Perhaps all we ever had was hope (Balatro)
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His rant at like 8:00 about how he's not scared to change it up being interrupted by himself repeating a bit he's beaten to death is sooo funny
1:16 Macklemore Thrift Shop: Take One
biden singing thrift shop
Simply put, our identity can be defined by our playership of the renowned indie classic, LocalThunk's "Balatro". It is therefore understandable that we would arrive at a film piece documenting this title, within the hour of its release.
Adding an additional two
Adding a plus 3 to the mult.
When discussing the form of videogame cinema, there are two types of consumers: one exists to enjoy the footage, and another exclaims how it could be better
@@GoblinWarif you would label the types of viewership as B and A, respectively, I would fall into the A category while viewing the actions of one Ryan Laternoux.
These balatro uploads the only thing keeping me going at this point tbh
soothe
That's what makes it so sad, bro!
then for the love of god dont stop watching them and we’ll keep hoping he continues to upload them just for you
Lock in bro
5:31 me instructing my fellow doctors to begin the surgery
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Huge +2
5:04 when you're playing balatro and youre trying to do a pair build
We're balatro guys, of course we level up mars and play full houses with kings
Were balatro guys of course we ignore the boss blind
Im like 200 hours in and I still forget to check the boss constantly lol
I usually remember to check it when I get to the game over screen
Botstraps build with 300$ in the bank? Yea let me set that shit to zero you you played your most played hand.
@@blaviken252 face card build? Let me disable that for you
0:16 rose to jack on the titanic
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5:14 me after I get rejected at the alterations shop onsite interview
0:06 me when me any my skate buddies see a cool spot on top of a building
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I pray for this amount of aura when I’m older and balding
Waiting for him to talk about fully conscious baby
That wild king riff off the dome was fucking generational. Holy shit.
I think crocs actually suck for gardening, they are easy to get blisters in and are also sort of fragile and can’t protect your toes from garden tools falling on them
steel toed crocs
+ if mulch gets in there, it aint easy to shake it out. Gotta take the whole thing off and shake it around. Flip flops dont have that kinda problem
Crocs are kitchen shoes only imo
I've never needed to protect my toes while gardening, barefoot all the way
14:47 me when I incorrectly recall the popular TH-cam channel that posts baseball video essays
Bro claims to live in Vancouver but makes jokes about seeing the sun.
0:35 "No, but I like to have fun... I like to have fun......" was way too real
I'm loving the witch joke arc we're getting over the course of several days
48:30 this is what a man sounds like, who is 100 okay with the fact that he is not tall
NL you are a beaming comfort food for my content hunger, thanks for being you ❤️
She diddly on my squat till i clarkson
... in the world!
I feel like she squats on my diddly would’ve worked better
we’re balatro guys of course all we have is hope
I for one loved wild king
26:20 never listen to anything apollo has to say ever
hi tomo
I'll be honest, I had no idea blueprint would copy the burglar
"Sunday is mother's day" this is information that would've been useful to me YESTERDAY
11:00 100% accurate. Children will snap you out of that shit ricky-tick.
children shouldn't be made to suffer the state of the world. i hate this idea of children as a spirutual commodity. you're all sick in the head
No?
I felt the pants rant so hard, absolutely right
On a deep level the 32/30 pants struggle is real
cool to learn from the Balatro wikipedia page that the dev was inspired by Luck be a Landlord. not my favorite roguelite of all time, but the inspiration is obvious and it seems like we owe Balatro's existence largely to it. so shout out Luck be a Landlord (and slay the spire, which inspired the controls of Balatro allegedly)
We’re balatro guys, of course we type, “we’re balatro guys” on every NL balatro video.
I’m a 38-36 Jean size and I have to exclusively order them online, I haven’t been able to find anything really in stores since I was 32-34 in like 9th grade
21:20 Me when I get raptured but I need to keep my paint deck run going
i think you put the wrong timestamp
@@idlegameplayer3756trueeee fan
oh we are, we are
Bro tried to recreate Jim Joker in the aggregate.
That 32 x 30 rant hit home in a big way.
Either learn to sew or buy the pants and takes them to a seamstress yourself, they'll turn them around in an hour usually.
We’re bathroom guys
This crew is good!
love balatro content from the egg joker
Sorry this might be type A chatter style banter, but "why is this run so bad" may be due to dropping obelisk instead of a decroded ramen
21:09 TIL 22:30 PEE PEE BREAK
Crazy to leave that in the video
5:27 really oswaldmaxxing
We're Balatro guys! Of course we take onyx agate and cut clubs!
I too am a 29x35, its impossible to find pants
Looks like the joke's on us!
Ty big bro,.....I mean it
okay okay okay dude, wheres my car reference LOL
I got to that point in life where I don't even know how old I am anymore and have to like count.
We are balatro guys of course we go to the bathroom every 2 minutes
I'm also 32x30 and its a pain in the ass to find pants
That's so weird cause that used to be THE SIZE.
5:32 what was the reasoning behind cutting two 7s when 7 was the only rank he had five copies of?
Type a chatter
Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes
So true about the pants
NL is the crocks dad, confirmed.
Spongebob is goated
2 likes with 0 views, he didn't fall off???
erm what the sigma! ! ! !
5:25 is this from anything??
I need to know this too. This phrase haunts my brain
15:20 Can someone explain the joker ordering to me?
the holographic card sharp is the only source of flat mult, and you want flat mult to go before xmult (which is every uncommon).
the onyx doesn't matter since its effect happens when the cards are scored, which is before any other joker happens.
I can look down on NL with my superior 1.77 😂
Tier list all balatro jokers ??
Im confused at why he discarded a full house when he had ramen like 46 mins in
I'm confused why he got rid of obelisk with higher potential xmult than ramen had left and then discarded like seven hands
18:00 pretty rude actually
man i have not been 32/30 since grade school. Where my 42/30s at????
5.7 is 5"8
29 36??? Wilt from fosters home lookin
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Just wear 34 x 30 or 36 x 30 and wear a belt
32x30 rant? +2
What is NL talking about at 1:12:45?
ooh he downloaded a game. I thought the context was before the freakout but it was after.
Something about the biofactor
"you need to have a child" parents stop being fucking narcs for 5 seconds jesus
You need to have a child
Throwing for content on the last one. Play two cards when you have splash joker??? Smh
Guys I have 3 questions:
1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
1. Tomo is his landlord. 2. Andrew is his wife 3. Mona Lisa is a popular brand of chili oil NL uses as body wash.
@@marcus187 ooooh, so close. The Mona Lisa chili oil is used for crotch grease when he's riding his stationary subscription trike.
There's an art to using Mona Lisa's chili oil
I have a 4th question, if I may.
4. What kind of mushrooms are you eating my bro?