Not to mention that both people just tell all their friends that _they_ won the fight, and everyone just passively believes whichever person they know better. And from there, it becomes a whole thing.
When I was in elementary school, I remember someone once saying "Hey, didn't you beat up Chris (deleted)?" I was like, "Did I? Who?" "Yeah, you beat him up." I don't remember doing this but throughout elementary school I had that reputation. So no one messed with me until middle school. True story.
I grew up where everybody fought everybody. Every close friend I had we fought. Most were draws and I won a few, never lost til 3rd day of high school. Me a freshman being made fun of in boys locker room by Merle Senna. Capt of the football team. Well all of 100lbs of me decided to crack all 200+lbs of him in the nose. This always worked... until it didn't. Everytime whoever I hit would grab their face/nose eyes would water fight basically over. Dudes eyes got huge and I knew I was dead. It was a 2 1/2 minute ass kicking and believe me 21/2 minutes is a long ass time to be getting your ass kicked. After he was done I walked straight home. Mother had zero sympathy for me but she did take me to the hospital where I got to wear a neck brace for the next couple weeks. The next day I'm beat to shit and goto gym class. Merle was a mess, he had given himself ulcers thinking he was getting expelled gonna lose his scholarship everything. He gently asked me, you didn't tell anybody did you, I looked at him confused and said why would I? The dude was super humble and apologized over and over and I'm like I punched you in the nose, I kinda had it coming . Anyways, it was the best thing that could have happened to me. I was a legend and not only didn't get messed with but I got to sit on the senior bench, a big deal at my H.S. Anyways, I wasn't to quick to fight anyone after that. Although 2 years later my best friend one punched me a fractured my orbital bone. He was kind of a monster too. 😂
I tried fighting my high school bully after I got fed up with the constant abuse. He was a lot stronger than me and a teacher came to break us up. A few days later we're fighting again, this time no teacher. I say to him something to the effect of "god damn you, you're so damn ugly". He was pretty ugly, but I didn't really think that'd have any effect, but it did! With a shocked expression he told me I was one to talk, and never bothered me again.
Ive been in 4 fights in my life. The first one was in 5th grade, my friend was being bullied by 2 other kids so i stepped in. I managed to knock down one of them but by then i was already tired out and the and it was ez for the other one to knock me down after. The 2nd one was in 8th grade, some kid that kept bugging me for no reason kept on pulling on my hoodie while i was walking and this time it caused me to stumble and fall backwards. I got up and pushed him then he punched me. I won but even after I had won some primal rage kept me going even after the kid was on the floor telling me to stop. I didnt stop until one of my friends told me teachers were coming and we ran the fuck out of there. The kid didnt report me so no one knew who exactly beat him up other than the small group that saw the fight, however there as an announcement and email sent to parents on the topic of fighting. The 3rd fight was in 9th grade in the cafetaria, some guy poured milk and chicken onto my friend and so i shoved him away and then the fight started. Things were going pretty well in my favor till he squirted ketchup in my eye, while i was blinded he kicked me in the balls and ran to get the broom that was on the floor near by, by the time i had recovered i was met with a broom to the face. Unfortunately, someone had called a teacher, the teachers couldnt rlly c what was happening before due to us being in corner of the cafetaria that was semi sectioned off and out of their line of sight. We had to make a run for it but the guy I was fighting wasnt fast enough and got caught. Lucky for me all he told the teachers was my first name so what ended up happening was that they called in some boys(including me) that had the same first name to see who did it. The kid refused to specify who it was so we all got off free except him. The 4th fight was actually just a month ago in 10th grade. It was a 2v1 against some friends who had been real assholes to me recently, turns out none of them knew how to fight but kept on bragging about their weight. I won pretty easily but we were cool like 2 days later
I only got into one fight in high school, and it was in 9th grade. For some reason , there was this one kid who disliked me for some reason (we're cool now) and was constantly trying to rag on me. Then one day, I saw a cool pair of goggles on the floor so I decided to wear them, then he decided to fight me over them (as bizarre as this sounds it's what happened), I won the fight but I almost got suspended for it even though he was the one who started it first (thankfully I didn't since it was like one month into school) so yeah that's my fight story 😂
i have a vice principal named Mr. Schneider. and he took away my school computer cuz he found out about my youtube channel and saw all of the rap songs i made on there.
