Reddit mod realizes swinging a katana is very physically demanding, resorts instead to spamming magic from a safe distance and hiring monkeys and rotting corpses off fiverr
@user-nx1wv2ws6r hmmm... I think it's a bit farfetched for them to have any shred of intelligence. Maybe vigor becuase of all that protective blubber?
you should have kept the parts of Melina disappearing to really hammer home that she's just a figment of his imagination and no real woman would approach him
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤
The Deer got killed by a overweigh Neckbeard that cant even handle his Katana let alone should be able to catch up to him. 10/10 well deserved point down
@@bobbybkh1471 Pointing downward is something you do after PVP if you want to disrespect your opponent. That is the joke, basically, just him doing that to a pretty much harmless overworld enemy lol
Unrealistic. The Reddit mod had to go outside to accomplish any of this. He also had to talk to women, which as we all know causes Reddit mods to shut down and go catatonic.
Should have modded Torrent into one of those mobility scooters that are supposed to be for the elderly but you see plenty of **ahem** Americans of Girth, riding in Wal-Mart.
honestly I'm shocked you even got past maliketh, truly having the high intellect of a reddit mod carried this run. I'm gonna have to try out night sorceries if i ever get the itch to play elden ring again.
> 10/10 cutie. > Masters her craft to support you. > Worries about your safety when dealing with the Dung Eater. > Gives you her cloak so you'll remember her. Glad to see someone else recognizes Rodricka's superiority
@@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades Ranni used to be a red head apparently, so yeah, Roderika is better, because she's was never a red head. Also the jellyfish is pretty nice, it poisons and tanks a lot)
@@QuaestorLgood point, Ranni is a confirmed soulstealer and thus cannot be best waifu. In fact, she should probably be killed before she sends us hollow...
@@theapexsurvivor9538 she does give us the fromsoft sword, but she's from the Radagon bloodline, therefore she's a ginger. But so is Radahn, and he's a cool guy, mastered Gravity Magic to keep his horse, are we sure he's a soulstealer too?
Rick, Soldier of god looks at him in sheer disappointment that the ones above let just about anyone try in sheer desperation to regain any form of order. He has seen countless others better than this "Thing" he calls perform much better in battle. Though admittedly, he commends it for at least for its persistence anything else is bad if not worse than any he encounters before. He looks within the thing's aura and was surprised that it bears no form of faith but somehow it is still blessed by Grace. He wonders again if this is the Order at its lowest to once have great expectations for those worthy to become Lord. Now even with the lowest expectations this "Thing" somehow managed to dig under the ground and still managed to set the barrel lower. As he fought and won against the "Thing" countless times he grew tired of having to deal with it and left. As he leaves he grabbed a random Soldier of Godrick and sets him at his place. Even that didn't work as the Soldier of Godrick still killed it effortlessly. Now annoyed for the first time in his life he greatly weakened the Soldier of Godrick to the point where a single breeze would defeat it and it barely worked as the "Thing" nearly died beating the now nerfed soldier. As the "Thing" finally leaves Rick thought to himself, "Why....just why did they even allowed that to roam the lands." Just then he disappears not wanting to deal with that "Thing" anymore.
Plausible reasons to invalidate the run: First and foremost, Reddit mods don't touch grass(so you failed at the start pretty much). Secondly, you shouldn't be allowed to roll or jump, you know, because his knees or back would shatter under that sort of pressure. Thirdly, Reddit mods are cursed to be forever maidenless. Fourthly, stealth is out of the question, the sheer stench of the Reddit mod should alert all enemies within a 100 foot radius of his presence, even further away if the enemies are in the same direction that the wind is blowing at. Last but not least, Reddit mods have no friends with the exception of other Reddit mods, so no summons allowed. If anyone else comes up with more reasons to invalidate the run, let me know.
For the Discord mod video, you should have it so that your stamina is always draining while touching grass, and if your stamina reaches 0, it starts draining your mana, then health.
