We're back! And we start with a SECRET No More Jockeys training game from March 2021: Tim Key and Mark Watson in a casual practice session. Don't tell Horne. (tbf he's prob still busy still trying to get his Twitter back from pig crypto atm)
A fantastic little extra treat for this channel. My hope is that it does well enough to make the chaps realise that there is very much still, when you think about it, demand for more of this sort of thing. We certainly wouldn’t mind it, would we. Wonderful play.
Horne Section Television Programme now on TH-cam, Key on Brydon’s podcast, and now a look behind the NMJ curtain with promises of more to come?! What a start.
Sweet baby jesus (the junior captain of industry) what an unexpected joy ! When I think about I've missed these guys. I'm happy to pay for you to keep doing this.
for those tuning in for the first time, or the first time in a long while, don't forget to switch on the subtitles !! great details and fun bits you won't want to miss
@@mytube001 @mytube001 just located the tweet, thanks! "New but not really new" is what it said. Was really hoping they had managed to align their schedules for some new recording. But it's still, to use the Scots vernacular, a nice wee surprise and that's where we are, where we are.
Did I just run and pour my morning, to use the scottish vernacular, red bull into my unicorn mug, then realise it was metal mugs and pour it into my metal mug? Yes. Yes I did.
Oh well this is just gorgeous! Big juicy heartfelt thanks to all involved! And to use the Scottish vernacular, do any of ye above or below the line ken what a ‘doorbridge’ is?
I was going to off myself today, but to use the Scottish vernacular, my plans have changed a wee bit noo that NMJ is back. At last, something to live for.
I'm just impressed that Key's knowledge of the Scottish vernacular stretches to the word 'barry'. That's, (to use the Scottish vernacular), a wee bit of a deep cut.
Don’t know if you’ve already recorded the new games but on the off chance that you’re reading this before one of the games I’d like to take this opportunity to say I wouldn’t mind at all if one of you played Jockey Wilson. Just something to think about.
I believe the first internet exposure of this game was as two player games (I can’t remember which two) plus a chess timer, filmed in places around TV Centre, under the previous title of “No More Women”, and shot at the time they were recording the BBC4 game show We Need Answers. They used to be on TH-cam but I’ve a feeling they’re gone now.
When you really stop to think about it, I don't mind new NMJ to be fair, no matter what form it takes. Be that games from the Olden Days or, my friend and thine, the Newden Days
This, when you think about it, you could say, using the Scottish vernacular, is more than a wee bit braw. I don’t mind it. In fact, I’ve listened to what you’ve had to say, and I’ve enjoyed it.
The Scottish vernacular for Shh is Wheesht, and that is according to Rob Roy. No more protagonists of a better but lesser known movie than the other big one released in the same year and set in the same country.
We're back! And we start with a SECRET No More Jockeys training game from March 2021: Tim Key and Mark Watson in a casual practice session. Don't tell Horne. (tbf he's prob still busy still trying to get his Twitter back from pig crypto atm)
Thank god. I was wondering what had been missing from my life and it's NMJ.
I'm so happy to hear you're back! I've loved NMJ and genuinely missed you all. Can't wait to hear more about your friend and mine, Mert Aksac 😄
It's good to see dear old Swatto and timkey having a nice time without that bothersome BB
YES YES YES YES YES YES
I’m so happy you’re back. I’ve listened to the series dozens of times! Looking forward to seeing some new games!
@14:57 Tim does a surprisingly good explanation of what NFTs are, for a man who struggles with the concept of birds.
So true
I thought he did a great job of explaining how to fix the chameleon circuit on his TARDIS.
We've, to use the Scottish vernacular, wasted three years not having 'to use the Scottish vernacular' in the No More Jockeys vernacular.
To find out I’ve actually been above the line (Hadrian’s Wall) all these years is a real treat
3 years to edit. Worth every minute.
WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!! KEY TO START!!!
It's an instant classic this one. Vintage even. From ye olden days.
The olden golden days one might say.
Is 2021 the olden days, though
@@nathan87If birds aren't animals, ye olden days are in our hearts.
de classica to be absolutely fair to it
@@ejderwood2773 well used, the Scottish vernacular.
