An overtly long and dumb analysis of BTD6 war crimes
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- If you really think about it nukes are perfectly okay, but being a DJ is basically the cardinal sin of mankind.
EDIT: Hey it's about time I updated this description. I missed some things in this (the most pressing examples being Inferno Ring and Sentry Champion) so I made a small update video with clarifications and have even made an entirely new series on beating the game without / with only War Criminals, if you want to check them out they're all here • Bloons TD6 . Enjoy???
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Fun fact: Gwendolin and Psi are both canonically children, which means the player can employ child soldiers
umm? "stop recruiting children"? psi is literally neurodivergent and a minor??
Just like the good ol days
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@@SkamosTheDruid bruh Quincy wildin
@@SkamosTheDruid nah man I'm de-💀
"since necromancy hasn't been outlawed yet"
"i dont know if employing god is a crime against humanity"
"the perma charge boomerang monkey relies on the existence of monkey consent"
nice
Well the ones making the weapons are monkey's so hmm and necromancy well it brings the bloons back as walking or floating corpses so i don't think that's legal and employng god don't war crimes exist to make war more moral so god kind of makes it so that all the bloons are evil and war criminals so can't it just be called devine punishment and it might just be some beams that just intantly kill you making it impossible to feel pain making god lasers compleatly ethical Edit: sayng the dark sun god is evil is like sayng a black person on an airplane is a terrorist so i still think the sun god is counted the fact that there are no other thing than bloons and monkeys it means monkey consent exists In the bloons universe meaning that bionic boomer and tech terror well tech terror is not fine but bionic boomer isn't and necromancy only if it's more like revival and not making slaves then it's fine but the necromancy clearly bad but basicly necromancy bad god depends dark sun god isn't evil but still like yeah the sun god either is a war criminal for monkey sacrifice the tech terror is clearly ellegal due to plasma so yeah
I doubt god would be employed in war if he did not want to.
420th like. NOW it's nice.
@@georgy2596 exactly. if a nation got his attention about a war, he'd stop the war.
@@ukkisragee9983 there is evil gods tho such as zeus.
In Spike Factory defence, The spikes are like "woo look at me im really flashy! dont touch me!" and the bloons choose to touch them anyway. Its like putting up a do not poke sign infront of a bear, and people poking it anyways
Well, that assumed Bloons aren't forced down the paths. Perhaps the reason they go down the paths is that the wind is forcing them their!
@@ILIKEOTTERS Well we can rule out wind considering they go in multiple directions at the same time across a map, and they also could leave the path as it is shown clearly (in most maps) that the path is on the same level as the surrounding ground. The only option then would be that they are prisoners who are forced to play along, but at that point it isn't a war but a massacre and the monkeys are in breach of completely different laws, although I suppose some could still apply assuming the bloons were captured in war, like with a bloon trap for example
@@ILIKEOTTERS LETS SUE THE WIND!
@Stealth300 OBJECTION
The monkeys are defending something. As you can see, the health whatever they are defending reduces when bloons cone in contact with it. In short, bloons are indeed combatants, and there is an actual war.
Fact:
balloon always win
11:56 "Depeleted Bloontonium" is what i assume as a play on words for the real-life Depleted Uranium round, which offers more armor piercing capabilities and is legal in real life. So i would say that this would be a legal non war-criminal tower
Bloons are made of bloontonium so it’s like being shot with explosive corpses
or plutonium but idk really how radioactive things work exactly=-
(mostly from the letters are similar-)
@@toasterhavingabath6980 The gist of depleted uranium is pretty straightforward.
Protons are +1, Electrons are -1, and Neutrons are 0. This means that you can add or subtract as many neutrons as you want from something without changing what it is. This does have effects on its overall stability which is why uranium is "enriched" before use in nuclear reactors or explosives. Enriched uranium has been processed to contain unnaturally high levels of Uranium-235 [The number after is # of Protons (92 for Uranium) + # of Neutrons (143 in this case)] which causes the instability needed to create a sustainable nuclear reaction. The leftover Uranium from the enrichment process is purified Uranium-238, which contains an extra 3 neutrons and makes up over 99% of the Uranium on the planet due to its relative stability.
