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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2013
- The boys arrive in the town of Jezza, much to the delight of Jeremy. After driving through tea plantations they arrive in Mbarara and at their shabby, filthy hotel, Jeremy's bed even has faeces on it! Next morning, disgusted, they leave the hotel, whereupon, Richard has the idea (in an effort to make up for the trouble) to make their cars into 'mobile campers'.
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"You'll like this, James."
"There is Jezza's back alley, well found."
this part killed me
And his little thumbs up though, had me rolled, lmao
I wonder if they went in there if they would've found the famous Jezza's Doorbell
It's even on Google Maps haha!
@@MrEvan312 OR even Jezza's doorknob
@@DannyChamberlin41 Or Jezza's keyhole
Jezza: My name is Jezza
Random dude: ya ya ya ya ya.
"your name is jezza? aaah"
What do you think of that
He didn't believe him
Litle did he know
😂😂😂
"Jezza Church. They've actually had a church where they worship me"
JJeza
Spotlight uh
Moonlight uh
So close to 1k likes after 5 years... wew
Don't forget the back alley
James May:" O look, this one got a chair AND a table!"
xD
lol
Yuri Brog u dont even know
I didn't get the joke, can you explain?
The best ahahahah
"This one's got a chair AND a table" best quote
I laugh every time hahaha
There is Jezza's back ally, well found
i completely lost it at this
"Christ the king hasn't risen yet." I love it james
Yoshifan9511 same here.
I'm an idiot who doesn't get the joke. Can someone explain?
SFAAPK7, basically in part of the bible Jesus rises from the dead in three days. And if someone wakes up they have risen, is a common phrase, at least here in the UK. So the shop being called Christ the King and not being open in the morning, means it hasn't risen yet.
I had a feeling thats what it meant. I am from the UK as well so thats embarrassing.
Either way thanks
Maybe needs some Viagra
Jezza/Jeremy: HAMMOOOOONNNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: *Stands there with a funny face*.
Mohammed Iqbal Your profile pic and that comment = Perfect match! XD
Remember what he said in the North Pole special?
"I will NEVER complain about hotel rooms anymore as long as I don't have to build them myself."
Well apparently he quickly forgot about making that statement...
Mind, if the only thing the motel room has is an old mattress with shit covering it, I'd yell too.
Agreed
At this moment he knew he EFT up
7:43 when Jeremy pushes James- genuine laughter and affection amongst friends, another example of why proper Top Gear worked so well!
And Hammond having a "there you go" smile and gesture at james's joke
"I'm enjoying the sounds of disaster behind me."
I heard Hammond say that as I read this.
Life quote of the day
OutdatedElectron same lol
Makes a change when it's Hammond saying it instead Hammond being the disaster.....
I don't think there ever will be another show like Top Gear...
try a show called roadkill on youtube. u might enjoy it :)
luedriver Top Gear is back! Now it's called:"The Grand Tour". All 3 hosts remain the same!
Grand Tour
Apparently their coming back😲
The Grand Tour my boy
1:01 There is Jezza's meat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's for the Jezzas that need da meat lol
They were cutting up Jezza's meat and eating it.
That got dark.
+Nicholas Wieczorek
gib ur mit a gud ol rub
das it h0t an spicy mit
heheeah boii
That moment at 7:45 when Clarkson pushes May..
Moments like this are why I will miss TopGear :(
@Cory Harger irrelevant to his point
@Good Meme They are back with the GRAND TOUR
The Grand Tour is shit
@@Tombrosapien no u
@@ChiefAlday but atleast he has a new replacement
"I think it is time to pull out of Jezza, I just hope nobody sees me doing it"
that is grim 😂😂😂
also big up TG for using music by The Heavy at 2:19
+AcePhoenix007 "James has wanted to come in Jezza for a long time"
AcePhoenix007 o
Top gearAcePhoenix007
michealouise y
AcePhoenix007 Isi
The reason why Ugandans are so poor is because of the repair costs of their Speed Mountains.
That and imperialism
@@gatorshoe OH shut up it was always poor
That scratches the bottom 😳
@@daysofthunder6110 see how much economic progress you make when someone has a foot on your neck for centuries
@@gatorshoe what I'm saying is pre colonialism it was already way poorer than Europe.
Omg James is hilarious 😂 "we've come into Jezza"
*cum
Ben McKenna that’s gay
Ooo I'm the 500th like
In the back alley
“There is Jezza’s back alley!”
Richard's face at 6:17 is priceless
Yeah, 6:17 is meme-worthy honestly
He's like. This is going to be off camera shouting.
Hammond gets sentenced for 17,426 years in prison for smuggling fish tanks.
At 5:52 Hammond is backing away slowly from a fuming beast wearily.
-Sir David Hammondsborough
6:18 i love that shot, just hammond trying to accept his reality lmao
May's reaction after he walks over and checks to see if Hammond is dying his hair is absolutely priceless.
