Make a version for Clinically online Twitter users. -You get a speed boost when hitting an enemy but you can easily get one shot by any enemy since most Twitter users only attack people but they crumbled when they get attacked back. -Since they are very sensitive they can only walk in soft blocks like Grass (I doubt they even go outside), Wool, or Glass so they can make their own Glass echo chamber. -Since Twitter users don't like facts or information that is correct, their crafting is randomize since they want to be quirky and unique with no personalities at all.
I got an idea, can you beat minecraft as a PETA employee (not allowed to use mob drops, weaker/softer, not allowed to kill or eat animals, and cannot domesticate/tame animals animals)
@@Spaceman0025I was thinking about adding that to the requirements, but I realize animals spawn infinitely, and knowing Troglodyte’s track record, he will do that anyway probably with a syringe item
You can kill animal but you can't eat or touch them. Edit: And make them 1.5 block only able to jump 0.5 blocks and skinny so they will takeless damage from falls but running for too long will damage you and you need to wash or youll die
You might think that the moderators are the bad guys for slaughtering the entire village, but if you were media literate you would realize that they were actually the good guys.
Have the reddit & discord mod venture out to a woodland Mansion, Ocean Monument, and nether ruins. They gotta Loot the entirety of those three places to win the challenge. If you're feeling extra special, have the two mods take on a raid, unless the villagers are mean to you, then let the raiders kill them & take over the village.
Here's idea for the next video: "Can You Beat Minecraft as a 4Channer" 4Channer perks and characteristics: -Can't touch grass (obviously) -sunlight burns you -water damages you (since everyone knows 4channers hate baths and hygiene) -every couple of time intervals, you have to say a racist/sexist/transphobic slur (censored in your case), otherwise your un-empathetic, vile human indecency will build up and manifest as toxins, instantly killing you -you deal 2x the damage to all mobs except for white colored mobs (i.e. golems, sheep, regular skeletons and strays), which receive 1/2 the damage *Bonus 3x damage to all brown and black colored mobs (i.e. endermen, wither skeletons, villagers, cows/brown mooshrooms, wardens etc.)
Replace the last two with: >2x Damage to Villagers, Illagers, and Witches >2.5x Damage to Endermen, Wither Skeletons, and Creepers >0.5x Damage to Skeletons and all tameable animals
Okay A. The best anime is airplane instruction videos from the 80's 2. The hoe is the tool which destroys sculk fastest (like how axes get wood fastest). However the leggings are because of an enchant added along with the ancient cities: Swift Sneak. Yes, everybody thought it would be on boots. The hoes can be used to quickly break the sculk sensor quicker, however the shriekers are what spawn the warden. the sensor simply lets the shriekers know that they hear something. there are less shriekers that sensors, so destroying the shriekers would be quicker. Which the hoe does destroy quicker as well Finally, the warden is blind. and thus his sense of hearing and smelling is how he'll find you. The snowballs you found can be used the same way you used the bow, to distract the warden, but its a much cheaper alternative to arrows. I hope this helps
Wow the warden and deep dark are much more intentionally designed than I thought. I figured the pants were random and the snow was there cause it's cold deep underground.
@@wtgkanp2431 they put a lot of thought into the deep dark! like, the wool paths leading everywhere. wool muffles sound & makes it so you can more easily traverse! there's also a huge portal in every city, with a ton of stuff underneath hinting that the ancient civilization was trying to ignite the portal!
It has to be the best structure in the game in my opinion. The snow is there because there is an ice room, and it is most likely there to teach the player how to distract The Warden with snowballs. Since every structure is also a tutorial in a subtle way.@@lexonlexcrime
Can you do the caseoh mod? -Has to eat a tremendous amount of food at least 10 steaks in order to be full hunger -Can eat almost any mob (can’t eat the ender dragon cuz yes) -You need to craft with diamonds blocks in order to make a big enough armor for him -Slow -Mobs can roast you for being obese which you could possibly ban them -Can roll over to travel faster -Can’t touch grass -Jumping causes a shockwave where it can damage anything nearby -Any projectiles that are shot at him are negated( because he ate them) -Walking can cause the ground to shake - Falling from tall heights will cause giant craters or tsunamis if in water -Grows bigger for the amount of food eaten too much food
Next up, make a NEET playthrough. Spawns in mommy's basement, any water (rain, potions etc.) kills him, cannot move anywhere without his anime body pillow and requires the minimum of a stack of tendies per day to survive!
