Doston. Come see me live new jokes. Shows coming in #Hyderabad, #Nagpur, #Mumbai, #Bangalore, #Chennai, #Gurgaon, #Delhi. All tickets: sorabhpant.com #BornOnMars
8:12 I actually got a message which said that dont eat cadbury chocolate as someone as put a drop of his blood into the *CADBURY PLANT* AND HE HAD *HIV* SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM IT!!! WHEN I SAW IT I WAS LIKE WTF!!! FOR A MOMENT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE BUT AFTER THAT I WAS LIKE SAALE EK BOOND AUR LAAKHO LITRE CHOCOLATE HOW!?!!??? 😂
How many people didn't read Biology in School? HIV is a virus, virus needs a living host to survive. As soon as it is outside the body, it's dead. Bacteria and fungi can survive in soil, inanimate objects and even in extremes of temperature but not virus. Even if you consume something nothing's gonna happen cause the virus is dead. Infact, that is how polio vaccine is made. The vaccines contain nothing but inactived/killed microorganism which improves our immunity!
@@pantonfire Rony (Known as RAWKNEE) is an onine gaming streamer. He starts his live stream with this music. :) He is called as the "PROEST OF PROS", ( wait he called himself that, but anyway lol) Check this - th-cam.com/video/nhrlB41Vqts/w-d-xo.html
Sorabh I was literally having a tough time...my friend Vinay recommended to watch your stand ups...in the moment I am really laughing out loud...Tension hain thoda...but after listening to you...I feel better❤
U r the best stand up comedian because u act, try to sound like the character u r talking about and ur face .. I literally watch your videos again and again just to see those funny expression u make.. Good work..keep it up😍
Prosthetic fingers: In rural areas people are outside their homes. And voter Id photos are not so clear so they just use another guys with someone else document and cast vote. In my village, this election when I was at booth there are cases upto 3/10 votes.
When you're early but don't know what to comment. So you just write anything and edit it later. Edit - Taklaiya kidhar tha itne din. Aur, Ranchi me show hoga kabhi ya nhi ??!!
I got the same message about AIDS on WhatsApp, 3 times. first time, it was a HIV affected person working in Pepsi 'plant' did it. second time it happened in dairymilk chocolate factory. And the third time in Frooti ' plant'
Yeah dude I remember this story. I was like 12 or so and one day in tuitions this pretentious, poseus girl comes in and is like " Hey everyone, don't drink frooti it has aids in it. YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!". Then she went on to explain all that. I interrupted and told her that's not how it works. Then she went on to call me names and say I'm too stupid and ignorant and I'll die first. This same girl, when learned that cornflakes have added iron in them, started advising people not to eat them as it has metal and can gut throats. I'm not sure how she was always top of the class, but I'm sure she never used her brain. P.S. Mahek if you're reading this, this is you I'm talking about. TL;DR - this doofus topper girl thought that frooti really had aids and went on spreading the news to us.
Dude these is what you come up with after a long break. Share your best stand up videos on TH-cam for free. Even if you die of hunger due to lack of food because of poority. I am okay with it bas mereko free mein hasaa takle
@Siya exactly. There was no need of banning porn n beef in the first place. It's none of anyone's business as to what people prefer watching or eating. As for tik tok, I personally hate that shit but that has the potential to be the next big thing after fb's gone. So can't ban that either. As for plastic bag, it's our fault. It genuinely needs to be banned, but as long as people don't see any direct harm from it they would keep using it. So practically at this point, at least in our country banning stuff is a joke. Not in China though. They have it tough there.
Aye takleya! Tera comedy mereko pasand hai. Main kabhi kabhi hasta bhi hai.
😅😅😂😂
Bhai nailed it !!
🤣🤣copied from his videos
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
UNESCO has declared Sorabh Pant as the best comedian in the universe
What if it was true ?
@@sayanchowdhury9005 😂😂😂😂
Googled it. :(.
@@pantonfire Whoa Chill Chill 🤣🤣🤣
@@pantonfire 😂
Doston. Come see me live new jokes. Shows coming in #Hyderabad, #Nagpur, #Mumbai, #Bangalore, #Chennai, #Gurgaon, #Delhi. All tickets: sorabhpant.com #BornOnMars
Takle wo frooti Ni pepesi tha.
JB Ni tha gand m gooda
To Lanka m kahe Ko kooda.
