@@oldlobo5654 oh yes, that’s a classic one-liner of his! I love that movie! Truthfully, any Marty Scorsese movie is always very well done, but Goodfellas is definitely one of my top favorites!
My favorite Henny line: “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
@@1AstralKing It was after he heard Henny do it...lol I heard Rodney Dangerfield do that joke also. The old Catskill/Pocono entertainers used each other's material all the time. I remember Henny doing that joke on the Sullivan show when I was a kid because my dad laughed so hard he almost choked on his beer.
@@1AstralKing According to Wikipedia, Henny Youngman was discovered by up-and-coming comedian Milton Berle, who encouraged Youngman and formed a close friendship with him. Berle said about him, "The only thing funnier than Henny's jokes is his violin playing."
Goodfellas guys! Come onnnnn lol. If you don’t get it that means you missed one of the greatest movies ever. “… he’s a great doctor, gave a guy six months to live. Guy said he couldn’t pay his bill, he gave him another 6 months” 😂
You have to appreciate Youngman's work ethic. I read several obituary notices after his death. He worked virtually non stop for over 70 years. One of the longest careers in show business. Never took any vacations, just kept working. Most days doing multiple gigs a day. He took 2 weeks off from performing after his wife died, but that was all. He worked literally up to only days before he died. We don't have entertainers like that anymore. Thanks for sharing.
@@carminemurray6624 You were fortunate. I never met Youngman. I was lucky too though. I got to meet my favorite funny man twice. Red Skelton. Once as a kid and once as an adult. He was one kind gentleman.
"I was catching a flight at the airport the other day and the agent said, 'May we check your bags, sir?' I said, 'Yeah, send this bag to New York, this one to Miami and this one to LA.' She said, 'Sir, we can't do that!' I said, 'Well, you did it last week!'"
My respects to you Mr. Kim, if you are him, just ease up on your citizens. 2 of my favorite people were Korean. As to Youngman, my sixth favorite comedian of all time, funny until he wears the skin thin. Please remember Mr. Kim, most people worldwide will or already love your citizen's because they are wonderful.
What’s up relative! Henny is my Mom’s Uncle. Her name is Mary Ann Youngman. My Mom’s dad John Youngman was just as hilarious in his own right. Must run in the family.
@@snagz420 that's amazing. My grandfather Marvin Dietch was his cousin and I don't know the removal or 1st, 2nd, 3rd math but that's how I was connected. Bruce Youngman was also my stockbroker for a long time before he retired.
I can see as Rodney got some inspiration for his one-liner style from Henny. Youngman was once asked if he had to choose between being a comedian and being a concert hall violinist, what would he do? He said a concert hall violinist.
@@justicedemocrat9357 He actually would play it sometimes. But stop playing and immediately tell another one-liner. Not sure why u call him a "moron" though.
Back when a comedy didn't need an exact description of your private parts and how you take a crap or how they are annoyed about people criticizing them
Boomer humor: take my wife for instance. No seriously, take her. Millennial humor: take my life for instance. No seriously, I wanna die. Gen z humor: take 🅱️ for instance. No seriously, 🅱️!!!!!!
From Take My Wife, Please?! to How's Your Life? Compared to What? LOL. Love it! Rest well, quietly please, in that Big Somewhere out there Mr. Youngman.
What a funny guy! Love _Henny Youngman_ . I'm sure I watched this performance back in 1969. My parents took us over my Grandma's house faithfully every Sunday, and after Coffee/An...we watched _"The "Ed Sullivan Show"_ unless it was pre-empted by " _The Wizard of Oz_ " I know this is a silly question but... Did Henny write his own material ⁉
My favorite Henny Youngman line. My wife wants to go somewhere where she's never been before, he tells her try the kitchen..... In today's millennial cancel culture this will be offensive. I laugh my ass off
Maybe the best joke writer of all time but his jokes lose something when he performs them. He isn't a good stand up comedian imo but like I said his jokes are some of the best in quality and number.
You take away Youngman's delivery and the jokes basically just turn into a bitter rant from your drunk neighbor talking about how much he hates his wife.
![Henny Youngman • One liners/“Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” • 1965 [Reelin' In The Years Archive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yUuRbO870nM/mqdefault.jpg)
Doctor gave a guy 6 months to live, couldn’t pay his bill, gave em another 6 months 😂
I don't get it.
