Utes are a way of life for some people in Australia, I'm genuinely impressed they knew what the word 'bogan' meant... and from the low brow to the high brow... Real tennis is surprisingly popular in Melbourne, there are courts in the inner city and nearby towns, it's fascinating to watch players hitting the ball onto a veranda sort of thingy and their opponents sprinting to the place where they think it will bounce onto the court. Far more interesting to watch than lawn tennis.
Oh man, Tom one of these times you should slip another slip into the pile sometime so that all three of them are lying and you get to watch them all flounder.
"We can't all be. . . well we could all be wrong but one of us would be a dick" "and I'm not ruling that out" takes on a whole new level of hilarity after the newest special episode
The question is, has Tom Scott read all of the wiki articles about the various Tom Scotts? If he has, he'll know who's lying right away. It may not be a fair game. But, yeah, I would love to see one of them play the "Tom Scott" bit. However, I think their rules states that it's a random wiki article.
Gary "You've given up your afternoon for this!" I've given up nothing, Gary, you've given up your afternoon to give me 20 minutes of therapeutic comedy to reinvigorate my trust in mankind.
"We could all be lying, but one of us would be a dick." "And I'm not ruling that out." "Yeah, let's, uh, save that one for later." Top Quality Foreshadowing.
@@michaeldayman682 Plosives are the sounds made when speaking that are generated by a release of air tension. The Puh in P, Tuh in T, Duh in D, Kuh in K, etc.
@@morpheus636 that much is implied though isn't it? You can't just have Gary Brannan *not* be your favorite Garry Brannan. It's unheard of. That's the reason why he's everyone's favorite Garry Brannan.
@@maxpoggerman7396 I am also australian and i am neutral, Matt got the dates half wrong for the ute however did correctly say they are no longer made, however he did say they were made in america. In total it was a fitting description of the ute. Meanwhile the ute muster description was spot on and I smiled, makes me think Tom should do a series where he visits all these articles, or at least a ute muster.
@@Duncan_Campbell Police here do actually have "Paddy Wagons" which a a ute with a canopy for transporting criminals. Generally the base ute is a Toyota Hilux, Holden Commodore or Holden Colorado. I have seen others, but they're the main ones I see.
A reminder that "The Windy City" refers not to the atmospheric effect, but to the the political nature of "windbags" - it was meant as a pejorative against the Chicago political "Machine" that was adopted as a badge of honor.
Right? I was 100% convinced it was actually a German placeholder name (like Max Mustermann) so I had no qualms looking up the article beforehand, and I was astounded it wasn't that.
Ironically, Ford is a Ute manufacturer who hasn’t given a Ute a stupid jingoistic pastoral name. Subaru Brumby Proton Jumbuck Holden Rodeo (not a true Ute, but still a stupid pastoral name) Coupe Utility Utes have fallen out of popularity in Australia in favour of a more global Pickup Truck style. They are still called Utes colloquially, even though they have a detached cab. The last true Coupe Utility was the Holden VF Commodore. The last true Coupe Utility made by Ford was the EL Falcon. The US named their Coupe Utilitys along Latin (the region/culture) themes. Ranchero, El Camino, Durango, Caballero. Current Coupe Utility’s are the Dacia Duster Pick-up, Fiat Strada, Volkswagen Saveiro, IKCO Arisun. They are still popular in countries with a strong pastoral farming culture.
i live in Chicago and as soon as Matt said “squash” i was like “that’s the fake one, nobody in Chicago plays squash”. but apparently we have a squash tournament. huh
When you guys tweeted and said "soon", I thought you meant like you're recording now and it'll be up in a few weeks or a month, NOT THE SAME DAY! Not that I'm complaining
It depends on who tweets it for me. If it's Gary, they've just filmed. If Matt is the one who hints about new episodes coming, it means that he's got the cut of the episode and is polishing up the audio.
The Egyptian detail is what sealed the deal for Matt's being true for me. The Egyptians are dominating squash at the minute, but that's not even remotely likely for someone to just guess.
Laurent Cardinal for a second there I thought “will it soft serve? har har very funny like that’s actually real” And then I realised that that’s exactly something Matt would actually do and lo and behold you were right
Ash Curnow Don’t suggest anything, because anything that’s suggested where more than one of them can see it (and particularly where Tom can see it) becomes unusable.
