@@unlimitedbladeworks2067 it puts you in your willdes fantasy that you may not know you had, so that you won,t leave the dream, because you wouldn,t want to
@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee this sounds more like White Snake's Melting Down Your Heart ability... Imagine if Jotaro was seeing all this while he and Joline were attacked in prison by Pucci, lol
“Old man, I have a weird dream last night. I was building a harem full of weird women and worst of all. I WAS NICE. This could be an attack from an enemy stand!” - Jotaro at 3 in the Morning
Stand Name: Good Night Dreamer Strength: C Speed: D- Durability: Unknown Range: A Stand Ability: Can give you Dreams of your enemies turning into hot girls for you to make a harem out of said girls in hell and alters your personality to the opposite of your current one. Has a chance to make you Horny, Getting Horny while in the dream has a high chance of killing you.
"Ho? You're approaching me?" "Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" "I can't let you join my harem without getting closer." I'm aware how cursed a waifu Dio is for Jotaro, but it was all worth it for this one exchange. This actually deserves to be an authentic stand attack.
[STAND NAME]- ｢Hell of a Night｣ [STAND MASTER]- 'The Helltaker' Description: This stand takes the form of a muscled demonic being with a horned skull and stitches. Abilities: When the stand removes it's skull and places it onto an opponents face, they are placed into a dream-like state in which they must traverse a labyrinth with a limited number of moves; with the added difficulty of the victim having to convince female versions of their enemies to join, potentially leaving the victim comatose until success.
cars: *becomes "perfect" life form* kira: *is a cat girl* diavolo: *fate worst than death* pucci: *reseted the universe way too many time* funny valentine: *simply puted on a maid dress* dio: *got the wrong body*
But I wonder what would Jotaro actually do in reality. He would most likely get all of the to shut up before telling them off by saying that they are annoying.
@@FROST_HUGGER no. They are quite literally different people as shown near the end of part 5 diavolo and doppio have different souls and the souls got separated. They are two different people who shared a body
@@aliengamer6668 oh wow, i just thought that diavolo is just an alter ego of doppio but i guess not, never quite watched the entirety of part 5 (for personal reasons, i dont really like it that much compared to other parts but requiem cool i guess*) and i just listed off as diavolo simply being an alter ego, which explains as to why diavolo was talking to doppio while doppio was in control (i thought doppio had an extremely severe personal disorder, so diavolo could just talk to him but two fuckin souls share one body? Damn), Thanks for clearing up the confusion i had watching part 5 (also the misinformation i spread, yeah uh i will just promptly delete it)
@@aliengamer6668 but i have a question, if doppio and diavolo's souls got seperated, where does doppio settle in? Another body with a soul? Or just left with no body, just a soul, Because diavolo still has a body in the death loop caused by GER.
Ok thats it My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Jotaro was right this whole experience feels like a stand attack.
It probably is
It's just a really bizarre dream.
it was death 13 all along
LALI HOOO!!!
Baby stand
Death 13 really did try to ambush Jotaro again.
I have made ur likes 69
jotaro: wait it was all a dream?
the baby: yes and you escaped it curse you jotaro
jotaro: TAKE ME BACK
the baby: huh... ok
@@nonolerigolo9128 cring-
@@nonolerigolo9128 😳 sus
Oh YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT BABY, how old is the kid now?
This entire fucking thing feels like a geniune stand atack
"Death 13" 2 electric bogaloo
LALLI HOOOOOOEEEE
@@nazarwardzyk3021 Death 13 Requiem.
@@unlimitedbladeworks2067 it puts you in your willdes fantasy that you may not know you had, so that you won,t leave the dream, because you wouldn,t want to
@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee this sounds more like White Snake's Melting Down Your Heart ability...