Can a gaming journalist beat Elden Ring: no lock on, no upgrading, no leveling relevant skills, has to fight every friendly npc, can't use torrent, can't fast travel, has to go to random bosses because they don't know how to follow the main story, no changing mixed physic
BRO i fkn love your commentary. Just normal stuff and out of nowhere the "sin is not real god is not real" stuff. Bruh im dying (of mountain dew overdose)
@@TheArbiter1721except that’s not even true, in the windmill village there’s evidence of a mass genocide that resulted in the deaths of dozens of skinless people, there is only one god: the elden beast that lives vicariously through Marika/radagon
25:00 idk if it was serious or in the discord mod character, but when you kill maliket the rune of death its free that means that now all the people in land between can die, before they weren't able to because marika somewhat "banned" the death, but with the sacrifice that maliket did trasforming his rune to his blade when you kill him the erdtree can now start actually dying for the melina sacrfice so you can enter on his inside
Btw with the rune of death, the elden ring is essentially the laws of nature. Needing to breathe is part of the elden ring. Gravity is part of the elden ring (technically). Destined death is the very concept of death. When you’re stabbed and stay dead, it’s because destined death is part of the elden ring. Nothing stays dead and that’s because way before the events of the game, or even the events that kick off what happens in the game (the shattering and subsequent civil war), Marika removed destined death from the elden ring and gave it to Maliketh. You killing Maliketh is you returning the concept of true death back to the lands between. And since every being there is subject to the effects of the elden ring, destined death also effects Marika, Radagon, and even the elden beast. If you challenged them before you felled Maliketh, they would simply get back up after the fight and keep doing what they do
As pathetic and hilarious the reddit mod is, I find him wierdly endearing. He's out here completely hopeless and out of shape, doggedly fighting against countless monstrosities, determined to prove the greater will isn't real. All reddit mods should aspire to be him.
You gain a 100% boost to attack damage when in, near, or looking at a fort at night, however as part of the challenge you have to go into a blind rage and immediately charge at any potential targets the moment they enter your field of view.
Reddit Mod couldn't beat God on his own, but now he has the assistance of a goat-horse creature. Torrent should give him the movement speed (and ability to jump) that will allow him to deal with the previously undodgable attacks.
17:33 He ain't weeb or reddit mod, just a man with the same mental issues that Anatoly Moskvin has (had?). Mr. Moskvin is (was?) a pretty promising scientist, but has/d a scary hobby of digging out female bodies and turning them into dolls - this is just how much he wanted to have a family
I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm already dead 😭That being said, the Pokemon music, specifically the Hoenn region, is giving me some really, really good nostalgia vibes. Hoenn is my favorite region and contains my favorite Pokemon of all time. Rayquaza. This man's videos hit every time.
If you wanted to make it realistic, you character should have tryed to talk to every woman in the game in a sexual way and when turned down, he should have gotten pissed off, thrown away any item they gave him and gotten +2 movement speed for about 60 seconds.
Honestly I'm always so sad that Fedora's have had their look and reputation ruined by Bronies, r/Atheism users, Reddit mods, Discord mods, "Nice" guys etc because I actually really like how they look but if I wear one it's basically putting a giant sign on me that says "IF YOU ARE A WOMAN DO NOT APPROACH ME!"
Yeah don't ruin that thing, that whole weapon class is awesome, and wing stance, atleast the start of it, is atleast somewhat historically accurate, and if you pause and delay combos, the sword actually goes into guards that were used historically...it doesn't actually block or counter, but it'd be cool if you could go from a guard stance into a counter attack.
Couldn’t you have waited like a day! To use the “milady” sword?!?! (I have no idea how mods work other than like making characters more attractive and not fat)
You should’ve made the spirit summons like a reward for achieving “karma” so like you’d get access to a new spirit summon every time you beat a remembrance or something
Bold of you to play this without the trench coat. Because we all know that's the true armor of a reddit mod and the run would have been too easy with it.
