Bloom - Warhammer 40,000 Short

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 เม.ย. 2017
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    "A Vindicare should not be mistaken for a human being. Contrary to a human being, who is filled with distractions, memories, and connections to others, a Vindicare is a well oiled machine. He was raised and trained, from birth, that the only reason he wasn't dead, raped, ruined, or suffered under any other horrible abuse that we could think of, was because of the Emperor. They were taught that they were selfish monsters, to even think of being different from their fellows. Their vocabulary is limited to only that which they need. Any deviation is punished by torture. They were taught to hide from their teachers and administrators, and to only come out when the mission was complete, and only when they received word from an authority figure that acted the impeccable imperial. Any deviation was punished with torture. The sense of smell is cultivated carefully. We have attempted to teach them to tell the difference of weapons by discharge smell. Any exposure to perfume, or anything pleasant and unneeded in their missions is punished by torture. Callidus require some socialization to blend in. Culexus, with their small pool of recruits have need to take in any they can find. Eversor, their combat drugs do the trick. Never shall you find any more well disciplined than a Vindicare."
    - "So what happened to this one?"
    - "We failed to punish him for a botched mission."
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    Based on an (in)famous /tg/ story. Ultra heretical. Don't say you weren't warned.
    This was originally meant for Valentine's Day, but it eventually grew into a much, much bigger film. Took 4 months to do in total.
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    If you like my work and would like to support me in doing more, find me irresistibly cute or you just really, really like me, consider checking out my patreon:
    / cloudofjudgement
    It means a lot!
    ===
    Many thanks to the people who did the voices, without them this wouldn't have been possible.
    Tim Pedersen's channel: / @timpedersen-voiceacti...
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    This film is unofficial and I am in no way affiliated with Games Workshop Limited.
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  • @Bruva_Ayamhyt
    @Bruva_Ayamhyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    (over vox) "Are you under attack?"
    (over vox) "N-Err, yeah! Just got ambushed out of nowhere!"
    *Necrons appear*
    "Well that was good timing."

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The Necrons chosed the moment...especially the crazy-flayed ones...just found another living.

    • @bottheskitarii8881
      @bottheskitarii8881 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Necrons are the best wing man

  • @utes5532
    @utes5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    Rigorously trained assassin tasked with emotionless untraceable killing from unimaginable distances, literally from a force of assassins so professional that they're basically synonymous with death and can sit perfectly still for weeks on end for a millisecond chance to kill a target...
    ..defeated by a boner

    • @haldanandpako2755
      @haldanandpako2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      I don’t blame him. Do you know how long he had been waiting for an opportunity to use his “exitus long rifle” on a “suitable target?” Exactly.

    • @icealkion
      @icealkion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      There’s worse ways to go

    • @andrewhannigan931
      @andrewhannigan931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Actually this isn't impossible for a vindicare. They're taught to be so unsociable and incapable of contact that they wouldn't understand a reason for betrayal. To him the power of boners is just another survival instinct he's never heard of before

    • @ansonburgdorf6372
      @ansonburgdorf6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "Wait somethings happening..."

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This is Slaneeshi-precursor race you are talking about ..... even Primarch felt for that!

  • @sentinelslayer8328
    @sentinelslayer8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    “I...can’t”
    “Why?”
    “It’s a goth girl”

    • @arminascepas8301
      @arminascepas8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mission abort

    • @luisrodriguiz7170
      @luisrodriguiz7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This this makes to much sense for me

    • @lootizin8068
      @lootizin8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      big tiddy goth eldar gf without the excessive amount of torture

    • @Omega6047
      @Omega6047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Understandable, have a nice day

    • @vee-bee-a
      @vee-bee-a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      _"Goth Girls! Yeeaahh-yuuhh!"_
      --RebelTaxi

  • @bacnguyen9304
    @bacnguyen9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4203

    "Well everybody need a big tiddy eldar girl friend at some point in their life"
    Roubote Guiliman

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@bradpotts1747 If you want a way to insure their loyalty, look us up.

    • @Finalhellmaster
      @Finalhellmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I approve of this message... me and Bob had soooo much fun when we went to Commorragh last year

    • @hesya5400
      @hesya5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @Sean Turner "pssh, who needs 3d girls when you can indulge in 2d pussy"
      Magnus the red, a weeaboo nerd

    • @thefrightfullurinator5027
      @thefrightfullurinator5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What heresy is this

    • @yonathanandrewpardede4538
      @yonathanandrewpardede4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What u taking about she's flat

  • @broseffman
    @broseffman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4077

    "Drop her."
    "I can't, she's hot."

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      "Understandably have a great day"

    • @Hubert_Cumberdale_
      @Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I'm getting the inqusition

    • @rosewilliamson8626
      @rosewilliamson8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      What is this slaaneshi™ heresy

    • @ancientgear7192
      @ancientgear7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I won't drop her but I will pound her.

    • @bipod3549
      @bipod3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A little bit heresy won’t hurt, i guess...

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    He forgot the Emperor's protection. Now he's paying for child support.

    • @HalfBreedMix
      @HalfBreedMix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Roll double "sixes" to pull out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,roll failed,,,,,,, :-(

    • @MrNissetuta
      @MrNissetuta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol!

    • @sunkigtbaltdjur751
      @sunkigtbaltdjur751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Boris of the Cheeki Breeki clever girl

    • @danielgarza1209
      @danielgarza1209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Boris of the Cheeki Breeki Seems like he's a straight shot in more ways than one! *ba dum tish*

    • @Izzoroth
      @Izzoroth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      It's ok he'll die of old age before the child is born anyway.

  • @powerhouse6165
    @powerhouse6165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Still handled better than Master Chief's romance in the Halo tv show

  • @_lime.
    @_lime. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    Inquisitor: "He allowed the xenos filth to live"
    Guiliman: "Kill him"
    Inquisitor: "Understood, kill the assassin and send another to kill the Eldar witch"
    Guliman: "Come again?"
    Inquisitor: "He failed to kill a female Eldar psycher"
    Guliliman: "I'll allow it"

    • @toastsloth4831
      @toastsloth4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Why does Guliliman allow it, sorry im new to 40k ^^

    • @_lime.
      @_lime. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      @@toastsloth4831 In cannon Guilliman was revived with the aid of Yvraine, leader of the Eldar known as the Ynnari. So the community took this and ran with it, saying that Guilliman had a big tiddy Eldar girlfriend.