@@justicedemocrat9357 it’s from the movie “Goodfellas”
I have a Herman cartoon with a doctor telling a patient "It's a simple operation, but we'd like you to pay first."
"I went to see my doctor, he told me to go to the window and stick out my tongue, I asked him why?, He said I'm mad at my neighbor"
@@oldlobo5654 oh yes, that’s a classic one-liner of his! I love that movie! Truthfully, any Marty Scorsese movie is always very well done, but Goodfellas is definitely one of my top favorites!
My favorite Henny line: “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
Thats so freakin' funny!
😂😂😂
i don't understand these old fucks and why they hate their wives
Now you know where Rodney Dangerfield got some of his jokes from.
I just got back from a pleasure trip...Took my mother-in-law to the airport.- Henny Youngman.
Isn’t that Berle?
@@1AstralKing It was after he heard Henny do it...lol I heard Rodney Dangerfield do that joke also. The old Catskill/Pocono entertainers used each other's material all the time. I remember Henny doing that joke on the Sullivan show when I was a kid because my dad laughed so hard he almost choked on his beer.
@@olddoggeleventy2718 That’s true... Berle, “got away with a lot of jokes”, as Henny famously said.
@@1AstralKing As I recall Berle was always ribbed about and roasted about his using other comedians' gags. Those were fun times.
@@1AstralKing According to Wikipedia, Henny Youngman was discovered by up-and-coming comedian Milton Berle, who encouraged Youngman and formed a close friendship with him. Berle said about him, "The only thing funnier than Henny's jokes is his violin playing."
My wife said Take me somewhere I’ve never been before,...I said try the kitchen
I don't get it.
My wife asked me "what's on TV?"
I said "dust!"
I got outta the hospital last Thursday.
@@Milesco then my wife came to visit me there.
Goodfellas guys! Come onnnnn lol. If you don’t get it that means you missed one of the greatest movies ever. “… he’s a great doctor, gave a guy six months to live. Guy said he couldn’t pay his bill, he gave him another 6 months” 😂
Notice how he can make a crowd laugh twice at the same joke
Anybody remember this guy from "Goodfellas"?
Yeah, he was in his 80s i think. dude's a comedy legend
Muff Diver "im glad to be here. Take my wife, please!" Lmao I always remember that one
Yes,take my wife please.jajajajaja.
Doctor tells me I've got six months to live. I tell him I can't pay my bill. He says "I'll give you another six months..." LOL!
Take my wife please! I take my wife everywhere and she always finds her way home!
WOW! Look how the audience us dressed! What a change from today!
Go back further than that into the 1940s and 1950s when people go to a baseball game dressed in a suit.
They are still wearing suits, now they're laying in coffins rather than sitting in the audience.
A woman calls up the police department “I have a sex maniac in my apartment, pick him up in the morning” 😂
"My wife's food is fit for a king
"Here King, Here King"
King of the One liners
_Im sure he inspired Steven Wright!_
This dude is one of the funniest people to ever live.
His delivery is better than anyone and it's not particularly close either.
You have to appreciate Youngman's work ethic. I read several obituary notices after his death. He worked virtually non stop for over 70 years. One of the longest careers in show business. Never took any vacations, just kept working. Most days doing multiple gigs a day. He took 2 weeks off from performing after his wife died, but that was all.
He worked literally up to only days before he died.
We don't have entertainers like that anymore.
Thanks for sharing.
I grew up seeing him on stage and met him as a kid, he always sent me tickets to his shows.
@@carminemurray6624 You were fortunate. I never met Youngman.
I was lucky too though. I got to meet my favorite funny man twice. Red Skelton.
Once as a kid and once as an adult.
He was one kind gentleman.
We certainly do, jimmy carr for instance.
Rest in peace brilliant comic, Henny Youngman.
The OG Rodney Dangerfield! Love the one liners.
Henny Youngman: The giant upon whose shoulders subsequent comedians stood.
Take my wife....PLEASE!!
Doctor gives his patient six months to live, but patient says, "But doctor, I can't pay". Doctor gives him another six months.
"I was catching a flight at the airport the other day and the agent said, 'May we check your bags, sir?' I said, 'Yeah, send this bag to New York, this one to Miami and this one to LA.' She said, 'Sir, we can't do that!' I said, 'Well, you did it last week!'"