Here's an idea: What if you tried to beat Minecraft as someone with anorexia? I feel like it'd be funny to go from "extremely overweight challenge run" to "extremely underweight challenge run"
Anorexia is depressing and seeing wXmen that are literal skinwalkers after "they" found out how to finally become a real one, a skeleton wearing a humansuit is just scary sad and depressing. Its even more terrifying when you notice the hip&skull shape realizing that the skeleton inside. It sold its soul to a necromancer for its deepest desire in life, and is now running around in the flesh&a specific person it always wanted to be . Tl;dr anorexia is bad m'kay and it might also even be daemonic. Dont enable or laugh at it thats bad m;kay real bad.
Anorexia is a serious eating disorder. Ppl literally die from that shit, I don't think that'd be funny tbh and it would only contribute to stigma surrounding that.
Invalid run. You went to the churches for sacred tears
Nah, atheists would love the tears of people in churches
As an atheist I can confirm I go to church to collect the tears of the religious.
@TrixyTrixter, your is ready, sir.
@@bungiecrimes7247 XD
i don’t think he’s playing as an r/atheism redditor
Reddit mods when the boss is called Godrick instead of Sciencerick
Oh, but if there was a God, it would be Rick from Rick and Morty, so I guess it's fine?
@@Raoul. Picklerick.
Oh my Science
This is a cool joke. I like it.
reddit atheists be on aniother level . bro i'm literally an atheist and a satanist and they talk too much about their atheism
Reddit mod realizes swinging a katana is very physically demanding, resorts instead to spamming magic from a safe distance and hiring monkeys and rotting corpses off fiverr
lore acurate.
Redditors having intelligence... Seems a touch far fetched.
@@spiderpsycho_8887they can have arcane tho
@@spiderpsycho_8887more believable than any other stat to be fair
@user-nx1wv2ws6r hmmm... I think it's a bit farfetched for them to have any shred of intelligence. Maybe vigor becuase of all that protective blubber?
Reddit mod killed the Draconic tree sentinel with how bad he smells wtf.
Lore accurate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the power of all the braps stored in this gamer chair
bro has kill aura without hacks
you should have kept the parts of Melina disappearing to really hammer home that she's just a figment of his imagination and no real woman would approach him
And Ranni did the same... Elden Ring is truly reddit game
@@FayeRantTheStrong Fia literally ends herself in the end, so that s also lore accurate.
@@seventyfour8256 or she is ended by your incel friend who couldn't get hugs from her
@@FayeRantTheStrongD even has his arms outstretched going "Where's my hug?" And whan he realized she doesn't like him he kills her. Very on brand.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
"reddit mods are people that..."
Whoa whoa, citation needed there buddy
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😂😂😂😂😂
@@seventyfour8256😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Reddit mod moment
Reddit mod when he have to fight Godskin Duo instead of ScienceSkin Duo
When the Serpent King want to devour the gods instead of devour science
Reddit mods when fighting the Rot Goddess instead of the Rot Sciencess:
Oh my Science!!
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Foreskin Duo*
He should get a scarlet rot aura so he can beat bosses with his gamer stench
Considering that the DLC literally has a weapon called "milady," he absolutely needs to use it in the follow-up
When I beat consort radahn I need to go back to the chest and write a message with the emote
@@coindog6336 you don't actually need to kill him, just get killed by the grab
@@TW-qw5zr Thanks for letting me know
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤
Reddit mod vs. a femboy and his bara boyfriend. What a legendary showdown.
Pointing downward on a fucking deer killed me
The Deer got killed by a overweigh Neckbeard that cant even handle his Katana let alone should be able to catch up to him. 10/10 well deserved point down
@@Tokogawa100 simply darwinism at work kehkehkeh 🤓
I don't get it. :(
@@bobbybkh1471 Pointing downward is something you do after PVP if you want to disrespect your opponent. That is the joke, basically, just him doing that to a pretty much harmless overworld enemy lol
@damienrobertson4356 thank you! I wouldn't have figured that out. D:
so accurate that he doesn't know how to use his katana
Spirit summons are reddit mod canon, they'd never get by without help from their fursonas
He needs a lot of fursonas 😂
Fr looking in the mirror and seeing the alpha wolf type shit
Nah, typically Reddit mods are antifur. You can't be posting cringe in their subreddit
@@jootersblaccat hypocrisy is a staple for reddit mods
@@warmwater9509yeah but the antifur stuff is a constant for them
surprised at the lack of moonveil, it's the weapon I imagine every redditor using
Requires Intelligence, something the Reddit mod is notorious for not having.