Love the Mirror B theme that you used during your death montage. Also, the reason the Ancient City gave you hoes is because the tentacle blocks that you thought summoned the Warden are technically plants, so hoes mine them faster than pickaxes or axes. The Ancient City gave you leggings because leggings are the only armor piece that is compatible with the "Swift Sneak" enchantment. Swift Sneak makes your crouch speed much faster, to the point that you could crouch as fast as normal walking speed. This is meant to assist you in raiding an Ancient city, since the tentacle blocks and the Warden won't hear you while crouching. By the way, the tentacles aren't summoning the warden, the scary blocks with the void hole in them is summoning him.
Twitter User: - Can’t touch grass (obviously) - Crafting Recipes are randomized (because facts don’t matter as its “seems” true also because it makes you quirky) - Punching Any brown/black entity kills you instantly (you don’t wanna get cancelled) - Takes Twice as much damage as normal - Can’t run (because making people exercise is fatphobic) -
I do wonder though, how can a person *devolve* into a mod. No fun, no talent, no skill. They're, like, genetically and physically 99% the same as anyone else, like how do they manage it??
"Can Catgirl beat Minecraft" - Every mob is a simp (except sigma FBI Agent, Warden, Wither or Enderdragon), and get easily attracted to you (even aquatic mob go out of water) - Due to attractiveness crossing the line, it inflicts big damage due to gentle touch from attracting simps mob - Zombie or skeleton variants are FBI Agents having immune to burn, 4x walking speed/shooting delay, 10x more health and 5x more damage - You hate GRASS! and WATER!!! if you touch it YOU DIE! - If you see a Little version of mobs (example: Baby zombie, baby villager) keep looking (till it dies) otherwise YOU DIE!!! - you as catgirl can automatically send stupid message on chat, that'll impact your sanity (real life)
An idea would be the twitter mod (Idea by Chuck Nasty) which has a meter that fills every time you kill a mob, cut down a tree, steal stuff from a village etc. Which would be the cancel meter. Once it fills, the game crashes and the world becomes unplayable
Make the reddit moderator and discord moderator go at war with each other. Who ever can capture the most amount of kittens will be the ultimate moderator.
Also, in case you weren't sure why the hoes were the only tools you found: hoes are meant to be able to mine the skulk blocks (as well as a curious assortment of other blocks, like hay). I mention this because I saw you mining the skulk sensors with a pickaxe.
Idea:Beat The Game As A Clown Characteristics: -Makes Terrible Jokes Which Make Up To 3 Mobs Around Them Explode Of Laughter -Has A Toy Hammer -Clown Car Makes You Go 3x Faster -Chickens Are Racist And Attack Clowns -Wardens Are Scared Of Clowns And Run Away
I have a challenge idea, can you beat minecraft as a Raccoon, Raccoons are unable to use tools or armor, walk on all fours resulting in some blocks being too big, water will cause you to sink from swimming too much becasue raccoons are really fat and get exausted easily, you can climb almost any surface includong stone because Raccoons are amazing climbers, you have to eat alot because raccoons are naturally very hungry critters
Now that the mace has been added with it's fall mechanic, I think it would be funny for these big bois to hit like ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇if they fall from a certain height.
idea: gmod DARKRP admin - Cant survive near villagers - Has a physgun for an arm - The powertrip attribute causes darkrp admins to rage too hard if you fight for too long, causing death - Water slowly damages you, you cant eat any food other than pies/stews, and meat
Try doing a miltary challange, with zombies being unarmed natzies, wither skeltons being natzies with knives, and skeltons are armed natzies. that would be fun 2 watch.
I think it would help for you to have some sort of a stamina bar to know if you're near a heart attack i imagine it must be very frustrating to die when you thought you could break an extra block
Make an addition to these mods for a future video, mod but you can work out and eat less (change the hunger mechanic to be able to use the excess fat) and become fit
23:10 so basically, im too tired to write the entire minecraft backstory, but the reason why you find hoes there is because you can break sculk faster with hoes and the ancient builders (the lost civilization who built the structures) tried to defend their city from it being infected with sculk, so they used hoes to defend themselves & their underground city.
