My Senior Year Prank was great. So my school had a north wing and a west wing which were connected by a corridor that had doors leading out to senior parking. it was also the only place in the school where there were no cameras. we get there super early geared with a few tarps, 20 gallons of water in milk jugs, and 5 more milk jugs filled with soap. We enter the doors make the entire corridor a slip and slide exit through the doors and entered the school from the north end. We never got caught and there were students who were using it for fun. Half the faculty was confused why students were soaked. Meanwhile me and my friends trying to keep our faces amused but not so much that it tipped the teachers off to it being us. Love your content bro. Much Love
I like how he doesn't even bother removing watermarks on some images or looking for the same thing without watermarks haha! He really doesn't give a fucc about silly things. I like it
My guy I really hope you keep doing this, and not worry about the sub numbers right now. You are so fucking hilarious, and the videos are chefs kiss brother. Thank ya
Oh gods that little bit about your mother just made it perfect. I can just imagine her going angry mama bear on the principal and him trying to fend her off with the dildo. I dunno my brain goes to weird places sometimes
Bro I looker for my mom's money for weed when 13 and found a vibratory a 9 inch dildo and a box of bdsm shit and I may or may not of got a drill put holes in the top of the dildo stuck a bowl on it then called up my ex told her to tell my freind all pipes look like didk then I made him hit it (obv didn't work) he got mad af
went over to a friends house where i found out he had a few. I dont know what was more disturbing, the fact that he managed to shove the entire thing down his thoat, the fact that he handed it to me, the fact that he pulled out another one so we could sword fight with them, or the fact that i won the sword fight
I remembered this one time where on the last day before Christmas break, I brought a boombox into the library (schools hang out spot, the teachers try to enforce it to be quiet but we never listened) and started playing the Fat Boys and LL cool J on full blast. I was supposed to get expelled at the end of the semester but the dean told me to pack up my things instantly. Lets just say it caused a mess for the following months to come.
Got suspended in middle school because I used the sharp end of a broken plastic ruler to threaten one of those kids that said they were my friend but we're just there to annoy me. I had to take therapy a couple of years later to deal with my anger management and now I'm changed but my parents won't stfu about it.
i love watching your videos and then telling my friend all the stories, Sometimes i even leave your humor out so when he watches your videos he'll literally explode with laughter
Your mom complaining for a lighter sentence was hilarious 😂 my principal tried to suspend me for a week over some bullshit and my mom lost it at him. Was back in school the next day hahaha
Heres my Suspension Story. My childhood school would take christianity seriously. So one time i was mad because i got mad at the teacher for sending me out. While i was walking i said "What the hell" in shame. I went to the art teachers room. (Hes very strict) and stayed there for the rest of the day until Home time. The next day my teacher still didint want me in her class so she did the same thing she did the previous day. The grade below me had an art lesson and i had to sit next to the Art supplies so whenever they needed a Marker or Ruler or anything else they would giggle a bit. They would ask "Why are you here?" And id explain the story and they'd laugh even more. Break time came and I had to go to my class since the teacher went for his break in the teachers lounge. Whe. I came back, Everyone asked where I was. But I didnt say cause I'd thought the same thing would happen with the grade below. I thought I was in the clearm But after break he came back. But this time we didnt go to his room. We went to the principals office (I was supposed to go earlier in the morning but she had a meeting). We talked and she told me to go and right on one of those worksheets where you're supposed tk write what you did that now you're in trouble. But while i was in the Library writing that worksheet, They called my mom. My house is a 5 minute drive frim the school so when i was done. I saw her in the office. My mom, The principle and The class teacher had been talking for about 15 Minutes. After that, I was told to pack my stuff and Go home. And i did. I got a spanking and i was grounded. So yes, I got suspended for saying what the hell. To this day, i still hate the Art teacher.
bro you are my favorite youtuber, it feels unreal that you are such a small creator. First time that i saw your channel i thought you had at least 2 mil.
My buddy got his school evacuated back in the 90's. He saw the janitor office open and no one was inside. He had a spray of joke farts that were raunchy as fuck. He then opened the ventilation unit and dumped the whole spray can into the vents. He then went to class. 15-30 mins later, the whole school was smelling those toxic canned farts. The school did not know what it was closed, and the school thought they had a chemical leak and had to evacuate. He wasn't caught haha.