    • @toastsloth4831
      @toastsloth4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@_lime. The real questions is.... Does she have big tiddies.. also lmao... also this community is awesome haha :)

    • @septicsauce322
      @septicsauce322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@toastsloth4831 Could always look up some art of Yvraine. Pixiv has some really, really good stuff. *Cough* Rule *cough* 34 *cough* has the better stuff.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@_lime.
      Did he claim her or she claimed him?

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4599

    "She hot, so I not shoot. "
    *_The Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location_*

    • @MrSchnarte
      @MrSchnarte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Heresy !!!

    • @ricosintron2075
      @ricosintron2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      *The Followers of Slaanesh want to know your location*

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Im in the location of yourabutthole....

    • @thekebab1655
      @thekebab1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kyle Matthews Guilliman says its fine guys....cmon.

    • @cranebang712
      @cranebang712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's True!

  • @meowmeowmeow594
    @meowmeowmeow594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    "And that, Kids, is how I met your mother."

    • @user-lt9cl8td8w
      @user-lt9cl8td8w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You know, people, you all sound here like characters from Paranoia, like "Commie mutant traitor 111"

    • @santiagomunoz6572
      @santiagomunoz6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@guardsmangaming3775 The ordo xenos approves this

    • @agecom6071
      @agecom6071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@user-lt9cl8td8w HERESY!

    • @dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011
      @dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everything is heresy
      You breath- shot in the Head
      Freedom of speech = shot dead

    • @joshuawittenberg8975
      @joshuawittenberg8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Da, bapapapa!

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    *takes off her helmet*
    Vindicare: "On no, she's hot!"

    • @solomonreal1977
      @solomonreal1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is your favourite thing? Lord of the Rings plus Star TreK?? Go back to Hogwarts you milhouse

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@solomonreal1977 Starcraft*

    • @secondpath5148
      @secondpath5148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@solomonreal1977 Calm down Lego man.

    • @lolifico_banzago
      @lolifico_banzago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Something is standing, and it isn't Cadia"

    • @blastermaster5039
      @blastermaster5039 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean have you seen her lips?!

  • @wso4272
    @wso4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Having an eldar waifu is emperor and guilleman approved

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This pleases Slaanesh

    • @sirp7394
      @sirp7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Propaganda

    • @fahmitajjuddin9863
      @fahmitajjuddin9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The reason why the emperor build that webway is because he want to get cheap Eldar prostitute

    • @E4r0s
      @E4r0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KHORNE DOES NOT APPROVE.

    • @aaronmoody6127
      @aaronmoody6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heresy

  • @brokenradio9590
    @brokenradio9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    Assassin : takes off his helmet
    Eldar : "oh... um, I have boyfriend"

    • @patrickwalsh7088
      @patrickwalsh7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      Loads the Bolter

    • @1mviews635
      @1mviews635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      Assasin: *rise the weapon *
      Eldar: joke, it was a JOKE!

    • @pingchen5291
      @pingchen5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I’ll kill him for you, then we can be together

    • @toothpastefilet
      @toothpastefilet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      *Raises both the rifle and pistol*

  • @crystalicfire6630
    @crystalicfire6630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    Me: *YOU HAVE COMMITTED HERESY, YOU DIE NOW!*
    HIM: actually I used her as bait to attract some skelly bois to increase my kill count

    • @kevinmayfield6182
      @kevinmayfield6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Stonks

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@kevinmayfield6182 *_Heretical Stonks_*

    • @Dymose
      @Dymose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Victory Requires No Explanation; Defeat Allows None."
      I will say it's totally not out of the question to ally with eldari xenos when necrons are involved.

    • @calebblaha7854
      @calebblaha7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Dymose Herecy is more of a slider than a true false. Necrons > Eldar > mutant humans > ugly humans

    • @Dymose
      @Dymose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@calebblaha7854 In the words of Victor Saltspyre, "do not 'grade evil'. If you consider something greater you might be tempted to side with the 'lesser'." That being said, dear little Victor is fighting along side an elf, a witch (renegade bright wizard), an exiled dwarf and a mercenary who keeps killing his commanders against the threat of the vermintide and the ruinous powers, soooooooo he might not be taking his own advice for the goal of killing actual evils over people who just happen to believe in 'the wrong cause'.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    The Emperor actually permits relations with Eldar.
    The Emperor does indeed Protect

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Unless they're Drukhari. In which case they die. NOW.

    • @saj2392
      @saj2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@thebighurt2495 More like; 'Unless they are Drukhari, in which case *you* die, painfully.'

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@saj2392 No, see, they ENJOY pain. A painless death would actually be worse for them.

    • @saj2392
      @saj2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thebighurt2495 Hmm... if they enjoy pain, how would the Imperium go about 'hurting' them, then? Tickle torture? Gotta find out how to make those creepy buggers suffer!

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@saj2392 Show them recordings of people experiencing vanilla love and wholesome happiness, then remind them that this is something they will NEVER HAVE. Also, strap 'em to a chair and be forced to watch every episode of Jersey Shore, followed up by every episode of The Bachelor and Fear Fac- you know what, just Daytime TV in general. Loads of it. They'll beg for death and then, that wish will never be granted.
      Oh, and Family Game Shows, just to achieve the blend of wholesome Vanilla with cringy TV.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Friend: Its not canon!
    Me: (Holding Love Can Bloom, All Guardsmen Party and TTS device) Its canon to me dammit!

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AGP would be a perfect TV series

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The 40K universe is so vast you could consider it canon no problem

    • @anonyme253
      @anonyme253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't remember where, but i saw in an official codex a hint about a certain assasin called LIVII ...

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anonyme253 Yeah, I know about that 😉

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then the inquisition removes his name from the record​@@axios4702

  • @SolanusDracon
    @SolanusDracon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    This is indeed heresy. Heresy wrapped up in a pleasing form.

    • @dson978
      @dson978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Solanus Dracon amen

    • @christophnebe7849
      @christophnebe7849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Solanus Dracon nice pictuere

    • @100penyamun
      @100penyamun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt." - WH40k

    • @ramonvicentevallesterosric7802
      @ramonvicentevallesterosric7802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Solanus Dracon and thus the abhuman of Eldar strain was born...
      In Kronus none the less...