A fantastic little extra treat for this channel. My hope is that it does well enough to make the chaps realise that there is very much still, when you think about it, demand for more of this sort of thing. We certainly wouldn’t mind it, would we. Wonderful play.
I'm taking it upon myself to reel in a few dozen views on this, to use the Scottish vernacular, wee episode
@@pooroldnostradamus ah yes, to use the Scottish vernacular, take one for yin team.
Horne Section Television Programme now on TH-cam, Key on Brydon’s podcast, and now a look behind the NMJ curtain with promises of more to come?! What a start.
It's a good day when you wake up to an unexpected NMJ
Tim realising he wouldn’t be able to say Penelope Pitstop was great 😂
He saw that drawbridge coming down long before he crossed it
@@pooroldnostradamushe counted that bridge well before it hatched, and you can't say it didn't work for him
is that the Scottish vernacular?@@pooroldnostradamus
@@chesshead Ah, sorry, to use the Scottish vernacular, he saw that drawbridge comin' doon long before he crossed it.
Of all the notifications ṭo pop up just as I plonk myself down on the toilet, THIS is the one that's most welcome. Impeccable timing.
Ladies and gentlemen, the return of a masterpiece or at least, a piece.
I'm just - when you think about it - adding to the froth of excitement below the old line here
I’m having a bit of a day and this notification almost made me weep. A very welcome bit of relief - so glad to see both ATL and BTL today ❤
What a pleasure it is to be back below the line again
It feels good to be here 😊
Just when I thought we'd have to wait until Christmas to see some new NMJ content!
2021 feels from another lifetime !
"We don't always put out the training games" I hope we see more! ❤❤❤
When you think about it, this was quite a nice surprise to see this morning. Welcome back to those above and below the line.
Ironic that the only game Key starts with a clear and concise starter and Horne wasn't there to witness it 😂
And a fair win!
Sweet baby jesus (the junior captain of industry) what an unexpected joy ! When I think about I've missed these guys. I'm happy to pay for you to keep doing this.
I've never been so happy to see a show that I love back! To use the Scottish vernacular, I'm beaming from ear to ear.
Was just telling someone how much i missed this show! Long live the jocks!
What a lovely surprise
i did stop the video to do the work on tutsy and can confirm that it is very easy to find him in a white skirt and hat, a la martina hingis
Same here 😂 pretty much any drawing where you see below his neck
Good to have some old friends back.
One of the best training games of this year. Big fan of your work.
for those tuning in for the first time, or the first time in a long while, don't forget to switch on the subtitles !! great details and fun bits you won't want to miss
This is exactly what I needed to turn my frown upside down today, thank you!
When u think about it and get a 3 year old training game and I don't mind it
what a beautiful thing it is to return to below the line
To use the Scottish vernacular, that was a great wee training game.
I know there was a tweet saying 4 new episodes, but I'm hoping the phrase "we're back" in the comments is indicative of more than that.
Where did you see the tweet?
@@chrisd_67 The editor, Haiminh Le, posted that earlier this week, on Watto's birthday.
@@mytube001 @mytube001 just located the tweet, thanks! "New but not really new" is what it said. Was really hoping they had managed to align their schedules for some new recording. But it's still, to use the Scots vernacular, a nice wee surprise and that's where we are, where we are.
A delight, when you really think about it
Sssshh in Scottish would be: Wheesht!
To use the vernacular
Pie instead of pizza? Definitely a training game!
Did I just run and pour my morning, to use the scottish vernacular, red bull into my unicorn mug, then realise it was metal mugs and pour it into my metal mug?
Yes. Yes I did.
Boop boop.
Oh well this is just gorgeous! Big juicy heartfelt thanks to all involved! And to use the Scottish vernacular, do any of ye above or below the line ken what a ‘doorbridge’ is?
Surprised at how weird it feels not to have LAH there. Even if he didn't say or do anything, he should be on screen, for balance.
To use the Scortish vernacular, do NOT cross the Alex Horne universes.
So much love for you guys. You always make me smile.
Tim is tight in this session - Watto is wonderful. Beautiful - Would have paid to see this one live x
You don’t know how much I need this today.
This is implausibly exciting
Oh I don’t mind this video popping up in my feed.
