I Made A City of Extreme Cruelty in Cities Skylines
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ค. 2021
- Welcome to The Bathtub. It is forever on fire, surrounded by sewage, with no sunlight.
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does everyone like my new city
if you want to watch all of my city experiments together, I've made a Cities Skylines playlist here th-cam.com/video/V37Au5H0kG0/w-d-xo.html
Heyo
I dont like your city >:(
i like your new city
what
Good
“I can’t believe my grandmother was one of the 3,000 to #die in the #sewageflood of ‘62. #anchovies”
#dead #people!
#funeral
Setting up the #funeral for her #anchovies
Omg my #mom was found #dead in the #sewage too #tacobell
oh my god....
The true city was the friends we drowned along the way...
Nooooo
o7
Exotic butters
Drowned is a bit of an understatement
Drowned in Electrified Sewage
The saddest thing about this whole scenario is that those goddamn calculations apply to every city in this game. I consistently find that citizens are producing similarly absurd amounts of shit. Its insane
I find that one citizen is an abstraction of about 100, makes the pathing not destroy your cpu
Anus Georg, who has millions of bowel movements a day, is an outlier adn should not be counted
@@shannons3419 poor georg :(
@@shannons3419 i jerd his brothr, spiders goerg, has eaten 10000 spider a year
Its all waste water, not just shit. So sewage contains all the water you use tp bathe, wash dishes, etc
Whoever is born and raised in this city and manages to survive til old age, must have the strongest immune systems to have been created
It’s a breeding ground fir that exact reason those who survive get to go beyond the wall
Turn on your subscriber count
And a immunity to fire
WHY DO I SEE U EVERYWHERRRRRRETTWGWJDKSM
New Orleans
The amount of "there is no bathtub in Ba Sing Se" in chat during the stream was great tbh
"That's nice, buddy"
"we're safe within these walls"... So that's why all the fire happend
Don't forget "LAUREL NO" and "the helicopter priority"
also apparently my donations made it into the video
That's cool
Oh my god that is amazing, I love that
Underrated comment
“This entire village does nothing but shit”
That explains why the fire station is so bad at their job.
And eat an ungodly amount of tacos every hour
the accual reason why it was so bad is because he set them to only use helicopters when they had none
And why houses keep catching on fire to begin with.
@@dorobokino Spicy tacos, clearly
@@martinavila8382 spicy tacos from taco bell
The “most attractive city awards” scare me. Just how low is this bar set for these awards?
How bad is it elsewhere that shit falls can win
The people giving the awards are all into scat. That's how shit falls wins.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also the award committee does not live there.
Since RT has all the milestones unlocked with cheat mode, youll occasionally get awards for stuff you dont even have.
I once got an award for amusement parks when i didnt even know which menu it was in.
@@xavis7617 *ᶦᵐ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ*
"The traffic is really struggling on the highway"
He says as the traffic in question casually drives up a 90 degree angle into the sky while ignoring an actual waterfall of shit raining down on them
Some drivers are just built differently
Sounds like the average truck driver journey
Detroit
"Can we have an RT bathtub stream?"
"We have an RT bathtub stream at home."
RT bathtub stream at home:
The best ending.
No this is better
Why not a Crossover of all of RT'S Sheninigangs on City Skylines in a Map?
@@mateorios1636 The True Ending.
Personally, I would prefer this stream to RT in a bathtub. I feel confident that even if I were into guys I would say the same thing. Lol
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a mathematical analysis in my life than I did during the calculations leading up to 1.3 quadrillion tacos.
When I heard RT say, “You would need to inhale them.”, that’s where I had to pause the video.
I couldn’t stay focused through the wheezing and the tears in my eyes.
i was in pain from the wheezing occuring during the calculations it all started when he started reading out per day mesurements of poop
RT is the guy from our math problems
@Nicolas Senter
Same happend to me. The best laugh of my life!
actually same
"you can't be on fire and underwater simultaneously."
gulf of mexico: *and that's where you're wrong*
And Cleveland
@@sparkred4565 all our fish have aids
@@GregoryMom at least you're not Detroit
Don’t forget Australia.
You are moving to a new town, as you finally arrive you see the "Welcome to Shitfalls" sign, underneath that is a rapidly decreasing counter indicating the current population of the city and another sign that reads "Mayor: RT". You immediately turn your car around and get out of there.