To be fair, he had his school filled with balls, had his desk taken to a field, had a dildo on it, probably be unbearably embarrassed about the whole situation, and got yelled at by a kid that started the whole thing just because of a couple of words, got complaints from his mom to cancel her sons punishment (the prank was cool and all but anyone would get punished for pulling that stuff), and the kid got no consequence whatsoever. So maybe give the principle a little slack because despite what offendingeverybody did being funny, that shit was still pretty petty and evil to a guy who doesn’t have time nor happiness to deal with crap like that.
i can confirm that the first thing you learnt from this is very true i mouthed off, insulted and flipped off a teacher so bad that i was the talk of my grade for a while. some peoples first impressions of me were that i swore at a piece of shit teacher. it was awesome
Bro my brother was watching this and I walked in right when you said "so I pop my trunk, take out the dildo". Im fucking dead. subscribing for sure your shit is so funny.
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My Senior Year Prank was great. So my school had a north wing and a west wing which were connected by a corridor that had doors leading out to senior parking. it was also the only place in the school where there were no cameras. we get there super early geared with a few tarps, 20 gallons of water in milk jugs, and 5 more milk jugs filled with soap. We enter the doors make the entire corridor a slip and slide exit through the doors and entered the school from the north end. We never got caught and there were students who were using it for fun. Half the faculty was confused why students were soaked. Meanwhile me and my friends trying to keep our faces amused but not so much that it tipped the teachers off to it being us. Love your content bro. Much Love
Bro how the heck did you get 2 day suspension for that! I got way worse for less worse then doing that lucky
This shit too funny finally someone not afraid of getting canceled and is just funny
I keep it real all the time Pineapple. Got more banger videos coming soon
Definitely my type of youtuber lol
DONT TALK BACK TO ME BOOOOOOOY
@@0ffendingeverybodyspeaking of pineapples I wonder if Mickey Mouse prefers pineapples or bowling pins as Butt plugs 💪😃👍
Bro's probably running from every twitter and tiktok girl rn
The way pedro said “boy” before whipping one of the boys😂
Lots of iiiiiii in dat boiiiii
b o o o o o o o o o i
Bruh pouring olive oil over the stairs and pulling the fire alarm is Soooo evil! 😂
It really is, please dont try it....unless you tag me in the video then its cool
🤣@@0ffendingeverybody
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou should’ve used vegetable oil.
thats going to get you Juvie, not a suspension
Are you kidding meee???? Olive oil is soo expensive
I love this guy, his humour is exactly what I’ve been missing in my TH-cam
I've watched all of your videos and so far I'm still not offended. I've certainly laughed my ass off a few times, though!
I'll work harder on the next ones to hopefully Trigger you AnimeKyle.
@@0ffendingeverybodyyeah same like when ya aint roasting Indians for whyyyyyyy
Lol
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"I don't see a wedding band on your finger. Doesn't look like anyone's f**king you" Pure Savage 😮
I don't hold back Steve
@@0ffendingeverybodydid you actually say that?
@@0ffendingeverybody😨
Based
I like how he doesn't even bother removing watermarks on some images or looking for the same thing without watermarks haha! He really doesn't give a fucc about silly things. I like it
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Wait- bro had to be interested enough to open the box and then finding the receipt 💀
You know I didn't think about that Gavin.
@@0ffendingeverybody 💀💀💀
I was gonna say that...
@@nicolahua1150Me too
Who knows maybe he was gonna put it to use
My guy I really hope you keep doing this, and not worry about the sub numbers right now. You are so fucking hilarious, and the videos are chefs kiss brother. Thank ya
Appreciate it Malachi. Got more bangers coming soon
1:03 HOW- JUST HOW?! 😭😭😭
I knew you'd appreciate that Jade
It actually isn't too hard. You can do this so long as the person you steal I from doesn't have the best memory and are quick
@@BIGTHANKSHEESHit sounds like I’m not the one for da job
Bro I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 😂
Appreciate the support 12pacc. Got more bangers coming soon
I would love to spend every minute of every day watching your videos, but some days I actually have to get stuff done.
I shall be here when you return Ikseras
4:07 painful plot twist
He just f€%ked up 🤣
Ong u a g and never fucking care bro u a real one
Appreciate it Aust. I keep it real 24 7
0:02 you gave my an idea thanks
what
Bart?
@@AhmedAhmed-vr6md I might be
1:44
bro just evaporated
Nice lol
4:39 funniest shit i ever saw
Haven't we all had a terrible experience with a dildo??