@@ZeroBeat1 Should have used it despite not having the requirements for it. Would have made it funnier.
@@thesnatcher3616 Thinking they're way smarter than they really are would be in-character for a Reddit mod.
@@ZeroBeat1 Exactly.
He leveled intelligence though...@@thesnatcher3616
Unrealistic. The Reddit mod had to go outside to accomplish any of this. He also had to talk to women, which as we all know causes Reddit mods to shut down and go catatonic.
Most based and scientifically accurate comment
can't wait for the discord mod run where you play as the same build except you're a groomer now
so you use spirit jellyfish ashes or smth?
The only difference is that you wear Mohg's robes.
@@s0LLagal Was gonna say this.
@@s0LLagalnah, side with miquella
Truest groomer of them all
decked out in full radahn armor as soon as possible for lore reasons
You should have disabled sneaking effectiveness because of the absolute nuke of a stench
Ackshually nah. He stink so bad everybody wants to get away from him or ignore it
@@SgtMjRomero Ah, makes sense
0:20 "Reddit mods are people..."
Are you sure?
Were*
Should have modded Torrent into one of those mobility scooters that are supposed to be for the elderly but you see plenty of **ahem** Americans of Girth, riding in Wal-Mart.
honestly I'm shocked you even got past maliketh, truly having the high intellect of a reddit mod carried this run. I'm gonna have to try out night sorceries if i ever get the itch to play elden ring again.
abracadabra you now have the itch to play elden ring again
TIPPING INTENSIFIES
"Hello M'lenia"
_tips head jar_
"Reddit mods are 'people'." Yeah, sure. And pigs soar through the sky with their graceful little pig wings.
15:07 Roderika is objectively the best waifu in these game! She gives you a little jellyfish and doesn’t ask you to commit fratricide for her!
Because of you someone is gonna a mod for this
> 10/10 cutie.
> Masters her craft to support you.
> Worries about your safety when dealing with the Dung Eater.
> Gives you her cloak so you'll remember her.
Glad to see someone else recognizes Rodricka's superiority
@@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades Ranni used to be a red head apparently, so yeah, Roderika is better, because she's was never a red head. Also the jellyfish is pretty nice, it poisons and tanks a lot)
@@QuaestorLgood point, Ranni is a confirmed soulstealer and thus cannot be best waifu. In fact, she should probably be killed before she sends us hollow...
@@theapexsurvivor9538 she does give us the fromsoft sword, but she's from the Radagon bloodline, therefore she's a ginger. But so is Radahn, and he's a cool guy, mastered Gravity Magic to keep his horse, are we sure he's a soulstealer too?
Rick, Soldier of god looks at him in sheer disappointment that the ones above let just about anyone try in sheer desperation to regain any form of order. He has seen countless others better than this "Thing" he calls perform much better in battle. Though admittedly, he commends it for at least for its persistence anything else is bad if not worse than any he encounters before. He looks within the thing's aura and was surprised that it bears no form of faith but somehow it is still blessed by Grace. He wonders again if this is the Order at its lowest to once have great expectations for those worthy to become Lord. Now even with the lowest expectations this "Thing" somehow managed to dig under the ground and still managed to set the barrel lower. As he fought and won against the "Thing" countless times he grew tired of having to deal with it and left. As he leaves he grabbed a random Soldier of Godrick and sets him at his place. Even that didn't work as the Soldier of Godrick still killed it effortlessly. Now annoyed for the first time in his life he greatly weakened the Soldier of Godrick to the point where a single breeze would defeat it and it barely worked as the "Thing" nearly died beating the now nerfed soldier. As the "Thing" finally leaves Rick thought to himself, "Why....just why did they even allowed that to roam the lands." Just then he disappears not wanting to deal with that "Thing" anymore.
Nice story but I ain’t reading allat
This is a fanfiction waiting to happen.
Or you already write that stuff.
