I know I thought it One Time when he said it but I Didnt Think we'd be getting it before the ending... Though thats likely a time to update the Bakery Tier... He's Talking Arlong and Im thinking "Well its the Character Development and Quality that is Key to repeat customers.... Oh man Kuma is a super genius with stuff to know how to be the best probably... but I bet he's top tier on this list... man ThIS IS EXCITING.... Hm Spinach Puffs? hmmm... Dont think Ive baked anything in 20 years since some class in school.... but what else do I know about Bakeries as a diabetic besides taste and probably the same level of judgement as any customer... Man So glad to hear all these details for each character... We REALLY Needed this and I guess with a whole week to the next chapter, its a good time for it Id suppose... Man Now I want a Super Franky Deluxe Cake for any time I have low blood sugar Id have some bartolomeo's One Piece Themed Cake... I imagine he would Have gotten a lot of fans that would probably end up joining and making sales a part of Reinvesting into their own Crews' Efforts while getting Tasty stuff... I mean Imagine if Bart Ohh hawkins... man I gotta cut myself off cause Hawkins Its Telling me that He'd Okay he's KINDA Selling me on Hawkins' Bakery... Lordy is Oda gonna create a bakery chain around a character other than Barto? Lordy Boa? Hm She might get frustrated on.... Well Luffy WOULD be Excited to Eat a REALLY Fun Cake so I bet he'd be there and Barto's Bakery would Run over to Impress him at the I mean I doubt she'd be Pudding Sanji Teamwork Tier... I wonder if shed be able to accept Sanji's help or she'd have him turning to stone every few seconds and having to slap him but hed follow her if she tried walking away wouldnt he... Man Kizaru... I Think NOTHING would Be Cooked right.... Their Fruit Powers MAY Interfere with their Operation of a Decent Bakery... Unless he made it a Fast Commute location Kizaru would mess it up if it wasnt always FAST So he'd need a Lot of Fast moving employees. I dont Trust Terrified Marines to make good baked goods but the Right Private Bakers? MAYBE.... Hmm..... Christ I'll write an essay on each Character if I dont stop myself... And I havent Eaten at any of these hypothetical Bakeries.... Though Neither has Tekking but he may have at least visited some One Piece Related Food place in Japan one time like I imagine Rogersbase has... Though oh thank god the ads are done... WAIT Brook?! It'd be a Place to Go For Tea with your Friends.... and the MUSIC would be GREAT.... I wont make jokes on Buggy... I mean if he made it FUN..... I know its proably not Health food...and it wouldnt be the Cookies or Bakery food that would Sell well.. actually if they made a Whacky but tasty flavour food MAYBE it could be a Hit.... If He knew he could sell it fast... Man Buggy is functionally a dunkin donuts then? man thats sad... I mean He COULD Do it but Would we want that? if they make Dunkin themed like One Piece I might actually go there for things but I dont go Places Anymore... so... Caesar is a concern for sure... I dont enjoy doctors offices Oh man Roll Perception... Oh man What if theyre ACTUALYL Great?! and theres a FEW Repeat Customers IT COULD Work Until he Kills little Timmy and Marvels over his Corpse's Demise with Deep Commentary..... Bege with all those People it could Be REALLY Cool if its Like an Actual Exciting Place to Get Baked Goods from... I mean if he went with the Family angle of Him and His Wife OVER the Mob Boss thing BEHIND IT I'd Say its a Good Front Op.... If he had Chiffon and the Baby in the Front I bet theyd have ONE Special thing theyd Get REALLY Good Some Customers would Know... Cavendish's man all that is is a place to just attract ladies until they see him be insensitive BUT thats Dressrosa Writing.... Man now its like a yelp review so... IT COULD Get messy... I mean I wouldnt wanna eat at jack the ripper's bakery.... Cause that's concerning... Imagine if the Ripper was a PrettyBoy Upperclassmen in London that just went to East End to Kill prostitutes Or a Cop or something... This is what I think While Okay Cavendish would probably TRY To not Kill his Customers... Yeah Hakuba's the Concern unless we have him in a Special Therapy or something... I mena MAYBE his Therapyy could be Putting that Murderous Rage into a Different thing... I mean if the Food's worth Getting Murdered... Big Mom WOULD Have a VERY TIRED Bakery.... and they'd only have One thing She Likes thatd Change with..... oh man if Yonkos made their Own Corporate Bakeries... They'd Just be Threatened By fookin World Government... Man If Yonkos ran Bakeries then I would MAYBE Go there if They WERENT as Personally Involved... Though Big Mom is a THREATENING Character... I think if its HER PLACE Employees that arent Valuable WOULD be Ehhhh BUT IMAGINE THE HOMIES....Good God Imagine if she Offered to Put Your Own Soul into your Food so You Reabsored it when you Eat it?? That'd Be KINDA Weird but if it Worked IT MIGHT be the Most Healthy Way to Use her Fruit for spreading Joy...." man I gotta stop typing.... fook Im HUNGRY now.... : /
I see whitebeards bakery as the little bakery in a back alley that only locals know. But he would treat every customer like family because he knows them all. And on his menu everything is made with love
Fun Fact about Arlong: In Japan, there was a series of cup noodle commercials featuring the Straw Hats reimagined as high school students. In the “Nami” commercial, Arlong is reimagined as a brutal restaurant owner who employs Nami as a dishwasher. The restaurant is actually packed in the background so I imagine he has to make pretty decent food!
Regarding Bege, the baked goods would be absolutely amazing. Historically, mafia fronts which served as restaurants were absolutely fantastic. They are the best pizza places in the entirety of the downtown. The core reason is that the boss doesn’t want to eat a bad pizza while he is in the back doing whatever. They would hire the absolute best chefs and buy the top of the line ingredients. So I guarantee, Bege would not disappoint.
It isn't just that. Maffia heavily rely on integrating themselves in the community and having a positive front to hide their activities. So running a restaurant well, having it well decorated and serving good food so people have a very positive experience is kind of the best way to do that. It's basically a way to bribe the community in a completely legal way that doesn't raise any eyebrows.