Oh gods that little bit about your mother just made it perfect. I can just imagine her going angry mama bear on the principal and him trying to fend her off with the dildo. I dunno my brain goes to weird places sometimes
Bro I looker for my mom's money for weed when 13 and found a vibratory a 9 inch dildo and a box of bdsm shit and I may or may not of got a drill put holes in the top of the dildo stuck a bowl on it then called up my ex told her to tell my freind all pipes look like didk then I made him hit it (obv didn't work) he got mad af
@dillan6188💀💀 Pedro is like a brown hitler😂
went over to a friends house where i found out he had a few. I dont know what was more disturbing, the fact that he managed to shove the entire thing down his thoat, the fact that he handed it to me, the fact that he pulled out another one so we could sword fight with them, or the fact that i won the sword fight
@@ItsMrFive💀💀💀💀
I remembered this one time where on the last day before Christmas break, I brought a boombox into the library (schools hang out spot, the teachers try to enforce it to be quiet but we never listened) and started playing the Fat Boys and LL cool J on full blast. I was supposed to get expelled at the end of the semester but the dean told me to pack up my things instantly. Lets just say it caused a mess for the following months to come.
Wow LL cool J. Talk about back in the day rappers. Also the library is where you go to learn. And Fat boys are dropping some great knowledge tips
This legend's videos are life lessons thank you for teaching me so much!
''pouring olive oil over the stairs and pulling the fire alarm'' *D O N T G I V E M E I D E A S*
4:51 is just crazy
0:31 Don’t talk back to me, BOY!!! *smacks whip* 😂😭
Got suspended in middle school because I used the sharp end of a broken plastic ruler to threaten one of those kids that said they were my friend but we're just there to annoy me. I had to take therapy a couple of years later to deal with my anger management and now I'm changed but my parents won't stfu about it.
... I think it's time to make them go away........ ;)
@keithbrown7685 no! They changed me for the better!
That Leo joke was a banger man, you have a talent for just slipping them in
This is my first video I watched on your channel and I’m already traumatized 4:56
@ 0:08 Bro💀😂
i love watching your videos and then telling my friend all the stories, Sometimes i even leave your humor out so when he watches your videos he'll literally explode with laughter
Lost the battle, won the war
Wait but why did he open the box 💀
You alway inspected the dildo to found out who did it
he wanted it
@@MaseDogg1234true
To look for evidence I suppose. Which he promptly found.
1:52 wait a minute HIROSHIMA BOMB
Look at the bomb on one of the guys co-
(You are banned)
I'm following in your giant footsteps, and you know what they say about big feet.
Giant Testicles
1:44 bro that guy despawned
Ngl , this dude is what happens of u let the intrusive thoughts win , and I'm all in for it
Wait when the receipt was inside the box how did the principal get it😳😳😳😳😳
He likes dlidos
I should’ve poured olive oil on the stairs instead of just pulling the fire alarm😭
Your biggest fan is back 😂
Lewis my man How are ya?
This man is apart of the future youtube animators goats i swear
lol been watching since you made your 6th video keep up the good work lol, good to see someone that is actually funny
Appreciate it Iron Madien. Got more bangers coming soon
Your mom complaining for a lighter sentence was hilarious 😂 my principal tried to suspend me for a week over some bullshit and my mom lost it at him. Was back in school the next day hahaha
That's what good moms are for. : )
most underrated animation youtuber
4:21 why did he sound like Rigby?
always love a new upload by you, your vids are awesome
Appreciate the support Kokoloers. Got more bangers coming soon
1:17 thats what she said
4:28 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👌
bro you are a literal menace, and im here for it
Heres my Suspension Story.
My childhood school would take christianity seriously. So one time i was mad because i got mad at the teacher for sending me out. While i was walking i said "What the hell" in shame. I went to the art teachers room. (Hes very strict) and stayed there for the rest of the day until Home time. The next day my teacher still didint want me in her class so she did the same thing she did the previous day. The grade below me had an art lesson and i had to sit next to the Art supplies so whenever they needed a Marker or Ruler or anything else they would giggle a bit. They would ask "Why are you here?" And id explain the story and they'd laugh even more. Break time came and I had to go to my class since the teacher went for his break in the teachers lounge. Whe. I came back, Everyone asked where I was. But I didnt say cause I'd thought the same thing would happen with the grade below. I thought I was in the clearm But after break he came back. But this time we didnt go to his room. We went to the principals office (I was supposed to go earlier in the morning but she had a meeting). We talked and she told me to go and right on one of those worksheets where you're supposed tk write what you did that now you're in trouble. But while i was in the Library writing that worksheet, They called my mom. My house is a 5 minute drive frim the school so when i was done. I saw her in the office. My mom, The principle and The class teacher had been talking for about 15 Minutes. After that, I was told to pack my stuff and Go home. And i did. I got a spanking and i was grounded.
So yes, I got suspended for saying what the hell.
