There was once a prophecy that Heaven, Hell, and Earth would be united by a pair of Kings. The prophet foretold the pair of kings would be born as Twins, each with a special affinity. "Helltaker" and "Heaventaker" were the prophet Kings. Not wanting to unite the three Realms together a mysterious force separated the twins at a young age. Their dreams guided them to their destiny. Thus "Helltaker" and "Heaventaker" sought their Harems. Threatened with the possibility of the Realms uniting this Mysterious Force acts out its plan.
So the Mysterious Force rallied a section of hell into invading the mortal realm creating a new god, a god that all will fear. With the strength of god, the vengeance of angels, and the wrath of a demon. The Mysterious Force would use this god to destroy all of hell, rather having destruction than fusion.
So The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulu, _and_ Morgan Freeman...ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON!? #TheMoreYouKnow (Also I'm glad no matter what happens Azazel is still there :3)
0:58 "I got a bet with Lucy to win after this" Oh no its either over Job or its a poker game and Lord knows what happened the last 2 times they played poker.
Lucy: *Sees G.O.D. Is a Woman* Also Lucy: Modeus did you Put Something in my Coffee?! In Germany Me: yo hold Up God is a Woman?! G.O.D: *Appears next to me Out of* *nowhwere* *holds oxyen Destroer* Always has been!
nice work, by the way I liked the first version of G.O.D, with hair like a rainbow, but I understand that you didn't choose it because on the Internet there are people who are still in the chipped stone age
glad he noped out of the offer to join god's harem cause reverse harem pretty meh too bad she couldnt join his but it makes sense i guess? i did like her other forms lol also the ending slide was nice but can we get an alt alt ending where god joins his harem instead of him being offered and noping out of god's reverse harem it be like with lucy she offer him a place as a slave amongst the slaves representing a non existent slave harem he say no and she joins his harem
I wouldn't be surprised if they were SCP 166, SCP 179 and SCP 105, but it would be sooooo weird waifu versions of 999, 682, 049, 173, 1471, •••••••, 073, 076, 2845, the scarlet king, Yaldabaoth, Mekhane and- ....wait -remember that weird image of Monster musume but in SCP- ..ohhh crap
Yup, just like the last minute of the OG video, this rapidly turned from (as put by another user’s comment) “sharply dressed angel girls” to “HOW MANY MEMES CAN I SHOVE IN HERE?”
After the PC game Helltaker and the mobile game Heaventaker... Voidtaker? or Limbetaker? PS : ... Endtaker, Nethertaker, Badlandtaker, Godtaker, Mythologytaker, ... Nextaker ? one thing is certain in the end we will end up with a multi-verse taker 🤣
"You will join my harem"
G.O.D. CEO of Heaven: *"No U"*
She used Reverse Card
More of a "I'm busy, sweetie, he's your problem." thing.
I honestly believe that "Morgan Freeman?" is her true form.
No questionmark. Its just "Morgan Freeman." With his bottom half as well though
Amen
Well considering he has a show called “GOD” i would think so
Last time he got killed because of his Satan apron, guess that's why he changed
Really liking this new Form.
We all worship you Flying Spaghetti Monster Chan, especially when you’re Morgan freeman
Yo, your forms are AWESOME! Keep going, you are on the roll!
Alternative Ending
Heaven taker: "You will join my harem"
G.O.D: *"No"*
imagine just randomly coming to a literal god and asking him to join your harem. its funny how it worked on almost every single angel
I like how at the end, Azazel appears with the rest of the Angel harem.
There was once a prophecy that Heaven, Hell, and Earth would be united by a pair of Kings. The prophet foretold the pair of kings would be born as Twins, each with a special affinity. "Helltaker" and "Heaventaker" were the prophet Kings. Not wanting to unite the three Realms together a mysterious force separated the twins at a young age. Their dreams guided them to their destiny. Thus "Helltaker" and "Heaventaker" sought their Harems. Threatened with the possibility of the Realms uniting this Mysterious Force acts out its plan.
Wait, we could made a relegion out of this
-Bill Wurtz
So the Mysterious Force rallied a section of hell into invading the mortal realm creating a new god, a god that all will fear. With the strength of god, the vengeance of angels, and the wrath of a demon. The Mysterious Force would use this god to destroy all of hell, rather having destruction than fusion.
Gods harem would be the greatest lmao
@@realperson4931 I was talking about the christian god like the video but I understand what you mean XD
@@knightsblight God's Harem probably would consist of Strong male gods
@@fohz0710 or mythological human heroes very high standard harem
Yo God is actually cute. And She has a sense of humor. She may be best girl.
I mean she's God dude
I don't know if this is heresy or true commitment
2:20 i see those men who served the knight's templar have found bountiful employment
We've done Hell, Heaven, but what about the middle world?
Purgatory Taker.
Or PurgaTaker
Purtaker
alll da purgatory peeps r catgurls
How about eldritch taker?
Abysstaker either
ROAD ROLLERtaker
Just let me be happy with my harem it is NOT easy to live with demons and angels i have been stabbed more times than i've had hot meals
When you actually think about it, were all just cute girls that God wants in his harem.
Amen
Well, In a way your right
Amen!
Its really well made. 10/10
...
"It's my day off."
She's taking the fucking YEAR off.
I noticed Azazel was still in the group picture in the end.
So The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulu, _and_ Morgan Freeman...ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON!?
#TheMoreYouKnow
(Also I'm glad no matter what happens Azazel is still there :3)
Honestly I like G.O.D's design the best out of all your girls.
We met Helltaker, now Heaventaker
Whats next, Abysstaker or Purgataker? Who knows.
It's really cool so far keep going!