an you beat minecraft as a tf2 player? -can’t look above straight, tf2 players *NEVER* look up -has to press E or a rebind for it at least every 10 seconds (MEEeeEeEeEeEDiC) -has to laugh at anything remotely funny using a taunt which freezes you in place for 7 seconds but puts you in 3rd person -melee weapons (eg axe or sword, even fist) have a 60% chance to do 3x as damage (random crits) -bows can headshot and on headshot deal 3x damage, the hitbox for the headshot is massive (huntsman hitboxes)
i though it would be cool if you add extra hp to the boys, caus damn they have a lot of fat in their bodies. basically you need to cut through fat a lot to get their inners to critical injure them. and then add something like a guts berserker's longass sword to cut mods easier in pvp
You should mod the hostile mods to look like FBI agents coming after them for their "3000" year old gf lol
I thought about modding the pillagers to be the police, coming after me for my crimes against children
@@troglodyte480lmao
The FBI would probably join them.
@@troglodyte480 You can always mod the baby villagers and baby zombies to flee in terror at the sight of the reddit/discord moderators
@@troglodyte480 Pillagers are FBI, common mobs like zombies should be the police
Rain should hurt (Reddit and Discord mods have a strong aversion to showers)
69 likes
@@tysonwong968not anymore
Ah yes, 2 big bois vs 1 bigger boi
The difference is that 2 of them are pure fat, while the other is pure muscle.
@@percyjackson3311 lol
didn't you mean 1 big boi vs 2 bigger bois?
Unrealistic, reddit/discord mods dont have friends. Unsubscribed
It was just a hypothetical scenario if they had a friend
@@Griefing594 woah, thats possible?
Idk, it’s just what would happen if they had a friend, which will likely never happen lol
@@Griefing594
Really pushing the boundaries of human psychology there.
Simply speaking WOW!
Lol
Make a version for Clinically online Twitter users.
-You get a speed boost when hitting an enemy but you can easily get one shot by any enemy since most Twitter users only attack people but they crumbled when they get attacked back.
-Since they are very sensitive they can only walk in soft blocks like Grass (I doubt they even go outside), Wool, or Glass so they can make their own Glass echo chamber.
-Since Twitter users don't like facts or information that is correct, their crafting is randomize since they want to be quirky and unique with no personalities at all.
And you can't attack Endermen because that's racist.
lmao do this one
you also play as a queer blue haired woman
@@LadyOfTheNight. "woman"
Make damage half health, if we get one tapped that'd just be annoying, but half health is sensitive enough to still be challenging.
I got an idea, can you beat minecraft as a PETA employee (not allowed to use mob drops, weaker/softer, not allowed to kill or eat animals, and cannot domesticate/tame animals animals)
to be realistic you have to help (kill) every animal you see
@@Spaceman0025I was thinking about adding that to the requirements, but I realize animals spawn infinitely, and knowing Troglodyte’s track record, he will do that anyway probably with a syringe item
sounds great until you realise the absolute hellstorm that will be when there's a bunch of mobs on your ass and you still cant kill them
You can kill animal but you can't eat or touch them.
Edit: And make them 1.5 block only able to jump 0.5 blocks and skinny so they will takeless damage from falls but running for too long will damage you and you need to wash or youll die
@@esh2427 peta do kill animal so i think it should be allowed but you can let their hit box touch yours.
You might think that the moderators are the bad guys for slaughtering the entire village, but if you were media literate you would realize that they were actually the good guys.
The most unrealistic part of this is that moderators dont immediately die having consumed vegetables
Have the reddit & discord mod venture out to a woodland Mansion, Ocean Monument, and nether ruins. They gotta Loot the entirety of those three places to win the challenge. If you're feeling extra special, have the two mods take on a raid, unless the villagers are mean to you, then let the raiders kill them & take over the village.
Ooh this is a fun idea. Also allows for more villager experiments 😈
who would've guessed a survival game isn't fit for largely sized people? Seems pretty fatatata-phobic to me.
Here's idea for the next video:
"Can You Beat Minecraft as a 4Channer"
4Channer perks and characteristics:
-Can't touch grass (obviously)
-sunlight burns you
-water damages you (since everyone knows 4channers hate baths and hygiene)
-every couple of time intervals, you have to say a racist/sexist/transphobic slur (censored in your case), otherwise your un-empathetic, vile human indecency will build up and manifest as toxins, instantly killing you
-you deal 2x the damage to all mobs except for white colored mobs (i.e. golems, sheep, regular skeletons and strays), which receive 1/2 the damage
*Bonus 3x damage to all brown and black colored mobs (i.e. endermen, wither skeletons, villagers, cows/brown mooshrooms, wardens etc.)
