Aurelion is so smart that he just kidding and he doesn't care about everything, he can die to every one for fun. He knows he is the strongest one. Limits his power to the honest battle.
it says "about" 2 years And honestly, I'm very skeptical about that. Their age difference looks larger. Not to mention that Jinx and Ekko in the show (child versions) basically look the same age, and they are also childhood friends, and it's implied that they are about the same age...
@@cosmicdraconian6712 Fizz is older than land civilization. So basically, Galio could not be older than Fizz. Because Galio was created by land civilization.
Meh the video is super inconsistant, also idk if varus lore changed but in the old one he was from ionia and sacrificed his humanity to use the darkin power and defeat noxus invasion forces near the temple he guarded (he was guarding the darkin power that was contained in the temple)
fiddlesticks was here before light, because before light there was dark. so for me fiddle is the oldest champion (bro now fiddlesticks is so valuabla by lores because: he's the first champion in whole runeterra, he's the 3rd powerful champion ingame [by lore], he's the first of 10 demons so probably first of all demons in existance. and the first time i liked league and saw him i said "oooh this scarecrow is so cool he's so scaryyy he has a scyythe weee" then became my main and after that i discover its one of THE ELITE champion in lore)
@@ThundererR64T not necessarily, in that darkness the watchers existed not demons. Demons came after living being were a thing, so kind of like he came into existence a bit before bard or with bard
@@Momatiw i think ur right about everything else but I think fiddle was born with a sol (assuming that a sol is the oldest) because even a sol had fear and that is what fiddle is
Also there is brand, trundle and other rare creatures of runeterra that are at least 100 years old, frost trolls aren't new and certainly trundle doesn't have less than 40 years, brand isn't that young either, you could just take them off the list and place them in unknown if you don't have enough info, but don't assume pls :(( (this is valid for most champions you put the unknown mark)
Sooo many of these make no sense, like on one hand he states all the vastayans are apparently under 50? But in ahris bio it says no new vastayans has been born in centuries???? Sion died over a century ago ago but somhow he's under the age of 100??? Fizz is only 600 when he existed before land civilization, but galio, kled and lissandra following him are from "land civilizations" this list nonsense
Imagine the firsth breath of univese, a creature w more than 12 mil years old, with the power of stars, throwing his ultimate hability and dealing 500 dmg
Jhin gets cursed for his obsessed deeds by something something and lives until 4444 years old, when he reaches peak perfection and 4th shot the Universe.
Pretty sure Jinx is younger than Vi by more than 2 years. In act 1 of Arcane, Powder looks 8, and Vi is 14 at the very least. Also Caitlyn is slightly younger than Vi in act 1 In act 3 Jinx looks 17/20 while Vi is well in her 20s, 24/25yo would be my guess Also in Act 1 of Arcane, Heimerdinger says he's 307yo, and about 10years have passed between act 1 and 2/3
Arcane isn't canon. They've also altered the ages of several characters for the show. Jinx is normally 21 in lol lore but in arcane she can't be any older than 17.
@@alexeykundos9320 riot never started officially that it's not canon but it contradicts all lore the Champs had Prior to arcane. I would like to arcane to be canom, cause it's good but as of right now it is not.
Also Viktor let alone replacing himself with steampunk prosthesis, not seen to have any interest in evolution throughout the show, and he was already at very least 30, neither he was seem to doing anything remotely about Blitzcrank. He was a completely different guy than his in game counterpart.
Thats because some of the lore are older fragments before Riot decided upon a new course. My guess is Fizz hasn't been touched in a long time. The most correct answer is probably the one with most supporting sources, like Demacia has a TON of lore, whereas Fizz is only 1 champion and not really connected to any other group
@@AliguraAethernum Fizz just have the new lore since Pyke release, if I remember right. So, is just the video is wrong. Honestly, I think he put some number random or what he think how old X champion can be. Only 4 or 10 champions maybe can have the exact age here.
Jax: is 3500 year old also Jax: *STILL CANT FIND A REAL WEAPON* edit: Relax guys I already know his lore, cant I just make some humor out of his lines?
@@xD-zw6jn According ot his new lore, I see. I am a League veteran, remembering Season I&II and the old lore, which I prefer in some situation. That what I said, was the old lore about Jax ;)
Honestly, fiddlesticks could be much older than he was in this video. I am not sure about that, but he is older than the other demons. He is much older, something ancient. The first of ten.
I just realised that Amumu probably did have friends, but because he lives forever, his friends and Amumu's memories of them also die. This is why he cries, he can make friend but does not want the pain of losing them again for the hundredth time. Now this just makes it extra sad, isn't it?
Amumu is cursed to be alone actually so he's fated to stay alone in an helpless loneliness. He can't die but the very pain of this curse is killing him, that's why he looses it sometimes and deploy his anger devastating all around him. Yep amumu is this sad, the worst is not him wanting to avoid pain of loosing a friend, it's him not even being able to have one after all these years desesperaly trying to. Even his skills are a ref to his steps of loneliness. Q : attachement / need W : suffering / despair E : anger / disbelief R : Desillusion / giving up (his ult made eve looking like mummies, the only think he can do to have friends is killing them)
@@penguinontheloose2892 Pretty much to me (This is not canon tho, personnal theory) A summoner took pity of his state and choose him to be in the rift not to fight but to make friends, amumu never mention fighting in his lines, he can't die so all the fighting is pointless to him he's here, trying to make friends with his skills maybe not even realizing what's going on. In a way even when you fight amumu you act like you despite him, he grabs you you go away while he's crying caus you don't like him, then he have no choice but to kill you to make you like him. Anger is the only responce he have to being aknowleged sad as fu Daim didn't wanted to write the essai sorry bout that
yeah that one really ruined it for me, they also said mordekaiser was younger than leblanc when really her only story references come after he has already been reborn once, a long time after his first death as an actual living being.
