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  • @PajamaSenpai
    @PajamaSenpai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    A man who stands in the way of you and the buns, is a man you need to forget.

    • @JapanForSale
      @JapanForSale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Isn't supposed to be "a man who you shall shun""

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The Virgin Charlie vs the Chad Couch Denier

    • @pastydrake
      @pastydrake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No bro cockblocks

    • @quaesitumspatium7751
      @quaesitumspatium7751 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^

    • @benjiii3407
      @benjiii3407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pajama Senpai I’m going to be your 1000th like ;)

  • @thegawain9730
    @thegawain9730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    She should have waited for you, Charlie.
    If she can't handle you at your worst, she doesn't deserve you at your moistest.

    • @RobynReanimates
      @RobynReanimates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Gawain
      Thought it was gonna be cheesy, turns out it was m o i s t

    • @hikarishonen9288
      @hikarishonen9288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Praaaise

    • @shadracka4168
      @shadracka4168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gey asf

    • @ZeroPhilosopher
      @ZeroPhilosopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      penguin is too much of a pussy to put his foot down. that's all he should have said

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dharmann stole from you messiah

  • @Consural
    @Consural 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5966

    I would actually prefer it if every single video from now on is Charlie telling stories.

    • @roachdoggjr4648
      @roachdoggjr4648 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      It'd be like old school Leafy but way better

    • @ElmersBoil
      @ElmersBoil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      i fucking hate leafy now holy shit

    • @BIGpony777
      @BIGpony777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Skraube_Lorde same, he uses to not be too bad but for a while all his stuff is shit, same with h3h3, but cr1tikal for life mang, hes always been better than every one

    • @WannaBeRockStar800
      @WannaBeRockStar800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He used to always tell story's. This was back around 2010-11. Glad to see him doing it agin.

    • @subdan6593
      @subdan6593 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      どのように私は私のクラフト改造をダウンロードします

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    Clearly you need to one-up G next time he's about to get some.
    He'll be like "Listen, Charlie, I need you to sleep on my couch, I'll drive you home tomorrow" and then you just stab him

    • @TheCursedJudge
      @TheCursedJudge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Over the course of two whole years, nobody replied to this comment. Huh.

    • @ernestolozada3792
      @ernestolozada3792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Cursed Judge nope

    • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
      @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is hilarious and frightening at the same time.

    • @khronicganjaofoz
      @khronicganjaofoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.1k likes nd only a few comments that's youtube

    • @Mr.Covert
      @Mr.Covert 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've got to say I didn't expect to see you of all people in the comments section

  • @geekyshorts
    @geekyshorts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    It’s weird hearing Charlie talking about his YuGiOh cards in such a dismissive manner knowing that only a few years later he will be consumed by them

    • @Overqualification
      @Overqualification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed this too

    • @OrnateOwl
      @OrnateOwl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man's addicted now and needs saving /s

    • @judyneutron8923
      @judyneutron8923 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh if only we knew 😔

  • @Baconator96
    @Baconator96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Bro, your friends shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of you when you're talking to a girl.

    • @SRTyler392
      @SRTyler392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A good friend will wingman you and hype you up and make you look good, but not be overbearing and fall back whe he knows you got it lol. Not try to ruin it for you with cringy references and neckbeard type conversations lmao. And she even let that slide and his "friend" went code red and knew if he guilted him into a ride it'd ruin the whole moment and vibe. Smh Charlie needs better friends who dont get jealous because he can get laid lolol

    • @keelansquire
      @keelansquire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SRTyler392 It's very hard to find a good wingman. I think I've had one good wingman situation, once, but otherwise it is just like the entire group of dudes cockblocking eachother and trying to fuck the same girls.

    • @xx4ordiee
      @xx4ordiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's niggalations 1:11-21 "at which hour with a mistress, doth not cometh near"

  • @strassboom2612
    @strassboom2612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    You should thank G. He was looking out for your immortality.

    • @SRTyler392
      @SRTyler392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yeah because she was about to suck the life force out of him lmao

    • @CasualFBIAgent
      @CasualFBIAgent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ ɴᴏ

    • @JUNUKU
      @JUNUKU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes virginity= immortality Charlie was just saved

    • @ossamaabdusalam830
      @ossamaabdusalam830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was definitely a siren

  • @Peanut_Arbuckle
    @Peanut_Arbuckle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    G wants you, Charlie. Just let it happen.