Fighting is rarely worth it. this is why 9 out of 10 Professional fighters all say the same thing "If you can run away, run away" There is nothing to be gained, and a hell of a lot to lose. the only time this changes, if you are defending you or your loved ones lives and running isnt an option.
Feeling a surge of annoyance when someone pokes fun at me is natural, but I refrain from throwing punches-not because I lack the ability, but because I prefer to stay out of trouble.
bro if you know you going to fight someone, bring a friend and when someone goes down, they goal is to break it up, they save you from A, getting beat while your down or B, getting a criminal recorded for taking the fight to far
Man, I felt that thigh kick in my soul XD. Had a similar situation, only my buddy's fucking 6'8, so the kick is more like a stomp when it comes down, heel first
I got bullied mercilessly as a child. Ginger. All ears and arms. Awkward looking. My one bully pick me up my the neck for telling him not to talk to girls like he was. A year later I was finally invited to a house party. Said bully wanted to talk. I deflected the whole night not wanting my face to be beat in. After deflecting for most of the night he gets me alone at one stage and I ready myself for a broken nose and....he apologized. Apologized and thanked me. We good mates to this day.
My uncle more or less taught me never to fight fair. As he put it your in a fight who cares how you win. 1) we’re Mexicans so we already don’t have a rep to fighting fairly. 2) He taught me to throw sand or whatever in their eyes and kick them in the balls , this was before pocket sand. 3) And most importantly I was in kindergarten when he taught me that
Story time. One night my cousin is out at a party in Utah. He was talking to a Girl and her boyfriend or her situationship was there and ran up to my cousin. They start to yell and try to talk to each other but things are getting heated. They leave the inside of the house to go outside and fight it out. They start to throw hands and my cousin ends up slipping on some wet grass and falls into the road. The dude grabbed him and leaned him up on the curb and start to stomp on his chest. Killing him. He died in the curb. Over a girl. All his ribs were broken and shattered. Lungs were blown. Heart was somewhat exploded. This goes to show. You never know what the other person is willing to do. No matter what. “Just carry a gun” that doesn’t even solve the problem. Life is so fragile man. Don’t do dumb shit. Be willing to forgive others and yourself. Step back from any situation you feel like is getting heated.
@@0ffendingeverybody Only if you played Anything goes, by Gun n’ Roses while I’d drop kick him yellin’ who wants to make home made Nutella?! Edit: Ngl I’m drunk af but I assure you, I’m only as Christian as hobos can find a Benny Frank in a storm drain!
my brother was a gangster in a city called düsseldorf and told me stories of what he did there and he said if somebody hit the ground during a fight you stopped or everybody else would beat you to death
I remember a time where some older kid threatened me with a gun on the bus(like he was gonna get a gun, not had a gun) He had to walk past my building to get to his and I ran up stairs, I was gonna change and go knock on his door and handle this. It was maybe 30 seconds after I got in my room I look out my window to his house, watch him walk in and MAYBE 15 seconds later all of PD and a sheriff are there. So for like 3 hours I sat there and watch him get arrested and his whole house get turned upside down cus they were cooking in the basement, if you know you know. His cousin or something went on the same bus and the next day he smooshed a massive wad of gum into my hair, the last day I had long hair till high school. And the other thing that happened that day was I learned that I have some evil in me and I LOVE to be IN a fight but the concept of getting into a fight is hilarious and stupid and has a few times made me laugh in someone's face. TLDR; getting into a fight is stupid and trashy. Being in a fight is better than good sex. Winning a fight is how you give yourself an ego nut and develop a problem... a very large problem...