Uranium-238 emits mainly alpha radiation as it decays. Alpha radiation, to oversimplify, is the safest type of nuclear decay to experience. It is stopped reliably by human skin, so it would take quite a bit of exposure to cause health problems. Uranium-238 is also REALLY FREAKING DENSE. Over half again dense as lead to be inexact. When something is really heavy, readily available, and has limited industrial uses chances are someone will throw it at something as hard as they can to see what happens. And thus the US military was happy because it got heavier bullets and the nuclear enrichment industry was happy because their waste products were being shot en masse into the deserts of the Middle East and thus were no longer their problem.
To be fair, the most likely cause of death from a DU projectile still seems to be getting shot by it. After that uranium poisoning is a bigger risk than latent radioactivity. I still wouldn't let your children play near it, though.
I agree
I like how for Adora he went for the “Her attacks are really hot” instead of “she sacrifices her fellow soldiers in cold blood”
And the monkey god
yeah atleast ultra jason mensions it
Well, according to the lore she doesnt sacrifice the monkey itself. Its more like the monkeys sacrifice their will to fight to her or something like that
@@jkzocker1614 they aren't dead, they just give up and go home
@@charlesfisher-kh5sw never said they are
The bloon trap could be classified as bloon trafficking because the engineer monkey sells the bloons for money
No it's selling others organs more likely like walking into a hospital with a bucket of liver and blood
i mean tobe fair they sell the blutonium oh wait a thats worse
lmao
You can redeploy them now tho, war crime for a war crime
@@Data-Expungeded organ harvesting
I just want to say, the permacharge boomerang can change the hand it shoots from, so it's more likely a gauntlet than a ripped arm
the word ”bionic” means a robot or metal limb, so it probably isnt a gauntlet
@@ChaoticFool And the helmet is not considered to be that?
unless you're replacing the entire monkey
@@ChaoticFoolthen how can it switch the arm it uses for it?
Just like putting a new arm on a robot/new wheel on a car
For the mortar monkey "the biggest one"
It means the the upgrade "burny stuff" will do more damage
I think aither the big one or bloon buster upgrades even mention it increases the Burny stuff demage
@@ladislavkaras1760 yeah
To be fair the bloons also break the laws of physics.
They’re allowed to hide entire goddamned soldiers inside of each other…
Like, imagine if you killed the commander of a small battalion.
Then all of the sudden, like a Russian doll, he splits open to reveal 4 more people hiding inside him.
That HAS to be cheating.
small battalion would be around 300 people. A sergeant commands teams of four, so shooting Them would have four people hopping out.
also, commanders of battalions are usually called Lieutenant Colonel.
I did research on this for writing, so I have to nerd about it a little.
It's like a transport
@@puffincz3482 I thought the average size of a Battalions 150?
It can be 300, 100%
But I thought that was the smallest size for one.
this made me chuckle
They get hit by spikes on the floor, and get hit by aviator darts that fly straight forward
“Unfortunately, the decomposing horse tower isn’t in the game yet.”
-Davey 2020
yes, unfortunately
Yet is the key word, we just need to wait
aw man i wanted do go launching corpses over the wall-wait what?
YET
YET
Keep in mind. Ninja kiwi went from being a flash games company that only children knew about to being worth over 20 mill. Very inspiring
I consider them to be one of the best video game companies, listening to their community. Supporting creators, inducing lore, regular updates, looking at you mojang. And trying to keep the game fresh while balanced, truly a good company.
@@adamduffy2407 bloons is genuinely, unironically very good
@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoatalways has been
@@adamduffy2407BTDB2 though… oof…
@@Brent-jj6qi It's a good game now. Not on launch, but they've fixed 99% of the issues with the game.
Wait, we are just gonna forget the fact that adora literally sacrifices her friends for benefit?
So all of the sudden it’s illegal to commit crime?
So does the Super Monkey top path's last two upgrades
@@soonahero seriously? oh who could have thought commiting a crime was a crime?
@soonahero roses are red, violets are blue
GET A BRAIN YOU WH-
@@soonaheroi don't know if that's satire or you actually believe that
“I don’t know if employing god is a crime against humanity”
Well said, Davey.
Lol
No death related to the god then no any and yes
Oh awesome 666 likes
Wait. If there's a satan number. Why isn't there a god number?
- Welcome to season 2 episode 763 of religious questions nobody asked!
7:34 only fully enlisted dart moneys are allowed on the battlefield, and are the only ones eligible to receive a boost. On certain maps, "civilian" moneys can be found by tapping on specific areas as an Easter egg. They are not forced into plasma usage.
