There are very few of these stories that make me laugh, but this one had me chortling, sniggering and laughing throughout, thank goodness I work from home so no one can hear me
This version of humanity must have evolved under very fascinating circumstances and Dave must be their version of our crazy Dave meme, just actually alive. The stories author, whether AI or human, has outdone themselves. Pure comedy gold and utterly shredded suspension of disbelief, with no apparent consistency errors or plotholes at all. The personalities of the software and even the hardware are adorable as well. Realistic reactions by the aliens regarding what the heck was going on and the complaints filed by the very laws of the cosmos...just pure gold! That everything is about as surreal and senseless as Alice in Wonderland/Underland crossed with Lovecraft's Azathoth and mixed with M.C.Esher, then tossed into a Quantum Uncertainty Field, is just the perfect setting for this. XD
Krill-vaxx reminds me of a particular Eldritch Garfield with multiple eyes. 'You can't hide from me John; I am all-seeing. Wait... what's what in your belly?' (Later) 'Good thing you came in; you've got appendicitis, but we can treat it without surgery.' 'Thanks Garfield; youre always watching out for me.'
you know there is a movie called DAVE the plot of which revolves around a run of the Mill Dave who just happens to have the same bodily profile as POTUS is hired as a replacement after the latter suffers a mid level severity stroke. funny movie if your into murky black-ish humor
Oh my, another magical, all-powerful human that's more intelligent, clever & stronger than every other sentient being in the galaxy. Utterly ridiculous, Dave should have a cape like Superman since he comes from the most dangerous planet. Duct tape?!? Yeah, duct tape is a good seal in space.
SCP foundation has been stretched thin ever since the galactic age, still hidden, but the number of anomalies discovered has been exponential. They must be backed up. They still need to contain all the Joe-Bobs before they can get to Dave. Lots of middle and southern Americans have been discovered to be anomalies you see, never getting smarter, but always somehow happy in the chaos they cause.
Ok, one hfy, two, have you ever heard of humor? Three, the entire premise has nothing to do with humans being stronger, smarter, etc, etc. It's that humans just naturally warp reality in their vicinity. Basically, he's not strong enough to withstand crushing gravity, just him being present warped reality so the gravity simply wasn't that much. He can't survive near zero Kelvin temperatures, just his being there warped the reality so it wasn't that cold. And so on.
That was f****** hysterical!! I figure if Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams Ever co-wrote a story it would sound a lot like this. To the author? I tip my hat with a hearty thank you.
This was a uniquely humorous take on humanities introduction to obscure technologies about aliens. Seriously suspending reality by placing humanity as DeathWorlders. This Makes for an upbeat challenge with a positive ending. Positive isn't something many of us get to experience among today's entertainment profiles. Typical of today's entertainment: -Humans are responsible for the death of an Ecosystem, -your main character wasn't beloved then destroyed by the evil alien or betrayal, -emasculated males weren't demeaned then saved by children or fierce women. Now the powerful aliens were humbled after exaggerated confidence in their superiority. That's always cathartic to witness even in the framework of fantasy. I'd rather suppose that the story continues and the humans win is based on hidden technology, holographic deception or robotic impersonation. Since I've not read any of the DeathWorlder origin stories, I can assume any continuing saga without it being ruined by Disney. Thanks you for the story, I enjoyed it very much.
Although they never heard of humans, they know what duct tape is. I guess we should expect to find that stuff wherever we go. This story seems like it could be made into an animated series like Futurama. I'd like to see that. LMAO
How can he talk in a room that has all the air removed? 😂 This guy is obviously either some kind of super alien disguised as a human, or he's a hacker that got in & recalibrated everything to not work but say it's working. Antimatter has no effect on him?🤣
Well, talking in there is either a lie about the removed air or Dave switched to communication via vibrating the cosmic fabric of reality via gravitic waves, like singularities do, just way faster than the usually measured in lightyears cosmic dance and celestial song. Considering everything else Dave did in this setting as well as the equipment/sensors indicated to be present for the scientists to use, I am inclined to go with the latter. Dave is "just a regular human", but clearly from a very different version of Earth. Though, considering the antimatter, talking like a singularity makes that suddenly seem reasonable. Wait...is that why Tuesday was trying to run? It is supposed to be "regular", after all. And that entire mess is anything but. Man, this story is simultaneously the most ludicrous bs ever and actually makes sense in context. For this reason, I hereby declare this story as "Shrödinger's Story". 😆🥠🧭🌋☢☣🤣
If, before listening to this video, you prepare yourself with a suspension of disbelief in all reality you have learned and experienced in life, ignoring character names, and closing your eyes to avoid all counter images, replacing the main character in your mind with Bugs Bunny and all the rest with Marvin the Martian, this would make for a really great Looney Tunes cartoon. Outside of that, at best, it's some scribblings by Douglas Adams while over-dosing on heroin due to suicidal tendencies. Of course that description requires it's own suspension of disbelief. Are there any true authors left? Or have all become self-loathing hacks chasing views and likes while depending solely on A.I. with it's inability to imagine to write the stories?