;)
Made it up in one go
Very compelling story, 10/10
@@s0LLagal :)
Spirit summons? You mean science summons?
Weaponized schizophrenia
Correct, he don't believe in Fairy Tails!
nono its the indigenous peoples spirits not christian, therefor its fine and scientific and cultural and valid
@@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture
"erm here on Epstein island us redditors call that cultural appropriation"
Plausible reasons to invalidate the run:
First and foremost, Reddit mods don't touch grass(so you failed at the start pretty much).
Secondly, you shouldn't be allowed to roll or jump, you know, because his knees or back would shatter under that sort of pressure.
Thirdly, Reddit mods are cursed to be forever maidenless.
Fourthly, stealth is out of the question, the sheer stench of the Reddit mod should alert all enemies within a 100 foot radius of his presence, even further away if the enemies are in the same direction that the wind is blowing at.
Last but not least, Reddit mods have no friends with the exception of other Reddit mods, so no summons allowed.
If anyone else comes up with more reasons to invalidate the run, let me know.
In that case, would mimic tear be allowed?
@@woxic27 That would be his imaginary friend.....himself. Lol!
For the Discord mod video, you should have it so that your stamina is always draining while touching grass, and if your stamina reaches 0, it starts draining your mana, then health.
Can a gaming journalist beat Elden Ring: no lock on, no upgrading, no leveling relevant skills, has to fight every friendly npc, can't use torrent, can't fast travel, has to go to random bosses because they don't know how to follow the main story, no changing mixed physic
Ooh that would be a tough one!
should’ve always had shabriri’s woe on to simulate the stench
0:04 i thought they worshipped big chungus
Big chungus in big 24 is wild
@@Fortniteballlover i saw a starter pack on reddit that implies redditors either worship chungus or keanu
Referring to the Godskins as Chub and Chaser made me visibly wince, well done. An excellent playthrough.
BRO i fkn love your commentary. Just normal stuff and out of nowhere the "sin is not real god is not real" stuff. Bruh im dying (of mountain dew overdose)
25:50 What happend reddit mod, did those fairy tails kick your ass?
Send this to someone who hasn’t played Elden Ring before
I haven't.
i haven't
I have never played Elden Ring so there you go
Send it to someone who hasn't beaten Elden Ring before. A Reddit mod.
I haven’t.
TIL where “maidenless” came from in context (I think?)
Should've gone to the three fingers to make melina hate you for that touch of realism
Reddit mods are already in the game, they're called godskin nobles.
They‘re godskins though and not atheistskins
Mohg is a discord moderator, change my mind.
@@Venezelosthey wear the skin of gods they killed, seems like it’s the perfect amount of safe edgy for a reddit mod.
@@TheArbiter1721except that’s not even true, in the windmill village there’s evidence of a mass genocide that resulted in the deaths of dozens of skinless people, there is only one god: the elden beast that lives vicariously through Marika/radagon
@@dorugoramon0518you better take that back now, he beat the allegations
The fanged imps are your discord kittens
underrated comment
@@jarodzahn6635 real
25:00 idk if it was serious or in the discord mod character, but when you kill maliket the rune of death its free that means that now all the people in land between can die, before they weren't able to because marika somewhat "banned" the death, but with the sacrifice that maliket did trasforming his rune to his blade when you kill him the erdtree can now start actually dying for the melina sacrfice so you can enter on his inside
can't wait for the discord mod and caseoh vids
"Why are you cosplaying a Godskin Noble?" Yep, you're banned.
@@bigslappy823 "Can give Anastesha, tarnished eater obesity into a heart failure" BAN THAT GUY!!
"The Elden Beast is not real" Made me grin deviously 😂
2:12 Well of course a reddit mod for r/Atheism would never be able to defeat the almighty "Rick soldier of God" on the first attempt.
Woah, Reddit mods are "people"? I'm not even 30 seconds in, at least fact check your videos before uploading them
the sheer amount of shrekbeard content this form exudes is impressive, 8.3 fedoras out of the bmi of the average moderator
>claims to have studied the blade
>doesnt start with the stats to use a katana
Seluvis is a reddit Mod. Acts all arogant and shit, but when you meet him face to face he licks your boots.