    • @EastCoastPeace3
      @EastCoastPeace3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Peanut Arbuckle oooh the story just got spicy

    • @OrigoZ
      @OrigoZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      G is gonna hit the P spot.

  • @TheVrum
    @TheVrum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    G has a crush on Charlie, that's it.... that's fucking it.

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    Imagine the amount of sex you could have if you didn't have friends!

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      No cause you'll be that creepy loner guy who drinks alone, and being the cool suave loner is hard as shit to pull off.

    • @0zone247
      @0zone247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      - Every neckbeard who have sex with bodypillows

    • @CatsMeowLol
      @CatsMeowLol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Love Your Profile Picture.

    • @chaz4110
      @chaz4110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mark Johnson dude it was a joke calm the fuck down

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Armendicus But the cool suave loner is worth it.

  • @Gyokan7
    @Gyokan7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Bruh.
    Ubers.
    Cabs.
    This is why they exist.

    • @EastCoastPeace3
      @EastCoastPeace3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They exist for this very scenario. 😂

  • @mohc6865
    @mohc6865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    my least favourite letter in the alphapet is G

    • @gabrielcabello9227
      @gabrielcabello9227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No wonder you don't get the G string... badumtsss.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      -airhorns-

    • @2000POOPER
      @2000POOPER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can i get free pokecoins?

    • @mohc6865
      @mohc6865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Smith Don't trust any comments including offers/links.

    • @TheMonsterConsumingMe
      @TheMonsterConsumingMe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Weidar Griffin fuck off

  • @heraldyoman9716
    @heraldyoman9716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @TheCoconutCookie
    @TheCoconutCookie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Has your friend heard of Uber?

    • @merkelnary
      @merkelnary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk man an uber in the middle of the night to get through a 3 mile trip isn’t what safety PSAs taught me

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    Charley, you need to man up and go to that girls apartment and apologize for what your friend did. You could invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you.

    • @Hirudura
      @Hirudura 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I completely agree 100%

    • @jakewb2316
      @jakewb2316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      100% this, don't let an opportunity pass.

    • @faurier
      @faurier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That's what I was thinking, too. If not for a drink, maybe even try and sweet talk her into a real date.

    • @kaseyk7722
      @kaseyk7722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Calm down

    • @TraXXXtar
      @TraXXXtar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      "man up" "apologize for what your friend did" "invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you". well "charley" according to the 87+ likes on this comment it looks like your viewers are a bunch of neckbeard manchildren. fuckin heart-wrenching cringe to read that lol

  • @SageNasty
    @SageNasty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The loss at the end of the game is symbolic to the feeling of loss portrayed by the story. A true artistic master work.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    simple solution, invest in a better couch

    • @jojojojo-yi6wb
      @jojojojo-yi6wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Simple solution, invest in poision

    • @MC-oi2pb
      @MC-oi2pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cyranek is g

    • @computerblue1271
      @computerblue1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't the couch man, it wasn't the couch.

  • @swaggydaddy4563
    @swaggydaddy4563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I'm really sorry daddy, I'll never refuse you.

    • @nadeem3350
      @nadeem3350 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      edgy weeb

    • @TheBetterGamer
      @TheBetterGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      tbh

    • @nadeem3350
      @nadeem3350 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off you scammer, pokemon go is garbage

    • @swaggydaddy4563
      @swaggydaddy4563 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HowTo Videogames Edgy 12 year old

    • @dollbunni
      @dollbunni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh my kirigiri

  • @anime4everpink
    @anime4everpink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Your stories really pick me up when I'm feeling crappy. Thanks for sharing. It puts things into perspective. Everyone's lives are shitty at one point or another.

  • @YacubCubby13579ZR
    @YacubCubby13579ZR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Wait, the girl lives in your apartment complex? Well it's been a week, why don't you go ask her out on a date somewhere (while subsequently apologizing for your friend's behavior)? I think it'd be a perfect opportunity to do so and potentially start something.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I agree. Go for it Charlie. I bet she is still moist from thinking about you.

    • @wastagex
      @wastagex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I support this 1524%

    • @altoid345b
      @altoid345b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      he seems like the type of person to be way to embarrassed to do that. he would have to wait till he felt particularly confident, nipples hard without it being cold real man mode style

    • @Maxthekillbot
      @Maxthekillbot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are we just giving him dating advice?