Hilarious idea!
@@troglodyte480make it so if you enter a boat it sinks and if you ride an entity you flatten it
Replace the last two with:
>2x Damage to Villagers, Illagers, and Witches
>2.5x Damage to Endermen, Wither Skeletons, and Creepers
>0.5x Damage to Skeletons and all tameable animals
Also have being around green frogs passively heal or buff you. 4chan loves Pepe.
Characteristic 4 is too me
I’m surprised the warden didn’t die from the smell
Top 10 anime crossovers (Still need Discord vs Reddit duel tho)
Now we just need them to collab with Veggietales…
Okay
A. The best anime is airplane instruction videos from the 80's
2. The hoe is the tool which destroys sculk fastest (like how axes get wood fastest). However the leggings are because of an enchant added along with the ancient cities: Swift Sneak. Yes, everybody thought it would be on boots. The hoes can be used to quickly break the sculk sensor quicker, however the shriekers are what spawn the warden. the sensor simply lets the shriekers know that they hear something. there are less shriekers that sensors, so destroying the shriekers would be quicker. Which the hoe does destroy quicker as well
Finally, the warden is blind. and thus his sense of hearing and smelling is how he'll find you. The snowballs you found can be used the same way you used the bow, to distract the warden, but its a much cheaper alternative to arrows.
I hope this helps
I disagree. Super Mario Bros. Super Show is the best anime. Especially the Portugal dub, because it has no censorship,
I also disagree because
1: Discord/reddit mods get no hoes
2: Using snowballs requires touching water
Wow the warden and deep dark are much more intentionally designed than I thought. I figured the pants were random and the snow was there cause it's cold deep underground.
@@wtgkanp2431 they put a lot of thought into the deep dark! like, the wool paths leading everywhere. wool muffles sound & makes it so you can more easily traverse! there's also a huge portal in every city, with a ton of stuff underneath hinting that the ancient civilization was trying to ignite the portal!
It has to be the best structure in the game in my opinion. The snow is there because there is an ice room, and it is most likely there to teach the player how to distract The Warden with snowballs. Since every structure is also a tutorial in a subtle way.@@lexonlexcrime
The way you killed the warden was literally using alt accounts
Unrealistic, Reddit Mods would never like something like Veggietales, there’s not enough wholesome 100 Chonkers in there.
You should do caseoh where every step destroys a random chunk in the world and mobs are naturally gravitated towards him
If CaseOh was a nobleman, would he be "Sir Cumference"?
02:58 had me crying laughing for 3 minutes
Can you do the caseoh mod?
-Has to eat a tremendous amount of food at least 10 steaks in order to be full hunger
-Can eat almost any mob (can’t eat the ender dragon cuz yes)
-You need to craft with diamonds blocks in order to make a big enough armor for him
-Slow
-Mobs can roast you for being obese which you could possibly ban them
-Can roll over to travel faster
-Can’t touch grass
-Jumping causes a shockwave where it can damage anything nearby
-Any projectiles that are shot at him are negated( because he ate them)
-Walking can cause the ground to shake
- Falling from tall heights will cause giant craters or tsunamis if in water
-Grows bigger for the amount of food eaten too much food
Next up, make a NEET playthrough. Spawns in mommy's basement, any water (rain, potions etc.) kills him, cannot move anywhere without his anime body pillow and requires the minimum of a stack of tendies per day to survive!
Oh nah a anime body pillow?!
Make any ridden animal die from the sheer weight, and drop the saddle along with its regular drops.
Love the Mirror B theme that you used during your death montage. Also, the reason the Ancient City gave you hoes is because the tentacle blocks that you thought summoned the Warden are technically plants, so hoes mine them faster than pickaxes or axes. The Ancient City gave you leggings because leggings are the only armor piece that is compatible with the "Swift Sneak" enchantment. Swift Sneak makes your crouch speed much faster, to the point that you could crouch as fast as normal walking speed. This is meant to assist you in raiding an Ancient city, since the tentacle blocks and the Warden won't hear you while crouching. By the way, the tentacles aren't summoning the warden, the scary blocks with the void hole in them is summoning him.
Just subbed about a week ago, the content is so unique and creative, even for a platform such as minecraft, also it's f*ing hilarious, keep going bro.
