I fell asleep when this was a normal-ish run, just chilling and vibing. I heard Roffle narrating this run in my sleep but only vaguely. Woke up towards the end, and I have ZERO idea what is going on. LMAO.
@@zythe9789 I was smoking at the time and got lost in the Balatro music and was so so confused when he started talking about skills and flipped to this new page in the settings.
pretty rough day, borderline traumatising actually to the point where I haven't had any motivation to play any games, consume any media, nothing. But alas a good ol' Roffle video swoops in to take my mind off things
Spoilers for Balatro Lore: As of 1:24:22 Unfortunately for Roffle, as he wanted a Negative Rip off the Wheel of Fortune... It seems all of his Blueprints... Have been Foiled.
i.. i just sat here. for 2 hours. sure, i cooked some dinner. but i watched the whole thing. i watched this man roll the shop more times in one run than i have in my entire balatro career (i haven't played long).
It’s honestly nice to see a mod outside of Cryptid. I love that mod and play it a lot, but every run ends in crashing the game which gets old after a while. This mod definitely looks interesting.
I hope this doesn't come off as offensive or negative but you're my go to sleep channel. Anytime im going to sleep, i just put on a video of yours and in 20-30 minutes im knocked out. Love the vids man.
Bro the psychedelic hypnowave music plus Roffle's smooth silky voice plus the satisfying sound effects is literally a deep clean for my brain. So good for sleeping
i really hate the fact that despite knowing the name of the mod i can't actually find the mod because i keep seeing stuff for skyrim or similar. wish there was a download link for the mod.
I wonder does the retrigger used planets scale with the gain *0.1 Mul per Planet used Joker? If yes that might be something ... through maybe still to slow ...
1:33:59 i believe this is a reference to sonic boom. In universe there is a game that is essentially the in universes version of the sonic the hedgehog game starring a hippo instead of sonic.
It would be really cool if you included the link tho the mod as I can't find it. My wife and I have now completed every in game and steam achievment including completionist ++ so we're always looking for fun mods to keep playing. Thanks for your videos.
doing the math on the likelihood of breaking all your glass cards in a 100 card deck 100 cards, glass breaks 1/4th of the time to win you play 5 cards, there is a 5/4 chance you'll have one card break if you play once hand per blind, you will be able to get through 75 blinds before you are at 4 cards with expected odds or 25 antes if you were to play a 4 of a kind hand rather than a flush five for the entire run you would have a 100% chance of having at least one glass card breaking each hand (if my math isnt wrong which it could be) that would give you 100blinds or ~33 antes with expected luck with anything decently better than expected luck you'd have 30+ antes with playing a 4 card hand or 25 antes for a 5 card hand before you're out of glass cards for the hand type yeah chat is a bit dumb i think (i fucked up my math hard but i fixed it i think)
glass percentages are not codependent. they're completely independent. just like wheel of fortune can fail (and absolutely will fail) 4+ times in a row. if the odds were codependent like that they wouldn't even be odds, it'd just be guarantees
@@sunnywunnyyeah but you wouldn't have a 100% chance of a card breaking each hand. it's a 31/32 chance or about 97% and that's with a flush five. it makes a really big difference when you're talking about hundreds of cards being played
I'm playing on Android offline and I still haven't managed to get far. How do I get these joker cards? I have to play and unlock the cards, that's it, and then get them.
I've been looking for this mod a while now, and I genuinely cannot find it... I haven't gone to the discord, since I am/was purposefully avoiding it. But seriously, is there really no other way to get this mod?
im not even halfway through the video and ive gotten like 4 different ads from the same anti-gambling campaign my countrys health ministry is running right now. they dont understand
The two eternal stuntmen sulking in the corner while Flush Five is getting +1000 chips per shop
Finally beat every deck on gold stake today. Appreciate your videos man! Helped a lot!
Congrats!
I fell asleep when this was a normal-ish run, just chilling and vibing. I heard Roffle narrating this run in my sleep but only vaguely. Woke up towards the end, and I have ZERO idea what is going on. LMAO.
i ignored the intro, because i usually do, and had to rewind QUICKKK to figure out wtf was going on so i feel you 😭
@@zythe9789 I was smoking at the time and got lost in the Balatro music and was so so confused when he started talking about skills and flipped to this new page in the settings.
25:14
"That would go kinda card"
- A man who's played too much Balatro
Lol
love that people have collectively decided to name their mods after spectral cards
pretty rough day, borderline traumatising actually to the point where I haven't had any motivation to play any games, consume any media, nothing. But alas a good ol' Roffle video swoops in to take my mind off things
Hopefully tomorrow is going to be better, you'll get through it ❤
Sorry to hear it
Hope it gets better for u soon 🐍
That’s what I love with every Roffle video ❤ Btw I hope it gets better for u ❤
I'm glad you're still here. Keep living, you can make it through.
Spoilers for Balatro Lore:
As of 1:24:22
Unfortunately for Roffle, as he wanted a Negative Rip off the Wheel of Fortune... It seems all of his Blueprints... Have been Foiled.