What it looks like: Bard is 10 million years old Me a casual: Man he's gonna have some epic voicelines about knowledge and stuff Bard: clunk clunk wooosh
@@niccolomiglio6996 No, in her lore she was augmented to be mostly hextech and stopped aging, but its been quite some time since that happened, enough that her younger brother, who was a young man when she was augmented, became very old and was "removed" by Camille in favor of a new heir. She's old enough that her grand-niece was able to ascend to her family's head, so she's at least 60 years old, so 80 seems a fair estimate.
Brand is actually like... really old He was Ryze's student when they were still both humans He became Brand after trying to use the power of a World Runes which he and Ryze were finding, then imprisoned in a pillar of ice after being transformed into a monster which was like eons ago lmao He got out of the prison somewhere around Lissandra's(disguised) reign as the princess of Rakelstake where some marauders broke his prison in Lokfar
Ryze was Blue by the time he met brand, so his skin was already infused with Rune Juice. That could mean 100 years, or only a mere few. Somthing about this I find inaccurate though, is that Ryze's Master, Tyrus, was from the Blessed Isles, so the ruination hadn't occurred yet.
DAVE Yes, this vid is actually full of inaccuracies lmao He/she ranked some champion's age and didn't take the consideration of some champs probably being prisoned/asleep/immortal and just ranked them by their looks Ex: Pantheon (he was lit fighting with Aatrox when Darkins still had their "human" form, I searched Brand and he's 300+ yrs. old already while Ryze is 800+ (so I guess, yes, he was already magically altered by the time they met), Syndra is rly old and she was just asleep for ages There's many more but it would take much time for me to comment all of those things 😂
Ok there’s a lot of figures wrong here. The yordles would be a lot older than this especially veigar who was around during mordekaisers reign which was 1400 years before current time. For Lissandra she’s at least 3,000 years old since that was when the war with the watchers happened. Evelyn is a lot younger too as she only took form during the rune wars and was maybe around as a lesser spirit for a little longer than that
i think it was uberdanger who, while looking for "content" to add in his video, found a lot of annie hentai and called out to people to report/flag that stuff when they find it even when he was young and added an insane amount of hentai content in his vids, he was already disturbed by that so yeah, hentai artists don't care, they just do and honestly, as most hentai artists prefer petite, they probably actually enjoy it
In the evelynn's lore is said that she exists from eons and that she took a phisich form after the rune wars. So we can say she is one of the oldest characters in the game, like Aurelion sol, or that she is about the same age of ryze, morg and kayle
@@ayatan2147 evelynn gained a phisich forms after the rune wars, but if we consider evelynn as an entity she exists since eons, so the only champ that could be older than her would be aurelion sol.
@@BeheadedPrisoner I like how everyone is talking about the rise and fall of icathia and you are here laughing at Rat Lifespan. Girl are you sure you're in the right thread
Evelynn isn't a she. It's always existed. But as something small. It only came to exist when their was human suffering. It became "Evelynn" in order to enact it's own suffering onto humans.
Yordles are technically immortal, even Kennen is centuries old. I think Lulu just got stuck in her younger form due to her spending time in some place from what I can remember from her lore.
I thought the same I was like "Hmmm srry but brand wasn't ryze pupil so he might be thousand years old" The creator, hold on, it looks better been 35 :y
@gabriel mattos remember his voice lines like many are not matching with his lore Look at varus, he is a darlin and 2 lovers, all 3 talk In game he is still that one onion Archer.
When death comes, Kindred comes for you, no matter who you are, Aurelion included. So it is a bit of a plot of hole that Kindred appeared much after him. Kindred should be something that was always there.
Aurelion Sol, Kindred and Bard were the first 3 creation of the universe, followed by Soraka cause she's naturally a celestial being and not a Runeterra's sort of things, so it might be this order, as Kindred is the death itself and then ONLY fiddle is here, cause he's the first apparition on Runeterra, then comes the other demon, and primal god, with Ornn being the older one followed by Anivia and Volibear (it says he's the last one, about 1 to 2 thousands years), Rammus shouldn't be tooooo far as a lot of things going around him being a primal god, and for the demon, Evelynn, Nocturne and Tahm are waaaay younger than Fiddlesticks and btw Taric being only 26 is quite the jokes, as he's one of the apparition like Zoe, Kayle or Morgana
Taric is an aspect from Targon, like Diana, Leona, Pantheon and Zoe. Taric is the man, who is 26 years old, The Protector is the deity that's old af But yeah, going by that logic, other aspects like zoe should also have their human age there
10 Million years old: Bard 12 Million years old: Aurelion Sol Both: Breath of creation Me: The biggest "boi" must've been said after those 2 million years
basically, she still a child... But because Time in Pix Realm is pretty slower than the outside world, so if considerate her age over time, that would happen xD
LMAO "Fizz 600 yrs old : older than land civilization" " right after that "Galio 700 years old : built around the time Demacia was founded as a kingdom" so you're saying demacia used to be a kingdom underwater?
Died, not lived. He was in a dead state whole century before resurrection and didn’t age. For example, he died 100 years ago at age 50, after 100 years since his death was resurrected and lived 40 more years. (so it means that 140 years ago he died, but lived for 90)
@@IamSoulfuller This was not done with Gnar though, he was frozen in a young age, so he would also be rather young instead of his currently given age, if that applies. Not sure about Syndra, though. She was told to be timefrozen, yet not the for which duration, which means her given age could be her bodies, or the ful ltiem that elapsed after her birth. There were also stories about Yi being the oldest living human, with over a century. Also fun fact: Graves to told to be "probably in his 40s", and depicted as 37.
@@IamSoulfuller this go by years old, not years lived, it count from the moment it born up until today.Azir die when he was a human probably around 30~ years old and only back to live when cass go to his tomb and the list still count his age since he was born not the time he lived . But this list is awful anyway, rakan and xayah are vastaya, it should be around 140~ years olds, 23 is just the human age equivalent. They use human age for them yet they use normal age for neeko.