It's too late. The wave catches you.
You don't turn. You brake, hit reverse and attempt that fancy reverse turn because hell on earth made of raw sewage is too fast.
You don’t even need to see the town name and the dropping population, the second you know RT is the mayor you are getting the hell out of dodge
It's too late. The road has already been cut off by the rising levels of shit.
But it's awarded the most attractive city in the world, they must be doing something right
Don't worry guys, this is normal around this channel
I am unfamiliar with this word
@@jefemiller which one?
@@purevessel6026 normal
@@lorrdy7640 i see
yes
“This entire village has done nothing but shit for thirteen years”
That is a sentence I never thought I’d hear anybody say
I mean if there is something that you thought that you would never hear then there is a chance that Dan has or will say it at some point in time..
1 leter of shit per minute, 9.6 tacos per minute
Just on the toilet, eating a taco, and spontaneously combusting
There is no sentence I can relate to more
Sounds a lot like my town in England
I'm convinced that rts videos are why I've started having a reoccurring nightmare where I'm driving down a 90 degree road
Country roads, take you home
“I hope there’s people still alive when the sewage actually gets to them”
There is no line that sums up mayor Daniel’s performance better than that. Just imagine it out of context.
“Electrified sewage” is not a term I like to hear when watching Daniel violate the Geneva convention.
I think you mean the genova “suggestion”.
I am kind of surprised the angry video game nerd never referred to a game with this so far
“Electrified sewage” is a term I *love* to hear when watching Daniel violate the Geneva convention.
Shockingly, a shitty idea
@@heavyhitter3927 Did you just...
For anyone who missed the stream, the city itself didn’t even start until 30 minutes in, because it took so long to make the walls
And the chat begged for the city to be called Tublin.
@@MariaMusling and the chat was right
And he didn't explain what exactly he was doing until like an hour in
@@MariaMusling
I agree with chat
@@MariaMusling best name omg, glad y’all were doing gods work
"And just like that, everything changed. At that terrible moment, in our hearts, we knew. Home was a pen. Humanity, cattle."
I never understood how you keep recieving Tweets in Cities Skylines even if everyone in your city is dead.
They're tweeting from the afterlife.
They're called chirps btw
@@yustinj.3910 "Chirps!" 😂😂😂
Bunch of maniacs in a blimp
Bots
Local Irish man fulfils team Aqua’s entire organisation goal
:D sapphire or alpha
*Archie wants to know RT’s location*
*m U d D Y* Water
7/10 too much water
@@Yaboi27 maybe thats what muddy water actually is..instead of mud its the pokemon shitting so much it creates a bloody tsunami of shit
“Everything outside the walls will perish” -RT and Eren Yeager
Jaeger
RT and eren kinshift
the rumbling recreated in cities skylines
@@dumbidiot5584 The rumbling but instead of colossal titans it's a tsunami of shit.
@@customerservicerobot2910 the shittening
"Oh, you mean you're from Bath?"
"No, see, there was this crazy irish dude"
"Electrified Sewage" sounds like the name of a badass Nu Metal band.
more like a death metal or grindcore group
Attack on Titan, but you're safer outside the walls
underrated comment
@@c_gull9995 underrated reply
How attack on titan should have ended
@@herooffood underrated reply to a reply
@@randomkidontheinternet4589 underrated reply to an underrated reply in an underrated comment section
"this entire village has done nothing but shit for 13 years"
"It costs 1.3 quadrillion tacos, to shit in this city for 13 years"
Resident Evil Village
@@CheeseWeegee What about chugging 9.6 tacos a minute? You won't even have time to chew them properly
14:23
"JESUS, THE METEORS TOOK THE WALL IN A ONE PRECISED STRIKE"
IM DEAD 😂XD
this is literally Attack on Titan but with a god damn feces flood instead of giant meat mechas.
was looking for someone to say this
*_even worse_*
MEAT MECHAS
That's exactly it
true
I love how RT just wants to watch the shit rise but there’s that one arsonist in the town who knows what’s up and takes matters into his own hands.
"You can't expect God to do all the work."
Some men just wanna watch the shit ris- I mean World Burn.