Ahh yes M O N E Y S
monkey city...
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 monkey city is like our selective service where they sign up to be brought in if extra manpower is needed
Fully enlisted dart *moneys*
Ok phew
In the discretion of the cyborg quincy skin. It says that (after a DDT attack) dr.monky turned Quincy into a cyborg to keep him alive. Therefore dr.monky is not guilty.
My Favorite Moments Shortcuts:
0:00 Ow!
0:16 Magic word of Nostalgia
0:49 How far these monkeys went
1:00 Chill out, FBI!
1:50 Unwritten Laws
2:10 Bloon Hierarchy
3:07 Burning Bloons alive
4:02 Melting Point of Lead
4:23 Ledian
4:29 Drones are okay... for now
4:53 Just a tank, which is a-ok
5:17 How unfortunate
5:25 Subscribe and Like, for Richard Watterson
5:52 Curses are still war crimes
7:12 Decomposing Horse Tower
7:42 Hostage Club
7:46 Monkey consent
8:19 Australian
8:32 X-raying a balloon for shrapnel
9:03 A bigger war crime, kudos
9:13 Ice monkeys are criminals against humanity
9:33 No law abiding citizen carries containers of glue that liquefies everything in contact
9:49 Radiation is an obvious no-no
10:24 Fruity nature of burning grapes
11:29 Psycho Monkey watching Bloons burn up
11:52 Bloons with Bugsnax styled eyes
12:11 Pyromaniac and animal abuser. That Monkey has serious issues
12:26 Yet
12:57 Insane experimenter on a watch list
13:55 Most dangerous monkey
13:39 Someone worse than Alchemist
15:03 Bloons don't have skulls
15:45 They deserve hugs
Remember it's always been called the Geniva suggestions.
Nobody can attend the Geneva Convention this year becuase of the Coronavirus.
@@DaveyGunface Exactly I mean whos gonna show up to stop you, the UN?
@@calvin8201 You can't hear the screams of the damned if you wear a face mask
@@DaveyGunface true!
The Geneva checklist
Crazy, it’s either
A: None commit war crimes against balloons because balloons don’t count as armed combatants or
B: There is a canonical war between both sides that is mutually agreed upon by both
iirc it is B.
I’m pretty sure it’s mentioned in a btd game that theres a war going on against bloons
but what caused the war
@@JNJNRobin1337 Territory, if Bloons monkey city is to be believed
The Bloons are sent by other monkeys as a territorial war
You forgot a few
-Archmage has an incendiary weapon
-Tzar Bomba is a nuclear weapon and is thus guilty
-primary expertise might count as it may be considered civilians being forced into war operations with the giant saw on the top, but that depends on who, if anybody, lives in the village
-Sentry Champion fires plasma
-Sentry expert may also be in trouble for lasers and freezing
- cleansing foam may be considered chemical warfare idk
-Apex Plasma Master as the name suggests, fires plasma
-Glave Dominus is probably guilty, as it presumably Carrie’s the fire and australianisms of Moab domination
-Navarch of the seas depending on what the seemingly laser bullets really are
-master builder is full of plasma weapons, guilty
another thing: psi is a minor, which falls under child soldiers
@@Underworlder5 this has been said
There's nothing wrong with Australianisms. I'm an Australianist after all and you can't prove that I'm a war criminal. =)
@@Shimmering_raincan you prove that you aren’t?
@@Frog_Wizard801 innocent until proven guilty, my friend. I don't need to prove anything.
xx5 super monkey actually utilizes black hole technology in its passive, which is probably a big red flag.
Wait... we could legally just dump gallons of industrial glue on our enemies?
It's one of the many times that nobody really accounts for. I don't think Glue Storm would ever be outlawed (unless the glue used would have a toxic/flammable component). You could make the case for Super Glue, as that does deal damage, but that's primarily against MOABs, and laws against vehicles are typically a lot more lenient.
@@DaveyGunface if I ever get drafted, im brining thousands of gallons of elmer's glue.
I'm pretty sure there is a glue cannon that bind criminal but was scarpped because of the risk of blocking their breathing which lead to pretty much torture
@@DaveyGunface most glue is at least a little corrosive, so it would be banned, however without 2xx the glue is explicitly not corrosive. Mostly… they recently buffed the x4x and xx5 (glue storm and superglue) to deal damage, so they are indeed corrosive and therefore illegal.