Imagine if Jotaro was seeing all this while he and Joline were attacked in prison by Pucci, lol
jotaro now knows 1% of polnareff's suffering
*Kakyoin
1:47 the ability that jotaro should have used and won against pucchi in part 6
Never heard of plot
What about that asspull in part 3 where Jotaro started flying with his stand? @@MurderDronesFan9
@@kraccChips420 ITS PLOT!!!
@@kraccChips420 They didn't really fly, you can check the manga, it's more clear that they were using their stands to leap into the air.
Star finger in anime it's exaggerated, it doesn't have a lot of range
Jotaro sure has the most bizarre dreams.
I know, right
What PTSD does to a mf
Jojo's Bizarre Dreams
Pure power of Death 13(the baby now became weeb)
No bizzards adventure
“Old man, I have a weird dream last night. I was building a harem full of weird women and worst of all. I WAS NICE. This could be an attack from an enemy stand!”
- Jotaro at 3 in the Morning
Joseph in his mind: Maybe not seeing a girl during the entire travel is getting to him....
@@felipecosta-kv2fx ...i should wear that dress again , shouldn,t i?
@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee bro getting his ass clapped
Oh no
Stand Name: Good Night Dreamer
Strength: C
Speed: D-
Durability: Unknown
Range: A
Stand Ability: Can give you Dreams of your enemies turning into hot girls for you to make a harem out of said girls in hell and alters your personality to the opposite of your current one. Has a chance to make you Horny, Getting Horny while in the dream has a high chance of killing you.
Oh yeah Jotaro did read Dio's Diary.
So he would know the thirteen phrases.
And probably pucci
*fourteen
RHINOCEROS BEETLE, RHINOCEROS BEETLE, RHINOCEROS BEETLE.
Yes
@@nicolasleal5644 it’s 4 Rhinoceros Beetles. Referencing the Beetles band.
Rhinocéros beetle
1:02 "a two for one package"
Naw
0:50 A one for one package (he packs)
A 4 for 2 package
FR
So peak
Wall: exists
Jotaro: no, fuck you *ora ora intensifies*
jojo fans try not to be painfully unfunny challenge: (impossible)
@@jeremikrowicki970 Keep your opinion to yourself.
@@uzayl3998 but let’s be real these comments are all the same 😞
@@remsipsteanah stop being depressed
@@MerwanLanguer nooo im nawt its just the truthhh 😞😞
KAKYOIN WAKE UP
Hahah, this is another Kakyoin's nightmare
@@laozjojo at least he didn't layed the egg
AHHHHHHHHH
@@shawerful5209AKYOIN! KAKYOIN!
_accomplished Pol face after he stops_
@@wackymulter Anything would be better than whatever that was.
"Catgirl Kira Yoshikage doesn't exist, she can't blow you up"
Catgirl Kira Yoshikage:
Yes a cat girl with a "surprise package"
Even better
Blow me up💀
Wat way?
@@huwutao8726 Rub her ears one time
@@huwutao8726 AYE
Jotaro's dream sure is bizarre but it's a golden experience
nice
Made in heaven
I guess Jotaro is about to get Sticky Fingers
@@electrikality lmao
He's about to meet White Snake
I imagine that this universe exists and funny valentine has visited it multiple times
to date himself ofc
Add a diavolo dying and it's canon
Edit: I forgot that in the video that diavolo is stuck in the loop too so, this is canon
Part 2: extremely use of strategy and punishing mistakes
Part 3:
Ora Ora is the solution to EVERYTHING
Vampires, pillar women, a nun, a girl with fetish- Already that's more then enough reasons for me to become the next JOJOTAKER.
kira is a femboy in this... for beter or worse
@@aureklanderson4498 finally, *perfection*
@@aureklanderson4498 *_JUDGEMENT NUT_*
@@Gass0208 ye
@@Gass0208a beautiful duwang
That face when you didn't expect Pucci to be dressed the spiciest, but then here we are.
I think Kars and Diavolo are the ones showing off the most
@@Nika-ue9vn Spiciness is about more than just showing off. It's also about what you hide.