THIS GUY WAS THE KING, ALL LEARNED FROM HIM.
RONALD MARQUEZ Yep, a "made guy."
My respects to you Mr. Kim, if you are him, just ease up on your citizens. 2 of my favorite people were Korean. As to Youngman, my sixth favorite comedian of all time, funny until he wears the skin thin. Please remember Mr. Kim, most people worldwide will or already love your citizen's because they are wonderful.
Henny was my cousin. What a legend!
My MomMom loved him and she was the smartest and funniest lady I've ever know
What’s up relative! Henny is my Mom’s Uncle. Her name is Mary Ann Youngman. My Mom’s dad John Youngman was just as hilarious in his own right. Must run in the family.
@@snagz420 that's amazing. My grandfather Marvin Dietch was his cousin and I don't know the removal or 1st, 2nd, 3rd math but that's how I was connected.
Bruce Youngman was also my stockbroker for a long time before he retired.
@@ScottParisi Mr. Youngman retired? There's a joke in there for someone more clever than me.
He was brilliant. Hours of one liners and all clean. Thanks for posting
Clean, but disrespectful.
Oh good grief. Get over it dude. Take your virtue signalling elsewhere.
Lmfao, Youngman's entire routine is basically just "my wife's an ugly bitch". But hey, at least he doesn't use any naughty words.
@@jamesoakes1819 You got a problem with that, Oakes?
Actually Henny Youngman had some very raunchy jokes that he told and numerous times says the (c word) c*nt
I can see as Rodney got some inspiration for his one-liner style from Henny. Youngman was once asked if he had to choose between being a comedian and being a concert hall violinist, what would he do? He said a concert hall violinist.
The guy is brilliant! Still fresh!
Greatest one-liner ever.
I'm fairly certain that was LIBERACE in the audience, at 0:13, left of screen.
It was. Good catch...
left of the screen is cup of water
Great eye, but yes unmistakably!
How did you see that?!
Haggis that’s him alright.
Fastest jokes ever
Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield too.
Henny would be cancelled in 2019.
Jailed in 2020.
Very old in 2022
@@busteronlyfullscreenmode Henrietta Youngwoman in 2023
This is better than all the late night hacks these days that call themselves comedians.
Not correct
yes, misogyny and hating your spouse is hilarious
I told my doctor, It hurts when I do this. He said, Don't do that.
One of my favourite jokes
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣💯I'm in tears he doesn't even try hard
They don't make em like this anymore
"Take my career, please!"
Take my wife please!!!!
Kevin Burke I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home!
This is great stuff!
At 13 seconds ...that is Liberace in the audience
This guy is one funny mother-fer.
Some people bring happiness wherever they go, you bring happiness whenever you go.
From "Henny Youngman's Big Book of Insults"
Is that Liberace in the audience at the :13 second mark? Plus look at the mutton chops on the second guy in from him.
Brilliant comedy.
I walked into my doctors office he said strip naked stand by the window and stick out your tongue I said what for, he says I’m mad at my neighbor
stone cold delivery!
"I went to my doctor, he told me to go to the window and stick out my tongue. I said why, he said, I'm mad at my neighbor"
Looks like Henny got his really big f---ing shinebox.
I named my cat Henny Youngman
Liberace in the crowd wearing the flamboyant white suite at :12
take my wife please!
Henny has never quite been matched in his style.
Rodney Dangerfield was very close
Hey! Liberace is sitting in the audience at the 12 second mark
@Corno di Bassetto he types faster than me
Today we are stuck with garbage comedy and entertainment
Who Cares ñ
Amy Schumer. ☹️
A really, really big shoe tonight, folks!
I'm 61 years old and saw this in the 1960s. One of my favorite comedians. Too bad most spew filth today.
Agree
Take my wife please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.
He had a million of em.
Always carried the violin but didn't play it.
Yeah I wonder why that moron carried that stupid violin everywhere.
@@justicedemocrat9357 He actually would play it sometimes. But stop playing and immediately tell another one-liner. Not sure why u call him a "moron" though.
0:08 ... Pianist, Liberace in audience !
Back in the day, there was always someone famous in the audience every Sunday night.