Morgan Freeman lookin kinda hot tho
morgan freeman best waifu
@@BestGrillProductions i’ve always respected Freeman as an actor.
Choccy milk, this is peak wholesome
2:29 bread boys?
@libnny gutierrez father, no dont banish me to he-
Where the heretic son
@@zuty213yeet8 probably in hell
2:20 THERE BOTH FATHERS FROM BREAD BOYS!?!!
I see a crusader, I click
*DEUS VULT BROTHERS*
I don't see pUcCi
WhEre iS hE
And what about DIO?
Jesus
@@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 dio is in hell he is a wrongen
Ohhhhhh, I get it. Bruce Almighty
Helltaker: “Join my harem.”
Lucy: “A’ight.”
Heaventaker: “Join my harem.”
G.O.D: “How about you join MY harem?”
The crusader looks like father from the breadbois
Beautiful work 👍🏻
Some say Jesus is god
Some say Keanu Reeves is god
But we know in our hearts that Morgan Freeman is the true god
Don't say shit like that my guy. The replies are tiresome to read.
Happy Birthday Too MEEE!!!
this is underrated nice vid
Now need the Alientaker xDDD
Speedrunning a 13 billion year old universe? Cool
damn boi Morgan freeman do get them honcarinos you know what I'm saying? them bazungas be boing boing-ing
Let me guess. The bet with Lucy was not to join Taker's Angel Harem? lol
0:58 "I got a bet with Lucy to win after this"
Oh no its either over Job or its a poker game and Lord knows what happened the last 2 times they played poker.
Don't question the almighty spaghetti monster.
Michelle best girl.
Morgan Freeman is the True-form ! No one can tell me otherwise.
Is that in Plague's hands a bottle of Cola or Covid?
I love this
Vanripper : Write that down, write that down!
Funny plot twist, even Azazel showed up for the harem in the ending(?) 2:41
1:16 I ALMOST DIED! FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!
The ending is so cute.
Did anyone notice that Azazel is in the picture and that there's a box that says taco hell-
Meanwhile in an alternate timmline
good work
Azazel being in two places at once
Lucy: *Sees G.O.D. Is a Woman*
Also Lucy: Modeus did you Put Something in my Coffee?!
In Germany
Me: yo hold Up God is a Woman?!
G.O.D:
*Appears next to me Out of* *nowhwere*
*holds oxyen Destroer*
Always has been!
G.O.D. Great Oppai Duchess
The Notorious G.O.D
Wow, just... wow
nice work, by the way I liked the first version of G.O.D, with hair like a rainbow, but I understand that you didn't choose it because on the Internet there are people who are still in the chipped stone age
To be honest I wish there was a heaventaker.
I laughed at the corona chan in the back.
glad he noped out of the offer to join god's harem
cause reverse harem pretty meh
too bad she couldnt join his but it makes sense i guess? i did like her other forms lol
also the ending slide was nice
but can we get an alt alt ending
where god joins his harem instead of him being offered and noping out of god's reverse harem
it be like with lucy she offer him a place as a slave amongst the slaves representing a non existent slave harem he say no and she joins his harem
What next? SCPtaker?
I wouldn't be surprised if they were SCP 166, SCP 179 and SCP 105, but it would be sooooo weird waifu versions of 999, 682, 049, 173, 1471, •••••••, 073, 076, 2845, the scarlet king, Yaldabaoth, Mekhane and-
....wait -remember that weird image of Monster musume but in SCP- ..ohhh crap
THE PASTAFARIANS ARE HERE!!!
Only God could refuse the invitation to the harem
Pog
GG
I fucking love this
2:23 is that bread boy
Yup, just like the last minute of the OG video, this rapidly turned from (as put by another user’s comment) “sharply dressed angel girls” to “HOW MANY MEMES CAN I SHOVE IN HERE?”
*Literally like 3 jokes*
“too many memes! This is unacceptable!”
Go back too Twitter if u want to complain about literally nothing.
Where is famine?
I was the one on the right next to G.O.D
Flying Spaghetti Monster is best waifu
Wow, the Heaven BGM is pretty wholesome, where did you get it ?
Trinston was here .
.
Is that Azazel to the right at the end? Did... she just see a group of angels and decided to tag along for no reason?
Holy shit, I've NEVER seen a video with zero dislikes!
Bruh
Bruh
Oops i'm in the wrong timeline
G.O.D looks like a sephiroth
hey there azazel ;)
When the morgan freeman
Speggetti lord I bow down to your noodelest
0:42 *Terraria mastermode flashbacks*
🎶When all is said and done,
You'll believe G.O.D. is a woman~🎶
Is. . . Is that *ice* in the chocolate milk? _Why. . ._
Morgan Freeman is God! It's confirmed!
Is that Greifer Jesus?
I'm now intrigued what hijinks happen with the Angel Harem.....if anything. I'm also with Anthony RIos. Morgan Freeman....the Final Form of God.
Missing 2 angel and one demon
Hold up!!!
Where Jesus at?!
2:28 deus vult
Is there a secret ending that’s have Beizabuf (I know I’m spelling It wrong )
Beelzebub?
Do one with the Greek pantheon
Wait i thought azzeal was in hell how is she in heaven
Morgan Freeman is the ultimate waifu
So..., who's the demon on this route?
*hi, Azazel*
Wait why is azazel here
i prefer this end
whre da secret ending?
How the fuck u got breadboiys up there?
Taco hell
Tfw no diety gf
After the PC game Helltaker and the mobile game Heaventaker...
Voidtaker? or Limbetaker?
PS : ... Endtaker, Nethertaker, Badlandtaker, Godtaker, Mythologytaker, ...
Nextaker ?
one thing is certain in the end we will end up with a multi-verse taker 🤣
Hell taker dlc