+Skraube_Lorde same, he uses to not be too bad but for a while all his stuff is shit, same with h3h3, but cr1tikal for life mang, hes always been better than every one
Clearly you need to one-up G next time he's about to get some. He'll be like "Listen, Charlie, I need you to sleep on my couch, I'll drive you home tomorrow" and then you just stab him
A good friend will wingman you and hype you up and make you look good, but not be overbearing and fall back whe he knows you got it lol. Not try to ruin it for you with cringy references and neckbeard type conversations lmao. And she even let that slide and his "friend" went code red and knew if he guilted him into a ride it'd ruin the whole moment and vibe. Smh Charlie needs better friends who dont get jealous because he can get laid lolol
@@SRTyler392 It's very hard to find a good wingman. I think I've had one good wingman situation, once, but otherwise it is just like the entire group of dudes cockblocking eachother and trying to fuck the same girls.
Charley, you need to man up and go to that girls apartment and apologize for what your friend did. You could invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you.
"man up" "apologize for what your friend did" "invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you". well "charley" according to the 87+ likes on this comment it looks like your viewers are a bunch of neckbeard manchildren. fuckin heart-wrenching cringe to read that lol
Your stories really pick me up when I'm feeling crappy. Thanks for sharing. It puts things into perspective. Everyone's lives are shitty at one point or another.
Wait, the girl lives in your apartment complex? Well it's been a week, why don't you go ask her out on a date somewhere (while subsequently apologizing for your friend's behavior)? I think it'd be a perfect opportunity to do so and potentially start something.
he seems like the type of person to be way to embarrassed to do that. he would have to wait till he felt particularly confident, nipples hard without it being cold real man mode style
I love how Cr1tikal used to be like random gaming videos, to Gameplay and Commentary videos, to those voiceover ad videos, and now is transitioning to these kinds of videos for however long he wants to. I love it, it offers variety, and he actually seems to enjoy making mew types of videos
Real quick is he attractive? I personally don't want to know what he actually looks like (for reasons I'm sure you understand) but I wanna know if hes an attractive guy, he sounds like he goes alright with the chicks so I assume so.
I fuckin love these stories by Charlie, the podcasts and along with other channels I go to listen shit to. Especially when you're all alone in the middle of the night and can't sleep or bored during the night shift. It's like having company around talking about random shit. It's nice.
Critical telling drunk stories on top of Overwatch gameplay is my new favorite thing on the internet. Please keep these coming for as long as you have great stories
But like, she couldn't wait 25 minutes for him to come back? If you ask me, G may have given him a blessing in disguise. IMO if she's gonna be that impatient and picky then maybe she wasn't worth it in the first place. I dunno, based on what Cr1t told that's what I make of it.
DannyxboyXxz if she was really like that she wouldn't have wanted to fuck at all but she clearly wanted too and they were both just waiting for his bro to fall asleep so I don't understand why she couldn't wait another 20 minutes if she was willing to wait for someone to fall asleep
My favourite part about all of this is that it sounds like Cr1tikal is still happy regardless of the shitty situation and fails with the girls recently. Judging from his older videos it sounds like he didn't go out much but now, out and slamming down shots! Happy for you man.
Shit Charlie it's only been 2 seconds and you're congestion has me jizzing all over the place now I have to clean up this seminal deposit that is residing on my monitor.
***** absolutely fuck-all nothing, i pulled it from an obscure timetravel book where 'entraya' was a nickname given to the scientist, which was probably pulled out of the authors ass i've tried to google it, but all that appears now is some misc stuff and my accounts, and others that have found the name somehow. tried to ask a few where they found it, but no replies. i have no idea what this cluster of letters is.
If she wasn't willing to wait like a half hour for the big moist, she isn't a keeper. Yeah, maybe you 2 could've fooled around if g didn't fuck it up, but don't beat yourself up about it.
A man who stands in the way of you and the buns, is a man you need to forget.
Isn't supposed to be "a man who you shall shun""
The Virgin Charlie vs the Chad Couch Denier
No bro cockblocks
^
Pajama Senpai I’m going to be your 1000th like ;)
She should have waited for you, Charlie.
If she can't handle you at your worst, she doesn't deserve you at your moistest.