Maine ek hafta frooti nai pi thi uss message ke baad.😂😂
Why are you leaving out Chennai always? At least do that Starbucks show
Dude why isn't Pune on the list ???
Come to patna man
Sorabh ko yaad aagaya ki uska ek TH-cam channel bhi he
Takleya**
@@short2556 Kya bol rahe ho Mai samjha nahi
Arrey - pichle 20 din mein 3 video upload kiya.
@@short2556 no thanks
@@pantonfire baat toh sahi hai #pantreviewsanything
I'm curious: what is the dumbest thing you've received on WhatsApp? Bata do :).
I think you need to pin this.
"Honda is giving away free scooters. "
Patanjali is giving free Desi ghee in your nearest stores !!...and my dad believed it. 🙂
Time 2:44
Sorabh Pant:-' Maa Ki aankh'
Subtitles:- Mom's Eye
😂😂😂
"Crowd has muted notifications" !! Very nicely done by the subtitle guy.
They didn't respond. I wanted to use - so, jhol.
@@pantonfire Yeah the audience was a little slow to react to couple of really good jokes. Including the Goo-gle joke.
Sourabh is not bald
What if it was true?
Leave my nuts.
Takleyaa
@@pantonfire You actually replied
I am crying with hapiness
@@pantonfire I'll leave it right there because it has 69 likes.
@@WallstreetSaiyan hehehe kushi se kaun rota he re yeh sabh myth hai re 🤣😋
7:19, yes, bloodstream. That's what we were ALL thinking about. Bloodstream.....
ToTaLly ;)😂
Lol so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKRR 😭😂😂😂
Obviously....
I can hear you for hours man huge respect...🥰🥰
Takleya huge respect
I take your respect and turn it into money at RBI. Thanks.
@@pantonfire is that supposed to be some sort of gratitude?😂😁
Hours n hours baat krne ko tayyar rho
8:12
I actually got a message which said that dont eat cadbury chocolate as someone as put a drop of his blood into the *CADBURY PLANT* AND HE HAD *HIV*
SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM IT!!!
WHEN I SAW IT I WAS LIKE WTF!!! FOR A MOMENT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE BUT AFTER THAT I WAS LIKE SAALE EK BOOND AUR LAAKHO LITRE CHOCOLATE HOW!?!!??? 😂
Ayesha takia, you are funny. Par aur Review nahi dalega toh mai sea link pe bhej dunga
Abhi toh daala review - koi nahi dekha.
@@pantonfire 1 hafte mein 156K. The one with before that had 428K in 3 weeks. Breathe. Please.
@@atulya7845 Hahaha. OK.
That change in camera angle at 8:45 made the joke even funnier!! 😂😂
I remember that AIDS waala message.People were actually coming in numbers in ART centre to test for HIV saying maine Kal Frooti piya😂
6:32 his head shines brighter than my future
LMAO
Yaa bro i also felt that😂😂
Use oil on your future
@@Amansingh-py1ug lmao
singh nariyal teel
I got that frooti wala msg , in FB and WhatsApp, In fact I got the same message after 6 months but this time it was "Maaza" Instead of Frooti
Lolwut. Creative writing.
I got the same msg but it was cadbury chocolate. 😂
Sangat badal le usse phele tujhe aids ho jaye !! :P
For me it was for pepsi
How many people didn't read Biology in School? HIV is a virus, virus needs a living host to survive. As soon as it is outside the body, it's dead. Bacteria and fungi can survive in soil, inanimate objects and even in extremes of temperature but not virus. Even if you consume something nothing's gonna happen cause the virus is dead. Infact, that is how polio vaccine is made. The vaccines contain nothing but inactived/killed microorganism which improves our immunity!
That frooti message was reality
And i knew it was inspired by "THE HULK"
So disappointed that no one laughed at the Goo Gle joke
Explain plz
Kya hai bro? explain kar
You always make me laugh....
What if this was true? ... That line though 😂😂😂
7:10 kaise pee rae ho frooti . I almost fell from my chair laughing
"PROEST OF PROS" theme in the background 9:17
Rawknee
What's that?
@@pantonfire Rony (Known as RAWKNEE) is an onine gaming streamer. He starts his live stream with this music. :) He is called as the "PROEST OF PROS", ( wait he called himself that, but anyway lol)
Check this - th-cam.com/video/nhrlB41Vqts/w-d-xo.html
Dude, the kind of issues u address using comedy is simply outstanding and I feel Faye D'Souza is getting tight competition
Showing some Socially Responsibility ....
Good job 👍👍
Sorabh is back with hurricane, tsunami & cyclone 💥💥😂😂❣️❣️...
This is too good..but too underrates
2:28 bhai 😂😂😂😂😂 koi nai hassa shiittt
Sorabh I was literally having a tough time...my friend Vinay recommended to watch your stand ups...in the moment I am really laughing out loud...Tension hain thoda...but after listening to you...I feel better❤
same here man.. been a tough month for me, he always makes me laugh! :) Hope you are doing better and good luck!
Ah takleya! Teri comedy mujhe bohot pasand hai... Aur comedy se zyada mujhe Tere lehrate Baal padand hai!! 😂 Awesome show sir!! Loved it!!
Ayy Takle.. You're funny broo xD
I love this man's SOH
SENSE OF HUMOUR
U r the best stand up comedian because u act, try to sound like the character u r talking about and ur face ..
I literally watch your videos again and again just to see those funny expression u make..
Good work..keep it up😍
2:33 He expected everyone will laugh
I too laughed at that 😃😃
@@tarwars1747 Explain that goo gle joke
Why did I discover you do late? Big fan here.
Wooaaahh !!!! Just loved it Mann!!😂😂❤️
Very nice bro.. comedy mei awareness.. appreciate
The best one & relevant one so far. 😆😆 I laughed so hard.
Great man great...!! This is one of your best..great message !!
Omg that frooti one my god.... I fell from my bed laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ek number bhai...i love u man!!
The funniest thing I heard on WhatsApp was Indian National Anthem has been awarded as the best anthem in the world😂
One of the best standup comedy ...!!!!!!
Prosthetic fingers:
In rural areas people are outside their homes. And voter Id photos are not so clear so they just use another guys with someone else document and cast vote.
In my village, this election when I was at booth there are cases upto 3/10 votes.
Great content sorabh
that's a 9 minute content uploaded 2 minutes ago.. and you commented in a minute of upload !! what are u? ... Flash?
Where do you drink frooti from?
Naughty mind! 😅😂
Lol I got the same Frooti message few yrs ago. I burst out laughing as soon as you started talking about it.
That frooti one and i also got mesaage saying chipkali in kissan jam. 😂😂
And spiders in Oreo
Ayesha Takleya, keep up the great work; thanks for the laughs! [ gun sounds ]
Wow..1st sept is my birthday and you are coming to kolkata...i wish i could go but no money to spend for comedy right now....another time maybe...
*Bhai UP aur Bihar pe bhi tour krley...*
This topic deserve them!
06:33 i like this camera angle
He literally looks like bald Andy (voice also 😂😂🤣🤣) who used to come earlier on television 😂😂😂😂
Hahahah..Exactly
Andy and me have discussed this. Or I think we have. May have been a voice mirror.
Hey how did u just Google an image, is there any new feature, if yes plz let me know
Ae Taklaya! I loved your thoughtful set! Lage Raho!
When you're early but don't know what to comment. So you just write anything and edit it later.
Edit - Taklaiya kidhar tha itne din. Aur, Ranchi me show hoga kabhi ya nhi ??!!
Not just anything, you write the generic "I am first!"
Smart bruh
But, why?
Write takleya kidhar tha tu
You haven't edited. LIES!
08:00 yeh story The Incredible Hulk(2008) movie se hain..
U and Ur comedy both are love😊 can't stop ma laughter. Ur timing and delivery is on point. .I watch vid as sn as I see u in th notification
Last attended your show in July 18, is the content different this time?
Ye takleya tu mast he re.....maja agaya...😀😀
Aaye takleyaa.... Top view bhi Dikha diya takleyaaa....!! Man love from Assam..
Only a stand up comedian who is not biased and gives social messages in his act 👍
First thing on youtube was Aye Takle ki video🤣🤣😍😍😍 love u man bahut hasaate ho takle bhau🤣
Ahmedabad nahi aa raha to ab upload to kar dena please........:)
I got the same message about AIDS on WhatsApp, 3 times. first time, it was a HIV affected person working in Pepsi 'plant' did it. second time it happened in dairymilk chocolate factory. And the third time in Frooti ' plant'
Typhoon be like...ye kon si party h jaha mujhe ni bulate 🤣
8:30 the interesting question is how the company found out???
"Leh raha hai mere kaale baal"
Then shows over the headcam shot.
This guy is way too funny!
Bhai kaafi clean kardiya tumne comedy! Ab parents ko bhej sakta hu tumhara video.
Sorabh improving. No curse words. Good
Wonderful presentation of a very serious issue.
No one in crowd is such intelligent to understand joke.. Nani dose Kids nappy~ kidnapper
Give this guy a Netflix special please
@3:39-3:45 Sorabh transitions to Biswa
I saw u in Chandigarh and I am waiting for you in Bangalore. No matter where you perform you are just amazing
Yay :). Bangalore is September - sorabhpant.com
The fact that the crowd knows what he’s gonna say ❤️❤️❤️
I don't know about Dr Batra but Dr Pant's comedy can heal negativity for sure.
7:00 🤣🤣🤣
8:00 The Incredible Hulk se inspiration liya wo bhai log ne
That frooti story I got at that time. And I was like aaj shaam ko hi peeya h yaar. Wtf 😂😂
Uncles in WhatsApp groups in my country fill the group with pictures and videos. They make my phone memory full. 😂😂😂
If you get Frooti, you get AIDS. Yeah, thing of childhood
I am a Big Fan Of Yours..Love You for the work you are doing!!! Sir kabhi Kolkata mein show kijiye. I am reluctant to go on your live show
Kolkata on Saturday dost. Aa jao. Sorabhpant.com
how do people not remember the frooti forward? it was so funny
Love your comedy ....makes me laugh every damn time....thank you so much 😃😃
Yeah dude I remember this story. I was like 12 or so and one day in tuitions this pretentious, poseus girl comes in and is like " Hey everyone, don't drink frooti it has aids in it. YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!". Then she went on to explain all that. I interrupted and told her that's not how it works. Then she went on to call me names and say I'm too stupid and ignorant and I'll die first.
This same girl, when learned that cornflakes have added iron in them, started advising people not to eat them as it has metal and can gut throats. I'm not sure how she was always top of the class, but I'm sure she never used her brain.
P.S. Mahek if you're reading this, this is you I'm talking about.
TL;DR - this doofus topper girl thought that frooti really had aids and went on spreading the news to us.
Ratta maarne me maahir hogi. Logical cheezon me fisaddi.
@@crocszilla1004 bhai logical to thi but she would jump to conclusions quickly , bina kuch soche.
U r the beat stand up comedian in the world
That guy laughing loudly.....😛😛
How do search an image in Google and find out who it is ?
Typhoon and hurricane are same but named differently as per countries
When will u come to Mangalore???
The outro looked like road rash menu
This one was hilarious AF I loved it man 🤣❤️
no one in audience thought that
Saurabh Bhai Pune me kab hai show
Dude these is what you come up with after a long break. Share your best stand up videos on TH-cam for free. Even if you die of hunger due to lack of food because of poority. I am okay with it bas mereko free mein hasaa takle
They can ban WhatsApp. 🤣🤣I don't mind. They also banned beef, porn, plastic bags, tik tok. And these are totally gone🤣😂😂😜
On point sarcasm. Just had beef curry today
@Siya exactly. There was no need of banning porn n beef in the first place. It's none of anyone's business as to what people prefer watching or eating. As for tik tok, I personally hate that shit but that has the potential to be the next big thing after fb's gone. So can't ban that either. As for plastic bag, it's our fault. It genuinely needs to be banned, but as long as people don't see any direct harm from it they would keep using it. So practically at this point, at least in our country banning stuff is a joke. Not in China though. They have it tough there.
Siya Better than Rahul Gandhi
̶I̶n̶ ̶M̶u̶m̶b̶a̶i̶,̶ in India
This line though. Subtitler, you stole my heart! 😍🙏🏼
Finally told a joke about opposition. You're evolved, Great skit mate.
Finally? Watch democracy of jokes and the last librandu joke and about 5 other videos.
@@pantonfire thanks for the reply. I can't find your Mumbai listing for the show. Please help.
Bro ur sense of humour is awesome 👍👍
Watching this while drinking frooti...pray for me
Welcome back Mr Pant. Finally you remember you have a youtube channel
3:48 that was epiiiiiiic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