@@switchedchannelscheckdesc8120 gorrilla glue*
This makes me want to do a Perfectly Legal Bloons Playthrough
It would likely be military only, because you have to have a uniform to participate in active combat. Not having one would also be a war crime. Not as horrible as burning stuffs alive, but you're basically endangering all civilians by looking like them.
@@puffincz3482 Aight, thanks!
please link it if you do
@@puffincz3482 and then you have ninja, which quite literally have too much dignity to do the war crimes they can (unless 005)
@@puffincz3482 what about spike factories?
And depends if monkey villages actually involve people I suppose
Note: Brickell *almost* broke the Geneva Convention because of her new lifeguard skin, it originally had the Red Cross symbol on it, which is technically a war crime. Ninja Kiwi would have also committed this crime if they released the skin with the cross.
This really sticks out with Davey's newer content, it shows emotion
It's a nightmare for sure
"just like twitter, the fan club is a hostage club"
the accuracy is tearing my soul apart
just like T̶u̶m̶b̶l̶r̶ twitter
Like psi
yo where's that pfp from
@@airel8259 oneshot, idk where to be exact, my friends just sent me this image
didn’t I saw you somewhere else?
The monkey ace has the fucking Tsar Bomb as an upgrade and you didn't even mention it. Thats the most powerful nuclear weapon ever made!
I wanted to mention it, but looking on the UN's treaty on Nuclear Weapons, there are only 86 signatories, and the countries with the most nuclear weaponry haven't signed at all. I also don't really suspect it'll ever really happen honestly. Worlds fucked.
nuklear weapons (atleast for now) have made the world safer, since the biggest powers cannot go to war because of mutually assured destruction. its a pretty fucked way to attain it, but nuclear weapons have deffinitely ushered in an era of comparative peace.
@@kettenschlosd i mean not entirely, its just let the countries with nuclear stockpiles fuck with any lesser armed country for their own gain, see the middle east, its just the sponsors for those conflicts cant fight directly, which is a tactic as old as globalism.
Geneva convention does not ban atomic and nuclear weapons
Using atomic weapons is a crime but not a warcime
@@cephery8482 Dude, I think its even older than that. Greek city-states were repeatedly pitted against each other by foreign powers for the explicit purpose of fucking them over. That was probably around 2500+ years ago, which was long before globalism existed. Though, it was imperialism... which itself is as old as civilizations. So...
The bloon trap captures enemies and sells them when it’s dungeon is full
For stuff like the Glue Monkey we've got to remember one important thing about war crimes, It's never a war crime the first time
I can't believe the decomposing horse catapult isn't in the game
ikr
Like ninja kiwi is so lazy decomposing horse seems so simple to make
not in the game _yet_
Me just waiting for a commander monkey in the game
@@txd0mask there are other things that take priority over that
Not mentioning that Adora's second ability is literally called "Blood Sacrifice".
i made it 69 likes
@@Random-yn9bt you feel special that you clicked a button?
Absolutely
@@starving5469 ratio
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Ninjakiwi has said that all of the monkeys in the game are so devoted to the war, that they're willing to commit to any experiment. Also apparently the sacrifices are only temporary amalgamation procedures.
I like how anything possibly dark is patched up by ninja kiwi saying "no no it's not what you think"
When you are against an enemy species that are trying to destroy your hearts, I think all ways of warfare is legal as long as it doesn't cause damage to the land itself
9:29 Weather modification is banned in warfare, after the US seeded the Asian monsoon in Vietnam to make logistics a nightmare with flooded roads and such. While that really only has so far applied to rain enhancement, I'm sure the rule could be applied here, and thus, war criminal
Wdym "seeded the Asian monsoon"?
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It can also be considered as a huge bomb of harmless glue, therefore legal. Or something shooting from space, therefore space warfare rules aply. (idK if this is legal) But most likely, it's just shooting very fast and into the sky so the PROJECTILES fall back on the ground. (somewhat long range missiles that don't explode but are made of glue) You can see this from the animation the Spike Storm Ability has, and science gluestorm is a similar ability, both abilitys are no wheathermodification. BTW I don't understand what makes wheathermodification ilegal in the first place.
@@e_s.0848 they mean modified the weather
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For the boat man, don't forget that piracy is also just straight up illegal.