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strongest champions acc to lore
@@user-nl8my7hr2i i will note it down :D
Aatrox and rhasst can't be older than nasus he was the first ascend
Kindred is not a demon and fiddle is older than all being so (i am not sure) older than soraka
@@rjdh7537 no thats not true buddy
Aurelion Sol:Im 12million years old
8 Year old with a monster teddy bear: *kills him*
But this meme is 1038292million yrs old so its not funny
I no longer know if I should replay to this kind of statements
Wait, isnt it a *her*?
squirell with poisonous darts: kills him
Aurelion is so smart that he just kidding and he doesn't care about everything, he can die to every one for fun. He knows he is the strongest one. Limits his power to the honest battle.
Ezreal: "I'm too young for you Zoe"
Ands Hiddleson Zoe: *whips out Uno Reverse Card* think again
Zoe: age is just a number
Ezreal: and prison is just a room
Shotacon or what?
Omg Harryyy :3
Ever heard of shota?
Ezreal’s line “you belong in a museum” suddenly makes sense
His Line is 'this belongs into a museum '
It’s this belongs in a museum, this all belongs in a museum.
I am a museum
The escalation here belongs in a museum
yeah but he said "you belong in a museum" before
Reason for Jinx age: 2 years younger than Vi
Reason for Vi age: 2 years older than Jinx
Exactly , they could be 0 and 2 lol
Perfect loop ngl
Ashe too
Seems legit
it says "about" 2 years
And honestly, I'm very skeptical about that. Their age difference looks larger.
Not to mention that Jinx and Ekko in the show (child versions) basically look the same age, and they are also childhood friends, and it's implied that they are about the same age...
zed: * exists *
jhin: i was born *FOUR* years before him
Mista left the chat
Sublime
poor mista
Poor Jhin, he was 1 year away from perfection (well 5 if we're talking about 44)
333 likes nice
Yuumi : cat lifespawn
Rengar : 50 years old
rengar is a mutant lion
Rengar is a wild cat
Rengar is vastayan
He's vastayan
No hes a cat, change my mind
Evelynn: 15000 years old
Ok im bored lets became a popstar
But first I'd like to bang gambito and then leave him because hes too much for me
shes as old as aurelion tho
@@phantasmal914 ah yes. There's almost no time between 15000 years and 12000000 years.
@@phantasmal914 ah yes she's as old as the creator of stars and universes
@@eth4nlim852 well yeah? Shes a demonic entity also the video is complete bullshit lmao aurelion sol doesnt have a specific year stated in his lore
Jhin in 5 years when he turns 44:
*One shots Aurelion Sol in the lore*
Everyone would love to see such a performance even Aurelion Sol himself
Aurelion sol: Throws a universe at enemy
300 dmg
@Halit Akdağ im plat 3 kid :DD
Me playing in bronze reading this 👁👄👁
@@chromatislut6627 happens ✊😔
ur profile picture is would be a perfect template for this meme
@Halit Akdağ lol it was just a joke chill and laugh
when you realize Amumu's been lonely for 8000 years
Sad :(
Big f for my guy
Ikr 😢
feelsbadman
F
People : awww yordles are little babies they need to be protected
Teemo : bich im 50
meanwhile poppy
And gnar xD
or Kled
Well to be fair gnar was frozen for those millenia since he was 4 years old
Heimer
Miss Fortune: I look younger than I am.
Evelynn: Hold my Beer.
You mean hold my void stuff??
Ahri: 45
Me: *visible confusion*
and now ur 45th like
She eats souls so I guess she renews her youth
Shes 100 actually
She is gumihoo
Teemo : 50 yo
4:57 Fizz 600 y.o. : Fizz is older than land civilization.
Galio: Likely built 700 years ago, around then Demacia was founded as a kingdom.
Hm......
Was about to say that
Im confused
@@cosmicdraconian6712 Fizz is older than land civilization. So basically, Galio could not be older than Fizz. Because Galio was created by land civilization.
Hm. I think its either fizz is much older or he lived before bilgewater existed (nearby land)
Meh the video is super inconsistant, also idk if varus lore changed but in the old one he was from ionia and sacrificed his humanity to use the darkin power and defeat noxus invasion forces near the temple he guarded (he was guarding the darkin power that was contained in the temple)
Imagine getting pentakilled by a 2 year old
Imagine couldn't be me
Luckily I have a uno reverse card called master q.
Usually my teammates are the same age as twitch.
that's not a decent 2 year old then lol
"Imagine" dude i dont have to imagine
Fiddlesticks is actually the second oldest after a sol. It is said he was born with the first breath of creation
I was about to comment this aswell, good to know there is another lore fan here
fiddlesticks was here before light, because before light there was dark. so for me fiddle is the oldest champion (bro now fiddlesticks is so valuabla by lores because: he's the first champion in whole runeterra, he's the 3rd powerful champion ingame [by lore], he's the first of 10 demons so probably first of all demons in existance. and the first time i liked league and saw him i said "oooh this scarecrow is so cool he's so scaryyy he has a scyythe weee" then became my main and after that i discover its one of THE ELITE champion in lore)
@@ThundererR64T not necessarily, in that darkness the watchers existed not demons. Demons came after living being were a thing, so kind of like he came into existence a bit before bard or with bard
@@Momatiw i think ur right about everything else but I think fiddle was born with a sol (assuming that a sol is the oldest) because even a sol had fear and that is what fiddle is
Fiddle is the incarnation of fear so, make your guess! For as long as there is fear he existed!
Imagine being a 12 million year old, universe controlling beast just to get killed by a first grader with an over sized teddy bear
@Healz or a gae archer
Or by some fat drunk dude
Or some little blue fish with a stick
Or a man that constantly fires cards at you
Or a monkey with a stick
This comparison is so wrong, the oldest thing is morgana's cc.