Yeah.. Black Friday sales were savage before online sales. I used to go just to see the old ladies fight over $10 crock pots the big ones. Yeah old lady death match. It was worse then first time main land Chinese at an all you can eat buffet ,omg now that’s worth the $20 entries fee to see and you might get something to eat if you get their a few minutes before the buses do,,,lmao
To sum up this story think of Baby Huey finding a can of spinach, sticking a pipe in his mouth and thereafter stumble bumbling through an elaborate series of high tech traps arranged in an elaborate maze of horror unperturbed with complete impunity. Possibly the silliest and pointless load of crap I have endured in the last three months of Sundays. So boring that I am amazed at my having endured every last painful millisecond of this stupidly droll horsehocky. Bronx cheers all!
24:46 ?? why is TUESDAY always acting up ?? It happened and will happen during the pre shake-down flight of the ENTERPRISE NCC 1701-B when they where and will be forced to rescue the El-Aurian refugees from what was at that time and will be perceived to be nasty space anomaly ...
This idea of the said enrty protection system is so stupidly dumb. Like level "for kids 0+" dumb. If the main entrance is protected, just go through wall. Or roof. Or from underground. It is like author haven't ever heard of what "security" is.
PLEASE ! There is absolutely no correlation between the early words of this post with the image presented :-( I've taughfbThermodynamics, Bio-physics and Quantum Dynamics. Your use of EILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF notwithstanding, this was a hoot of a Post. I liked it ! Maybe the alien scientists should have patterened their deadlg disabler after the terrifying ordeal of the YS Congress in cesspool , er I mean session 😂😂🤪. Also, the AI reading is not so good; WORLDER is spoken but WELDER is displayed. It is OK that the AI is so SQUIDGY; but you seriously need a HUMAN PROOF-READER !
Yeah, I like the stories where there are explanations (quite ridiculous but funny) as to why the humans succeed in some challenge. This is just unfunny and boring stupid.
Absolute Garbage. This isn't Science Fiction (A genre that attempts to extrapolate technological advancements). It's barely Fantasy, with an incoherent and blurred storyline that's basically meaningless.
"Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee."
Thanks for the Douglas Adams reference! Don't panic. 👍
This one was actually funny. Great job to the writers.
There are very few of these stories that make me laugh, but this one had me chortling, sniggering and laughing throughout, thank goodness I work from home so no one can hear me
"Terrifyingly orange triangles"
What a way to describe doritos
This version of humanity must have evolved under very fascinating circumstances and Dave must be their version of our crazy Dave meme, just actually alive. The stories author, whether AI or human, has outdone themselves. Pure comedy gold and utterly shredded suspension of disbelief, with no apparent consistency errors or plotholes at all. The personalities of the software and even the hardware are adorable as well. Realistic reactions by the aliens regarding what the heck was going on and the complaints filed by the very laws of the cosmos...just pure gold! That everything is about as surreal and senseless as Alice in Wonderland/Underland crossed with Lovecraft's Azathoth and mixed with M.C.Esher, then tossed into a Quantum Uncertainty Field, is just the perfect setting for this. XD
Not quite entirely unlike coffee. Trust the science. I want one of those coffee cups!
I think Dave is just immortal after having that science drink 🍸.
Krill-vaxx reminds me of a particular Eldritch Garfield with multiple eyes.
'You can't hide from me John; I am all-seeing. Wait... what's what in your belly?'
(Later)
'Good thing you came in; you've got appendicitis, but we can treat it without surgery.'
'Thanks Garfield; youre always watching out for me.'
Dave's weekend cruiser, Held together with duct tape. These get pretty funny.
And they said I had to go to college to have a chance at life, hog wash! Dave for president !!!!
you know there is a movie called DAVE the plot of which revolves around a run of the Mill Dave who just happens to have the same bodily profile as POTUS is hired as a replacement after the latter suffers a mid level severity stroke.
funny movie if your into murky black-ish humor
@ I do
If Aliens disrupt our Sun and destroy the Earth I'm gonna sue 😂 after seeing this.
I like that duct tape is universally recognized,
I definitely want one of those Coffe Mugs. That sounds convenient 😂
Yes! Sell them. I'll check back.