    • @TheRealAdamT
      @TheRealAdamT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Are you fucking kidding? This guy's too cool for dates. Just drink, self-loathe, meaningless sex, youtube, rinse and repeat. The good life.

  • @Austifornia7
    @Austifornia7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Gee probably likes the girl. sad times ahead for everyone

    • @DoubleZero.
      @DoubleZero. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Just saw G on Cr1t's snapchat. He looks like mr steal yo girl in 0.2 secs.

    • @cowboytanaka6675
      @cowboytanaka6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DoubleZero. srsly?

  • @Arizonaisaplace
    @Arizonaisaplace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Cr1tikal used to be like random gaming videos, to Gameplay and Commentary videos, to those voiceover ad videos, and now is transitioning to these kinds of videos for however long he wants to. I love it, it offers variety, and he actually seems to enjoy making mew types of videos

  • @Haloinfinite26
    @Haloinfinite26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Why didn't you two just go to her place if you live in the same building.

  • @vatolocohomes4348
    @vatolocohomes4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    your vocabulary is great, been watching every video for many years since you started and still making laugh and making my days better

  • @TheAir97
    @TheAir97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I was taking a fat shit in my bathroom"
    am I the only person who shits in their kitchen sink?

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yes.

    • @Anon62796
      @Anon62796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no

    • @DarkaiXeno
      @DarkaiXeno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I shit on the tv, only to force my child slaves to clean it up afterwards.

    • @vericost4991
      @vericost4991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the laugh

  • @Kit_Cake
    @Kit_Cake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I haven't touched my yu-gi-oh cards in years"
    how times have changed

  • @agarwaen3477
    @agarwaen3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I haven't touched my Yugi-Oh collection in years"

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    hey how did your neighbors like this one

  • @joshwilson1170
    @joshwilson1170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These are the best stories of All Time.

  • @crashgeekdicoot
    @crashgeekdicoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    these genuinely help me and make my day better

  • @kerbytheslayer6181
    @kerbytheslayer6181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If she didn’t morb with you at your worst, she doesn’t deserve you at your morb.

  • @zombarb13
    @zombarb13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These stories just keep me going “oh my god” out loud they’re so great 🙏🏻🤣

  • @EvilKookie
    @EvilKookie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She couldn't wait 20 minutes? Alright, nice.

  • @michaelramirez4162
    @michaelramirez4162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I love your stories. All of them are extremely entertaining

  • @ViewtifulHound
    @ViewtifulHound 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm so sorry man.

    • @ViperAcidZX
      @ViperAcidZX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shitty things happen to good people while douchedags gets a Mary Sue pass in life. Fuck.

    • @sniperboy546
      @sniperboy546 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel so bad that happened to him. :/

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sniperboy546
      Agreed the friend was a fake.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViperAcidZX
      Agreed.

  • @Ps1PeterParker
    @Ps1PeterParker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Charlie needs to tell stories for all of his videos, they're hilarious!

  • @jeffreyowens1507
    @jeffreyowens1507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You don't have a great friend, honestly. At least when it comes to understanding the duties of being a wingman.

  • @RandomShit169
    @RandomShit169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Anyone remember the time when hearing Charlie laugh was rare?

  • @eldwitchx
    @eldwitchx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    G probably didn't want to hear the sex noises. I can relate.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Can you do an hour long video of you just telling stories?
    *Pls.*

  • @butHomeisNowhere___
    @butHomeisNowhere___ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    why couldn't she just wait for you to get back and sow your seed?

  • @leadfurball387
    @leadfurball387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never thought I'd hear him say "I haven't touch my yugioh cards in years"

  • @bigboss0527
    @bigboss0527 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Do your friends not know you have a TH-cam channel?

    • @waterfilledglass
      @waterfilledglass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've wondered the same thing.

    • @markburns4521
      @markburns4521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He has 1.5 million subs and a pretty distinct voice. I would be surprised if they didn't

    • @waterfilledglass
      @waterfilledglass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean.. it would be something he'd do though.

    • @Cruzi
      @Cruzi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably not

    • @oso2400
      @oso2400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man now I really wanna know the answer to this, hope he sees this comment and answers it in a video or something.

  • @HuragokSlayer
    @HuragokSlayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I wonder why she was so impatient. If she was into you, why not just wait for you to get back?

    • @warcraftlake7
      @warcraftlake7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      horny and drunk and maybe into alpha men and him budging might seem like you aren't the man.