The believe the arsonist's name starts with the letter K
What are you doing fire station.
@@susannefinch5211 They’re too busy shitting dude, can’t extinguish fires on the toilet
They called him the Sewage King back in college
Nolga: You seen this fucker? Calls himself the Sewer Daddy.
hey thats my nickname too
At the rate sewage was being produced at around 11:30 it would take approximately 9.5 weeks(just over 2 months)to fill the black sea with sewage.
14:31 "Holy shit."
Me: "That's pretty accurate."
"They have done nothing but shit for the past 13 years"
Imagine that one guy who forgot to bring their phone with them.
Or a book/newspaper/magazine/portable gaming console
@@kegaman_ if i had to shit for 13 years i would have my console and pc with me
But at a constant rate of 1 liter a minute
Remember folks, sitting on the toilet with your phone is bad for you.
Ah yes, the REAL Attack on Titan.
Sadly there are no AOT references
Edit: sadly
@@jokerrules2343 pretty sure he doesn’t watch any anime
@@jokerrules2343 In the actual steam RT talks about it a bit in meme style like always
the titans never wouldve attacked if this terrible moat had existed
More satisfying than the actual AOT ending
This feels like this video has a deeper meaning about human consumerism, or something.
Child: "Mommy, can we go to the chocolate waterfall?"
Mother: "Sorry little Timmy, but the chocolate is actually fecal matter and it is about to consume our city. There will be no survivors. All will perish. There will be nothing but destruction, my child. Say your final words, Timmy, because we are about to perish under the might of the poop..." Child: "OK, then. Oh I have to go to the bathroom, be right back!" Mother: "TIMMY NOOOOO" And thus the city was completely destroyed in an instant. The end.
There's a distinct sense of cruel irony in the fact that the Bathtub's largest problem prior to the wall breach was copious amounts of fire.
I like to think my sense of humor goes deeper than “Billions of liters of shit”...
Indeed. And, yet...
Indeed, it’s actually trillions of liters of shit
That's just hubris. Billions of liters of shit is very deep.
Quadrilions of tacos
idunno man, the shit pit is kinda deep
The way he said "IT TOOK THE ENTIRE WALL OUT IN ONE PIRCIE STRIKE!” Brings me life
3:46 That's how the chemical factory started.
RT: "I made a City of Extreme Cruelty in Cities Skylines"
"every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
@@BoomBoomSoup
Life is old there, older than the trees
@@festethephule7553 Younger than the mountains, blowing like the breeze
COUNTRY ROAAAAADS
"Honey, you're gonna love this place " makes a surprise cameo
So now we know where the restaurant is
@@sagapulastation1711 explains a lot about the quality of the food, really
"The streets are lines with a mixture of feces and gore, the prince is still not satisfied, he's calling out for more!"
- Nekrogoblikon
the people in this city, sitting on their toilets: it’s not much but it’s honest work
whenever he said "the world will be so fertile" i just thought of a bond villain OBSESSED with the Garden of Eden
The villain would be called “Doctor Eden” or something...
@@hotscottrulz but they would be totally laid back and just casually say "nah bro you can just call me eden"
They would have a biotechnology and pharma company as a front for their giant plant laser.
And NSW
Why not president eden
I did not expect rt to ever go back to city skylines but i am so happy he did
Same
Oh fuck I hope he does more city skylines
The prayers of the citizens failed.
It took 16 days from when it started to flow into the town and when the population was 0. So there were people watching pure sewage flow into their home for over 2 weeks. That’s a scary thought.
Man, the sequel to the Maze Runner looks great
This is the most intense attack on Titan episode ever
The worlds most shitty Titan...
Ill take my leave now
The worst ending
Or should I say... The shittiest?
damn, someone already made the joke, thought I was special
Literally my first thought
13:52
“On that day, humanity was received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the shit, and were disgraced to live these cages called walls.”
sie sind das essen und wir sind die jaeger
I was honestly thinking about this from the moment i saw the walls lmao
@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea ayee fallout
A Crap on Titan
Are you the pipes? No, we are the plumbers!
11:00 at least a metric shitton
Wow, the new Team Aqua really achieved their goal!