@@russelllim4891 yeah but trees are actually important in one piece. The Tree of Knowledge in Ohara, the Treasure Tree Adam that produced the wood to make the Oro Jackson and the Thousand Sunny, the Sunlight Tree Eve which provides light and oxygen to Fishman Island. But bakeries were just a running gag on the channel
@@russelllim4891 And garbage, as well as fish. Although the latter is kinda just obvious. I mean, luffy punching a sea king, higuma getting swallowed by one, shanks sacrificing an arm to one for the sake of luffy, some of them talking telepathically, fish people as a whole existing, not to mention kaido's fish fish mythical fruit.
I am listening to this at work just thinking how awkward it would be if my coworkers asked me what I was listening to and I had to explain that I was in fact listening to some 27 year old TH-camr named Matt talk about a hypothetical scenario where 56 characters from a Japanese comic about pirates were to open up bakeries
I don't think it would've been good. A chemist does not study tastes, which are less scientific properties of things. But for sure he could've made it as, or even more, addictive than the Semla candies.
@@user-qi3rm2wr5m There is a very old saying in the cooking industry; Cooking is art, baking is chemistry. The precision and room for mistake is much closer to chemistry. Take it from a chef and baker with multiple decades experience.
Nami and Sanji would definitely make two of the best bakerys ever. Nami for her bussiness skills and Sanji for his cooking skills. Also for Whitebeard's bakery I feel like he would be the kind of boss to be in the stablishment constantly talking to the customers and overall making it feel like a very welcoming place
I think he has greatly underestimated how good Lucci;s bakery would be. If he put in the amount of effort to become a baker as he did as an under cover shipwright he would easily be one of the best.
@@Pablo360able fair I have only experienced home made donuts from one place that I used to live by and they used to use a special fryer to make their home made donuts so I didn’t know you could bake them.
I can't wait for part two. We need to get Monkey D. Dragon, Ivankov, Sabo, some more of the revolutionaries, Ace, Carrot, some other minks, Roger, Rayleigh, some more of the Roger Pirates, the Red Scabbards, Marco, the All-Stars, Katakuri, Perospero, some more of Big Mom's children, Dr. Kureha, maybe throw some Celestial Dragons in there for a laugh, and of course most importantly, One Piece's most powerful character, Gaimon. Yeah, so like I was saying, can't wait for parts three, four, and five! :)
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I need to correct one thing. Arlong would treat his staff VERY VERY WELL! Arlong would only hire fishmen and Arlong was shown to be deeply caring of and treating all of his crewmates like his brothers.
I could honestly see Usopp being an amazing cake Artist. You know, the ones with the fancy flowers or the ones from Cake Boss where they’re highly detailed works of art.
@@joshshrum2764 Sanji is great at it (he’s a chef of course he can bake lol) but Usopp is an artist that can sculpt. He could probably make a cake that looks like a person
@@Rika24 I’m saying they are both great at detail, and artist design if he couldn’t would he be such a great chief probably not you need personality, and skill to be so good can’t be diverse if you are just a really skilled chief.
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I feel like Chopper's bakery would be like those anime pop up cafes in Japan. The food wouldn't be the best but people would come there for the merch and picture taking.
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I like how if Buggy starts a barkery, he will actually be more dangerous ans destroy a town faster than he actively trying like what he did in the East Blue
Surprised that when Tekking was talking about Bartolemew's straw-hat themed bakery he didn't talk about Nami or Robin themed foods. He definitely would have brought up something about a "certain something" of theirs.
I could imagine Smoker having a cigar lounge bakery, probably the kinda place that serves Scotch and Scones or something. (I’ve never had scones before but maybe they make sense together). Like a “Man’s” Bakery. No cigarettes allowed, only Cubanos
*Deep Narrator Voice* When pertaining to the most important of issues, bakeries of course, Luffy manages to bring the best out of everyone. The critically acclaimed pirate but mostly bakery related shonen, One Piece.
I feel like the best baker in all anime, would just be Iroh. Why? I don't even know, man just gives off the vibe of someone who gives that bomb baking. And he's old enough to have experience with some business so he'd be good with that. That or Ichibei who could cheat and name the food tasty to make them good and name the restaurant pretty to make it look appealing.
Idk why but I imagine iroh using his fire bending to bake his goods with a show like habachi. (P.S. could you imagine how well he could knead the dough after he got out of prison with those muscles and abs.)
I’ve been listening to this video every night all week and it has helped me fall asleep bcuz I ran out of sleep meds and can’t get any until Sunday so this has bee. The only way for me to sleep
Thank you Tekking, I can no longer watch any other One piece related content, as it could never even in my wildest dream come even close to comparing to this
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I imagined Moria using doppelman as the baker instead of the zombies like you mentioned and Doppelman makes amazing baked goods and whenever Moria tries to bake himself he would burn things. A few zombies for maintenance at the bakery and Doppelman and brick bats doing the kitchen work and it would have a really cool gothic aesthetic and vibe
I would have personally put Mihawk at the very top, just for one simple reason. To me, Mihawk is the sort of person that, if he chooses to dedicate himself to something, he will do everything in his power to be the best, just like Zoro. If he chose to dedicate his life to this bakery then Mihawk would rather die than not have the best bakery.
Man, you have great talent. You keep me engaged in every video (and the videos are like 50 minutes averagely) Keeping someone engaged for an hour is a talent
I’m so invested in tekkings videos i literally clicked on the video and it was released 16 seconds ago. I love you tekking!!! Keep up the amazing content 😎
I feel like Bege should be higher on the list because he is married to Chiffon and she is a really good baker and an expert in Chiffon cakes. Oh man that would be perfect for them running a bakery with ties to the mafia the quintessence of their relationship.
I know this will likely never happen but it feels like something that should happen, I think tekking should make a devil fruit tier based on which devil fruits would be most useful in day to day life.
@@Fvogmage Katakuri's mochi fruit or perospero's candy fruit, hell really any of the charolette family's powers like cracker or opera would be good on a donut, but logistically streusen's cook cook fruit would probably be the most useful for making donuts
I misread the thumbnail as “The Best Bankruptcy” before looking at the title. So my first reaction was yeah Luffy running a bakery probably would end in bankruptcy but the chaotic lead up would be fun to witness. Before realizing I read the thumbnail wrong.