    • @katieratsch9725
      @katieratsch9725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lmao if you saw what he looked like theres no doubt hes a man shes clearly not smart

    • @Zombie1446
      @Zombie1446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      maybe it's like a how important am I to you kind of thing. vs match. her vs the friend.

    • @ez5993
      @ez5993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Zombie1446 he knows his friend a lot more than her. he'd obviously choose his friend.

    • @uhhh1453
      @uhhh1453 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Real quick is he attractive? I personally don't want to know what he actually looks like (for reasons I'm sure you understand) but I wanna know if hes an attractive guy, he sounds like he goes alright with the chicks so I assume so.

  • @kenken8765
    @kenken8765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fuckin love these stories by Charlie, the podcasts and along with other channels I go to listen shit to. Especially when you're all alone in the middle of the night and can't sleep or bored during the night shift. It's like having company around talking about random shit. It's nice.

  • @underwater1997
    @underwater1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Crit needs better wingmen, like for real

  • @Vinny_Great
    @Vinny_Great 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He knew EXACTLY what he was doing

  • @memestealerthe2nd730
    @memestealerthe2nd730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    god, these stories are hilarious, they just make me laugh so hard

  • @jakefromspacefarm6553
    @jakefromspacefarm6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He had a Yugioh card addiction years before he was even public about it

  • @josiah6969
    @josiah6969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I live for tales of Charlie's exploits.

  • @SuperAngelfish9
    @SuperAngelfish9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    dude, you need better friends

  • @SeldomFae4
    @SeldomFae4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What would you say the moisture of the air was out of absolute moisture?

    • @SaltySatan
      @SaltySatan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My guess would be a lubriderm out of absolute moisture

  • @cib8616
    @cib8616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching these stories! Over watch is great for this too

  • @coolboimccool3920
    @coolboimccool3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Charlie from 4 years ago: "I haven't touched my yugioh deck in years"
    Present day Charlie *proud owner of a 10k dragon*

  • @JamesSmith-ek1or
    @JamesSmith-ek1or 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These stories are my favorite fucking things ever

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think G may be the real life incarnation of Little Moist.

  • @Paradox_Pairadice
    @Paradox_Pairadice 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this channel cures depression

  • @vejymonsta3006
    @vejymonsta3006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lol Charlie is very serious about making turbo work.

  • @rylanwgh3077
    @rylanwgh3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is this recommended to me 4 years later?

  • @sebastianbravo5928
    @sebastianbravo5928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Keep the story videos coming dude

  • @claudiolb8552
    @claudiolb8552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came for the gameplay stayed for the story

  • @mjolnir1208
    @mjolnir1208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh no...after the ceramics story, it felt like I could trust G with my Yu-Gi-Oh cards...

  • @DTaylor14
    @DTaylor14 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Critical telling drunk stories on top of Overwatch gameplay is my new favorite thing on the internet. Please keep these coming for as long as you have great stories

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    But like, she couldn't wait 25 minutes for him to come back?
    If you ask me, G may have given him a blessing in disguise. IMO if she's gonna be that impatient and picky then maybe she wasn't worth it in the first place. I dunno, based on what Cr1t told that's what I make of it.

    • @r_maho
      @r_maho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      He was going to fuck her, not date her.

    • @cine-ish
      @cine-ish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r_maho impatient sex is the worst kind

    • @DannyxboyXxz
      @DannyxboyXxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Uraneum You dont know what its like to be coming off a drunk spell in someone elses apartment after youve been out all night, do you?

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DannyxboyXxz if she was really like that she wouldn't have wanted to fuck at all but she clearly wanted too and they were both just waiting for his bro to fall asleep so I don't understand why she couldn't wait another 20 minutes if she was willing to wait for someone to fall asleep

    • @HemiHalfCentury
      @HemiHalfCentury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also AIDS so yeah...

  • @Rainhill1829
    @Rainhill1829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Made the mistake of taking a sip of my drink mid story, now I be mopping.

  • @itschris6064
    @itschris6064 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sorry bud. i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

  • @bodacioust2186
    @bodacioust2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have an English assignment on short stories and listening to yours really helped since youre great at telling them

  • @A_Wild_Yeengirl
    @A_Wild_Yeengirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Reverse wingman.

    • @corvidox
      @corvidox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADES WOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jasonhercules8993
    @jasonhercules8993 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    these stories are great man i always get a good laugh out of them and they never disappoint.

  • @sageh.5228
    @sageh.5228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What if she had the clap?
    G saved you Charlie, G saved you...