@@sample-text well not true for the infrastructure (unless you're only talking about superchargers which is not the only thing a Tesla can use) as for the stores I'm sure that Elon will bring more stores to Australia
8:52 Matt: We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick Chris (quietly): Let's save that one, I'll make a note. Almost two years later, he finally did it.
Utes are genuinely amazing. They’re scaled properly (US pickups are too bloody big for the six pack of beer and the gun that they carry), are often mad fast and fit the “working man’s everything car” category perfectly.
I heard it and was very confused as to what was even being said, as in American English I have never once heard muster used as a noun and ute is simply not used.
Same! I assumed I'd be able to tell which one was telling the truth by that, since based on other TechDiff videos none of them know that many facts from west of the Atlantic. I didn't even know that "a ute" was a kind of vehicle (although I have seen at least one in person.)
I immediately knew the Squash one was real, because he mentioned Egyptians being winner and nobody felt it was obvious, which means none of them knew that Egyptians almost always win the squash championships, so it's not a piece of detail that any of them would make up easily. ... yes my favorite sport is Squash and I'm Egyptian 😂
Having grown up with Utes being everywhere around me, as my childhood was spent in a fishing and farming village in countryside New Zealand, the idea that they're strange-looking to anyone is a surprise to me.
The only utes we have in America are El Caminos, and even then they're considered strange looking. If the back is open, it's supposed to be a pickup truck. If it's the size of a normal car, that's weird.
The time when Tom says he doesn't believe any of them is the one time I've been sure of the answer. As a Kiwi, I can totally see Aussies doing what Gary described.
Tom got a haircut, which really looks good on him, and makes him look younger, if not for that silver fox color he's got going on. And now, I kind of want to see Tom with a beard.
"Or it's gonna be all plosives." ... "Tom has a pile of papers. On each peace of paper" For a moment I thought he's going to recite a poem for the sake of plosives :D But no, sounds perfect. Why do you give the only condenser to the audio technician? He won't need a 2h briefing and 5 rehearsal rounds to properly use it...
Not only is Matt using a fancy large diaphragm condenser but the others have swapped out the regular Sennheisers for Shure SM58s - there's more to this tale than they're telling!
drkastenbrot The SM58s have cardioid polar patterns too, so they would feature proximity effect as well if these guys ever got close to their mics, but they appear to keep a decent distance.
As a dude whose left the states like twice I expect everyone in Britain is one of these four people, the skinny smart guy, the funny guy, the overly eccentric one and the one you see at the pub all the time.
Y'all don't understand how much I've been craving y'all's shows. I miss terribly Citation Needed. Two of these people are lying is just absolute fun to watch.
Ah, here's where the shenanigans in the last episode on this channel began! Matt: "We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick." Chris: "Let's save that one, [make a note]."
Like the time Ian Hislop discharged himself from hospital to record an episode of Have I Got News For You? He then went back to hospital and they removed his appendix.
"I just feel like Ford wouldn't call it a muster. That's the thing that doesn't work for me." So you're saying that's the claim that didn't pass muster?
*Ute with a Boot category is open to all makes and models of vehicle EXCEPT utes (i.e. Sedans, Wagons etc.), which still display accessories normally associated with utes (e.g. bulbar, aerials, stickers etc.)
I really really really love this show! The best thing is when you guys just can't help laughing, it cracks me up every time even if I don't always get the jokes.
As a German I'm a bit sad nooe went for "generic German woman Ute Muster" since Ute is a common female Name in Germany and Muster exists as a family name.
After watching the final episode and now re-watching this, 8:50 - 9:00 I just realised how long Chris must have been planning the plot twist in it... :D
My favorite thing about this show(despite all of it being fantastic), is that the premise is that Tom Scott HASN'T done research about a particular topic. This series is essentially the literal opposite of Things You Might Not Know, and it's a fantastic juxtaposition to Tom's other side.
Well, as a New Zealander, we just call all pickup trucks "Ute". There's no need to have made it specially (although I'm sure some do), if it is a flatbed behind a cab that looks vaguely car-like then it is a ute. I'm pretty sure Australia is the same, although I could be wrong.