When I fight someone: Ay man wait, this is stupid. Him: U right dog. Me: Lesion let's put the hands away and go about our business. And then we just walk away....
Start of 8th grade, this kid who I had very little beef with like I called his mom fat or something, he came out of nowhere and tackled me I hit my head on the tile door and he just started going ham kicking me on the floor and I sat there in the fetal position to protect myself
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Yo I'm not watching that
Ayo?
I don’t wanna see ur weenus
Don't think say that word with *N*
Some people see sheep and go " I want lamb tonight". You literally made skin crawl. Too funny
Appreciate it Andrew. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybodyi wanna see em all
420th like, I can die happily.
"The only ass i was eating was phalt." Golden line
I felt pretty proud of that one Zombaze
@@0ffendingeverybody lol
"were gonna learn about inertia, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" had me dying 😂😂😂
Same, Inertia or 1st newtons law...All the same
Same
Most underrated creator
Appreciate it Chawie. Got more bangers coming soon
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on god
The animation of the aftermath of the kicks is just the funniest thing in the world for some reason. Super glad I found this dude.
Thats one of my favorite parts as well Forgotten Redemption
I didn't get it at first until I saw your comment 😂😂😂
Not to mention that both people just tell all their friends that _they_ won the fight, and everyone just passively believes whichever person they know better. And from there, it becomes a whole thing.
lmao
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Holy shit bro I feel u. One time I was playing soccer without shin guards and I got kicked so hard that I couldn’t walk for hours.
Bro shin pain is some of the worst pain
Same shit happened to me bro, we both were laying on the ground wallowing in pain for about 10 minutes, thankfully I didn't seriously hurt anything
@@imthatjay Shin pain is some of the worst pain
I do mma and leg kicks in the beginning can cramp you up for days
oh
ur one of the shin guard "people"
A knife or gun will also end a fight if your opponent is unarmed. The more you know! 👍
(Star goes by)
@@0ffendingeverybodythe more you know!
Another reason why running the 1s is a coin flip that is ill advised
Be careful, murder charges might come back to punch you later!
When I was in elementary school, I remember someone once saying "Hey, didn't you beat up Chris (deleted)?" I was like, "Did I? Who?" "Yeah, you beat him up." I don't remember doing this but throughout elementary school I had that reputation. So no one messed with me until middle school. True story.
We often fight because it looks cool in fiction, but in reality, unless you're practicing a sport, ya better only use it for self-defense
I grew up where everybody fought everybody. Every close friend I had we fought. Most were draws and I won a few, never lost til 3rd day of high school. Me a freshman being made fun of in boys locker room by Merle Senna. Capt of the football team. Well all of 100lbs of me decided to crack all 200+lbs of him in the nose. This always worked... until it didn't. Everytime whoever I hit would grab their face/nose eyes would water fight basically over. Dudes eyes got huge and I knew I was dead. It was a 2 1/2 minute ass kicking and believe me 21/2 minutes is a long ass time to be getting your ass kicked. After he was done I walked straight home. Mother had zero sympathy for me but she did take me to the hospital where I got to wear a neck brace for the next couple weeks. The next day I'm beat to shit and goto gym class. Merle was a mess, he had given himself ulcers thinking he was getting expelled gonna lose his scholarship everything. He gently asked me, you didn't tell anybody did you, I looked at him confused and said why would I? The dude was super humble and apologized over and over and I'm like I punched you in the nose, I kinda had it coming . Anyways, it was the best thing that could have happened to me. I was a legend and not only didn't get messed with but I got to sit on the senior bench, a big deal at my H.S. Anyways, I wasn't to quick to fight anyone after that. Although 2 years later my best friend one punched me a fractured my orbital bone. He was kind of a monster too. 😂
He never fails to dissapoint everyones day. And offend them😂
I tried fighting my high school bully after I got fed up with the constant abuse. He was a lot stronger than me and a teacher came to break us up. A few days later we're fighting again, this time no teacher. I say to him something to the effect of "god damn you, you're so damn ugly". He was pretty ugly, but I didn't really think that'd have any effect, but it did! With a shocked expression he told me I was one to talk, and never bothered me again.
