Deathworlder Walked Through an Alien Deathtrap Meant to Destroy Anything Living, Stunning Scientists

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  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee."
    Thanks for the Douglas Adams reference! Don't panic. 👍

  • @cedriclockett942
    @cedriclockett942 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This one was actually funny. Great job to the writers.

  • @davidorf3921
    @davidorf3921 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    There are very few of these stories that make me laugh, but this one had me chortling, sniggering and laughing throughout, thank goodness I work from home so no one can hear me

  • @thomascook3336
    @thomascook3336 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "Terrifyingly orange triangles"
    What a way to describe doritos

  • @LiamDerWandrer
    @LiamDerWandrer 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This version of humanity must have evolved under very fascinating circumstances and Dave must be their version of our crazy Dave meme, just actually alive. The stories author, whether AI or human, has outdone themselves. Pure comedy gold and utterly shredded suspension of disbelief, with no apparent consistency errors or plotholes at all. The personalities of the software and even the hardware are adorable as well. Realistic reactions by the aliens regarding what the heck was going on and the complaints filed by the very laws of the cosmos...just pure gold! That everything is about as surreal and senseless as Alice in Wonderland/Underland crossed with Lovecraft's Azathoth and mixed with M.C.Esher, then tossed into a Quantum Uncertainty Field, is just the perfect setting for this. XD

  • @mrblue4602
    @mrblue4602 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Not quite entirely unlike coffee. Trust the science. I want one of those coffee cups!

  • @davidsnow7193
    @davidsnow7193 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I think Dave is just immortal after having that science drink 🍸.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Krill-vaxx reminds me of a particular Eldritch Garfield with multiple eyes.
    'You can't hide from me John; I am all-seeing. Wait... what's what in your belly?'
    (Later)
    'Good thing you came in; you've got appendicitis, but we can treat it without surgery.'
    'Thanks Garfield; youre always watching out for me.'

  • @kennethbarkley1491
    @kennethbarkley1491 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Dave's weekend cruiser, Held together with duct tape. These get pretty funny.

  • @Kentucky921
    @Kentucky921 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    And they said I had to go to college to have a chance at life, hog wash! Dave for president !!!!

    • @HrLBolle
      @HrLBolle 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      you know there is a movie called DAVE the plot of which revolves around a run of the Mill Dave who just happens to have the same bodily profile as POTUS is hired as a replacement after the latter suffers a mid level severity stroke.
      funny movie if your into murky black-ish humor

    • @Kentucky921
      @Kentucky921 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ I do

  • @tonycapri2608
    @tonycapri2608 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    If Aliens disrupt our Sun and destroy the Earth I'm gonna sue 😂 after seeing this.

  • @Susquethanpharbeotor
    @Susquethanpharbeotor 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like that duct tape is universally recognized,

  • @nemoex
    @nemoex 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I definitely want one of those Coffe Mugs. That sounds convenient 😂

    • @whiskeymike7364
      @whiskeymike7364 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes! Sell them. I'll check back.

  • @keithperdue4993
    @keithperdue4993 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Oh my, another magical, all-powerful human that's more intelligent, clever & stronger than every other sentient being in the galaxy. Utterly ridiculous, Dave should have a cape like Superman since he comes from the most dangerous planet. Duct tape?!? Yeah, duct tape is a good seal in space.

    • @SeldomlySobs
      @SeldomlySobs 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I know youre being sarcastic but this makes some good points.

    • @carpediem3391
      @carpediem3391 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You should try learning about humour

    • @dylude1101
      @dylude1101 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      SCP foundation has been stretched thin ever since the galactic age, still hidden, but the number of anomalies discovered has been exponential. They must be backed up. They still need to contain all the Joe-Bobs before they can get to Dave. Lots of middle and southern Americans have been discovered to be anomalies you see, never getting smarter, but always somehow happy in the chaos they cause.

    • @velcroman11
      @velcroman11 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Get; a; life!

