I’ve been watching asmr for 8 years now. At first I’d always watch soft whispering videos, the normal stuff. Now it’s an orange with a face getting a haircut. Ah, growth.
asmr feels like an addiction... we start with light and vanilla asmr until we're unbothered by it, so we start to look for more and more extreme videos just to feel a little something... never thought I'd be watching an orange get a lobotomy just for my own relaxation... 😢
This is my new favorite asmr video, 100%. Clicky, spritzing, and snipping sounds are my absolute favorite. I'm super picky with brush sounds but these were perfect. 👌
This be whispersoft "whispersoft " hello welcome to my barber want a haircut? "Orange " yea sure "whispersoft " i might also need to cut your brain open. "Orange " wait what? "Whispersoft proceeds to kill orange "
rock getting jealous
he ate the rock
the rock ate him
Rock take a break, cause it don’t want to be bald like the orange 🧑🦲
@@Hayatokkjk if that's the case I guess the orange goes In the front yard
What about the tree ? 😂
bro asked for a lil off the top and ended up getting a lobotomy
I enjoyed this comment
normal hairdresser visit
u all can still turn to Christ if you have not God bless
@@caleb.9im going to put a curse on u tonight u better get praying big boy
Это не лоботомия, это трепанация
Лоботомия это когда мозг взбалтывают острым предметом, вставляя его через глазницу
Rock has been real quiet since this dropped
Not stbeve
I’ve been watching asmr for 8 years now. At first I’d always watch soft whispering videos, the normal stuff. Now it’s an orange with a face getting a haircut. Ah, growth.
my downward spiral started from raffytaffy's legendary video of the case
not complaining, the orange has a better hairline than me
About seven years for me, started with sand cutting, then some tracing, fast and aggressive, then voila… l’orange
That feeling when you go for a haircut, but they remove your scalp and start digging around in your brain
I fr hate that feeling dude... 💔💔 it fr sucks like please don't mess with my brain homie🙏
@@idiots_alt Never complain about free neuro smh
So it isn’t just me
I think you should find a different barber
real 💀
bro was forced to say "looks good"
Bro wasn’t expecting this haircut to be “mindblowing”
We need this but with broccoli
Yes!!
what type of broccoli? 😭😭
@@8wolfOfficialmy broccoli
@@8wolfOfficial just regular green broccoli
@@Oliviaandmelaniefan777 aw man
Remember the Annoying Orange? This is him now
asmr feels like an addiction... we start with light and vanilla asmr until we're unbothered by it, so we start to look for more and more extreme videos just to feel a little something...
never thought I'd be watching an orange get a lobotomy just for my own relaxation... 😢
“Just cut a little off the top”
The “little” cut off the top:
went from 🍊to 🟠
Naw it went from 🍊to🟧
TH-cam asked me for survey feedback on your comment? Never seen that before
@@tsyku. 💀what
i am sure that it went 🍊 to 🍊
@@creatriby nah it went 🍊to🍊
I’m so confused why is this actually so relaxing to me 😭😭
Because you are gay.
Brett will never run out of ideas😭
you gotta love it when you ask for a bit off the top and the barber starts re-wiring your brain 😂😂😂
This is my new favorite asmr video, 100%. Clicky, spritzing, and snipping sounds are my absolute favorite. I'm super picky with brush sounds but these were perfect. 👌
the manual clippers make the best sound ever
YESSSSSS 😅
Me: "At least he isn't cutting the peel"
2:40
Me: :0
(Edit: bro gave that orange a reverse bowl cut 😭)
He looks so "fresh" now
He is going to give the whole kitchen a haircut at this point 😂
My guy sprayed water and his whole hairline is gone😂
transition from hair cutting to cranial encephalic surgery 💀
POV you feel asleep first at the sleepover:
This is an underratedly funny comment
Poor orange, asked for a haircut and ended up dead
Caralho
Why was brushing the inside of an orange so tingly for me? What is my brain doing?