The Gawain
Thought it was gonna be cheesy, turns out it was m o i s t
Praaaise
gey asf
penguin is too much of a pussy to put his foot down. that's all he should have said
Dharmann stole from you messiah
I would actually prefer it if every single video from now on is Charlie telling stories.
It'd be like old school Leafy but way better
i fucking hate leafy now holy shit
+Skraube_Lorde same, he uses to not be too bad but for a while all his stuff is shit, same with h3h3, but cr1tikal for life mang, hes always been better than every one
He used to always tell story's. This was back around 2010-11. Glad to see him doing it agin.
どのように私は私のクラフト改造をダウンロードします
Clearly you need to one-up G next time he's about to get some.
He'll be like "Listen, Charlie, I need you to sleep on my couch, I'll drive you home tomorrow" and then you just stab him
Over the course of two whole years, nobody replied to this comment. Huh.
The Cursed Judge nope
That is hilarious and frightening at the same time.
1.1k likes nd only a few comments that's youtube
I've got to say I didn't expect to see you of all people in the comments section
It’s weird hearing Charlie talking about his YuGiOh cards in such a dismissive manner knowing that only a few years later he will be consumed by them
I noticed this too
Man's addicted now and needs saving /s
Oh if only we knew 😔
Bro, your friends shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of you when you're talking to a girl.
A good friend will wingman you and hype you up and make you look good, but not be overbearing and fall back whe he knows you got it lol. Not try to ruin it for you with cringy references and neckbeard type conversations lmao. And she even let that slide and his "friend" went code red and knew if he guilted him into a ride it'd ruin the whole moment and vibe. Smh Charlie needs better friends who dont get jealous because he can get laid lolol
@@SRTyler392 It's very hard to find a good wingman. I think I've had one good wingman situation, once, but otherwise it is just like the entire group of dudes cockblocking eachother and trying to fuck the same girls.
that's niggalations 1:11-21 "at which hour with a mistress, doth not cometh near"
You should thank G. He was looking out for your immortality.
Yeah because she was about to suck the life force out of him lmao
ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ ɴᴏ
Yes virginity= immortality Charlie was just saved
She was definitely a siren
G wants you, Charlie. Just let it happen.
Peanut Arbuckle oooh the story just got spicy
G is gonna hit the P spot.
G has a crush on Charlie, that's it.... that's fucking it.
Nice
@@avoidthis3912 noice*
Imagine the amount of sex you could have if you didn't have friends!
No cause you'll be that creepy loner guy who drinks alone, and being the cool suave loner is hard as shit to pull off.
- Every neckbeard who have sex with bodypillows
I Love Your Profile Picture.
Mark Johnson dude it was a joke calm the fuck down
Armendicus But the cool suave loner is worth it.
Bruh.
Ubers.
Cabs.
This is why they exist.
They exist for this very scenario. 😂
my least favourite letter in the alphapet is G
No wonder you don't get the G string... badumtsss.
-airhorns-
Can i get free pokecoins?
Steven Smith Don't trust any comments including offers/links.
+Weidar Griffin fuck off
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Has your friend heard of Uber?
Idk man an uber in the middle of the night to get through a 3 mile trip isn’t what safety PSAs taught me
Charley, you need to man up and go to that girls apartment and apologize for what your friend did. You could invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you.
I completely agree 100%
100% this, don't let an opportunity pass.
That's what I was thinking, too. If not for a drink, maybe even try and sweet talk her into a real date.
Calm down
"man up" "apologize for what your friend did" "invite her out to go drinking again but just the two of you". well "charley" according to the 87+ likes on this comment it looks like your viewers are a bunch of neckbeard manchildren. fuckin heart-wrenching cringe to read that lol
The loss at the end of the game is symbolic to the feeling of loss portrayed by the story. A true artistic master work.
simple solution, invest in a better couch
Simple solution, invest in poision
cyranek is g
It wasn't the couch man, it wasn't the couch.
I'm really sorry daddy, I'll never refuse you.
edgy weeb
tbh
Fuck off you scammer, pokemon go is garbage
HowTo Videogames Edgy 12 year old
oh my kirigiri
Your stories really pick me up when I'm feeling crappy. Thanks for sharing. It puts things into perspective. Everyone's lives are shitty at one point or another.