LMAO
Cced from a toddler, still Cced in his Granny age😂
agree
Facts
lmao
Soraka: 200 Thousand Years Old
Also Soraka: Let's throw bananas at them!
so bananas also existed for 200 thousand years
When nothing adds up 😂 imagine being that old and still in a skin legit created for banana
When you've been around as long as she has you do what you can to entertain yourself
Nobody expects the banana
Ooga booga moment
So Nautilus has the same age than a Riot developer experience in games
Graves, 37 years old: *Probably in his early 40s*
Hey uuhh.. nice Chris on yo pfp mate
Not funny
@@pkfire5790 show me a single funny thing in this comment section
in all of youtube actually
@@kestanecihasanpubg slug eater
Sion: *Died over a century ago*
The guy who made this video: “yeah about 90 years old”
Yeah, but wasn’t he recently reborn through swain.
The Dark Wolf Yeah he's likely at least 130-140 years old, at the absolutely least
Also there is brand, trundle and other rare creatures of runeterra that are at least 100 years old, frost trolls aren't new and certainly trundle doesn't have less than 40 years, brand isn't that young either, you could just take them off the list and place them in unknown if you don't have enough info, but don't assume pls :(( (this is valid for most champions you put the unknown mark)
Why do people notice that But not that karthus has been DEAD for like 110 years
@@dogesanic819 Brand went after a rune shard And was encased in true ice by Lisandra.
evelynn: creation of the first spirits and demons on runeterra
* dressed as a popstar *
She's a baddie not boomer hun 💅😎👑
I mean for a 15000 year old demon/lady, she's pretty hot lol
We so in it, in it, we go hard xD
She's hot, but she also killed Vayne's parents, so I'm a bit conflicted
I think the age they're presenting here is wrong. She got created by the agony people felt during the time wars, so at max she's a millenia.
Rammus is in his 3000's
and still doing OK
Hm
The oldest thing was Graves waiting for his cigar.
Kayn is so edgy but graves can't have his cigar
hooh
It’s true I was the cigar
Still not as old as "better nerf Irelia"
@@KingMikkey NERF AZIR
I wish Jhin was 44 years old.
Nah he should've been 4444 years old.
He would've loved it.
Jhin is 31 he's wrong and zed is 4 years younger he has got that wrong
@@ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω Jhin is 31 because...
3+1=4
Mista: *sweating intensifies*
Twitch is 2 years old! Then at 2016 what adc was that rat I played?
Graves: 37 years old
Reason: Probably in his early 40s
lmao same i was like wait what?
Sooo many of these make no sense, like on one hand he states all the vastayans are apparently under 50? But in ahris bio it says no new vastayans has been born in centuries???? Sion died over a century ago ago but somhow he's under the age of 100??? Fizz is only 600 when he existed before land civilization, but galio, kled and lissandra following him are from "land civilizations" this list nonsense
@@Inttallity
Remember... they retconned Fizz to be an ancent aqutic Yordle... Which I am still not happy about...
the cigar adds a few years
source: trust me bro
Imagine the firsth breath of univese, a creature w more than 12 mil years old, with the power of stars, throwing his ultimate hability and dealing 500 dmg
Jhin: *39 years old*
“We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.”
Ayo but 4 years to 44 though
Jhin gets cursed for his obsessed deeds by something something and lives until 4444 years old, when he reaches peak perfection and 4th shot the Universe.
Nami: 18 years old
You understood me 🌚
@@himikotoga5549 39 add 4 is 43
Jhin when he becomes 44 years old: *intence breathing*
Amumu has been suffering for 8000 years(
T^T
Poor little mummy.
Don't worry, Neeko will find him
(ToT)
Yea that’s what I’ve been thinking 😢
3500 years passed and Jax is still searching for a real weapon.
@Plague Doctor a joke
Plague Doctor I present to you sir, the joke
Until 2019, he finally recieved a REAL WEAPON
@Plague Doctor hello sir welcome to the joke have you reserved a seat?
@Plague Doctor /r woooosh
Well, it appears that Heimerdinger is well above 300 years old
ok
Fizz: 600, older than land civilization
Galio: 700, likely built around 700 years ago *when Demacia was founded as a kingdom*
xd
Thats cool
Wanted to comment that, but i was like
Sb must spot that!
Lol
And then there's Shurima.
Oh too soon for the memes, i'm coming back later
lol :D good meme
you can come now, there are plenty
Let's see now
Nice meme
yep
Fizz: older than land civilization (600 years old)
Galio: built by a land civilization (700 years old)
Maths ain’t addin up
Heimerdinger: 120 years old
Also arcane: not like this
Zoe: looks like a child so no one will lewd her
Riot: ShE's mOre tHan a ThOusAnd YeaRs Old
Why riot
In order to create a legal loli, you know?
Yea..
even if she was actually 10 she would still be Lewded, look at Annie, she's like 6/7 and there a ton of R34 on the web.
@@SKsuprakirby dam so this is why god abandoned us huh
It ain't pedohile, it's Ephebophilia.
“Fizz is older than land civilization”
Shows multiple characters that came from land civil actions after
Ivern was literally a normal man, this list is extremelly innacurate
@@flappingducklings Ivern is mysterious being and is the first magic source of Runeterra. He's not just a normal man.
@@flappingducklings And he's sure older than 900 yrs old.
@Random Username But definitely older than 900
@@shedontknowbutsheknows6225 According to Ivern's lore, he used to be a normal (and really rude) man who got cursed to be the tree-man he is today.
Ahri: No Vastaya has been born for centuries
Also Ahri: "Me? Oh I'm 45."