    • @100penyamun
      @100penyamun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it's the words of The Librarian in DOW. Perfect match with the clip lol

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    “Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?”
    - Otacon, MGS1

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Holy Emperor, I was not expecting such a throw-back in the comments. Nice.

    • @Hubert_Cumberdale_
      @Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "No but heresy can"
      -Inqusitor.

    • @toothpastefilet
      @toothpastefilet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Meryl, but I digress

    • @isaiahkayode6526
      @isaiahkayode6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not for you Dude.

    • @pug-aloentertainment3801
      @pug-aloentertainment3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mantha6912 well, original story on which this movie is based on is called "Love Can Bloom", so no big surprise

  • @terciodeflandes97
    @terciodeflandes97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    You know what? I'm about to say it:
    Deep down we all know humanity's best chance for survival is clapping some Eldar cheeks. And we all would want to.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Yes, but that is heresy

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Not really. Not a big fan of getting Slaanesh's sloppy seconds.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@Servellion Wouldn't Slaanesh be getting our sloppy seconds Slaanesh only gets them after they die and some other situations.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Humanities only chance in The Imperial Truth. No gods, kings, heretics or xenos. Only men.

    • @Chaoslordx13
      @Chaoslordx13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      except there emotions are 10x stronger than normal... have fun with that!

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Letting herself be ambushed by the ancient enemy. Then letting herself be rescued by a double mon-keigh. What a disgrace."
    -Farseer Idranel, probably

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She's just jealous Taldeer got a BF and she don't

  • @godboy114
    @godboy114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    Already declared a heretic the second he refused to shoot the xeno

    • @harbingergunship92
      @harbingergunship92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      BJ Chaos my exact literal thoughts

    • @korlamontier9739
      @korlamontier9739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      At least he kill another xenos instead of eldar

    • @ShinobiBoyfu
      @ShinobiBoyfu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Would you shoot a sexy ass space elf?

    • @panzerfaust6172
      @panzerfaust6172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      But its a hot space elf injured and in need of....
      Oh shit
      Im a heretic

    • @godboy114
      @godboy114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Panzer Faust 2:44 Is the exact moment where heresy was declared.

  • @operationmeh
    @operationmeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Heresy never looked so good. 10/10 dude

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eddo aka Edds Fuck, marry, kill... Xenos edition!
      Tau, Eldar or daemonette?

    • @user-je2xt6fr8f
      @user-je2xt6fr8f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently love can bloom on the battlefield and so can ligma apparently I have 3 months before I die so can I get 500 likes

  • @hitbycars
    @hitbycars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    How can it be heresy if the returned Primarch himself is likely clapping Eldar cheeks?

    • @emilianomerendino3311
      @emilianomerendino3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ultrasmurf, doesn't count. Awesome animation trough

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Rules for thee, not for me."

    • @radastir
      @radastir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi."

    • @TwiggyShei
      @TwiggyShei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Didn't their only interaction consist of Bobby G just telling Yvraine "Thanks for the revive"? I mean I love the meme as much as anyone, but I'm pretty sure Guilliman would want the Eldarphile here BLAMMED for his heresy.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TwiggyShei If GW didn't fan the flames with that one thanks giving art, we wouldn't be in this mess of memeing heresy.

  • @johnmacneill7489
    @johnmacneill7489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Unpopular opinion I know but I seriously think this whole story has a lot of potential could tell the story of a killing machine learning how to become human and eldar learning that there are more to humans than being monkey and eventually getting that stick shoved up to fall out and explore a more grounded and personal view of the 40K units

    • @anonyme253
      @anonyme253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yup, unfortunatly more people here are more prompt to "purge the witch and kill the simp/heretic" ... this is why we can't have nice things

    • @hamzatanvir4491
      @hamzatanvir4491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And they'd have to deal with the imperium tracking that assassin and that's how theyd show other assassin types in the assassinorum and the mc has to defend his family from the imperials. I would soooo follow this story. Sounds so good

    • @edanarator7716
      @edanarator7716 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@anonyme253 That is why I believe why we will never get a good, mainstream 40k story or TV series. Good writing requires the exploration of ideas beyond "kill all the aliens" which is precisely what the average warhammer fanboy is incapable of

    • @sdoo-ou2ni
      @sdoo-ou2ni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no 40K isn't that kind of setting grow up

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's basically Beren and Luthien. Beren was mostly a feral assassin, killing wave after wave of Morgoth's followers in the woods, getting the highest bounty put on his head, until he had to flee to Luthien's realm. Luthien, a half-god, half-elf didn't have a stick up her butt, but her elven dad did.

  • @thighenthusiast1135
    @thighenthusiast1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    From the distance:
    Blood raven: *EAT BOLT GUN!!!!*

  • @emperoroftheomniverse
    @emperoroftheomniverse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    I just witnessed some serious heresy

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      We’ll need a heavy bolter for that heresy

    • @anubhavchaudhary7048
      @anubhavchaudhary7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Quick, ready the exterminatus

    • @juliand6317
      @juliand6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can’t unsee.

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What’s the hotline for the Inquisition?

    • @anubhavchaudhary7048
      @anubhavchaudhary7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@NguyenMinh-vs1vm I believe it was 1800 HERETIC that's 1800 4373842

  • @GwyndolinSimp
    @GwyndolinSimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Cause everyone needs a waifu, even in grimdark space.
    Papa Smurf likes this man.

  • @kennethv5250
    @kennethv5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    dont worry folks, he stopped by walgreens and got a pack of The Emperors Protection

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me laugh way too loud at 2 in the morning lol

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    "Bloom"? As in... "Love can bloom"? By the Emperor's Throne on Most Holy Terra, this is heresy.

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      *SHALL I CALL THE EXTREMINATUS UPON THIS FILTH?*

    • @bigz4339
      @bigz4339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      KoDan Negative. Deploy the Adeptus Astartes.

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      KoDan report for weirdness........ well animated though

    • @REX-gq6ur
      @REX-gq6ur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was actually expecting a hollowpoint bullet flesh bloom... disappointed...

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The title Bloom. I think it's more of a mix of lighting from muzzle flash being compared with how life and the universe can be shots in the dark that flash, develop, and give change, kind of lone a growing plant. A tree of things to come and happen from the fiery seeds of interjection. Such comes from choices made where you choose, or choose not to, deliver your wrath. Like those very blooms of light of muzzleflash in an otherwise un caring universe.

  • @plinkthenecrobird8851
    @plinkthenecrobird8851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    Cute. Heresy. But cute.