Yep, anything with a standard car chassis but a flatbed in the back is a ute. Though we'd refer to something with a bigger chassis as a 4WD (four wheel drive) ute or 2WD ute if it's what the yanks call a pickup truck
I enjoy how Matt pointed out that his audio would be all plosives, and then said a sentence that seems to have been intentionally designed to have as many plosives as possible.
This seems like a fun hobby for a group of friends to have. And for you all to be minimally conceited in your efforts while knowing you have a few tens of thousand of fans, is admirable.
Woo! It’s back! This is one of my favorite show concepts, and I’ve loved the past seasons of it. Also, Matt’s utes, the funicular skateboard, and rooftop mini golf, and the quick mention of real tennis (which is so very strange to me) was great! I can’t wait to see more Two Of These People Are Lying!
I mean, three of you are using Shure 58's, which is still a perfectly decent professional grade microphone. We sell those in the family music store whenever we can afford to stock them, and my father, a pro musician and sound guy, has been using 58's for years.
"So, one of us sounds significantly better than the other... And its our audio engineer.' "Or it's just all plosives. Anyway Tom has a 💥Pile of 💥Papers. On each 💥Piece of 💥Paper..."
8:51 Matt Gray: "We can't all be- Well, we could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick." Chris joel: "Let's save that one." *Remembers episode 4X02* YOU. BLOODY. GREMLIN!
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And away we go for another three shows. And yes, we'd really like to play minigolf like this. -- Tom
I would LOVE to see more of these improv shows from you guys. It's always a great week when I get to watch these.
These are fantastic! I'd love to see more series.
So Simone Giertz's Truckla is really a ute?
Just a fun fact for you four: The Windy City is a political nickname from around 1893, not a weather reference!
Utes are a way of life for some people in Australia, I'm genuinely impressed they knew what the word 'bogan' meant... and from the low brow to the high brow... Real tennis is surprisingly popular in Melbourne, there are courts in the inner city and nearby towns, it's fascinating to watch players hitting the ball onto a veranda sort of thingy and their opponents sprinting to the place where they think it will bounce onto the court. Far more interesting to watch than lawn tennis.
Oh man, Tom one of these times you should slip another slip into the pile sometime so that all three of them are lying and you get to watch them all flounder.
Point to whomever gives the answer Tom likes the best (or is the truth)
omg please this has to happen
April fools day edition!
Jake Bowler +
This needs to happen. It would be hilarious.
"We can't all be. . . well we could all be wrong but one of us would be a dick" "and I'm not ruling that out" takes on a whole new level of hilarity after the newest special episode
I was just thinking exactly that *SPOILER ALERT!!*
even at that moment chris had a look on his face and said "yyyyyeah, let's save that one, make a note"
*FORESHADOWING*
_Sometimes, foreshadowing is relatively obvious._
This is rude. I avoid reading comments until the end of the video so I don't get spoiled, but you've gone and spoiled a FUTURE VIDEO for me! >:(
still waiting for the episode where they read a Wikipedia article on another person named Tom Scott
Of which there are currently 14 - so they could do a episode where ALL the articles are about Tom Scott!
A Tom Scott Special would be hysterical. This needs to be a thing ASAP
The question is, has Tom Scott read all of the wiki articles about the various Tom Scotts? If he has, he'll know who's lying right away. It may not be a fair game. But, yeah, I would love to see one of them play the "Tom Scott" bit.
However, I think their rules states that it's a random wiki article.
no they should read the Wikipedia article on Tom
Interestingly one of the Tom Scotts on wikipedia is 'Tom Scott (sound engineer)'
3 seasons and I'm still _utterly_ taken aback by how unconvincing Gary sounds - ONLY - when he's telling the truth!
UTErly taken aback?
@@Nathan-md7hs eff you! :D
Which is kinda the opposite of how you should play if you're telling the truth. At least, if your goal is to win and not to screw with Tom.
@@timothymclean There is no winning. There is only screwing with Tom.
@@timothymcleanwell no kidding
Gary "You've given up your afternoon for this!" I've given up nothing, Gary, you've given up your afternoon to give me 20 minutes of therapeutic comedy to reinvigorate my trust in mankind.