10=1
Ahri has 180 years dont delete my comments
She isn’t a vastayan
But women always lie about their age
Ahri is half vastayan, so its probable that she is 45
Pretty sure Jinx is younger than Vi by more than 2 years.
In act 1 of Arcane, Powder looks 8, and Vi is 14 at the very least. Also Caitlyn is slightly younger than Vi in act 1
In act 3 Jinx looks 17/20 while Vi is well in her 20s, 24/25yo would be my guess
Also in Act 1 of Arcane, Heimerdinger says he's 307yo, and about 10years have passed between act 1 and 2/3
Arcane isn't canon. They've also altered the ages of several characters for the show. Jinx is normally 21 in lol lore but in arcane she can't be any older than 17.
@@MrWilson812 Can you provide a source that Arcane is not canon?
@@alexeykundos9320 riot never started officially that it's not canon but it contradicts all lore the Champs had Prior to arcane.
I would like to arcane to be canom, cause it's good but as of right now it is not.
Arcane is canon in its own universe, much like how MCU is separate from the comics.
Also Viktor let alone replacing himself with steampunk prosthesis, not seen to have any interest in evolution throughout the show, and he was already at very least 30, neither he was seem to doing anything remotely about Blitzcrank. He was a completely different guy than his in game counterpart.
Fizz: older than land civilization, 600 years old
Galio: built around when Demacia was founded as a kingdom, 700 years old. What??
yeah i had the same question lmaoo
Thats because some of the lore are older fragments before Riot decided upon a new course.
My guess is Fizz hasn't been touched in a long time.
The most correct answer is probably the one with most supporting sources, like Demacia has a TON of lore, whereas Fizz is only 1 champion and not really connected to any other group
Yeah i have no fucken clue
should be obvious that they just dumped some random numbers on several champs ...i mean there aint even a source on the yordle ages
@@AliguraAethernum Fizz just have the new lore since Pyke release, if I remember right. So, is just the video is wrong. Honestly, I think he put some number random or what he think how old X champion can be. Only 4 or 10 champions maybe can have the exact age here.
Jax: is 3500 year old
also Jax: *STILL CANT FIND A REAL WEAPON*
edit: Relax guys I already know his lore, cant I just make some humor out of his lines?
You have to read his lore. And why he is carrying this lantern
Jaximus got a real weapon. Anyway according to his lore was he given a lantern as a handicap, to give the others a slight chance against him.
@@MorphJerme Nope.
He is carrying the last light of Icathia. His homeland
@@xD-zw6jn According ot his new lore, I see. I am a League veteran, remembering Season I&II and the old lore, which I prefer in some situation. That what I said, was the old lore about Jax ;)
@@MorphJerme Ye i know.
Times when League of Legends and Summoners was lore thing
Ahri: "No new vastaya have been born..."
Xayah, Rakan, Wukong and Nami: _lolwut_
Sett: *laughs in half-vastaya*
this list is a joke
Nami ? Nani?!
"...in 100 years or more" so she was the first in 100 years the discription is right she is the oldest one younger then 100
@@adailtonneto1767 ohh
Aurelion Sol: "Respect your elders"
Sylas: "Shut up and give me your ult"
Sol : Im creator of this universe
Twitch : I like those odds.
Zoe: *looks like 12*
Riot: Add 1000 more.
History: She have 10 years...
At her lore it said she was exploring galaxy for 5000 years and coming back to her home place
And then she fell in love with a 20 year old blonde boi who has a crush on a 19 demacia's daughter
the pulled the anime big brain move
at least i not going to jail :>
Lux: 19 Years Old
Sylas: 30 Years Old
*Nice*
She’s legal.
Funny
This is why Lux has to ask Neeko about Sylas sex 😂
Good thing the Lux Comic was going for romance huh ...
That's nothing new, I've seen a lot of relationships like that nowadays
Fizz: Is older than land civilization.
Galio: Is somehow older despite being built by Demacia- a land kingdom
Zoe: *1200 years old*
Anime physics applies to League champions
Yeah, a.f., eventhou shes a metamorph goddes, you weaboo dummie
This is Chris Hansen. Take a seat.
Hi there No Mustache Guy
Neeko is a 200 year old chameleon and most Chameleons dont live that long 😂
Im pretty sure that zoe’s body is young, but the aspect of twilight, the thing possessing zoe, is 1000s of years old
Graves: probably in his early 40s
Age: 37
...
A sol: an ancient being
Also a sol: gets killed by a grandma with blade legs
camille broken champ
Aurelion Sol : The fucking creator
Also Aurelion Sol: *gets bodied by teemo
Fizz:older then land civilizations, 600 years old
Galio:700 years old
This makes sense
Shurima: *egsists*
Honestly, fiddlesticks could be much older than he was in this video. I am not sure about that, but he is older than the other demons. He is much older, something ancient. The first of ten.
@@alfianna2578 Like Evelynn, he existed as soon as Existance was allowed he appeared. Really Old, I think...
@@fatterguy8443 no, eve was born during the rune wars
So you're telling me that amumu has been alone for 8000 years? That's just heartbreaking
now i want to die thanks
I just realised that Amumu probably did have friends, but because he lives forever, his friends and Amumu's memories of them also die. This is why he cries, he can make friend but does not want the pain of losing them again for the hundredth time. Now this just makes it extra sad, isn't it?
Amumu is cursed to be alone actually so he's fated to stay alone in an helpless loneliness. He can't die but the very pain of this curse is killing him, that's why he looses it sometimes and deploy his anger devastating all around him.
Yep amumu is this sad, the worst is not him wanting to avoid pain of loosing a friend, it's him not even being able to have one after all these years desesperaly trying to. Even his skills are a ref to his steps of loneliness.