    • @sunkigtbaltdjur751
      @sunkigtbaltdjur751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can ye get me some of tha mead, Leman?

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Slaanesh approves.

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey uh Leman Russ... The Bloody Magpies have stolen another Predetor and 3 Dreadnaughts while you watched this video.

    • @monopoly1027
      @monopoly1027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Heresy. Cute. But heresy.

    • @Metallimise86
      @Metallimise86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heresy. Cute, but Heresy.

  • @lexfrenchy8159
    @lexfrenchy8159 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Whoever played Rogue Trader and met Yrliet now understands that Vindicare

  • @watleythewizard2381
    @watleythewizard2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Pray to the emperor that British accents remain galactic standard.

    • @haldanandpako2755
      @haldanandpako2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Judging from doctor who, they will

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Star Craft gave us southerners some bad ass space marine country boys.

    • @silverlotus7790
      @silverlotus7790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Southern_Crusader I'd settle for a combination of the two. Foot soldiers get southern accents and officers get British accents

    • @watleythewizard2381
      @watleythewizard2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Southern_Crusader you can’t compare star craft to 40k. You may as well compare a wet soggy biscuit to a huge manly erection. One is utter shite that was crap even in the nineties when it came out, and the other is 40k.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously tho lol

  • @fel_zharost
    @fel_zharost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    A long time ago we called it xenophilia. But now it is supported by Guilliman xD

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Did... did I miss something here? Or did you just spout some serious heresy?

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JennyGormanRitter Agreed, can we get some info on this?? Thought Guilliman wasn't even alive (MIA?) anymore!

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mantha6912 no, Gulliman has returned but idk what hes talking about him being into xenos.. lol

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@JennyGormanRitter *spits out drink* GUILLIMAN HAS RETURNED?! God I'm such a newbie to this, and I can't consume the lore fast enough. TO THE LEXICANUM!

    • @barraki97
      @barraki97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@mantha6912 WAIT FOR ME BROTHER

  • @Florianmunz
    @Florianmunz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Ethics of 21 century humans versus the understanding of heresy in 40k

    • @stevensanders6696
      @stevensanders6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Also a lack of understanding of the mental indoctrination a vindicare assassin goes through

    • @langolodelladistopia6171
      @langolodelladistopia6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@stevensanders6696 description exist to be read, and both of you clearly did not.

    • @lordofswarm538
      @lordofswarm538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@stevensanders6696 in the story, it was explained that his training was messed up to begin with do to some heresy in the upper echelon of his handlers, and this wasn't his first mistake. His first mistake was swept under the rug and he was used again due to the sizable demand for vindicare assassins and people not wanting to own up to creating flawed products (Vindicare assassins). This wouldn't even be the first, nor the most damaging time an assassin went rogue in actual canon. That one was an experimental one, and not a Vindicare one though. Still fan made, still unlikely reason, still not canon, but still beloved story.

    • @johnmacneill7489
      @johnmacneill7489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lordofswarm538 i don't in a span of at least 10,000 years trillions of people on millions of other planets i think mathematically speaking it'd have had to happen not to mention the way a vindicare seems to be trained is like just beating a dog for every little thing and then some with no positive reinforcement and eventually that dog will snap on you

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@stevensanders6696 no amount of mental indoctrination can prepare a man for hot elvish/eldar milkers. It's just in our nature.

  • @TheHappyUruk
    @TheHappyUruk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    To be fair, if there was a situation for a Vindicare to disobey orders, it’s in this one. The Vindicares unlike most spec ops organizations within the Imperium have not had their emotions removed only heavily suppressed through lots of psychological torment in training to the point of near non existence, think of it like a guardsman of Krieg they still have complex emotions they’ve just been so repressed that they show only rarely. A human male’s mind will be reluctant to kill in this situation given that their mind has not been physically altered in any way. The Eldar is alone, not doing anything bad, pretty, and dying, if there is a point where such an occurrence will happen it is in this situation.

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eldar can be pretty frightening psykers though, right? It could be a considerable threat to him.
      It is a xeno, it's existence is b a d >:c

    • @TheHappyUruk
      @TheHappyUruk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ツAdorable Centurion I get the point and to be specific it is a farseer but he is a sniper who has the advantage of surprise on this half dead eldar who’s more concerned with the Necrons below the surface than in her mind possible pursuing humans, in a moment like this it is entirely up to the sniper and the sniper alone of whether they want this thing dead or not

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheHappyUruk If the eldar wasn't his target, then I guessssss it makes sense for him to not act.

    • @MetalsirenIXI
      @MetalsirenIXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's why send Eversor instead, get the job done

    • @doomincarnate
      @doomincarnate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's madness. with the exception of a lowly guardsmen, any other solider in the imperium would have fucked her up. you gotta stop trying to make the imperium good guys. there aren't any in 40k. hence the tagline.

  • @valgachaclubseries4348
    @valgachaclubseries4348 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alternate title:
    “The Biggest Simp In The Empire”

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4929

    This kind of talent makes me incredibly jealous.
    Excellent work!

    • @Tonz_of_Fun
      @Tonz_of_Fun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Bruva Alfabusa Oi!.You shit! when's the next Text to Speech? Have this guy make an actual animation for it and watch Karl lose his goddamn mind.

    • @restatpeacelollollol4845
      @restatpeacelollollol4845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruva Alfabusa will you gonna make some of this if yes am glad

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruva Alfabusa I love your work don't feel bad

    • @ZHopko
      @ZHopko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bruva Alfabusa Maybe you could do the creator a solid and link the video so he can get some more exposure?

    • @maxissixam6049
      @maxissixam6049 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tonz of Fun which one?

  • @GeneralSturnn
    @GeneralSturnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    after they said:"Are you under attack?" I'm pretty sure if he said:"I'm on a Tomb world, I need extraction" they might have been happy to abort and try again later, Necrons are considered a far more potent threat than an Eldar afterall.

    • @kennethv5250
      @kennethv5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i kept expecting him to say "necrons" then telling commboi that the eldar had died just before he sniped the skellys

    • @thatrabidpotato8800
      @thatrabidpotato8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone in command knew about the Necrons. This takes place during the Dawn of War Dark Crusade storyline.