Every city skylines episode is an emotionally moving cinematic rollercoaster of morals, taxes, and shit
And death. A lot of death can't forget that
A cinematic blending rollercoaster
Aka attack on titan
Just like real life
Basically morals, shit and more shit
"Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make." - this whole video
"All of you will die. And that is a sacrifice I am gonna make."
What do you mean “some”
The mix of Dark Souls 3 music and paper mario disco song playing in the background really does bring it all together
When they started doing the math is when you realize how utterly disgusting and hilarious RT’s sewage idea was.
Imagine a kid walking with his dad then they look up and see the massive wave of fecal matter rushing towards them
"Dad I'm scared"
"Well son have you heard the mayor supports green energy!?"
"And also our city was awarded with most attractive in the world"
"I dunno, it looks to me like he supports brown energy over green energy."
i hope you know that there are near exact replicas of real people who think just like this
Tf you mean “hered”
Hered
I couldn't stop laughing at the sheer concept of a village shitting its own bowl and then having it consume itself
I can’t stop laughing at the concept that they have to shit one liter of sewage per second
There is something poetic about it
Something philosphical too
@@spoony8485 fun fact globally we produce 12 million liters of sewage per second! Which means each person produces about .0015 liters per second of sewage meaning you'd need about 664k people to make one liter of sewage per second
@@noodlelynoodle......that's a bit upsetting o.O
The upbeat Paper Mario music just makes this even crueler
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, the statistical math of how much shit a village has to produce for that amount of sewage, really got me laughing
I feel like there's some sort of symbolism here
I mean they died of their literal droppings
"Everythings fine the population just fluctuates"
"Oop never mind there was a massive fire"
7:00 the insane water glitch always intrigued me
Nobody:
RTGame: I want parents to fear me!
"cmon sweetie we are going to bath and body works."
"The store?"
"No the town."
"hurry up and put on your hazmat suit so we can leave"
*"HONEY NO"*
Wooo
Bath - the city Body- the corpses floating in the sewage-sea
me: can we have attack on titan?
mom: no we have attack on titan at home
attack on titan at home:
was looking for the comment about attack on titan
14:59 this ending is probably my favorite
"Hotel Zero Six, you are clear to land runway One Niner Right"
"Uhh... Tower... With all due respect, I'm not making a short final from flight level 100, gimme vectors to a real airport".
I genuinely hope the person who animation the Poop Volcano episode animates this one as well.
Especially tr maths breakdown of tacos per minute
@@blackdog6969 They clearly referenced Evangelion in the last one, so now I'm picturing some high-intensity calculations in some lab, like "STATUS REPORT!"
"1.3 QUADRILLION TACOS, MA'AM."
"DEAR GOD..."
Can I have the link?
@@e5858 look up rtgame poop volcano animated
@@caffienatedtactician im gonna get put on a list for that
Dan: laughing like a madman over the math behind the sewage volume.
Me: "No _wonder_ the town kept catching fire -- there's methane _everywhere,_ and everything's dehydrated, including the people!"
That makes sense, but I think it was just miserable people blowing the pilot light on their stove
@@paladinchef Could be both, honestly. I'm just inclined to think methane because of how easily it combusts.
@@Nitrinoxus
You could almost say that...
*_...sh*t blew up real quick._*
@@TextualDeviant Or that it went _down_ almost as fast as it went _up._
Shoutouts to the guys who calculated how much shit was being mass produced
This is the most fertile video on TH-cam.
“In a single day and night of misfortune, the city of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea.”
It feels weird without country roads playing in the background
Honestly, I feel Country Roads is more suited for slow, dramatic extinction-level events. This was a _flash apocalypse_ of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear proportions.
So, y'know, having Hole Puncher vibing in the background while twitch chat does the maths feels more tonally appropriate.
@@WackoMcGoose you may be right, but I agree with Thomas that it feels weird without it.
It wasn't highlighted in here but RT actually didn't play it because the Twitch chat kept on spamming Country Roads. And when he did, it's because someone said "play it now" even though the main disaster isn't happening yet and so he played it in very slow motion while looking at trees and it was never played again after that.
He should play Kevin's version
I was already cracking up from this video but I just flat out started crying from laughter when he started doing the math on sewage production
When he says "holy shit" at the end its like the ultimate final words lmfao a whole new meaning
"The airport is literally flooded with sewage"
But that's OK because this is a seaplane
Isabelle gives Dan his island evaluation review with a look of stupefied horror on her face.