It's not a war crime though
@@moodlethenoodle They plunder MOABs, and war trophies are illegal, so I'd say there's a case there
Not if they are privateers
now THIS is the sort of content I’m looking for
In regards to the Top path mortar's final description, it's basically just telling you that the enhanced burny stuff damage from tier 3 ( I believe is the tier, that or tier 4) is enhanced upon getting the Biggest One
“The dude has anguished bloon souls spiraling round his gamer chair.”
S Tier Sentence.
When debating definition, one can definitely x-ray the deflated remains of a bloon, the real question is if they are alive. The vast majority of these things are legal only when used against material, or rather than as an anti"personnel" weapon. Additionally, with regard to the sniper's fragmenting ammunition, the law you cited applies to warheads, but small arms munitions have a separate ruleset, based on the design of the ammunition. Munitions must be built for, to heavily paraphrase, clean penetration. Similarly, they must be fully jacketed projectiles, to that end. With basic sniper monkey having to be upgraded to have FMJ ammunition, he is implied to be using soft point ammunition by default. This would indicate that he is only innocent if upgraded to have FMJ, without being given any fragmenting or other special ammunition, and is otherwise indefensible.
Pretty sure there is a law that says something about non fragmentation small arms bullets. Idk though
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Romans 8:37-39
No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord
Frags are only ilegal against flesh enemies. As Bloons coansist of ruber and air, you could easily have some medical treatement or even xray to find it.
The sniper uses darts by default. Most towers use some form of dart by default
@@kimgkomg I think the actually do use bullets. I remember in an faq ninja kiwi said their bullets were made by the engineer and wizard monkey.
instant sub for the titan fall 2 reference. i love that game more than my own life. is such a great game and it redefined the meaning of movement forever and dont get me started on the campaign.just know that your not alone for missing that game. it also reminded me of another fps game that has the same acronym that just wont die...tf2...
The nuclear energy on the Energizer is completely renewable, Ninja Kiwi Confirmed that *THE MORE YOU KNOW*
"Relies on the existence of monkey consent."
**Flashback of Superjombombo's thirst for Adora in Aliensrock's video**
wut, i could use some context
@@synx7149 This is the closest example I could find since I've partially blocked it off my mind
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ISAB's thirst for sauda
@@cubanwargaming4879 "I would certainly let her sit on my face"
-yes ISAB actually said that in a video
@@minorcomet282 link for ontext cause i need reciepts
So, about the description for The Biggest One: "... plus powerful Burny Stuff damage."
If you look closely, you'll see that "Burny Stuff" is capitalized. This means it's talking about the upgrade called Burny Stuff. The same thing happens in the description for Really Big Bombs, although to a lesser extent: "... allow Frags to pop more Bloons." It doesn't quite say Frag Bombs, but it does capitalize the word(s) to help them stand out from other terms.
Upgrade descriptions describe their synergies with other upgrades like this all the time.
For example, Perishing Potions: "... Also strengthens Brews and Stimulants." Obviously the Alchemist won't have strengthened Brews if you don't also have the Berserker Brew upgrade.
Yeah they added those in to improve cross-pathing since people were always choosing one path for their high tier upgrades.
Nerd
@@shashankmuralidharan8710 yo, true
Aren't steroids banned for war use?
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Romans 8:37-39
No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord
The monkeys may violate the laws of warfare, but the balloons violate the laws of physics.
It's so funny watching this and then the Pokemon one and literally *hearing* this man get more jaded and done over time. Hilarious.
7:36 why are we assuming that the 0-0-0 dart monkies attacking the enemy are civilians? That's so counter intuitive. They are in the war, attacking the bloons, therefore, they absolutely constitute as soldiers not civilians.
Monkey draft
Guerilla warfare
Monke youth
@@unbearablysmug2437 *Gorilla warfare*
well, they don't have anything resembling a uniform, which is a war crime too
7:00 If you think about it, using a giant glue hose as a weapon sounds pretty horrific, and would probably be a war crime if it started being used in the real world.
Depends on the glue. If it's meant to irritate soldiers like ww2 when there was a chemical put into German soldiers clothes that made them itch I think it's legal.
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Romans 8:37-39
No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord
Thank you , this was all I needed to commit every Bloons war crime
8:16
Australia = death sentence.
Legit the best part of the video for me!