Ha ha ha ha totally, the quiet little affirmative nod to Clarkson, has me dying every time
For some reason, when I read the video title, I thought Jeremy had built some sort of experimental town he named "Jezza" and the segment was going to be about him trying to run the place.
This is pretty funny too though.
***** In his Mercedes 600 Grosser.
I'd happily live under his regime, though...
+NailStrafer " All cars must have no doors ! "
NailStrafer
Jeremy Clarkson's live action Sim City.
No motorbikes would be allowed knowing Clarkson lol
pretty much the same
The absolute joy of Jeremy when he sees the town.
"WOOOOW! It's MY town!"
Who Thinks Richard Had The Right Car?!
Absolutely I think him getting off the ferry boat bit was stages, it shouldn't have gotten stuck
Yeah!
What about the time when he broke his steering?
Oh yeah! xD
I do think he DID HAVE THE RIGHT CAR
0:49 - the contact in that handshake was next level
I love the way "Angry Yob" is said.
This era of top gear is just so amazing. man you don't have anything like this anymore
This is where the infamous “HAMMONDDDDDD!” yell came from, never gets old XD
Oh my god......
DRAGONIEEEERRR
Tiger516 Funny ;-;
6:15
06:46 - "If you suggest camping, there will a live and celebrated televisional death." Brilliant, I do that nowadays, or at least my own version of it.
Televisual
@@mirzaahmed6589 it’s been 7 years mate
Curious to know what the camera crew drove and where they stayed.
haha never thought about that one! Good comment.
The camera crew ran, and they made shelter out of those weird fuzzy things on their cameras.
They drive Range Rovers, Don't know where they stay
SmileyLegoGuy
haha
***** They only use Rovers while filming in europe. Otherwise they rent whatever utility vehicles are available in the country they are filming in. (At some points in this film you get a glimpse of them riding in Land cruisers.)
0:08 "JEZZA"
0:20 "JJEZA"
TURST67 0:32 JJJEA
Translation error I presume
Zach Brown what an overreaction
Zach Brown the fact you took the time to write that comment... stupidity of the Internet and easily offended people
Zach Brown Pro tip: Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER read the comments. They'll make you think that the world is completely filled with horrible people who all deserve punishment.
7:37 its scenes like this that show they they really did love eachother like brothers
"That is characterful isn't it"
Hammond is such a salesman at heart
7:14 his voice is so deep hahaha
The Top Gear Africa special is probably my favorite TG episode of all time.
Yeah the Greatest Of All Time
THats a tough one. The Botswana and Burma specials are both pretty awesome
those ppl from the town of Jezza were so nice, humble, and hospitable.
The funny thing is that after this special aired, the sales of second hand Subaru Imprezza cars was rising, Hammond had proven how tough they are.
‘There is Jezzas back alley, well found!’ 😂
'Hammooooooond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'- lol
And in the beginning of the second part as James May finds out that Jeremy had very sloppily cut up his bonnet...
"CLARKSOOOOOON!"
RastaSaiyaman I remember Jeremy calling it "the bellow of a wild animal".
RastaSaiyaman CLARKSOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May (in response to his car's bonnet): ''CLARKSOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!''
His face was like "... Eh, What ?"
6:15 ... the enormous Jezza cry... and the Hammond look. Utterly Priceless.
0:12 Hammond instantly knows what's going to happen
4:43
James May: Hammond?
Hammond: W O T??
0:12 Richard when he sees the sign.
"Oh no.."
😂
Anyways
The first 20 seconds are the best moments of my life.
0:48 jeremy a real one for knowing that handshake instinctively
Jezzas
Jezzas everywhere
James: "Uuuuhh... We've just entered Jezza..."
Hammond: "Ooh no."
James: "Well, I say we've just entered Jezza, that's a disgusting thought. We've come into Jezza, no we haven't come into Jezza-"
Jeremy: *Laughing*
"We've entered Jezza" 😂😂😂😂
No, don't say that. That's disgusting! We've come into Jezza. Oh wait...
Shrihari Hudli We've invaded Jezza! Wait, that's even worse! Oh, cock.
We've come into Jezza :(
"James has always wanted to come in Jezza."
-Jeremy Clarksom
*Clarkson
"We've come in Jezza..." These three are the Three Wisemen in Sexual Innuendo, and that is bloody hilarious. Miss them so much.
"I'm going to pull out of jezza... just hope nobody sees me do it"
2:47 Hammond's chair is missing!
It was probably a clip they had when they first encountered one of those speed bumps. Before they got his chair
It's just incredible how perfect the Subie was for everything
just hear they voice..I start to smile..
"I'm going to have to get out and kill you very slowly I'm afraid".
Captain slow always so polite.