@@darklord884 true
@darklord884 🧐
Those twin tails man...
As expected, Kars has become the ULTIMATE WIFE-FORM!
Nice pun
"Ho? You're approaching me?"
"Instead of running away you're coming right to me?"
"I can't let you join my harem without getting closer."
I'm aware how cursed a waifu Dio is for Jotaro, but it was all worth it for this one exchange.
This actually deserves to be an authentic stand attack.
Waifu DIO still has the stitches on her neck, so that means her body actually belonged to a female Jonathan
@@AzureTank776
I don't know why but the idea of a female jonathan terrifies me
Why @@goldonawheelchair6582
@@goldonawheelchair6582 best tomboy to have ever existed.
This has prove that everyone in JoJo can be God-Tier Waifus.
Nadie mejor que el asombroso speed waifu
speedwagon for example.
Even Notorious Chase's User?
@@tayapaulino4336 He has potential.
[STAND NAME]- ｢Hell of a Night｣
[STAND MASTER]- 'The Helltaker'
Description: This stand takes the form of a muscled demonic being with a horned skull and stitches.
Abilities: When the stand removes it's skull and places it onto an opponents face, they are placed into a dream-like state in which they must traverse a labyrinth with a limited number of moves; with the added difficulty of the victim having to convince female versions of their enemies to join, potentially leaving the victim comatose until success.
Stats:
Power: B
Speed: B
Durability: A?
Range: idk maybe C
Precision: Maybe A?
Potential: *A, DEFINITELY A.*
Bro made a whole fan stand 💀
Thats pretty cool actually 🤣
@@SimplyUnst4ble Range Could Probably be ? Instead to it being omnipresent but no power and durability due to it being overly reliant on its abilities
@@leverite6127 oh yeah, that makes sense
cars: *becomes "perfect" life form*
kira: *is a cat girl*
diavolo: *fate worst than death*
pucci: *reseted the universe way too many time*
funny valentine: *simply puted on a maid dress*
dio: *got the wrong body*
Kira: yes... A cat girl...
@@bg8561 Right!.... right?
@@tophatenthusiast8765 a cat "girl" with a "surprise" that can give you a "sheer heart attack"...
cat "girl"
@@tophatenthusiast8765 yes its a cat girl
Like all of them became girls ao yeah cat girl is correct but how did he put on the tail 🤔
I worry about female Tooru maybe she is the Secret Boss of the game
probably beezelbub got turn to female tooru
@@pigeonT_T yeh thats what i was thinking too
wonder of u as beezelbub 💀
@@restlessgamble wonder of void i think?
Jotaro would be dead as soon as he try to find her
Это просто великолепно сделано, автору мое уважение и искренний лайк.
Funny Valentine looks like ultimate US president, 90% of votes guaranteed
Time to continue the Joestar bloodline
🧐
😳
😏💞🤤
🤨
Yari Yari Daze
...I mean he said he'd help end the death loop. Meaning this must have been one of Doppio's deaths.
*Making this entire thing canon.*
… (internal confused screaming)
I don't know why, but the implication that Kira is actually exactly the same but just wearing a cat girl outfit is hilarious to me.
*_fEMboI_*
FEmBöłLś
*fƏmƁøĮ*
Funny Valentine in the maid dress reminds me of a certain time stoping servent of a vampire that looks spaming knifes and looking after her mistress
If diavolo dies, this is canon
He was in hell soooo
LMAOOOOOOIOOIIOIOOOOOO
This is so well made I love it! The final bosses all looked unbelievably cute with the helltaker art style.
No way Jotaro is gonna touch Dio. That's his great great grandma's body after all.