  • @irontemplar6222
    @irontemplar6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I always liked that moment in the story because it is ultimately true. No matter how hard you try to bury it, Burn it, Destroy it from the very beginning. Sometimes a piece of humanity simple takes a stand and says "No, I will not follow your orders. I am my own man." It seams like something out of a storybook. Something from a tale, but it happens. It has happened before, and It will happen again, and thank God for that.

    • @steventan2754
      @steventan2754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of my journey out of Catholicism.

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But good thing this isn't canon to Warhammer 40k. Humanity first.

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It also means a lot considering the Sniper's profession and the conditioning that comes with his role in the military.
      In the story, Livii (the sniper) has been described as having trouble speaking basic English when he talked to Taldeer, (the Eldar).
      I personally, really like the story because in the story itself. It acknowledges the ramifications the interaction and desertion from a lore perspective.

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hitoshuratdn ​ @HUNK ... it might have been Taldeer ... she is a Farseer and can "sense" other beings AND she has the ability to "confuse" them ... so they start shooting targets at RANDOM ... maybe even comrades ...
      in Dawn of War 2 - Retribution, the Farseer in the Campaign HAD such a "confuse" ability ...

    • @AFanOfCinema
      @AFanOfCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Hitoshuratdn I actually wish it was. I get that everything is supposed to be grim dark, but sometimes you need some light to contrast it as well. That way when it gets snuffed out the grim dark aesthetic becomes a bit more powerful, if that makes any sense.

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Take it like this. Humans clap eldar cheeks, eldar repopulate and gets to hold off slaneesh, meanwhile we get an alliance out of it. Guilliman definitely got it planned

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I thought the "Bloom" in the title was referring to the fact that Necrons started blooming from the ground cause I'm a fucking idiot apparently

    • @WarsmithForixx
      @WarsmithForixx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right on point brother.

    • @Daemonium0921
      @Daemonium0921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Love can Bloom.

    • @negativezero8174
      @negativezero8174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I thought "bloom" referred to the sound his bolter would make when he blew that Elders brains out.

    • @warrentang7459
      @warrentang7459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I expected extensive patterns of bloodstains formed on the ground by imperial guardsmen

    • @DEMONX62
      @DEMONX62 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats pretty goofey

  • @gilesmerlin8927
    @gilesmerlin8927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I guess you could say he really vindi-cared about her

  • @ronandos2259
    @ronandos2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Squidward: What will it be today sir?
    Animator: Grim dark awesome space marines.
    Squidward: how original.
    Animator: and some elder fighting necrons with a vindicare.
    Squidward: daring today aren’t we?

    • @ryandunham1047
      @ryandunham1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squidward then proceeds to complain about the end product spongebob cooked up. (Love can bloom) XD

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn now im imagine squidward is the god emperor of ceplopod

  • @raiderspectre5367
    @raiderspectre5367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this is a masterpiece, hoping for a sequel episode

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Taldeer: And that is how I met your father.
    Lofn: (Stares in wide-eyed wonderment).

    • @chizhang4369
      @chizhang4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shawn the Prawn What exactly is the name of their kid? I remember it’s something start with “S”

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chizhang4369 I'm fairly certain it was Lofn. Apparently, she's supposed to be this Human/Eldar hybrid whose psychic abilities are primarily focused on taming non-sapient lifeforms, including Tyranids. Not sure who's idea this character was, but it's honestly too adorable to nerd-rage over.

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShawndaPrawn
      It was chimera not the "hybrid".
      Lofn was human with Eldar flesh inside...

    • @thatrabidpotato8800
      @thatrabidpotato8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@WadcaWymiaru Lofn is a naturally born hybrid of a human father and Eldar mother. Taldeer and LIIVI's biological daughter. Not a chimera or surgically altered in any way.

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatrabidpotato8800
      Eldars and humans can't interbreed :/
      Unleash you transplant the cells that are tolerated. (with Eldar tech that should be possile)

  • @chikinsensei
    @chikinsensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    Me : Kronus ? Isn't that the planet from Dawn of War : Dark Crusade ?
    Necrons : *Hi there*
    Me : Oh yes it is, nice to see you guys *Reload the bolter*

    • @amaccabianjanissary5011
      @amaccabianjanissary5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DİE SCUM NECRON FOR THE EMPERORRRRR

    • @Depressed_Grimm
      @Depressed_Grimm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bolter brothers

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Deploy the bomb *

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@buster7797
      I've beaten them on insane. Once. After a dozen attempts and a fair bit of planning

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@buster7797 All you need us good-ole fashioned Exterminatus

  • @HappyHippieGaymer
    @HappyHippieGaymer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nobody mentioned that it’s unlikely an eldar of that standing would act so helpless all of a sudden, but she just kind of was like. “Oh no my spear is stuck now im helpless.” A good guardsman knows eldar are not so easily beaten, even when gravely injured. This was a trick of zenos magic on our loyal assassin’s brain to allow the zenos scum to escape.

  • @135Fenrir
    @135Fenrir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Didn't this become Soft Canon at some point? I remember hearing something about a Human assassin and Eldar having a child in the 40K Universe.

    • @thatrabidpotato8800
      @thatrabidpotato8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      FFG canonized LIIVI and has an officially drawn pic of the scene in one of their Deathwatch splatbooks.

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The black templars should pay them a visit.

    • @rafaeltiburcio6624
      @rafaeltiburcio6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also old lore non canon anynore but Illiyan Nastase is half eldar half human space marine librarian of the ultramarines

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rafaeltiburcio6624 Nastase? I thought he played tennis on Old Earth :D

  • @Bob-jd4nr
    @Bob-jd4nr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Inquisition:This is here…
    Guilliman:I like it.

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Everyone calls it heresy, but remember, if he didn't spare her, he wouldn't have seen all those shiny targets appear.
    Silver linings, you know :)

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Heresy.

    • @someenglishguy82
      @someenglishguy82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Good point *still heresy*

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@someenglishguy82 Lord Commissar, why has this heretic not been executed yet?

    • @raeebner1482
      @raeebner1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JennyGormanRitter im trying to find out where he is

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shame all necron corpses are teleported away...

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just remember folks, the emperor actually aprovess this relationship

  • @sonicsucks20
    @sonicsucks20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nurgle: Hey, dont knock it until you try it, my dear children.
    Isha while cuddling up to Nurgle: You tell them babe.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Commboi: "Fire."
    >A wild Eldar babe appears
    Vindiboi: "Hol up."
    >Heresy was had.

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Necrons enter the chat...