Wait, the girl lives in your apartment complex? Well it's been a week, why don't you go ask her out on a date somewhere (while subsequently apologizing for your friend's behavior)? I think it'd be a perfect opportunity to do so and potentially start something.
I agree. Go for it Charlie. I bet she is still moist from thinking about you.
I support this 1524%
he seems like the type of person to be way to embarrassed to do that. he would have to wait till he felt particularly confident, nipples hard without it being cold real man mode style
Are we just giving him dating advice?
Are you fucking kidding? This guy's too cool for dates. Just drink, self-loathe, meaningless sex, youtube, rinse and repeat. The good life.
Gee probably likes the girl. sad times ahead for everyone
Just saw G on Cr1t's snapchat. He looks like mr steal yo girl in 0.2 secs.
@@DoubleZero. srsly?
I love how Cr1tikal used to be like random gaming videos, to Gameplay and Commentary videos, to those voiceover ad videos, and now is transitioning to these kinds of videos for however long he wants to. I love it, it offers variety, and he actually seems to enjoy making mew types of videos
Why didn't you two just go to her place if you live in the same building.
your vocabulary is great, been watching every video for many years since you started and still making laugh and making my days better
"I was taking a fat shit in my bathroom"
am I the only person who shits in their kitchen sink?
yes.
no
I shit on the tv, only to force my child slaves to clean it up afterwards.
Thanks for the laugh
"I haven't touched my yu-gi-oh cards in years"
how times have changed
"I haven't touched my Yugi-Oh collection in years"
hey how did your neighbors like this one
These are the best stories of All Time.
Agreed and very relatable.
these genuinely help me and make my day better
If she didn’t morb with you at your worst, she doesn’t deserve you at your morb.
These stories just keep me going “oh my god” out loud they’re so great 🙏🏻🤣
She couldn't wait 20 minutes? Alright, nice.
Man, I love your stories. All of them are extremely entertaining
I'm so sorry man.
Shitty things happen to good people while douchedags gets a Mary Sue pass in life. Fuck.
I feel so bad that happened to him. :/
@@sniperboy546
Agreed the friend was a fake.
@@ViperAcidZX
Agreed.
Charlie needs to tell stories for all of his videos, they're hilarious!
You don't have a great friend, honestly. At least when it comes to understanding the duties of being a wingman.
Anyone remember the time when hearing Charlie laugh was rare?
G probably didn't want to hear the sex noises. I can relate.
Can you do an hour long video of you just telling stories?
*Pls.*
why couldn't she just wait for you to get back and sow your seed?
Never thought I'd hear him say "I haven't touch my yugioh cards in years"
Do your friends not know you have a TH-cam channel?
I've wondered the same thing.
He has 1.5 million subs and a pretty distinct voice. I would be surprised if they didn't
I mean.. it would be something he'd do though.
Probably not
Man now I really wanna know the answer to this, hope he sees this comment and answers it in a video or something.
I wonder why she was so impatient. If she was into you, why not just wait for you to get back?
horny and drunk and maybe into alpha men and him budging might seem like you aren't the man.
Lmao if you saw what he looked like theres no doubt hes a man shes clearly not smart
maybe it's like a how important am I to you kind of thing. vs match. her vs the friend.
+Zombie1446 he knows his friend a lot more than her. he'd obviously choose his friend.
Real quick is he attractive? I personally don't want to know what he actually looks like (for reasons I'm sure you understand) but I wanna know if hes an attractive guy, he sounds like he goes alright with the chicks so I assume so.
I fuckin love these stories by Charlie, the podcasts and along with other channels I go to listen shit to. Especially when you're all alone in the middle of the night and can't sleep or bored during the night shift. It's like having company around talking about random shit. It's nice.
Crit needs better wingmen, like for real
He knew EXACTLY what he was doing
god, these stories are hilarious, they just make me laugh so hard
He had a Yugioh card addiction years before he was even public about it
I live for tales of Charlie's exploits.
dude, you need better friends
What would you say the moisture of the air was out of absolute moisture?
My guess would be a lubriderm out of absolute moisture
I love watching these stories! Over watch is great for this too
Charlie from 4 years ago: "I haven't touched my yugioh deck in years"
Present day Charlie *proud owner of a 10k dragon*
These stories are my favorite fucking things ever
I think G may be the real life incarnation of Little Moist.
this channel cures depression
Lol Charlie is very serious about making turbo work.
