Put some respect on the castle (Balatro)
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We're baloto guys, of course we don't know how to spell the game
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Imagine not knowing how to spell balalo
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@@747streamsSomeone say Lalo? Better Call Saul mentioned??
We're balatro guys, of course we subconsciously carbon date the video based on the stake progression
This guy knows bal(atro).
Fuck it we bald
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Yup went bald after all
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Vagabond & Green Joker on the same run. Certified NL classic
Only more iconic combo than egg and green joker is egg and misplays 😎
b.....balatro....guys......course we g......lob...otomies
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Constantly skipping the free Jumbo celestial pack is peak gameplay.
Then going over the vagabond cap and losing out on tarots lol
"Celestial packs? Where we're going we don't need... celestial packs"
I had physical reactions to him not opening the free celestial packs
Don't forget the mega 😭
0:37 when I’m riding my horse and I briefly forget how to command it forward
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Ryan's commentary in general is amazing. He's just a dude who's living life and has a way with words.
very apt way to put it
Starting a bit off with “IM NOT SAYING THERAPT DOESNT WORK” definitely has me piqued
As a former counselor, I was amused by this. Egg should definitely read The Four Agreements.
Or just be ha ha funni guy on internets.
We haven't even begun to pique
@@NerdtendoType A former counsellor
His best bits come after the most insane statements.
@@Nerdtendocause of this comment I listen to an hour long audio book just to disagree with 1/4th of his points.
12:35 it was him, officer! he's the one who cursed the canucks!
Was looking for a comment about the canucks 😂 checked after one of his previous episodes and saw the scores
46:27 when it's trivia night at the bar and the question is "What was Luke Skywalker's X-Wing Called?"
We are receding hairstyle guys, of course we are in denial about not being bald
We're NL guys, of course we'll watch a video even though we've already seen all the bits on the library
We're balatro guys, of course we post 3 hours later than normal
Mans was going through withdrawals
@@ladylad2763 I have other stuff to watch. Just a bit of a joke
@@Gorbgorbenson Ye ye I gotcha I was just trying to add to the joke
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1:00 Repetition is why therapy works, not just one and done.
NL skipping free celestial packs with astronomer hurt my soul
Me when discussing the career of Nathan Fillion
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Hello! I've been a professional seaman working on a variety of ships all over the world, including larger passengerboats, for the past 15 years. For about ten of those years I've been a designated smokediver with special security duties and have been in real situations where theres been a fire / other crisises onboard a ship. The past two years I've been working a second job as Assistant Instructor teaching fire safety at sea and running fullscale drills.
CRUISES ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING AND AN ABSOLUTE LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE FOR THE CREW IN CASE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS. They are safe enough and the chances nowadays that something bad is gonna happen are slim but the possibilty that something can go horribly wrong makes me stay away from them. @northernlion, AMA about my job, I know you are into that :D
0:28 Went bald btw, thanks for the advice
Also started hitting the gym, stay pegged fellow baldies
we are balatro guys, of course we do not do contractions
"Fuck it, we sell it to ruin vagabond anyway" cracked me up more than it should've
39:01 Me asking my lab partner about the newborn animal we discovered.
1:03:03 When I’m a Christian Bible author and I’m trying to think of compelling characters to set up the nativity of Bethlehem.
We’re, of course
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1:46 double my body dysmorphia and give it to the next guy
Of course we put things in the wrong order, we're balatro guys.
28:31 You explained my life motto of humor. This is gold.
It's so sick being Bald, everyone is constantly in awe at my raw power
The 3rd category for bot having an air frier is wanting one but not having the counter/storage space in your tiny apartment
1:02:42 me when i see a police officer
NL doubting his advice turning the proper dendrite them proceeding to turn the proper dendrite for me for an unrelated subject is why egg is goat
4:17 When your at the worst fruit tasting competition and the judge asks what fruit you want to try
Grima Wormtongue when Saruman says he is going to siege Helm's Deep
Man, Kate straight called out NL on the state of his office, that was pretty brutal
My son told me that "Dad drinks alot of his money" referencing my Mt. Dew addict. 4 months clean now.