  • @quill3897
    @quill3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    my human half says that this animation shows that people can still be humane, and help each other in times of need, my warhammer half says thAT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS HERESY BETTER LAY DOWN A EXTERMINATUS

    • @joshir.6505
      @joshir.6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Maybe the soldier did not know that his opponents looked like humans. if he converts her to his religion he is no heretic anymore ^^

    • @llamallamapajama9571
      @llamallamapajama9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a third part that is snickering right now: the Alpha Legion third part.

    • @hamzatanvir4491
      @hamzatanvir4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joshir.6505 uhh that ain't how it works I think. Even if you can convert a xeno to the imperial creed it's still a xeno and the imperium wont have it. Plus the assassin will be treated as a heretic as well

    • @FloofersFX
      @FloofersFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More things like this would make me side with the corpse emperor more but uh, this is apparently also heretical, so Nah, the imperium deserves chaos in their lives.

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ELDAR ARE XENOS FILTH, AND THUS DESERVING OF DEATH. THERE IS NO QUESTION.

  • @49mozzer
    @49mozzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Compassion is a rarity on the blood-soaked battlefield"

    • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
      @marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The blood pumps! The limbs obeyed!

    • @haldanandpako2755
      @haldanandpako2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 52-6 just got laid!

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... she might have "bewitched" his senses, though ... they really have this kind of ability ...

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "His compassion will be his undoing" -- Sheev Palpatine :D

  • @mitdragnurb
    @mitdragnurb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was awesome. What's good for Guiliman is good for everyone.

  • @darekdomagaa4018
    @darekdomagaa4018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    It's not heresy if It's wholesome.
    I mean if Papa Smurf can do it why can"t LIIVI?

    • @lemin_88
      @lemin_88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THE XENO DID NOT DIE BROTHER ITS HERESY

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lemin_88 th-cam.com/video/97CmxA1FA5s/w-d-xo.html Sorry bro, Emperor approved, maybe the next heretic.

    • @lemin_88
      @lemin_88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gametrooperjames8246 HERESY ARE YOU SAYING THE EMPEROR IS A HERETIC LOVER ILL GET MY MARK OF SLAANESH BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

    • @Hubert_Cumberdale_
      @Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The smurfs are xenos mutants and chaos worshipers and they need to be de-stroyed. Sound good!?

    • @blackadder564
      @blackadder564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If Kitten can do a Tau, then this is alright in comparison.

  • @essexclass8168
    @essexclass8168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Mon'keigh Lover!!!" -Macha

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the hells a mon'keigh? Sounds like a word used to describe a neighborhood full of monkey and kangroo hybrids

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's the Eldar word for human, literally derived from monkey cause that's how stuffed up their asses space elves are

    • @ekulerudamuru
      @ekulerudamuru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Carlos Ernesto Bustos Ortiz no, monkeigh is only for humans, and no their not genocidal maniacs never in the lore they did that except if it's only necessary they don't bother with others at all, they might even uplift other younger races and teach them so they can't get tainted by chaos..

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    [Takes Off Helmet]
    “Oh no she’s hot...”
    [Shifts Aim For Her Heart]
    “Much better.”

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [Shifts Aim For Her Heart]
      "Oh good, she's flat."

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ lose to a tau that in his own game killed an entire army of humans, space marines, and chaos. Then you consolation prize: human husbando

    • @Dogue83
      @Dogue83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Drop her"
    "No, I don't think I will"

    • @ryandunham1047
      @ryandunham1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you say that in the gungan’s voice? XD

    • @JarJarStudiosPlus
      @JarJarStudiosPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryandunham1047 "Drop her"
      "No, mesa don't tink mesa will"

  • @ihatethis5172
    @ihatethis5172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    While this is indeed extra-heretical, the animation is quite impressive, and definitely well worth the wait :) Keep up the good work, Cloud!

    • @doomblackdragon
      @doomblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is it heretical? Xeno has their own department of inquisitors. The heretical department does not deal with the zeno.

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      collaborating with xenos is heresy yes.

    • @doomblackdragon
      @doomblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Guess there a few space marines chapters that are heretics.

    • @pcurranbike
      @pcurranbike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      doomblackdragon you mean the traitor legions like the alpha legion and the world eaters

    • @doomblackdragon
      @doomblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No. I mean space marines Matt Ward writes about. Who bro fist necrons. Which is now cannon. :P

  • @Tuber12334
    @Tuber12334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    What Games Workshop does not provide to us. We will will provide for our-self, amazing work.

    • @cosmo4698
      @cosmo4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LoCaD And it will be cheaper too.

    • @fireemblemistrash75
      @fireemblemistrash75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kim Jong Boom And not take so goddamn long.

  • @albelionkuro7346
    @albelionkuro7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's funnier is the part of at 4:00 the Vindicare get's all sniper-like with the wind calling sensitivity and all that, and then he says "Shot the joints." Then proceeds to go Nah fuck that noise I am shooting to impress those Eldar cheeks and nails every single headshot possible onto the flayers like it's nobody business with that extra precision of getting a bolt gun headshot too like the last bit of spice.

  • @withergamingcxw1137
    @withergamingcxw1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Plot twist: he didn't kill her because he thought she was of high ranking so he instead opted to capture her and torture her for intel.

    • @shadowwolfie85
      @shadowwolfie85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torture with his other "gun".

    • @withergamingcxw1137
      @withergamingcxw1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowwolfie85 which is the spare bolter pistol he always keeps on him

  • @Wayoutthere
    @Wayoutthere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Still a better love story then Twilight

    • @steeltalen3486
      @steeltalen3486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wouter d.B. so true lol

    • @godemperorofmankind4450
      @godemperorofmankind4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, in a setting that everything is either lie or propaganda, i would say why not? :)

    • @zarhun7
      @zarhun7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Eldar murderfucking Slaanesh into existence is a better love story than Twilight!

    • @troytholen4030
      @troytholen4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The tp that I inspect when wiping after taking a poopie is a better love story than twilight

  • @Fuerto203
    @Fuerto203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The moment when you find out GW actually kind of made Love can Bloom canon

    • @lolifico_banzago
      @lolifico_banzago 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Reader Stuff nope but Relic decanonized the whole thing by killing Taldeer off.

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolifico_banzago f them, I want exodite season 2 with the return of Jagatai Khan

  • @vapomaster6967
    @vapomaster6967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:10 best scene.