Jotaro's down bad
Not that much a problem
Just focus on the head
The real question, tho, is whether Dio was originally male before the head transplant…
Damn death 13 really made a jotaro to Qtaro transformation on the way he acts
I love how the text options are asking them to join his harem or literally flipping them off
If this were the actual game I’d rather pay money then get it for free. Jesus, I love these!
helltaker is actual game btw
I wouldn't mind some r34 of it lll
@@Tsukinotaku ong 💀
@@pistondev2204 ik but i mean a jojo version would be cool ngl
HANK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Jotaro's Bizzare Dream Adventure
So, I guess Tequila Joseph is the DLC boss-
“DIAVOLO IS TRISH”
sweet home alabama
DLC boss.
Saw your bio, why not try your dream to become a streamer? Why not give it a try
But I wonder what would Jotaro actually do in reality. He would most likely get all of the to shut up before telling them off by saying that they are annoying.
Most of the fail responses were that, aside from the Doppio comment.
This guy got the helltaker art style so well
Edit: omg ty all so much this is the most likes I've ever gotten
Kars just did something to my little jhonny
one more. free love is best love
Nobody gonna talk about how he just rizzed up his great great uncle
Tooru: alone... again...
1:17 tecnically speaking, doppio is not affected by the death loop. They were separated before it took action
@@FROST_HUGGER no. They are quite literally different people as shown near the end of part 5 diavolo and doppio have different souls and the souls got separated. They are two different people who shared a body
@@aliengamer6668 oh wow, i just thought that diavolo is just an alter ego of doppio but i guess not, never quite watched the entirety of part 5 (for personal reasons, i dont really like it that much compared to other parts but requiem cool i guess*) and i just listed off as diavolo simply being an alter ego, which explains as to why diavolo was talking to doppio while doppio was in control (i thought doppio had an extremely severe personal disorder, so diavolo could just talk to him but two fuckin souls share one body? Damn), Thanks for clearing up the confusion i had watching part 5 (also the misinformation i spread, yeah uh i will just promptly delete it)
@@aliengamer6668 but i have a question, if doppio and diavolo's souls got seperated, where does doppio settle in? Another body with a soul? Or just left with no body, just a soul, Because diavolo still has a body in the death loop caused by GER.
@@FROST_HUGGER Doppio's soul went to Bruno's body and bled to death after being shot by Mista the moment he woke up.
@@jesusvaldez6951 so basically, doppio died when bruno died?
0:01 missed oppurtunity to say that jotaro had a bizarre dream
I'm late for 1 year but I just want to said your comment should have more like
@@Arandomstrangerlolim late for more than 1 year and 2 months but i just want to said your reply should have more likes
Seems like I'm 7 hours late, and just wanna say that your reply deserve more like too@newbeeishereis1129
Aight, NGL, Pucci's design is the best here.
The fact that Pucci shares the same first name as myself is not lost on me.
Jotaro was not doing okay after his divorce.
1:57 forgive my sins; sister
My god , just how thicc was Jonathan , if Dio looks like that.
Bruh that is Jonathan's body
Probably that is erina ba-chan's body, dio must be desperate in this alt verse.
3:04 a blushing Dio, amazing...or should I say, Dea?
Cause Dio is God in Italian and Dea is Goddess
"OH,ho your running away from me instead of approaching me?"
HO? YOU ARE MAKING A REFERENCE YOURSELF? INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING THE NAME OF GOD YOU MADE IT GODDESS?
Noice👌
I just realize that jonathan body
"You thought it would be Dio, but it was me, Dea!"
Jonathan : *I DID NOT DIE FOR THIS!!!*
Death 13 requiem be like:
Ok thats it
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
This was that goofy game people tried to speedrun at one point (sweaty vibes)
ぷっちの見た目がなんだかんだ好きかもしれん
Jotaro after drugs:
1:09 diavolo thought jotaro will attack her XD
一体誰が想像出来ただろう……JOJOとHelltakerを合わせて各部の女体化ボス達とのハーレムを、築こうとする承太郎を一体誰が想像出来ただろう……
たまんねぇなおい
@@Asteriskoppai
Ba dum tss
Ok who let the small child who who turns dreams into killer nightmares get a hold of the requiem arrow?