When it comes to seeing new episodes of NMJ on my TH-cam, I - to use the Scottish venacular - dinnae mind it.
Oh what a lovely surprise on my birthday!! 🎉
Samesies! Happy birthday to us! 🎉
I really don't mind coming home after a rough week to a new Jockeys upload. Don't mind it at all.
Every time a video appears.. I just get so excited. You guys are the real deal
Lovely flashback
Awesome, welcome back!
WELCOME BACK GUYS
I was going to off myself today, but to use the Scottish vernacular, my plans have changed a wee bit noo that NMJ is back. At last, something to live for.
I'm just impressed that Key's knowledge of the Scottish vernacular stretches to the word 'barry'. That's, (to use the Scottish vernacular), a wee bit of a deep cut.
2021 !!!! You have been keeping these from us, how many more do we have.
an absolutely lovely start for the friday, if you think about it
also, hilarious to hear a description of nft's from 2021 now
HOLY SHIT THEYRE BACK!!
This is like the back catalogue of the beatles
You've gotta get Pitstop in before the doorbridge.
That is one of the great training games
Finally! Been hoping this would happen for years
Consider my lunch break and my day officially brightened!
Thank you
I've missed this
Masterful challenging by Key, to use the Scottish vernacular
it’s a christmas miracle
This is like Fererro Rocher when you think about it. Using the Scottish vernacular, you're spoiling us gents.
I don't mind seeing this pop up in my subs.
I don't mind it all, actually.
Don’t know if you’ve already recorded the new games but on the off chance that you’re reading this before one of the games I’d like to take this opportunity to say I wouldn’t mind at all if one of you played Jockey Wilson. Just something to think about.
I don't think there are any new games. The four coming now are probably four old games, but not shown earlier for unknown reasons.
I certainly DO NOT mind it!!!!
Just as my hope faltered, they returned - over
The game still works with just two - you could play it tournament style, each go head-to-head
I believe the first internet exposure of this game was as two player games (I can’t remember which two) plus a chess timer, filmed in places around TV Centre, under the previous title of “No More Women”, and shot at the time they were recording the BBC4 game show We Need Answers. They used to be on TH-cam but I’ve a feeling they’re gone now.
Good to know that, even in a training game, Watto is still stuffing his lovely furry face.
When you really stop to think about it, I don't mind new NMJ to be fair, no matter what form it takes. Be that games from the Olden Days or, my friend and thine, the Newden Days
YEY!!! You´re back!!!
Job well done by the Lure Muncher here
This was, to use the Scottish vernacular, a braw surprise from this here wee channel!
Above the line, wow. I can only say that we're humbled, cheers from us NOTL-ers.
The winning challenge was very satisfying. Don’t mind that at all.
As Mark says... it's important to keep those muscles flexing, and to use the Scottish vernacular, we need weekly episodes back!
Don’t mind this at all.
Nice!
The liners will revere this training game as a way to test one's mettle, as they say in Scotland.
So good
"haud yer weesht"
"hold yer weesht"
To use the Scottish vernacular this is your friend and mine braw
The Scottish vernacular for “ssshhh” is “hud yer weasht”.
This, when you think about it, you could say, using the Scottish vernacular, is more than a wee bit braw. I don’t mind it. In fact, I’ve listened to what you’ve had to say, and I’ve enjoyed it.
I wonder how Horne did the game after this.
The Scottish vernacular for Shh is Wheesht, and that is according to Rob Roy. No more protagonists of a better but lesser known movie than the other big one released in the same year and set in the same country.
Watson should’ve challenged on King Tutankhamen - a quick google found a wall painting in his tomb of him wearing a hat in a white skirt.
Feels like AI image generators are going to make “no more image…” categories very tricky…
Surprisingly, no one seems to point out that Christopher Robin wasn’t fictional
Vinnie V G would absolutely be a TikTokker now...
Surely the doorbridge would be pulled up not dropped to cut off entry/egress.
To use the Scottish vernacular: It might be a training game but don't mind it.
A new series….
Thank the maker.
If Watto wins 6-0-0 we riot 😂
The Scottish vernacular for 'shhh' is 'wheesht'
Tootsie wore a job-skirt!
Wahay!!