(I’m Australian)
Update:
Sauda does not break rules, she uses swords which are allowed
PSI takes forever to destroy heavy moabs later on so they fall over prolonged and unnecessary suffering
(Edit: YES I KNOW PSI ISNT ALLOWED CAUSE THEYRE A MINOR STOP)
UPDATE 2: Geraldo pretty sure somehow breaks all rules
All paragons in general use sacrifices/experiments
Apex plasma uses incendiary(?) warfare with plasma
Glaive dominus, from what I can see breaks no rules by itself, which is why it sucks on lych
Ascended shadow in general uses plasma crap
Navarch of the seas breaks no rules I’m pretty sure besides water regulations and grapes.
Etienne literally controls a UCAV with incredibly powerful missiles
@@magicmaddie8108 he is part of the military I believe
The reason stronger bloons take longer is because PSI pops the bloons from the inside out, literally ripping their insides apart.
@@BossTyphlosion Which is just even worse
Also isn't Psy a child, making him being on the battlefield a warcrime as well?
About the bio boomerang:
You can change which hand the boomerang arm is on, and it shows he has both hands. So they didn’t chop his arm off, it’s more like an extension.
So, it’s more a glove?
Could be 2 different monkeys
What's the point of switching the way he holds it?
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Romans 8:37-39
No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord
@@e_s.0848 gameplay-wise, sometimes one way is more efficient than the other
@@melvint-p9500 I guess that makes sense when there's a bend.
This is one of those videos you remember about every once in a while and watch
The thumbnail:
Warplane from the future made to obliterate with missiles and darts: alright and doesnt commit war crimes
Random DJ that just want’s to have fun: commits war crimes
Sentries are automated weaponry set to selective targeting. Isnt that a massive controversy?
because engineer gaming
Also sentry paragon uses plasma which is a big no no
@@dispensergoinup engineer gaming
@@Grilldude engigaming neer
@@bloxmineland2 engideer gaming
I have a hard time accepting Obyn Being classified a war criminal based of what you said, It seems to me the brambles can be more akin to either Constantine wire, or more likely razer wire. Which would mean its not a war crime, especially considering they are visible to the boons that actively walk (float) into it. Its not like the blood trap on the engineers, which is even called a trap.
So it would be similar to barb wire?
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No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord
@@e_s.0848 yes pretty much. Also Romans 8:37-39. Nice verse. I myself am a fan of Psalm 56:3-4
"When I am afried, I put my trust in you. In God, whose word I praise - in God I trust and am not afraid. What can mere mortals do to me."
@@popinyourdog4321 nice
Due to Obyns title of forest guardian, I think he would be exempt due to being a force of nature
I love the subtle vine reference at 3:18
For the things like the biggest one with burny stuff, it is saying that the burny stuff buffs/makes better the biggest one, or the biggest one buffs burny stuff damage. The double gun and airburst darts on the monkey sub buff the top path tier 4 and 5 monkey subs
11:57 aha, it is DEPLETED bloontonium, which means it isn't poisonous, assuming it functions like what it obviously references, depleted uranium. depleted uranium is absolutely legal and even deployed at the very least by the US.
Depleted uranium is poisonous though. “Depleted” just means it’s not capable of being used in nuclear reactions. It is still radioactive and causes environmental harm. However, like you said, it is still used by certain freedom loving countries 😎
Depleted Uranium (DU) is only slightly radioactive, but it is highly toxic producing potentially lethal tubular necrosis. Assuming depleted blutonium is similar it should be a war crime under IHL Rule 70 (superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering) and/or Rule 71 (inherently indiscriminate weapons). The U.S. consistently objects to and violates Rule 70. And of the many resolutions to specifically make using DU a war crime, only the U.S., U.K., France and Israel consistently vote against.
pretty sure it actually references plutonium
@@ryansullivan3085 namewise, it sounds more like it, but seems more like Uranium in application
@@camfunme i can see why israel does
next you must deconstruct Minecraft's potions and how Steve is actually a war criminal who is on the run from the government
Well in Minecraft, Steve IS the government. He has all he needs to build an entire civilization.
@@snorkgp-5949 enslaving villagers
He literally steam historic constructions and builds tnt for fun
Even though he’s the only human in the solo survival world
@@totmgsrockxd9900 Which means Steve can make up his own rules.
Oh yeah, Steve is also god bc he has creative mode.
Seems like matpat’s job ngl
The Ice monkey almost certainly violates the Environmental modification convention.
11:00
The reason it says "powerful burny stuff"
Is becasue the biggest one upgrade will buff the amount of damage that burny stuff does (if you buy it)
16:16 Great question Davey! I'm glad you asked!