15:44 “where do you think you’re going buddy?” ahh tree sentinel
7:10 Reddit mod defeated by Reddit admin
this run is clearly fiction. a mod going outside is like finding a unicorn.
Now I gotta check if there’s a mod that changes torrent into a gamer chair
Turn the flasks into gamersups
Wholesome, genera defining, fact checked and the science approved, Fauci approved, Gem
This guy escaped from an NIH lab fosho
Heckin' gender affirming, m'gentlesir!
Keanu chungus 100 beautiful xister
Btw with the rune of death, the elden ring is essentially the laws of nature. Needing to breathe is part of the elden ring. Gravity is part of the elden ring (technically). Destined death is the very concept of death. When you’re stabbed and stay dead, it’s because destined death is part of the elden ring. Nothing stays dead and that’s because way before the events of the game, or even the events that kick off what happens in the game (the shattering and subsequent civil war), Marika removed destined death from the elden ring and gave it to Maliketh. You killing Maliketh is you returning the concept of true death back to the lands between. And since every being there is subject to the effects of the elden ring, destined death also effects Marika, Radagon, and even the elden beast. If you challenged them before you felled Maliketh, they would simply get back up after the fight and keep doing what they do
Thanks! That's a very clear way of explaining it!
GAnything Godrick related is a moral conflict.
"God", so an enemy of the people, but "Rick", so inspiration and literally me
As pathetic and hilarious the reddit mod is, I find him wierdly endearing. He's out here completely hopeless and out of shape, doggedly fighting against countless monstrosities, determined to prove the greater will isn't real. All reddit mods should aspire to be him.
You gain a 100% boost to attack damage when in, near, or looking at a fort at night, however as part of the challenge you have to go into a blind rage and immediately charge at any potential targets the moment they enter your field of view.
4:25 I love how this looks like he trips and falls
Reddit Mod couldn't beat God on his own, but now he has the assistance of a goat-horse creature. Torrent should give him the movement speed (and ability to jump) that will allow him to deal with the previously undodgable attacks.
Yeah, this is now possible with the addition of torrent in the elden beast fight, I'm pretty sure!
I'm surprised he didn't become a normal person the moment he stepped on grass.
Change like that won't happen in an instant. It'll take at least two seasons of your average Isekai for him to change for the better.
00:09 smoothest fat roll ever recorded
I can only imagine the relief going back to a normal character after this playthrough.
It was so freeing to go back to normal!
17:33 He ain't weeb or reddit mod, just a man with the same mental issues that Anatoly Moskvin has (had?). Mr. Moskvin is (was?) a pretty promising scientist, but has/d a scary hobby of digging out female bodies and turning them into dolls - this is just how much he wanted to have a family
Wow thanks for ruining my day
@@briggy4359 Обращайся!
@@briggy4359 Thanks for respond, our opinions really matter to us
DLC run next, please. Now that we have the "Milady" 😄
I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm already dead 😭That being said, the Pokemon music, specifically the Hoenn region, is giving me some really, really good nostalgia vibes. Hoenn is my favorite region and contains my favorite Pokemon of all time. Rayquaza. This man's videos hit every time.
If you wanted to make it realistic, you character should have tryed to talk to every woman in the game in a sexual way and when turned down, he should have gotten pissed off, thrown away any item they gave him and gotten +2 movement speed for about 60 seconds.
Honestly I'm always so sad that Fedora's have had their look and reputation ruined by Bronies, r/Atheism users, Reddit mods, Discord mods, "Nice" guys etc because I actually really like how they look but if I wear one it's basically putting a giant sign on me that says "IF YOU ARE A WOMAN DO NOT APPROACH ME!"
The main weapon is that one called "Milady"
No don’t ruin that weapon for me
Yeah don't ruin that thing, that whole weapon class is awesome, and wing stance, atleast the start of it, is atleast somewhat historically accurate, and if you pause and delay combos, the sword actually goes into guards that were used historically...it doesn't actually block or counter, but it'd be cool if you could go from a guard stance into a counter attack.