GMT+9 gang rise up
"therapeutic comedy" PISS CLIFF LIFT. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"We could all be lying, but one of us would be a dick."
"And I'm not ruling that out."
"Yeah, let's, uh, save that one for later."
Top Quality Foreshadowing.
Fiveshadowing in fact.
When did they say that? I searched through the whole transcription and didn't find it.
@@PouLS 8:51
Although it is subtly different from exactly what was quoted by OP
if Tom believes no one, it is probably Garry.
"...or it's just all plosives.
Anyway, Tom has a pile of papers,
on each piece of paper..."
Can anyone explain "plosive"?
I've only know them after retirement.
Never while they are still gainfully employed.
@@michaeldayman682 Plosives are the sounds made when speaking that are generated by a release of air tension. The Puh in P, Tuh in T, Duh in D, Kuh in K, etc.
@@captainnurbles9169 thank you.
Chris is slowly becoming either a lawn gnome or a Lord of the Rings-esque wizard with his beard
I thought he was trying to get into ZZ Top?
If he was trying to get into ZZ Top, surely he would have just taken the easy way and changed his last name to Beard?
Lord of the Rings-esque lawn gnome?
Following in Irving Finkel’s awesome footsteps, perhaps?
Either way it is glorious
The "mystery biscuits" is essentially 'style points' and encourages tangents and much banter. I think it'd be great to bring it back.
Yeah, but a byte too loud for my taste.
I emailed him, and he said it's not coming back
@@diamondrel5190 sad. I think some form of bonus points should be introduced, though. With their own system of awarding.
Mystery biscuits, isn’t that a Paramore song?
@@coltonwilliams9090 basically yes
Gary Brannon: "That's what you came for, isn't it?!"
Me: "Yes."
I'm glad we get another season of this.
Matt Gray? Totally. Screw the Marmite. :P
Please use the full title "(everybody's favorite) Gary Brannon"
@@morpheus636 that much is implied though isn't it? You can't just have Gary Brannan *not* be your favorite Garry Brannan. It's unheard of. That's the reason why he's everyone's favorite Garry Brannan.
3:56
“Well we could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick.” And a light went on above Chris’s head.
Same!
I am Australian and I approve of this video.
lobbo
But in Kiwi-land we call any unity vehicle a "ute" not just those farmyard hacks. A fun farmyard hacks us to make a ute with old Subaru Imprezzas.
Scooter Grant ok
i am also australian and i disaprove
@@maxpoggerman7396 I am also australian and i am neutral, Matt got the dates half wrong for the ute however did correctly say they are no longer made, however he did say they were made in america. In total it was a fitting description of the ute.
Meanwhile the ute muster description was spot on and I smiled, makes me think Tom should do a series where he visits all these articles, or at least a ute muster.
8:51 I like how Matt brings up the idea of all of them lying and Chris "saves that one", and uses it in the Christmas special lmao
Just noticed it. We don't deserve Chris. He's a legend.
Ohhhhhh😂😂
@@renatocfrancisco I know I’m late but permission to point out that Matt points at Chris when he said “one of us would be a dick”
I need that bumper sticker on my truck, "My truck is for transporting plywood and kangaroos."
The only other thing, that I can think that gets transported in a ute, are Criminals.
No plywood or kangaroos are left in this vehicles overnight.
@@Duncan_Campbell Police here do actually have "Paddy Wagons" which a a ute with a canopy for transporting criminals.
Generally the base ute is a Toyota Hilux, Holden Commodore or Holden Colorado. I have seen others, but they're the main ones I see.
@@insayno9959 here in Victoria they are called divvy vans.
@@Duncan_Campbell Thats where I'm based. Paddy Wagons is the more universal name as far as I know. Divvy is more of an aus thing IIRC
A reminder that "The Windy City" refers not to the atmospheric effect, but to the the political nature of "windbags" - it was meant as a pejorative against the Chicago political "Machine" that was adopted as a badge of honor.
There is an argument to be made that it's The Windy City as in to wind because they at one point raised the buildings up on big screw jacks.