Let's be honest, during daylight hours the road with the hotel looked quite charming
"there is jezza back alley, well found " james is hilarious
I like how at 5:53 Hammond slowly backs away because he knows Jezza is about to murder him live on the television
Honestly, I don't believe they slept in those rooms.
They probably didn't.
I think they probably either slept in the wooden chairs or their cars, depending on whose room it was
They rent a legit hotel but just dont show it
I think they would’ve found a decent hotel for them and the crew
I would of slept in the car I do t know what they expected 😂😂🤤
I love how Jeremy isn't expecting that joke from James and pushes him off the chair.
look at Jeremy's face at 0:03
WOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
ITS MY TOWN!!!!!!!!
We've just entered jezza
@@DeanNitro1 oooh no….
Clarkson shouting "HAMMOND!!" never gets old
James: “This ones got a chair and a table!” 😂😂😂 oh we love you James
“Wow it’s my town” love how happy he is
This one's got a chair AND a table. Haha
James May is a genius
"Oh My God No" - Some tall Bloke
"that is characterful isnt it?" Hamster always in a good mood ^^
"If you suggest camping, there will be a live and celebrated televisual death"
There is Jezza's back ally. We founded it
+Benjamin Basaez Moreno *well found
I don’t know why but I literally lost it when May said “this one got a chair and a table”
"you'll like this James look!" "there is Jezza's back alley well found!" underrated line.
4:43 “Hammond…if we’re about to rejoin that main road I’m going to have to get out and kill you very slowly I’m afraid” 😂
"This one has a chair AND a table! :D" gets me every time xD
Those side roads remind me of when I was in an urban area outside Nakuru, Kenya. I was on a bus and our driver was really good at navigating the terrain in 35 ft bus. Amazing drivers in Kenya.
These guys's banter will never get old.
6:18 that face😂😂😂
James is low key the funniest of the trio😂😂
it’s probably the autism
I remember that, in the North Pole special, Jeremy said, "I will never again complain about the quality of a hotel room as long as I don't have to build it." Looks like he ultimately wasn't able to keep his word about that, but who can blame him in this case?
6:17 Hammond's face is priceless
"there is jezza back alley" lol!
HAMOND!!!!!!
"Just standing there"
this one's got a chair and table. Hahahanahaha
“ I think he’s starting to dye his hair “
😂😂😂 I love these guys
"Jezza's back alley" must be one of the most famous quotes ever from Top Gear...
Now, they need to come to the US and see Jamestown! I'd LOVE to see the look on Jeremy's face!
Which one
“This ones got a chair *and* a table” I love that line
It's only that I can't like this video twice. Great content Richard, May, and Jerry.
Lots of love from Kenya +254.
I wish this show was endless, like forever.
I miss the old Top Gear with Jeremy, Richard, and May
"We're come into Jezza, NO we haven't come into Jezza" Damn it James!
i'm never getting tired with these, i watch reruns on tv all the time and still enjoy them
I love at the end how Jeremy tries to push James over. They’re literally like three mates in high school all just taking the piss for a living.
"That really was the absolute last one. . ."
"Wooooooaaaaaaaah"
"Ok now time to relax"
"Woooaaaaah"
😂😂😂
"This one's got a chair AND a table."
I don't know why that gets me every time.
"Wow! It's MY town!!!!!!" I love those guys! :') Admittedly, I did stop watching Top Gear when they left :(
6:17 me in my parents room at 4 am explaining why I pooped the bed
I dont mind the American version (and I am a Yank)... but what it lacks is exactly what MAKES the UK version... credibility. Hammond, May and Jezza are genuinely mates. What comes with that is the piss taking that goes on between mates. The American version... it is obvious that hey are just TV presenter... not friends and everything they do is forced and fake.
The American version is pretty bad in every way...and I'm an American, but you do have a good point that perhaps the fact that Jeremy, Richard and James are all genuinely good friends, is the most charming element of the British version and that feeling of brotherly camaraderie is certainly lacking in ours.
I’m American and the British version is the only one worth watching
Never in my life have I seen an American use the word 'mate'
Choosing people who have good chemistry together is forbidden in America.
@@michaeladie10 what's really charming is that they're themselves and they are quite ordinary men, not some effeminate metrosexuals that all have the same brainwashing
So if you're going to Africa make sure you get a Subaru since that will do the best in Africa
Jacob J sure if you wanna break down
SweetNibblets or Mercedes
I honestly think this is Top Gear's best special
Amazing series,can't wait for part two!!!
6:17 Hammond looking like a character from a snuff film.
"This one's got a chair AND a table" 5:59
6:14 is the best scene
These specials had much potential. They where fun but i would have loved to see more of the people of Africa!
Top gear is great because when they go places like Botswana Iraq or Vietnam geopolitics doesen't matter. Everything is on a basic human level.
For some reason this is my favorite top gear special
This was a great segment thanks.
From 7:45 to the end it just shows what great chemistry they had