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ok, one hfy, two, have you ever heard of humor? Three, the entire premise has nothing to do with humans being stronger, smarter, etc, etc. It's that humans just naturally warp reality in their vicinity. Basically, he's not strong enough to withstand crushing gravity, just him being present warped reality so the gravity simply wasn't that much. He can't survive near zero Kelvin temperatures, just his being there warped the reality so it wasn't that cold. And so on.

  • @ManuelPinner
    @ManuelPinner 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    These must be Humans are Saints, from New Earth! description crushing gravity wow those are Saints,

  • @bmac9936
    @bmac9936 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    TUESDAY!
    Why did it have to be Tuesday?
    Why couldn’t it have been Monday?
    Nobody misses a Monday.

  • @jadar47
    @jadar47 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Such a Douglas Adams feel! Loved it!!

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Yes i want that coffee mug! All 3 of me. I really liked this story, good job.

  • @raymondcarter1137
    @raymondcarter1137 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Is Superman a cargo handler in space now?
    Lobo would definitely enjoy that course.

  • @matthewdeavitt9888
    @matthewdeavitt9888 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1 room with flame throwers... problem solved.

    • @Our4gedFiresOfOld
      @Our4gedFiresOfOld 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      After being subjected to all that fire, I called myself a rolling air raid vehicle. Those burn scars are no joke!

  • @Lady_Rowan_MacGyver
    @Lady_Rowan_MacGyver 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was f****** hysterical!!
    I figure if Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams Ever co-wrote a story it would sound a lot like this.
    To the author? I tip my hat with a hearty thank you.

  • @dilbertjunkmail
    @dilbertjunkmail 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was a uniquely humorous take on humanities introduction to obscure technologies about aliens.
    Seriously suspending reality by placing humanity as DeathWorlders. This Makes for an upbeat challenge with a positive ending. Positive isn't something many of us get to experience among today's entertainment profiles.
    Typical of today's entertainment: -Humans are responsible for the death of an Ecosystem,
    -your main character wasn't beloved then destroyed by the evil alien or betrayal,
    -emasculated males weren't demeaned then saved by children or fierce women.
    Now the powerful aliens were humbled after exaggerated confidence in their superiority. That's always cathartic to witness even in the framework of fantasy.
    I'd rather suppose that the story continues and the humans win is based on hidden technology, holographic deception or robotic impersonation.
    Since I've not read any of the DeathWorlder origin stories, I can assume any continuing saga without it being ruined by Disney.
    Thanks you for the story, I enjoyed it very much.

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And the human said "hold my beer"

  • @markschneider8815
    @markschneider8815 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This must be Super Dave Osborne!

  • @lexheath8276
    @lexheath8276 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Instant bug juice" just add tequila. Lol

  • @luckyrobinshomestead
    @luckyrobinshomestead 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely perfect last line. But I want to meet this Universal Constance of which the subtitles, if not the story itself, speak.

  • @mutantplants1
    @mutantplants1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Although they never heard of humans, they know what duct tape is. I guess we should expect to find that stuff wherever we go. This story seems like it could be made into an animated series like Futurama. I'd like to see that. LMAO

  • @ericdunn7352
    @ericdunn7352 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dave must be the luckiest man in the universe.😂

  • @blender840
    @blender840 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    24:00 had me crying laughing so hard🤣

  • @Shortwaveguy
    @Shortwaveguy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fun. It reminded me of Douglas Adams.

  • @kennethwilson4316
    @kennethwilson4316 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    11:09 word typo about crushing my banana ... is that slang.for a body part? lol

  • @rhondatrout1360
    @rhondatrout1360 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I really enjoyed this story. Dave is a cocky SOB. :P

  • @eharris3021
    @eharris3021 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was a good story, hilarious!!

  • @jezeski2011
    @jezeski2011 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I laughed through this whole thing. Thank you for a great story.

  • @emilesteenkamp
    @emilesteenkamp 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude awesome. where black hole containment is preferred because its less stressful......

  • @whiskeymike7364
    @whiskeymike7364 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nicely done. Thanks.

  • @faemike55
    @faemike55 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love this story. I have a fresh mug of coffee!😂😂🤣😅😆

  • @yanchee2023
    @yanchee2023 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    very original story I loved it

  • @vykryl65
    @vykryl65 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dave is like the dodo from Looney Toons

  • @johnrobertson6318
    @johnrobertson6318 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Heh, THAT was extremely entertaining.