No Reddit mod would have the grace for such a weapon.
Any LGS is automatically impossible for them to wield
But guys
That'd only make it all the more HILARIOUS to see it!
Couldn’t you have waited like a day! To use the “milady” sword?!?! (I have no idea how mods work other than like making characters more attractive and not fat)
Ranni lovers when they realise she is made of corpses
Even better
@@janitordel6296 the munting meta
Necrophilia? *NOOO!!!*
@@Ostr0 'Akshually you have to scientifically prove to me that necrophilia is immoral.'
Corpses? Where did the wires come from?
Not all people with eczema are reddit mods, remember that people. Some of us have actual normal social skills.
i had a roommate like this
i can confirm the smell does damage
I’m surprised Skum hasn’t done this already you got yourself a like
You should’ve made the spirit summons like a reward for achieving “karma” so like you’d get access to a new spirit summon every time you beat a remembrance or something
Oh boy, here we go. The video is only 7 minutes old and it is time for some fun.
“Milicent is best waifu”
Counter point, Nepheli Loux and her 6 pack abs.
Based
@@InvisibleMan-tb8ke And muscle pilled
>when it's the soldier of GODrick and not the soldier of sciencerick
Basically playing Elden Ring with the Dark Souls Remastered player character
It's "Eggs-eh-muh".
Yup, I definitely pronounced it wrong
Sounds like a harry potter spell
s-tier video, W upload, this should get you 1 mil subs.
Finally, a protagonist that represents me.
You should re-do this video with the Milady lol
Excellent idea M'lady ;)
Watching slowed down reddit mod stumble as he falls is so cathartic
This is a really entertaining and well made video. I haven’t watched your other content but this is just a good Elden ring video
@13:00 perfect montage hahahaha I feel like the Pokémon music is so fitting it almost feels diegetic.
ranni be caked up
"Reddit mods are people"
Citation needed.
Torent is banned because the reddit mod would crush him instantly
It took me halfway through the video to realize the mimic would have been completely useless
16:57 “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
7:11 Fear me, Reddit Mod! Thou hast met they match!
The point down after every kill was so funny😭😭
I had the signature redditor's spite haha
Reddit mod when he finds a ghost glovewort and not a science glovewort:
Bold of you to play this without the trench coat. Because we all know that's the true armor of a reddit mod and the run would have been too easy with it.
Here's an idea: What if you tried to beat Minecraft as someone with anorexia? I feel like it'd be funny to go from "extremely overweight challenge run" to "extremely underweight challenge run"
Anorexia is depressing and seeing wXmen that are literal skinwalkers after "they" found out how to finally become a real one, a skeleton wearing a humansuit is just scary sad and depressing. Its even more terrifying when you notice the hip&skull shape realizing that the skeleton inside. It sold its soul to a necromancer for its deepest desire in life, and is now running around in the flesh&a specific person it always wanted to be .
Tl;dr anorexia is bad m'kay and it might also even be daemonic. Dont enable or laugh at it thats bad m;kay real bad.
@@Yostuba you had me at the first part but then you lost me at the end
@@cheesemanmaster Once they censored women I was lost
@@YostubaAnoxeria is just very low fat and muscle mass it's bad but you added unnecessary stuff
Anorexia is a serious eating disorder. Ppl literally die from that shit, I don't think that'd be funny tbh and it would only contribute to stigma surrounding that.
Funny thing is George R.R. Martin himself is somewhat of a reddit mod
These comments are everything I'd hoped they would be. Thank you youtube for blessing me with this video.
Love the Gen 3 music in the background
AH! I remember that music at the beginning! I loved that game! My favorite in the series! Oh, the memories that brought back!
Amazing as always
It's a good idea. I wonder if we will see adventures of mods in other from software games
It would be a missed opportunity not to use the ‘milady’ greatsword for the dlc
Bro please do a reddit mod beating terraria
Ooh this would be fun, I love terraria!
@@troglodyte480the fedora is already an item in Terraria. It was made for you
The fact that hes wearing almost nothing but the ground still shakes he rolls is just cherries