Scissors sound cutting the peel was nice
4 months later: "giving the Pillars of creation a haircut"
We need to open up an actual saloon and name it for the increasing number of customers. So far, Mr Rock is still #1✨
Nice to see you give Mr Orange a free nose hair/moustache trim in there as well 😅
He tried to tease orange's hair but just pissed it off!
"Hey apple 🍎!" Wait...
Daaamn that orange got a freeeeeesh cut man
Damn it why does this have to be the video where my tinge immunity is cured
okay but the orange's face lmao 🤣
annoying orange got fresh
"Just a lil off the top"
_proceeds to dig a gaping hole in the scalp and implements a microchip in the orange's frontal lobe_
2:39 "cut my hair a little"
the buzz cut is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You did a great job my man, it could not been better!
RIP orange 😢🍊 we will never forget you
I love your videos whispersoft thank you for making these amazing vids big up to you mate 👍
Asmr vids like this are so funny cuz I would kill to see the moment asmrtists are like "...I should give an orange a haircut"
It's 2:31 am and I'm watching a guy giving haircut to an orange.
What is wrong with me...
I’m sure you’ll be hearing from that oranges’ lawyer..
the reason why i subscribe this channel
Haircut ❌ Headcut ✅
Never though the sounds of a half lobotomized orange being brushed would help me sleep
This man is so creative...💯😂
U guys know that feeling when the Barber starts cutting off the top part of your skull and brushes your brain
that hair remover really works!
This guy makes me audibly laugh at 1am every time his new video pops up on my recommended. Can’t wait for the next ingenious idea 😂
This is so relaxing
This is how you make an air freshener homemade
Love your channel ❤❤❤
Tree even more jealous than the rock
2:40 went from haircut to lobotomy real quick
The orange face XD
i hope he was given a complimentary eyepatch
Are we gonna talk about his breathing in the background sounds like dark Vader
This unserious thing just become a masterpiece one for me! 😭
much better than my hairstyle tbf
5:12 the orange at this point: 🧑🦲👍
Orange whole time 🗿
How do you come up with this ideas?! I love it❤❤❤
Orange went from 🍊 to 🟠 real quick..
POV: you’re five years old and your messing with the orange you got for lunch 🔥🔥
Me: Just a little off the top
My Barber: 2:45
I love oranges.
orange lobotomy go crazy
I like it right away just because of how ridiculous it is 😆 Love it
The best just like always
I like your haircut videos
That is somehow brutal😢😂
Looks like we found a new way on how to eat an orange
Even tho it wil prob not be the fastest way lmao
my fav video from now
think the orange wasnt specific with what it wanted so he just went to its brain 🤷♀️
this man is incredible
the video is incredible
the comments are incredible
It was an orangenius idea 😂
we're getting a braincut with this one🗣🔥🔥
I have a watermellon that needs a shave trim, can i make an appointment?
This sound is so good.
but died the cutie orange.... from Japan.
That feeling when your barber pull out your eye and dig deep in your brain 😢
This is where the craniotomy was performed. 😂
before:👁 👁
👄
after :
👄
"Damn i messed up, we gotta go bald."
Bro never gonna have to worry about a receding hairline again
Was the orange good after?
Got scalped instead🥲🥲
We need this but with banana
By the way so relaxing 😅
Orange before🍊 Orange after 🧑🏾🦲
Orange getting off to this
next video:give air a haircut 😂
i can smell this video
Bro that was a straight up murder 💀
amazing line up bro cut is fire. wahts the shop called
6:24 what is that tool and what does it do? I’ve never seen in before ?
love your videos btw 🤍 would be cool to do giving a book a haircut 💇 😮
This be whispersoft "whispersoft " hello welcome to my barber want a haircut? "Orange " yea sure "whispersoft " i might also need to cut your brain open. "Orange " wait what? "Whispersoft proceeds to kill orange "
Average Turkish barber experience