  • @RZedits_
    @RZedits_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I never forget when George trapped under the desk with Steinbrenner in the room 😂😂

    • @chunksloth
      @chunksloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have actually slept under my desk just like Georgie boy. Honestly it was inspired by him.

  • @cwalser544
    @cwalser544 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Your clothes smell like just like Pizanos. What happened?"
    "Yeah, he overcooked it. It's ruined!" 🤣🤣

  • @misterelom
    @misterelom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This episode is like top 5 favorite Seinfeld episodes of all time for me. I literally can't eat a calzone without thinking about this episode lol.

    • @acewilliams7917
      @acewilliams7917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Kennys Rooster Chicken episode is my personal favorite.

  • @thechronicreative
    @thechronicreative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Imagine being able to win over your boss and become the number 2 person at work ,based purely on your lunch choices?😅 What a world.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s not crazy at all.
      I had to speak in my corporate America voice just to get more people to like me.
      I had to dress more like David Wallace than Silicone Valley startup to get more people to like me.
      I had to let people at work know more about my personal hobbies just to get them to like me more.
      The crazy thing is that a guy in other team didn’t have to do any of what I did simply because his dad worked at our company. Another girl didn’t have to any of that simply because she was modestly attractive.
      It’s all in the game.

    • @thechronicreative
      @thechronicreative 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steverogers7601 After reading all that I'm clearly still not built for such a game😥 the mental energy to prove yourself is work in itself. I knew the David Wallace reference but had to look up silicone valley to understand the difference.I prefer the valley vibe and I'm from the UK and hadn't seen the show yet. Keep up the good fight though, I need to believe that it will all pay off for you one day🙏🏿

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrumAndDrumber he drove a car with no arms?!

    • @Clearanceman2
      @Clearanceman2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thechronicreative You might as well, we got to work until at least 67 for full social security, what else are you going to do. Plus, before we get there it will probably be 72.

    • @edwardsisson3580
      @edwardsisson3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steverogers7601 check out "The Harmless Farmer"

  • @dilnaylomogorhaiyee1450
    @dilnaylomogorhaiyee1450 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Only George could frack up getting a Calzone that could bring him closer to his boss

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that kick kramer makes is perfect at 3:59 lol

  • @thefilmpoets
    @thefilmpoets 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Not bills” is the best line.

  • @eslam2486
    @eslam2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Larry David playing Steinberner is under rated. he was genius.

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Almost fell out my chair at Kramer trying to pay with pocket change. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @someguy0089
    @someguy0089 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Was that Larry David doing the voiceover for big Stein?

  • @jondrake1977
    @jondrake1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This episode is the reason I tried a calzone. Best decision ever!

    • @goofy8482
      @goofy8482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They really are good. Now I want one.

    • @mattguy2998
      @mattguy2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ima get a calzone 2morro wit cheese eggplant and pepperoni.ima see how it is.

    • @johngonzalez4298
      @johngonzalez4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I ate a calzone 😋 today for dinner

  • @aceaurelius6177
    @aceaurelius6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Quite possibly my favorite Seinfeld episode of all time.

  • @benjaminlibertarianscorpio
    @benjaminlibertarianscorpio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Larry David is a national treasure

    • @planetX15
      @planetX15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      International*

    • @ltahoe7195
      @ltahoe7195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolute comedic genius !!!!!

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv ปีที่แล้ว

      Which nation?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@planetX15 indeed.

    • @DallasDumplingDaddy
      @DallasDumplingDaddy ปีที่แล้ว

      He is a comedic genius but insufferable in person

  • @TyFields
    @TyFields 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I didn’t notice Larry David is doing the voice of Steinbrenner initially lol.

  • @SplinterAce
    @SplinterAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:21 George is so proud of his Calzone lmao

  • @caitlinjade3815
    @caitlinjade3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “So you don’t make a habit of giving to the blind?”
    “Not BILLS!”

  • @EatCarbs
    @EatCarbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    George is right about the tip. If I'm getting a nasty look.. I stop tipping.

  • @GLeibniz1716
    @GLeibniz1716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ah, a simple calzone , and one can scale the steinbrenner corporate ladder. Winning!