This comment seems exceptionally passive aggressive, and I thank you for it.
The upgrades that say "allows X to do X" sometimes refer to specific crosspaths to make those crosspaths stronger. For example if you get the really big bombs upgrade it boosts the frags upgrade if you have it.
"you're actually enabling the worst criminals this world could ever imagine" *picture of 40K on screen*
I love how massive bombs are okay but exploding pineapples and hot grapes are not.
I can only imagine the war police come to the battlefield and say "god you are going to jail for violating the enemy with your plasma weaponry which is banned for war"
*loud plasma beam noise*
*The Bloon War Police are eradicated*
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 see, this is WHY the monkey army gets away with these war crimes. the bloon war police was killed by the true sun god.
"Yo God you are under arrest"
Man what the heck
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@Vgpharaoh4 wait until the IRS comes for em. No one escapes the IRS.
While the name is bionic boomerang, does anyone else think that it just looks like a wrist mounted boomerang launcher? It's also entirely possible he's a willing participant that either lost his arm in the bloon wars, or volunteered to use a prototype gauntlet.
cyber quincy was hurt by a DDT before being turned into what he is today, so that is plausible.
I mean he looks pretty happy
Yes but how is thst bad?
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@@e_s.0848 My favourite thing to base war crimes on btd6, the fucking bible
The bionics featured in the boomerang are likely closer to a wearable exoskeleton that can link to the monkey's nervous system considering that the boomerang monkey can switch which arm it throws with and "bionic" is just close enough to what's going on. It could also be the same story with the middle path supermonkey
11th hero is literally a shopkeeper. You could question if he has the proper permits to sell the stuff he does, or whether having him in the battlefield is legal at all, but then you kinda have to question everything.
12:46 I don’t know if deploying god is a crime against humanity.
Fun fact: Lorewise, the blooms are the baddies bc they ravaged the monkey towns and are attempting to get revenge, so yeah.
they die slowly by radiation posioning, long after you leave
Lol
“Pat fusty just punches shit, next.”
Perfect description, couldn’t have said it any better
For 3 years, then they die.
Radiation poisoning
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New challenge run: no war crimes run on CHIMPS
5:20 biggest plot twist in the history of youtube sponserships
The most concerning thing about this video is that in the beginning, it is seen thath this guy has every upgrade unlocked except the M.A.D
The biggest one recently got a buff so that the Burny stuff gets more damage, hence the description of the upgrade saying it has "powerful Burney stuff". It will only have the Burny stuff if you buy the bottom crosspath. I agree the description could be updated to make to make it more clear though
I'm wondering if they have any safety protocols when it comes to the tack shooter because apparently deploying a dart monkey next to a burning furnace or a machine firing tacks in all directions at rapid speeds is "safe" for the monkey
Same can be said to all other monkeys and towers since there is so much deadly stuff being thrown around while monkeys are literally standing within deadly range.
The other monkeys aim for the bloons though but the tack shooter shoots in every direction which is a huge hazard compared to the other monkeys
And then there's the map wide sawblade shooter variant which would hit every monkey on the map
Pop and awe sends mortar shots across the whole map most of the time hitting other soldiers
I imagine what we see is simplified and that its a lot more accurate in reality
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Very nice.
So bloons artillery only when?
On a more serious note, depleted bloontonium could be the equivalent of depleted uranium. Depleted uranium isn't technically a war crime yet. There isn't enough evidence to suggest one way or another, according to my limited research.
I'm down for a Bloons War Criminal only playthrough of some BTD6
Would probably be a Sunday upload or something though, don't think it warrants a Wednesday
@@DaveyGunface Whenever you do, I will watch it. I enjoy your videos.
i mean, it could also be depleted plutonium but idk how radioactive materials work because im 12 so
the word bloontonium deffinitely is derived from plutonium. but what is used as ammunition (for example in some US tanks) is depleted uranium. plutonium is iirc more for building bombs. i dont know either though, even while being twice as old as you XD
@@kettenschlosd Depleted uranium is leftover from making bombs, because all the radioactive stuff is takes out, so it is relatively harmless. Its heavy so it used for amor piercing rounds. Plutonium does not naturally occur, and has to be made in a nuclear facility and is complicated, and is pretty much exclusively for bombs, as any private ownership is illegal, if unlicensed.