He tries
Why is this recommended to me 4 years later?
YuGiOh maybe?
Keep the story videos coming dude
Came for the gameplay stayed for the story
Oh no...after the ceramics story, it felt like I could trust G with my Yu-Gi-Oh cards...
Critical telling drunk stories on top of Overwatch gameplay is my new favorite thing on the internet. Please keep these coming for as long as you have great stories
But like, she couldn't wait 25 minutes for him to come back?
If you ask me, G may have given him a blessing in disguise. IMO if she's gonna be that impatient and picky then maybe she wasn't worth it in the first place. I dunno, based on what Cr1t told that's what I make of it.
He was going to fuck her, not date her.
r_maho impatient sex is the worst kind
Uraneum You dont know what its like to be coming off a drunk spell in someone elses apartment after youve been out all night, do you?
DannyxboyXxz if she was really like that she wouldn't have wanted to fuck at all but she clearly wanted too and they were both just waiting for his bro to fall asleep so I don't understand why she couldn't wait another 20 minutes if she was willing to wait for someone to fall asleep
And also AIDS so yeah...
Made the mistake of taking a sip of my drink mid story, now I be mopping.
sorry bud. i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
I have an English assignment on short stories and listening to yours really helped since youre great at telling them
Reverse wingman.
COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADES WOOOOOOOOOOOO
these stories are great man i always get a good laugh out of them and they never disappoint.
What if she had the clap?
G saved you Charlie, G saved you...
lmaoooo
Look at you now... you're with Tiana now
My favourite part about all of this is that it sounds like Cr1tikal is still happy regardless of the shitty situation and fails with the girls recently. Judging from his older videos it sounds like he didn't go out much but now, out and slamming down shots! Happy for you man.
I love how a guy in the overwatch chat tells bigmoist to do something and later on Charlie has gold elims and damage XD
if she lived in the same complex why didnt you just go to her house afterwards?
I fucking love these stories please keep telling more
0:35 oh boy past charlie, if only you knew.
The fact I always imagine you as Jotaro Kujo makes stories like these so much better
Why?
Damn, I forgot Charlie’s YuGiOh fiending ran back this far
Man I love this guys stories
How did he not get a single kill with his four or five rip tires
I decided to test a new pair of earbuds out on this video and I legit thought the beginning was just the earbuds glitching the hell out
aw man this is so sad.
This is the craziest Junkrat voice line I’ve heard
My Yugioh collection is under lock and key no one touches it
3 years
It's almost as if the universe itself doesn't want Cr1tikal to find love.
Shit Charlie it's only been 2 seconds and you're congestion has me jizzing all over the place now I have to clean up this seminal deposit that is residing on my monitor.
The virgin friend vs the Chad Charlie
your friends are just conspiring against you at this point
we need more MW2 fun tactics.......
you are a legend in the making, it just times time for the story to plan out epic-like
what is this comment?!
I feel you. This kind of shit happened to me once.
if a comedy show steals this idea they better pay you
"Put anus to faces" Hhaha. From now on I have to use that
I thought I had already watched this video because everything is brighter.
You're the greatest refusal to sleep on a couch of All Time
He gives out such good stories, reminds me many memories as well, haha
Who would watch a poscast w critikal?
funhaus has one with him in it.
is it the one which was just a whole lot of masturbation stories? if so, i'd like to know where i can watch the full thing
*****
are there links to others? all i have is that 20 minute video of masturbation stories, and it has me hungry for more
*****
goddammit i even saw the *live* icon on the stream but i didnt watch it anyway.
you just asked something so i guess i am fine with it
*****
absolutely fuck-all nothing, i pulled it from an obscure timetravel book where 'entraya' was a nickname given to the scientist, which was probably pulled out of the authors ass
i've tried to google it, but all that appears now is some misc stuff and my accounts, and others that have found the name somehow. tried to ask a few where they found it, but no replies. i have no idea what this cluster of letters is.
I love Charlie’s stories so much
If she wasn't willing to wait like a half hour for the big moist, she isn't a keeper. Yeah, maybe you 2 could've fooled around if g didn't fuck it up, but don't beat yourself up about it.
I can hear u smile while u tell this story. Glad u enjoying life meng