Another amazing video. How does this man consistently release such bangers??
Vids are only get increasing more wild Jayden
Former skinny kid training calf kicks is hilariously terrifying.
Inertia joke killed me😂😂😂😂
Glad you could keep an open mind
Ive been in 4 fights in my life. The first one was in 5th grade, my friend was being bullied by 2 other kids so i stepped in. I managed to knock down one of them but by then i was already tired out and the and it was ez for the other one to knock me down after. The 2nd one was in 8th grade, some kid that kept bugging me for no reason kept on pulling on my hoodie while i was walking and this time it caused me to stumble and fall backwards. I got up and pushed him then he punched me. I won but even after I had won some primal rage kept me going even after the kid was on the floor telling me to stop. I didnt stop until one of my friends told me teachers were coming and we ran the fuck out of there. The kid didnt report me so no one knew who exactly beat him up other than the small group that saw the fight, however there as an announcement and email sent to parents on the topic of fighting. The 3rd fight was in 9th grade in the cafetaria, some guy poured milk and chicken onto my friend and so i shoved him away and then the fight started. Things were going pretty well in my favor till he squirted ketchup in my eye, while i was blinded he kicked me in the balls and ran to get the broom that was on the floor near by, by the time i had recovered i was met with a broom to the face. Unfortunately, someone had called a teacher, the teachers couldnt rlly c what was happening before due to us being in corner of the cafetaria that was semi sectioned off and out of their line of sight. We had to make a run for it but the guy I was fighting wasnt fast enough and got caught. Lucky for me all he told the teachers was my first name so what ended up happening was that they called in some boys(including me) that had the same first name to see who did it. The kid refused to specify who it was so we all got off free except him. The 4th fight was actually just a month ago in 10th grade. It was a 2v1 against some friends who had been real assholes to me recently, turns out none of them knew how to fight but kept on bragging about their weight. I won pretty easily but we were cool like 2 days later
bro really poured ketchup in your eyes 💀💀💀
I only got into one fight in high school, and it was in 9th grade. For some reason , there was this one kid who disliked me for some reason (we're cool now) and was constantly trying to rag on me. Then one day, I saw a cool pair of goggles on the floor so I decided to wear them, then he decided to fight me over them (as bizarre as this sounds it's what happened), I won the fight but I almost got suspended for it even though he was the one who started it first (thankfully I didn't since it was like one month into school) so yeah that's my fight story 😂
2:59 Wow really? That’s absolutely incredible, it’s almost like that’s the name of the channel
"you'll never be good enough!" "shtut up dad!" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"Sthut up dad."
Remember how you thought leg kicks weren't a serious threat? Imagine finding out how good a nunchuck is
Bro is criminally underrated, your the funniest content creator iv seen 😭😭
Watching u taugt me that not even the coolest or most confident people will always prosper
His bro is funny asf
Appreciate the support Jersretana08. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybody Idk if this answer is copy pasted or written while you were drunk but it doesn’t fit the comment at ALL bru
At first I saw the “which race has the best stats” now im hooked
Top Tier Content. The Algorithm has blessed me!
Appreciate the support Koto. Got more bangers coming soon
i have a vice principal named Mr. Schneider. and he took away my school computer cuz he found out about my youtube channel and saw all of the rap songs i made on there.
Bruh he punished you for being creative? What a simp
@@0ffendingeverybody what a good guy
"Sllllhut up dad"😂
Shouldn't have made fun of his lisp
This channel is soooo underrated
As someone who can solo his class at 11 year I am still disappointing my ancestors
"You will never be good enough"
"tHUt Up daD"
tahts so relatable with my dad lmao
Fighting is rarely worth it.
this is why 9 out of 10 Professional fighters all say the same thing "If you can run away, run away" There is nothing to be gained, and a hell of a lot to lose.
the only time this changes, if you are defending you or your loved ones lives and running isnt an option.