Foiler Spoiler
Foilers
i.. i just sat here. for 2 hours. sure, i cooked some dinner. but i watched the whole thing. i watched this man roll the shop more times in one run than i have in my entire balatro career (i haven't played long).
1:37:15 “we’re getting very close to the point where I die”
Half an hour left on the video: 🛑
The last days of blockbuster 0:44
Holy shit that’s a hilarious fucking comment
that reroll skill basically reduces the cost of rerolls to 2.5 permanently
One of the shop segments lasted for so long that when the glass queens showed up I got jumpscared. One of my favorite runs EVER. :3
i love how this run evolved into shop rerolling: the game
Can’t believe Roffle is using the “I can’t be mysogynistic, I have an all female deck” trick smh
RIP sock and ball torture
What
@@Theblindingofissacroffle didn't sock his buskin long enough 😔
rip 😔
@@TheblindingofissacPlay on Cock and Ball Torture. Sock and Buskin' is a card in Balatro.
Seems Rofl uses that card a lot.
It’s honestly nice to see a mod outside of Cryptid. I love that mod and play it a lot, but every run ends in crashing the game which gets old after a while. This mod definitely looks interesting.
what is this mod name?
@@throg7913 Grim
@@peeporya Any idea where to find it? Been searching for "Balatro Grim mod" and nothing comes up. Discontinued or something?
I hope this doesn't come off as offensive or negative but you're my go to sleep channel. Anytime im going to sleep, i just put on a video of yours and in 20-30 minutes im knocked out. Love the vids man.
Bro the psychedelic hypnowave music plus Roffle's smooth silky voice plus the satisfying sound effects is literally a deep clean for my brain. So good for sleeping
Hey, it's extra ad revenue because you're not skipping ads.
I’m the exact same except I try to get through the whole video before I go to sleep
“I’m not a patient person though” said the streamer halfway through his two hour long run.
1:10:31
the roffle classic, spending 10 minutes straight pumping up a constellation only to sell it 2 rounds later
1:37:12 "We're getting very close to the point where we will die, I promise" *Checks time only to see 30 minutes+ still left on video*
bro 5:06 "always spade your queens" got me thinking like wtf... i can't man...
imo i always make mine diamond btw. 😂😂
The problem with Blueprint is that it's only as good as your second-best joker... or sixth-best, in this case.
Good problem to have!
Nah, since it can be any one of your jokers, it's more like the sum of all your jokers. Or at least, your second and third best jokers.
@@SyRose901it can also be multiple jokers
@@SyRose901 the joke is that blueprint can't copy your best joker, because blueprint is your best joker.
This is definitely my favorite Balatro mod content I’ve seen. Thanks for sharing!
Very balanced mod ngl
X likes after Y minutes, it is undetermined if roffle fell off or not
Bee.
×mult
2 million points after 14 minutes, roffle is going strong
But what does it mean to fall _off?_
knowing roffle, he probably wished he did
1:25:56 "We don't have that much headroom left" tfw there's still nearly an hour left.
it's crazy how insistent this game was that you take hanging chad
"I need to eat dinner eventually" I look down and see almost an hour left in the video... oh ... oh no
I watched this entire thing over the course of 3 days and it was so worth it, great content
1:04:23 this made me laugh far too hard 😂
Roffle is my favorite cardiologist.
1:03:41 This joke is the only joke on TH-cam that has made me genuinely laugh in a long while and I don't even know why it's so funny
that limp bizkit refrence came out if nowhere and im here for it
Petition to rename bloodstone into kidneystone it's the same thing anyway
i really hate the fact that despite knowing the name of the mod i can't actually find the mod because i keep seeing stuff for skyrim or similar. wish there was a download link for the mod.
That's what I'm saying
At the end of the vid he says that the mod is found in the official discord
Kali putting Roffle's dog through NASA training at this point
If a blue print is printed in gold is it still a blue print or is it a gold print?
Hmmm…
It’s a gold blueprint
“Are you a blueprint because you have blue print? Or do you have blue print because you’re a blueprint?”-suguru geto(probably)
It’s Cartomancer
“This is just where our run is capped”
The 40 minutes left in the video
Why does my Shop Simulator have Poker in it
Me: what is the pre evolved form of Wobbuffet?
Roffle: 44:04
44:04 me when somebody asks for the name of pokemon that evolves into Wobbuffet
this is seems like a one of the best seeds for face cards and this seed is pretty cool anyways have a nice day
Fun run! But I was mildly annoyed he wasn’t taking Emperor. No cost, chance to pop another negative Fool and the money tarots.
Too many clicks probably
14:34 Why is it always Temprance?
Why is it always
But hole!
This idea is amazing for a mod. All I think it needs is a more understandable interface and it would be SO DOPE.
11 minutes and nobody's made a "bro fell off" joke, commenters fell off
1141 views in 24 minutes? Bro fell off
This man getting exp with his spaded queens.
Blueprinting hanging chad gives photograph value at the end there, would probably be better
Constellation Joker instead of Hologram would’ve been crazy
Edit: oh shit he got one
25:10
Yes, that would go VERY card.