  • @jesusarmandochavez3829
    @jesusarmandochavez3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look at you now... you're with Tiana now

  • @Radvox.
    @Radvox. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favourite part about all of this is that it sounds like Cr1tikal is still happy regardless of the shitty situation and fails with the girls recently. Judging from his older videos it sounds like he didn't go out much but now, out and slamming down shots! Happy for you man.

  • @bigman8733
    @bigman8733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how a guy in the overwatch chat tells bigmoist to do something and later on Charlie has gold elims and damage XD

  • @Alcoholica1989
    @Alcoholica1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if she lived in the same complex why didnt you just go to her house afterwards?

  • @javierpinon9443
    @javierpinon9443 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fucking love these stories please keep telling more

  • @louieboat957
    @louieboat957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:35 oh boy past charlie, if only you knew.

  • @recallback-art
    @recallback-art 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact I always imagine you as Jotaro Kujo makes stories like these so much better

  • @ivanbarrales5083
    @ivanbarrales5083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, I forgot Charlie’s YuGiOh fiending ran back this far

  • @acewiddlewade2566
    @acewiddlewade2566 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love this guys stories

  • @peeks7165
    @peeks7165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How did he not get a single kill with his four or five rip tires

  • @tannerwillis5913
    @tannerwillis5913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I decided to test a new pair of earbuds out on this video and I legit thought the beginning was just the earbuds glitching the hell out

  • @dominicfavorito7838
    @dominicfavorito7838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    aw man this is so sad.

  • @biscuitboi9478
    @biscuitboi9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the craziest Junkrat voice line I’ve heard

  • @brandoneverett9153
    @brandoneverett9153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My Yugioh collection is under lock and key no one touches it

  • @arrogantschmuck9593
    @arrogantschmuck9593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's almost as if the universe itself doesn't want Cr1tikal to find love.

  • @enigma1337
    @enigma1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shit Charlie it's only been 2 seconds and you're congestion has me jizzing all over the place now I have to clean up this seminal deposit that is residing on my monitor.

  • @animatronicfuturisticshama1153
    @animatronicfuturisticshama1153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The virgin friend vs the Chad Charlie

  • @chickskylar
    @chickskylar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    your friends are just conspiring against you at this point

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    we need more MW2 fun tactics.......

  • @QuadAA
    @QuadAA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    you are a legend in the making, it just times time for the story to plan out epic-like

    • @QuadAA
      @QuadAA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is this comment?!

  • @HoxtonHoxworthDoesNotExist
    @HoxtonHoxworthDoesNotExist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel you. This kind of shit happened to me once.

  • @lachiebosman8511
    @lachiebosman8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    if a comedy show steals this idea they better pay you

  • @Guitarfollower22
    @Guitarfollower22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Put anus to faces" Hhaha. From now on I have to use that

  • @fireemblemaddict128
    @fireemblemaddict128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought I had already watched this video because everything is brighter.

  • @MrCorykrieg
    @MrCorykrieg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You're the greatest refusal to sleep on a couch of All Time

  • @ElizabethSanchez-sn5cg
    @ElizabethSanchez-sn5cg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    He gives out such good stories, reminds me many memories as well, haha

  • @akhilmanchanda7055
    @akhilmanchanda7055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Who would watch a poscast w critikal?

    • @omfgadime
      @omfgadime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funhaus has one with him in it.

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it the one which was just a whole lot of masturbation stories? if so, i'd like to know where i can watch the full thing

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      are there links to others? all i have is that 20 minute video of masturbation stories, and it has me hungry for more

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      goddammit i even saw the *live* icon on the stream but i didnt watch it anyway.
      you just asked something so i guess i am fine with it

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      absolutely fuck-all nothing, i pulled it from an obscure timetravel book where 'entraya' was a nickname given to the scientist, which was probably pulled out of the authors ass
      i've tried to google it, but all that appears now is some misc stuff and my accounts, and others that have found the name somehow. tried to ask a few where they found it, but no replies. i have no idea what this cluster of letters is.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Charlie’s stories so much

  • @yoyobeanz
    @yoyobeanz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If she wasn't willing to wait like a half hour for the big moist, she isn't a keeper. Yeah, maybe you 2 could've fooled around if g didn't fuck it up, but don't beat yourself up about it.

  • @toyuts1
    @toyuts1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can hear u smile while u tell this story. Glad u enjoying life meng