  • @banzeyegaming2234
    @banzeyegaming2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Inquisition sees this happening*
    *E X T E R M I N A T U S !!!*

  • @cosmicwhale3668
    @cosmicwhale3668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    This guard player has good rolls

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      COSMIC WHALE
      Vindicare aren't part of the guard, they are assasins

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@the_dropbear4392 still had good rolls

    • @fluffyrice6965
      @fluffyrice6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sicarius6501 He hits them on 2+ and wounds on a 2+ ignoring invulns with -3 AP. He just cant roll 1s

    • @davethedm
      @davethedm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COSMIC WHALE it’s time to bust out your codex

    • @Mikazuchireborn
      @Mikazuchireborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still good rolls. It is surprisingly easy for a Vindicare to fail at killing a target. Whether it's failing to hit, failing to wound, failing to get through the opponent's regular armour, or just rolling piss poor on damage. There are lots of opportunities to roll a 1, and I've never once succeeded at killing anything with a vindicare, even 3 of them firing at the same target without moving.

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Sometimes taking a life is more difficult when you can see an enemy's face and since The Eldar appear more human than other xenos life it would be understandable.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's still fucking heresy

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@frenchsoldier8485 Some factions of the Eldar have cooperated with the IOM on multiple occasions. Particularly the Blood Raves have a strong connection with them as Gabriel Angelos worked with them to defeat Chaos on Tartarus and throw back the Tyranids or something. All this heresy nonsense (whether joking or meant serious) is also getting out of hand. Stop making the same old joke.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chrismath149 They also screw humanity over on a regular basis and don't forget before Slaanesh messed up there civilization they allowed some of there kind to hunt humanity like animals lol

    • @imperialguardsman5929
      @imperialguardsman5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You mean more...... *THICC* ??

    • @pierre-rodolphetran-van7585
      @pierre-rodolphetran-van7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frenchsoldier8485 une heresie est toujours une heresie.
      Un bon xeno est un xeno avec un bolt dans la tête!

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    > Eldar Farseers are incredibly powerful psychic beings gifted with amazing powers of premonition and destruction.
    > Farseer hits metal men with her stick.
    Seems legit...

  • @skull1526
    @skull1526 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It was heresy, but Emperor be praised it was some of the most badass shit I had ever seen brother."

  • @southanime
    @southanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    the Love and protection of the God emperor < Big Tiddy Eldar GF

    • @sebastian10226
      @sebastian10226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      And Papa Smurf aproves

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Most of Eldars are flat-chest XD

    • @henchmanzer0
      @henchmanzer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "Wait, something's happening"
      *BOING*

    • @greensleeves5710
      @greensleeves5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what about nice smile inquisitorial waifu

    • @narcisraiciu6919
      @narcisraiciu6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greensleeves5710 Amberley Vail

  • @Iwanuss
    @Iwanuss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I can't believe someone actually animated that fanfiction :D

    • @HalfBreedMix
      @HalfBreedMix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks as if the fanfiction I wanted to see was getting ready to kick off just as the vid ended :-p Just imagine her using those witch-powers while being inside her,,,,,,,damn >:-O

    • @AzurFenix
      @AzurFenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which fan fix? I must know?

    • @src175
      @src175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      AzurFenix It's called "Love can Bloom". It's about a Vindicare assassin falling in love with the Farseer Taldeer after the events of Dark Crusade. Pretty famous on the /tg/ board of 4chan, cause a local writefag (what they call anons who write fanfic and stuff) was the one who made it.

    • @keenangrauberger98
      @keenangrauberger98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      were can i find this fan fic?

    • @meitynajoan5553
      @meitynajoan5553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keenan Grauberger 1d4chan

  • @krelekari
    @krelekari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    eldar: *takes off helmet
    imperial: "OH NO, THEY'RE HOT"

  • @canidae4410
    @canidae4410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would watch.... So much of this... simply because it was amazingly well done.

  • @ValeTheOwl
    @ValeTheOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    To be fair, I do find this incredibly beautiful.
    What makes the Imperium stand out it's not its power, its steel and its mercilessness... it's the fact that, at the end of the day, the soldiers of the Imperium are still humans. There are many other races that are stronger, crazier, more cruel and more powerful than the humans, but the latter still hold the ground and resist, all the while remaining human.
    And sometimes, being human means feeling pity and being merciful. Sometimes, to BE human means doing the right thing, even if it's opposed to everyone else's expectation.
    Sometimes, you just have to be BETTER than the things you fight against, if just to have something to distinguish you from them.

    • @ARescueToaster
      @ARescueToaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      If she was instead a fat, ugly man would you still think it was the right thing to do?

    • @tobiq-airsoft6583
      @tobiq-airsoft6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@ARescueToaster Fat people don't exist on 40k battlefields. Besides, a fat dude would have been slaughtered by the Necrons quicker than the guardsman could shoot.

    • @sierra0756
      @sierra0756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ARescueToaster she's xenos no matter what she will die

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tobiq-airsoft6583 Nurgle begs to differ.

    • @tobiq-airsoft6583
      @tobiq-airsoft6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@asherandai1000 Why would anyone want to save a Nurgle servant,

  • @albertjester
    @albertjester 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I HAVE RETURNED, 326! TO FINALY PUT AN END TO YOUR- oh, wrong place.

  • @giacobbe6553
    @giacobbe6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eldars after this situation: Okay, so just make our banshes fight without helmets and we will win.

  • @p_noizesacha
    @p_noizesacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    can't tell how many times I have watched this , but it stays awesome !!

  • @nekolordnito4931
    @nekolordnito4931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I JUST DID A FUCKING HERESY IN MY PANTS AFTER WATCHING THIS FUCKING VIDEO!!!!!

    • @negativezero8174
      @negativezero8174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Slaanesh works wonders in the crotches of of even the most loyal Imperial sevants.

    • @DaemonPrince
      @DaemonPrince 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That she does my friend that he does

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      START CLENSING YOU FILTH

    • @Rustie3000
      @Rustie3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exterminatus on the way

    • @DaemonPrince
      @DaemonPrince 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHA! THAT I DID MORTAL. In service of chaos anything is bad pr unorthadox is rewarded, may your eyes open to the chaos gods power.

  • @TR-ru7wl
    @TR-ru7wl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    4chan is gonna have a field day talking about this

    • @bobmarine7392
      @bobmarine7392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom R yup

    • @VascusGaming
      @VascusGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not based from a actual 40k book at all.
      It's a fan-fiction that was created on /tg/, which is a 4chan board.