I have that exact physics book 1:08
W
0:54 “Some people see a sheep and decide they want lamb tonight”
Damn now that’s a good quote
as someone that goes to Jiu-Jitsu that Jiu Jitsu joke with the midget was pretty funny
I figured you can even get my friends to crack up hard should i be worried?😂
Only excited Hosel
Such English, very wow!
Tommy had it coming though.
He really did Luci
Feeling a surge of annoyance when someone pokes fun at me is natural, but I refrain from throwing punches-not because I lack the ability, but because I prefer to stay out of trouble.
Going shin to shin with someone is the worst thing that happens to me in sparring and my shins are conditioned asf 😂
is fighting worth it? - no
is using weapons worth it? - yes
You go man. Just about a month goes by and your channel gained almost 8k subs. Sub 500 gang claim here still lol
Early boys still got my back. Appreciate it Mercenary
bro if you know you going to fight someone, bring a friend and when someone goes down, they goal is to break it up, they save you from A, getting beat while your down or B, getting a criminal recorded for taking the fight to far
I subscribed no more than a month ago and it was the best decision 😂
Appreciate it Justin. Got more bangers coming soon
Honestly, can't wait for it 😃
Just bring a gu-
jk
Should of brought somethin to defend myself.
".. At times, I can say offensive things.."
- Offending Everybody-
😂👌
Asphalt😂😂
This guy is such an amazing storyteller that you can’t even get upset at any of the billion offensive things he says
One of the most underated creator if not the most underated🤝🔥
Man, I felt that thigh kick in my soul XD. Had a similar situation, only my buddy's fucking 6'8, so the kick is more like a stomp when it comes down, heel first
Yeah, I seen on your videos, and this is one of my favorites.
This might be your best upload so far.
Some day I’m gonna look back on these videos and they will probably have at least 60k likes! Good stuff 👍
Its bound to happen Kali
These are CLASSIC!
I used to do kick boxingg as a hobby and I KNOW first hand what its like when shins connectect, so I felt you there.
I appreciate a fellow leg kick connoisseur
Bro you don’t get the pain a solid leg kick can inflict once you’ve been hit by one, absolutely diabolical move
Fr this is my favorite TH-camr
yyyeeaahh, them calve kicks aint no joke bro lol
“If you know me you know i can be a little bit offensive at times”
That last one was such a fantasy lol
The can't fight
The leg kick
The check
What an amazing experience
Miss TH-cam channels like this keep doin ya thing
The end is so hilarious! I love the science quotes
Does this guy have another channel? No way someone just starts to pump out content like this
daily dose of offendingeverybody
Trying to get people addicted BH Grandpa
@@0ffendingeverybody u got me lmao
@@0ffendingeverybody more addicted to u then u are atteral jp jp lol
Each video is funny as $ell, keep telling your stories. I just laughed my $ick off brb.😮
Mike was definitely a Professional in Muay Thai
"No" never riding a bus in a college town again 😭💀
The God "Mr Schneider" 😂😂😂😂
Switching from kicking balls to shins😂😂
Channel's too good that TH-cam had to nerf it.
this youtuber is so underrated like hes the best stickman animator
Alan Becker left the chat
@@zeropit not that type of stickmanb animators the one that chains has
@@JanKarmiński oh ok
Bro is the Eminem of animators on youtube
I love your videos bro! Been watching for some weeks now!
1:19 is that Walter White!?
I got bullied mercilessly as a child. Ginger. All ears and arms. Awkward looking. My one bully pick me up my the neck for telling him not to talk to girls like he was. A year later I was finally invited to a house party. Said bully wanted to talk. I deflected the whole night not wanting my face to be beat in. After deflecting for most of the night he gets me alone at one stage and I ready myself for a broken nose and....he apologized. Apologized and thanked me. We good mates to this day.
I bet the last guy's girl is watching this video and will have an essay for you.