A pervert walks into a bar 0:15
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4:18 Me when my friend has a couple too many pears in his possession
Anand to Svilder in the 1999 Linares chess tournament:
It's all hydrocarbons guy is goated
I got a better help ad and returned at 1:10 getting jumpscared by a psychic egg
they call her Mark Whaney because her head game is out of this world. 57:08
We're balatro guys, of course we comment before watching
Saw green joker first shop, turned it off lol
Me when I'm a Lord speaking to my lowly serfs:
Bro is madly in love with oops all sixes it did absolutely nothing for him yet he just loves to get to see it on his screen lmao
Burger historians:
"All we needed was one lucky card to pay out" - Man who played a steel card earlier in the round
we're balatro guys, of course we skip celestial packs with astronomer
Sock and Buskin has art too lewd for tube
succ and bussin
The family interactions are always so wholesome.
Throwing that run by just ignoring like 20 vaga triggers is peak NL.
Think the thing with cruises is when they go wrong, it’s catastrophic, never mind that more people probably get sick or die on non-cruise holidays, even accounting for the proportional difference. Sure, hundreds of thousands of people might have got sick from eating undercooked food whilst on holiday this year, but it definitely sticks in your head more when a few thousand get it all on the one ship.
Rip canuks
20:40 i feel sniped
I have to accept that I come for the commentary and not optimized gameplay
Castle with smeared joker goes off! Especially on low ante decks where u get extra discards.
first time ive seen NL be genuinely annoyed with Kate and deservedly so
we’re balatro guys of course we watch 30 seconds after posting
Castle in the title, green joker in the thumbnail. The type A thoughts started immediately, I'm cooked
24:05 actually so fucking true
"Canuks in 4" LuL
I like how this episode starts with a mental health guide 💯💯💯
Save it for Later is a song by Harvey Danger. rad folks.
We're balatro guys, of course we skip free celestial packs
Nls take on off kilter humor is soooo real I love him for that
another day, another green joker
We're balatro guys, of course we take green joker and lose on ante 7
5:42 greatest store of all time, we're passing up freebies now.
NO I MEANT I'M not a type .. hell I forgot which type of chatter is which. Egg's cooked though, that doesn't change.
we think we’re balatro bros therefore we are balatro bros
Astronomer into skipping free planet packs, NL the goat
3:32 I’m fucking dying at this lmao
That Toby Keith joke +100 holy shit thank you
I said hey, lets pick a random new balatro, enter the world's best rant at the start. Hit me like a truck dude wtf was he yapping on about
NL video title tells me to put respect on Castle. I haven't even finished the video but i did. Won the 4 joker run on purple stake. thank you castle. and NL too i guess.
Kate is more entertaining in 5 mins than the bald guy is in the whole video
I won my first Yellow Deck, orange stake with castle, ancient, smeared, joker and observatory perkeo, Jupiter and negative hanging Chad for good measure. Struggled for weeks and then beat final blind by 7m.
He isnt locked in even %20 in to the game he constantly forgets celestial packs
Green joker is becoming the Brimstone/Mom's knife of Balatro. I see it, I sleep 😴
Am I crazy or have I seen this and the last Balatro vid already......
I think he just keeps getting asked bald questions and it seems like it’s the same video LOL
Tank the baldness damage! 👍😆
I am once again asking for the discord link.
I see green joker in the thumbnail, I'm going to lose my mind
Some sage advice to start the video
Guys I have 3 questions:
1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
He hasn't mentioned Andrew in ages I think they broke up😢
@@fairy__novaactually some of Andrew’s old tweets were uncovered revealing him to be a raging homophobe so NL had to cut ties :/
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20:42 so unprompted
AI merged person that survives on energy.
Are you saying that’s what NL is?
2 cokes a day, wow. I can't imagine that. You guys are wilding over there on the other side of the pond.
Rookie numbers
BANE: OF COURSE we
16:29 duke leto atreides
for someone who advocates so much on green joker supremacy, he doesn't really play it that well with it...
NL saying "canucks in 3" over the oilers did not age well
no respect for brita? not a real hydrator I see
We're balatro guys, of couse we dont know "balatro" means joker in Latin.
45:54 Me halfway through Organic Chemistry
Loves green joker, skips hand every round for NO reason
My family still has a Brita pitcher (two, in fact, because we've moved several times and one of them was packed and we couldn't find it and bought another one), and my littlest brother just got one to take to college.
I open. I see green joker. I sleep
5:55 personally splash green joker synergy cannot be underestimated