  • @nobillismccaw7450
    @nobillismccaw7450 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This sounds… strangely similar to Australia. (Those time slips and min min lights out in the Outback are a bit disconcerting.)

  • @WandaHadley
    @WandaHadley 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this, it's funny.

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bruh, the fact that sometimes, the AI voice just goes AH- for like, a microsecond is funnier than the story

    • @HrLBolle
      @HrLBolle 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      as if the reader AI itself fails to comprehend human attributes and tendencies to bend the seemingly unbendable universal laws

  • @1akmason
    @1akmason 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That was funny thank you

  • @jmsmaxwell
    @jmsmaxwell 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sounds like an R & R when I left VIETNAM THE FIRST TIME!

  • @nathandean1687
    @nathandean1687 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    that was good.

  • @How2Texan
    @How2Texan 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Its a definite maybe!

  • @Team.WorldTour
    @Team.WorldTour 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's CHEWSDAY, innit?

  • @godzillalover2
    @godzillalover2 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nice one, reminds me of Douglas Adams work,

  • @chriscattelino8169
    @chriscattelino8169 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now that was funny.

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It appears one of them met his Aunt's cats and thought better of this!

  • @nathandean1687
    @nathandean1687 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    stress eating a cake. that just a after noon for mme.

  • @jcate4025
    @jcate4025 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I had a good laugh at this one.

  • @WilliamMerculief-i4k
    @WilliamMerculief-i4k 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Another funny one😂😂

  • @J.A.W.1964
    @J.A.W.1964 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It was fun to read

  • @MJOLNIRMARKSIX
    @MJOLNIRMARKSIX 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's obvious he was from Florida. It's Florida man.

  • @rhondatrout1360
    @rhondatrout1360 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    *sings* "Look at the bright side of life." 😋 If you don't know this song, Watch, "The Life of Bryan."

  • @Scot_WestTexas
    @Scot_WestTexas วันที่ผ่านมา

    Looked like more than 4 eyes to me

  • @darleneblakely7726
    @darleneblakely7726 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why does the scientist with 4 eyes have 7 in the photo that has his name?

    • @barelyasurvivor1257
      @barelyasurvivor1257 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was going to say that, but you beat me to it.
      Have a virtual cookie.

  • @DesertFernweh
    @DesertFernweh 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dave is either Australian or Alaskan.

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    30:00
    OH NO!!!!
    NOT "PASSIERSCHEIN A38" (PERMIT A38)

  • @tamarasmith9060
    @tamarasmith9060 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How can he talk in a room that has all the air removed? 😂
    This guy is obviously either some kind of super alien disguised as a human, or he's a hacker that got in & recalibrated everything to not work but say it's working. Antimatter has no effect on him?🤣

    • @LiamDerWandrer
      @LiamDerWandrer 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, talking in there is either a lie about the removed air or Dave switched to communication via vibrating the cosmic fabric of reality via gravitic waves, like singularities do, just way faster than the usually measured in lightyears cosmic dance and celestial song. Considering everything else Dave did in this setting as well as the equipment/sensors indicated to be present for the scientists to use, I am inclined to go with the latter. Dave is "just a regular human", but clearly from a very different version of Earth.
      Though, considering the antimatter, talking like a singularity makes that suddenly seem reasonable.
      Wait...is that why Tuesday was trying to run? It is supposed to be "regular", after all. And that entire mess is anything but. Man, this story is simultaneously the most ludicrous bs ever and actually makes sense in context. For this reason, I hereby declare this story as "Shrödinger's Story". 😆🥠🧭🌋☢☣🤣

  • @lizz5235
    @lizz5235 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'll go there for a holiday please. LOL

  • @mattbaker5757
    @mattbaker5757 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If, before listening to this video, you prepare yourself with a suspension of disbelief in all reality you have learned and experienced in life, ignoring character names, and closing your eyes to avoid all counter images, replacing the main character in your mind with Bugs Bunny and all the rest with Marvin the Martian, this would make for a really great Looney Tunes cartoon. Outside of that, at best, it's some scribblings by Douglas Adams while over-dosing on heroin due to suicidal tendencies. Of course that description requires it's own suspension of disbelief.
    Are there any true authors left? Or have all become self-loathing hacks chasing views and likes while depending solely on A.I. with it's inability to imagine to write the stories?