Q : attachement / need
W : suffering / despair
E : anger / disbelief
R : Desillusion / giving up (his ult made eve looking like mummies, the only think he can do to have friends is killing them)
He is a walking basket case
@@penguinontheloose2892 Pretty much
to me (This is not canon tho, personnal theory) A summoner took pity of his state and choose him to be in the rift not to fight but to make friends, amumu never mention fighting in his lines, he can't die so all the fighting is pointless to him he's here, trying to make friends with his skills maybe not even realizing what's going on.
In a way even when you fight amumu you act like you despite him, he grabs you you go away while he's crying caus you don't like him, then he have no choice but to kill you to make you like him. Anger is the only responce he have to being aknowleged
sad as fu
Daim didn't wanted to write the essai sorry bout that
Brand is a lot older. Look into his quotes; “After millennia, I am free!"
Also he was a student of ryze before before getting corrupted in flames
that's probably the fire spirit, not brand himself
His new body is young.
@@niconicoshi Brand is the fire spirit. The body is that of Kegan Rodhe
BRAND is the name of the fire spirit that possessed Kegan Rhodes, Ryze's student
Heimerdinger: oh yeah i'm 120 yo
Also heimerdinger: -was in the runic wars and it's one of the founders of Piltover-
Nobody:
Jax description:
*I C A T H I A*
Icathia 😥😥😥
Does ICATHIA is the First Ionia?
@@neito-kun9681 what u mean? Ichatia has nothing to do with Ionia and both locations are like miles away from each other
@@alexandrufalaus727 oh thanks for you're reply and make it right for I just say yesterday 😂
@@neito-kun9681 np
"A true master is an internal student"
-master yi
He's age:29
Pretty sure master yi is actually damn old
@@notgoodatgames6804 he was young with master doran, like 16, and that was befored the invation of noxus, he show be 30 to 40
internal student
internal student
internal student
@@ScytheManiac *INTERNAL STUDENT*
He can't be 29 because he trained wukong since he was a kid and wukong remembers him being an old and wise master
The 200 years experience of Aphelios was just ignored .
1/8 of that number.....
Fizz: 600 years old
Explanation in vid: Older than land civilization
Galio: 700 years old
Explanation in vid: built when Demacia was founded
yeah that one really ruined it for me, they also said mordekaiser was younger than leblanc when really her only story references come after he has already been reborn once, a long time after his first death as an actual living being.
teemo : 50 y/o
shaco : 300 y/o
zoe : 1200 y/o
rammus : 3000 y/o
pyke :appears to be in 40s but he's frickin dead
me : this is normal
Rammus: ok
shaco one is cap he is 20000old
@@manolgeorgiev9664 ok
When you realize that ahri is 45: WTFff ShE's a MiLf??!!
He got that age wrong actually. She’s somewhere between 200-350 years old as no nee vastayan had been born for several centuries
@@evanfero1660 she wasnt born if I remember correctly she was cursed
Could say that she's FOXy hehe
Good news she is like 23 guys
@@LuisSoto-lt2hf bruh KDA universe :v she a fox bro vastanya
What it looks like: Bard is 10 million years old
Me a casual: Man he's gonna have some epic voicelines about knowledge and stuff
Bard: clunk clunk wooosh
Really nice comment
Where do you put Aurelion Sol "boop" and him being sassy to everyone he encounters lol?
You have won the internet my dude, good job, funniest shit ive read in a while
bard really has a way with words
Meeps go brrrrr
Well, now we know Warwick is def older than 32
The oldest champion is soraka because she was cc'd with morgana's q 50 times
Lmao
Truer words
Facts
if she got cc'd by morgana 50 times then 1000:50= 20 years
1 morgana Q lasts 20 years
@@rysel_ you must be fun at funerals
Zac being 9 is just so adorable.
Can I have your pfp full picture please
@@plainidiot7596 ok but how do i send
@@nyaurla2828 send link
And the link were never sent
@@nyaurla2828 youtube's anti link spam that only works 50% of the time got u
Pyke: “Appears to be in 40s, but he’s FRICKIN’ DEAD”
Nautilus:200 years old
Game developer:200+ years experience
"Zoe in my bed"
"FBI OPEN UP"
Riot: She's 1200 yo
"FBI left the chat"
She is 1200 yo but her body is from a girl with 10 yo
*disgusting*
@@cherrymydear Bro keep it down, I'm not into lollies 😂
naw you aint safe chief
gross
Ahri: 45 years old
Milf Hunters, R34 artists and every single Lol player: *It's free real state*
I didn't know Camille was 80, holy moly.
I thought she was around her 50's? 60's?
@@niccolomiglio6996 i suppose the mechanic augments aren't just for the killy things.
@@niccolomiglio6996 No, in her lore she was augmented to be mostly hextech and stopped aging, but its been quite some time since that happened, enough that her younger brother, who was a young man when she was augmented, became very old and was "removed" by Camille in favor of a new heir. She's old enough that her grand-niece was able to ascend to her family's head, so she's at least 60 years old, so 80 seems a fair estimate.
@@Eggmanlover well, she still looks hot to me.
Btw thanks for the explanation!
@Dominatrix in Distress she still looks kinda noice
Who's the biggest? Aurelion.
Who's the oldest? Aurelion.
That's boring xD
Just facts though
In Aurelian Sol’s defense... he’s literally God
ah ok so the thing that created the stars should be like 200 years old? and how are you supposed to create stars if you are the size of a human
@@gamingknight4763 yeah but for random way in game actually little bictb can't do noting more of idiot whit lantern
well, tecnically nocturne is a nightmare, soo he is big in fact we can imagine, something like that, so noc can be bigger than aurelion
Aurelion Sol: *first breath of creation*
Bard: *first breath of creation*
Aurelion: "I was first"
Bard: "NO!"
fiddlestcks: first scream of creation
me: so who older riot because your not being specific here
Aurelion Sol: Been around for 12 Million Years
Also Aurelion Sol: *_boop_*
Brand is actually like... really old
He was Ryze's student when they were still both humans
He became Brand after trying to use the power of a World Runes which he and Ryze were finding, then imprisoned in a pillar of ice after being transformed into a monster which was like eons ago lmao
He got out of the prison somewhere around Lissandra's(disguised) reign as the princess of Rakelstake where some marauders broke his prison in Lokfar
Ryze was Blue by the time he met brand, so his skin was already infused with Rune Juice. That could mean 100 years, or only a mere few. Somthing about this I find inaccurate though, is that Ryze's Master, Tyrus, was from the Blessed Isles, so the ruination hadn't occurred yet.