Oh my, another magical, all-powerful human that's more intelligent, clever & stronger than every other sentient being in the galaxy. Utterly ridiculous, Dave should have a cape like Superman since he comes from the most dangerous planet. Duct tape?!? Yeah, duct tape is a good seal in space.
I know youre being sarcastic but this makes some good points.
You should try learning about humour
SCP foundation has been stretched thin ever since the galactic age, still hidden, but the number of anomalies discovered has been exponential. They must be backed up. They still need to contain all the Joe-Bobs before they can get to Dave. Lots of middle and southern Americans have been discovered to be anomalies you see, never getting smarter, but always somehow happy in the chaos they cause.
Get; a; life!
Ok, one hfy, two, have you ever heard of humor? Three, the entire premise has nothing to do with humans being stronger, smarter, etc, etc. It's that humans just naturally warp reality in their vicinity. Basically, he's not strong enough to withstand crushing gravity, just him being present warped reality so the gravity simply wasn't that much. He can't survive near zero Kelvin temperatures, just his being there warped the reality so it wasn't that cold. And so on.
These must be Humans are Saints, from New Earth! description crushing gravity wow those are Saints,
TUESDAY!
Why did it have to be Tuesday?
Why couldn’t it have been Monday?
Nobody misses a Monday.
Such a Douglas Adams feel! Loved it!!
Yes i want that coffee mug! All 3 of me. I really liked this story, good job.
Is Superman a cargo handler in space now?
Lobo would definitely enjoy that course.
1 room with flame throwers... problem solved.
After being subjected to all that fire, I called myself a rolling air raid vehicle. Those burn scars are no joke!
That was f****** hysterical!!
I figure if Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams Ever co-wrote a story it would sound a lot like this.
To the author? I tip my hat with a hearty thank you.
This was a uniquely humorous take on humanities introduction to obscure technologies about aliens.
Seriously suspending reality by placing humanity as DeathWorlders. This Makes for an upbeat challenge with a positive ending. Positive isn't something many of us get to experience among today's entertainment profiles.
Typical of today's entertainment: -Humans are responsible for the death of an Ecosystem,
-your main character wasn't beloved then destroyed by the evil alien or betrayal,
-emasculated males weren't demeaned then saved by children or fierce women.
Now the powerful aliens were humbled after exaggerated confidence in their superiority. That's always cathartic to witness even in the framework of fantasy.
I'd rather suppose that the story continues and the humans win is based on hidden technology, holographic deception or robotic impersonation.
Since I've not read any of the DeathWorlder origin stories, I can assume any continuing saga without it being ruined by Disney.
Thanks you for the story, I enjoyed it very much.
And the human said "hold my beer"
This must be Super Dave Osborne!
"Instant bug juice" just add tequila. Lol
Absolutely perfect last line. But I want to meet this Universal Constance of which the subtitles, if not the story itself, speak.
Although they never heard of humans, they know what duct tape is. I guess we should expect to find that stuff wherever we go. This story seems like it could be made into an animated series like Futurama. I'd like to see that. LMAO
Dave must be the luckiest man in the universe.😂
24:00 had me crying laughing so hard🤣
Fun. It reminded me of Douglas Adams.
11:09 word typo about crushing my banana ... is that slang.for a body part? lol
I really enjoyed this story. Dave is a cocky SOB. :P
This was a good story, hilarious!!
I laughed through this whole thing. Thank you for a great story.
Dude awesome. where black hole containment is preferred because its less stressful......
Nicely done. Thanks.
I love this story. I have a fresh mug of coffee!😂😂🤣😅😆
very original story I loved it
Dave is like the dodo from Looney Toons
Heh, THAT was extremely entertaining.
This sounds… strangely similar to Australia. (Those time slips and min min lights out in the Outback are a bit disconcerting.)
Love this, it's funny.
Bruh, the fact that sometimes, the AI voice just goes AH- for like, a microsecond is funnier than the story
as if the reader AI itself fails to comprehend human attributes and tendencies to bend the seemingly unbendable universal laws
That was funny thank you
Sounds like an R & R when I left VIETNAM THE FIRST TIME!
that was good.
Its a definite maybe!
It's CHEWSDAY, innit?
Nice one, reminds me of Douglas Adams work,
Now that was funny.
It appears one of them met his Aunt's cats and thought better of this!
stress eating a cake. that just a after noon for mme.
I had a good laugh at this one.
Another funny one😂😂
It was fun to read
It's obvious he was from Florida. It's Florida man.
*sings* "Look at the bright side of life." 😋 If you don't know this song, Watch, "The Life of Bryan."