Well, yeah, but it is also very windy
Not sure about that one but ight
We demand the return of Mystery Biscuits
Oh yeah
"Hitting the table"
"Oh no"
Rectal insertion! Oh no!
Only if Chris gets a retroactive biscuit for Henricus the Drunkard.
@@timothymclean absolutely- Henricus the drunkard was one of the standout performances
So as a german speaker "Ute Muster" looks like a ladies name to me… I empathise with Tom, none of those explanations are believable!
It's max mustermanns wife
Nah, I figured that ute muster was the sort of thing a bunch of bogans would do, but I wasn't convinced they would go with "muster".
Yes I was half expecting it be a member of the German women's handball team at the 2004 Olympics or something.
Right? I was 100% convinced it was actually a German placeholder name (like Max Mustermann) so I had no qualms looking up the article beforehand, and I was astounded it wasn't that.
@@majorfallacy5926 That's exactly what I was thinking
"Or it'll be all plosives"
Immediately says the phrase "pile of papers"
As an Aussie, there is no need to apologise to us, it's hilarious
Well you fellas just speak your mind. Especially the further into the wops you go.
okay i know its like a year later, but another transfem tom scott enjoyer >:)
@@chaiznt ayyyyyyyy 👉👉
Ironically, Ford is a Ute manufacturer who hasn’t given a Ute a stupid jingoistic pastoral name.
Subaru Brumby
Proton Jumbuck
Holden Rodeo (not a true Ute, but still a stupid pastoral name)
Coupe Utility Utes have fallen out of popularity in Australia in favour of a more global Pickup Truck style. They are still called Utes colloquially, even though they have a detached cab.
The last true Coupe Utility was the Holden VF Commodore. The last true Coupe Utility made by Ford was the EL Falcon.
The US named their Coupe Utilitys along Latin (the region/culture) themes. Ranchero, El Camino, Durango, Caballero.
Current Coupe Utility’s are the Dacia Duster Pick-up, Fiat Strada, Volkswagen Saveiro, IKCO Arisun. They are still popular in countries with a strong pastoral farming culture.
@@chaiznt we are many
i live in Chicago and as soon as Matt said “squash” i was like “that’s the fake one, nobody in Chicago plays squash”. but apparently we have a squash tournament. huh
Tom: I'd like to apologise to the nation of Australia, again
Me: no, we're cool. Also, basicly accurate.
When you guys tweeted and said "soon", I thought you meant like you're recording now and it'll be up in a few weeks or a month, NOT THE SAME DAY!
Not that I'm complaining
Probably tweeted it when it started to upload, it's clearly timed either way since Tom comments 16 hrs ahead of time
It depends on who tweets it for me. If it's Gary, they've just filmed. If Matt is the one who hints about new episodes coming, it means that he's got the cut of the episode and is polishing up the audio.
The Egyptian detail is what sealed the deal for Matt's being true for me. The Egyptians are dominating squash at the minute, but that's not even remotely likely for someone to just guess.
Nah it’s pretty obvious as Middle Eastern countries mainly play indoor sports
Nooticus but Matt does not know any sport so him knowing that would itself be unusual.
The foreshadowing of Chris saying "lets save that one, make a note" after Matt goes "one of us would be a dick" to the latest episode. Wonderful.
"Lets save that one, I am making a note"
Well played Chriss, well played.
There's a rather conspicuous soft-serve ice cream machine in the background.
🤔🤔🤔🤔
It's for Matt's new channel "Will it soft serve?"
@@laurentcardinal2745 That was the exact point I was making.
@@alistairwall5470 Oh, sorry, haha.
Laurent Cardinal for a second there I thought “will it soft serve? har har very funny like that’s actually real” And then I realised that that’s exactly something Matt would actually do and lo and behold you were right
@@lovelybraintoaster164 I had the same reaction, and now I'm having that same reaction *to your comment*
The Outro Paradox: Your outro is stating that you still don't have an outro.
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Only to get sued by the youtuber most known for his CS:GO videos "warowl" because his closer is "I'm Warowl and I still don't have a closer"!
"Ceci n'est pas un outro"?
a little like "Still untitled: the Adam Savage podcast"
Would that mean three people are lying?
I prefer this format as they are clearly easier to make than citation needed so we get more of them.