Death 13 requiem aka baby stand requiem be like:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
So this is what Kakyoin was dreaming about
0:44 my father yoshikage Kira. cute but very strange woman version. It was beautiful but I have a lot of respect
I think that is a guy
hello Hayato, if you please, we will check your house for the presence of strange things such as stumps of nails or women's hands
@@Len-rx78 Oh yeah bro, Kira Femboy with a plug in her ass in the form of a tail is what you need
Bro really turned the most despicable livings in waifu material
This is real heaven, thank you Pucci for letting this happen
Dam, Diavolo&Doppio looking pretty good.
You really did a great job emulating Lukaz (Vanriper) artstyle !! It's wonderfull !!
0:50: Remember everyone: Only make it better
Tooru left the chat-
those arts of JoJo x Helltaker are truly preciuos
I'm just imagining jotaro get out of his room and sees the girls is accually there instead of a dream
Death 13 plus Bohemian Rhapsody
It make sense that tooru is not here... Because jotaro would dying first before find tooru
Aawww its so cuteee~ especially i like female kira pucci and dio in vid. I liked and subbed pls make moreee ^^
3:21 Hey... What's wrong with you GUYS!
this truly is a bizarre adventure
全員マジでかわいい😍😍
この動画はもっと伸びるべき
When Dio connected to Erina’s body instead of Jonathan’s:
Jotaro when Joseph gave too much edibles "as a joke"
プッチ神父のビジュめっちゃ大好き
ちょっとわかる
👍
元のビジュもスタイリッシュでかなり好き
それな
個人的には吉良とディアボロ
Jotaro has forgotten to feed Toru the Rokakaka
しっかりDIOの首に継ぎ目が付いてるの細かくて好き
Stand: Vitality
User: ???
Ability: This stand has the ability to make you explore hell and gather a harem for yourself.
Makes me wonder what Toru would've been like here.
Jotaro has found some very bizarre waifus
Death 13 going through puberty be like:
Damn, star finger was actually used. I almost forgot about it SINCE IT NEVER GOT USED AFTER THAT TIME!
Well because it's weak
It's a low power attack that requires significant concentration which Jotaro only performed as a last resort in a desperate situation.
It's good to know it's just one more of the diavolo's deaths
Honestly, this would be quite the entertaining story if someone's willing to adapt it!
L A L I H O
B-baby...STANDO?!
*_”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”_*
“Kakyoin! Kakyoin!”
2:06 My favorite waifu.
Agree, the best one
You guys are fucking insane 💀
@@AreyouSISits the Jojo fandom what do you expect?
@@AreyouSIS WE, ARE GOING TO SMASH!
@@kyleretriv6227 Peak waifu
This can't get even more cursed unless Wonder of U (the stand itself) becomes a waifu too
Ok, pucci made my brain shutdown for a second
Kakyoin can be dreaming but they did very nice with jotaro too
Sheesh this is amazing.
Love the designs
Nice, such an amazing art style, and amazing plot, well done author!
3:42 look outside the door
I saw it
Toru developed Wonder of U to avoid situations like this
Ngl the Doppio and Diavolo one was
Kinda 🔥😭
Like its a 2 for 1 deal😂
You know, Helltaker himself would fit right in the Jojo world. Makes me wonder what his Stand would be.
Stando power: N/A
Reason: ~~Magic hands~~ Charisma.
Stand name: Vitality
The user can summon a demon girl from a set group by not nutting for 1 day.
Death 13
after constantly being recommended this i decided to watch and it was nice!
You know this is a dream cause Toru isn’t here 😂
I guess Toru is like a version of Beelzebub
Can only see her in the secret ending.
i think kira is still a dude tying to steal dios hands
Fun fact: In the anime they are all mans and villians who killed the main charater friends
holy shit this was much more effort than was necessary, what banger