Guido Grasso - Italian Mother Phone Messages

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
  • Guido Grasso - Stand Up Comedy 2012
    For general or booking inquiries contact: guidograssoshow@gmail.com

ความคิดเห็น • 51

  • @KyriBoo131
    @KyriBoo131 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Where are you? You are a disgrace come home admittedly
    You are living a good life. *pause* What do i have to do? Call the police, say my son is destroying the city.
    Do you think you live in a hotel?
    Bring me the car admittedly

  • @tristanstefano8099
    @tristanstefano8099 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    😂😂😂😂 the best Italian comedian! Tu sei troppo!

  • @Seekingtruth-mx3ur
    @Seekingtruth-mx3ur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    lol that was funny.I'm latino and that's exactly how latino moms act.We also live with our parents well into our 30's lol

    • @linaguida607
      @linaguida607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Italians are the original latins which is spelled latino in italian. A word we created not yous.

  • @tesoro1956
    @tesoro1956 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This cute Italian is very funny!!! I love it!

  • @rachelgarber1423
    @rachelgarber1423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This would be great if the acoustics didn't interfere with what he's saying

  • @YackBackatcha
    @YackBackatcha 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny, even though I do not understand half of it.

  • @sicknessmusik
    @sicknessmusik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last one "chiamami".... XD

  • @domanique813
    @domanique813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my nonna says the exact same thing if its past 12 and im 21 so if tried to come back home past 12:30 ever again, i sleep outside

  • @masmas6463
    @masmas6463 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are so funny Guido - I was born in the U.K to Italian parents and everything you talk about I know so so well the mentality the language the accent its just the same here.

  • @lmorry1234
    @lmorry1234 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oMG THIS IS ME 100000% EXCEPT I dont live at home anymore....I moved away far away hahah to Istanbul from Australia haha

    • @Munibahmad241
      @Munibahmad241 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmorry1234 lol hows turkey tho i always wanted to visit or live there..

  • @Katherine-kr3eh
    @Katherine-kr3eh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's why I let the machine pick it up

  • @giammira
    @giammira 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grande !!!! E perfettamente bilingue. But then we soon realize why the perks of living at the parents' house other than for a short visit or holiday can't outweight the downsides. Only some Italians make out that a bit late...

  • @molisamnia1812
    @molisamnia1812 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG! I had the same messages from my mother!

  • @Peerocka
    @Peerocka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sei un grande!

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whats he doing now? i really want to watch more videos. hes so funny

  • @kathaer
    @kathaer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FANTASTICO.

  • @tommypetraglia4688
    @tommypetraglia4688 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every single one of these guys is I'm 28 I'm 32 one guy was 45 this one's 36 this one's 30 and I'm living at home with my mother or living with my parents... pause... look around... grin nod your head... wait for a laugh... cheap tired and bogus. I never know what to believe, usually I don't believe them. I know it's only comedy but it's funnier if you believe it's true then if you make up the same old stupid shit that everybody uses. We have to find the very first guy who ever told that joke and then accuse everybody of stealing that joke from him. And the top it off I'm tired of these guys making fun of their mothers... their fathers is one thing... but the mothers, it's so cliché

  • @queen82
    @queen82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greek mothers, the same... 😂🤣😁

  • @RegularGuy1969
    @RegularGuy1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "living at home with mommy" part was funny but I couldn't understand the rest....

  • @ferronsongs
    @ferronsongs 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    totally hystericalgood job, young Mr. Grasso .]a.

  • @SirSlush_
    @SirSlush_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does his shirt say Non Sutch? Hahahaha
    That's fantastic

  • @rosariomontana210
    @rosariomontana210 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    grasso in italian mean fat, and guido is a name but mean also'' i drive'', i'm italian

  • @LindaMarie6224
    @LindaMarie6224 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @darksoul2000mr
    @darksoul2000mr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    SI TESORO? PRONTOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDAAAAAANIEELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH

  • @caddyrack
    @caddyrack 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he copied (some material) this from Joe Avati show......I know, he knows

  • @christinaolsen6596
    @christinaolsen6596 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol.....this is bloody hilarious ....

  • @annettevetrano6210
    @annettevetrano6210 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL try 9pm not 2am!

  • @queen82
    @queen82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What was the last message from his mother?

    • @MrPamaronn
      @MrPamaronn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      call me back! (chiamami)

    • @queen82
      @queen82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrPamaronn grazie

    • @MrPamaronn
      @MrPamaronn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      prego, ciao!

    • @tonyv3427
      @tonyv3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Italian is rusty but I’m pretty sure its if your not awake by 7 I will burn you in the bed.

  • @h3arty
    @h3arty 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks :)

  • @h3arty
    @h3arty 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Translation anyone?

    • @tonyv3427
      @tonyv3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guido your a disgrace come home at once.
      It’s a girl isn’t it.
      Do I need to call the police and tell them your out burning down the city
      Do you think this is a hotel.
      Bring me the car at once
      If your not up by 7 I will burn you in your bed.
      My Italian is rusty but I believe I’m accurate in my translation.

  • @bennett16365
    @bennett16365 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish it was in English!!!!

    • @Sabrina-zr4mc
      @Sabrina-zr4mc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't be half as funny if it was in english

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sabrina S true

  • @hankaustin7091
    @hankaustin7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    another no-neck dago...