I could picture Chopper doing good at baking since he's great with chemistry (medical chemistry yes but chemistry none the less) and what is baking/cooking but chemistry you're supposed to eat. Plus I imagine he could give people quick health checkups if they asked and maybe figure out what the healthiest choice for them would be to recommend. Like a one stop shop for sweets, cuteness, and medical services
I've been waiting my entire life for this tier list. Thank you Tekking for opening my eyes, and allowing me to find out THE VERY BEST!!! baker is ALL of One Piece
Me when tekking got to Boa's bakery: And like that I think running a bakery has started to become something of a tragic backstory in itself. Didn't think that was possible before, but here I am now.
I feel like Law would've been a really good candidate for a cheesecake bakery. I can Imagine it being a really good high class bakery you'd have to make a reservation for.
For some reason I thought this would just be a compilation of every “bakery” reference he has made in the past…. But this is so much more and so much better.
I feel like Crocodile could have a really good baking empire, actually, considering that Mr. One's partner owned a cafe for a while and Ms. valentine's dream was apparently to be a candy maker (or something like that). And Rain Dinners probably had a restaurant in there somewhere. So at the very least he would have the administrative stuff down.
I was thinking Sanji for the very best because not only is he the best cook, he has experience with professional kitchens. However I quickly realized that sexual harassment lawsuits would quickly bankrupt his bakery.
A take on Hawkins' Bakery- His Tarot cards might tell him to have a diverse menu. He could also use his divination to figure out what each customer's current favorite baked good would be.
A thing to note about kuma, ingredients change a lot depending on where you are, so especially with something as delicate as baking, following a recipe to a t might work to his disadvantage
Just so you know Matt, Law could technically sell cheesecake like cheesecake factory does. I think he'd be in the amazing category if you consider everything he could do with his powers.
I imagine Eneru wouldn’t start his own Bakery, it’s just he gets his ass kicked by Luffy again, or maybe just Jinbe, having no context who he is, smacks him down, and he’s forced to work in Conis’ Cafe.
I love how you suggested using THESE bakeries as ideas for a D&D campaign because I'm making one right now and the though crossed my mind like halfway through. Sometimes I swear you're inside my brain with these videos
Only Tekking could make a 2 hour and 22 minute episode about who would be the best baker. With this video alone, Oda should do an interview with Tekking.
I wonder if the tier list would be very different if we looked at entire crews/ factions working together... E.g., Bege's bakery vs. Crocodile's, with all their subordinates
Absolutely criminal that you discussed Bege without mentioning his wife, a literal Baker... Also no Katakuri? His Donut shop would surely be run to perfection, plus he could make various Mochi filled treats with no effort at all. In fact you could walk in to the store and he would already be holding your mochi-filled treat because he saw the future so he knew what you were going to order.
This is a very good point, and an interesting idea. But I have questions. Is the mochi coming from Katakuri himself? Is that considered cannibalism? Would *you* eat mochi that came from the body of a person? Would the mochi taste like whatever food Katakuri ate that day? Would it have a weird flavor at all? So. Many. Questions. His future sight would be hella helpful, good catch. I'm kinda hoping Tekking brings any of this up in his future Pt. 2.
@@ANite-vx1vk We did see Luffy eat his Mochi so at the very least it's fine to eat, granted Luffy can eat food that tastes like shit and it will still be good to him, so we can't exactly gauge the quality. I don't think the ethical concerns of cannibalism really matter as he can detatch the mochi from his main body, and even turn his surroundings into Mochi. There definitely needs to be a part 2 just off the back of him not having Katakuri, and overlooking several key aspects that would make his bakery elite.
Putting Big Mom's theoretical bakery under "eh" should be a crime. She would have the highest standards for what is served at her bakeries. Otherwise she would just murder the chefs. She's also has access to some of the best chefs in the world. Her bakery would be at the highest tier, no doubt.
I never would have expected to want Bartolomeo and Kuma to co-open an amazing bakery, but Tekking talked me into it. They can call it Bartolomeo & Bartholomew.
This video is the platonic idea of a tier list. A perfect demonstration of what I feel is the guiding principle that separates the wheat-tier tier lists from the chaff-tier tier lists: The core of the content isn‘t really the resulting tier list, but the discussions we had along the way.
I'd honestly be stuck between Robin's, Sanji's, or Mihawk's bakery depending on what mood I'm in. Brook's, and Whitebeard's bakery would also be great choices imo.
i fell asleep to one piece theories and at 5am this video auto played and made me start dreaming of one piece characters starting bakeries to varying levels of success based off your ranking
Arlong loves money, I think that would push him to be at least good. I think you need to consider Kuma's finances, he would make it so efficient. And if you allow for the use of his devil fruit, I can imagine a few uses. Hawkins would use his tarot to tell when to bake every batch, so you could always find them fresh. Buggy is anamazing chemist, he would have the most creative bakery ever.
You could have included the following characters : 1. Big mom's children (oven,katakuri, biscuit,candyman,etc.) 2. Some minks (carrot,shishilian,pedro) 3. Gol D roger 4. Sengoku 5. Dragon 6. Ivankov 7. Celestial dragons 🤐
Fun list, and I mostly agree, bu man...I knew you wouldn't do Luffy right. Tekking...what is Luffy's most impressive/dangerous ability according to Mihawk? You go hard with some of these characters by exploring all of their abilities, but skimp on some others. Luffy wouldn't bake himself. Between his good intentions, attitude and ESPECIALLY his charisma, he would gather a gang of extremely talented bakers who dreamed of creating the most delicious treats, but couldn't because of something holding them back. And then, Luffy's attitude, despite his inability to bake himself, would inspire them to break off their chains, and join him in creating the absolute best bakery in the world, with him as the manager that it's there mostly because he inspires them. And probably as a sort of security in case they ever got some unsavory clients trying to start trouble.
finally, the MOST IMPORTANT tekking video i legitimately have a one piece D&D campaign so honestly i will DEFINITELY use at least one of these if not more of them
I think Leo would have a huge problem with the bakery: he (like all tontatta) is way too naive. Almost every person he gets his ingredients from would screw him over without him noticing.
I think fujitora would be on amazing tier. His observation haki made him feel that the people in dressrosa were happy and not scared from the strawhats so he would probably be able to feel certain emotions. He is one of the kindest marines and likes to please people.
The difference is venom has to be injected So long as you don’t have any stomach ulcers or injuries in your intestines you could safely drink a cup of rattlesnake venom
A counter for Magellan's bakery! It could be a specialty bakery where thrill seekers come to enjoy baked goods. Magellan could have antidotes on standby and market it to where it's a bakery where you have a chance of dying. It would be like eating that specific pufferfish whose venom kills entire elephants and there are no known antitodes. Magellan would make it taste good and will upfront tell people what venom they are eating.
Sounds like an interesting idea. For some sweets, they could be flavored with Tonka beans, a plant with similar notes to vanilla but can prove highly toxic if consumed in high volumes.
The fact that Zef isn't here annoys me but thats understandable since he runs a restaurant. Also i disagree with ceaser. I'd say hes possibly one of the best. Heres why. The dude has had so much shit happen to him lately that he probably got tired of the weapon business so instead he opens a bakery. Have you seen those videos of people cooking with Bunsen burners and liquid nitrogen? Thats amazing. He would be making stuff like instant freezing ice cream cakes and weird sciency pastries with impossible looking fillings. Also fun fact about rattlesnake venom. As long as you don't have a ulcer you can actually eat some of it safely.
I mean alternate universe, but he already owns a fancy restaurant which is even better in the Timeskip unless creig, destroyed it completely, then maybe he’d start a bakery.
Kizaru’s Light Speed Baking Delivery He doesn’t MAKE the cakes, but he DELIVERS them using his Devil Fruit. He could be selling regular store-bought sweets, but imagine the business of “want a cake? $30 and a good cake will be at your door in 10 minutes, guaranteed. But don’t just talk to us, talk to our owner!” “Eeeeeeeeeh…. I’ll deliver you dessert before you can say…. Eeeer… what was it again..?”
Counterpoint on Kizaru. His weed brownies would be absolutely insane.
Dude, his laser light shows would be worth it to pay his prices.
He could call it kizaru's cosmic brownies
He would be an edibles dealer
I’d try ‘em
Ye and opium in evrything probaly
Missed the opportunity to call doflamingos bakery “Dough Flamingo”
Yes, just yes.
This is unironically probably the most anticipated video on tekkings channel it’s been foreshadowed for years
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I know I thought it One Time when he said it but I Didnt Think we'd be getting it before the ending... Though thats likely a time to update the Bakery Tier...
He's Talking Arlong and Im thinking "Well its the Character Development and Quality that is Key to repeat customers.... Oh man Kuma is a super genius with stuff to know how to be the best probably... but I bet he's top tier on this list... man ThIS IS EXCITING.... Hm Spinach Puffs? hmmm... Dont think Ive baked anything in 20 years since some class in school.... but what else do I know about Bakeries as a diabetic besides taste and probably the same level of judgement as any customer...
Man So glad to hear all these details for each character...
We REALLY Needed this and I guess with a whole week to the next chapter, its a good time for it Id suppose...
Man Now I want a Super Franky Deluxe Cake for any time I have low blood sugar Id have some bartolomeo's One Piece Themed Cake... I imagine he would Have gotten a lot of fans that would probably end up joining and making sales a part of Reinvesting into their own Crews' Efforts while getting Tasty stuff... I mean Imagine if Bart
Ohh hawkins... man I gotta cut myself off cause Hawkins Its Telling me that He'd
Okay he's KINDA Selling me on Hawkins' Bakery... Lordy is Oda gonna create a bakery chain around a character other than Barto? Lordy Boa? Hm She might get frustrated on.... Well Luffy WOULD be Excited to Eat a REALLY Fun Cake so I bet he'd be there and Barto's Bakery would Run over to Impress him at the I mean I doubt she'd be Pudding Sanji Teamwork Tier...
I wonder if shed be able to accept Sanji's help or she'd have him turning to stone every few seconds and having to slap him but hed follow her if she tried walking away wouldnt he...
Man Kizaru... I Think NOTHING would Be Cooked right.... Their Fruit Powers MAY Interfere with their Operation of a Decent Bakery... Unless he made it a Fast Commute location Kizaru would mess it up if it wasnt always FAST So he'd need a Lot of Fast moving employees. I dont Trust Terrified Marines to make good baked goods but the Right Private Bakers? MAYBE.... Hmm.....
Christ I'll write an essay on each Character if I dont stop myself...
And I havent Eaten at any of these hypothetical Bakeries.... Though Neither has Tekking but he may have at least visited some One Piece Related Food place in Japan one time like I imagine Rogersbase has... Though oh thank god the ads are done... WAIT Brook?! It'd be a Place to Go For Tea with your Friends.... and the MUSIC would be GREAT.... I wont make jokes on Buggy... I mean if he made it FUN..... I know its proably not Health food...and it wouldnt be the Cookies or Bakery food that would Sell well.. actually if they made a Whacky but tasty flavour food MAYBE it could be a Hit.... If He knew he could sell it fast... Man Buggy is functionally a dunkin donuts then? man thats sad... I mean He COULD Do it but Would we want that? if they make Dunkin themed like One Piece I might actually go there for things but I dont go Places Anymore... so...
Caesar is a concern for sure... I dont enjoy doctors offices
Oh man Roll Perception... Oh man What if theyre ACTUALYL Great?! and theres a FEW Repeat Customers IT COULD Work Until he Kills little Timmy and Marvels over his Corpse's Demise with Deep Commentary.....
Bege with all those People it could Be REALLY Cool if its Like an Actual Exciting Place to Get Baked Goods from... I mean if he went with the Family angle of Him and His Wife OVER the Mob Boss thing BEHIND IT I'd Say its a Good Front Op....
If he had Chiffon and the Baby in the Front I bet theyd have ONE Special thing theyd Get REALLY Good Some Customers would Know... Cavendish's man all that is is a place to just attract ladies until they see him be insensitive BUT thats Dressrosa Writing.... Man now its like a yelp review so... IT COULD Get messy... I mean I wouldnt wanna eat at jack the ripper's bakery.... Cause that's concerning... Imagine if the Ripper was a PrettyBoy Upperclassmen in London that just went to East End to Kill prostitutes Or a Cop or something...
This is what I think While
Okay Cavendish would probably TRY To not Kill his Customers... Yeah Hakuba's the Concern unless we have him in a Special Therapy or something... I mena MAYBE his Therapyy could be Putting that Murderous Rage into a Different thing... I mean if the Food's worth Getting Murdered...
Big Mom WOULD Have a VERY TIRED Bakery.... and they'd only have One thing She Likes thatd Change with..... oh man if Yonkos made their Own Corporate Bakeries... They'd Just be Threatened By fookin World Government... Man If Yonkos ran Bakeries then I would MAYBE Go there if They WERENT as Personally Involved... Though Big Mom is a THREATENING Character... I think if its HER PLACE Employees that arent Valuable WOULD be Ehhhh BUT IMAGINE THE HOMIES....Good God Imagine if she Offered to Put Your Own Soul into your Food so You Reabsored it when you Eat it?? That'd Be KINDA Weird but if it Worked IT MIGHT be the Most Healthy Way to Use her Fruit for spreading Joy...."
man I gotta stop typing....
fook Im HUNGRY now.... : /
It really has hasn't it
I see whitebeards bakery as the little bakery in a back alley that only locals know. But he would treat every customer like family because he knows them all. And on his menu everything is made with love
It’s the type of local place where you have to old guys that hang out there everyday for hours
This is straight fax
@@brandonfranklin1410 *two*
So like Cheers, but it's a bakery instead of a bar.
Fun Fact about Arlong: In Japan, there was a series of cup noodle commercials featuring the Straw Hats reimagined as high school students. In the “Nami” commercial, Arlong is reimagined as a brutal restaurant owner who employs Nami as a dishwasher. The restaurant is actually packed in the background so I imagine he has to make pretty decent food!
That's not baking tho
i though that also you also don't need to make the baked goods yourself you can buy stuff from companies and sell them
Ah I love those commercials.
Would he sell fish I’m sorry that’s messed up.
@@ozone005 I mean tekking did mention like Franky, would be better for a grill kitchen.
Regarding Bege, the baked goods would be absolutely amazing.
Historically, mafia fronts which served as restaurants were absolutely fantastic. They are the best pizza places in the entirety of the downtown.
The core reason is that the boss doesn’t want to eat a bad pizza while he is in the back doing whatever. They would hire the absolute best chefs and buy the top of the line ingredients.
So I guarantee, Bege would not disappoint.
That and you have to spend money to wash it. Easier when you're throwing everything through the inventory and pay to take it out the backend.
It isn't just that. Maffia heavily rely on integrating themselves in the community and having a positive front to hide their activities. So running a restaurant well, having it well decorated and serving good food so people have a very positive experience is kind of the best way to do that.
It's basically a way to bribe the community in a completely legal way that doesn't raise any eyebrows.
@@MrMarinus18 Exactly!!! 👊👊✊✊👏👏👏
Same with crocodile
True
Respect to tekking for turning a meme on his channel into a 2.5 hour long video. Oda would be proud
Only Tekking could accomplish this
@et de stellis God of randomness more like. But, fair enough. Lol.
The guy made a video about *TREES*
@@russelllim4891 yeah but trees are actually important in one piece. The Tree of Knowledge in Ohara, the Treasure Tree Adam that produced the wood to make the Oro Jackson and the Thousand Sunny, the Sunlight Tree Eve which provides light and oxygen to Fishman Island. But bakeries were just a running gag on the channel
@@russelllim4891 And garbage, as well as fish. Although the latter is kinda just obvious. I mean, luffy punching a sea king, higuma getting swallowed by one, shanks sacrificing an arm to one for the sake of luffy, some of them talking telepathically, fish people as a whole existing, not to mention kaido's fish fish mythical fruit.
I am listening to this at work just thinking how awkward it would be if my coworkers asked me what I was listening to and I had to explain that I was in fact listening to some 27 year old TH-camr named Matt talk about a hypothetical scenario where 56 characters from a Japanese comic about pirates were to open up bakeries
This is a very convoluted inside joke
This is underrated and hilarious this is my real life lol
Matt is 29 tho lol
@@L1nk880 back when the comment was made he was 27
@@mauricioalonso2157 aha! I didn't even think of that lol
This man turned a running gag into a 2 hour long video This is why tekking101 is a legend
Couldn't agree more!
The same man that has a Brick Co-host, are you surprised?
The king of the one piece tubers.
If Cesar was serious about having a successful bakery, I think it would be amazing. Baking is more chemistry than other forms of cooking.
I don't think it would've been good. A chemist does not study tastes, which are less scientific properties of things. But for sure he could've made it as, or even more, addictive than the Semla candies.
@@user-qi3rm2wr5m There is a very old saying in the cooking industry; Cooking is art, baking is chemistry. The precision and room for mistake is much closer to chemistry. Take it from a chef and baker with multiple decades experience.
@@radaro.9682 Gotta ask my uncle about the saying, man's made master baker twice.
@@radaro.9682No, baking is alchemy. You acidently added 0,5 spoon of baking power instead off 1 and now your delicious cake is abomination of taste
@@komiks42 alchemy is pseudoscience at best and straight lies at its worst. I think you mean chemistry.
only tekking fans will understand the purpose of this masterpiece
Yes only us who follow him would get this lol am here for it lol
Love it
FACTS
I am new here, but I can see why Matt loves the bakery.
Top Tier TH-cam!!
Nami and Sanji would definitely make two of the best bakerys ever. Nami for her bussiness skills and Sanji for his cooking skills.
Also for Whitebeard's bakery I feel like he would be the kind of boss to be in the stablishment constantly talking to the customers and overall making it feel like a very welcoming place
This is their epilogue for One Piece in my head cannon!
I think he has greatly underestimated how good Lucci;s bakery would be. If he put in the amount of effort to become a baker as he did as an under cover shipwright he would easily be one of the best.
Same
lucci is also already a great name for an italian bakery
Idk why but I imagine Lucci making a homemade donut shop. Does that count as a bakery?
@@Pablo360able fair I have only experienced home made donuts from one place that I used to live by and they used to use a special fryer to make their home made donuts so I didn’t know you could bake them.
@@Pablo360able pretty sure donuts are fried not baked dude
I can't wait for part two. We need to get Monkey D. Dragon, Ivankov, Sabo, some more of the revolutionaries, Ace, Carrot, some other minks, Roger, Rayleigh, some more of the Roger Pirates, the Red Scabbards, Marco, the All-Stars, Katakuri, Perospero, some more of Big Mom's children, Dr. Kureha, maybe throw some Celestial Dragons in there for a laugh, and of course most importantly, One Piece's most powerful character, Gaimon.
Yeah, so like I was saying, can't wait for parts three, four, and five! :)
Marco's Pineapple Upside-down Cake
@@jackroberts2704 Marco's Bakery also sells pot products, medicinal or recreational, and even god can't convince me otherwise.
Ace's bakery would only sell human sized donuts
@@sogekingsimp2469 no it would be Akainus bakery
Everyone: What is he doing?
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Hello Tekking! I am a longtime fan of yours and I just want to say thank you for all that you do. The care you put into your videos is seriously something to behold and they really help me through thick and thin. I had a panic episode last October and functioning at all was incredibly difficult, but your videos were what kept me going. I am doing a lot better now, and actually now landed a job at an anime/manga company, and I never would have gotten this far without your content so thank you.
As someone who was an artisan baker for about 3 years, I love this and feel very seen, thanks Tekking
Call me crazy but I think Mihawk would actually have a fancy bakery. I think he'd stick with the vampire theme on his off time.
OH MY GOD THE MAD MAN FINALLY DID IT, TEKKING YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU!
I need to correct one thing. Arlong would treat his staff VERY VERY WELL!
Arlong would only hire fishmen and Arlong was shown to be deeply caring of and treating all of his crewmates like his brothers.
I could honestly see Usopp being an amazing cake Artist. You know, the ones with the fancy flowers or the ones from Cake Boss where they’re highly detailed works of art.
Yeah but Sanji would do that on steroids especially for mermaids, and chicks plus can’t he cook with his fire leg.
@@joshshrum2764 I’d say Sanji could be very good at it but Usopp is just generally better at artistry.
@@FirstLast-zl8my Honestly i think their both great at that aspect, but ight.
@@joshshrum2764 Sanji is great at it (he’s a chef of course he can bake lol) but Usopp is an artist that can sculpt. He could probably make a cake that looks like a person
@@Rika24 I’m saying they are both great at detail, and artist design if he couldn’t would he be such a great chief probably not you need personality, and skill to be so good can’t be diverse if you are just a really skilled chief.
Tekking, I’ve been in boot camp for the past two and a half months. One of the biggest motivators I had to finish was that I would have over 60 of your videos to watch. And then you upload this masterpiece, and it’s almost like you’re welcoming me back. So I just wanted to say thank you for being you and for making all of us smile
I feel like Chopper's bakery would be like those anime pop up cafes in Japan. The food wouldn't be the best but people would come there for the merch and picture taking.
Or furry bait.
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Everyone. Long time tekking fans. At this point he isn't just a dude in our lives. This man is like family. Love this guy. Always cheers me up. Just by being him. 👏👍👌
He really is.
When one piece ends, Tekking will start a bakery
And fairy Nico Robin with bunny ear will send him to One Piece world without any knowledge of it.
Strangely enough, this is basically an evaluation of how good different One Piece Captains would be if applied to running a business.
Not really
I'm getting the same feeling watching this as I did with Avengers Endgame. It's the culmination of years of build-up!
Couldn’t agree more
I like how if Buggy starts a barkery, he will actually be more dangerous ans destroy a town faster than he actively trying like what he did in the East Blue
Surprised that when Tekking was talking about Bartolemew's straw-hat themed bakery he didn't talk about Nami or Robin themed foods. He definitely would have brought up something about a "certain something" of theirs.
Definitely could make a joke about munching on Nami and Robin's cookies.
hehehe, buns
Probably not
Nami Hooters and Robin Eggs
Cake
I could imagine Smoker having a cigar lounge bakery, probably the kinda place that serves Scotch and Scones or something. (I’ve never had scones before but maybe they make sense together). Like a “Man’s” Bakery. No cigarettes allowed, only Cubanos
No, they don't. Scotch goes well with savories. So meat pies probably. Or those pastry pies from the Caribbean.
Now this is the kind of videos i love from Tekking
*Deep Narrator Voice*
When pertaining to the most important of issues, bakeries of course, Luffy manages to bring the best out of everyone. The critically acclaimed pirate but mostly bakery related shonen, One Piece.
I feel like the best baker in all anime, would just be Iroh. Why? I don't even know, man just gives off the vibe of someone who gives that bomb baking. And he's old enough to have experience with some business so he'd be good with that. That or Ichibei who could cheat and name the food tasty to make them good and name the restaurant pretty to make it look appealing.
"Sugar Tea Dragons" would be an interesting name for irohs
Idk why but I imagine iroh using his fire bending to bake his goods with a show like habachi. (P.S. could you imagine how well he could knead the dough after he got out of prison with those muscles and abs.)
Iroh is not really from an anime.
I’ve been listening to this video every night all week and it has helped me fall asleep bcuz I ran out of sleep meds and can’t get any until Sunday so this has bee. The only way for me to sleep
Thank you Tekking, I can no longer watch any other One piece related content, as it could never even in my wildest dream come even close to comparing to this
Agree
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I imagined Moria using doppelman as the baker instead of the zombies like you mentioned and Doppelman makes amazing baked goods and whenever Moria tries to bake himself he would burn things. A few zombies for maintenance at the bakery and Doppelman and brick bats doing the kitchen work and it would have a really cool gothic aesthetic and vibe
I would have personally put Mihawk at the very top, just for one simple reason. To me, Mihawk is the sort of person that, if he chooses to dedicate himself to something, he will do everything in his power to be the best, just like Zoro. If he chose to dedicate his life to this bakery then Mihawk would rather die than not have the best bakery.
Alucard is the vibe I get. He's proud and seeks challenge but isn't predatory.
We need this for other series NOW. We need bleach, Naruto, dragon ball, spongebob, ben 10... Just turn the channel into a bakery tier lists!
Also would be dope a crossover like the best from each series against each others.
Bleach would make this amazing, especially with Kubo often telling about their cullinary stuff in side stories.
Well that'd be one way to give Tekking nightmares
Lol. Please God no
You just know Kenpachi can make a good soufflé
Man, you have great talent. You keep me engaged in every video (and the videos are like 50 minutes averagely)
Keeping someone engaged for an hour is a talent
I’m so invested in tekkings videos i literally clicked on the video and it was released 16 seconds ago. I love you tekking!!! Keep up the amazing content 😎
I feel like Bege should be higher on the list because he is married to Chiffon and she is a really good baker and an expert in Chiffon cakes. Oh man that would be perfect for them running a bakery with ties to the mafia the quintessence of their relationship.
Said the same thing, Chiffon on the bakery staff would be a big plus for the Capone Family Bakery 👪
yea beges bakery would be 100% a money laundering scheme.
Yeaah agree
A masterpiece years in the making has finally come to pass
I know this will likely never happen but it feels like something that should happen, I think tekking should make a devil fruit tier based on which devil fruits would be most useful in day to day life.
Which devil fruit is most usefull in making a bakery?
@@Fvogmage Katakuri's mochi fruit or perospero's candy fruit, hell really any of the charolette family's powers like cracker or opera would be good on a donut, but logistically streusen's cook cook fruit would probably be the most useful for making donuts
I misread the thumbnail as “The Best Bankruptcy” before looking at the title. So my first reaction was yeah Luffy running a bakery probably would end in bankruptcy but the chaotic lead up would be fun to witness. Before realizing I read the thumbnail wrong.
Luffy is lucky Nami joined cause Luffy don't know how to manage money very well and Zoro just spent his bounty money on food and drinks.
I could picture Chopper doing good at baking since he's great with chemistry (medical chemistry yes but chemistry none the less) and what is baking/cooking but chemistry you're supposed to eat. Plus I imagine he could give people quick health checkups if they asked and maybe figure out what the healthiest choice for them would be to recommend. Like a one stop shop for sweets, cuteness, and medical services
I've been waiting my entire life for this tier list. Thank you Tekking for opening my eyes, and allowing me to find out THE VERY BEST!!! baker is ALL of One Piece
Me when tekking got to Boa's bakery: And like that I think running a bakery has started to become something of a tragic backstory in itself. Didn't think that was possible before, but here I am now.
I feel like Law would've been a really good candidate for a cheesecake bakery. I can Imagine it being a really good high class bakery you'd have to make a reservation for.
11:14 Bartholomew Kuma
14:45 Bartolomeo
18:28 Basil Hawkins
22:15 Boa Hancock
24:54 Borsalino/Admiral Kizaru
26:45 Admiral Aokiji
26:58 Brook
29:26 Buggy
34:31 Caesar Clown
37:24 Capone Bege
39:30 Cavendish
44:55 Charlotte Linlin / Big Mom
47:40 Sir Crocodile
49:30 Doflamingo (57:19 re-ranking)
52:59 Dracule Mihawk
58:13 Edward Newgate / Whitebeard
Enel
1:08:40 Eustass Kid
1:10:54 Franky
1:13:11 Gecko Moria
1:15:39 Hajrudin
For some reason I thought this would just be a compilation of every “bakery” reference he has made in the past…. But this is so much more and so much better.
Got a feeling that would also add up too 2 hours lol
I feel like Crocodile could have a really good baking empire, actually, considering that Mr. One's partner owned a cafe for a while and Ms. valentine's dream was apparently to be a candy maker (or something like that). And Rain Dinners probably had a restaurant in there somewhere. So at the very least he would have the administrative stuff down.
The Tekking Bakery Timeline has entered it's PEAK
I was thinking Sanji for the very best because not only is he the best cook, he has experience with professional kitchens. However I quickly realized that sexual harassment lawsuits would quickly bankrupt his bakery.
I've been watching your videos for 30 years, and i've been praying to Usopp for years that you would make a bakery video. The wait was worth it.
Pathetic! I’ve been watching Tekking for 67 years, and 12 days now.
The most important One Piece video on the platform.
A take on Hawkins' Bakery- His Tarot cards might tell him to have a diverse menu. He could also use his divination to figure out what each customer's current favorite baked good would be.
Imagine him doing a reading every morning for each item on the menu of how many batches to make, there would be no waste.
I think the sudden brick to the face that is "Law hates bread" was the funniest thing I've heard this year, no joke. Laughed for a good full minute
he really spent 2 and a half hours ranking which character would run the best bakery......and im going to watch all of it.........
Crazy right?
A thing to note about kuma, ingredients change a lot depending on where you are, so especially with something as delicate as baking, following a recipe to a t might work to his disadvantage
Now THIS is the kind of content I go to the one piece side of youtube for!
Just so you know Matt, Law could technically sell cheesecake like cheesecake factory does. I think he'd be in the amazing category if you consider everything he could do with his powers.
No way Tekking lore is so deep that we as fans are exited to watch a 2+ hour long video about bakeries LMFAO
“Buggy’s Bakery; We Take ‘Bread and Circus’ VERY Literal”
I imagine Eneru wouldn’t start his own Bakery, it’s just he gets his ass kicked by Luffy again, or maybe just Jinbe, having no context who he is, smacks him down, and he’s forced to work in Conis’ Cafe.
I love how you suggested using THESE bakeries as ideas for a D&D campaign because I'm making one right now and the though crossed my mind like halfway through. Sometimes I swear you're inside my brain with these videos
Poor Magellan, he tried so hard & got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.
Only Tekking could make a 2 hour and 22 minute episode about who would be the best baker.
With this video alone, Oda should do an interview with Tekking.
I wonder if the tier list would be very different if we looked at entire crews/ factions working together... E.g., Bege's bakery vs. Crocodile's, with all their subordinates
Absolutely criminal that you discussed Bege without mentioning his wife, a literal Baker... Also no Katakuri? His Donut shop would surely be run to perfection, plus he could make various Mochi filled treats with no effort at all. In fact you could walk in to the store and he would already be holding your mochi-filled treat because he saw the future so he knew what you were going to order.
This is a very good point, and an interesting idea. But I have questions. Is the mochi coming from Katakuri himself? Is that considered cannibalism? Would *you* eat mochi that came from the body of a person? Would the mochi taste like whatever food Katakuri ate that day? Would it have a weird flavor at all? So. Many. Questions.
His future sight would be hella helpful, good catch. I'm kinda hoping Tekking brings any of this up in his future Pt. 2.
@@ANite-vx1vk We did see Luffy eat his Mochi so at the very least it's fine to eat, granted Luffy can eat food that tastes like shit and it will still be good to him, so we can't exactly gauge the quality. I don't think the ethical concerns of cannibalism really matter as he can detatch the mochi from his main body, and even turn his surroundings into Mochi. There definitely needs to be a part 2 just off the back of him not having Katakuri, and overlooking several key aspects that would make his bakery elite.
Robin's cafe would be like Starbucks inside Barns & Nobles
Definetly heading to Alabasta Bakery. A strong princess that risked her life for her country now owns a bakery? Sounds like good news to me.