It took me a while to figure out what "eaieer" means.
@@daisybrain9423 yeah sorry
@@tommyrichards1589 No worries, mate :)
Also a better format for playing along with.
"It's like burning man for bogans"
Me (Aussie): YES! It really is!!!
Also, I hope one of them puts in the "Ford Longreach" as a topic...😁
Ash Curnow
Don’t suggest anything, because anything that’s suggested where more than one of them can see it (and particularly where Tom can see it) becomes unusable.
Do you think maybe elon musk made the cybertruck just to get Australians to buy a tesla?
@@AstoundingAmelia theres only one store in australia and barely any infasructure to support them
@@sample-text well not true for the infrastructure (unless you're only talking about superchargers which is not the only thing a Tesla can use) as for the stores I'm sure that Elon will bring more stores to Australia
I was singing “mystery biscuits!” to myself right before Tom mentioned he missed the button :)
same 😂
OH YEAH!
I just realised that Chris' "Lets save that idea.' at 8:57 finaly payed off in the christmas special.
From the front, Matt looks like he's wearing a hospital gown.
I suspect that's the aesthetic he's going for, really. Post-modern hospital patient?
8:54 Chris's character arc for this show has finally completed with the last episode...
and it was glorious
8:52 Matt: We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick
Chris (quietly): Let's save that one, I'll make a note.
Almost two years later, he finally did it.
Utes are genuinely amazing. They’re scaled properly (US pickups are too bloody big for the six pack of beer and the gun that they carry), are often mad fast and fit the “working man’s everything car” category perfectly.
The US had the Chevy El Camino (the car that Archer drives).
If FD has taught me anything, it's that they can drift as well!
I heard "Ute muster" and figured it was an annual traditional gathering of the Ute indigenous people.
I heard it and was very confused as to what was even being said, as in American English I have never once heard muster used as a noun and ute is simply not used.
I heard Ute Muster and the video paused to buffer. What I came up with in my head was exactly what Gary went on to say.
Wouldn't that be a Ute Moot?
Same! I assumed I'd be able to tell which one was telling the truth by that, since based on other TechDiff videos none of them know that many facts from west of the Atlantic. I didn't even know that "a ute" was a kind of vehicle (although I have seen at least one in person.)
I immediately knew the Squash one was real, because he mentioned Egyptians being winner and nobody felt it was obvious, which means none of them knew that Egyptians almost always win the squash championships, so it's not a piece of detail that any of them would make up easily.
... yes my favorite sport is Squash and I'm Egyptian 😂
Having grown up with Utes being everywhere around me, as my childhood was spent in a fishing and farming village in countryside New Zealand, the idea that they're strange-looking to anyone is a surprise to me.
The only utes we have in America are El Caminos, and even then they're considered strange looking. If the back is open, it's supposed to be a pickup truck. If it's the size of a normal car, that's weird.
I live near where they have the biggest ute muster in Australia, and Matt's description as 'The Burning Man of Bogans' is 100% correct.
The time when Tom says he doesn't believe any of them is the one time I've been sure of the answer. As a Kiwi, I can totally see Aussies doing what Gary described.
new outro: "Hey we finally have an outr "technical difficulties"
Tom got a haircut, which really looks good on him, and makes him look younger, if not for that silver fox color he's got going on.
And now, I kind of want to see Tom with a beard.
Tom should pull a Phil Jupitus and completely change his appearance every episode.
Chris's beard on Tom's face
Apparently, Tom can grow a mustache, but not a beard (old reference!)
@@citizenofvenusslightly follicly challenged in the cheeks area.... no the 'tache is fine
Nakul Maletira Considering these all tend to be filmed in the same day, that'd be quite impressive.
"Or it's gonna be all plosives."
...
"Tom has a pile of papers. On each peace of paper"
For a moment I thought he's going to recite a poem for the sake of plosives :D
But no, sounds perfect. Why do you give the only condenser to the audio technician? He won't need a 2h briefing and 5 rehearsal rounds to properly use it...
Last episode Matt & Gary nearly spit tea out. 4 months later, everyone has water. GET A NEW KETTLE MATT!
Mark Lonergan
Or just descale it.
