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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Attacking earth is either a really good idea or the worst one imaginable. There is no in between

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      this is true

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@NC54 well. We do have water and lifeforms that they may deem useful.

    • @robertbemis9800
      @robertbemis9800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NC54
      Unless other species can’t handle the void as we could

    • @guntotingnerd8830
      @guntotingnerd8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It may just be an Inhospitible rock orbiting a star, but It's our rock and by all the gods past and present we will either win or die trying.

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NC54 We're also extremely spiteful. I'm willing to bet that, if there was no hope of victory, humans would nuke the earth until it was sterile of life. Just to give the aliens the finger.

  • @madmangoodday8415
    @madmangoodday8415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Rule.2 Don't attack earth
    Rule.3 Theres always time for letting humans pet you if you body is similar to a domesticated home world animal

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rule 4 : Listen to my videos constantly

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AgroSquerril Well, the rules are the rules.

    • @igkslife
      @igkslife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rule 1?

    • @madmangoodday8415
      @madmangoodday8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@igkslife for the love of god don't give humans your tech it only ends badly

    • @guntotingnerd8830
      @guntotingnerd8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@igkslife Don't target their young.

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The moral of the first story do not attack of species that made its history fighting itself so much that they needed to come up with rules to prevent themselves from embracing Extinction. Or short do not poke the happy fun humans

  • @stevenweaver3386
    @stevenweaver3386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The first story reminds me of a description of the native tribes at the beginning of European colonizing:
    "These people are savages! When they are attacked, they fight back!"

  • @CLPS-yt4zg
    @CLPS-yt4zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I like how no one talked about the 2nd story's human pettings
    It was actually wholesome, a terrifying species, surrounded an single, defenseless alien
    And just petted him/her, no care in the world

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And those were just the children.

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Story 1: Humans are _definitely_ rabid animals. But if you get them to like you, they're a good weapon to point at someone.

    • @td6647
      @td6647 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was funny, I've never heard it put like that so, touche!😅

  • @utkuayranc3210
    @utkuayranc3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    humanity is like a hive of bees. they are harmless and nice. *unless provoked*

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You don’t gain protection of the laws of war until you agree to live by them

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Attacking earth is like taking antipsychotics from a mental patient.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Humanity, absolutely unbeatable. Most of the time.

    • @gr8jason806
      @gr8jason806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most of the time I think you mean ALL THE TIME!!!!

    • @chipjack2119
      @chipjack2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, we're beatable but here's the thing, we're unbreakable.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chipjack2119 in a war for survival being broken and being beaten are the same thing.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2nd Story
    Xenos: "We will take what we need."
    Humans: "Come and take it then!"

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    On the plus side the next time we are attacked by Outsiders we have humans to fight alongside us.

  • @franzputsch254
    @franzputsch254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks, Agro, you help brighten my day.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @bvc5320
    @bvc5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story #2 starts at 7:58

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Now is not the time to find out why we have so many rules...

    • @TheJMPD
      @TheJMPD ปีที่แล้ว

      Demons run when good men go to war

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Good man don´t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why we have so many ^^

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's a sequel series to the first story called "We Are Coming For You", you should check it out!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great reading

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We offer peace and our friendship, they spit in our face and attack our home and family, yet we are the savages? We are just as much xenophilic as we are xenophobic and we even gave them the choice as to which flavour they wanted and they're angry at their choice because we didn't just roll over and die but returned their barbarism in kind. I know it's an easy way for an author to ignite our righteous anger, but these guys deserve exterminatus.

  • @xgentis
    @xgentis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You really improved since then.

  • @Dragovich115
    @Dragovich115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your videos :D

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad you like the content

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @DeinocheirusWithAGun
    @DeinocheirusWithAGun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need more Subs.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I checked under the couch , weren't any there. Maybe someone has some spare that I can have :D Thank you for the kind words

    • @TheMankind02
      @TheMankind02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm doing my part!

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the story.

  • @joem1480
    @joem1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good men don't need rules. Pray you never find out why I so many. The Doctor

  • @fakeAtlas6080
    @fakeAtlas6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cool story!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 2, 7:57

  • @jasonbull6560
    @jasonbull6560 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the ALGORITHM.
    👍

  • @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh
    @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cool

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is also always time for a comment!

  • @mreeeee8426
    @mreeeee8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes caption...

  • @unknown62211226
    @unknown62211226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The lizards deserved retribution, but humans killed millions of children so humanity is way more in the wrong.

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But...
      They. Attacked. Earth.
      Don't burn a person's home to the ground while they watch if you can't deal with their desire for vengeance.

    • @unknown62211226
      @unknown62211226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobfoss7783 Yeah, but the humans attacked 23 worlds meant for babies and children. I understand attacking anywhere else, but those places.

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unknown62211226 Attacking children is wrong, especially the unborn, but sometimes drastic measures must be taken to discourage your attacker, along with everyone else, from ever attacking you again. Also, I wonder if earth was a primarily civilian planet.

    • @TheMankind02
      @TheMankind02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were lucky the humans didn't glass everything and call it a day. We're a very genocidal people, and that's against fellow humans

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unknown62211226 You want to know how to defeat unbeatable dragons? Smash their eggs. Same logic.

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    F T A

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No offense, but your narration is kinda "emotionless"😅
    It's kinda all the same emotion. I mean, I hope you improved since this video😁😁😁

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      watch more and tell me :D

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AgroSquerril quality advertisement😂😂😂

    • @mhelm7842
      @mhelm7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda get where Daniel Awesome's coming from, but to me it's like a grand storyteller type feel. That said, I think a bit more distinction between who's speaking would help with listening. Often when listening to you I get lost and have to re listen to make sure I understand who said what, since all of them speak with the same "voice". In that way, it sounds more like a rambling grandad than a dialog.
      All that aside, I love your reading voice and just wanted to day keep up the work.
      (Also I know that this video is 9 months old at this point, but I still see it in newer vids, so I wanted to offer the suggestion)

  • @larsb4572
    @larsb4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hate the lack of texting. When you need to be silent, like putting a baby to sleep that can take half hour or if english isnt your first language, then missing something is easy.. the lack of texting just remove you from the pool of some peoples choice. You have the text already so I'm assuming its due to lazyness.

  • @62forged
    @62forged ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool