Turbo Dismount Is Still HILARIOUS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ธ.ค. 2019
- NOSTALGIA WEEK! Say it with me! This time, Turbo Dismount makes an appearance because it's hilarious and one of my favourite games to record. It's non stop energy and action
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NOSTALGIA WEEK!
YEEEEEEAAAAHHH
Will we see Beamng drive? Or prop hunt with the lads?
Woot
jacksepticeye why didn’t you record when you preserved yourself in wax with unus annus collaborate with them
Beamng Drive season 3?
"I decapitated myself."
What a metal sentence.
Least it ain't mental
“hey ma! i decapitated myself again. get the super glue please!”
kylie rose HEY MA!
*MA!*
I DECAPITATED MYSELF AGAIN!
S’AWESOME!
I guess we know why Jack still doesn't have his driver's license.
Yeah 😂😂
@Anna May wat
Wait he’s been on a road!?
wait he's doing one everyday and the last one will be minecraft for new years
😂😂😂
My 10yr old son wanted permission to add the comment, "I love your videos." As a child with autism and accompanying mental health concerns, your promotion of mental health and wellness has inspired him to become more proactive in his own treatment. As his parent, thank you for producing awesome content he's able to connect with.
Aww that’s so sweet!!!!!!
Sweeter than dogs lol
And we're supposed to believe this story because????
Aye jack needs to see dis
Starmaster7826 is there a reason not to?
Sees slap intro
"NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH"
"SPEED IS KEY!!"
"OHHH PINK LIGHTNING!"
Me and the other 2013- ers: He did it. He said everything! It's time to go back.
jackaboy man
He didn't get killed by a snowplow though :(
xD
@@matthewstone2545 Yeah sad xd, we were hoping for some 'F*ING SNOWPLOW' s
Its Brxd turkey bird penatrator
Few things missed:
The penetrator
Snowplows
"Do you even know what a straight line is?!?"
*Confused couch noises*
Yeah this l
10:14
WassaB woosh
@@matthewroussos524 how is that a woooosh? I was joking along with them
@@matthewroussos524 WHAT the FOK? Thats not a woosh!
Character: *is blasted to pieces*
Jack: *orgasms*
Is this Jack's new fetish
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@wildbracket8053 it always been his fet..... *STICKY BOMMMMBBB*
OwO
all gamers when things EXPLODE
God, I've been watching Sean since 2014, the "young, scared, going-to-college Irish lad living out in a cabin in the Irish woods making videos for fun" era. Memories, man... How far you've come is astonishing, and it serves as an example that you can achieve anything if you put your heart and soul into it. Keep on being you, Sean. ❤
How come this comment only has 1 like???
12:45: that’s some final destination 2 shit right there
"SPEED IS KEY!"
"NOTHING STOPS *THE 'SQUATCH!"*
"Ooooh! Pink Lightning!"
God, I've missed all of these phrases
SalaComMander bet he had to remember them for a bit first
No look at my little danty feet like cmon
Another one, annnddd.... Downward doggggg.... In skateboard.
He NAILED the "NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!"
Oh my god you are so right
“My ass is the strongest entity in the Universe.”
Seems like we don’t need an Infinity Gauntlet anymore.
Now we just need is the infinity ass and the 6 infinity shits.
Just clap the ass cheeks and half the universe is gone
*JACK'S ASSIUM*
Jacksepticeye 2K19
ASS
4:15 OMG I have missed that line so much!
I agree. Especially the voice crack which gets me every time
The nostalgia is actually killing me, like meme-Jack. I can almost see the red thumbs-down and green thumbs-up buttons now...
“NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH” those were the days
oh yh... oh yh... ooooohhhhh pink lighting
The Majestic Eagle Sasquach Lol
Yeah the best
U should do slime rancher!!!!
Yep
Jack: * Uses the original face in the thumbnail*
Everyone * Happiness noises*
I thought it was an old video because of it
11:55 Deadpool two reference "I can't feel my legs! Oh there they are".
4:15 damn he still sounds exactly the same
Who else laughed out loud watching this while having good memories of when jack used to play it
I did!
Same here brought back good memories
Imma watch it ahain
Me
Me
I love how he's ending 2019 by playing the best games he has played in the decade
agreed!
I know right?
Agreed
mhm
It's not the end of the decade yet.
When jack made his TH-cam channel:hides Irish accent
Now: loud irish shouting
4:58 I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seán: “All I got for Christmas is disappointment”
Turbo Dismount:
*New High Score*
BAHAHA
NOTHING STOPS THE SQUASH hit me like a train of nostalgia
1:15 I remember doing this level so perfect I just kept driving without hitting any cars for hours
All i have to say is that hearing the quotes “nothing stops the SQUATCH” and “oooooh pink lightning” made my day thanks and keep up the work
Bo Leffler I was waiting for him to say those quotes
@Alyssa Cat nobody wants to see you naked. Not even your uncle.
The only quote that was mising is : FUCKING SNOWPLOWS!
Epic
100000000% agree
“OHHH PINK LIGHTNING!” Somethings you you forget you need to hear
I read that in his voice
you you?`LOL
yep
@PoisonousPig was about to comment that lol
Jack: commits vehicular manslaughter
also Jack: this is so much fun!
2:23 look in the background
“If anything rams you up the arse just take it.”
-Jack 2019
I'm dead lolololol
Jack: "NOTHING STOPS THE SQUATCH!"
He's back, ladies and gentlemen.
jack:this thing is to fast.
me: literally stops breathing
"NOTHING CAN STOP THE SQUATCH" *everyone liked that*
Hearing this man say “SPEED IS KEY” once more is the last good thing to happen this decade 😂
I wonder when he’s going to make that video on the seat thing that he bought about two months ago
The last quote we have left is:
“GOOO JACKIE BOYYY!”
He said that at 4:55
In the way when he grinned his teeth and screamed it.
Saying that for 10 hours?
I salute to you amigo.
12:45 this part just make me laugh so hard
5:00 literally cracked me up
"how did I alive?"
-jack
"How did i alive"
- Jack 2019
Did he really do it again?
Soon to be
"How did I alive"
- Jack 2020
@@MrDankTM jake paul sucks
“I wanna go to space in a couch”
Jacksepticeye 2019
I had a dream where I jumped on a couch and fell back down to earth. weird.
5:02 “how did I alive”
“Ohhhhhhh pink lightning!” That was a throwback feeling🥺
“How did I alive”
-Jacksepticeye, Nostalgia Week 2019
“Now I am a star war”
CornB0b yes.
CornB0b 2020
How do i read it as it happens every time i see quotes
Cop car: suprise mafoka
Me who is a Jackseptieye Veteran: *laughs in boomer*
More than half this decade was spent watching jacksepticeye for me.. I found him at the end of 2013 and watched him evert since.
hm? is it my stupidity or i this makes no sense
When he said the squash I cried
Primal _Guy me.
@@connacel then you are a boomer
13:01
Jack: This is a terrible idea
Us: This is a great idea
“The couch isn’t even fast enough to get up this” Jackspeticeye 2020
"Ive never driven a couch before"
-Jack 2019
"i have"
grizzy from grizzy and the lemmings 2019
Blue Mystic “cheese”
-bob duncan from good luck charlie 2014
The name of the couch is a reference to FRIENDS
@@leonardomolina4930 yeah we all know cuz ross bought the couch and chandler told him to shut up cuz he kept on saying pivot
@DamageIncM Aw shit, here we go again.
“Just never doubt my ass again”
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Well we shouldn’t doubt it
Never doubted him
Dammit Im going to be the 70th like
I ruined the 69 and you ruined the joke man:/
**doubts he’ll finish minecraft**
9:26; That's just suicide with extra steps.
5:03 **coffin dance starts playing**
11:30 god I’d never imagine that he would say this again but this is giving me wonderful nostalgic memories
I also didn’t see TURKEY BIRD
Really is a trip down memory lane ^-^
Sean Vergara or the Boss Throne
Me:thinks of suicide
Jackie boy: 11:30
Me:🤤😂
Sean Vergara he used the squatch didn’t say “majestic eagle sasquatch”
@@georgegreen7413 dam you went dark quick
"BECAUSE NOTHING STOPS ThE SqUAtCh!!"
Chills... literally, chills
I haven't seen enough comments on that and it makes me sad
Until he fucking died because HeS oLd
4:14 oh I missed the good ol sqach voice cracks
11:50 the fact that he said i cant feel my legs which is also something from deadpool 2
and jack loves Ryan Reynolds???
"If anything rams you up the arse, just take it!"
*- Jacksepticeye 2019*
"I've never driven a couch before."
Me neither man
Yeah i always feel left out everytime my friends talk about their time driving around on their couch
Hahaha
Same
Well that’s why u put a hole In it
Well I'm happy to say I have we took two four-wheelers and attached a small couch to then and drove them at the same time as we where on the couch about 5 minutes in it all turned to shit and it was the scariest thing ever.
Jack: "Now I am the Star War"
Me who hasn't watched even The Mandalorian: "A Jedi, actually"
9:10 Where were goin. We dont need roads
5:01
*"How did I alive"*
-jacksepticeye 2019
You guys say that like it's the first time he said it. He's said it multiple times throughout his TH-cam career.
Watching this was like the the living embodiment of “do you feel old now?” Meme
I do now
What’s that sonny ?
Well guess i'm old then
Stop your making me feel like a boomer
Nick i hsve respects to boomers bcause they make good food
I remember playing Turbo Dismount when I was younger after watching Jack play it. Good times, man.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time 😂 I need more!! I actually started tearing up
“Speed is key” he said it. the nostalgia is actually alive this week!
Jack: "How did I alive!?"
Me: "Same."
And the perfectly cut scream
But where?
dude that scream after killed me I watched it back 8 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna start using that in any kind of game where chaos ensues and I barely manage to escape.
do you have 90 minutes?
4:15 he sounds like Dagur from how to train your Dragon
He does. Weird
This is literally how I got into this Chanel I can't believe I've been a fan for years I remember the 1 million subscribers special and all the turbo dismount memes I love you man
“Speed is key!”
Ohhhh, Pink Lightin’, that shivered my timbers.
"Now I am a star war!"
-Jacksepticeye 2019
He became a Jeddy
5:02 “HOW DID I ALIVE?” -Jack 2019
7:36 add a booster pad for a surprise with that car
Let’s be honest.
11:30 We were all secretly waiting for this
Hell yeah
OWWWWWW pink lighting :D
And NOTHING STOPS, THE SQUATCH
The Penetrator!
“I thought you were dead”
Turbo Dismount: my death was, greatly exaggerated.
Turbo Dismount is just one of those videos that always makes me laugh and that im ready to rewatch always again. Love the series of Turbo Dismount when Jacks playing it, his commentary makes the videos of Turbo Dismount 10x better.
"Is that a tank barrel, or are you just happy to see me".
"Straggle that tank"
Two of the best lines of Jack in Turbo Dismount XD.
This is very late, but I realized how the first Dismount in this video almost replicated the first time Jack played Turbo Dismount. Even his first Dismount had the same circumstances, Jack didn't know (and forgot) how to play, his speed was very slow with a jump, and a lackluster crash into the wall, followed by Jack's disappointment.
4:12 “look at my little dainty feet”
Malcolm Hudson sonic fans are quaking
Turbo dismount was one of my favorite game of this decade
Me too
Nah minecraft
The nostaligia
Same
Mine too
10:20. best comedic timing ive ever seen. I laughed so damn hard
The crunch when he snap his head of
"nothig stops THE SQUATCH!"
"Oh Pink Lightninggg!"
"SPEEEEEEEEEED IS KEEEEEEYYYY!!!"
THE PENETRATOR
Fucka you snowplow!
You forgot “Fucking snowplows!!”
Talvi Thunder ...
I missed these catch phrases 😅
4:14 the king of kings has returned
NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!!!
Absolutely amazing, made me happy made me smile
i used to watch ur old turbo dismount videos when i was like 12 ily sm jack
This entire little mini series can be described in one line "OMG, OMG, HE SAID THE LINE"
Jack: "I hope my mommy likes my bike riding skills"
Jack: "Mommy?"
*Gets hit by train*
Jack: *MOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!*
Ah the past so simple
Ah sweet memories
Ah the good ol' days
@@welsh_Witch I wish he said that line.
The best way to end 2019 is watching jack being an old jack❤
Edit:I mean young jack haha
yeow thanks for like😭
He needs to wear his old hat before the year ends though! It's be a perfect homage to the past decade.
and he had a *T H I C C* accent
Mejekeki Cats no it’s not. Best way to end it is by firing fireworks and being outside and counting down to New Years
Young Jack
Young jack young jack
The 1st Turbo Dismount video you ever posted was my first video i watched and i love this series
On a spree of watching jacks old videos. The ones I grew up on and I couldn’t be more grateful to have Sean be the one I watched and grew up watching
Jack: *does the slap in the intro*
fans that were on the channel scince 2016: *intense happiness noises*
Nah 2016 the new guys
I'VE BEEN WATCHING SINCE 1832!!! NOOB!!!!!!
@@EnemyAtom65 I know for a fact you ain't an og
leatherlip05 frrr you gotta be here since like 2013 and back
@@madi-mj4sr yeah you know it bruh og
“At this moment you can see the exact moment when my ass leaves orbit”
~Sean (Jacksepticeye) 2019
The editing in this video really captured 2014 and 2015 turbo dismount video vibes.
Turbo Dismount has always made me laugh the hardest!
Thank you for this Jack!
"MaKe My NiPpLeS hArD"
Jack,nostalgia week 2019
“Straight line!”
*jack glances over at me*
“tHaTs nOt A sTrAiGhT LinE!”
YeseY
The first series I watched on his channel in 2015. LOVE IT!!!
Jack my boi this series back in the days is why I subbed to u.
“Speed is key”
_happy nostalgia noises_
happiness noise
When does he say this?
Nostalgia just stole my spinal cord
Madge Storm 1:46
Madge Storm 1:49
Jacksepticeye: Screams!
(1 second later) *COUGH* *COUGH*
Me: Are you getting soft on us Jack!?
I’m so happy he played this, because this was the series that I discovered his channel through.
TH-cam recommended really been coming in clutch with the jack content in the past week for me
"I have been separated from my ass!"
Why do you say that so happily??! 😂😂
*OOH WEE WEE*
@@kevinkoolking Ikr
Wow jacked loved it
He likes it
@Alina Rin tf
Jack: “I’ve never driven a couch before”
Me: *well, it’s complicated...*
can't wait for nostalgia week this year wooo
The very first episode of Turbo Dismount was my very first Jacksepticeye video ever. I still vividly remember that day I found one of my fave TH-camrs.
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