Veggietales is the best anime cause Larry the Cucumber is dummy thicc
-1 internets because you didn't use an AI cover of the villager singing a sad song like "how could this happen to me"
Ooh that would've been funny
@@troglodyte480 I'm better than AI, if you need a headache inducing flood of ideas, let me know.
Twitter User:
- Can’t touch grass (obviously)
- Crafting Recipes are randomized (because facts don’t matter as its “seems” true also because it makes you quirky)
- Punching Any brown/black entity kills you instantly (you don’t wanna get cancelled)
- Takes Twice as much damage as normal
- Can’t run (because making people exercise is fatphobic)
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King of the Hill is the best anime. I'd watch it directly after Inuyasha.
“Pocket sand!!!”
I do wonder though, how can a person *devolve* into a mod. No fun, no talent, no skill. They're, like, genetically and physically 99% the same as anyone else, like how do they manage it??
One of the questions science can't yet answer.
Ipad at age 5
A discord mod and reddit mod is a seperate human sub-species the Homo Discordicus and Homo Redditus
@@Indian_Tovarisch Both descended from the same genus Homo Demens
They're basically the answer to the nature vs nurture question
The duo we didn’t want, but never knew we needed
i need a series from these two being mods.
This was too funny. The discords mod crack made me laugh a lil bit too much
I love this series with the extra large eating needing
2 big Chonkers vs 1 beefy Juicer
missing member of the terminally online dream team: the 4chan Janny
10+ Villager Torture Machines in your next Video, its easy and funny content and might fit these trippy Characters. Also I enjoyed your Duo
5:25 Discord and Reddit mods enjoying their favorite pastime:
The gale of darkness/colusseum ost is a nice touch
"Can Catgirl beat Minecraft"
- Every mob is a simp (except sigma FBI Agent, Warden, Wither or Enderdragon), and get easily attracted to you (even aquatic mob go out of water)
- Due to attractiveness crossing the line, it inflicts big damage due to gentle touch from attracting simps mob
- Zombie or skeleton variants are FBI Agents having immune to burn, 4x walking speed/shooting delay, 10x more health and 5x more damage
- You hate GRASS! and WATER!!! if you touch it YOU DIE!
- If you see a Little version of mobs (example: Baby zombie, baby villager) keep looking (till it dies) otherwise YOU DIE!!!
- you as catgirl can automatically send stupid message on chat, that'll impact your sanity (real life)
Yup definitely Pokémon music it was either XD Gail of darkness or Pokémon Colosseum
VeggieTales is absolute PEAK
PEAK!!
An idea would be the twitter mod (Idea by Chuck Nasty) which has a meter that fills every time you kill a mob, cut down a tree, steal stuff from a village etc. Which would be the cancel meter. Once it fills, the game crashes and the world becomes unplayable
Make the reddit moderator and discord moderator go at war with each other. Who ever can capture the most amount of kittens will be the ultimate moderator.
Also, in case you weren't sure why the hoes were the only tools you found: hoes are meant to be able to mine the skulk blocks (as well as a curious assortment of other blocks, like hay). I mention this because I saw you mining the skulk sensors with a pickaxe.
Thanks for the info!
@@troglodyte480 I think you might also like to know that you can use wool or carets to walk across the Deep Dark silently.
5:27 Discord and Reddit mods chasing a child, nothing new
i feel represented as a discord and reddit mod i tip my crown to you, respect
This video is so "FATATATPHOBICK!!!"
I found it amusing that when the enderman killed your discord mod friend in the beginning, it was holding a grass block.
8:00 the comedic timing on that was great
you should add a massive explosion and water removal effect upon jumping into it
i am ready for this glorious adventure
The discord mod's smell is so putrid, the warden projectile vommits so hard it becomes a hypersonic projectile.
Now this is minecraft content
You should build stairs in your mining tunnels so you don't have to jump up blocks when getting out, it also makes you go way faster
Idea:Beat The Game As A Clown
Characteristics:
-Makes Terrible Jokes Which Make Up To 3 Mobs Around Them Explode Of Laughter
-Has A Toy Hammer
-Clown Car Makes You Go 3x Faster
-Chickens Are Racist And Attack Clowns
-Wardens Are Scared Of Clowns And Run Away
i just found this channel dawg yall are funny asf keep up the good work😭
Thanks! We will try our best!
I love the TROG logo
You could have done the pig/carrot on a stick method I suppose...