To this day, i still hate the Art teacher.
but why in 0:31 the trancher has Adolf Hitler's moustache
He’s Mexican Hitler, but instead of killing the Jews, he’s a slave owner of students
My netflix been giving me issues just went to TH-cam and started binge watching this guy all day
Tonight,
Is Where We
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-OffendingEverybody
Ngl This Should Be A Song 😂
bro you are my favorite youtuber, it feels unreal that you are such a small creator. First time that i saw your channel i thought you had at least 2 mil.
2:49 wait...WHAT?!
Wait bro open the dilido and found the receipt
Let that sink in
“Don’t talk back to me buuuuaaahhhh!” 🤣
Criminally underrated channel, your shit is so funny man. Luv from the uk
bro wtf this is kinda badass
I toe the line between badass and stupid
My buddy got his school evacuated back in the 90's. He saw the janitor office open and no one was inside. He had a spray of joke farts that were raunchy as fuck. He then opened the ventilation unit and dumped the whole spray can into the vents. He then went to class. 15-30 mins later, the whole school was smelling those toxic canned farts. The school did not know what it was closed, and the school thought they had a chemical leak and had to evacuate. He wasn't caught haha.
Barely filtered comedy, lovin' it!🤣👍
This story is so good to be true
Nah the way my face dropped when he said “pour olive oil on the stairs and pull the fire alarm”
The tables have turned 0:22
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Love your consistency keep doing what your doing brother
Appreciate your support Cumstar. Got more bangers coming soon
isn’t he just admitting his crimes in a cool way?
lmao prank of the century
I'm happy with how it turned out Orel
3:45 Man i don't care who it is, principal or not, those are fighting words!👊
To be fair, he had his school filled with balls, had his desk taken to a field, had a dildo on it, probably be unbearably embarrassed about the whole situation, and got yelled at by a kid that started the whole thing just because of a couple of words, got complaints from his mom to cancel her sons punishment (the prank was cool and all but anyone would get punished for pulling that stuff), and the kid got no consequence whatsoever. So maybe give the principle a little slack because despite what offendingeverybody did being funny, that shit was still pretty petty and evil to a guy who doesn’t have time nor happiness to deal with crap like that.
I love your anime, it's kinda fun buh it contains dark humors and ilike d way u make some phrases 💯. keep it up
The teacher thinks he failed art SCHOOL 0:20
Bro pulled off the first part like it was some sort of a secret agent mission lol
“The dude would bark out orders like a slave master” HELP WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY-
Bro why did the principal open the box💀
Yes indeed getting suspended ain’t bad it’s just a temporary vacation
It's a holiday if anything Alice
Bro actually offending everybody both online and IRL
I don't hold back Bryce. I'm true to my name
@@0ffendingeverybody You are lol
did that guy at the cashier even ask why you wanted that humongous uhhh "toy"?
Chainsfr's epic brother fr fr
Why are ALL his videos so good!!!!
The outros are so insane and funny 😆
remember, the principal is not your pal (random thought)
Not saying that the principle should be, but why not?
@@gabrieldurr5254 because they typically arent. our school's last one was fired for drunk driving and causing an accident
love this channel, let get to 1 mil
You are so diabolical 💀💀😂😂😂
i can confirm that the first thing you learnt from this is very true
i mouthed off, insulted and flipped off a teacher so bad that i was the talk of my grade for a while. some peoples first impressions of me were that i swore at a piece of shit teacher.
it was awesome
I pulled an emergency shower in biology class it flooded the entire classroom and hallway 💀
got suspended for the rest of the year for leaving 1 minute early
Worth it Staiti
Bro my brother was watching this and I walked in right when you said "so I pop my trunk, take out the dildo". Im fucking dead. subscribing for sure your shit is so funny.
the first 5 seconds showed my Bucket list👍
BRO STRUGGLED TO OPEN THE DOOR AND HE HAD DU KEYSS😂😂
Dicaprio at a high-school graduation 😂😂😂😂
Im glad you make up stories for your fandom so you can keep them hooked well played
We pulling pranks(and our life on the line) with this one.
Why’d the principle open the box though😭 bro fr was going to use it
Why did the principal open the box ☠️
Dude you are too funny man😂
This sounds very fictional, is it actually true? If so, then godamn boi you got a pair of balls on you
First time watch8ng you and uh wtf its funny so keep making more content
1 prank is funny but 2 is anarchy
Thanks for all these ideas
2nd period: 69,420 balls come from ceiling, then explode
That was so evil 😂😂
3:48 SOMETHING SNAPPED!!! SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME
Not the kid making it rain apples and btw I'm watching this with no volume 😅