@@brawlstar1748 "your island rating is currently.......oh my! i didn't know our rating system even supported that many negative numbers!"
You know something _really bad_ is in store if _Dan_ refers to his creation as "Extremely Cruel"
11:45 no wonder there were so many fires, nobody had spare time
😂
The entire chat for the 4 hours:
“DING”
“THUD”
“CAFE”
“Helicopters rt, they stop the firefighters from putting out fires”
“Sadly grandpa couldn’t make it today #hearttransplantproblems”
A whole town drowning in sewage to Slave Knight Gael's theme. At least they went out listening to an amazing ost.
Locomotion is usually used to describe vehicles... However, any form of movement a living being makes on their own power is locomotion, that can be by vehicle or foot
As someone who works at Taco Bell, I can confirm this do be what cleaning our bathroom is like.
I remember when I was working at taco bell and i had to clean shit off of the bathroom ceiling 13ft in the air had to .ake sure to mop at an angle so it wouldnt fall down on me
"and on that day humanity received a grim reminder"
“To stop eating so many fucking Tacos...”
@@harrylarry6324 “…or the gods will bring upon a shit wave”
*snap cut to AoT theme, but with taco bell tacos clumsily edited over the titans' faces*
“This entire village has done nothing but sh*t for thirteen years”
That’s a quote for the history books.
the bathtub looks and sounds like a super secret and advanced german concentration camp in ww2
The amount of math and effort people did for how much taco bell they had to eat and shit they had to make, made me laugh so hard, math in its greatest form.
The only math I'm willing to tolerate in my life
Except that is only if there was ONLY shit and no water. And that's now how it works...
@@joshbrucks In fact, all wastewater goes into sewers it seems. So it’s (unfortunately) more likely these people just always have every sink running & their showers, dishwashers, laundry, etc 24/7... in that case it might even be reasonable (the avg person uses up to 370 liters of water daily, for reference).
My favorite jokes as a kid were the ones about poop and now here I am, 21, laughing my ass off over people producing a liter of shit every minute
Let you in on a secret? "Growing up" is a myth. Every adult you've ever seen has been faking it until they were out of sight of children so they themselves could go back to being childish. That thing that you were always told you would "understand when you're older"? The adults don't actually know what the heck is going on either. You just put on your best brave face for the kids so they grow up thinking that someone is in control and understands things, rather than having them face the truth that we're all just muddling through and making it up as we go.
Don't get me wrong. There are some "adult" things that you figure out, mostly just out of survival, but most adults would throw it all away to be able to go back to a time when we could just make mud pies and laugh at poop jokes.
@@lanapowell Damn Now I Wanna Stay 12 Forever. Just Like How Ash Stays 10 Forever. Wait I'm Older Then Ash... Well Shit.
i've had nightmares of chaotically impossible roads like that, and i love how you managed to perfectly illustrate that with this build
To summarize:
"I want to fill up my poop-bathtub, not play the game properly"
The Walls of Maria, Rose, and Sheena kinda be looking kind of strange this days...
We thought we should fear the Titans, but what we should have feared was their shit.
There is no attack on titan in Ba Sing Se
"I made a City of Extreme Cruelty in Cities Skylines" Ah, must be a day ending in "y"
But... All days end with y
@@chcigodugogdydjgkyxufxyyco2050 E X A C T L Y
@@chcigodugogdydjgkyxufxyyco2050 oof
this is like that movie "The Village" where theyre all stuck in a fenced off community
There's something unbelievably funny about RT setting up a death trap with a sewage ocean, and then the city just dying off because people keep setting their own house on fire while he desperately tries to keep them alive to kill them himself
There was real emotion in his voice when he saw Smith Bridge.
On that day, humanity received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the waters, and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls
*Are we the prey- No we are the plumbers*
The feces have breached wall diarrhea!
The collosal chipotle employee broke the gate !
The armored taco bell broke through wall diarreia
Monsieur Queued4
I wish to know ur pfp sauce
Pls
"I made a City of Extreme Cruelty in Cities Skylines" Why am I not suprised?
In this stream, RT enacts the Rumbling