Looked like more than 4 eyes to me
Why does the scientist with 4 eyes have 7 in the photo that has his name?
I was going to say that, but you beat me to it.
Have a virtual cookie.
Dave is either Australian or Alaskan.
30:00
OH NO!!!!
NOT "PASSIERSCHEIN A38" (PERMIT A38)
How can he talk in a room that has all the air removed? 😂
This guy is obviously either some kind of super alien disguised as a human, or he's a hacker that got in & recalibrated everything to not work but say it's working. Antimatter has no effect on him?🤣
Well, talking in there is either a lie about the removed air or Dave switched to communication via vibrating the cosmic fabric of reality via gravitic waves, like singularities do, just way faster than the usually measured in lightyears cosmic dance and celestial song. Considering everything else Dave did in this setting as well as the equipment/sensors indicated to be present for the scientists to use, I am inclined to go with the latter. Dave is "just a regular human", but clearly from a very different version of Earth.
Though, considering the antimatter, talking like a singularity makes that suddenly seem reasonable.
Wait...is that why Tuesday was trying to run? It is supposed to be "regular", after all. And that entire mess is anything but. Man, this story is simultaneously the most ludicrous bs ever and actually makes sense in context. For this reason, I hereby declare this story as "Shrödinger's Story". 😆🥠🧭🌋☢☣🤣
I'll go there for a holiday please. LOL
If, before listening to this video, you prepare yourself with a suspension of disbelief in all reality you have learned and experienced in life, ignoring character names, and closing your eyes to avoid all counter images, replacing the main character in your mind with Bugs Bunny and all the rest with Marvin the Martian, this would make for a really great Looney Tunes cartoon. Outside of that, at best, it's some scribblings by Douglas Adams while over-dosing on heroin due to suicidal tendencies. Of course that description requires it's own suspension of disbelief.
Are there any true authors left? Or have all become self-loathing hacks chasing views and likes while depending solely on A.I. with it's inability to imagine to write the stories?
Very nice story.
What gift shop isn't over priced at times you accept it as it supports the attraction its attached to
Dave's surname isn't Lister per-chance?
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Yeah.. Black Friday sales were savage before online sales. I used to go just to see the old ladies fight over $10 crock pots the big ones. Yeah old lady death match. It was worse then first time main land Chinese at an all you can eat buffet ,omg now that’s worth the $20 entries fee to see and you might get something to eat if you get their a few minutes before the buses do,,,lmao
Got any more stories about Dave?
I want that mug!
Such an enjoyable story, AI storytelling is truly amazing. Thank you robot overlords!!!
😂😂😂😂
W Dave.
To sum up this story think of Baby Huey finding a can of spinach, sticking a pipe in his mouth and thereafter stumble bumbling through an elaborate series of high tech traps arranged in an elaborate maze of horror unperturbed with complete impunity. Possibly the silliest and pointless load of crap I have endured in the last three months of Sundays. So boring that I am amazed at my having endured every last painful millisecond of this stupidly droll horsehocky. Bronx cheers all!
24:46
?? why is TUESDAY always acting up ??
It happened and will happen during the pre shake-down flight of the ENTERPRISE NCC 1701-B when they where and will be forced to rescue the El-Aurian refugees from what was at that time and will be perceived to be nasty space anomaly ...
I usually love stories like this but then you go a drop a line about cotton shrugging off lasers...that really ruins it for me
This idea of the said enrty protection system is so stupidly dumb. Like level "for kids 0+" dumb.
If the main entrance is protected, just go through wall. Or roof. Or from underground.
It is like author haven't ever heard of what "security" is.
PLEASE ! There is absolutely no correlation between the early words of this post with the image presented :-( I've taughfbThermodynamics, Bio-physics and Quantum Dynamics. Your use of EILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF notwithstanding, this was a hoot of a Post. I liked it ! Maybe the alien scientists should have patterened their deadlg disabler after the terrifying ordeal of the YS Congress in cesspool
, er I mean session 😂😂🤪. Also, the AI reading is not so good; WORLDER is spoken but WELDER is displayed. It is OK that the AI is so SQUIDGY; but you seriously need a HUMAN PROOF-READER !
cute, ridiculous but cute
Sigma 9. 5:00
I'm 'm
A dumass
Yeah, I like the stories where there are explanations (quite ridiculous but funny) as to why the humans succeed in some challenge. This is just unfunny and boring stupid.
Absolute Garbage. This isn't Science Fiction (A genre that attempts to extrapolate technological advancements). It's barely Fantasy, with an incoherent and blurred storyline that's basically meaningless.
A.I.is repetetive and anticlimactic