14:35 You've won a book about Frank Lloyd Wright's urine-powered elevator; Falling Water's Falling Water: The Piss Cliff Lift.
Not only is Matt using a fancy large diaphragm condenser but the others have swapped out the regular Sennheisers for Shure SM58s - there's more to this tale than they're telling!
matt really wants that proximity effect
drkastenbrot The SM58s have cardioid polar patterns too, so they would feature proximity effect as well if these guys ever got close to their mics, but they appear to keep a decent distance.
@@alamunez its not quite as pronounced because of the smaller capsule
Impressive eye for detail. I do like a good SM58 though.
@@InsideInterpreting As do I, they're a staple in my world.
As a dude whose left the states like twice I expect everyone in Britain is one of these four people, the skinny smart guy, the funny guy, the overly eccentric one and the one you see at the pub all the time.
Apart from the skinny smart one... I can't tell who is who
@@huell938 Funny guy is probably Matt, eccentric is probably Gary, pub is probably Chris.
Y'all don't understand how much I've been craving y'all's shows. I miss terribly Citation Needed. Two of these people are lying is just absolute fun to watch.
That is a great microphone. His voice sounds super masculine and nice.
Ah, here's where the shenanigans in the last episode on this channel began!
Matt: "We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick."
Chris: "Let's save that one, [make a note]."
Matt's T-Shirt looks hospital issue. Like he's an in-patient who's been let out temporarily to do this thing.
Like the time Ian Hislop discharged himself from hospital to record an episode of Have I Got News For You? He then went back to hospital and they removed his appendix.
It's the fit, the shoulders hang off him
8:52 Matt: "We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick."
Chris: "I'll make a note."
Chris: *actually goes through with it.*
16:34 - A doorway in the shape of a perfect outline of a person, Chris? You sure the architect wasn't Junji Ito?
DRRRRRR
Tom could have eliminated Matt immediately. The article title would have been *Ford* Muster, not *Ute* Muster.
Exactly. Or at the very least "Muster (Ute)" if it did have those words (which it wouldn't)
I was totally convinced by him until I realised this exact thing.
"I just feel like Ford wouldn't call it a muster. That's the thing that doesn't work for me."
So you're saying that's the claim that didn't pass muster?
Wouldn’t a “Ute with a boot” just be a regular car? Or did I hear that wrong?
no it's a Ute that is wearing one shoe.
I think that's the joke
"Ute with a boot" could be a description of a ute with a tonneau cover over the cargo area.
@@haiironezumi or with an actual boot
*Ute with a Boot category is open to all makes and models of vehicle EXCEPT utes (i.e. Sedans, Wagons etc.), which still display accessories normally associated with utes (e.g. bulbar, aerials, stickers etc.)
Highlight: Piss Cliff Lift, say it three times! Guys, it's AMAZING you're back, I've missed this series!!
"Lets Save that One" ah so this is where the idea of Chris doing "3 of these people are lying" for a christmas special came from
Tearing up at "the Burning Man of bogans" because literally any car show in rural Australia genuinely is
I really really really love this show!
The best thing is when you guys just can't help laughing, it cracks me up every time even if I don't always get the jokes.
Matt your "radio voice" is amazing. Would listen to it all day!
I love how Matt was like 'this is gonna be all plosives' and then went 'tom has a pile of papers...'
Really?! YEAAAAAHHH more technical difficulties, thanks i love it
As a German I'm a bit sad nooe went for "generic German woman Ute Muster" since Ute is a common female Name in Germany and Muster exists as a family name.
That's what I thought it was!
I think the only place where Ute is a common name in Germany is primary school math books
After watching the final episode and now re-watching this, 8:50 - 9:00 I just realised how long Chris must have been planning the plot twist in it... :D
The lack of a park bench makes me very emotional
I never expect TOTPAL to come back, and I'm always happy when it does.
2:52
"A point is a point, you can't say it's only a half."
ok TJ """""""Henry"""""""" Yoshi
OMG, the Chris foreshadowing for the New Year's special is just *chef kiss* definitely where he got the idea.
Chris did indeed 'save that one'
Still waiting for an episode of this where one of the lies comes out the same as the truth. It nearly happened in this one.