The last guy: Sheee
Bus driver be cold af
Hey you ain’t the only one who got bullied
The way he said manhandled 😂😂😂
My uncle more or less taught me never to fight fair. As he put it your in a fight who cares how you win. 1) we’re Mexicans so we already don’t have a rep to fighting fairly. 2) He taught me to throw sand or whatever in their eyes and kick them in the balls , this was before pocket sand. 3) And most importantly I was in kindergarten when he taught me that
Time to get 6 packs on summer vacation 💀
I have a teacher name, Mr. Schneider. He’s been here for 26 years could’ve been the same one.
My username alone should tell you that this is my favorite video of yours. Keep on training.
Are you ray?
No this is Patrick but no it's not ray William Johnson
His names Steve I think
He’s RAY
@@shatishacrawford2774 offending everybody is NOT raywilliamjohnson
@@potatoladyt a we all have are own a pinyin
Story time.
One night my cousin is out at a party in Utah. He was talking to a Girl and her boyfriend or her situationship was there and ran up to my cousin.
They start to yell and try to talk to each other but things are getting heated. They leave the inside of the house to go outside and fight it out.
They start to throw hands and my cousin ends up slipping on some wet grass and falls into the road.
The dude grabbed him and leaned him up on the curb and start to stomp on his chest.
Killing him. He died in the curb. Over a girl. All his ribs were broken and shattered. Lungs were blown. Heart was somewhat exploded.
This goes to show. You never know what the other person is willing to do. No matter what. “Just carry a gun” that doesn’t even solve the problem.
Life is so fragile man. Don’t do dumb shit. Be willing to forgive others and yourself. Step back from any situation you feel like is getting heated.
Wish you were in the same high school as me. Lol the perfect tag team XD
I bend over behind him and you push
@@0ffendingeverybody Only if you played Anything goes, by Gun n’ Roses while I’d drop kick him yellin’ who wants to make home made Nutella?!
Edit: Ngl I’m drunk af but I assure you, I’m only as Christian as hobos can find a Benny Frank in a storm drain!
This is the content I needed
I tell ya this stuff makes my day.
W win for you in fights and become a bigger man
my brother was a gangster in a city called düsseldorf and told me stories of what he did there and he said if somebody hit the ground during a fight you stopped or everybody else would beat you to death
4:30 Damn that asphalt joke tho
Bro has levels
I remember a time where some older kid threatened me with a gun on the bus(like he was gonna get a gun, not had a gun) He had to walk past my building to get to his and I ran up stairs, I was gonna change and go knock on his door and handle this. It was maybe 30 seconds after I got in my room I look out my window to his house, watch him walk in and MAYBE 15 seconds later all of PD and a sheriff are there. So for like 3 hours I sat there and watch him get arrested and his whole house get turned upside down cus they were cooking in the basement, if you know you know. His cousin or something went on the same bus and the next day he smooshed a massive wad of gum into my hair, the last day I had long hair till high school. And the other thing that happened that day was I learned that I have some evil in me and I LOVE to be IN a fight but the concept of getting into a fight is hilarious and stupid and has a few times made me laugh in someone's face.
TLDR; getting into a fight is stupid and trashy. Being in a fight is better than good sex. Winning a fight is how you give yourself an ego nut and develop a problem... a very large problem...
I got jumped in third grade cause I beat up one of their friends looking back at it and question my sanity
continue with the vids their awesome
Thanks oz-oxygen. Got more bangers coming soon
When I fight someone:
Ay man wait, this is stupid.
Him:
U right dog.
Me:
Lesion let's put the hands away and go about our business.
And then we just walk away....
Start of 8th grade, this kid who I had very little beef with like I called his mom fat or something, he came out of nowhere and tackled me I hit my head on the tile door and he just started going ham kicking me on the floor and I sat there in the fetal position to protect myself
As someone who fights it’s very important to condition the shins
OMGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂 IM DYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤
Appreciate the support Evan. Got more bangers coming soon
Lessons learned: Aim for the legs