11:30 "one shudders to imagine what inmonkey thoughts lie behind those goggles, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty"
Oh yeah, let's not forget that the other titles like BTD Battles imply that the bloons were an engineered weapon that was used in monkey wars and then have escaped and started acting on their own (the mainline BTD games) presumably as sentient beings with a plot of revenge. Make of that what you will.
Me with a vengeful temple: “rules are made to be broken”
Pfp checks out.
Yukari does the finger lol
I’m actually fairly certain weaponizing the weather is actually illegal, I cannot remember at time of writing where it says that though
I am fairly certain that that clause was added after the United States did that during Vietnam, we seeded clouds over north Vietnam, successfully extending the monsoon season by (if I remember correctly) about 3 months
1977 UN Environmental modification convention.
Yeah i think it is
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@@e_s.0848 don't care
@@hello33e1 Then don't reply?
quincies arrow rain is a war crime as of the Geneva convention which banned sharpened bolts or alike objects being dropped out of planes
The boomerang monkey does NOT have one hand. he wears a glove with a boomerrang-launcher on top.
7:19 aww i wanted the deconposing horse tower
Me too, but the world isent ready
Fun Fact: Spice and Lotus Islands are based on real places.
Spice islands (I think) is based of someplace in the Indies.
Lotus island is based on Australia.
Also The Biggest One is supposed to not burn bloons without the upgrade. You are not wrong.
So we would just have to find out the laws in those areas
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Davey Gunface: "two DESPARETLY need hugs"
Me: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
Can't wait for the beast handler sentence (new tower next maj. Plus the new heroes)
With Psi being added who is a child, yes it is a crime giving him brew 13:20
You can’t give him brew
15:05 Well, in the trophy shop, you can buy a skeleton BAD skin, implying that *at least* MOABs have skeletons. And going with what you said of "bloons having eyes" because of the googly eyes, that means all bloons have skeletons of sorts. So yes, that makes top path spike factory god awful, imagine getting blown up from a grenade made of a human skull. But it's probably not real? I mean it could just be an accessory, to look cool, but who knows...
Probably the creator of the spike factory knows, but what if a monkey is inside the spike factory, controlling it... I mean the tack shooter is controlled by a monkey inside it (the tack shooter avatar is proof of this)...... This is getting out of hand.
pretty sure there was a bmc special level type of thing where there were "skeletons" of moabs as decoration on the map. with skeletons i mean the steel structure and not actual bones, so the skulls dont come from the moabs
@@MikeAckerschott. cool
I bet the creator of the spike factory also made the cyborg monkeys
it visually appears that the skulls are just artwork painted on.
Another thing for the skeletons of moabs is the necromancer. It's moabs have bones. It also means that balloons are alive
Two of my favorite games: BTD6 and Tf2, both analyzed for war crimes.
Can't wait for a video explaining the war crimes in smash bros lol.
In the lore of btd6 0 lives is where the battle is lost and not civilians being killed
15:05 let’s not jump to conclusions regarding the anatomy of bloons
when they use nukes, gods,and magic to kill things with rubber and helium
The leader of the payday gang: hey you know how you guys have been wanting more of a challenge?
"unfortunately, the decomposing horse tower isn't in the game yet"
someone apparently.
12:07 I think this one might be a mistake. Depleted Uranium rounds are legal for use, and assuming that the depleted bloontonium upgrade is inspired from that makes it not a warcrime. (im aware this is a joke)
"The Sub-Commission on Prevention of Discrimination and Protection of Minorities of the United Nations Human Rights Commission, passed two motions-the first in 1996 and the second in 1997. They listed weapons of mass destruction, or weapons with indiscriminate effect, or of a nature to cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering and urged all states to curb the production and the spread of such weapons. Included in the list was weaponry containing depleted uranium."
Yeah it's legal I'm pretty sure
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@@zacknattack where is this quote from?
@@e_s.0848 so youre not a bible bot
@@hongsengchan9855 Nope.
"Churchill is a guy in a tank... Good job Churchill"
Growing a sharp bush using magic is illegal because it's magic makes it able to pop flying lead
Not to mention the wizard falling under incendiary weaponry/slavery? If a wizard burned a guy with magic I would go,"have a nice day sir" and not try to press charges, even more so if he can repossess my eternal soul
“I don’t know if employing God is a crime against humanity” is a sentence I never thought I’d get the chance to laugh at.
this video changed my life forever(ill only be using the ones that do war crimes)