Is there a download link to this mod? It looks amazing!
41:35 bro was flabberghasted by the fact he won 💀
lol @ 2025 update comment, literally watching on new years day
You should put the mods in the description so we can play with the same mod :)
Where do we download this mod? searching finds no results...
Same here
@2:11:10
what if 🤔 you wanted to go negative ➖️ but god said ☝️ foil 🌀
I wonder does the retrigger used planets scale with the gain *0.1 Mul per Planet used Joker? If yes that might be something ... through maybe still to slow ...
Imagine of Aliensrock got his hands on this mod.
1:33:59 i believe this is a reference to sonic boom. In universe there is a game that is essentially the in universes version of the sonic the hedgehog game starring a hippo instead of sonic.
It would be really cool if you included the link tho the mod as I can't find it. My wife and I have now completed every in game and steam achievment including completionist ++ so we're always looking for fun mods to keep playing. Thanks for your videos.
i think its called rpg mod
@2:11:10
doing the math on the likelihood of breaking all your glass cards in a 100 card deck
100 cards, glass breaks 1/4th of the time
to win you play 5 cards, there is a 5/4 chance you'll have one card break
if you play once hand per blind, you will be able to get through 75 blinds before you are at 4 cards with expected odds or 25 antes
if you were to play a 4 of a kind hand rather than a flush five for the entire run
you would have a 100% chance of having at least one glass card breaking each hand (if my math isnt wrong which it could be)
that would give you 100blinds or ~33 antes with expected luck
with anything decently better than expected luck you'd have 30+ antes with playing a 4 card hand or 25 antes for a 5 card hand before you're out of glass cards for the hand type
yeah chat is a bit dumb i think (i fucked up my math hard but i fixed it i think)
glass percentages are not codependent. they're completely independent. just like wheel of fortune can fail (and absolutely will fail) 4+ times in a row. if the odds were codependent like that they wouldn't even be odds, it'd just be guarantees
@@B1esky hence expected luck
if you roll a perfect d4 10 million times you'll have nearly perfect 2.5 million of each outcome
@@sunnywunnyyeah but you wouldn't have a 100% chance of a card breaking each hand. it's a 31/32 chance or about 97% and that's with a flush five. it makes a really big difference when you're talking about hundreds of cards being played
@@B1esky yeah i fucked up my math a bit i get that, i was sleep deprived up for like 30 hours lol
Imagine a mod that allows for eternal cards, plus glass
Does anyone know what this skill tree mod is?
What version of the Grim mod did you have? My copy is constantly missing Joker triggers and soft locking and stuff.
when you do modded runs can you include the mods in the description
How do I download this mod?
Can you put a link to the mods in description please
The ultimate misandry deck.
Where can I find the download for this mod?
The amount of money he could make by buying all the free tarot cards and selling them would be insane. But also take 3 years 😂😂
The only word that describes this run is dopamine
Just your typical photochad run, nothing to see here folks
Use every mod in one vid
1:11:23 the what jokers?
Man, after the yesterday video, bro decided to double down and drop this today? He will never get out of the Streamer Luck allegation smh my head.
wasnt 5 bp on hologram just better than 5 on shrock is bussin?
Where'd this mod come from?
Is there a link to where you can get this mod? It looks pretty fun.
Wait what happens when you have 4 blueprints and a brainstorm
28 BLUEPRINT JOKERS! Couldn’t quit copying abilities while the blind had a chance, huh?!
1:37:15 Roffle: "Were getting very close to the point where we'll die"
Me: *sees that there's 34 minutes left of this video 🤣
how to get these mods? and can it be in mobile? thankyou!!
I'm playing on Android offline and I still haven't managed to get far. How do I get these joker cards? I have to play and unlock the cards, that's it, and then get them.
Dude I want this to be the main game, a full on rogue lite mode!
me at 1:29:30 wondering how he is going to get 5 blueprints
annyone got a link to this mod? Cannot find it for the life of me..
@2:11:10
Ok Im prolly just slow but can someone explain why he wasnt fooling the wheel
Never mind 😔
1:11:22, potential to get a what now?
1:18:47 career ruining moment from mr streamer
Yooooo no way I came here to clip the SAME FUCKIN THING haha I was like "Oooooooooooooooo you close to a pewdiepie moment right there"
TWO HOURS!??!?
I thought this was supposed to be poker, not solitaire 😂
I've been looking for this mod a while now, and I genuinely cannot find it... I haven't gone to the discord, since I am/was purposefully avoiding it. But seriously, is there really no other way to get this mod?
1:18:46 now,what did he say?
What is the mod
link if possible please
What does the Craft 🔨 Tarot card do??
It enhances two cards into RPG cards that give 5xp when they are counted. The card and the effect is part of the mod roffle is using.
how do I download?
@2:11:10
im not even halfway through the video and ive gotten like 4 different ads from the same anti-gambling campaign my countrys health ministry is running right now. they dont understand
1:04:20 FRFR
give me rerolls or give me death
I must either be completely druged out of my mind or i'm dogshit at balatro, what the fuck is going on? 😂