They came pretty close with the Hagia Sofia, from what I remember.
a little down from tromso
My favorite thing about this show(despite all of it being fantastic), is that the premise is that Tom Scott HASN'T done research about a particular topic.
This series is essentially the literal opposite of Things You Might Not Know, and it's a fantastic juxtaposition to Tom's other side.
*** spoiler warning ***
So… Is Simone Giertz’s Tesla pickup truck a ute?
Yes! And I want one! -- Matt
Truckla is exactly what I thought of
@@mattandtom I can just see you in Truckula, Matt.
Well, as a New Zealander, we just call all pickup trucks "Ute". There's no need to have made it specially (although I'm sure some do), if it is a flatbed behind a cab that looks vaguely car-like then it is a ute. I'm pretty sure Australia is the same, although I could be wrong.
Yep, anything with a standard car chassis but a flatbed in the back is a ute. Though we'd refer to something with a bigger chassis as a 4WD (four wheel drive) ute or 2WD ute if it's what the yanks call a pickup truck
Everybody going "no" into the camera seems to be this episodes outro. Fair enough.
8:50 Chris foreshadows the episode of yesterday
I think we all know that Chicago needs to set up rooftop minigolf now
This is *exactly* the content I've come here for.
8:52 Man, that'd be crazy if someone did that for a New Years special
I enjoy how Matt pointed out that his audio would be all plosives, and then said a sentence that seems to have been intentionally designed to have as many plosives as possible.
Matt Grey's Plentiful=Plosive Poetry.
This seems like a fun hobby for a group of friends to have. And for you all to be minimally conceited in your efforts while knowing you have a few tens of thousand of fans, is admirable.
I was ridiculously excited to see this pop up, well done lads
I see the moment when Chris gets the idea to do what he does in the 2021 New Years Eve episode.
"it's like the burning man of bogans" is the best description of the Denny Ute Muster Ive ever heard. Props.
Woo! It’s back! This is one of my favorite show concepts, and I’ve loved the past seasons of it. Also, Matt’s utes, the funicular skateboard, and rooftop mini golf, and the quick mention of real tennis (which is so very strange to me) was great! I can’t wait to see more Two Of These People Are Lying!
Taylor Hancock
“Real tennis” doesn’t sound like a real game
"Piss Cliff Lift" is just a highlight of the entire shows, it's all leading to THIS MOMENT
9:00 chris: "let's save that one make a note"
*Christmas 2021, Chris keeps his promise"
Matt - “Well we could all be wrong, but one of us could be a dick”
Chris, two years later - 🤔
A lot of the times in Germany, when an example name for credit cards, forms etc. is needed, they use the names "Max Mustermann" or "Ute Mustermann".
“Or it’s all plosives...”
“Tom has a pile of papers, on each piece of paper...”
I mean, three of you are using Shure 58's, which is still a perfectly decent professional grade microphone. We sell those in the family music store whenever we can afford to stock them, and my father, a pro musician and sound guy, has been using 58's for years.
Thank you - Biscuits for everybody!
"We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a Dick"........ Almost Foreshadowing.
Ok so now that Chris lost the show, he needs to host next time and Tom needs to throw in an article.
Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher
According to Gary, Tom just isn’t good enough at bullshitting off the cuff.
@@ragnkja which will make it funnier
Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher
Apparently he’s so bad that it’s not even funny.
@@ragnkja which is even funnier take away his laptop, now take away his preparation
Come now, you can't take that away! That's all this man has left!
Aww yes, my favorite comedic quartet is back!
Yes! Just started watching all the Technical Difficulties. Just as I finished pretty much everything yesterday this comes up
8:57 it took Chris 2 years but he came through with it!
"So, one of us sounds significantly better than the other... And its our audio engineer.'
"Or it's just all plosives. Anyway Tom has a 💥Pile of 💥Papers. On each 💥Piece of 💥Paper..."
8:51
Matt Gray: "We can't all be- Well, we could all be wrong,
but one of us would be a dick."
Chris joel: "Let's save that one."
*Remembers episode 4X02*
YOU. BLOODY. GREMLIN!
Every time I watch Matt's hand gesture for the "Ford Muster" I have to immediately watch Simone Giertz build Truckla again. 🙈