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, that's what good Italian food can do. :)

  • @clint4951
    @clint4951 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What's hilarious about so many of these interactions on Seinfeld, is that if George, Elaine, or Jerry could simply be honest and sincere and explain the situation, it wouldn't turn into such a mess 🤣
    Instead they always flee, then come up with some convoluted scheme to get around it 🤣
    (Example, here: George could have stood his ground and said, "Wait. Please. I swear on my mother's life I wasn't stealing your tip. The last two times I've thrown in a tip you didn't see, and it made me feel weird. It's selfish and stupid but I was just pulling out my dollar to wait for you to come back and see me put it in." -- Guarantee problem solved hahaha)

  • @JimKimTheIdeaHunters
    @JimKimTheIdeaHunters ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how pepperoni and eggplant is such a random filling for a calzone, too😂

    • @_Shadoh_
      @_Shadoh_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, where I live the standard calzone filling is peperoni, ham, mushrooms and onions. It's delicious 😋

    • @JimKimTheIdeaHunters
      @JimKimTheIdeaHunters ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Shadoh_ that sounds fire🔥👍

  • @donaldwhitehead113
    @donaldwhitehead113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was In Tears when Kramer and Dude argue died when Kramer Kicks the Counter

  • @inainoslo
    @inainoslo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:09 When your on someone’s livestream and they miss your question 😳

  • @xavierharding8938
    @xavierharding8938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:59 had me cracking up ! I had this taped on VHS back in the day and watched that precise moment dozens of times 😆😅😂

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    George must have forgotten that Newman work on rainy days 😂 😂

  • @Giaco771
    @Giaco771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "oh right its raining" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DennisJohnsonDrummer
    @DennisJohnsonDrummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Costanza's in the building!

  • @skakirask
    @skakirask 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks to this episode, I can't think of the word "Calzone" without adding "from Paisano's"

  • @MagicNash89
    @MagicNash89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Kramer scene with pennies is amazing🤣

  • @jthin2081
    @jthin2081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a calzone for dinner which made me look up this video.

  • @MountainMan.
    @MountainMan. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This never gets old. It's always funny.

  • @WadeMacKinnon
    @WadeMacKinnon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just the table.” 😂

  • @agomodern
    @agomodern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Calzón in Spanish means underwear in English, so my wife laughs whenever I’m hungry for a calzone.

    • @bustosadrian
      @bustosadrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Calzón and calzone are two different words in two different languages.
      First one is a spanish word the second is italian.

    • @agomodern
      @agomodern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bustosadrian Yep, but I bet they come from the same root word.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agomodern It probably refers to the shape of the dough fold.

    • @panchopistola8298
      @panchopistola8298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have never eaten her underwear ? That’s too bad ….

    • @HereTakeAFlower
      @HereTakeAFlower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Italian calzone is trousers.

  • @HalfEatenMedia
    @HalfEatenMedia ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steinbrenner is a genius creation. Truly one of a kind

  • @Kevin-tz2lv
    @Kevin-tz2lv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Newman drives me nuts in this one....like I get not working on the rain. (Well I get that he doesn't) but still go get George his food. You blew getting a free lunch for a long time because you wouldn't go once! Lol

  • @sinoverlord409
    @sinoverlord409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's definitely one of the funniest episodes. Kramer in the pizzeria is priceless 😂

  • @RedTV8888
    @RedTV8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That calzone's prettyyyyyy prettyyyyy pretty good!"

  • @InzidenzPanik
    @InzidenzPanik ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Go get me a couple calzones now”
    **Giggles in spanish**

  • @davidkoba
    @davidkoba ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think Jason Alexander’s acting is extremely underrated.

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was robbed of an Emmy.

    • @Lawgang94
      @Lawgang94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imo he made the show, it just wouldn't be the same w/o him.

  • @nolansrecovery1975
    @nolansrecovery1975 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Kramer went to pay with change, the tip jar wasn’t there anymore 😂😂😂

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:24 Doesn’t take much for Kramer to fall over lmao!

  • @StonedMeadowOfDoom
    @StonedMeadowOfDoom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am BLOWN AWAY! BLOWN! BLOWOWOWOWOOOOOO

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As he curbed the calzone, he curbed my enthusiasm.

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice episode to watch while eating

  • @LeoWhalen1933
    @LeoWhalen1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always order calzones this way. Thanks George! The pita pocket!

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Okay, while I'm not going to put my clothes in dryer before wearing stuff, i have been wrapping my socks in a hot pack and after a few minutes I've got piping hot socks to soothe my aching feet. Really does keep those muscles loosey goosey.

  • @kevincosmo4701
    @kevincosmo4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    BIG STEIN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE HE MUST HAVE ONE EVERYBODY OUT

  • @GlobalizationGuide
    @GlobalizationGuide ปีที่แล้ว

    Feels like I'm forgetting old episodes faster than I can rewatch them. So there is always something new. Could not remember this scene at all.

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "These calzones are amazing, George! I have to introduce my nephew Ben to them. The Wyatt house will go nuts when they try these!"

  • @bosco008
    @bosco008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe how funny the Steinbrenner character is.

  • @zezezosezadafrak8210
    @zezezosezadafrak8210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Apparently Steinbrenner would rush home from work on Thursdays so he could watch Seinfeld! 😆

  • @zeaferjones1404
    @zeaferjones1404 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have problems with the tip jar too I've had the money in there stuck to my hand and I had to shake it off. Now I drop the money from above the jar.