DAVE Yes, this vid is actually full of inaccuracies lmao
He/she ranked some champion's age and didn't take the consideration of some champs probably being prisoned/asleep/immortal and just ranked them by their looks
Ex: Pantheon (he was lit fighting with Aatrox when Darkins still had their "human" form, I searched Brand and he's 300+ yrs. old already while Ryze is 800+ (so I guess, yes, he was already magically altered by the time they met), Syndra is rly old and she was just asleep for ages
There's many more but it would take much time for me to comment all of those things 😂
What brand? Nutella?
Hyunjin and Seungmin's Child He also was with xerath with distracting nasus and renekon before shurima fell
When Tryndamere is going to die, he can use ulti every time.
Aurelion Sol : Am i joke to you ?
Actually, Tryndamere can die by old...
@@efecthd9293 also him: open his ult
@@ha2ardeden414 +5 Second Life span. Nice hahahaha
Well, Tryndamere can die
The most unsatisfying thing is that Jhin's age is not 44
Oh he's 4 years older than Zed
Ok there’s a lot of figures wrong here. The yordles would be a lot older than this especially veigar who was around during mordekaisers reign which was 1400 years before current time. For Lissandra she’s at least 3,000 years old since that was when the war with the watchers happened. Evelyn is a lot younger too as she only took form during the rune wars and was maybe around as a lesser spirit for a little longer than that
Indeed, the only primal demon of the Game is Fiddlesticks. The first of ten. Tahm and Eve are not as old as him.
Wouldn't ekko vi and jinx be the same age when they where in the gang together?
Liss is actually closer to 9,000 years old.
Necrit said Eve was there sibce the neginning of runetera
Kennen is 8000 years old
Zoe: **is over a thousand yrs old**
FBI: **sad open up noises**
*proceeds to fix the door after breaking and then goes away*
FBI : *D:*
@Yol Riin Lask You'll never take me alive!
Female champion over 18: *exist*
Hentai artist: oh yeah, it's my time to *_SHINE_*
Female champion under 18: *exist*
Hentai artist: _peace was never an option!_
Zoe time
i think it was uberdanger who, while looking for "content" to add in his video, found a lot of annie hentai and called out to people to report/flag that stuff when they find it
even when he was young and added an insane amount of hentai content in his vids, he was already disturbed by that
so yeah, hentai artists don't care, they just do
and honestly, as most hentai artists prefer petite, they probably actually enjoy it
I wouldn't have upvoted this, but I am the 69th like
lol hentais are bad tho
The fact that Mundo had a long life waiting ahead before being tortured into madness.
Does age even matter? All will be sacrificed to the lewd gods of rule 34
@@aienma1980 A man of culture, as am I.
@@aienma1980 FBI OPEN UP
What is rule 34?
@@ИльяБизикин-т1я if it exists there is a porn of it
Please no I refuse to see the Darkins Rule 34
"no new vastayans have been born in over a century"
ahri: 45
does dude know what a century is?
Yeah and Neeko looks not more than Ahri
and Nami 29 ? whut
Wow, i didn't know that league of legends was existed 12 million years ago.
Underrated comment
iTs aBoUT tHe leAgUE uNiVErsE
And since then Master was broken as fuck
But Rito last 200 years seem legit
Aurelion: I'm the oldest character of the lore :D
Players: And still one of the less played of the game.
And also the cc but half useless but usefull on ARAM
3:24 Jhin: *FOUR* years older than Zed
*how ironic*
You know what else is ironic? The gun.
It whould be better if it was 40
I'm pretty sure that it's not ironic. It's funny but not ironic
@@thegamingfound no i mean because jhin is so obsessed with the number four 😂😂
@@gunterthedarkpenguin3586 Yeah I get that which is why I said it funny. But it's not ironic. There is a difference, that's what I ment
In the evelynn's lore is said that she exists from eons and that she took a phisich form after the rune wars. So we can say she is one of the oldest characters in the game, like Aurelion sol, or that she is about the same age of ryze, morg and kayle
Rune wars was about 500 years before the born of Noxus ( year 0), and magic was created a lot after Aurelion Sol
@@ayatan2147 evelynn gained a phisich forms after the rune wars, but if we consider evelynn as an entity she exists since eons, so the only champ that could be older than her would be aurelion sol.
@@salvatoreconteddu3766 And Evelynn is a young demon so Fiddle (one of the oldest demons) is probably the oldest existence in the Runeterra lore.
Fiddle is actually as old as aurelion sol
@@garedtuttle2804 How is that possible?, as aurelion sol created the universe.
Malphite is around the Shurima era, he was split off from a floating city from ixaocan
Which makes him older than Azir?
@@neutralplayeroflol5722 well yes but malphite was born some time later back when the icathia were destroyed by the void so not alot older
@@neutralplayeroflol5722 no his not older than azir. Azir existed before the fall of Icathia. Malphite was born after the fall of Icathia.
Rat Lifespan 🤣🤣🤣
@@BeheadedPrisoner I like how everyone is talking about the rise and fall of icathia and you are here laughing at Rat Lifespan. Girl are you sure you're in the right thread
A character: *is several million years old*
The same character: *dies in 4 seconds because the enemy support is somehow 7 levels above them*
Everyone shocks on Ahri's age
me : confuse with evelynn's age 👁👄👁
Exactly, nobody is talking about that
I mean she is just a demon (soul), so she is not like a living creature or something.