  • @OMCPoker
    @OMCPoker 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Very nice story.

  • @bearprower
    @bearprower 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What gift shop isn't over priced at times you accept it as it supports the attraction its attached to

  • @markmaher4548
    @markmaher4548 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dave's surname isn't Lister per-chance?

  • @davidl.leggate8186
    @davidl.leggate8186 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @MarkHurlow-cf2ix
    @MarkHurlow-cf2ix 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah.. Black Friday sales were savage before online sales. I used to go just to see the old ladies fight over $10 crock pots the big ones. Yeah old lady death match. It was worse then first time main land Chinese at an all you can eat buffet ,omg now that’s worth the $20 entries fee to see and you might get something to eat if you get their a few minutes before the buses do,,,lmao

  • @waterearthmud4116
    @waterearthmud4116 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Got any more stories about Dave?

  • @Kozzma
    @Kozzma 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I want that mug!

  • @Daliclock
    @Daliclock 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Such an enjoyable story, AI storytelling is truly amazing. Thank you robot overlords!!!

  • @shirleyradford6907
    @shirleyradford6907 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Golden_Pawz
    @Golden_Pawz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    W Dave.

  • @ManuelGarcia-ww7gj
    @ManuelGarcia-ww7gj 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    To sum up this story think of Baby Huey finding a can of spinach, sticking a pipe in his mouth and thereafter stumble bumbling through an elaborate series of high tech traps arranged in an elaborate maze of horror unperturbed with complete impunity. Possibly the silliest and pointless load of crap I have endured in the last three months of Sundays. So boring that I am amazed at my having endured every last painful millisecond of this stupidly droll horsehocky. Bronx cheers all!

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    24:46
    ?? why is TUESDAY always acting up ??
    It happened and will happen during the pre shake-down flight of the ENTERPRISE NCC 1701-B when they where and will be forced to rescue the El-Aurian refugees from what was at that time and will be perceived to be nasty space anomaly ...

  • @How2Texan
    @How2Texan 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I usually love stories like this but then you go a drop a line about cotton shrugging off lasers...that really ruins it for me

  • @tamop
    @tamop 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This idea of the said enrty protection system is so stupidly dumb. Like level "for kids 0+" dumb.
    If the main entrance is protected, just go through wall. Or roof. Or from underground.
    It is like author haven't ever heard of what "security" is.

  • @ronsindric4241
    @ronsindric4241 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    PLEASE ! There is absolutely no correlation between the early words of this post with the image presented :-( I've taughfbThermodynamics, Bio-physics and Quantum Dynamics. Your use of EILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF notwithstanding, this was a hoot of a Post. I liked it ! Maybe the alien scientists should have patterened their deadlg disabler after the terrifying ordeal of the YS Congress in cesspool
    , er I mean session 😂😂🤪. Also, the AI reading is not so good; WORLDER is spoken but WELDER is displayed. It is OK that the AI is so SQUIDGY; but you seriously need a HUMAN PROOF-READER !

  • @ghostshipproductionsllc
    @ghostshipproductionsllc 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    cute, ridiculous but cute

  • @Golden_Pawz
    @Golden_Pawz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sigma 9. 5:00

  • @userquit5705
    @userquit5705 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm 'm

  • @virginiam8248
    @virginiam8248 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah, I like the stories where there are explanations (quite ridiculous but funny) as to why the humans succeed in some challenge. This is just unfunny and boring stupid.

  • @Bob.Jenkins
    @Bob.Jenkins 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolute Garbage. This isn't Science Fiction (A genre that attempts to extrapolate technological advancements). It's barely Fantasy, with an incoherent and blurred storyline that's basically meaningless.

  • @gustawmajewski9911
    @gustawmajewski9911 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A.I.is repetetive and anticlimactic