Putting Big Mom's theoretical bakery under "eh" should be a crime. She would have the highest standards for what is served at her bakeries. Otherwise she would just murder the chefs. She's also has access to some of the best chefs in the world. Her bakery would be at the highest tier, no doubt.
Is it worth her being really evil, but Kaido definitely would suck still.
He's not ranking just the food though. He dis say that Big Mom would be at "amazing" if she wasn't mistreating her workers.
I feel like Boa would be that micromanager always yelling at her staff for imperfection.
I never would have expected to want Bartolomeo and Kuma to co-open an amazing bakery, but Tekking talked me into it.
They can call it Bartolomeo & Bartholomew.
Or Bart&Bart, or more simply, The B Boys
This video is the platonic idea of a tier list. A perfect demonstration of what I feel is the guiding principle that separates the wheat-tier tier lists from the chaff-tier tier lists: The core of the content isn‘t really the resulting tier list, but the discussions we had along the way.
I'd honestly be stuck between Robin's, Sanji's, or Mihawk's bakery depending on what mood I'm in. Brook's, and Whitebeard's bakery would also be great choices imo.
i fell asleep to one piece theories and at 5am this video auto played and made me start dreaming of one piece characters starting bakeries to varying levels of success based off your ranking
Everytime tekking has no video ideas, he creates masterpieces
I imagine Ceaser’s bakery would literally just be the chum bucket from spongebob
Arlong loves money, I think that would push him to be at least good.
I think you need to consider Kuma's finances, he would make it so efficient. And if you allow for the use of his devil fruit, I can imagine a few uses.
Hawkins would use his tarot to tell when to bake every batch, so you could always find them fresh.
Buggy is anamazing chemist, he would have the most creative bakery ever.
You could have included the following characters :
1. Big mom's children (oven,katakuri, biscuit,candyman,etc.)
2. Some minks (carrot,shishilian,pedro)
3. Gol D roger
4. Sengoku
5. Dragon
6. Ivankov
7. Celestial dragons 🤐
Fun list, and I mostly agree, bu man...I knew you wouldn't do Luffy right. Tekking...what is Luffy's most impressive/dangerous ability according to Mihawk? You go hard with some of these characters by exploring all of their abilities, but skimp on some others.
Luffy wouldn't bake himself. Between his good intentions, attitude and ESPECIALLY his charisma, he would gather a gang of extremely talented bakers who dreamed of creating the most delicious treats, but couldn't because of something holding them back.
And then, Luffy's attitude, despite his inability to bake himself, would inspire them to break off their chains, and join him in creating the absolute best bakery in the world, with him as the manager that it's there mostly because he inspires them. And probably as a sort of security in case they ever got some unsavory clients trying to start trouble.
Same logic applies to buggy kinda also.
wouldent he just eat everything ?
Yeah, but luffy also poor financial skills as well as other faults that aren't suited for capitalist business.
Oh my god the mad lad actually did it, he made the baking episode
Hey Tekking brilliant video, though when it comes to Capone Bege, since he's married to Chiffon, their bakery would be really great at making cakes 🎂
finally, the MOST IMPORTANT tekking video
i legitimately have a one piece D&D campaign so honestly i will DEFINITELY use at least one of these if not more of them
Weirdly I think Franky would make some really good bread, he’d invent an oven that bakes or toasts it to perfection
This is the greatest video of all time! It's so funny and I love how in depth you get with each character
I think Leo would have a huge problem with the bakery: he (like all tontatta) is way too naive. Almost every person he gets his ingredients from would screw him over without him noticing.
Bruh, they're Tontattas, they make their own ingredients.
This man really did a tier list and didn't clickbait the thumbnail or title what a legend
Considering I rolled a 3 on my perception check on Ceaser's lemon squares, I think I'm dead
I think fujitora would be on amazing tier. His observation haki made him feel that the people in dressrosa were happy and not scared from the strawhats so he would probably be able to feel certain emotions. He is one of the kindest marines and likes to please people.
In Magellan's first (kill) customer
Venom is edible
(I don't remember if it's in small quantities or if it just doesn't work at all)
The difference is venom has to be injected So long as you don’t have any stomach ulcers or injuries in your intestines you could safely drink a cup of rattlesnake venom
I actually HAVE BEEN looking forward for this video, I was missing your tangents. And this video is just *baker's kiss*
I feel like Ace could be one with the Donuts too
Ouch.
💀
A counter for Magellan's bakery!
It could be a specialty bakery where thrill seekers come to enjoy baked goods. Magellan could have antidotes on standby and market it to where it's a bakery where you have a chance of dying. It would be like eating that specific pufferfish whose venom kills entire elephants and there are no known antitodes. Magellan would make it taste good and will upfront tell people what venom they are eating.
Sounds like an interesting idea. For some sweets, they could be flavored with Tonka beans, a plant with similar notes to vanilla but can prove highly toxic if consumed in high volumes.
This is in fact the GREATEST VIDEO EVER ! ! !
I can't thank Tekking enough for this
The fact that Zef isn't here annoys me but thats understandable since he runs a restaurant. Also i disagree with ceaser. I'd say hes possibly one of the best. Heres why. The dude has had so much shit happen to him lately that he probably got tired of the weapon business so instead he opens a bakery. Have you seen those videos of people cooking with Bunsen burners and liquid nitrogen? Thats amazing. He would be making stuff like instant freezing ice cream cakes and weird sciency pastries with impossible looking fillings.
Also fun fact about rattlesnake venom. As long as you don't have a ulcer you can actually eat some of it safely.
There's also no Ace or Sabo
@@samt3412 i think ace and akainu would be across the street rivals
I mean alternate universe, but he already owns a fancy restaurant which is even better in the Timeskip unless creig, destroyed it completely, then maybe he’d start a bakery.
@@thefloormat3297 Akainu ace hole donuts.
Kizaru’s Light Speed Baking Delivery
He doesn’t MAKE the cakes, but he DELIVERS them using his Devil Fruit.
He could be selling regular store-bought sweets, but imagine the business of “want a cake? $30 and a good cake will be at your door in 10 minutes, guaranteed. But don’t just talk to us, talk to our owner!”
“Eeeeeeeeeh…. I’ll deliver you dessert before you can say…. Eeeer… what was it again..?”
Missed oportunity to put the top tier
"King of the bakers"