Evelynn is a demon who took the form of a human female to seduce men and kill them.
@@deerstrider1285 dayum. Imagine having s*x with a demon only to get killed because she sees it as pleasure 😂
Evelynn isn't a she. It's always existed. But as something small. It only came to exist when their was human suffering. It became "Evelynn" in order to enact it's own suffering onto humans.
Lulu: 400 years
Me: *visible confusion*
Yordles are technically immortal, even Kennen is centuries old. I think Lulu just got stuck in her younger form due to her spending time in some place from what I can remember from her lore.
and here i thought lulu was the most older yordle until poppy's age showed up. wtf 1k y/o
@idiot sandwitch lulu spent centuries trapped in the fairy world with pix
Kennen: im 60y/o and my voice is like im 12
Brand- literally stated as ryzes pupil during the rune wars that happened 1000 years ago
Age: 39 probably
This guys time dilation if it were on paper would look like the Fibonacci Sequence
I thought the same I was like "Hmmm srry but brand wasn't ryze pupil so he might be thousand years old"
The creator, hold on, it looks better been 35 :y
39 years probably refers to the Freljordian raider whose body is the vessel of the spirit of Brand.
@gabriel mattos remember his voice lines like many are not matching with his lore
Look at varus, he is a darlin and 2 lovers, all 3 talk
In game he is still that one onion Archer.
When death comes, Kindred comes for you, no matter who you are, Aurelion included.
So it is a bit of a plot of hole that Kindred appeared much after him. Kindred should be something that was always there.
Aurelion Sol, Kindred and Bard were the first 3 creation of the universe, followed by Soraka cause she's naturally a celestial being and not a Runeterra's sort of things, so it might be this order, as Kindred is the death itself and then ONLY fiddle is here, cause he's the first apparition on Runeterra, then comes the other demon, and primal god, with Ornn being the older one followed by Anivia and Volibear (it says he's the last one, about 1 to 2 thousands years), Rammus shouldn't be tooooo far as a lot of things going around him being a primal god, and for the demon, Evelynn, Nocturne and Tahm are waaaay younger than Fiddlesticks and btw Taric being only 26 is quite the jokes, as he's one of the apparition like Zoe, Kayle or Morgana
Taric is an aspect from Targon, like Diana, Leona, Pantheon and Zoe.
Taric is the man, who is 26 years old, The Protector is the deity that's old af
But yeah, going by that logic, other aspects like zoe should also have their human age there
@@masamunedate4461fiddlesticks is here since the first scream of création he is as old or older than aurelion ans greyman is older than aurelion
@@tigrou_lol the f are you saying, aurelion is litteraly the creator, there's nothing older than aurelion
@@masamunedate4461 aurelion is not the creator he forge stars not the univers being like watcher from the void are waaaaaaay older than aurelion
In Lore: Asol is the biggest and oldest
In Summoners rift game: *gets killed by talon at level 2*
this joke is older than aurelium herself
But in late: *feeded*
Why did i read asol as asshole tf
@@notengonombre
AURELIUM
HERSELF
@@Dexuz see my name, my bad bruda
10 Million years old: Bard
12 Million years old: Aurelion Sol
Both: Breath of creation
Me: The biggest "boi" must've been said after those 2 million years
Was looking through the comments to see if anyone had the same joke idea lol.
Me playing Lulu: aww what a cute child
Lulu: I'm 400 yo :D
basically, she still a child...
But because Time in Pix Realm is pretty slower than the outside world, so if considerate her age over time, that would happen xD
Imagine being 6000 years old,but in your lore its says you evolve rapidly
LMAO "Fizz 600 yrs old : older than land civilization" "
right after that
"Galio 700 years old : built around the time Demacia was founded as a kingdom"
so you're saying demacia used to be a kingdom underwater?
Atlanta has been found
That's the only possible conclusion, I guess...
and nami is NOT 19 I GUARANTEE YOU ( she is a vastaya and in her lore there are many clues pointing towards her being old)
@@moonlight8451 any vastayan and yordle are true dates, like teemo, kennen and etc are just 50-100yo
@@jumbeer5572 Kennen joined an Ninja Clan or sth like this centuries ago so hes not between 50-100
Remember guys 10years+ have passed since Annie’s release so she’s legal
cringe meme
Bruh
@Nosiaczek zoes body is 21 she herself is thousands of years old. and no in the lore annie is 9.
Rio 9 + 10 = 19 quick maths, fbi almost got me but I managed to escape
Jajajaja lol
sion *died over a century ago*
age: 90
me: excuse me wtf, a century is more than 90 years xd
I think he died a century ago but resurrected ten years later, this ages states in what age they've become the champions we play.
Died, not lived. He was in a dead state whole century before resurrection and didn’t age. For example, he died 100 years ago at age 50, after 100 years since his death was resurrected and lived 40 more years. (so it means that 140 years ago he died, but lived for 90)
@@IamSoulfuller This was not done with Gnar though, he was frozen in a young age, so he would also be rather young instead of his currently given age, if that applies. Not sure about Syndra, though. She was told to be timefrozen, yet not the for which duration, which means her given age could be her bodies, or the ful ltiem that elapsed after her birth.
There were also stories about Yi being the oldest living human, with over a century.
Also fun fact: Graves to told to be "probably in his 40s", and depicted as 37.
@@MorphJerme mind and body age differs indeed
@@IamSoulfuller this go by years old, not years lived, it count from the moment it born up until today.Azir die when he was a human probably around 30~ years old and only back to live when cass go to his tomb and the list still count his age since he was born not the time he lived . But this list is awful anyway, rakan and xayah are vastaya, it should be around 140~ years olds, 23 is just the human age equivalent. They use human age for them yet they use normal age for neeko.