    • @bobmarine7392
      @bobmarine7392 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it Canon now

    • @alexduzon3785
      @alexduzon3785 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      can you provide source for the actual 40k book/novel ?

  • @circustrainstudios341
    @circustrainstudios341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to this one. Thanks, CoJ, for kickstarting my animating passion.

  • @SpectralKnight
    @SpectralKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly really great work from the detail, to the feel to the facial and body expressions

  • @AnotherDoomerWeeb
    @AnotherDoomerWeeb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Dude, you're a great animator but you need to get some better models. The old Dawn of War 1/2 stuff doesn't do your work justice.
    If you ever gain enough support on Patreon to commission some custom Source models alongside some high quality original textures then do it. Your directing style is strong, the depth of field effects were used flawlessly, editing, sound design and voice acting was all of a high quality and although the walk cycles/Combat against the Necrons weren't the best you're still a hundred times better than most of the SFM community and you can very clearly see the models are what was holding your talent back.
    Just get in contact with some 3D Modelists and texture artists who have experience with the source engine.
    It will bump you up to the next level.
    EDIT:
    I just donated to your patreon, I know it's not a lot but In can spare the $4 you're asking for, and hopefully I can donate more as time passes. But in the meantime I hope this helps.

  • @guamsoncruz5107
    @guamsoncruz5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    of course the elder start some trouble that us humans have to clean up... typical

    • @thegoose5294
      @thegoose5294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Gerald Cruz Eldar: "Hey, our race are dying. Let's kill everyone in the galaxy! That would totally works!"

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The eldar murder fucked a new chaos god into existence and everyone else is paying the price.

    • @santiagomunoz6572
      @santiagomunoz6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kainbeamsley187 oh wait. Who created the other three? :/

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@santiagomunoz6572 I'm not 100% sure I assume they were a team effort from multiple party's but I'm not sure.

    • @santiagomunoz6572
      @santiagomunoz6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @arnold jayeola there's an interesting point of view

  • @soggysocks9650
    @soggysocks9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Professionals have standards”
    some unimportant Australian guy

  • @BloodmoonPyke
    @BloodmoonPyke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soldier: "OMG she a wohmen, I cant shoot!!"
    Necrons: : _Simp detected, terminate simp!_

  • @sk1r4
    @sk1r4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Eldar: *Takes the helmet off*
    Assassin: Oh no she's hot!

    • @arminascepas8301
      @arminascepas8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Double taps*

    • @wolfy5103
      @wolfy5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pictured her doing a shampoo commercial style hair shake thanks to you now. x'D

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfy5103 Step on a Necron and he'll tell two friends. Then they'll tell two friends. And so on, and so on, and so on...

  • @Seneca_zero
    @Seneca_zero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I don't know what surprises me more, that someone actually made an animated short out of love can bloom, or that Fantasy Flight Games made it kind of canon? The art and effort in this is appreciated, keep up the good work.

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Paul Gola wait so love can bloom is basically a fanfic that ascended to godhood?

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Shadow Butcher it's absolute heresy. Surprisingly interesting and well written, but heresy nonetheless.

    • @erebusvonmori8050
      @erebusvonmori8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait how did it make canon?

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Erebus Von Mori its mentioned as a easter egg in some of the games, most of which are canon. Including all easter eggs within them.

    • @erebusvonmori8050
      @erebusvonmori8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's absolutely hilarious, I'll have to go reread my rulesbooks to find it.

  • @FatRakoon
    @FatRakoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!
    Cant get anough of these shorts... Well, I could, but then they would have to be longer!

  • @deusexvesania1702
    @deusexvesania1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's why you don't send a simp to do an assassin's job.

  • @jacktaylor4010
    @jacktaylor4010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer

    • @CharlesCalvinTheUndying
      @CharlesCalvinTheUndying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the words of a legend: “You don’t need to whip it like a pool noodle!!” therussianbadger

  • @gamma122gaming2
    @gamma122gaming2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Damn fine work, gentlemen. Damn fine work.
    Now, if only you'd do something with the Salamanders... *wink wink nudge nudge*

    • @valeriusspero5913
      @valeriusspero5913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, i require to see some Black templars purging the entire planet while singing *PURGGINNG WITH MYYY KIIINNN...*

    • @gamma122gaming2
      @gamma122gaming2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RoflcoptertrollingHD *EDGE INTENSIFIES*

    • @valeriusspero5913
      @valeriusspero5913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *YEAH THE EDGE OF MY BLADE HERETIC*

    • @gamma122gaming2
      @gamma122gaming2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ... I must applaud you, sir, that was quite clever. Bravo.
      Now, I must be off. My brothers need me. *THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOON!*

    • @theeternalchronicler3072
      @theeternalchronicler3072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gamma 122 Gaming Salamanders need more love.

  • @solosailor222
    @solosailor222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the close-up surreal textures are Excellent

  • @stevenflynntheghost4845
    @stevenflynntheghost4845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You so need to make a part 2 for this tho it'll be so good

  • @dacook5589
    @dacook5589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When a fan animation is better than the only officially released GW Warhammer 40k movie

    • @restatpeacelollollol4845
      @restatpeacelollollol4845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rojan Jalili so true

    • @thefenrisianssweatshop
      @thefenrisianssweatshop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master RJ my thoughts exactly

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When game cutscenes and fan vids are better than almost anything Hollywood has put out in the last twenty years

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    A fine work you've made here sir. But by Emperor that man is a heretic.

    • @KombatantChampion
      @KombatantChampion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, in fact. He is. Heresy at it’s strongest.

    • @a-man9859
      @a-man9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the emperor worked with the eldar once, so I think he actually would approve of this man's actions. (pls correct me if I'm wrong)

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@a-man9859 Given Imperial policy on xenos even back then, doubt.

    • @praevasc4299
      @praevasc4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do sometimes team up with their enemies against greater threats, so...

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mouro Khar Dont be an asshole, there are a fuckton of 40k novels and the emperor liking eldar is at least widely believed. I'm not saying they're right or wrong but at least be polite.

  • @RCMPGuythunder
    @RCMPGuythunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude had a squidward “Oh no he’s hot” moment

  • @natewood4242
    @natewood4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like to see this short story continue with a few more shorts because it's really good.