Greeeeeeat Lifetime movie lol Loved it
Back when a comedy didn't need an exact description of your private parts and how you take a crap or how they are annoyed about people criticizing them
Boomer humor: take my wife for instance. No seriously, take her.
Millennial humor: take my life for instance. No seriously, I wanna die.
Gen z humor: take 🅱️ for instance. No seriously, 🅱️!!!!!!
Gen X humor: Give me the fife.
From Take My Wife, Please?! to How's Your Life? Compared to What? LOL. Love it! Rest well, quietly please, in that Big Somewhere out there Mr. Youngman.
HILARIOUS
Maybe hebinfluenced Dangerfield...they have similar delivery.
What was the Israeli joke? Couldn’t understand
Does he really play violin?
Yes he did. Not very well but he did play it.
He could play it, but I think it was more as something to keep his hands occupied or to emphasise a point.
Rodney is much better.....
Liberace in the audience... easily spotted...
His jokes about Israelis uprooting trees and assassinations are wearing well.
Pure gold!
Bought her a. Electric
What a funny guy! Love _Henny Youngman_ . I'm sure I watched this performance back in 1969. My parents took us over my Grandma's house faithfully every Sunday, and after Coffee/An...we watched _"The "Ed Sullivan Show"_ unless it was pre-empted by " _The Wizard of Oz_ "
I know this is a silly question but... Did Henny write his own material ⁉
Funny how?
@@AChillPirate I don't know...you're just funny -- you tell a good story.
Do I amuse you? Like a clown?
"A guy came up to me on the street and said sir I haven't eaten in 3 days. I said you should force yourself"
Another guy said I haven’t had a bite all week. So I bit him.
Goodfellas brought me here
I like the fact that he disses his wife.
did he inspire Rodney Dangerfield ?
I know Henny young man from the movie good fellas 😉😀
amal amalia “Take my wife, please!”
Horribly dated now.
Take my wife PLEASE
What was the violin for?
He was an old vaudeville guy who played it during his early years as an interlude between jokes and during his later years as an iconic prop.
An early clip of Henny Youngman in 1955 showed him actually playing the violin
Legend and pioneer of comedy
Reminds me of Rodney DF
Tiny Toons Adventures brought me here.
whats this like double laugh thing happening with the audience? is that some kind of jump cut edit?
This is funny
Take my wife please
It's hard to sleep in this place, I tell ya; this girl was pounding on my door all night, finally I had to let her out.
1:31 burns ed sullivan on tv... 2:35 kills it .
My favorite Henny Youngman line.
My wife wants to go somewhere where she's never been before, he tells her try the kitchen.....
In today's millennial cancel culture this will be offensive.
I laugh my ass off
Lol ...My favorite joke from Goodfellas.
@@joeyconvery2055
I also like Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Jason, you don't lie to me
You lie to girls.
Came from Goodfellas
Is that in New Jersey?
He was rather famous for DECADES before Goodfellas was filmed. His career spanned 70 years and that movie came out towards the end of it.
When they pan to the audience all the men are in ties and jackets … the ladies in dresses.
What a different time it was!
that's funny, you get a good yuk with every joke.
Liberace is in the audience. Look at the intro
i wonder if Sunda Croonquist is Swedish,Her name sounds swedish.!very talented.!
She's American.
Maybe the best joke writer of all time but his jokes lose something when he performs them. He isn't a good stand up comedian imo but like I said his jokes are some of the best in quality and number.
You take away Youngman's delivery and the jokes basically just turn into a bitter rant from your drunk neighbor talking about how much he hates his wife.
Take my wife, please.
Jewish humor, once again the best.
We know why the bigots hate
People hate you because of your schemes and lies and hypocrisy, not because of your comedy
@@johnd3233 thanks for outing yourself.
@@Screencappedhats You're the one who just outed yourself Moshe
@@johnd3233death to israel
Way before Luan Loud.
Did I see liberace in the audience at the beginning?
He was probably also a guest that night and sat in the audience after he performed.
Peace… Shalom… Salam... Namaste and Thank You for All that you are doing to Heal our Mother Earth 🙏🏻 😊 🌈 ✌ 🌷 ❤
This dude is hilarious lol
Take my wife please
What a classic!
He was way before Good Fellas millenials sheesh