Love the Pokémon colosseum music playing in the background
I have a challenge idea, can you beat minecraft as a Raccoon, Raccoons are unable to use tools or armor, walk on all fours resulting in some blocks being too big, water will cause you to sink from swimming too much becasue raccoons are really fat and get exausted easily, you can climb almost any surface includong stone because Raccoons are amazing climbers, you have to eat alot because raccoons are naturally very hungry critters
I found you just today, your ytc is pretty cool!
the moobs on that model are cursed as hell
4chan User should be More dangerous than Discord and redditor, It can scared every mob on sight but the Grass can instant killed upon touch
Now that the mace has been added with it's fall mechanic, I think it would be funny for these big bois to hit like ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇if they fall from a certain height.
The trilogy is complete
idea: gmod DARKRP admin
- Cant survive near villagers
- Has a physgun for an arm
- The powertrip attribute causes darkrp admins to rage too hard if you fight for too long, causing death
- Water slowly damages you, you cant eat any food other than pies/stews, and meat
they should start taking damage in the rain, because they never took a shower
Idea: one player plays as kitten and one player is mod, and the kitten must not get captured
lmfao. the T R O G watermark in the bottom right...
CaseOh moment.
Biggest crossover ever. Who knew discord mods and redditors could collaborate with others? Quite impressive!
CaseOh mod and/or CaseOh collab?
This is unrealistic because warden should be running in fear after smelling both a Reddit and discord mod.
Imagine that he added that when they try and ride horses, donkeys, camales, etc. That the poor animal dies instantly due to exastion 😭
Wait, why does the Reddit mod take damage from grass now? I thought only the Discord one was weak to grass.
Cus someone suggested it. I think it's actually more common for the reddit mods with the grass meme, or the joke started towards them first
0:23 THE WAY IT CROUCHES😭😭😭😭
Try doing a miltary challange, with zombies being unarmed natzies, wither skeltons being natzies with knives, and skeltons are armed natzies. that would be fun 2 watch.
Have the Reddit and Discord mods try to beat the Aether dungeons.
"Advanced size" wtf does that mean, the level delusion here is even greater than what I have.
When running, you should lose food VERY quickly. If you lose it all, you get a speed boost but you're way weaker
I think it would help for you to have some sort of a stamina bar to know if you're near a heart attack
i imagine it must be very frustrating to die when you thought you could break an extra block
the discord mod and reddit mod should raid an end city and try to fly elytras
"Whats the worst soda, and why is it sprite"
The only fan of sprite in the entire world *types furiously into the comment section*
Another Hilarious Banger!
The discord mod dimension is literally planet namek
They should add a feature where if a Reddit mod jumps from a high place and dies, it creates a large crater.
15k subs is robbery to your content
new sub G 💯
Welcome to the trog army
@@troglodyte480 thank you kind sir
I think a lot of minecraft content is boring or really obnoxious but I have really enjoyed your silly videos so far.
Do one of these videos where you are like 2x bigger, or something like that, your 2x stronger, 2x more health, you get the point, 2x stats
TROG KNOWS A WOMAN REAL??!!?!?!?1
Make an addition to these mods for a future video, mod but you can work out and eat less (change the hunger mechanic to be able to use the excess fat) and become fit
23:10 so basically, im too tired to write the entire minecraft backstory, but the reason why you find hoes there is because you can break sculk faster with hoes and the ancient builders (the lost civilization who built the structures) tried to defend their city from it being infected with sculk, so they used hoes to defend themselves & their underground city.
So uh... Will you release these mods for others to play with one day? 👀 They look very fun.
Have items orbit around you, like that one family guy
episode
Vincent probably loves correy in the house
an you beat minecraft as a tf2 player?
-can’t look above straight, tf2 players *NEVER* look up
-has to press E or a rebind for it at least every 10 seconds (MEEeeEeEeEeEDiC)
-has to laugh at anything remotely funny using a taunt which freezes you in place for 7 seconds but puts you in 3rd person
-melee weapons (eg axe or sword, even fist) have a 60% chance to do 3x as damage (random crits)
-bows can headshot and on headshot deal 3x damage, the hitbox for the headshot is massive (huntsman hitboxes)
i though it would be cool if you add extra hp to the boys, caus damn they have a lot of fat in their bodies. basically you need to cut through fat a lot to get their inners to critical injure them.
and then add something like a guts berserker's longass sword to cut mods easier in pvp
"Don't land on the pressure pl-" *splat*
sprite > any brown soda 7:06
grass hurting is so funny
should do minecraft as caseoh